Seriously bros, will you eat my wife's asshole already?
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Seriously bros, will you eat my wife's asshole already?
Fine I'll volunteer
Her ass tastes like human candy
Put a gun in your wife's butthole
>>673320345
Does my penis count as a gun? It's been known to misfire.
>>673319764
I can tell you fuck that ass. Looks nice and broken in
>>673320528
Love gun is a gun dawg, post love gun is ass breh
>>673320211
what is human candy?
>>673321175
When human skin tastes sweet like it was made out of sugar
Do you guys all eat ass? Do girls want guys to eat their asses?
>>673319764
Seriously I want to eat a girls ass but I'm afraid she'll think I'm a pervert. I know I should just go for it but I get nervous every time.
>>673321600
no and usually no
>>673321600
In my experience most girls love it once you do it. Only one girl didn't let me but she had IBS and she hated her asshole. All the other would basically get high off of getting their asses eaten.
>>673321600
seriously try it. nothing hotter than spreading and tasting a hot girls ass
Would you guys eat my wife's ass?
She is actually self conscious about it and I'm hoping to show her that her ass is sexy as fuck.
>>673322862
9/10 would dine on
>>673322862
9.5/10 I have never seen pinker
>>673322862
id tongue that shit all day man fuck
>>673322862
That ass is so goddamn sexy. Seriously would love to see more
>>673322862
One of the best asses and pussy I've seen in a long time,really nice,on a side note sharpie in pooper?
I'll eat yours if you eat mine.
>>673324623
Abso-fucking-lutely
>>673322912
>>673323431
>>673323585
>>673324176
>>673324305
Thank you bros. I just showed her your responses and she got so turned on. I'm talking to her about sending more.
>>673324623
My wife says she would eat that out deep. Moar?
>>673324761
She loves the shit. Sits on my face, grabs my hair and makes new eat it.
>>673325287
Fuck that's hot. My wife does the same thing to me. I love these girls
>>673325249
Tons moar
>>673325558
Edit
>>673321842
When you are going down on her just lift her legs so her arsehole is exposed and dive right in.
Dont be shy about it or she might feel awkward. Just do it.
>>673325999
>>673319764
wow your wives are hot as fuck! I'd eat both!
>>673326433
Thanks bro! She loves hearing this!
>>673326433
Tits
>>673325674
>>673326433
Here's another pic where I'm about to eat her ass out
>>673326132
I am gonna go for it. I can't wait any longer. They look so delicious.
>>673326886
Holy fuck dude she's hot
>>673326132
Agreed. The first time I did it, we were 69ing and I'm staring at it and just lickedd it. She moaned and grinded into my mouth. Been doing it ever since.
>>673327363
That's exactly how we started too! She even reciprocates. Blows my mind what she does
>>673326886
Unfortunately i don't hve a partner but i would love to join you two
>>673326856
man you are lucky
>>673327592
Male or female?
>>673326132
Does it taste like shit?
>>673327644
Thanks
>>673328114
Never eaten any shit so I have no basis for compareson. My girls tastes sweet though.
>>673328114
Tastes like... ass... Which I guess consists of shit. Truth is it tastes amazing, dirty or not. Hard to describe it other than some biological urge that is as hot or hotter than eating a pussy
>>673328534
This is true. I've eaten a dirty ass and it was probably the most erotic thing I've ever done. Would recommend.
>>673328994
Wat
>>673327363
Yeah, I'd rather be eating her ass than her vag.
>>673329110
I can't be the only one who has eaten a dirty ass. Anyone else bros? Back me up or maybe provide another view?
>>673329349
Yeah there's something really erotic about it right? Like it's the most intimate sexy thing in the world to do to a girl
>>673329349
hot damn. any where she is spreading her checks? Would love to see that hole more
>>673329552
Agreed. Not that her vag isn't good, the ass is just hotter. More taboo I suppose.
