Hi /b/ 21yo femanon here
I need your advice. Me and Jake, my best friend have known each other since we were both 10 years old. We used to hang around with each other on a daily basis, go cinemas, watch TV together, eat out, hang out, have a laugh, talk about anything, never argue and absolutely love each other with complete trust.
3 months ago, he was acting weird over complementing me, i didn't understand and he eventually admitted he loved me inside and out. But then I got a little upset because I don't and never will feel the same way. He's just not attractive to me and I'm honest about it.
He goes into a mood with me and walks out and ignores my phonecalls, texts. FB messages and even house visits. He apologizes eventually at mine and invites me out and we went to our local cafe... we got talking and asks if we could please have a go. I say yes out of fear of hurting him, but I don't want to date him I just wanna be his friend.
I've really screwed up /b/ and nobody is really giving me any good advice. What makes things worse is, there's a guy I sort of like at the gym but I don't want him getting the wrong idea. How do we regain our best friendship? How do we go back to how it was? I miss it.
What do I do to fix this now /b/?
Pic related: me
Show us your tits, that should fix it.
You don't he will never let go of his feelings they will boil up inside him and tear him apart. I know from personal experience
>>673170804
how would that "fix it"?
>>673170654
Tits or gtfo
send a picture of him
>>673170848
It's rubbish though :( why can't he just find someone else and I will help him do so?? I mean they can control the feelings can't he? They're meant to be a good thing.
>>673170654
trying this fucking hard to troll. you already lost op for the time you spent typing that
Tits or gtfo
>>673170654
You are a man with a penis and unless you whip out the titties we won't tell you anything
>>673170848
/thread
>>673170654
tits and timestamp? read the fucking rules
>>673170654
TL; DR.
Tits with timestamp then state your business.
He's just acting like a bitch tell him to fuck off and grow a pair.
>>673170896
this is him.
>>673170654
You should break contact with him if you're not willing to give him a chance. For his own good ofc. I've been through what he's going through now, and it is torture.
>>673171063
LOL TOP FUCKING KEK M8 this guy has a dash of the downs no wonder you don't want him
>>673170654
>What do I do to fix this now /b/?
You canĀ“t. GGWP
Why don't you elaborate more on the story between you two? Like pic related for ecample
>>673170654
tits and timestamp or gtfo
sage goes in all fields
You fucked up, you tried dating him, he'll never want to just be your friend ever again. It's time to say goodbye to him.
>>673170848
>>673171049
>>673171072
Newfags. Also sage.
>>673170654
Have sex with him and if you dont like it then it wasn't meant to be
>>673170948
You could see if that is an option for him but I've seen this scenario enough to know that it never turns out well. Had a girl I was friends with for a long time wanted to date her but she was not interested. Tore me up inside and drove me to almost become an hero. She set me up with her friend but I had to cut off our friendship so I could focus on having feelings for others.
you should have never accepted to "give it a go"
probably the best thing to do now is telling him the truth, he will be sad, tell him that as he can't change the way he thinks about you, you can't change the way you think about him. tell him that you will be there for him as a friend if he ever wants that friendship back
>>673171049
I know he's hurt and not acting like a man, But insulting him and telling him to man up might not help?? So I should sit him down and tell him it's just not going to work between us and I really just wanna stay friends and that's final? Should I just say it straight? That I don't find him attractive but I do love his personality?
There are rules here am i only one who gives a sht about the rules mark it sage
im in the same position. except for the gym guy.
Now get over your selfish feelings, and dont give a fuck what the gym guy thinks.
hes a crush. not ur soul mate, at least ur friend has been a good friend, atleast u can too.
Become pushy and maybe even alittle manipulative. some people "change" in relationships. and so can you. if u want him to break up with u.
or just suck his dick.
or tell him your not his type and that he deserves better than a skanky hoe like yourself. done
>>673171179
Show me ur dick u faggot
>>673171269
That'll make it worse.
>>673171168
A friendship that lasted 11 years isn't going to die because of one little lie is it? I just want to make him understand my viewpoint.
>>673170654
Fuck off RPtard
>>673171380
no. but u being a cunt probably will.
>>673171380
I know if this happened to me I'd never wanna go back to friends.
>>673171208
Having sex with him is slutty, I don't even get the desire to.. I don't see him that way. He'll just want more won't he? Are you implying that it will make him get over me easier....?
ok on the off chance this isnt a troll
you need to provide some sort of proof; seriously its the rules.
but fuck it.
