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Fight thread
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dont let this thread die ppl
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>>673247142
Blimp
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>>673246833
This is why black Medusa is inferior.
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>>673246544
lol white people are pathetic.
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>>673247142

Woah, fucking badass.
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>>673247225
He's dead btw.
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the real crime that is going on this post its the vertical filming..
fuck you and your offsprings if you film that way
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>>673247479
Pretty sad. That guy actually died.
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>>673247425
I beg to differ.
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>>673246544
thats why they invented other ways of domination.

Black slave people have crippled intellects but over all better physical morphology for hard labor
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>>673247225
'nigga-mortis'
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>>673246544
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVAHA
also checked
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>>673247967
Too bad that guy is native american - not white. No white person has ever won a fair fight against a person of color. That's a fact.
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>>673247900

Was the hit to the head that hard?
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>>673247479
did he died?
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>>673246218
PMSL
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>>673247658
wtf what happened here? this is usually nigger behaviour
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>>673248355
I don't know how it happened, exactly. I just know the guy seized up and died.
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>>673248356
Yes, he did, actually.
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>>673247425
See
>>673247479
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this is the last one i got, time to contribute bros
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>>673248213
whats the story being this?
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>>673248454
Tragic. He seemed like a nice black guy.
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>>673248232
You black...? Let's find out who wins bitch tits.
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>>673247479
>673247479
can someone parafag/generalmedifag what the actual fudge is happening here, and how it is treated?
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>>673247425
Nah niggers just have natural chimp strength and that kid was an obvious autist so he didn't qualify for tard strength to help him
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>>673246218
Kek
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>>673248708
wtf is going on with this reply system its all fucked up
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>>673248356
as a medic, high chance that he died.
or he really deserve an oscar.
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>>673248355
I think he just had a seizure.
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>>673248637
she`s black and he is a cop
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>>673248300
lol gimme the source I wanna see how it ends
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>>673247398
Taking out the trash
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>>673248658
>>673248709
>>673248580

ITT: Inferior white boys triggered due to deep seated insecurity.
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>>673248888
thats seems right
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>>673247479
Oh fuck.. he died!? Wtf
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>>673247479
fucking kek
first of all they rolled him from his side where he was supposed to be to his back when he was seizing so he can swallow his tongue better
second gave him cpr
third the cpr was the weakest shit ive seen
4th checking his pulse kek
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>>673247939
wow that was intense
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>>673247658
Like the other anon said, this is highly unusual behavior for someone who isn't at least half a nigger.

Story!
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>>673246384
what was he hitting them with? a golf club?
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>>673246456
kek
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>>673246384
Wtf is this guy trying to film? The menu?
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>>673247479
Get this nigga a defibrillator, goddamn.
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>>673247225
this kills the nigger
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>>673247555
This is pretty sad, she actually died
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>>673247225
Fucking stupid kids. Yeah okay, we get you wanna look cool. Body slam his skull against a gym locker room floor.
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>>673246728
Hit so hard he became retarded
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>>673247939
dench freddie mercury
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Looking for a webm of 2 guys kicking the shit out some kid, then a lady walks in yelling stop in an asian accent. 1 guy grabs her arm and spins her in circles, the other guy spins his arm and uppercuts her followed by her screaming.

Saw it on here some time ago but can't find it anymore.
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>>673246544
"I learnt my moves from naruto"
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>>673249740
i actually lold for dis
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>>673247900
it is sad, however he did choose to fight so...unlucky
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>>673247885
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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>>673247555
beautiful, is there a source with sound? I want to hear that dong
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>>673248355
No. He would have been fine if his dumbass friends didn't try to give him CPR while he was having a fucking seizure. Moral of the story is, if they have a pulse, do not fucking start CPR.
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>>673248637
black student being disruptive refused to leave. called cops. refused to get up for cop. cop takes her out by force. people cry racist.
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>>673248608
out classed
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>>673247939
that asian turned extra asian
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>>673248213
She deserved it
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>>673247225
this one isnt funny in my opinion. dont get me wrong i dont mind niggers killing each other. but this literally could be life ending/severely altering.
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>>673249819
kek
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>>673246056
source? I need the audio...also HOW DOES THAT FEEL WHITE BOI
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>>673250844
They were both white?
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>>673246456
Kekel di kek
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>>673248888
Quads confirm truth.
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>>673249044
lol
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>>673246218
>beer
>popcorn
>boot
delicious
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>>673248888
Quads confirm truth!
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>>673248440
>>673249367

