UK fags, where the fuck are you?
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UK fags, where the fuck are you?
>>673412484
I am a UK fag
>>673412574
>>673412484
beady eyes
>>673412484
>UK
you okay?
SW1 checking in.
>>673412683
>>673412484
Southampton, SO17 checking in.
>>673412484
At your Mum's
>>673412684
not really
>>673412484
Riding a bus around Manchester for shits and giggles. What's it to you?
>>673412963
enjoy her, she's old
>>673413024
I need the affection and love
>>673413315
Me too, actually. I'm trying to get up the nerve to masturbate on here. I'd rather someone did it for me, but hey, I can't be so lucky twice.
>>673413508
what you gonna masturbate to on here, its all dick rate and trap threads?
>>673412484
somewhere in the UK or dead in a ditch. not much of a diff. there
>>673413645
I'm too scared to actually do it so I'm coming here to distract myself, like I have done often before.
On rare occasions I get encouragement, too.
M18 checking in
>>673412484
here nigga
>>673412484
How is it like being a muslim cuck.
>>673414281
where nigga?
>>673412484
Strathy here
>>673414416
Down here nigga
>>673414284
its a whole lotta admiral ackbar!
>>673412926
Chichester.
we are pretty close. I went to southhampton a while ago It is like a lower class portsmouth but do you like it there?
>>673414490
Get rid of them cuclckz. Send them to the usa. They deserve them
>>673414553
>>673414667
sent, enjoy them raping sand niggas you americunts
>>673414772
Im from holland so keks on them
>>673414553
Yeah, you're not too far. I'd say Southampton is nicer than Portsmouth, though it's easy to think otherwise as Portsmouth looks nice when you drive through, Southampton looks like a dive. But as for quality of people, Southampton is superior.
I'm from the North originally, but yeah, it's alright. It'll do for now!
>>673414854
i love you
>>673414961
I love you to. Mi amore
Stay safe there mate, kill them before they kill you.
>>673415105
they're coming for me, this could be my last message
NE30, north east coast near Newcastle
cm5?
>>673415510
why aye pet
>>673415718
alright mate, what you up to?
Taking a fat shit with my windows wide open to prove dominance on my street.
'ello mate
>>673413016
wots goin' on, m8?
I need a piss
Fallowfield, Manchester.
Leicester massive checking in
At asda boldon Tyne & wear buying some liquor to have with my bag of blue cheese
Fucking Carlisle.
Sheffield
>>673417785
Holy moly. NE10 represent.
>>673418508
Kingdom of Slovak gypsies.
>>673418508
When you speak with Slovaks they are delighted that they got rid of the scum to Canada and the UK.
>>673414553
As a Portsmouth university student i can say that Southampton is nicer for both people and stuff to do
But Portsmouth representing here
M5 here
Any Norwich fags out there?
>>673418792
Do piče kurva
UK Fag and CO4 checking in
>inb4 slavfag I just live in the shithole that is Slovakia
I love a spot of tea.
NE4 geordie and all that
>>673419499
They're probably all fucking their relatives
in mallorca cycling my arse off and finding it rather amusing that US faggots are still so deluded. We inhabited your shit tier nation you fuck tards.
KT13 reporting
>>673419607
It's why it's taking me so long to type.
>>673419666
check em
also from wn4 not that any of you homos will know my neck of the woods
also enjoying my holiday you fags
Glasgowfag reporting in
>>673412926
>>673414553
>>673414884
>>673419363
Winchester fag reporting. Bow before our "money" and "civilised people"
>>673419363
Come to Southampton. I have a dick you can suck
>>673419666
I live in SW3
>>673420358
kek
>>673420382
As intriguing as that offer sounds i will have to respectfully decline, i am getting fucked enough by my grades.
WHY IS THERE NOTHING TO DO IN NORTHERN IRELAND EXCEPT SHITPOST, SLEEP, AND DIE
>>673412484
Busy smothering my eggs and toast in ketchup.
