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>im in america
>gf lives in germany currently
>she told me she's going to Amsterdam with a friend
>sends me this
>???
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>>673352664
If you're not giving her the D on the regular, what the fuck do you expect?
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shes fucking him
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>>673352664
Why would she send you a picture without a message? Is it an inside joke?
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>>673352883
no? i asked her, what friend and she replied with that
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>>673352664
jew/10 leave her
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>>673352664
seems to be normal in germany. my gf does shit like this too. but you are far away, you cant even fuck her, so end relationship and get some prostitutes.
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>>673353014
Well then I'd definitely say, that she's sucking at communicating with you.
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now she sent this...?????
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>>673353401
Break up immediately before you get cucked
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>>673353401
why do you even ask us what to do? break up.
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>>673353401
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk
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>>673353515
>4 years tho
>>673353533
>you think all girls are sluts?
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They are making a baby at this very moment
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>>673353401
say exactly this:
Message recieved: We're done
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>>673353401
She's definitely trying to provoke you. You know, unless you're trolling.
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>>673353401
>Call her a whore
>Block him
>Sell her stuff if you have any
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My ex/fuckbuddy is also German and this is fairly common. I wouldn't worry too much as he looks a bit gay too.
If you're worried, you could also do what we do and have it as an open relationship. Keeps it easy to maintain.
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>>673353700
I mean her. PS. Check 'em
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>>673353626
>you think all girls are sluts?
yes, i do. you have to treat a women like a dog,
give her attention when she does good, ignore when she's bitching.
else she will play with you like she wants to.
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>>673352664
I would not be very sad or angry. Your gf is ugly as shit.
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>>673353401
why the fuck is she with that no chin faggot?
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>>673353700
dubs speaking truth
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>>673353759
It's against the rules to check your own dubs.
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Or just keep her on the downlow, but don't invest any time or energy into it. Like if she comes fuck her like crazy but otherwise she isn't your girlfriend.
But yeah I live in Germany and that guy would love to fuck your gf, but he doesn't have a chance apart from rape or hammered.. and even then it'll only happen once
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i dont know why she is doing this, i mean sure i flirted with other girls online but never actually got with any of them and yet she does this? what does a girl think or has the mind to do this? is she getting revenge or would she actually cheat?
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>>673353401
Send her this:
>I am miles and miles away from you, and you send me pictures resting your head on another man's shoulder.
>It's bad enough I miss you, and now this. No matter what intention, it hurts to see you like this because I miss you.
>Fuck him, suck his dick, whatever, you and I are finished.

I'm sorry anon, but dump her. She's only going to raise you more suspicion and get you angry.
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>>673354076
How low are her standards anyway?
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>>673354076
Is she Turkish or something? That is not an attractive woman.
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>>673353626
>>673353626
This guy WANTS to be a cuck.
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>>673354206
for real tho. I thought I was the only one who though, damn, shes uggly.
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>>673354076
Pretty sure she's just trying to provoke you. She probably wants to see if you really love her and if you don't flip out at her taking those pictures, then you probably do not.
However if you do she'll likely get angry and spitefuck him. > women
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>>673354108
Don't listen to these virgin faggots, be an alpha. If she fucks him fuck her, and try to get some revenge strange. Doesn't even matter if she does or doesn't sleep with him then, you still got laid
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>>673354206
>>673354279
>you calling my gf ugly? fuck you all lol.
>just bad angles?
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>>673354108
This.

Ive been with girls who have been like this, chances are she's already fucked him.

What I would add is get a picture of a girl sucking your dick and send that shit right after,
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>>673354076
leave her. she's not even pretty
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>>673354284
Yeah best thing to do is to tell her to have soooo much fun and just be really chill with it.. Any reaction and that dude is so getting laid
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>>673354398
she looks like a little mexican boy you retard fuck.
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>>673354108
This is the worst possibly thing you could do.

Just do what this >>673353640 anon says and send a quick, simply message saying you're done. Nothing more.

