How long would /b/ survive if born in Tamriel?
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How long would /b/ survive if born in Tamriel?
I'm near sighted
Probably wouldn't last long
Except if I'm born in a noble house
>>673179634
downloading ESO right now.
>>673180723
no one do this
>>673179634
if i had my current knowlage about tamriel it would be very easy, i guess
>>673179634
>Immediately sell soul to daedric overlords
Profit?
>>673179634
>see a ghoul
>wolf
>raider
>shit my pants and run like a little bitch
I'm not no fedora tipping bitch with mad ninja skills
I'd die sooooo quick
But I would reproduce like a mother fucking rabbit
>>673181121
this.
would train sneaking and rape every bitch at night.
>>673181121
>"But I would reproduce like a mother fucking rabbit"
>implying you can stand the sight of a strong nord woman
walk north east
cold
find small boat washed ashore
keep walkin
find gold bars
rich
>>673181396
Ohhhh yeaaa. She can forge my dick anytime dude.
I'd study conjuration and open a brothel. I could charge extra for flame resist potions so people could fuck flame atronochs, and cure disease for undeads. If it's your thing you could stick your dick just about anywhere on a zombie or bonewalker, Assuming it's possible to summon bonewalkers away from Vvardenfel. Game logic seems to suggest no.
>leveled monsters
>no need to worry
Get to Whiterun and work as a modest farmer/blacksmith/green grocer whatever, and make a nice little living for myself, maybe move to solitude if i had enough money and the tax there was the same as in whiterun, enjoy the safety of those two towns and maybe find myself a strong nord woman who would look after me every night and hold me whilst i cried for my parents.
>>673179634
Implying you'd ever even see me.
Mfw not even using chameleon.
The last thing you'd never see.
>>673181782
>I could charge extra for flame resist potions so people could fuck flame atronochs
Well that's /d/ happy
>>673181944
>>673181944
>>673181944
only mentioning places in skyrim
>MFW
What's Tamriel
>>673181396
Im assuming your wearing a fedora with your ninja suit, sitting at your desk (which is right behind your cheap sword collection) eating Doritos and drinking mountain dew? Calm down buddy dont want you getting hopped up on md and coming at me like a spider monkey
>>673182117
we all go there to fuck your mom and sometimes your dad
>>673182112
I like the cold you fucking nigger and fuck the thalmor.
>>673181396
>>673181396
when banging her, do you call her olfina....or gray mane?
>>673181782
Here's the thing, The guild act of the second era of the Tamrielic empire mentions several guilds we don't see in games, Furrers, Minstrals, Architects, Brewers, Astrologers, but particularity prostitutes. There is, or was, an establishment to employ, train, and tax prostitution. If you opened a brothel and employed only summoned monsters that you didn't have to pay then they'd be up your ass with red tape.
>>673182121
>he doesn't get the joke reference
>>673182117
The continent on Nirn you uncultured sceever
>>673179634
Join the Fighters Guild as an apprentice (no requirements/abilities needed to do so), train with the free weapons provided, leech free food & board.
>>673181944
>living your life as a blacksmith in Whiterun
>peaceful and happy
>suddenly, vampire attack
>die screaming because I attacked a Master Vampire with my iron dagger
I would get my skills up in cyrdiil then head down to ol elswyr where the water is clear and the bitches are furry.
>>673182369
no Tamriel is the planet name
>>673182273
what happens if you can last longer then the 60 -120 seconds of the summon time?? does some cat lady come bat at my balls and finish me off??
>>673179634
WTF is she crouched on? Worst graphics ever. OP, you suck.
>>673182121
you're either retarded as fuck or you havent played enough skyrim
>>673182535
Preeeetty sure its not.
>>673182535
In fact im positive its called Nirn. Hence the name "Nirnroot"
>>673182112
>mfw everything in skyrim is in tamriel
>>673182241
Grey-Mane-sama ofcourse
>>673182757
He's never been.