>How do we regain our best friendship?
Its not going to happen, period. it probably didnt happen for ages, this type of thing doesnt happen overnight, theres a very good chance he "loved" you for years and years but never had the balls to actually say anything about it, if you asked his mum im sure she would turn around and tell you this.
this friend in this friendship is literally over, there is no going back from this type of situation. Period.
if thats you in the image and him in the other image then you're obviously way hotter than he is so hes infatuated with you and always was.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/1/2/13/enhanced-buzz-7836-1357151563-3.jpg
this is literally him right now, hes going to bitch and whine if you do anything except utterly accept him, theres no way around that.
if you dont wanna be a cunt about it, dont try to repair the friendship, its not going to happen, drop it and move on, DO NOT lead him on (you already did by not wanting to hurt him which in retrospect will only hurt him more)
>>673171063
Jesus fuck, burn it
>>673171117
I don't thnk he's mega ugly... I just don't find him attractive. Does that make me a bad person? Don't get me wrong, I do love him.
>>673171402
People are actually falling for this fat neckbeard saying he is a young attractive woman. Wtf /b/, you used to be (marginally) better
>Ok i got you, if he's a man he will understand/ sick it up
Go through with it, ok bear with me. Once it is all and done and still nothing is changed on your thoughts about him, explain so. Just don't call him unattractive, that's rude. Just say you've known him too long, at a point of if it got any more serious it would end up worse for both of you. Let the future carry your friendship and trust throughout the years, and who knows maybe it will blossom into something. Could go a boy further with that but to lazy and lay my treason of thought.
Nonetheless, hope this helped.
>>673170804
>>673170890
>>673170965
>>673171048
the fuck you think this is? tits, timestamp, then business.
>MFW summer in this thread
>>673170654
Why would you come to /b/ with this?
>TITS
>GTFO
Pick one
No time stamp? Top kek
>>673171524
Yes thats exactly what I'm saying either you end up liking it or you both wont like it and he'll leave you alone
>>673171213
So what you're saying is, just because he's being a bit selfish, I have to to terminate our 11 year friendship because he can't contain himself? I don't even know how to reply to his text "so are we meeting up at the park? xx :)" I really don't know what to say.
You need to tell him the truth and then help lead him to another pot of gold. If you know him as well as you say you do then you know what he's looking for. Once he finds another woman that tickles his fancy, he'll be okay. He will probably always have some feelings for you but once you both find other love interests it will be managable. Once your honest with him...go get the guy at the gym!!
It's over bitch, might as well post tits.
>>673170654
You don't you dumb cunt. Leave that poor faggot alone. Either deal with the fact that your best friend is the best possible partner for you, or cut off contact completely, otherwise you are just going to hurt him more. If you really care about him, you'll either start trying to change your tune, or you'll stop all this nonsense. Fucking idiot kids.
seems like that he was friendzoned for 11 years and you didnt even notice. he is a faggot for desiring you so long and just letting you know that late. it is his fault. your friendship will never be the same, because the faggot will be jealous over other boys you will date and act like a pussy. get some girls as best friends instead of female faggot boys who dont have nuts.
>>673170654
TOGTFO
for real OP, tits or gtfo
>>673170654
Not reading. Tits first. Reading later.
>>673171814
IT WAS NEVER A FRIENDSHIP FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW
HE ALWAYS LIKED YOU LIKE THAT, HES A NICE GUY THAT ATTEMPTED TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO A ROMATIC RELATIONSHIP BY BEEN YOUR FRIEND
>>673170654
>>673171814
tell him that you will come with a friend of yours. by doing so, he will see that it is not a date.
>>673170804
>>673170890
She is not attention whoring.
If guyanon asked this he would get mocked but no show dick or gtfo. If you want tits go google porn.
>>673170654
OP you agreed to go out you should keep your word. That does not mean you have to make it a sexual relationship. Try being totally honest with him.
Ex[plain that you are simply not physically attracted to him and want to remain just friends.
Honestly though physical beauty goes away eventually we all get old. That happens a whole lot sooner than most think it will.
Consider that life long marriages are more about being compatible friends then they are about being fuck buddies.
I think you are being horribly vain and foolish.
But it is YOUR life.
