Pulling up to McDicks /b/ dubs decide what I order
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Pulling up to McDicks /b/ dubs decide what I order
a cup of water
20 nuggets
2 cheese burgers
large fries
large drink
>>673170926
5 big macs
>>673170926
One of everything
>>673170926
oreo mcflurry. when they say the ice cream machine doesnt work say "fuck ya bruh"
>>673171199
OP wont
>>673171199
Winrar
>>673171199
Do it faggot
>>673171199
5 big macs coming up
>>673171333
nice trips
>>673171364
You lucky mother fucker im too goddamn fucked up to drive, i would eat 7
>>673170926
>Caling Mc donald Mc Dick.
>Giving them your money.
Sure we have master mind here.
>>673171413
Softcock.
Here it comes fam
>>673171610
My cock is forged from the finest mithril in middle earth. My truck however, is not.
>>673171364
So I told OP to order 5 big macs and he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha
>>673171647
>>673171413
HOW FAT ARE YOU?
>>673171707
Fat enough to eat 7 fucking bigmacs and still take yo mama out to IHOP afterwards nukka.
I want a fucking Big Mac now
shove one of them in your ass
>>673170926
Stab a black?
Help me eat these cheeseburgers /b/
>>673172001
clean your keyboard you fucking animal.
>>673172001
no fuck off, McCuckalds is disgusting
Getting pretty full after the first one. Next dubs decide what i do with 1 big mac
>>673172293
shove it up your ass
>>673172293
throw it on the floor
>>673172293
put your dick inside of it, post pics, then eat it
>>673172293
throw it on your keyboard
>>673172377
Kek
>>673172377
>>673172377
>>673172377
3 to go. Any ideas?
>>673172293
stuff the other big macs inside of it and call it an ultra mac, also eat the ultra mac
>>673172293
Jizz on it, take a bite of it, drive back to mcdonalds and complain that it tastes funny
>>673172515
THROW IT ON YOUR FUCKING KEYBOARD
>>673172538
REROLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673172525
roll
>>673172522
Hahaha, this thread...
smudge bun on monitor
Give 1 or 2 to a homeless person...
>>673172525
This but show the worker the burger and complain that the special sauce doesn't look right
>>673172522
WUBINRAR!!!
>>673172622
oh way to go fag
we wasted a good roll on you
>>673172622
Take a shit, and put it inbetween 2 buns to make a shit sandwich
>>673172607
if dubs jizz on the burgers before giving it to a homeless man
Open it up and put the 2 part on your ears like a headset
Make a sex tape
>>673172522
Ok this is gonna be rough
>>673172522
Dubs confirm.
Do it, OP
>>673172705
reroll
Dip it in the toilet, let it get soggy.
Feed it to the dog. Cry
>>673172515
Pick it apart and then reassemble it to look like a regular meal.
>>673172734
Godspeed
>>673172734
smudge it on your nipples
>>673172734
Behold, the ultramac.
>>673172734
Saving this for future reference.
>>673170926
shoot the cashier
now fuck it
im so hungry
>>673172734
shiiit nigger. goodluck.
>>673172734 immediately throw it up after you eat it, Take pictures of the ultramac and post.
2 bites in. Don't know if I can make it. Ultramac 2 strong
go outside to a homeless guy and eat the ultra mac infront of him
>>673172515
Call 911 and ask if they want one. Post vocaroo
>>673171647
paid 2.50 for 4 big macs
paid 4.29 for 5th
>moron
>couldve gotten one more for 70 cents
>>673172912
this
>>673171647
I used to live in Pomona...
I played Smash Bros at the tournaments over there.
>>673172908
If I roll dubs again, you can get out of eating that by going back to the drive thru, and throw it at the employee at the window.
>>673172908
Throw up and continue eating.
Rinse, repeat.
>>673172958
Dubs said 5 big macs. Learn the rules faggot
Throw the rest of the ultra big mac in your toilet and try to flush it
>>673172908
I was just reading this article. And then I came to /b/ in THE NEXT CLICK I see this thread.