>>673327898
Male
>>673329363
I have. Hardest boner I ever got. Especially when she started sucking my lips afterwards. That girl had the most amazing healthy ass in the world. I'd eat it right after she took a shit
>>673329720
I'll look.
>>673329363
>>673329851
>>673329919
Holy fuck I know exactly what you mean. I had a gf who would ask me to eat her ass after she had been busy all day. Sweaty and a little dirty. I never would have thought I would be into it but I couldn't stop doing it. She would spread it open and want me to clean it out. Good times.
>>673329919
Why did that make my dick hard?
>>673329919
Found one, kinda blurry though...
>>673330750
Still hot. Thanks anon.
>>673329919
You ate her ass after she took a shit? Did she wipe?
>>673329892
Why don't you have a partner?
>>673331234
Nope
>>673329349
I wish I could find the ones she sent me with my toothbrush hanging out of her ass. Shit was hot.
>>673331424
I think that would be hard for me to do
>>673331340
Too young I guess... Not underage though ;)
>>673331450
Fuck that would be awesome
this is nice bum bum thread
>>673331600
Ahh I see ;) You should find a hot piece of ass to make out with. You get her hooked
>>673330363
People underestimate how much it can turn on both the girl and the guy when they are having their dirty little asshole made out with. You do it, that girl is yours. If she does it to you, she's hooked for life.
>>673331450
This is a nice bum bum thread. It would be nicer if we had more contributors...
>>673319764
I would. I'd eat both her holes.
That's my gf's asshole. I love to lick it and play with it
>>673332303
Sweet looking ass bro! Most!
>>673330363
I did have one girl whose ass I didn't care for, but she had a terrible diet. Every other girl has tasted amazing in their own ways.
I prefer eating ass so much more than anything else too. I KNOW a girl deeply once I eat her ass. And they always want it again.
>>673319764
Sure, while you'll be eating my asshole, you cuckboi cunt.
>>673332188
I agree. Would love to see more bum holes. Come on guys!
>>673332303
Very nice. Looks smooth and soft
>>673332703
Every now and the she wants me to fuck her ass and sometimes she sucks my cock afterwards.
>>673332100
I had a girl who would open her ass like they do in those gaping videos and I would shove my tongue up it. god she was kinky as fuck
>>673332998
Holy fuck... I've never had that but that is a huge fantasy for me.
>>673333007
how do you find these girls
>>673333149
Yeah, I shot a video recently of her tied to the bed, where I fucked her ass. After I pull it out of her ass I bring it up to her mouth then smacked her with a belt until she opened her mouth and took it in. One of the hottest videos I've ever filmed.
>>673333559
Jesus Christ dude. You should share that video.
>>673332814
Thanks. Here's some more.
>>673333717
No can do bro. It has our faces in it.
>>673333800
Nice!
>>673333822
Fuck. Understood.
This thread made me ask my gf about eating her ass. She now in the bathroom getting ready. Thank you bros.
>>673334375
Lucky man, have fun!
>>673333800
God that's beautiful. Also OP's girl is a 10 in the hole department.
>>673334016
Yeah, I'd like to though. She pretends to hate it but she really likes it. Its better than most stagwd rape videos I've seen.
>>673334632
Bravo bro that's fuckin awesome. I would love to do that to my girl. Yours looks hot.
>>673334999
Thanks dude.
>>673335398
Here's one with her pussy gaping. I had just finished plowing it.
>>673335575
Very nice bro. She looks like she loves posing for the camera too
No more contributions???
>>673335701
She sure does. She does whatever I tell her too. She a good little fuckpig.
>>673336176
Bump
Is thread kill?
Any one else got ladies of theirs they want to share?? I don't have a lady, so I'm just sharing this
>>673319764
My girl with a butt plug in
>>673333962
>>673334584
More of her.
Anons do you prefer licking asshole or fucking it?
Hell yeah I would. Tastiest looking ass I've ever seen.