Don't let her get the satisfaction of knowing she's hurt you or that you lost your marbles.
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>>673352664
You're getting cucked by a Yankee fan. Brutal.
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I live in amsterdam i can punch his face :D
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How about saying "have fun" and then fucking ignoring her and live your own life?

If you don't live with a bitch, there is zero reason to talk to a woman every day all the fucking time.
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>>673354403

Godly shit right here.
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>>673354108
You must be the infamous Master Beta Virgin I've heard about.

>>673354076
Just keep it short and cut it off, she/they are clearly trying to get a reaction out of you, by not giving that long or drawn-out reaction they would be expecting, you would at least not give them way she/they want.
The funniest thing I could think of if I was stealing some little bitch's girl is me/her sending him pictures and him going crazy over it like a little beta teen.
She doesn't give a fuck, so you shouldn't give a fuck either.
Giving a fuck and especially giving a fuck and vocalizing it to the person that DOESN'T CARE, will do nothing but make you laughing stock.
Move on, long distance doesn't work out anyway and she has already made her choice, she probably has cheated ages ago anyway, this is just the point where she stopped caring.
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>>673352664
she's cucking the fuck out of you
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>>673354577
Do it
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>>673354535
>a Yankee fan
yes. i bet he doesn't know what kind of sports they even do.
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Send her a picture of you and a flower, tell her you think he is handsome. She are going to friendzone him...
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>>673354465
does she, really?
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>>673354663
Agreed

Cucked-tee-fuck
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>>673353401
Tell her to die and break up with her.
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>>673354742
Is she Turkish? Why does she have such a giant face?
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>>673354742
The one femininazi with "ptsd"?
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>>673354705
They are professional yankers of course
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>american
>german gf
You're defying the history, son.
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>>673353626
Yes. and so fucking what? I don't care if it were 20 years. You're gonna be a cuck if you stay
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>>673354742
She looks like a more masculine turkish katy perry
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Tell her that you recently found out that you have inflicted a HIV-Infection and that she should immediately get tested.
Just to fuck with her a little.
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>>673354398
>using greentext to reply to people
>not knowing what it's for.

KYS, cuck
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So is this they day OP realized he's getting cucked?
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>>673354076
You might want to ask if it's not her gay friend because he looks like a faggot to me, if not, break up already, she's clearly being a cunt and you'll be the loser at the end.
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Orospu hahahahahaha
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She has a dick in her anus right now,
Also she's probably wearing nothing but that hat.
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>>673354742
Turkish manish version of Katy Perry.
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>>673352664
>>673353401
>>673354076
Is that an airplane or train? Can't really tell but the baggage seems like a train
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>>673354885
This
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>>673352664
Why does anybody care about this, dude is some lonely permavirgin who has online relationships, sure he flirts with girls online because he's such a cyber player but you know what would solve all of this?

Go outside and fuck an actual woman IRL fhaggot.
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>>673352664
Remember you're only a cuck if you like it

People misuse the term
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>>673354988
Dubs of truth
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>>673355002
Train
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>>673354988
kekeke
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Ask her if he's gay. If she says no, tell her to prove it by going down on her. If she says yes tell her to prove it by going down on him. This way you can't lose.
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>>673355002
bus
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>>673354534
>>>673354108 (You)
>This is the worst possibly thing you could do.
>Just do what this >>673353640

OK, I agree, that's actually better
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>>673355035
actually its if she has a child from someone else, it has nothing to do with liking, it is a very old term
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>>673355002
I think it's a train from the background of the first pic
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>>673352664
That guy has a big forehead
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>>673355066
>>673354988
Witnessed
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>>673354885
>>673355010

THIS...would never work because they have never had sex because they live in different continents and 2 he's a virgin so no aids, unless he's an AIDS baby, which might explain his tendency towards being such a beta faggot
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>>673355026
>>673355026
> get into relationship
> partner moves
> decide to try long-term relationship
> lol he communicates with women via the internet
> he must be some kind of loser
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>>673355091

Wait, wat?
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>>673353014
>>673354108
You know, shes obviously bored on public transportation and uses Snapchat as a way to kill time. Maybe. But she behaves like a fucking slut so go with the dog route the other anon suggested or ONLY the first line of this
Prepare to break up if there were deeper intentions
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>>673354403

This.