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2016/03/09/Half-of-Americans-calories-come-from-ultra-processed-foods/1811457573783/
>>673173064
This, again. I agree with this
>>673172908
Holy kek
>>673173135
do wat this guy said op
>>673173064
this. you must appease the ultramac by consuming it all
This thread is actually pretty good....
put the ultra big mac on your chair and sit on it
>>673173245
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>673173064
rolling
shit on it and eat it
/b/ send help
If i get trips op must put big mac in ass
>>673173059
This. Post webm of it.
>>673173245
>>673173269
I'm with these faggots OP
>>673173245
Kek do it op
>>673173288
Nice Dubs we are going to try and help you!
If dubs flush Whats left of the ultramac down the toilet
>>673173059
this
>>673173245
this shit OP
>>673173288
NOW YOU MUST EAT THE FLOOR MAC
>>673173245
DO IT! OOOYeee
>>673172908
Put in a blender and make it a smoothie
>>673173059
roll
>>673173288
death comes
>>673173288
Stuff the ultra mac and shit it out on your mousepad.
>>673173245
oh god please do this
>>673173353
roll
>>673173288
Do an experiment. Place what's left in a ziplock bag, and then put that bag in the fridge for at least 30 days. Watch in amazement when zero decomp has occurred. Fookin McD's.
>>673173245
Do it for the glory of satan
>>673173414
this!
>>673173245
THIS
>>673173288
Take these Scott Steiner gifs to help you get jacked up!
>>673173245
FUCK YEA NIGGA
>>673173466
Dubs confirm bros
>>673173288
put your dick in ultramac and try to fuck
>>673173466
>
WINRAR!!!
LET'S GO SIT ON THAT SHIIIT
>>673172941
Rolling for this
>>673173466
1/2
>>673173466
2/2
>>673173669
kekus maximus
I really want a fucking big mac now.
>>673173702
LELELELEL
Ded...
>>673173719
correction, you want an ultramac
>>673173702
Bro you need to post the stains on the bottom of your pants. For all we know you could have just smashed it with your hands
>>673173719
dubs and you get five big macs
>>673171010
rolling for this
>>673173669
>>673173702
we did it reddit
Go and buy 5 more
>>673173845
rolling for this
I'm pretty full now. Got quite a mess here. How should I clean it up?
>>673171685
Try harder to let everyone know you were the winrar
fuck it
>>673173919
>>673173919
eat it off the chair faggot you wont
>>673173669
When I see the broken armrest I imagine OP is in the heat of consuming UltraMac...
UltraMac proves to be a challenge...
OP in heat of battle tears off arm rest...
OP is throwing out all his moves,
OP defeats UltraMac...
BUT WAIT...
It's not over...
ULTRAMAC returns...
Ultramac has teamed up with Floormac...
Revenge.
>>673173919
with your mouth
>>673173919
pick it up and throw it away.
>>673173919
Lick it off the floor, bitch!
>>673173919
Flush everything down the toilet at the same time
>>673173962
Rolling for this shit
>>673174021
this
>>673172538
roll
>>673173962
>>673174010
post pics of you eating it off the chair
>>673174021
Reroll
Lick everythink clean
>>673174021
this
>>673173919
You've done well, OP. Pick it all up and throw it in the toilet. Then flush.
>>673174077
my body is ready
>>673173919
Scoop up with balls and butt cheeks.
>>673173919
Pyro the shit out of that pigsty please
>>673174077
WINRAR
>>673173971
Ultramac and Floormac stare at OP...
OP Begins to cry...
OP grabs UltraMac and Floormac and chucks it at the wall the smears it in the name of /b/.
>>673174088
Fuck yeah
>>673174111
nice trips
>>673174111
Noice
>>673174111
Trips over-rules >>673174077
>>673174088
you're fucked OP
>>673172538
>>673174158
You new here?
>>673173962
rolling
>>673174173
My sides are in orbit anon
>>673174021
ROll
>>673174173
Holy fuck you're autistic
>>673174173
now eat it
>>673174147
The UltraMac and FloorMac now defeated on OP's keyboard toy with his emotions.
OP picks up the Keyboard covered in BigMac and trys to flush the whole thing in the toilet!