>>673336176
Here's some stockings
>>673336880
That's a hard choice. I lick it way more often than fuck it. But when I fuck it, it's pretty hard to top. I can only imagine if she sucked me off when I pulled it out.
>>673320059
as tribute?
>>673336996
Kinda blurry... Does /b like?
>>673336981
Her ass is amazing. She just wiggles it at me and I have to eat it
>>673337131
Get her really drunk and just make her do it.
>>673337236
Ye
More pleez
>>673337347
Hot dude. I'm jealous
>>673337408
That's a good goddamn idea
>>673337408
Anyone save any of these?
>>673337495
Thanks bro. You'll get it if you haven't yet. Lots of girls want it. Pink buttholes taste the best in my opinion.
>>673337956
I have
>>673338044
Cool. She likes seeing the occational repost. Turns her on to be a little whore. I wish I had my laptop, I've got a shit ton of anal pics on it.
>>673337131
Why is it har to top for you? Maybe put vibe in her pussy when you fuck her ass. I can tell you that the feeling is great both for you and the girl.
gf
>>673326886
Who was phone
>>673338702
I like to stick my finger in her ass while I'm fucking her. Sometimes she let's me sleep with my finger in her ass. I LOVE that shit!
>>673339067
Beautiful!
>>673339481
she's only just getting into ass stuff from being completely repulsed by the idea a few weeks ago, due to some "accidental" finger placement, so she's slowly getting more out there with the pics
>>673339745
Yeah, good deal. Mine is well trained. I love the sounds she makes when I'm fucking her ass. She whines and makes these cute little grunting sounds. Its great
>>673339745
Damn that must be fun. Seriously that ass looks like it would smell amazing.
>>673338702
Great pic!
>>673340166
Sounds like quite the girl!
>>673339067
Moar?
>>673340559
She sure is. I love the smell of it too. Ita a very light scent.
>>673341010
Bump
>>673337408
Does she do ass to mouth action? Also do you have any actually anal sex pics?
>>673341604
I'm the one who talked about her doing ass to mouth earlier. Yes, she does from time to time. I don't have any on my phone. I do at home though.
>>673338702
Same ass
would anyone eat my girlfriend's ass?
>>673341871
I would do so many bad things to her...
>>673342065
Hells yes!
>>673341871
Moar!
may add your sauce to mine
>>673342178
have some more then
>>673342485
Love it!
>>673342862
Thanks dude. Keepem coming!
>>673342452
There are some more above - >>673333800
>>673342098
Any actual ideas? We like to fantasize that someone else is fucking her and i watch that
my gf's
>>673343074
I fantasize she lost some weight...
>>673343074
Yeah, my wife has rape fantasies. I would tie you both up and fuck each of your girls holes in turn. She wouldnt like it at first but you would become broken hearted when you hear her begin to moan with pleasure.
>>673343961
Bump
>>673344546
Is thread kill?
>>673343961
What would /b do to my girl?
In b4 Put her on a diet.
>>673345228
Bump
>>673343183
That's one nice ass buddy. Moar?
>>673343183
Moar god damn you!
>>673325287
>>673325287
you are lucky man
>>673347702
>>673347702
Yes I am.
>>673342485
This is really hot.
>>673345228
make her drink diet coke, and make her take an occasional shower. What the fuck anon
>>673343961
Tasty little ass!
R8 M8
>>673328994
Will attest to this. There's clean love, and there's dirty love. And there's nothin' like one right after the other.
>>673350751
Lickable?
>>673351182
Very! Lickable and fuckable
>>673351182
I am a man of my words. Here is one she sent me with my fucking tooth brush crammed up her ass.
>>673351839
Here's her great big naturals.
>>673320059
>>673319764
>>673320211
>>673320920
>>673322346
>>673322600
>>673322862
>>673322912
>>673323431
>>673323585
>>673324176
>>673324305
>>673324623
>>673324761
>>673325031
Kill yourselves, mentally ill scum. There is nothing attractive about eating ass.
