Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of the Day: Better Than Revenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2WLrRShO8
TAYTAY VULT
My captchas were holding me back. Fuck.
hey OP can you post that chart of the songs that have been song of the day so far? I don't want to reuse anything tomorrow
Ugly
>http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/taylor-swift-gave-high-school-friends-mace-for-protection-w166601
>Taytay's favorite stone is Opal
>she releases her albums in October
>my birthday is in October
TAYTAY LOVES MY BIRTH MONTH
TAYTAY LOVES ME!
>>673215515
>X635
Not OP but here you go anon
Confirmed /pol/ack
>>673215515
Yeah speaking of that I have the sad announcement that my friends decided to hang out Saturday as well so I'm also going to miss that. Screengrab of list --> https://gyazo.com/caa628f027f126f889b3295d122e6cfb
>>673215270
why this crappy thread? this is google cut and paste, no interesting new content, same stale thighs and non existent ass, never a new slip, no webm with at least sexy moves or jiggle.. come on
>>673215649
>>673215728
thanks, anons, and at least you'll understand how I felt, having to miss 2 threads. you're not gonna like it.
Why is almost no one posting?
We have new info about Taytay >>673215328
>>673215357
Discuss!
I have this habit of screaming along to Better Than Revenge and I do not have a pretty singing voice.
>page 5
Wtf is going on?
>>673216173
It's either not new or not discussable. Though the horror movie thing is really fucking cute.
>tfw you will never comfort Taylor because she's scared of the horror movie on tv.
>>673216174
taylor's a fuckin savage
>>673216173
I knew almost all of this to be honest anon
>>673215728
>mfw already discussed all too well
>>673216390
>tfw you will never kiss her fears away
>tfw you will never cry over pocahontas together
>>673216431
The thread was just me going on for 2 hours about how fucking good it is.
Just wait for Out Of The Woods and my hopeless attempts to defend it.
>>673216388
it happens sometimes. we've had a lot of active threads lately.
bump
What the fuck was that
tainted by nigger cock. that one song with that african niggentelmen bob or whatever sounds like a song about "i just caught HIV from this spear chucker so i need to lift both of us". AND LOL he wrote a diss track to the fucking science community because he thinks the earth is flat ROLF ROLF ROLF
Fix your fucking website mook
fuck is this connection error meme
I don't like it
>>673216915
not only did someone actually take the time to make this, someone also presumably fapped to it
>>673216881
Mook not paying his bills probably.
>>673216915
That must've taken a lot of dedication and autism
I was going to ask if any of you have used Google Play Music before?
She needs nudes soon
>>673217058
do we know if better than revenge is about anyone in particular?
>>673217169
no
>>673216406
wtf hair on her arms? 5/10 at best why are you fags obsessed over this she-beast
>>673217169
I have not unfortunately, I just torrent stuff to be honest
>>673217270
>do we know if better than revenge is about anyone in particular?
Allegedly about Joe Jonas and Camila Belle.
Taytay was probably happy later when they broke up
>>673217270
Better Than Revenge is about Camilla Belle after TayTay got brutally dumped by Joe Jonas.
>>673217169
never
>>673217336
me too haha
>>673217479
>>673217482
oh yeah I remember joe, the douchebag who broke up with her on the phone, but she didn't mention that in her monologue
>>673217270
>>673217336
>>673217490
I tried to set it up earlier but it doesn't accept my PayPal and I don't have a credit card so I have no idea what to do.
>>673217658
He should keep in mind there is nothing TayTay does better than revenge.
>>673217658
It is messed up that she chose to attack Camila for what Joe did.
A bit ironic in that Taytay got with Calvin after Calvin had been dating some other girl that he, according to the timeline, broke up with to get with Taytay.
And funny that Taylor calls herself a feminist but slut-shames Camila in the song
>>673217479
fuck, I just searched camila belle on google, what a ugly women tbh
>>673217905
>TayTay calls herself a feminist
She does? I thought she just acted like one to get to the good side of media and such.
>>673217927
True
>>673217927
Different strokes for different folks.