All of it together including the keyboard.
>>673174173
Unplug your keyboard
>>673174173
Better get some gamer gear dust off to clean that shit up
now eat it without using your hands
>>673174173
You clearly just ripped it up and carefully placed it on your keyboard but you've done more than most OP God bless you
>>673174269
rolling
>>673174268
Go fuck your dad disgusting faggot you love it. This is what your pathetic life lives for
>>673172001
I wish there was a burger place around here that actually served burgers in the morning instead of some shitty generic breakfast menu
>>673174088
Pre flush
>>673174366
God blesses OP...
OP Take keyboard and throw it in nearest trashcan. Shit in trashcan close the lid.
I think I will get a Big Mac now. Does anyone know what time McDonald's stops serving lunch?
>>673174443
you did it.
Now eat it.
>>673174173
Now do >>673174111
Afterwards, rinse keyboard in tub.
>>673174458
6 in the afternoon.
If it does not flush, get a spoon and eat it out of the toilet
For the love of OP someone screen cap this shit!
>>673174410
Yeah and the ones that serve breakfast super early are horrible. Who goes to mcdonalds at 3am to get a breakfast burrito?
>>673174505
rolling
>>673174443
Surprisingly most of it went down in 1 flush. Let's try another
>>673174448
>>673174544
Already doing so
>>673170926
This thread looks promising just from the thumbnail on the 1st page.
>>673174547
>>673174558
>>673174571
>>673174528
No in the morning I mean sometimes I go and they say they're only serving breakfast
>>673174443
Man this thread is good...
>>673174571
Nope, we're clogged boys. Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with this??
>>673174725
EAT THE REST FAGGOT
We love OP
>>673174725
blend it up and drink it
>>673174725
keep flushing, surely it will go down
>>673174772
Rolling for this OP
>>673173288
Good God that's like three days worth of calories lulz
>>673174725
Push it down with your hand.
>>673174725
Put it all back in a box, drive back to McDonalds and scream at them for giving you a wet big mac
Try to unclog it with your foot
>>673174725
take it out and throw it on a wall
>>673174725
Take wet ultramac out of toilet and throw it at a wall
>>673174776
oh my who is that
>>673174811
winrar
>>673174822
Winrar
>>673171647
SURVEY TIME.
https://www.mcdvoice.com/
>>673174811
>>673174811
FIRST THIS
>>673174822
>>673174822
THEN THIS
HOLY FUCK OP
>>673174811
sides are pretty much gone now....
>>673173940
try harder to let everyone know that you are a newfag
>>673170926
Ask for a McNigger.
>>673174969
jesus christ you're late
>>673174725
KEK This thread!
OP is a Heterosexual!
Absolute madman.
>>673174969
69 demands you fulfill.
>>673174811
>>673174811
See you guys on /r/4chan :^))))))
>>673174856
Seconded. Need a name
>>673174596
Post what you've got so far!
>>673175190
holy shit
>>673175190
OP you absolute madman
>>673175190
lmfao jesus christ
>>673175190
Born too late to explore the world.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time to watch OP order 5 big macs, sit on them, put them on his keyboard, attempt to flush them, and then attempt to finish eating them
>>673175190
Holy kek
>>673174725
OP you madman. You restore my faith, that all OPs will deliver
If these requests were too insane, like "put a hamburger in your ass" op would have backed out
>>673175190
OP, I love you.
take it out of the toilet and throw it at your neighbors window
>>673175190
>>673175190
someone screen cap this shit
>>673175190
I love this. Thank you OP. Bless you.
>>673175190
You are a god among men.
>>673175190
someone fucking screencap this thread
Put it in your pants and wear them for one day
>>673175190
OP = Not + Faggot
Is OP kill? Or just about to need broad spectrum antibiotics?
Toasting in epic bread.
Thank you OP.
>>673175530
Roll
Op is ded
Someone needs to screencap this madness
>>673174906
Take the survey, OP. Describe the experience.