Especially if it's a girl she would recognise.
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Your gf is a roach and not German.

Dump her.

OP, how can you be so blind?
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Break up with her GODDAMN IT it hurts to watch
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>>673355138
Nah mate that's a 5 head
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>>673355226
If he goes down he's not gay and if she goes down he's obviously gay.
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>>673355002

Are you retarded? Have you ever seen a plane with windows this big?

It's a fucking coach.
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>>673355097
>>673355002
It's a bus, i can confirm.
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>>673355109
You're a faggot
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>>673354742

First of all, why are you with a turkish girl when you even were in Germany and could have picked better? It's not like the number of Blondes in my fucking country will increase.
Get her out of Germany and you will do every German a favor. This country is becoming a shithole fast.
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>>673353401
Op you're getting cucked already and don't even know it. Tell her to piss off
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>>673354076
Hell, she is ugly
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>>673353626
>you think all girls are sluts?
Not anon you replied to but you're framing this all wrong. Humans are not monogamous. Women specifically are hypogamous (trade sex for resources, partners better able to take care of them, etc). They fuck their way up the ladder. If they aren't being fucked by their partner on the reg and aren't being given gifts or attention, they stray (especially long distance). Even the majority of women with low sex drives do this. Not always physically but their loyalties do shift in their mind.
>girl loses her virginity to me at 21
>not a slut for sure
>we both have to move to different locations for less than a year
>less than three months later she wants to fuck her project leader
>dat bitch loves power (I was also in a small position of authority over her)
>I'm not a tard so I break it off pretty quickly
>he moves way out of state a few months after they start dating
>he breaks it off
>lol bitches man

Honestly OP you're an idiot. Every female friend I had who studied abroad cheated on their boyfriend or broke up with them to get railed. All of them. I don't particularly care (unless I was better friends with their boyfriend than them) because it's in their nature. Men, on the other hand, represent a much wider range. Some of them are Chads slaying puss right and left while maintaining a relationship. Some guys are cucks through and through.
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OP just ask her why she is with him and not in Germany. If she doesn't give you a valid excuse. Say you're going to dump her as a threat. From that point on you will see her true colors wether she chooses you above the dutchfag or him above the OPFag
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>>673355335
Kek reminds me of me in 5th grade
We'll done
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>>673352664
she has a jew nose, you shouldn't have been dating her in the first place my man.
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that sly grin....
shes cheating.
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*IF* this is real (highly doubtful), then she is at least trying to push your buttons. Dump her. Games are for children.
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>>673354742
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>>673355352

> implying you are white man, otherwise forget it
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>>673355108
Good on you, anon.

Now send it to her and let us know the results.
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>>673355502
What's that guys name? I want to check his Facebook out. I can't believe God made something that ugly
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>>673352664
Srsly: send text "it's over, enjoy your tip, I'll enjoy mine"
Wait for her reply
Don't even read just leave them
Have good time in USA and fuck bitches
What happens abroad stays abroad
Except STDS so wrap it up
All this can be achieved if not ubervirgin pussy worrying about his gf on a fucking website instead of BEING OUTSIDE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND EXPLORING!
Fucksake OP KYS
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>>673355346
in no way are you correct
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None of you fagots know how to handle this really???!

Go put your dick in some cum dumpster mouth (more attractive than her). Send her the picture bust your nut and move on. Sorry brother your bitch is not a viable long term partner. Let her have that clown, move on with your life. Get pussy, prosper.
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>>673355567
Not OP
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>>673355487

So fucking much this.
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>>673355711
This
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"Girl"friend, yeah right. The other dude looks gay, explains why he and your "girl" are hooking up.
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>>673355751
Shame.