She doesn't look all that ugly to me
>>673217798
I personally just download music illegally and play it on groove music. I think you can find all her stuff on archive dot org.
>>673217905
I don't think taylor really believes in feminism. she said years ago she doesn't resonate with it or something like that, but after years of interacting with tumblr what can you expect? not to mention the huge teen girl fanbase she's pandering to by doing so.
>>673217927
true
In other news New Romantics is at #24 in the American iTunes chart so it has beaten Out Of The Woods without literally any promotion whatsoever.
>>673218125
>She does? I thought she just acted like one to get to the good side of media and such.
It's not mutually exclusive, she calls herself a feminist and acts like one, when its convenient anyway, to get on the good side of the media.
She even sent out a tweet for International Women's Day asking people to support some petition for equality and helping women achieve their dreams or something
>>673218306
can't say I'm surprised. also surprised it's that high, it's been like a year and a half since the album dropped and all.
>>673218306
That's cause Out of the Woods is trash.
Sorry anon who likes it.
And still no news about the video
>>673218420
I saw that tweet, but I don't think she said 'I am a feminist' in the way that Emma Watson defends herself for being called a Feminazi and such.
>>673218513
Same, you'd think any Swiftie that owns 1989 already owns it and has listened to it for the past 18 months so they don't need to rebuy it but I guess I'm wrong.
>>673218569
Stop. Out Of The Woods best.
>>673218741
never underestimate swifties, I guess.
>>673218823
>out of the woods
>best
all opinions are equal but some are bad
Daily Asking.
I TSwizzle made a sex tape with a black dude, would you still watch it?
>>673218741
>I saw that tweet, but I don't think she said 'I am a feminist' in the way that Emma Watson defends herself for being called a Feminazi and such.
Well there are bound to be more vigilant feminists than others out there. Plus different disciplines of feminism.
But Taytay has said this:
>“As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means. For so long it’s been made to seem like something where you’d picket against the opposite sex, whereas it’s not about that at all. Becoming friends with Lena – without her preaching to me, but just seeing why she believes what she believes, why she says what she says, why she stands for what she stands for – has made me realize that I’ve been taking afeminist stance without actually saying so.”
>>673218841
I mean I assume it's mostly Swifties buying it because literally no one else knows it exists. I checked playlists of some of my country's popular radio station, that probably play TayTay twice or 3 times a day, but no New Romantics at all, though Out Of The Woods IS played.
>>673215270
Daddy! I want to go to see F1 racing!
>>673219094
all I can do is laugh with this post
>>673219131
taytay doesn't get played that often here in the UK. blank space or bad blood are played maybe 2 or 3 times a week at most. it's all about playing the same justin bieber and ed sheeran songs like 50 times a day up here.
>>673219038
The day I decide to pick it as song of the day will be abloody one.
>>673219122
Good point, I guess.
>>673219231
If I had a few thousand dollars laying around I'd fly over to see the race and her perform would be fucking glorious.
>>673219390
Only the hit songs get played around here, Love Story, You Belong With Me, WANEGBT, I Knew You Were Trouble, Style, Blank Space, Shake It Off, Wildest Dreams, Bad Blood and Out Of The Woods mostly.
>>673219370
B-but would you?
>>673219423
or I could pick it tomorrow, then what will you do?
>>673219609
some of those are relatively old. what else tends to get played down there?
>>673219690
Took the playlist of the radio I liked the most. This is what they played in the past hour or so https://gyazo.com/f091ef5c07889cd6672f8da11edbfdd9
Also if you pick it tomorrow I will be a really sad panda.
>ywn enjoy her god tier legs and thighs wrapping around you
>>673219942
Hey look what the played 2.5 hours ago https://gyazo.com/b87891f6292dd9f0ee4d7c3a673f380a
>>673219990
>tfw a crying taytay will never give you a final kiss as you don your armour and head for the new crusades
>tfw she will never sing your children to sleep with songs of glory and valour and battles won
>>673219942
that's some pretty awful music
>ywn have her love you this much
>>673220334
I said I like them best, not that I agree with all the music they blast.
>>673220396
Oh she loves me that much she just doesn't realise it yet.