>>673182535
Tamriel is the continent the games take place on, the planet itself is Nirn.
>>673182565
I'll just get really good and make longer spells. I'm not sure about oblivion, Because I hated having to do the whole recommendation quest before I could make custom spells, But in Morrowind you could make the slider go up to ten minutes, I think. Only possible with lots of fortify magicka potions. But I'd factor that into the fee.
>>673182826
You've never been laid you fucking virgin pussy faggit just an hero.
>>673179634
Long enough, Until i got a crippling addiction to sweet rolls and died from diabetes.
>>673181784
>not playing Morrowind where you can potentially run into any monster in set areas
>>673180892
Rolling
>>673182196
The post says Tamriel though, you illiterate abortion failure.
>>673182973
>>673179634
Depends.
>>673182565
Souce?
>>673182695
Correct.
And I would live in Leyawiin.
>>673180892
My elf name would be HUGEFAG SLAYER OF NIGGERS
>>673183135
>>673183127
>not modding oblivion & skyrim so it's just like that
>>673183296
I've always liked leyawiin. Its quaint
>>673182196
Then why not High Rock you faggot?
>but i've only played skyrim anon
Fucking kill yourself or go play at least Morrowind you casual fucktard.
>>673183353
Go play arena then talk some shit
>>673183311
Nice double dubs. Too bad you have autism
>>673179634
4 minutes 14 seconds
>>673182535
It's called Nirn to it's inhabitants, Mundus to the deadra and maybe Atherius. Tamriel is one continent, Yokuda, Which sunk, is another. Along with Atmora and Aldmeris, The homelands of Men and Mer, Residing in inaccessible stasis and change at all points of time. Then Pyandonea, Thras, and Akavir, Which we know very little about.
>>673183323
Why would I? I turn the difficulty up to max and then console myself to level 20 with all skills at level 5 from the start, that way all the leveled mob lists are worth something.
>>673183435
>has never played daggerfall
>>673183435
This nigga. I've been playing Arena all fucking week you filthy casual. You just know that it exists, you've never played it.
>>673183446
Double doubles you fucking retard.
>become good at stealth
>rapegod.jpeg
>>673183511
I've never played skyrim. Funny how butthurt you fedora's get.
>>673183577
That's just sad.
>>673183654
>said double dubs
>dont know what you want from me now
>>673183435
Arena was before most of the established lore was even thought of. It's Tamriel pretty much in name alone.
>>673183134
Skyrim is in Tamriel, you fucking mong. As are skyrim, blackmarsh, elswyr, cyrodil, and hammerfell.
>>673183715
Skyrim was by far the least fun one, and I've actually never played daggerfall either. Didn't mean to hit a nerve with you anon
>>673183748
>>673183842
>not naming High Rock, Orsinium, Morrowind, or Summerset Isles.
>>673183842
>elswyr
Like where you should be right now you casual faggot.
>>673183848
Daggerfall, because of it's shitty control interface, I would have to say is pretty bad in terms of general gameplay.
>>673183842
I meant morrowind, not skyrim the second time.
time for a new game niggers
>>673179634
REMOVE FORSWORN
and Markarth would be the safest place on Tamriel
>>673183870
How about we go out to a nice dinner, we could talk about our hopes and dreams, our families - get to know each other. Build up a relationship from the beginning, learm to trust each other, make deep connections. Then when we feel ready we can both climb into bed knowing we're gonna finaly do it. Then you choke on my chode and die you wank stain.
>>673183940
Yeah all that shit too.
>>673184013
typo, faggot. eat a bag of cocks.
>>673184090
>implying that other anon even could choke on your micro-penis
>>673182572
screenshot of a game that is a decade old. of course it looks bad.
>>673184034
Markarth is the most pain in the ass city in skyrim.
Fuck climbing all those crumbly stairs everyday.