honestly it looks like she is right in his fucking personal space like it's the food line at the holocaust and probably has been up in his grill since they got in line
No excuse to punch her, a verbal lashing is always more lasting, lets everyone in earshot know what's up, and they can't play the victim card
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I've been in a fair amount of fights some pretty brutal but never with a black, it seems like the Canadian variety are more civilized the cold seems to subdue them.
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>>673246728
never give someone a free shot. Always keep quiet, shut up, let them do the talking and pick the place youre going to punch then do it, all within the first 5 seconds while they are mid sentence
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>>673248637
You don't know much about cops do you?
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>>673251079
HOW DOES IT FEEL WHITE BOIIIIIIII
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>>673247142
This is literally the ONLY actual "fight" webm here. The rest of the bullshit being posted should be called "sucker punches / autists" instead. Because that's all it is: sucker punches.

Yes, OP, that includes yours, too.

C'mon, /b/. Are REAL fight webms really that rare?
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>>673246833
Snakes on the plane started like this...
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>mfw it´s allready been 6 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1WL5fIwavI
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>>673251057
ayy lmao
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>>673247658

That's not a fight with two people fighting one another. That's just assault with only one person hitting.

Not trying to be a moral fag, but there's no interest without the fighting itself.
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>>673251057
What happened?
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>>673251057
what the fuck? from a movie?
'
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>>673248637

She wouldn't stop yelling and shit in class and was asked to leave the grounds, she refused, they called police, police told her she was trespassing now and had to leave, she still refused, cop did this.

Cop was still pretty excessive, but the bitch was asked to leave the school for about an hour already by this time
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>>673246544
>I know how to fight since i watched Naruto a lot!
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>>673251835
aliens
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How did these people get so good at fighting? I'm watching people making two to three punches and winning. Is it pure brawn that they are winning with?

How do I defend myself from such people? I'm a small man and I'm scared of one day having to fight. I have no training and no muscles. Someone could seriously put me into the hospital without even trying.
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>>673247308
Whites will stop when the resistance ceases.

Niggs just keep going at it like monkeys
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>>673247939
dan severn vs hoi man choi in pride mightve messed up names
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>>673251912
Buy a gun
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>>673248708
>>673248830
>>673248356

He just had a seizure. Nothing magical, kids. Jesus, this generation needs to read more.
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>>673248065
fuck off Cyrus
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>>673251912
The way they win is to stay very calm inside and stay focused on their main target, the face. They stay very calm but determined and take opportunities when they see them
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>>673246218
GOD DAMMIT WE NEED SOUND!..The sound of her head hitting that railing..come on! I need to hear that!
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>>673248065
9 milimeter
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>>673249236
That would be the fucking worst. Those niggers could've easily beaten him to death.
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>>673248089
fuck, these always remind me to never underestimate anyone
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>>673251856
RepoMan
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>>673247425
>one kid lost a fight
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>>673250742
a ginger nigger? ginigger?
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>>673247225
Sauce? If he's really dead I want to read the outcome.
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>>673251057
>>673251856
>>673251835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZjZbJuhPAo
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>>673252338
when she hits the railing imagine the sound of a cash register saying Cher-ching!
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>>673252310
>stay focused on their main target, the face
Are all fights like this? The head is so precious with the brain and eyes. It seems unfair in a non-death fight.
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>>673251542
No such thing as a sucker punch in a real fight you idiot. The point of a real fight is to not lose or get injured and you don't accomplish that by allowing your opponent to even get the chance to hit you. Martial arts teaches to end confrontations as quickly as possible, that's virtually the main goal of all martial arts...to decisively and immediately end a conflict. Only an idiot would square up and wait for the other person to get ready in a real fight, grow up.
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>>673251816
full blown attempted murder right here lmao wow, people are so dumb
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>>673248608
buzz cut actually looked hot before she shaved off hair, actually both pretty hot
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>>673248888
nigger, cops will do this to anyone that doesnt follow orders. They have a superiority complex over all perps or civilians as they like to call us. It has to do with the dehumanizing they learn in cop boot camp. You are not considered human to them unless they personally know you.
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>>673246456
>>673246384
more 711's need to hire nigggers to defend them
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>>673248089
>>673247308
>>673246056
>>673247758