>>673171869
Bring him to a crowded area then drop the ball on him so he doesn't make a scene make sure u snapchat it all for l8r keks
>>673172050
you are a disgusting whiteknight
the moment a guy pretends to be a girl here, he is attention whoring
>>673171898
I can't pretend I'm happy with him nor can I have a one night stand to satisfy him. It just doesn't feel right, he's like my best friend as a girl if you get me. Like having sex with a girl. He's just not attractive to me atall, our whole relationship would be fake and I really wanna give it a go but can't. But I'm really hurt though, I don't wanna lose my best friend :'(
lily what the fuck? show your tits or I'll release all your dox info, including your deceased mothers info
>>673172050
are you fucking serious
physical attraction is a major part of the reason why relationships form in the first place, just because you dont find someone unattractive doesnt mean you're automatically going to be compatiable, you should lust after your partner and physical attraction is a huge part of that,
>>673172050
Fucking white knight faggot
No timestamp or anything, in this story that OP is making up, you are the friend. Off yourself faggot
>>673170654
Honestly it won't be the same ever again unless he is able to not feel weird around you after you dump him GG OP u fucked up now tits
>>673171814
Fuck off, just be honest.
He's ugly and weird and you will never ever be attracted to him. He must move on or lose your friendship. Then don't talk to him for a couple of weeks to let him think about everything.
He'll either control his feelings and go back to being a good friend or he won't, in which case he doesn't want your friendship anymore and you should move on.
This shit's so Social Interactions 101 I'm thinking you're either a guy trolling us or an autistic landwhale.
How retarded are people to ask anything serious on /b/?
>>673172046
Oh my god, has he being playing me all this time? If so, what a cunt..
>>673172213
/thread
>>673172101
Yeah I am very proud of my status of "whiteknight".
I have been here a fucking long time.
I have no interest in tits.
If some one asks an honest question I give an honest answer.
Deal with shit the way you want to and I will do the same.
>>673172174
TOUGH SHIT, HAVING A ONE NIGHT STAND ISNT GOING TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAKE HIM WANT YOU MORE BECAUSE IT WILL SHOW YOU HAVE INTEREST IN HIM.
THE BEST WAY OUT OF THIS IS LITERALLY DROPPING THE ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP AND MOVING ON, ANY OTHER WAY JUST PROMOTES MORE DRAMA AND SHITTINESS FROM EVERY SIDE
>>673172046
Go back to tumblr
holy fuck op
I'm on the other end of your situation
I met this girl about a year ago she fine as fuck and we hung out every day and she knows everything about me and I know everything about her and her family is great her mom is great cook she's told me her mom asks how come I never go inside her house anymore because we recently started to hang out less and less due to jobs with differing hours anyway the thing I did was I told her I think we should stop talking and didn't specify because we were supposed to go somewhere today and she didn't text me back but I was going to tell her in person I think I'm starting to catch feelings but yeah she asked why and I just said we should stop talking I forgot how the conversation went but yeah
>>673172048
I like that idea, I'll ring my friend now. Thank you o much that was really helpful!
>>673172050
no. no no no you are a fucking faggot. Simply by being on /b/ this is a tits or gtfo situation motherfucking newfag. If she wanted real advice she should take her ass somewhere else. Faggots like you are the cancer that has ruined /b/
As for the second thing you said, that part is correct.. It is amazing how horribly naive you are about this board but that is sound advice.
>>673172309
turn your caps off autistic faggot jesus
>>673172296
how often do you masturbate to trap porn? honest question, now give me the honest answer
show us boob
>>673172296
HAHAHAHAHAHA
faggot
0/10
>>673172050
haha anyone who has visited this place(/b/) will know what kind a treatment a "hi im a femanon" post will get oh Mr Dashing White Knight. She should try /adv/ since she is indeed looking for advice
>>673172296
you're a newfag. your ip signature is a year or so old. drop the act.
>>673172050
I hope you die asshole,gtfo!
>>673172296
>proud of my status of "whiteknight"
How much fucking gayer can you get? /b/ isn't some fucking therapist website, you don't get what you want just for asking for it. Just because you like dick doesn't mean no one else should get tits. Get your head out of your ass and think about everyone else you greedy cunt
>>673171380
You fucked up. You lied, he can't trust you anymore. You should've just told him the truth he would've at least respected you for it and now when you tell him (you will have to tell him) he will be mad and probably won't talk to you again.