>>673184150
He made a good joke though anon, give him that
>>673184090
>>673184028
rollen
>>673184236
He must be very small himself like, overall. My micropenis is pretty small. But yea i still think he'd manage to somehow do it
>>673184294
I kekked, good repose anon
>>673179634 (OP)
>step through the door in the middle of Niben Bay
>live rest of my life as a madman
>>673184265
It's worth it, the building is Dragon Breath-proof
>>673184265
You'd get fit as fuck, though. Stairmaster machine? Who needs that shit.
>>673184150
>>673183848
Skyrim's physics engine and animations were really good, The melee fighting had palpable weight to it and magic finally wasn't a glob that moved at 5mph. But they gutted most of what was fun about the previous games. The world wasn't very weird, Most of the magic system was gone, It was the biggest failure since Oblivion had ZERO cultural distinction between Colovia and Nibenay. Still, On the face of things throwing fast lightning bolts is fun.
Daggerfal was cool, But every time I've installed it in any format at all I get this bug where quest targets don't spawn in. Even opened debug mode and teleported to the spawn points, Nothing. Guess it just doesn't like my computer or something.
I still like Morrowind the best. You can fly and cast fireballs down on your enemies, You're god so long as someone doesn't have a bow.
Not very long no console commands....
>Be prisoner
>Just chillin' while waiting for execution
>Patrick Stewart shows up
>wat
>Opens up wall
>abandoncell.jpg
>Pat acts like we're old bros
>Fucking assassins out of nowhere
>This nigga Baurus helps me out
>"You look like an experienced battlemage"
>Haven't cast a single spell
>wat
>Trudge through sewers
>Sweet freedom
>Off to meet this Jauffry guy
>Find out Pat been banging on the side
>Headin' off to Kvatch
>Long road, stay in Skingrad on the way
>Some skooma head keeps whispering at me
>Ignore him
>Heading through the West Weald
>Chewin' the scenery
>Battle music
>igotthis.png
>West Weald Bear
>idontgotthis.gif
>Get eaten by bear
And that's how Tamriel fell to the daedre.
>>673184028
pffft
>>673184810
This, boys and grills, is why you don't do an Elder Scrolls main quest until you've spent at least twenty hours doing other random shit.
>>673184660
My personal favorite was oblivion simply because it was the first one i played, and i playedthe shit out of it. Shivering isles was the best dlc I've ever played
>>673184028
rol
>>673185078
You don't do that in Oblivion because if you're not level 18 you get gimped versions of all of the rewards. Which is retarded. Same thing for Shivering Isles amber and madness items. Which was still retarded. If you want to limit the player make the enemies harder, Don't gimp my gear so I'm afraid to quest.
>>673184810
>be /r9k/
>been travelling for months, looking to settle down somewhere nice
>arrive at anvil, seems disconnected from the rest of the country
>head to the tavern, maybe I'll meet some of the locals
>grab a seat by the fireplace, some nice mead to relax
>notice the chatter of all the other citizens in the background
>everyone's talking to each other while making no sense
>like, absolute nonsensical bollocks
>literally can't even string proper sentences together
>by the gods, I'm HOME.
>>673184863
>Eight Divines
What is this, Thalmor-run Oblivion?
>>673184660
Samefag - i also have a pretty in depth knowledge of morrowind just based on the lore and being sick in bed for a week so all i did was read elder scrolls shit. I've never played it though but i really want to. I just feel like I wouldn't appreciate it as much after playing oblivion and skyrim so much. I asked for it for christmas one year and somehow i emded up with the ES novel "the floating city" i even said "morrowind the video game." Fucking grandparents
>>673185381
>>673185326
Leveled equipment for quest rewards is usually capped at 25, but some leveled lists go as high as 35 for certain rewards.
By other shit, I meant clearing out dungeons that respawn after three days of not being in that interior cell, leveling non-combat skills, or general exploration for fast travel later.
>>673180892
Nice. My elf name is Huge Fag.
>>673179634
I wouldn't last very long at all. I'm fairly useless in real life except for the one thing I'm doing to make a living and in Tamriel that'd not be an option so I'd be fucked. I'd probably be joining the Khajiits in their skooma dens.