OP will probably go the beta-route like some of the other faggots ITT mentioned.

Make sure to send a pic of you bawling your eyes out, that'll teach her a lesson for sure.
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>>673355867
no im sending her nudes to her parents.
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>>673355711
>None of you fagots know how to handle this really???!
> Go put your dick in some cum dumpster mouth

>>673354403
get a picture of a girl sucking your dick

It's been done. Lrn2Lrk
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>>673352664
You really feel threatened by that swag faggot?
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>>673355402
Biologically accurate.
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>>673355352
>Europeans asking for North American aid
>Again
You faggots need to get your shit together and expel them yourself. I don't understand countries that allow large hordes of migrants in who contribute nothing to the society. Indian doctors? Go right ahead. Ex-patriots who are investing money in your system? Come right in. Unemployed people who don't contribute? lol naw nigga
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>eat her pussy
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>>673354108
Don't say no simp shit like this, dude you should right the beta handbook.
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>>673355922
Even more beta-ish.
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As an alpha pipe welder from TX (god bless texas and the USA) I say the only reply you should give her is a
>lol, we're done
Then proceed to never contact her again. Don't go blocking her number either, that's giving her too much importance.
God bless you cuck.
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>>673355963
It's called humanity and empathy. Don't they teach you that shit?
> inb4 discussion about geopolitics causing refugees
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>>673355844
I thought it looked like a tranny!! The weird awkward smile , twisted up to try an emulate the contours of an actual womans face, also the dude is obviously homo, no homo.
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>asking for relationship advice on /b/

this fucking cuck
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>>673352664
You're dating MC Chris?
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>>673354005
He wasnt checking them he was telling us to check them
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>>673356085
If you really want to be humane and effective with your resources, helping as many people as possible, send the money to their country where they can use it to build things up.

Eroding your own tax-base so that you won't be able to help anyone out, let alone yourselves, is pure stupidity.
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>>673354742
Humpty dance
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>>673353626
>implying all girls arent' sluts
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FUCKING NORMAL FAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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German girls are slutty as fuck. Just leave her immediately. Bet you'll find a better one
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>>673355922
Send them to us.
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>>673356057
>As an alpha pipe welder from TX
>alpha
>Texas
kek. fuck texas. Calling it "The Gold-Star State" still wouldn't be doing it justice

Also, do you like pipe welding as a job? I feel like it's be scorching hot most days.
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>>673356057
>kek

what the fuck is that "beard" about?? are all texans this faggy?
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>>673356085
>humanity
>Starving the already crumbling Eurozone of its' remaining funds
>meanwhile, refugees rape your women in broad daylight and you literally--not figuratively--do nothing about it
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>>673356219
I get what you're saying, but we sort of fucked that up by ignoring them for several years and not making any progress in addressing the root causes of the conflict.
That's why I'm trying to blame my politicians for the whole crisis, not the refugees.
> oops we sort of missed the caravan of thousands of people walking towards us and now they're here
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>>673356057
The texan has the right idea !
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>>673356352
this tbh
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>>673356432
No they aren't but it is a large state so there are a bunch of try hard douche bags.
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>>673353588
I died during corus.
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>>673356391
not at slutty as yank girls that for sure

they'd suck a dick for a happy meal or a chance to meet kim kardashian's hairdresser
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BACKPAGE the pain away friendo.
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>>673355963

Gonna finish studying and fuck off to literally any other country in Europe/Asia/America that cares about peace, economy and their population. My fucking country is the only one still doing the shit you accuse Europe of. Even sweden got it right somehow.
If there's not gonna be some magical happening that will drive them back to their sandholes it's not worth it. The Germans are not worth it to fight for, they are cucks.
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>>673356496
You should've said 'fuck off' from the very beginning so that no one would come.