>>673172459
inb4 le new modem isp house vpn excuse
>>673172212
wise woman once said if you don't wanna rip each other's clothes off half the time, then what is the fucking point. But the other half of the equation has to be there. And trust me, women can develop sexual attraction for a person they weren't attracted to at first. The "friendzone" is a load of bullshit made up by vain cunts who have their cake and want to eat it too.
>>673172459
Did you make a gui interface to track his IP address? Faggot
>>673172459
Did you backtrace him after calling the cyber police?
>>673172261
he hasnt been playing you, atleast not purposly, he got it in his head that if he becomes friends with you you will eventually like him for him and not his looks, the problem is this isnt a cartoon and reality exists. physical attraction is a huge part of why people get together in the first place nad if you arnt attracted to him physically then nothing will change that. the best course of action will literally be stop talking to him. the friendship is over, there isnt any way back and there will never be (unless its slike 20 yhears down the road and hes matured; doubtful.)
what you should tell him with that bullshit text is "no; saying yes to your question was a mistake and i dont want it to happen, im sorry i have to be truthful here but it needs to be said, i do not find you physically attractive and i think we need some time apart, if this entire friendship has been a sham for you to "get with me" then you need to sort yourself out."
THEN NEVER INITIATE CONTACT AGAIN
I came to this thread expecting op to be bullied into showing tits. b is truly cancer now.
Femanon posting selfie on b = attention whore = tits or gtfo, math is simple.
>>673172360
you are welcome. honestly, your friendship wont be the same as it used to be. you should know that. each time he will see you, he will feel the desire to have you as gf. even tough he will date other girls, he was 11 years with you. he didnt start to love you since yesterday, but since a long time ago. you should know that. take you time and start to meet him less. date other boys, so that he recognizes that you arent interested in him. it his a hard experience for him, but if he is man enough, he will deal with it.
>>673170948
unless he never sees you again ever, he cant control those feelings. I had my first gf who i felt like i loved dump me over the smallest thing, shes moved on and is with another guy now but I still love her, that never goes away, you're just forced to hide it deeep down so you're not called a beta obsessive type of cunt
>>673172584
Cyber police here
>>673172584
no closer to this >>673172569
but more scripty
>>673172544
exactly goddamnit. these fucking tumblrfags need to go back to tumblr with their feelings and their faggyknighthood.
>>673171063
Kylo ren meets school shooter no. 3658625
>>673170654
Tits or GTFO
>>673172568
of course the other half of the equation has to be there but to be in such a predicament where one side likes the other and its not reciprocated is complete bullshit for half the party because it makes them out to be the bad guy when in reality its completely the opposite, OP's friend is merely trying to gtet the other half of the equation (as you put it) to be there without any of the first half, which is stupid. you should be compatible on both halfs otherwise its just going to lead to a dead bedroom, if it happened at all.
>>673170654
Well i'm not going to lie to you. There is no way of it going back to the way it was. You'll have to tell him the truth if you don't want him to be too emotionally scarred. But believe me when I say it'll never ever go back to what you guys have. Odds are is that he felt that way about you for a long time. And now that you know he'll never be able to be "just friends." Set things right and let him live his life as much as he can. Let him go and don't keep him chained down. If you remain in contact with him he'll keep holding onto you. Don't torture him.
1. Sleep with him
2. Back to normal
whats your problem?
>>673171063
HAHAHAH FUCKIN TOP KEK I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND IT'S 12am
if thats really you in the op post then this fag is so delusional hahaha his face cracks me up, saving that one
>>673172744
but make sure he knows its only once to remove tention. dont be a stuck up bitch. just put out.
>>673171620
hahhah top kek bro
>>673172737
kid needs to grow some balls and just go fuck some other bitches, ignore this dumb bitch, and when she realizes she missed out tell her to fuck off.
NOW TITS OR GTFO OP
>>673172787
okay settle down spaz.
>>673172050
Maximum tipping
plottwist: OP is actually the guy here >>673171063 and the girl posted is the girl who friendzoned him
>>673172855
did you see the kid
he'd be lucky to get a prostitute to fuck him
>>673172830
Exactly
>>673172866
maximum samefagging.
>>673172594
You're so right, if our friendship means so much then his feelings for me shouldn't matter. I'll ring him now, I think it needs to be said.
>>673172619
Same good advice, ringing him.