>>673182565
is this even legal?
>>673185763
You're asking the wrong question
>>673182938
Just enchant permanent effect of summoning, and when they bitch about getting paid, just take off the item and put it back on for a fresh bitch.
>>673185763
I hope not
Anyone know of a mod i can get for oblivion that lets you put more than one enchantment on an item?
>>673185522
Are you implying you're me? You're not me. But dude, The floating island was awesome. It's where we learn what happened in vivec and why the red year happened. If you want to get into Morrowind you have to be willing to take in the world rather than the game. Read the books, Look at the architecture, Take in the Dunmer's weird and stupid culture. It doesn't have the modern game design that Oblivion and Skyrim had, It acts more like a table top rpg, You have to game dice rolls and shit, But it's not that hard and Vvardenfel is so worth it.
>>673185585
I'm all for leveled loot tables, You can always find another generic ring of slightly higher numbers. I'm more pissed about the artifacts. There's only one Mace of Molag Bal, Or Mehrune's Razor, Or any deadric artifact. And what the fuck was with that Hands of the mountain spell?
>>673186175
No i was implying i was the samefag that also commented on this
>>673180892
My name is - op
>>673185549
I'm not sure if I should be insulted you're implying I'm a Jewmor or not, either way I'm laughing my ass off.
>>673186175
Yeah, leveled Artifacts or "unique" quest rewards were a poor choice, really. Leveled generic equipment for quest rewards? Okay. Leveled amounts of gold? Sure, no problem. Leveled once-in-a-game Artifact? Fucking dumb.
>be poor
>hungry
>check my inventory for food
>got none
>see someone else walk by
>I'm not good at thinking things through so I start sneaking behind him in the middle of the street in clear daylight
>not very good at pick pocketing either, get caught
>"thief!"
>half the town starts yelling, screaming and run away shouting "I'm getting out of here!"
>the other half start chasing after me trying to punch me to death
>I try my best to run away
>6 guards appear with the ability to run at 300 MPH while swinging long swords at me
>savagely slaughtered in the middle of town
>the citizens instantly return to their business as if nothing happened, my death completely meaningless
I just wanted some bread
>>673186175
>>673186242
>>673185522
>>673185200
These are me anon
>>673184660
>>673186175
These are you yes?
Depending on how all the games start probably 5 sec.
>>673186242
Oh, sorry. But yeah, floating island was great. Then the Skyrim DLC where you see the Red Year's effects of Solstheim really brought it full circle for me.
I'd probably play it safe and take refuge in a chapel, probably anvil or something. Might power level my acrobatics in case I need to jump up a mountain or something, but otherwise would probably just raid crops and tithe.
>>673179634
I'd live a quiet and safe life. Maybe in a chapel. I've never played Oblivion but Kvatch sounds nice.
>>673186736
I havent finished dragonborn yet, fuck me amirite ive had it for ages. I think i got a new game and got distracted. But yea i mean the book seems interesting too, i was just expecting the video game and it was such a grandparent move to get me a book instead. Maybe I'll get morrowind today and give it a whirl
>>673186175
I miss the days when I didn't know much about the world or the lore (I started with Morrowind from the recommendation from a friend), so I read the in-game books to learn the history in the in-universe literature. Now I just grab books to sell at the nearest general shop and move on.
>>673186989
And only if they're worth more than 50 septims, otherwise its just wasted space
>>673186909
If you're getting it for PC, I strongly recommend the Morrowind Patch Project community made addon, along with something like Better Bodies & Faces.
>>673183134
best insult i've seen in a long time
>>673187109
Just to be an asshole, when stealing the Elder Scroll from the Imperial City I stole every book in the Reading Room. Shit took forever because the pointer resets to the center of the book when you open it, regardless of where it was. I missed that feature of Morrowind where I could steal an entire bookstore worth of books in like fifteen seconds.