>>673175530
rolling
>>673170926
God bless you, op
>>673175190
>>673175190
JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING MAD MAN
This entire thread
>>673175735
do this, and be as descriptive as possible
Postin in bread
>>673175530
Rolling stones
invite friend over and give them the big mac
Does it feel like there's an elephant on your chest op? Can you taste pennies?
>>673172377
>>673172515
What a waste
Go find a homeless person and give him a burger
>>673175190
mfw he actually does all this shit
>>673175190
Wtf
bury it in the ground so a beautful big mac tree will sprout
>>673175902
how about YOU go find a homeless person and give them a burger you fucking saint
fuck you
>>673175902
OP has been working his ass off to bring us top quality OC, and you bitch. Please go away and never come back.
>>673175971
I know, right? This thing is just a beaut!
I just wish OP would go back to McD's and order some more food for /b/ to command.
someone post the fuccin screencaps!!
>>673175902
Faggot get out
OP finally delivers
This time there wasn't a dick up his ass
>>673175902
DIE CANCEROUS FAGGOT!
Welp. This is gonna be in one of those "best threads of all time" threads.
>>673175997
Im going to find your mother and fuck her how about that
>>673171429
McDicks is a popular name for it here in Canada, you ultra-cuck.
>>673176021
OP delivered but that anon who requested to throw it on the floor is an autist
Toasting in an epic bread
>>673176211
You are the autist here. You realize you are on /b/ not on 9gag right?
OP are you still with us?
Is OP kill? Did we actually do it?
>>673176157
way to reveal how 12 you are
you're embarrassing yourself
Lmfao this fucking thread
>>673175190
put it in your ass
YOU CAN DO IT OP!
I have witnessed savagery.
order some fillet o fish and repeat the process op
>>673176419
I think OP probably has a sore tummy.
>>673175902
>wake up covered in 37 different guys cum
>it's all dried and crumbles as I move
>put two handfuls in my mouth
>god I love that feeling
>move my 496kg ass to the computer
>go on /b/
>see a thread about mcdonalds
>instant boner
>see that op is throwing it away
>I start to tear up from anger and sadness
>tell him to give it to homeless people so I won't seem like a fatass craving cumcovered burgers
>tell mom to get mcdonalds
>she slaps me and tells me to get a life
>cries
>there's only one thing that fix this
>suck 56734 dicks
>today was a decent day
>>673176611
Round 2 here we come!
>>673176649
savage
>>673176611
There's no way op is doing this
>>673172001
>madman
>>673176629
Aww. I hope you feel alright op! Sending good vibes from here and on to you!
>>673176611
OP is dead.
God thread.
>>673175190
mad men
Post screencaps
anyone cappin this shit?
>>673177071
>Post screencaps
just scroll up mother fucker
GOT THE ALBUM FOR YOU FAM
http://imgur.com/a/cqtC5
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http://imgur.com/a/cqtC5
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http://imgur.com/a/cqtC5
Its already capped niggers. Go pound your daddys assholes
>>673175190
rekless
>>673177290
Op is a god and you are his servant
posting in epic thread
amazing
>>673177438
Don't even joke about that dude....
>>673177566
dubs command it
9001 apologies
>>673174173
godspeed anon
It's been over 30 minutes. Are you alright OP? We love you bro.
>>673175190
NO WAY NIGGER
>>673174906
T'y for posting receipt op
OP you have done something that hasnt been done in a while. You delivered. Today you were not a faggot. Thank you.
OP here. Just unclogged, cleaned my chair unclogged my toilet and brushed my teeth. Thanks for the help tonight guys. I'm going to sleep it off now. Good night
>>673177950
Good night sweet prince! Thanks for the laugh
>>673177950
OP, I will be making big cums to this board later.
>>673177950
Box em up and get a refund, pubes and shit
>>673177950
Sleep of watching the world burn, my madman friend.
>>673177950
Good night. Sweet dreams. We all love you so much. Thank you OP. Have a good nights sleep.
>>673177950
godspeed, you beautiful bastard
Welp. I'd say this thread was fantastic. Goodnight everybody!
good thread boys, night
>>673170926
Happy meal
-Ask for another toy when you open the meal, because you already got that one