The best we can do now is send them back, pour some resources into refugee shelters, bomb the fuck out of Daesh and let them sort things out themselves.
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>>673356391
She isn't even German, she is Turkish!

OP better leave her immediately
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>>673356085
I'm very empathetic. Which is why I don't think countries should bring in hordes of people and then place them in encampments for months when they already have unemployment and a strained economy...they need to work/fight/struggle to self-govern with some foreign assistance of food, water, and medical supplies. Or is logic something 'they' don't teach you?
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"auf wiedersehen digga"
just do it
no need to be beta
just say l8r and move on to something else
trust me, North American women might not be as good as South Americans but theyre better than Europa whores
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She seems to have gotten ugly as fuck on her way to amsterdam so don't worry. You're better off without her.
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>>673356649
i didnt know turkish were white, i thought they were all smelly indian like?
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>>673356057
Has to Call himself alpha making him a beta or even an omega.

What the fuck is that shit on your face?
Grow a real beard
And can I sense a pony tail
Fuck man you're a fedora away from being on an /MLP forum
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>>673355402
Biology slam AND a cuck joke? This post had it all, anon
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ljl
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>>673352664
OP you even here?
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>>673356057
The only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers. And you certainly are no steer.
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The amount of insecure beta faggots in this thread is fucking mind boggling.
>RESTING HER HEAD ON A FRIEND'S SHOULDER ERMAHGAWD
Are you faggots really that insecure?

Just let it be OP you're jealous, that's normal. You're only going to fuck it up by acting like a jealous little bitch. If she really fucked him she wouldn't have sent you those pics and would be way more secretive about the whole thing.
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>>673356734
Trust me, I am German, I can tell.

Especially many girls look like southern Europeans.
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>>673356590
>not at slutty as yank girls that for sure
lol wtf are you talking about? Did you visit one city full of minorities? I traveled the US, there's a lot of Christian moralfaggotry at work. Plenty of WASPs and other white social elites (the pussy you really want) who wouldn't fuck anyone outside of their social group because it literally devalues their puss puss
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>>673356675
> North American women might not be as good as South Americans but theyre better than Europa whores

you've obviously never been to atlanta or ohio before anon
'
that's some beat material there for sure
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>>673356836
OP WE FOUND THE FAG WHOS ON THE BUS WITH YO BITCH
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>>673356836

Who in their right mind would send pictures of themselves getting close with the opposite sex without getting the approval of their SO? You're deluded. I bet you get cheated on all the time without even knowing it.
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>>673356734
Their light skinned western Muslims. I think they're alright tbh. Like a light year round tan.
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>>673352664
>>673353401
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>>673356836
this is 7chunz, wtf did you expect?
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>>673355108
you do realize that when you say this it means her message was that it was done.
you should make it your message that you are done.

important difference anon
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>>673357015
No being a clingy jealous bitch will get you cucked 99% of the time you beta retard
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>>673352664
where does she live? at least you should be cucked by a /b/rother
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>>673356911
Ohiofag here - he isnt lying
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>>673356604
>The Germans are not worth it to fight for
:^(

Where are the German heroes of old to lead our demoralized people in their time of need?
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>>673352664
OP is gone guys. He hasnt been here for a while
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>>673357261
you called?
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>>673357354
it was bait
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>>673357228

Yeah, stay deluded cunt
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>>673356604
>My fucking country is the only one still doing the shit you accuse Europe of.
>Get her out of Germany and you will do every German a favor
That's the N.A. aide I was referring to. I thought OP mentioned he was American or Canadian.
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Did someone say Spider-man thread?!?
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>>673357228

>Not acting like a pack leader

good job not being the alpha male you fag.
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>>673357574

Come to think of it: He's probably an exchange student.
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>>673352664
this is why i don't take public traffic, people are taking selfies without care for others.
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>>673357354
/thread
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>>673357354
No thread is ever about OP (they're faggots, why would anything be about them?) It's about the discussions that evolve from their retarded posts.
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>>673354076
Amsterdam, high as fuck, dude looks super beta. No further questions.