>>673187329
True, you ALWAYS gotta steal as much as you can from the reading room
>>673187329
Samefag here, I also miss a lot of other shit from Morrowind, like Mark/Recall and Jump spells.
>>673187125
Yea definitely, it would be too big of a graphic shock to keepit vanilla im sure lol
>>673186909
It's on steam and goes on sale fairly frequently. I just kept it bookmarked for a month or two last year and sniped it on a random $5 sale. GOTY comes with Tribunal and Bloodmoon, and there are some official patches from Bethesda released for free. Find them here http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Official_Plug-ins
This was a very different marketing team than the one that rolled out horse armor.
>>673187549
Fuckin horse armor
>>673185708
Hey that's my name too!
>>673187646
Shit was so fucking stupid, but then again I was faster than horses on foot so I didn't like having them anyway.
>>673187768
Yea they always seemed to just get in the way
>>673188057
Take too long to get off if something attacks your horse or someone you're escorting, then proceed to get in the middle of the damn fight, half the time you bash the shit out of it by the time the troll or bear is dead, really not that much faster unless you're just loaded down with a bunch of shit.
>>673184028
rolls
>>673179634
Is this the slav-mod?
how can I make my anime squat?
It depends on when and where I live. Assuming it's present time in Tamriel, 4E 202, I'll be fine in somewhere like High Rock. Maybe practice magic, or start a family.
>>673182535
Who made that pos pic?
>>673188473
The clothing looks like a set from the Goddess Clothing store mod, the slav-squat though I'm not sure.
I would start a loli den.
>>673186989
This. Now its all about grinding
>>673189436
It's always been about grinding, though, really but with this new bullshit about Legendary skills or some shit? (I only played Skyrim without the official addons) it's just gotten worse.
>>673184028
rollerino
>go to High Rock
>killed by vampires
>go to Skyrim
>killed by snowniggers
>go to Morrowind
>killed by dunmer circlejerk
>go to Hammerfell
>killed by transkalpa pansexuals
>go to Cyrodiil
>killed by daedra
>go to Valenwood
>kill myself
>go to Elsweyr
>pickpocketed then killed by nigger cats
>go to Black Marsh
>don't actually want to go to Black Marsh
hmu summerset isles
>>673181709
Nigga, I stopped reading the thread to replay to this...
> you're not a strong nord man
> she will not forge your dick
> she does not forge
> you're peasant cock would beg to plough her noble ass!
>>673189800
>go to Summerset Isles
>killed by Thalmor
>>673179634
Probably die somewhere middle aged by some faggot wanderer who just wanted to raise his Destruction magic level...
>>673189717
I actually enjoy grinding. . .
>>673189967
nature finds a way
if it doesn't, better to die human to Altmer than to die as an argonian under any condition
>get off boat to Seyda neen
>run to tree stump steal gold
>take silt strider to balmora
>realize that I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing
>consume skooma and moonsuger for days with drug addict spy
>black out
>wake up inside vivec
>try to break into great house vaults
>get killed by guards
>become spooky skellington
>drink 100 sujamma
>kill vivec with lockpick
>???
>profit
>>673189869
>you're
>>673179634
op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lqIfFCDuVA
I'd probably wander vivec for a few weeks before I die, fuck that maze when I first played
>>673190062
Depending on game play I don't mind grinding, and sometimes it can be fun.
MMO grinding is really what I don't like, though, usually due to extremely low drop rates or the fact that there isn't some kind of cap you can achieve since the game either continually grows or the absolute maximum you can obtain would take literal decades to complete.
>be new apprentice mage
>carry hundreds of homework scrolls around with me
>poor as beggar
>find decent ring in chest underwater
>want to keep it but have to pawn it off to pay for beer and pizza friday night
>consider selling 99 homework scrolls too but i know my proffesor will be PISSED
>accidental drop ring on the ground after i put my homework away
>BY TALOS!?
>rings. Rings EVERYWHERE!