>>673412926
>>673420358
>>673419363
>>673414553
>>673414884
Guys, guys, guys...
I'm a medfag and have my first job at Wessex next year. So in terms of place, and, to a lesser extent, hospital, where would you recommend?
>Wessex includes Soton, Bournemouth, Poole (my top 3 in mind at the moment), Chichester, Dorchester, Basingstoke... Etc. You get the deal
>>673420759
fucktard get a job and stop fucking about
fanny
>>673412484
Newcastle
>>673418688
NE15 REPPIN
>>673420855
Winchester is full of homeless people, psychopaths, druggies etc. It's overrated
>>673412484
Across that big pond
>>673420759
Aww, that hurts my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
>>673421109
ncl student?
Cambridge reporting in
Just want to thank you guys for having such loose teens and such low age of consent
>>673417785
Fucking hell we're close
>>673421528
fucktard
>>673421528
ago of consent =/= allowed to produce porn
uk is becoming so full with immigrants and social housing gold help us
>>673421783
muslims*
lovely cardiff slut
some shithole in wiltshire
I really hope the UK leaves the EU before you are destroyed along with the rest of Europe.
>>673421894
i'd fuck the shit out of you
>>673421894
post something new you tart
>>673421771
Never said it did m8
Any scallys here or oxbridge bros?
>>673421894
And now I regret not going to Cardiff uni
>>673422263
>m8
>>673422399
past your bed time
>>673420358
Don't think I've ever seen another Winch fag on 4chan
Fuck you.
>>673421127
This guy gets it
In a shithole in Kent. Could be worse I suppose.
>>673421894
mmmmm
>>673422459
12 year old detected
Arrr u aye ooh ar wiltshire portu areing in
>>673422669
I'm the same guy in both posts. I work in a shop on the main high street. So many scum in Winchester, it's unreal. You are the uni, or just live here?
If this doesn't focus on nudes whats the point.
No one wants to get involved in a blowjob circle.
>>673422842
an hero
>>673417200
Ay up lad.
LE18 here.
London SW9 here. Pondering the fact that a girl I dated a few years back has now put herself on a sugardaddy website. Feel kinda bad for some old dude paying a fortune for what I got for free. Weird world...
>>673422994
dear days
>>673421505
same
CB4
>>673423035
full of shite
no one gives a toss
>>673422869
At uni somewhere else, lived in Winch most of my life.
At least I can walk home from friends houses at 4am in Winchester and not get stabbed so that's nice.
>>673419666
and no one gives a single shit i got devil trips
>>673423185
Ah fair, I'm not from Winch originally.
Yeah that's true. Don't give any money to any of the homeless in Winch. One of them claims she's homeless and pregnant - she just begs on the street, then gives the money to her husband/partner, she isn't pregnant and they have a house through the council near the station. Absolute cunts.
>>673423153
Meh, whatever. Odd thing to make up, wouldn't you say?
My girlfriend will be home soon anyway, and I can leave you losers to it.
>>673423468
shit hole
>>673412484
PR7 here..
Anyone else from Preston/Wigan area?
>>673423133
CB2 here
>>673423577
kek
>>673423673
read the thread fuck tard
already posted im in the wn4 area
preston is full of muslim scum
CB1 Checking in.
Bognor Regis. AKA Polski central.
>>673423577
what is your girl doing out this late you cuck fag
>>673424088
ayy Cambridge people reporting in
>>673424305
bum boys
>>673424305
I know right? lol haven't checked /b in months-first time i've seen some cambs in one of these threads.
>>673424250
Went on holiday there when I was 10. Nice place.
PR3 here
>>673424024
Fuck you.
>>673424502
posted in atleast 10 of these threads and you guys are the first ones I've found
>>673424591
It was years ago before we had a polski shop on every road.
>>673424591
>>673424285
She's at her friend's house having dinner. I was working late. You know, the stuff normal people do.
Btw, the whole "cuck" thing just makes you sound like a 14 year old virgin. It's really not a thing in the actual real world.