>>673345228
>Those stretch marks
>that vag
That landwhale tho
>>673352732
Moar?
>>673330363
You were getting trained like the fucking useless cuck you are.. Faggot
>>673353991
Don't H8, tastes GR8!
>>673321842
Lick a little low to tease and test them.
When they're not completely disgusted by it then really get in there and show her she enjoys it.
The more confident you are about it then the less they'll worry about their own self-confidence about it.
If they usher you away it's more likely that they need to fart or don't feel like they've cleaned up enough. It's not usually a case of they don't like it.
>>673352823
It's healthy for your guts bacteria to share bacteria from other people. Diversity is good in this case.
Lick a healthy person's ass to improve your own health.
>>673354627
POV just before she makes you eat it.
>>673355310
Yes, she did take it hard in the ass this particular day. And yes, I did feast on dat ass before hand.
Anyone want more?
>>673355746
Sure!
>>673352823
Lol. No underage allowed
>>673355875
u like? got a few more if so.
>>673356240
You bet, hope she spreads that fantastic ass of hers.
>>673355618
Juicy!
>>673356240
Waiting...
>>673356475
got no spreads but u might like this.
>>673357086
Nice!
>>673356793
You like my fuckpig?
>>673357438
Yeah, she's nice. Thanks anon.
>>673357418
How does it feel when you're buried deep to the hilt inside her shithole?
>>673357543
Feels fucking great. The sounds she makes are as good as the sensation. She whimpers.
>>673357728
Does she ever compare anal sex to taking a shit? And how does her ass feel different from her pussy?
>>673357810
Never heard her whimper while she was taking a crap and the shit isn't crammed back up in there so I don't think it would compare. Its tighter for sure. She has a very wet pussy so its obviously dryer. Good lube solves that problem.
>>673357418
Here's a picture of her handcuffed, about to take it in her ass long before she became a fuckpig.
>>673358656
Another pre-fuckpig
>>673358656
How did she become a fuckpig?
>>673358906
She ate like a pig and yet I continued to fuck her.
>>673359011
So long as her shithole still clenches down well on your dick.
>>673358906
Clearly, her ass is quite a bit larger that it was pre-fuckpig...
>>673359398
Not sure why that shit went sideways...
>>673359398
Anyone else gonna post in here?
Would you cum on her?
>>673359649
I already have. I gave her the genital wart.
>>673329349
Uk or Us?
Would you cum on my gf?
>>673359927
If you purchase some Preparation H and take care of that hemorrhoid.
Some anon shared her pics on /b/. He said that she's a little afraid of assplay.
>>673319764
There's a reason our favorite dude says to eat shit and die.
>>673360059
I fucked her asshole this morning. Shes ready. Her ass is destroyed. Did fisting on her last night
>>673360070
Yeah, a lot of them are. You just have to do it. Take the decision out of their hands. Use lots of lube and don't go too hard at it. Get it all the way in and then wait until she relaxes. Then tear that mother fucker up. Most of them end up loving it. Alcohol helps.
>>673360307
Can't say I've ever fisted my girls ass. Had a couple of fingers up there and of course my cock. I'd like to keep it intact thank you very much. She does have a nice ass though (your girl).
>>673359398
Another pre-fuckpig but she's pushing it...
>>673357418
like that bush / puss.. nice
>>673360968
Arguably the greatest night of my life. Wow, my cock went everywhere.
>>673361048
Glad you like. She is on again/off again on the pubes. Don't care either way myself so long as her asshole is shaved.
What would you do my gf bro?
>>673361327
You didn't post anything ya fuck...
>>673361327
>>673339156
I'm with this guy
>>673361138
Is that an outdoor hot tub? Do share the story.
>>673326886
Why does her asshole have a chicken finger sticking out of it?