Speed, surprise, violence of action.
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>>673250055
You've never heard of shovel girl? New as fuck to the internet.
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>>673248213
STOP RESISTING!
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>>673247658
Dammit grandma I said get me a fucking snickers!
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>>673252583
Did he just miss him at point blank range?
Those two first shots before he gets tackled seemed like they were hits.
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>>673247885
I yelleth timber
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>>673249883
>underrated post
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>>673247225
FINISH HIM
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>>673252251
look buddy, were are probably the same generation.

and secondly, that could be 1 of 100 different seizures i.e. epilepsy, thus asking, has anyone come across this situation and the medical explanation for this sort of head trauma which triggers this sort of response.

clearly enough stated, old fag?
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>>673247555
Women have no remorse, you piss them off and they'll do whatever they can to hurt you without even thinking about it.
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>>673251599

Did any nudes of Amber pop up in the end?
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>>673251816
haha this one always makes me laugh.
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>>673252712
Ok let's say someone is breaking into my house to steal my shit. What do I do, panic? Call the cops? No I stay calm find the nearest hidden weapon, either a machete or a wood cleaver, wait till they come through the door and WHOOOSH!!!! hitas hard as i can on the arm, hopefully slicing into the bone - then i call the police
but in a fist fight I am looking to duck their punches and land one of my own right on the nose, or to headbutt them in the face and break their nose
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>>673247758
WIN
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>>673248065
Fuck off cyrus

didn't even pass 10th grade
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>>673251515
makes me feel pretty good to be white, my whiteness is one of my favorite things about myself, you may as well call me nice-hair or straight-teeth if you are going to call me white-boi
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>>673251599
guess who was being racist in this scenario
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>>673251912
Im 6,2 and was going to the gym for a couple of years while on steriod. I am by no means a small guy. I got into a argument with this guy who was about 5,8 and it turns out he was boxing for about 5 years. Needless to say he threw a fair few punchs then dodged my wild swings and knocked me the fuck out. Size isnt everything if youve got skill.
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>>673251057
What the fuck is going on. Did he go super saiyan?
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>>673251599
damn its been a long time
does he still mongle cocks?
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Less chat and more webms please!
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>>673247658
OH my god that is so satisfying
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>>673250055
https://vimeo.com/94545685
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>>673253886
then start posting and stop typing you fucking faggot
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>>673246456
>sitting behind them waiting for your order patiently
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>>673253993
My boner is beyond this dimension
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>>673253993
lmao wtf

Why? Why pull of the clothes?
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>>673253915
my what big edge you have
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>>673253795
gake and fay
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>>673248089
As soon as I saw that kids forearms i knew he was going to win the fight.
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>>673248089
I guarantee that kids either a wrestler or football player. Probably both
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>>673252251
I agree. He had a for real bad concussion and I'm sure her went to the ER and was admitted but I would be shocked if that was a killing blow.
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>>673253886
contribute or gtfo
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>>673253993
the audacity of the cameraman fuck lol
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>>673253993
sauce?
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>>673247658
>>673248440
>>673249367
This happened in Russia.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/caught-cctv-brutal-thug-punches-6441211
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>>673252712
That is why you lose fights. Fights arent about fairness IMO, as long as you dont seriously injure someones head, like smash im into the ground its totally cool
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>>673249236
niggers gonna nig
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>>673251816
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>>673248089
its mexican ricky!
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>>673246218