>>673412484
SW7
>>673424710
muslim fag detected >>673424727
>>673424710
Oxford, peasants. Enjoy your shitty northern towns and seaside resorts.
>>673424850
kek his girl is getting boned hard and he is sat on 4chan kekiddy kek kek
>>673412484
NR1 over here
TD15 here, as North East as it gets. Anyone close?
>>673424727
Haha sweet, not surprising though..this place is pretty much a village mentality that thinks it's a city surrounded by webbed-feet. Perfect place to hide.
>>673425087
You've never kissed a girl, have you, son?
>>673424850
m8 she's getting railed, you'd better call her and ask some mundane shit like 'have you seen the hoover' because that bitch might be grinding on your best mate's face.
Go to bed
SW1X: Knightsbridge
Dumfries. Recently moved here for work.. Think the whole town claims for disability
At the social club playing darts and twatting about on my phone. Also didn't read rest of thread.
>>673425289
how would ever know daddy
>>673425223
Haha exactly. You have to admit we're better than any of the outlying shit holes though.
>>673425298
kek
>>673424850
Definitely getting absolutely smashed. Next time you see her she'll be walking with a limp.
It's not looking good for you at this time of night mate.
>>673424942
Not a muslim. Here I'll give you a drawing of Mohamed to prove it
Alright fags, can't believe I share an island with you
>>673425551
seems like im not alone in my theory here ....
Bristol here
>>673425651
that proves fuck all
you twisted muslim fucks love how fucked up you are
wankers
>>673425460
My Ex was from Lynn, and i've unfortunately had plenty of run ins with those from downham and wisbech...so yeah i agree very much so from personal experience! hahaha.
what i don't understand is the pseudo hipster jockville genetics around. -shrug-
>ctrl+f
>BD
>0 results
Aw.
BD12 represent. About to get some zeds before me and my son go fishing tomorrow.
>>673425662
we love you to buddy
Edinburghfag reporting in
>>673425821
You're like the repressed gay guy in class who calls others fags to feel better, aren't you? I hate muslims but calm down bro its 4 chan. Go beat a paki up if it makes you feel better
Some from Edinburgh, and some from Newcastle, but I'm the only one in between. Sad times.
Manchester here
>>673425956
fanny scottsman
>>673425831
because of the university/sixth form environment in Cambridge its a breeding group for these bleeding heart liberal, hipster shits.
>>673425298
I wonder why the whole cuckold fascination thing kicked in? When I first started coming here way back when everyone was content calling each other fags, retards and niggers. Then it was newfag vs old fags. And now everyone's a cuck. Who started that? Was it the whole Moot cuck thing? I don't really pay enough attention to this sort of thing.
Anyway, I somehow doubt my missus is riding my best mate's face, as he's currently on holiday in America, and that seems a little impractical. It's more likely that she's drunk a gallon of red wine and will be collapsing through the door soon shitfaced, demanding sex. Which I will decline because she'll be useless. This is what real life sex is like. Good times.
>>673426015
kek biting are we
Dundee !
>>673426163
True, the university is big brother here after all...Tyrell Corp at it's finest!
>>673426185
kek
BB3
>>673426185
"M-my girlfriend is going to be back any minute and will totally want me, y-you'll see!!!!!1!!"
"Also I'm totally an old fag who knows history!"
Nice try, hope you love the taste of all your mates when you're going down on her next
>>673426447
It is nice having where you're from be globally recognized though.
>>673421528
>>673421771
With the age of consent being lower many guys actually fuck 16 year olds and does it happen often?
>>673426623
How many*
>>673426535
love the banter hehe
>>673426623
technically having sex with a minor is statuaotry rape but I know plenty of chav girls who fucked 18+ year olds when they were like 15
>>673420782
To be fair, I've visited your neck of the woods three times, and each time I've somehow wound up in a great boozer with some of the hottest women I've ever seen. So, far as I'm concerned, fuckin' GO NORTHERN IRELAND.