>Pretend to be femanon w/ typical problem
>Wait for eventual timestamp/tits GTFO
>Play dashing white knight
>double the bait double the pleasure
i like sage, its good for cooking
troll is real
>>673172909
You obviously have no idea how prostitutes work. They will fuck snuffleupagus if he has enough greenbacks in his pocket.
>>673172971
you just fucked my head. saged and hidden. i feel so dum..
virgins cant be friends with chicks. it rally truly is impossible. he will never break those feelings for you until the day he finds a 40oz in one hand a shorty in the other and hes bout to go and stick it.
>>673172909
HAHAHA this kid is cracking me up so much
>>673172971
OOOH BABY A TRIPLE
>>673171814
>>673170654
>just because he's being a bit selfish
oh fuck you. Could just as easily say you're being selfish by not giving dating a chance.
The truth is neither of you are being selfish. He can't control how he feels about you, and you can't control how you feel about him. The only way you are ever going to be friends is if he gets a girlfriend and loses interest in you as a romantic partner (if you want to be pro-active about fixing things, you could actually help him get a girlfriend). Otherwise just walk away.
btw, walking away is a perfectly valid option. From the way you reacted it seems like you were a little insulted that he'd think he'd be good enough for you. In which case you clearly don't think much of him and he'd probably be better off without you. Also, if he does stop loving you, you may find that actually what you liked about the friendship was not so much his company, but the fawning attention he gave you.
>>673172858
Haha sorry /b/ro that face just makes me lost my shit with laughter
>>673170654
JUST STRAIGHT UP BE FUCKING HONEST WITH HIM, IT MAY HURT BUT AT LEAST HE KNOWS YOU'RE BEING HONEST WITH HIM FEMANON
Tell him that you want to stay friends, you're not interested in a relationship and that you just can't fucking stay in that if one doesn't feel the same for another
Do it over the phone or while hanging out at the cafe or something
I personally know how much it fucking sucks to be in a relationship that's one sided, so I would suggest that you'll have to be straight up, tell him that you want and miss how it used to be, etc
Good luck, femanon
>>673172212
BS Arranged marriages have been happening since the dawn of time. 70% of marriages these days fail. Again nothing wrong with being attracted to one another.
But OP says they have been "friends" since they were 10. She could be very happy but she is attracted to some meat bag at a gym.
That is lust and vanity and neither of those lead to life long relationships.
Trust and Love are far more important.
>>673172213
Fuck you ya wanker.
I don't care if OP is trolling or not.
I gave my answer it is my opinion.
You can believe what ever you want. IDGAF.
>>673172363
Kiss my ass.
You are not cress at all just another reddit fag interested in the lulz.
>>673172372
Never even once.
I prefer twinks to traps.
>>673172422
Proud to be one of the last remaining humans on /b/.
>>673172442
Just saying you are female is not cause for TOGTFO. If her being female is related to her question then it is perfectly OK to admit it.
>>673172487
Fuck off.
>>673172459
LOL yeah my IP signature.
Honey I was on the net in 1988 I am very oldfag.
I have computers that are older than you.
>>673172544
/b/ random it is what ever the fuck you want it to be. You do not own it unless you recently changed your name to Hiro?
Hell Moot was known to give a bit of advice on occasion. Wh6y the hell do you think he created a random board?
>>673172866
I don't wear fedoras. 100% Stetsonfag here.
You will never see me tip my hat to the like of you.
>>673173136
yet you dont know about seed tracking. feels bad man
>>673170654
Kill yourself and feel the sweet release that with your last dying thought that you caved into not wanting to hurt a friend.
>>673172261
I can actually hear the wheels turning inside your tiny mind, processing this in a way that will turn him into the bad guy
you are not a good person
Are woman really this dumb? No man EVER will feed a horse that who wouldĀ“nt wanna ride.
If heĀ“s a single and not a blood relative (this may or may not aply) He wants to get in your pants no fucking exception.
>>673173136
>dedication
Either you're the whitest knight fag around or the best troller. Either way, sage goes in all fields.
Just tell him straight up you just want to remain friends. And tell him if he doesn't stop then you'll just have to end the friendship.
>>673173136
op here. look youre really smart. do you have skype i can add and talk to you away from this thread?
>>673173136
Condescending cunt. I believe it's time you made the change from 4chan to Tumblr, better suited for faggots like you
>>673170654
first off all never say sorry for the next thing cuz he wil then pin the idea on you that it's your fault.