>>673361138
I have to say one of the most erotic moments in my life was when then was riding me and she grabbed my hand and put it on her asshole. It wasn't the first time I'd had my finger in there so I just went with it. After a few minutes, I pulled my finger out and shortly thereafter, she grabbed my hand again and put it back there. After a couple of times of this, she pulled my cock out of her vag and positioned it on her ass. The feeling was fucking amazing as she sat down on it. It was bending and shit and then, BAM! It was buried. She rode that dick like a champion that night I'll tell you.
ever wonder where moms spaghetti came from
>>673336996
>>673336176
>>673335575
>>673335398
THAT FAT ASS, THOSE THICK THIGHS I NEED TO CREAMPIE IN THIS
>this used to make me diamonds
>moved in with gf
>hear her fart once
>not so into it now
>>673362136
Now, she pretty much does whatever I want her to. She's such a good little fuckpig.
>>673362862
Most of the images in this threat are of my fuck pig. Could someone please save and repost some so I can show her what a little whore she is?
>>673362862
Would you? I fucking hate Captchas!
My gf's asshole. Would you?
>>673362562
>>673361623
WOW!!! I WOULD EAT IT FOR EVER
>>673364467
Damn strait I would!
>>673319764
OP's pic is still the best in the whole thread. 10/10 would eat till I die
>>673364407
Here's a screen cap of me fucking her ass.
>>673365273
Bravo that is nice bro.
>>673365616
It was indeed!
>>673337956
A lot of them yeah
>>673337956
Saved OP's pic cause of that asshole
>>673365273
Another shitty video screen cap of my cock in her tight little asshole.
>>673319764
What's the magic word?
>>673367667
Pleez
>>673367588
Another shit covered cock!
>>673367588
The video is specfuckingtacular. There wasn't an actual rape, she's my wife so she submits as she should.
>>673368049
Nay lad, I make her use an enema before anal copulation.
>>673369113
More ass for you faggots.
>>673369313
A pic of her two fingering her asshole.
>>673369777
Why am I the only asshole posting in here?
>>673369777
>>673370269
No interest. I guess I'll stop posting the fuckpig. Good day mates!
>>673370478
Any more ass lickers?
This thread is still alive after 9 hours?!?!??÷?÷ /b is truly dead.
>>673319764
no, anus is too close to vagina
>>673370976
Indeed. But there are quite a few pictures of my little fat ass girl on here for your viewing pleasure.
>>673319764
Is she kosher?
>>673371225
>yeah you might accidentally lick her vagina
>>673370976
Were're going to make America great again!
>>673355302
I got a sore throat from tonguing my ex's butthole.
Haven't got a sore throat since.
>>673372164
Just realized I did the Were,re,re,re thing there. Trump stupidity...
>>673371767
She is kosher. Her ass tastes like god
>>673326856
moar? 10/10 woud eat
>>673372164
Edible?
>>673372714
Almost every image in this thread is of her dude. But I'll continue if you like her.
>>673372745
She's got a bit of cock residue around her ass. She had been recently fucked.
>>673372935
ok then feel free to continue
>>673372745
Could be cleaner.
>>673372745
Goddamn yes it is
>>673372745
>visible shit on her asshole
i'm going to say no.
>>673372164
Being tied up, beaten, and sexually abused.
>>673373988
Jesus, /b really is dead...
>>673373988
Moar?
>>673333559
oh god, I would kill to see that vid
>>673372745
haha yeah
>>673375759
Hmmmmmm mixed feelings here
>>673364562
>>673362562
>not even more into it after
Might as well just go back to missionary with the lights off.
>>673373988
Beat that ass...
>>673372745
Absolutely. It would be better with some cum leaking out of it along with that bit of shit. Would definitely eat.
>>673376296
Wow. You've taken this to a wholenutha level...
>>673326856
moar tits?
>>673376443
I am that guy.
>>673321600
My favorite thing. As long as it's reasonably clean.