>you will never capture and tie up a rich Jewish merchant and force him to watch you and taytay passionately boost white birthrates together
>>673220511
oh I didn't mean to insult you or anything, just wanted to say it's some pretty awful music. also don't worry I won't make out of the woods song of the day. just for you.
>>673220511
>Oh she loves me that much she just doesn't realise it yet.
What are you implying anon?
>>673220666
Satan trips confirms. I agree the music they blast isn't great though, but that's because Dutch people in general like shit tier music and to add on to that somehow a lot of Dutch music does well though it's shit.
>>673220699
She loves me but hasn't had a chance to find out she does yet.
>>673220666
satan trips confirm that
>you will never capture and tie up a rich Jewish merchant and force him to watch you and taytay passionately boost white birthrates together
>>673220666
>ywn capture and tie up rich white merchants and force them to watch you and Taytay passionately create mulatto children
>>673220666
sanatic tay unlocked
>>673220511
>>673220666
>>673220699
>Dubs and trips, in a row
Oh what a day, what a lovely day
>>673221232
Aka the average TayTay thread in which TayTay blesses us.
>>673221003
This is the more likely outcome.
>>673221003
>ywn save taytay from the evil dindu before he has a chance to damage her goods
>>673221232
T A Y T A Y V U L T
gosh ur all faggots. worshipping an untalented whore... please just end yourselves. you are worse than bronies.
Hi
misses ysillin, remember when you got your ass beat? you can't come to the party.
>>673221357
Shop horrible shop! Taylor has fucking ugly ass feet, this is totally fake!
>>673221415
thats it anon your spicy post is what pushed me over the edge goodbye everyone
>>673221480
hey sorry gotta go kill myself because a guy on the internet told me to
>>673221547
Well that sucks
We've discussed favourite song a hundred times but have we ever discussed favourite lyrics?
>>673221480
Hi
>>673221363
>White woman
>Picking a white guy over a black guy
Sorry man, that just doesn't happen that often.
>>673221791
taytay is a divine entity, not a mere 'woman'. she just wouldn't pick anyone in general. she pretends to pick a few people to hide her holiness, of course, and they happen to all be white.
>>673221760
probably something from 'our song', 'mine' or 'better than revenge' for me
>>673221999
Trips confirms TayTay is a divine entity.
Why these songs specifically though?
>>673221999
taytay is officially a divine entity
>>673221760
Not my favourite but it's what came to mind
>He says, "What you've heard is true but I
>Can't stop thinking about you," and I...
>I said, "I've been there, too, a few times."
I like how she doesn't take a stance where she's purely a victim who has done no wrongs
>>673221999
Trips confirm
>>673221999
Yes, luckily Tay hasn't fucked a nigger.
But on average, white women just aren't choosing white men over nigger that much.
Shit is sad.
>>673222168
So I'm not the only one that screencapped that nice.
>>673222165
taytay WAS a divine entity
>>673222190
hasnt fucked a nigger yet, my son
>>673221760
all too well and the story of us and long live
>>673222218
>tfw off by 4
>tfw storefronts twice in a row
>>673222190
maybe it depends on where you live. I'm in southern england which is the most interracial part of the country and I don't see many interracial couples at all.
>>673222165
they just generally have really good lyrics, I guess
>>673222350
This is literally my answer if you add Blank Space.
>>673222418
taytay's just given us 2 trips and a bunch of dubs, she needs to time to rest
>>673222345
>Yet
Now that she's in the pop scene, I have a feeling she'll eventually date a nigger.
Its inevitable, the media Jews want it to happen so badly.
>>673222544
Oh and either The Moment I Knew or I Almost Do, can't forget that.
>>673215552
lol who dat
>>673222573
Besides it'd probably fuck up the thread.
>>673222544
>>673222669
>>673222751
taytay doesn't vult that
>>673222842
We need more cool kid club Swiftianity slang anyway.
>>673222842
>tfw you will never go to the beach with Taytay or have Swan goals
>>673223166
Dubs confirms, sadly.
>>673222420
If queen Tay started dating a nigger, that would be the last straw for me.