Jake i don't like you in the way you like me i just want to be friends i hope you can act like a man and take your loss like one. I hope for you, you wil find someone else you like(btw he picked you because he thinks he has a shot because you have been friends already)
>>673173136
THE POWER OF MOOT COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF MOOT COMPELS YOU
GO BACK TO TUMBLR YOU FAGGOT
>>673172422
youve painted yourself into your own faggot corner. lol i was already sorry for you.
>>673173289
Cancer
>>673173136
Need your opinion on >>673172353 I did the right thing, right?
>>673173261
I have forgotten more about ICMP then you will ever know.
>>673171269
Wow such a vain bitch, u will most likely never find someone who cares for you as much as him but you dont like him only due to his looks
>>673173136
virgin detected
>>673171063
Yikes. Real fuckin' Peep Show situation you've got going on, huh? The poor bastard never stood a chance. Let him down. The entire relationship has already changed and will always be changed. There's no resolving this in the way you want. Either he'll stick around and be disappointed every time you're with another man or he'll just grow apart from you and move on. I say let him move the hell on. Don't make him orbit, you frosty bitch.
>>673173136
This >>673172442 meant that any femanon at any post in here (/b/) will eventually get a newfag/oldfag dropping the timestamp on them
>or so a wise old SAGE told me
>>673173501
Yeh, now you can sneak into her house, impregnate her and she won't know. It's a win-win
>>673173511
youre registered as 211XXXXXX and have been since jan 7th 2014. why deny it. jesus this is pointless.
Literally no way to fix it, move on, most likely he will become super depressed and off himself or chase after you and off you. Pretty shit situation both ways, but y'know love and shit right or he could get over it, who knows. This is most likely a b8 anyways, fuggit i'll bite.
>>673173136
https://youtu.be/eVTXPUF4Oz4?t=53s
>>673170654
JESUS CHRIST JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU BITCH!! YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE YOU WILL CREATE BY THINKING THINGS CAN "REVERSE" OR "GO BACK" FUCKING GIRLS AND THEIS LACK OF LOGIC FUCK ALL YALL BITCHES GTFO
>>673173400
>whitest knight fag
100% this.
I do enjoy an occasional bit of trolling though or I would not be on 4chan.
Best part is I decide how I react to a thread and not just "bleat" and be a sheep to a bunch of ignorant /b/tards.
>>673173514
I'm not shallow or vain, I just don't find him physically attractive.
>>673173709
stop having an autism attack. turn caps off and go grab a glass of water
>>673170654
things change. accept that. its never gonna be the way it was. get over it
>>673173413
Sorry no I do not Skype.
Throwaway email is [email protected]...
That is the only info I will share on /b/..
>>673170654
Friendship is overrated
Anyway, true friendship between males and females of breeding age is impossible. Always tension.
>>673173733
>filename
>oldfag
>prideful white knight
ishiggydyg
>>673173787
but HE does right? so this is HIS fault!? You've done NOTHING?? LEAVE HIM ALONE! GTFO
>>673173787
wanna sextext with me, baby?
>>673173733
I'm sorry I couldn't read your post there seemed to be some interference. Almost like you had so many dicks in your mouth and butt that your post was distorted by the sheer amount of faggotry. Finish sucking off all those SJWs and make sure you lick up all the jizz, let that big black cock go off in your ass, then try and post again.
>>673173886
I'm having both coffee anf water within my reach :)
>>673173733
WKing is a form of meta trolling the entry level trolls, so I think I'm fine with that.
OP is butthurt, posters are hutthurt, I'm ok with this.
>>673173890
i dont use email :( was hoping to meet you properly.. oh well.
>dont be a sucker know the bluffer
Remember, your Creamy Polenta with Roasted Corn taste better with fresh sage
>>673170654
Oh my, the bait!
>>673171063
Napoleon Dynamite
>>673173109
>>673172956
If the relationship means something to him then I'm sure he doesn't want to lose that but making a grand stand like that is immature. You have to recognise that perhaps althpugh he may want to continue to be your friend, the hurt from unreciprocated romance may make it extremely difficult. He may feel its better for his own health to cut contact, and thats okay. He may need a little time away, and you may find if you do become friends again it will never be the same and you will to accept that. He's a person, not your blanket
your mother killed her self. now post pussy cuz your tits are flat as fuck.
the fact that this post is just trolling friendzoned betas makes me feel more like a man.