please post original link with sound please
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>>673254241
man you guys take the piss and say europe is going to shit but fucking hell you let your country go to fucking ruin as well
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>>673253549
This is a person who's never been in an altercation in their entire lives and thinks real life plays out like video games and movies.
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>>673254241
>"Oh boy! Superior oppressed neo-african american descendants! This is my chance to prove them that the white man is sorry for slavery and that I'm their friend and they shouldn't be scared of me! I'm such a good tolerant non-binary gendered person! I'm just going to put my hands in my pockets and yawn in front of them to show them that I mean no harm. I bet they have bigger penises than mine :)"

>"fijnajskdh903dhn2mkd"
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>>673254294
can you imagine anyone here having the balls to do that to a cop?
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>>673253504
nope but they found her facebook If I´m not misstaken
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>>673253993
why the fuck would both be nude

has to be fake
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>>673254634
that guy would shit himself them give up everything he owns before they rape his mlp collection
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>>673253847
he sure does, and for another trip down memory lane have this
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>>673251816
i would have raped her afterwards using the blood as lube
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>>673254834
they're strippers, dingus
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>>673254679
>cop

thats a cocaine guerrilla goon you faggot you can tell by the improvised armor and non issue rifle
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>>673254679
If i see someone beating an innocent and defenseless person for no apparent reason, i don't care about rank.
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>>673248708
He's seizing.

Initial treatment should involve placing him in a lateral position (on his side). This reduces the likelihood of the tongue relaxing onto the posterior pharynx (back if the throat) and occluding his airway. It may also allow secretions to more easily drain from his mouth. Remove objects in the area that the seizing patient can potentially strike during their spasms. Since that guy's in a field, there's nothing to really move.

CPR is not needed right now; he isn't in cardiac arrest. However, he may need rescue breaths once he's finished seizing if he isn't breathing or if his breathing is extremely slow or shallow. Call 911 as soon as possible. Find out if the person has a history of seizures. Check a carotid pulse (on the neck, as seen in the video) if the person stops breathing. If absent or if you're not sure if it's there, begin full CPR. Retrieve an AED or have someone else retrieve one. Relay the change to the 911 dispatcher.

And for the love of God, don't stick anything in their mouths. No fingers, no wallets -- nothing. They aren't going to swallow their tongue. That is anatomically impossible.
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>>673254937
no you wouldn't, you'd have still been in school waiting for the short bus to take you home, you fucking autist
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>>673254937
>her
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>>673254937
>acting hard cause this is 4chan
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>>673254834
they are strippers/prostitutes you dingus
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>>673254900
Aw did I hurt your feelings by pointing out everything you're saying is nothing but a fantasy? You're just some faggot who sits around dreaming up confrontations making yourself the hero when the truth is you've probably never gotten in anymore more than a shouting match. That you probably lost. To your mom. Because you're like 14.
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>>673255077
u got raped b4 right?
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>>673253199
he was hit in the lower abdomen. fuck if i were him i'd shoot the guys thumb off and steal it after grabbing his gun. that would remind him for the rest of his life if he didn't bleed to death.
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>>673254920
i fucking hate that one
every single day
every single minute
fuck
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>>673248888
> familiarity breeds contempt
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>>673246056
how the fuck he managed to get k,o'ed by these two first hits hahaha
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>>673249044
>insecure black fag flaunting his "superiority"
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>>673255194
I'm not that fag, I was agreeing with you, saying he'd puss out and not act out his rambo moment
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>be me
>live in violent area
>go one night outside to buy tacos
>see some dudes arguing across the street
>one of them is wearing a suit the other dude is dressed like a cholo
>things are starting to get physical. the cholo is starting to push the suit guy.
>my tacos are ready but i decide to watch
>the cholo is angry and ready to fight but the suit guy is still calm.
>the cholo guy takes off his shirt and punches the suit guy real hard in face.
>suit guy falls to the ground and starts to spit blood
>the cholo backs and waits for the suit guy get back up to punch him again.
>suit guy gets up. but before cholo guy gets any close he reaches behind his pants and pulls out a gun, shoots cholo guy in the chest.
>cholo guys friends run off and everyone else also starts running.
I also ran off. didn't record because didn't have my phone. haven't found any recordings.
cholo guy fucking died. No ones knows who suit guy is.
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>>673255262
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>>673246283
ok THIS was badass
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>>673252338
>>673254559
all you can hear in in the video is the crowd yelling and shit
btw learn to google it took about 15 seconds to find
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>>673246544
I've got a large amount of respect for the black kid, just knocking him down rather than kicking the shit out of the annoying prick.
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>>673255429
if i fucking see that cat one more fucking time i...
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>>673246056
lol why would you pick a fight with someone if you don´t know how to fight?
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>>673255044
I can't help but remember that video where two African guys are in some fight competition, one gets knocked the fuck out, and the referees or whatever immediately start rubbing his chest and genitals while he's seizing. So you left out the part where you're supposed to jerk them off over the pants.
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>>673254834
They wore nothing under their clothes and they got pulled apart during the fight? Seems pretty legit, this one, tbh.
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>>673255387