>>673222960
>you will never get married in an actual swiftie church
>the priest will never say "you may now kiss the bride" as everyone stands up, hand on heart and chants "TAYTAY VULT" over and over
>>673223311
Triple dubs confirm
>>673223311
Why must you make me feel this feel, anon.
Can someone tell me why is this bitch worshipped in here? and why is she often portrayed as a nazi?
I never got the joke.
>>673223509
She's worshipped because she's a Goddess and she's portrayed as a nazi because A: The media tried to make her look racist B: Because she's the perfect Aryan qt3.14 and C: Because it's hilarious.
>>673223487
>you will never return from the crusades after liberating constantinople just in time to see taytay give birth to the heir to the reich
>>673223666
TAYTAY FUCKING VULT
we're on fire today
>>673223666
Devil trips confirm Taytay is divine again
>>673223756
The greentext makes me thin we definitely need more cool kid club Swiftianity slang.
And TayTay just enjoys blessing us and rewarding us for the love we show Her.
>>673223666
another satanic taytay unlocked
>>673223929
>The greentext makes me thin we definitely need more cool kid club Swiftianity slang.
I honestly don't understand any part of this sentence. are these good things?
>>673224171
>you will never return from the crusades after liberating constantinople just in time to see taytay give birth to the heir to the reich
We need to elaborate on Swiftianity but I don't have enough time, basically.
>>673215270
Gotta love these paid content/social advertising threads...
>>673224443
>off by one
TayTay is definitely teasing us.
>>673224443
>off by one
I'm so sorry I failed you Taytay
>>673224408
ah, fair enough. I don't either, tbh.
>>673224443
so close yet so far
>>673224575
>implying we need to get paid to worship the Goddess
>implying there's any benefit in marketing to 4chan, much less /b/
>>673224575
Can you mail TayTay asking her to give me a raise?
I'm surprised we're almost at image limit considering how slow it's been.
>you will never be invited to spend Christmas with Taytay and her family
>you will never meet her parents
>you will never build a snowman with her and Austin
>you will never propose to her on Christmas Day because her love is the greatest gift she could ever give
>>673225242
Do you ship Tayvin that much or is this solely to crush my dreams
>>673225242
>you will never make a rebel lover of a careless man's careful daughter
>you will never be the best thing that's ever been hers
which one of you was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhzWJICqbc8
>>673225420
I don't ship them, but I'm not against them. Just envious of Calvin if anything
>>673225501
>attacking the Goddess
that man could never be one of us
>>673225567
any and all pics of them makes my heart melt. she deserves better than a fucking scot.
>>673225567
Being envious is totally normal.
Kaylor best.
>>673225778
I don't think I'll ever understand why you hate Scots so much.
Aren't his parents English anyway and they just moved to Scotland?
>>673225842
But where's the penis?
inb4 dickgirl posters
I can't imagine/self-insert myself as Karlie and wanting to bang Taytay if there's no penis.
>>673225895
I don't care, he identifies as scottish so he's SCUM
>>673226084
as unholy as it is, this
>>673226084
Does there need to be? Besides, strap-ons.
>>673226281
Yes, there does need to be.
Prosthetic penis does not give me the pleasure I'd be seeking.
>>673226422
the great filename anon back at it again. never stop.
>>673226520
I do my best
>>673226422
They'd be so cute. They'd be so powerful, They wouldn't give me the bad feels that some other dude has TayTay and I don't. There's no negative.
Alright then image limit.
While it's been a great thread without any shitposting I don't think we can justify a new thread can we.
>>673226683
if you say so
good night unless anyone disagrees
>>673226856
I could stay but I mean we're not with that many right.
Well that's it. Image limit reached.
See all you wonderful Swifties tomorrow!
>>673226683
But without self insering, it doesn't complete me anon.
I can't imagine myself as Karlie properly. At least with a dude I can see myself wrapped up and surrounded in Taylor in every way possible, her holding onto me tightly and bringing me in deeper.
And no, we were already really slow as is, no need for a new thread
chau :)
>>673227013
Good night then see you Sunday, actually I guess.
>>673227112
Byebye
>>673227112
Bye
>>673227466
Guess I'll see you then