>realize im the most badass mage Cyrodil
>quit school and make a fortune selling rings that appear out of fucking nowhere
>no student loans ftw
>>673190536
wait.. Is this some sort of disguised dupe cheat?
>>673190635
This worked, and still does work, in Oblivion. Even after all the patches and the unofficial patches that fix a LOT of shit, the scroll dupe still works.
1.Threesome with dark elves twins
2. get aides
>>673182535
>stealth archers.jpg>>673182931
TES is shit and has always been shit.
I was hoping Zenimax picking up Arkane might mean they'd help with the combat, but alas.
>>673190917
Pray at an altar and be cured instantly.
>>673180382
Unless you regularly get up to the Cloud District, you are out of luck son.
Depends. Do I have to save the world at all or can I just be a paranoid side character who hides in an obscure cave from the protagonist?
>>673191046
>muh CoD
>muh Halo
>muh Naruto
>>673181956
this.
and master illusion asap.
>>673191076
I think I killed that guy for saying that and looking like a nigger.
>>673190536
>>673190635
>>673190887
I dont consider it a glitch. More like an Alteration ritual lol
Fits with my characters story
Plus... Infinite septims
mfw this thread is still alive
>>673183498
lore maniac detected.
Well,I read books in-game as well
>>673191240
I reverse pickpocketed berserk poison so the guards would take him out. Not sure if that even works but that's what i remember
>>673189869
I am honestly thankful that I actually have a life and don't know who she really is. Idk what tf this chick is or what her profession is. While your getting technical and saying nigger to try and be cool and fit in on 4chan im legitimately browsing thru every now again and then back to socializing with normal people. Enjoy your fedora and Doritos
>>673184028
rolling g
>>673191281
Conjuration and Alteration hybrid, like the Ayleid's mix of Restoration and Necromancy.
Anyone have that picture of dude drinking potion and getting drunk?
>>673179634
>arena_veteran has joined the lobby.
>>673191432
Eh, he's not that well informed. Mundus is actually the realm of existence they're in, not the name of the planet, it's just referred to as Mundus in general by Daedra. Also, Aetherious is an alternate plane of existence beyond mortals and separate from The Void and Planes of Oblivion.
>>673191445
I just cast Frenzy on the nearest guard and then Calm right after the nigger is dead.
>>673191240
>>673191445
>kill him
>use back soulgem to trap his soul
>use his soul to enchant a new dagger
>name it Jarls Backside
>use it on his wife
>>673191690
Dude, when we got letter from a friend who is that "friend" anyway? He seems doing a good job monitoring Dragonborn
>>673181121
>ghoul
Wrong universe you fucking commie.
wearing a mask and all the guards know you
>>673192453
The best theory I can come up with is it's the leader of The Blades keeping tabs on your progress, but I'm not certain who it's "supposed" to be.
>>673180892
that's so cool. my elf name is huge fag. I love it.
>>673182369
skeever* you uneducated skeever
>>673192878
Could be. The Blades really love Dragonborn
>>673184028
Roll
>>673184028
Oh god i would have to figure how to use the leveling system again
>>673193388
I mean, I'm welcome to hear other theories but who else has the requisite respect for the Dragonborn and his quest, and sufficient a spy network to be able to find out everywhere the Dragonborn uses Thu'um and where the Word Walls are. You don't even have Bounty tracking between holds, much less any other official news, just rumors.
>>673184863
Roll
>>673179634
Decent until at some point a group of random people will unexpectedly spawn running towards me screaming how I shouldn't have come there and will quickly merc me.
>>673182196
solstheim is probably the comfiest place though. And you can become a werewolf
>>673184028
Well lets see.
>>673184028
Rawlin
I'd make increase intelligence potions and become God.
>>673193697
The one that actually give a shit about Dragonborn are The Blades and Greybeards. And I highly doubt Greybeards would do that far. So yeah, I suspect it The Blades works too
I'd either wanna live in solitude in skyrim or skingrad in cyrodiil, especially if I can live in the houses you buy in the games. probably being some sort of merchant or farmer. Do some alchemy on the side just cuz
>>673194615
Granted you have Paathurnax just chilling at the top of the world, watching everything. I dunno, maybe he has the Greybeards send you the secret messages, but that wouldn't explain how you still get them even if he dies.