>This didn't involve anon himself getting involved therefore is probably legit

Good on suit guy tbh
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>>673255371
Oh, well ok then.
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>>673247621
Source
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>>673254094
Kek
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>>673253833
To be honest, training isn't everything either. Size matters- why do you think there's featherweight, light, heavyweight etc? As long as you're stronger, bigger and heavier than what you want to take out, you'll probably win.
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>>673253795
are those israeli soldiers?
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>>673248232
Rico verhoeven vs adegbuyi?
Bait
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>>673252561
Thats retarded.they didnt had guns
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>>673254318
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6a_1440373318&comments=1
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>>673250742
No god damn control. I'm not a fighter, but even I know when a big ass nigger with a 6 foot arm span is swinging, and you're half his size, you need to keep your arms tucked in and get up close to him.

Same thing with a horse. You're supposed to walk right behind a horse/donkey, so when it kicks, you're not really harmed. Same thing with a spooked nigger.
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>>673246456
lost
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>>673253710
touche
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>>673255525
The black kid seemed kind of embarrassed over it with the way he just kind of walks off.
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>>673255724
Probably, the guy was probably a palestine.
Huge hate between the two.
I would punch the soldier in the face once and walk away, not take him to the ground and getting him in a hold because that can result in his buddies shooting you.
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>>673246283
fuckin niggers
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>>673255706
Ill call bullshit on that one. Im 5'9 and ive submitted 6'4 guy who could fight. However his ground game was dogshit and i guillotined the dumbass. Ive done wrestling and lots of no-gi and boxing so can take a hit. Size doesnt mean shit
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>>673255744
You think if blacks had guns they could do the same? I could post a shit ton of blacks getting rekt but I don't have any right now.
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>>673255603
Yeah...I don't know about that. I do a sternal rub to stimulate a non-seizing patient who won't respond to verbal stimuli. But on a seizing patient? It would do nothing.
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>>673248300
lol stupid bitch thinks she can get away with anything
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>>673255744
So? Africa is supposedly the cradle of life, where we all supposedly evolved out of. They had thousands and thousands of years to dream up something more sophisticated than a pointy stick and yet they never did.
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this is our society now holy shit we should have just let hitler win.
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>>673251542
>being this retarded
if someone is in your face screaming then it's not a sucker punch if you're being a cunt expect to get hit
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>>673246833
>medusa.webm
fukin' kek
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>>673256072
I mean, I'm definitely not doubting that it's possible to take down some meathead who doesn't know how to fight! But someone who knows the bare basics and is bigger should usually win. Nice job either way.
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>>673256072
The point of weight classes is to put fighters with relatively equal fighting skill against opponents of their own size. If he'd had a ground game you'd have been at a severe disadvantage due to your manlet size.