>>673426614
I Suppose, though in my travels i have met many Amerifags who do not know where Cambridge is. Sad times 2016.
>>673425078
Yes bruv. Represent Didcot mate.
Any fags from bath?
>>673426535
>>673421528
You are a) right, and b) very welcome. Still fucking teens in my late 20s.
>>673426870
wow I was counting on girls knowing the place when I visit the states aha
>>673422689
Royal Tunbridge Wells checking in
>>673426535
>>673426700
>banter
fucking hell, 4chan has turned into the Lad Bible.
>>673427315
so sore this guy is funny
wheres my surrey girls at??
>>673426787
But 16 year olds with dudes in their 20s is normal?
>>673427315
God the lad bible is shit.
>>673427194
Depends on the age and where you visit i suppose. Just sat near London if you find yourself in the shit. They then can put two and two together..usually..
>>673427508
Only chavs do it so yeh in some areas it's quite prevalent
can we have more british nudes in this thread?
>>673427194
say* can't fucking type tonight.
>>673427305
Sittingbourne here.
Been seeing some leave the EU posters around here the past few days.
>>673427315
That's not true, it's not covered with news stories about how girls "don't care about small dicks" as the owners desperately try to make themselves feel better while they listen to Justin bieber's new "banger"
>>673427401
nah, just lamenting the Golden Era of Lost /b/.
Now it just reminds me of being back at school.
And not in a good way.
CF11 here
>>673427796
Well, I've never actually read it. I'm too old for all that shit, mercifully.
Can someone make a collage of this chick?
>>673427796
yeah the guy bringing up lad bible is clearly a top tier faggot who is upset because is woman is off getting smashed by bigger cock than he can provide
>>673427589
British boy bands have definitely helped people like us over in the states
Hull/Humberside checking in
>>673428196
I might get Top Tier Faggot printed on a t shirt.
That's the first time you've actually made me laugh! Kudos.
DL5 North east boysssssss
>>673427836
always been this way, you hust havent grown up and moved on with your pathetic life kek
>>673428235
Yeah if you don't fit that archetype though they think you're weird.
>>673419499
NR3 reporting
>>673428378
makes us both happy ive been trying out here you know
i would for you to send me one if your getting them made up
>>673428379
this is what im talking about, good man
>>673428584
Just clean up and enunciate a little more and you'll be fine I think
Anything from Pembrokeshire?
>>673428474
Well, I've never in my life used the phrase "kek", so at least I have that.
>>673417785
Holy shit we are close
hells bells its all gone tits up
>>673427851
CF24 here
North wales checking in. No sea too rough... no muff too tough
>>673428953
i use it because it tickles me
what happend to you UK you used to be cool
>>673428831
The speech part was never an issue my time in the states though i was a metalhead. Didn't fit the hipster/activist swarm bs at the time.
You're probably right but i had many years there. Over it.
Canada next if i must visit that part of the world again.
>>673428953
Anyone using 4chan has a pathetic life
>>673429145
Ah well, fair play, mate. Just makes me cringe a bit.
>>673429228
welcome CB21
>>673428916
I might have
>>673412484
Let's say I live in Germany. And let's say I can't stand it here anymore. Could I come over to your country without a Cent in my pocket and build my shit up in the UK with honest work and that shit?
>>673429222
ahh I think I'd manage to fit into that description quite easily. Canada is a great country I'd highly recommend
>>673428800
Looking out for ya
London SE1
>>673428455
TS1
Fuck Darlo its full of gypos
>>673429228
Was raised in fullbourn.
>>673429274
Nah, mate. I'm doing ok, and plenty of others are, too.
I like to drop in here, you fuckers are funny when you want to be.
Think of me as your hopeful future...
>>673425197
TS1 here /b/ro
>>673429589
The mental hospital?
>>673429183
Shit flinging, the daily mail and tories happened.
Birmingham
>>673429480
Yeah i have many friends in Canada all good people. Definitely on my bucket list to visit for a while at the very least.