>Sticking with my original theory of Blades keeping an eye on Dragonborn hero
>>673182121
fucking kill yourself, that's one of the most well known Skyrim references holy shit
>>673182535
This feels like a jab at skyrims gameplay
>>673180382
That wouldn't be much of a problem. The draw distance in Morrowind is pretty short.
>>673181121
>ghoul
>raider
Wrong fucking game you autist
>>673186458
Already moded.
>>673195218
>x16 damage multiplier with proper perks and unique armor
>can one-shot dragons in the face by quickly pressing Sneak and Attack at the same time
Unbalanced gameplay? Naahh
any news on the next TES game? sorry for being out of the loop. man though, the first time i played skyrim (baked) it really resonated with me. i didnt like the dragonborn shouts but the skyboxes and the cities and stuff were cool
>>673180892
fuck, this made me laugh so hard
Hope I'm essential.
>Be me, born in Cyrodill
>Join Imperial Legion
>Spend years climbing up the ranks
>Elves attack, they almost wreck us but we fight back hard enough to get away with a treaty
>mfw snowfags start revolting
>get sent to put down snowfags
>get annihilated by some faggy weeaboo trash in a skimpy outfit
>mfw
>>673194982
Nah, the Greybeards may see everything and know everything. But after teaching basic the rest is "Go figure out so they can smoke weed in Hrothgar in peace
>>673180892
>Mounth
this disturbs me terribly
>>673188473
Add animation to folder.
Console command actor->......
>>673179634
I currently play a sexy nord prostitute. I think I can make it.
>>673195907
Well, I meant 'Nax instructing the Greybeards to write the actual letter, since, you know, he's a fucking dragon and can't write on paper.
>>673184028
Rawl
Alright Anons, it's been fun but it looks like thread is kill, so I'm going to head out.
>>673197348
bump
>>673196303
He must really love Dragonborn if he do that, but no. He only help until Alduin is defeated
Considering how dangerous Thu'um is it's only logical if The Blades wants the Dragonborn to learn it as much as possible
>>673197845
Yeah, I went over several possibilities and the only one that makes sense to me is someone within The Blades.
>>673198062
If that's true The Blades is not so dead after all
>>673184028
Rell
>>673179634
option 1: i keep my memories
i know my way around, that could be a hude advanage, also i'm a chemist, so those wolves will go boom
option 2: no memories, new born child
i consider myself to have fine genetics, some top sportsmen in my famiy, all ancestors that were involved in the world wars survived it, high survivability chance in that regard
>>673198397
Well, if you've played the earlier games then you know that they're primarily spies and agents, so hiding (often in plain sight) is something they do well, as well as secret communications. But I can't really confirm if there are pockets of Blades operatives in other areas, since with the progression of the games narrowing down the scope of each area that it covers. I'm just hoping it won't become something like "You can only explore this one city, more cities if you buy this DLC" type shit.
>>673179634
i know the theories of chim
>>673198709
>regard
So you're saying you're a Redguard, you filthy nigger?
>>673184863
Rollololo
>>673181119
Right? I'd go kick it with Sheogorath in the Isles. Best vacation I ever had
>>673197845
The Blades are cunts. WORLD EATER FOR LIFE FAGGOTS
BRING FORTH THE NEW ERA OF THE DRAGON
>>673199095
>Not picking Azura
>not being a love-slave of the Daedric Princess of Dusk and Dawn
Nigga, do you even have a penis?
I'd try to get to the university and become a bookworm
/b/ would probably try to fuck a khajiit
>>673182973
Top kek
>>673198709
you're a fucking nigger. faggot.
well, back to lurking
>>673184028
rollan
>>673199625
or kids
>>673199770
sadly, you can't kill them
>>673184028
rell
>>673179634
what would I be born as, what birthsign, etc,etc?