It is the best for me and the best for them. They get super horny from it.
You can all it Beso Negro. My special move.
>>673376296
I've eaten shit off of an asshole. Would recommend. Hotter than fuck if the girl is hot as fuck. I'll clean a girls asshole for her
>>673376879
To me it's only hot if the girl is hot. There's a huge kink in seeing someone normally so hot and sexy present something so dirty and disgusting as her unwashed asshole for you to clean.
>>673376201
Giving her the stick. Wait for the ass fucking.
>>673376296
Dirty creampies are the best. Had a girl drop the load in my mouth and I nearly came from the taste of cum and ass.
>>673328534
Is the best.
I have a friend... That always has the exact amount of dirt....
Not too clean, not to dirty... Just... The exact amount.
>>673352823
You must be new here
http://midi.as/sjC
>>673377248
Agreed. When it's a hot chick, the kink of her dirty asshole is enough to make me almost blow. Hot girls LOVE having a man clean their dirty ass because it makes them feel like they are exotic. I've even had a girl make out with me after cleaning her dirty ass with my tongue
>>673376879
Hell yes. I love it.
>>673377279
Damn, that sounds awesome. Your load or someone elses?
>>673377250
Filename...
>>673377690
Mine. I don't usually eat mine, but in the moment it was what she wanted and it was hot as fuck. Couldn't believe how much it turned me and her on.
>>673378059
I'd be happy to eat your load out of her ass any time, if you don't want to. :D
>>673376879
Me too!! God I never tell anyone but it really is the most amazing sensation! I never would have thought I would lick girls dirty ass holes but now I'm seriously hooked.
>>673321842
How I got my wife into was I'd lick her pussy for a long while, get her nice and horned up, then every once in a while, lick her from her asshole to her clit in one motion...do that once in awhile, get her used to it slowly..before you know it you'll be tongue deep in that ass and she'll be telling you to do it
>>673378260
Fuck yeah that's hot. That turns me on
>>673378260
M/F?
>>673339232
Why is it so small?
>>673378566
This is truth. I did the same thing and it worked
>>673378583
Tell her to squeeze a little when she does it.. I don't mind if there's something a bit more solid than cum slipping out.. :)
>>673378792
The picture? I cropped it.
http://www.yourselfieporn.com/video-390-Sweet-curvy-girl-s
>>673378936
You can make out with her gaping ass hole after I blow my load in her
>>673377810
Not getting any comments on my fuckpig. I'm about to go out. Been at this for 10 hours...
>>673379403
Would love to! I'd suck all that cum and everything else out of her hole. Mind if I suck you clean first before I do that?
>>673377810
Would love to see the webm of your fuckpig
>>673379512
You could suck my dick as hard and as deep as you want. Suck it and lick it completely clean
>>673379512
Why are you faggots degrading my /b?
>>673377810
Dude that's hot as fuck
>>673378566
I tried when she was sober, but eventually she got drunk enough to not care one night. I just kind of licked between them, and eventually she started pushing her hips up, responding to the ass licking.
The next morning is the best part. I asked her how she liked last night. She apologized, and said it was all hazy to her. I let her know that I went DOWN down on her, and I let her know that she liked it.
NOW when she's had a few, she's on all fours, ass up and grinding her ass onto my face. Since she's all about ass, proper anal followed, and my cock spends more time in her ass than her pussy.
Seriously, once their inhibitions drop, girls will do anything. I'm nutting on her, in her...whatever. All because I took a chance and licked her ass.
>>673379651
Boohoo.
>>673379649
Be happy to! And then I'll clean her ass out for you both and swallow everything!
>>673379647
Been thinking about it. Webm doesn't really convey the whole story though. She moans, whines and grunts like a little fuckpig... It's the best part.
>>673379753
So true. Once their inhibitions go, they want to try everything. Nothing is hotter than making a girl addicted to getting her ass cleaned.