I also call bullshit on your story. If you're admitting you're only 5'9 you're probably closer to 5'6.
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>>673246283
>Badass
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>>673256072
>>673256435
Some meathead who's crap at fighting, even.
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>>673255579

Don't think the kid did, he got punched but he wasn't a pussy so he didn't run
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>>673250780
not a fight but goddman that was intense, they just knew exactly who to shoot and didn't hesitate one moment
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>>673255744
well, guns dont grow on trees, someone must make them
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>>673247758
BEAT dat ass
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>>673246544
>Error: Sides Not Found
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>>673250778
>i dont mind niggers killing each other. but i mind niggers killing each other.

You're fucking retarded.
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>>673253993
I didn't know this was a porn webm thread
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>>673253993
>>673255799
every time I download the mp4 it comes out stretched. so irritating. any anons manage to download this without the stretching?
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>>673247939
Fry was a Beast
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>>673253981
Her crying makes my dick diamonds.
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>>673247142
whats the story behind this????
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>>673256536
Nothing manly about standing your ground only to get the shit knocked out of you. Self preservation should trump being worried about people calling you a pussy...because now he'll get called a pussy who can't defend himself.
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>>673248421
The bitch hit him first
>inb4 #feminism
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>>673252717
You're agreeing with him! Check your own shit before you blow your stack.
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>>673246384
unfortunately, blue hat probably got shit on hard for that
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>>673257232
Talk shit get hit
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>>673247885

>pathetic manlets
>muh 6'4"
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>>673255810
Niggers like to swing fast and think they're in control of the fight with it

Normally since they fight other niggers this works but if they go up against a half decent fighter, they normally get fucked and have their "niggas" back them up
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Does anyone have that webm where the guy is paciently walking down a park at night.
A bunch of people come and try to fuck with him, and he punches two of them to the ground without dropping his cig?
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>>673249236
>Skinny white kid
>Wearing sunglasses indoors, backwards hat
>Was probably talking shit
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>>673248355
Its usually the fall that does all the damage even if it doesnt seems to be.
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>>673251439

US population: 318,900,000
1,000 people = 0.0003%

"Columbia University researchers performing a toxicology examination of nearly 24,000 driving fatalities concluded that marijuana contributed to 12% of traffic deaths in 2010, tripled from a decade earlier."

If you still think 1,000 is a lot, death by intentional homicide (guns or other) average around 15,945 per year in the US.

We could assume that most people shot and killed by police would be criminals. Even 1 out of 15 isn't much. If cops are so bloodthirsty, why aren't they killing the other 14?

You seem really stupid.
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>>673253403
that's because they're basically children
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>>673256072

>5'9"

shut the fuck up manlet
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>>673251816
What the fuck was that thing getting stomped?
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>>673248300
"Why do you hate women?"
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>>673247758
>when your sucker punch ain't hard enough
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>>673257308
I sure as hell hope not. A violent man jumps over the counter? Noone should feel like they can't protect themselves.
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>>673257284
>he says sucker punches aren't real fights
>I say there's no such thing as a sucker punch in a real fight
>you say I'm agreeing with him
>mfw you're this fucking stupid
>mfw i have no face
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>>673251263

I fucking hate it when people invade my space when I'm paying the cashier.
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>>673249236
DOUBLE LARIAT
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>>673254294
COME ON AND SLAM! WELCOME TO THE JAM!
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>>673255387

...so you didn't get your tacos?
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This thread makes me want to play pokemon
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>>673257603

Compare the statistics for every other civilised nation of this world. Then kill yourself.

Understand what the the presumption of innocence is and then kill yourself.

Be able to make the distinction between a court of law and a hotheaded pussy ass bitch cop.

And then fucking kill yourself.
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>>673257603
Contributed does not equal causation. Cannabis use itself has never once lead to a death as it's impossible to OD on it. Now getting behind the wheel while under the influence of anything is completely different...how many driving fatalities had prescription drugs in their system? How about cold medicine? How about they were just tired, texting, talking on the phone, ect? Studies have shown that talking on your phone is actually more dangerous than driving stoned strictly on cannabis. So is eating.