bring pic so we can be of more assistance.
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>>673357833
>people are taking selfies without care for others.
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>>673352664
Hope she sends you pics of her blowing him and taking his dick you cuck faggot
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>>673355402
Someone give this anon a cookie
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America - Europe relationship dosen't work.
Fucked a girl for like a year when she was "engaged" with her US boyfriend.
She fucking loved my big viking dick and always said i fucked her so much better then her "boyfriend"

I just lol thinking about the patetic US cuck.
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>>673357383
Fuckin kek
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>>673352664
>gf
>in Germania
lol cuck enjoy getting cucked you massive cuck lord
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>>673359484
>I just lol thinking about the patetic US cuck.
It's funny because (statistically) your gf/wife/etc will make you a cuck one day. kek
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>>673356596
Didn't backpage sputter off and crash in a field somewhere? I heard it's all scam shit and police now. I never used it but a few anons said this before
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>>673360211
I'm 10/10 looks so that shit happens all the time. no jk. Just genetic lottery.
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>>673357383
I know 4chan isn't the place to criticize Hitler but let's be honest...he an heroed when the going got tough. He wouldn't be able to unite modern people in the face of p.c. culture
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>>673360211
I met an american girl in ireland, she had a boyfriend and fucked me a lot. One time she was begging to drink up my cum while her boyfriend was skyping her but in the shower.

Also, fucked a girl in canada who was engaged , she broke down crying mid blowjob after i fucked her until she squirted everywhere.

European cocks > USA cocks anyday.

Plus americans are fucking weird people, I've only met one american dude I could actually hang out with for more than half an hour.
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>>673357619
>implying a pack leader clings to one chick
>implying a pack leader can't instantly fuck another chick if she missteps

Also

>implying girls can't have male friends

Seriously are you guys so fucking beta? Look at this girls friend. He is fucking pathetic looking at best.
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>>673360788
>European cocks > USA cocks anyday
Or, in reality
>women on vacation fuck locals
European sluts get demolished at American colleges every day. Go to Australia and the Euro and North American girls get train run on them by locals too.
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>>673360788
shit tier b8 you retarded potato
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>>673360866
>Look at this girls friend. He is fucking pathetic looking at best.
OP could look worse. I assume the friend is gay though if she's comfortable sending the pics
>or maybe she knows he browses 4chan and assumes he's into cuckolding
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>>673361058
The canadian wasnt on vacation. I was living in canada at the time.
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>>673361192
>implying that's bait
you really don't understand women anon
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The amount of autism in this thread is insane. Just because a chick takes a picture with a dude doesn't mean they are banging. She probably friend zoned this guy anyway, he looks pathetic and doesn't have a jaw. You'll know if she cheated when she gets back.
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>>673353401

What I can't get my head around is the process through which such a hideous creature elevated itself to the status of your gf.

I mean how could you even consider lowering your standards that much?
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>>673352664
your gf is a jew
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>>673361226
>>673361192
>implying I was talking about one canadian whore
>samefagging this hard
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>>673361381
Kek I have a perfect understanding of women I just know autist and trolls when I see them
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>>673361583
Yeah... not samefag anon kek
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>>673354108
just the first two lines fam
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>>673361711
>>673361590
>>673361226
>>673361192
Damage control.

>>673361590
> I have a perfect understanding of women
Said no one who talks to women
>I just know autist
Right
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>>673361590
>I just know autist
I know autistics too. talking to one right now
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>>673356911
true, i only visited the really touristy areas since i was following a group
still texas was fucking amazing
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>>673352664
He is holding the mobile.
Your girl is not a 10. But I could slap my nutsack on that douchebag face and he would thank me. If your girl pays attention to that subhuman hat manlet, she must be
>craving for cock
>Imbecile with the selfsteem of a mussle.
Godspeed you Op, time to get another one.
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>>673361583
Yeah because whores cry before the sex is even over, this poor girl was seduced by my gargantuan european dick, my accent lured her into a wet state of security and with a "whats the craic there love" she was already bent over without even realising it.