I'd better not be a fucking lizard or furry.
But let's just say I was born a normal Imperial since that's closest to normal human.
Okay so I'd probably be in Cyrodiil. I'd know to avoid going to Valenwood since I don't obey the green pact and I'd get eaten by wood elves if I violated it there.. Skyrim is cold, Morrowind has an active volcano and slavery, Black Marsh is poisonous to me, Hammerfell and Elsweyr are dusty deserts..
So I guess I'm stuck in Cyrodiil, though there is the Rift region of Skyrim that is temperate I suppose, and High Rock might be okay.
I might find my way to Anvil and try to become a sailor, maybe get a ship of my own one day.
>>673199799
just means you can fuck them without hurting them
>checkmate theists
>>673199394
Meh I like the unpredictability of the Isles. Plus Sheo seems like he'd be fun to have a drink with, provided he doesn't try to poison you for a laugh.
>>673200019
if you hit them, they flee. some anons might like that too.
>>673199879
>High Rock might be okay
Nigga, High Rock is just as cold and desolate as Skyrim, did you even play Arena or Daggerfall?
>>673198768
Yeah I can see from how's Delphine roll, they must have intel everywhere
>>673199199
>WORLD EATER
>FOR LIFE
Your logic is broken
As a human, don't easily bow down to fate. Fight until the last breath
All glory to The Blades
>>673200171
The coastal areas would be warmer, like Daggerfall itself.
In ESO High Rock is portrayed as Temperate. I don't remember how it was in Daggerfall namely because it was all randomly generated anyway.
2 weeks, a month maybe?
>tfw Diabetes Mellitus since 2007 and can't achieve my dream of living off the grid for years
Depends on the era and where in Tamriel I were born.
Skyrim, around the first hundred years of the 4th era would be my best bet. Dragons haven't woken up, no Oblivion crisis, no wars that I know of, and I already do pretty well in the cold.
>>673200043
Jyggalag is my niggalag.
>>673200362
Maybe I just spent too much time outdoors during the winter months?
>>673200643
Most of what I remember about High Rock and Northern parts of Hammerfell was it was constantly fucking snowing, just all the goddamn time.
>>673184863
Where the fuck is talos faggot
>>673200403
Don't tell me, someone stole your sweetroll?
>>673190070
I'd sooner be some tree fucking lizard than die by the hands of a jaundiced knife eared cunt nugget
>>673182241
That depends on how her bush looks
>>673199879
>Redguard Crusader from Cheydinhal born under the Warrior
>Works for the Blades
>Chaotic Neutral
>Worships Stendarr
I could do this but I don't like being a nigger.
>>673184028
Ruell
>>673179634
>be me
>be adventurer
>work in some shitty farm near whiterun
>finally get enough money to buy myself some armor and a horse
>go outside, live the free life
>come across random cave at the side of the road
>3 bandits spot me
>ohfuckno3v1
>i turn my horse around and run
>one of them has a bow
>hits me in the knee
>mfw i can only be a guard now because of my bad knee
>mfw asshole dragonborn terrorizes the city on a daily basis
>mfw he yells at me which somehow lights me on fire
so a good 24 years i suppose
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>>673200433
Dubs and a catchy phrase.
I like you anon
>>673184028
Rollerino
>>673180892
Huge fag best name
sooo, i practice archery, know how to use a mace, shield and spear (also how to build one as that art seems to be lost for half a milenia on tamriel)
i know my way around and know the concept of chim, i'm fine
>>673184028
rolling
>>673184028
rolling for trolling
>>673202582
>concept of chim
the fuck is that shit?
>>673202582
id drink skooma and hide in the mountains with a bow and kill everyone i see while sneaking so i never get a bounty
>>673184028
roll
>>673184028
guyhjikml,
>>673202790
it's basically an in game justification to use the console
>>673184028
Rool
>>673179634
Eternally