You seem pretty stupid yourself.
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>>673254241
Niggers, they ruined America Charlie Brown
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>>673248888

check'd and kek'd
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>>673253993
oh yeeeeeeeeeeees yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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>>673255387
that's some indiana jones shit kek
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>>673254241
White dude should of crossed the street when he saw all those niggers. I would have been like "Nope."
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>>673255387
Those poor tacos ended up in the tummy of a stupid Mexican I bet too. The true tragedy.
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>>673251816
Anyone have the whole video of this?
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Skinnyfag here (19,125) should I take up boxing so I don't get hospitalized like some of these poor saps, to you /b/ros who can fight how did you get started?
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>>673258386
yeah.
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>>673247142
fuckin love the cigarettes flying out of their mouths.
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>>673255810
If you get close to him, sure, he cant punch you. He will knee you or headbump you or just fucking grab you an bodyslam you on the floor, then punch combo your head..
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>>673254679
This is in south sudan or african republic where people have civil war between muslims and cristians.The man with the uniform is from the french army and believe it or not they are peace-reinforcements.Dont know why he engaged with the kid but these places are so fucking poor and ugly that its no rare thing to see kids fighing or shooting the army - other gangs in the morning hours
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>>673247425
>>673249044
Good at getting replies
>>673248580
>>673248709
>>673252561
>>673247967
Retarded
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>>673247398
nigga came back like vroom vroom
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>>673255706
>>673256072
both size and training are important factors - hence weight class and amateur/professional fights
but fighting a trained opponent isn't the same as fighting one who isn't
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>>673258743
Living in a city with a large black population and being white myself there's actually a simple way to avoid getting sucker punched like this out of the blue. You look at them while walking up. You don't have to make direct eye contact, you do what dogs do where they give you that side stare. Black people love pretending they don't give a shit and aren't scared of anyone or anything...but truth is they're terrified of a white person who'll fight back. It's the "crazy white boy" mythos and it's real. I used to live around the corner from a 7-11 and I'd walk to it late at night to pick up 40's and there were always black people walking around at night. Being 6'3 and dressed in baggy clothes and a hoody black people would actually cross the street to avoid me. And I'm not tough, I don't even know if I could defend myself as I'm a pretty easy going person and people generally like me, but the fear of white people is real. Not being a manlet helps too.
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So that's it I guess? It's always the same ones. Where's the OC?
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>>673259277
kek what a bitch ass kick, too
anyone know the story behind this one?
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>>673257308
Blue hat got fired, but only served time 2 months while waiting trial. No conviction, he'd done ten years for manslaughter previously.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2011/12/03/update-charges-dropped-against-mcdonalds-cashier-who-hit-women-with-metal-rod/

The problem wasn't he defended himself, it's that he kept going after they were down. The fact he was black with a record didn't help either.
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>>673256658
rubber bullets
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>>673248213
look at that 16 year old nigger in a 7th grade class
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>>673259237
I'm probably getting baited right now but is that your argument? A word? Name-calling?
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>>673259497
the white guy is talking on the phone and the little black kid is yelling so the white guy kicks him. black kids dad didnt like that so you can tell what happened from there
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>>673259497
that white faggot got autism
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>>673258955
I can't "fight" but I know how to defend myself. The trick is to not try and emulate what you see on TV or the movies, do what's comfortable. I can't punch, I look like an idiot with bad aim, but I can kick a mother fucker in the shin like a champ. You'd be surprised how many people lose the will to fight after a swift and hard shin kick. And if they try and swing while hopping around just kick them in the other shin. Now both legs hurt and you can just push them over.
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>>673249236
>its just a prank
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>>673259348
Yeah, most of the time if they think you can put up a fight they'll leave you alone. White or black, I know women who take this same approach, confidence wins.

TL;DR act like prey, your fuccked.
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>>673259497
The white guy was actually an autistic and mentally disabled teenager, I don't think he was even really talking on the phone. After the dude knocks him out the mom runs over and starts screaming that he's disabled. So basically a retard throws a temper tantrum, kicks a kid in the nuts, and gets knocked out for it.
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