It wasn't until her loins finally squeezed out the last of that gushing lust and that she noticed with her tongue that i wasn't circumsised and remembered her fiance.

She ran out of the room with tears running down her face and thighs and I didn't even bust a nut.

Also, no same fag, fag,
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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING NUDE PICS???
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>>673356057


>As an alpha pipe welder from TX (god bless texas and the USA) I say...

Should be a banner
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>>673361931
christ dude. quit while you're just considered retarded and butthurt.
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Pray you don't get cuck'd
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Just came in the thread, is OP going to post pictures of this turkish katy perry fucking yet? I wanna see if she's a roastie
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>>673362651
What is a "Roastie"?
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>>673352664
you realize hes taking the pic right? hes most definitely fucking her.
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>>673352664
You just got cucked /b/ro
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>>673362704
Actually that's her arm dude
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>>673361931
Keking so hard right now upset anon?
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>>673361222
Everyone knows OP is a handsome Ryan Gossling looking motherfucker
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>>673362415
First post in the thread. y u fags so rustled tho?
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>>673362696
I think he means roast beef sandwich. As in her pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich
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>>673362869
I just saw that. it looked like his arm at first glance.
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so is op still here?

>>673362651
I hope

>>673362995
>>673362907
>>673362415
>>673362258
will you fag(s) fuck off with your circlejerk
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>>673353401

Top kek if you don't get the hint
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>>673354284
So she's playing games. I say OP should dump her.
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>>673352664
So since you'll be breaking up with the whore, how about dumping some nudes?
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>>673362258
Self indulgent tripe of the highest degree but I haven't kekked that hard in a while so +5 internets
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>>673363524
Nudes would be nice
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>>673352664
i know that blonde girl in the background she was absent from work the whole week
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I would dump her. You must be one ugly mother fucker to be cucked by that faggot. Especially because you're both fighting over a cave troll.
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>>673363755
checked and also kekked
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>>673352664
Going to amsterdam to get drunk and high to have her sweet slit pumped balls deep full of that deutsche D.
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>>673352664
where exactly was this picture made?
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>>673356057
Lol real alphas don't give a fuck at all. I would just keep her as my side piece to fuck from time to time and not bother aobut pictures. He wont marry her anyways, they're both young friggin kids. Just use her to fuck and keep looking for other girls, that's the best OP can do.
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>>673357833
like anyone would recognize who the background girl is?
oh wait i know it
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>4chan procedure: Anon asks question, few people answer question, two faggots start arguing, Anon leaves realising the thread has been jacked, the two faggots continue arguing...
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>>673365827
Shut up cunt, you don't know shit about us, or how we operate on 4chan. We are one mind collectively communicating with itself.
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>>673366541
>Your procedure: Say I don't know anything about yet call me cunt, pat yourself on the head for being a successful internet thug...
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>>673366711
>Hur hur, I am le witty genius
Try again when you're old enough to reach the microwave to heat your minute-meal dinner up without asking your mommy.
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>>673367182
Your procedure: Reference my age on an anonymous site, thereby proving his faggotry
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this thread's still goin?
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>>673367510
>Keeps saying "Your procedure"
Haha nice one, also congrats on passing the 7th grade, I bet it was a tough one kiddo
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>>673367697
>My procedure: Leave thread realising the enormity of the resident faggotry, leave Anon pondering the significance of this post
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>>673367921
AHAHAHAHAH
>LE BIG WORDS xD
Here I'll help you on your way out - www.reddit.com
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>>673352664
I thought jews were afraid of trains?
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>>673354076
Pls tell me u got nudes!
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>>673352664
size of that cunts head tho
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>>673352838
First post best post
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>>673352664
that nose
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