>>673429702
haha no the village next to it.
>>673429617
good luck buddy, you keep telling yourself that
>>673429702
topkek
>>673429765
Visited a couple months ago to ski and it felt like a strange mix of the states and the UK.
TS20. dont come round, youll get stabbed
>>673429439
Can somebody give me some advise on my issue here?
WA9 here
>>673429439
Google the homeless cycle...That's what will h appen
>>673429504
your the man keep it rolling bro
Salford, Manchester reporting in - i've got a tracksuit and won't hesistate to shoot your kids
>>673429970
NBL?
>>673429951
Sounds like it could work....
BH23 Here
>>673429970
That sounds like a challenge to me.
>>673430140
If you're left wing you'll love it
>>673430133
u wot m8
>>673430246
Noted, i'm no wing. Just like to do my thing and get on. The country itself looks beautiful.
>>673430275
oh dear
bn25 here.
>>673415510
NE30 reporting in too holy shit!!
>>673428260
Humberfag here too, south of the river tho.
>>673430275
Norton Bad Lads! FAM!
>>673430455
sounds like a reasonable viewpoint. the landscapes were amazing up in the mountains
>>673430686
the most beautiful place on earth by a long way
>>673430570
These threads are always full of us it seems
>>673430592
meet ya at aldi, giz a fag and some cider black kid
>>673427508
Its frowned upon.
>>673430967
really? first time i've ever come across someone so close before
>>673425849
So jealous. Have fun
>>673426872
Abingdon
>>673430686
>>673430917
Sounds good, maybe end of the year if i can afford it- might wait until next spring though.
>>673431117
Yeah I usually see 3-5 people in the NE3 area in these threads
>>673421930
Swindon?
>>673430977
fuck off ill give ya sum vodies mate
HP5 here, where the affluent meets the effluent
>>673431193
The people are the friendliest Ive ever seen. It'll make Europe look like shit
>>673426973
BA2 reporting in
>>673429183
American culture happened.
>>673431193
get yourself to the lake district and climb some the big mountains
>>673431193
>>673431488
is that so hard to do these days? lol.
Fuck you steak CAPTCHA i am now hungry.
>>673429183
The empire crumbled and fell. We forgot what it means to be powerful and take shit from the US and the EU far too often.
>>673431599
such a pity
>>673421109
aye son
>>673431707
Will remember :)
>>673426331
Where the fuark in Dundee is that?!
>>673418232
Kek same. You enjoy those floods, matey?
>>673427508
Im 23 and would feel odd dating a girl more then 2 years older or younger then me.
DD5
>>673431981
Union
>>673432010
bad times for the landscape up there
feel for you guys
>>673412484
>>673430589
I feel sorry for you if you're south then
Dundee!
>>673432279
Most of us bring it on ourselves by fucking dogs. But hey, at least there's next to no immigrants up here.
>>673432390
get fucked you prick
>>673432535
Yes !
>>673432543
such a perfect place in my eyes buddy
Any of you fags in Staffs?
>>673432712
I think you're looking a bit too south. Carlisle's about as great as a soggy biscuit, and as damp as one and all.
The Lakes are nice, I suppose.
>>673432909
just you pal
>>673432390
>>673433020
true thats where im looking
but the north is so untouched and natural
proper England
>>673432108
Moar
>>673426870
>thinks muricans know anything about the world outside of NA
>>673433258
second this...
>>673433258
>>673433328
Well obviously i figured out pretty quick they didn't not my fault they said they did :p. Sad to learn most haven't travelled out of their own state let alone country.
Preston / Stockport Reporting in.
I'm going to the UK this summer, any shit I should know as a americfag?
>>673433442
i beg your pardon
>>673433532
If someone says "You alright" They don't want to know it just means hi
>>673433532
We hate you and fuck off dont come here.
>>673430184
This girl is BH23?
BH15 here
>>673433532
we made you
>>673433673
keking