>>673174019
"meta trolling the entry level trolls"
ohmygodmysidesareinorbit.png
Make sure to cup the balls while you suck his dick.
>>673173413
>>673173890
I didn't write that, some anon did. I just rang him and told him exactly the truth. I told him how I'm sorry I just don't find him physically attractive and I just want to remain best friends forever and that I loved him. He got a bit aggressive and told me I was nasty to do that, I apologized and said I didn't want to lose him. He said it's fine, and he was crying a little down the phone... ='/ I told him that just so he knows there's a guy I'm sort of interested in at the gym and he told me to never speak to him again and that I'm the most manipulative, disgusting, shallow bitch he encountered. Well, that didn't work out too well. He removed and blocked me on facebook just now and ignoring me. I think I fucked up permanently.
>>673174323
being a slut is difficult....spread your legs and enjoy the devastation you wreak....bitch
>>673174467
this pic wins the internet XDDDDD
>>673174323
>I told him how I'm sorry I just don't find him physically attractive
Way to cushion the blow
>>673174323
good you maximum bait, now take off that pesky underwear and show all of us thirsty pervs some of whatcha got goin down under. sharpie in pooper with timestamp or it won't get us all the way there.
>>673174323
If you're real, you did fine. At that point he's just really hurt that you don't see him like that when all he can see is you, and then you talk about this other guy and he probably thinks you like him as much as he likes you. Just hurt feelings all around
>>673174157
god fine you pigs
Op you make me sick. Theres no fixing anything. He will always love you. If you dont feel the same way, save him the pain and leave. Him watching you date "gym guy" is fucked and will result in his an hero. If you are best friends with a guy since you were ten then he should mean more to you than some asshole at the gym. All it tells me is you are a conceited bitch. Honestly kill yourself and save everyone else the misery. Youll get more attention that way you cunt.
>>673174323
LOL better off without him if he's that much of a beta faggot, but yeah not so smart telling him about your weightlifting faggot
Oh well atleast I got quality laughs from this face >>673171063
Plus if that's really you then wow 11/10 nice work
>>673174323
Maybe he'll come back after sometime
You have to tell him that you still want him around and everything and that you're not willing to lose a friendship like that
Like one of the anons said earlier, walk away if you need to, maybe try and talk to him if that's what you want
He'll probably come back though
>>673174323
There was no reason to tell him about another romantic interest, that only serves to humiliate him and dent his self esteem.
>>673174559
FINALLY thank u! nice pussy btw
>>673174559
can you plz write
"I'll miss you Jake" on your tummy right above that delicious looking oriface.
>>673174299
>>673174323
OP is a troll, WK is a fag, people expecting tits are hitting f5 like it's their first piece of ass.
>>673174559
op delivers. now time stamp
>>673174559
not bad opp
>>673174733
>>673174700
foolish fool is foolish
>>673174663
yeah retarted af if she was trying to keep the friendship, bitch must only get by with her looks lol
>>673170654
You did nothing wrong. Simply, that's how life works. Sorry to say, but your friendship is over. Fuck/date him or forget him forever.
>>673173423
>>673173458
As I said before I have been on /b/ a very long time.
I never use reddit or tumblr.
If you want to move on feel free.
I am here until the site goes 404..
>>673173515
I wish. I am at the prostate exam and ED phase of life sunshine.
>>673173583
Feel free to demand tits all you want.
I answered OPs question.
That's the wonderful thing about freedom of choice.
>>673173620
Not even close.
I am behind 7 proxies.
Don't make me back trace you LOL..
>>673173708
I do not follow links from /b/ feel free to summarize it if you wish.
>>673173902
Pic is just for you.
>>673173969
No no pwease do not call us a fag.
LOL You ARE the weakest link.. Good bye.
>>673174019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqDy3vcWxiw
>>673174028
Sorry..
>>673174323
No problem. It was a weak attempt to bait for dox.
too many faggots here who are butthurted because a girl told her male friend that she doesnt want to date him. he is a faggot, so are you. grow some nuts and date hot girls who are down to fuck insteat being friendzoned with the only girl you know.
>>673174700
>>673174705
>>673174736
Are you guys autistic? That's not her. She is not real, It's some neckbeard. Even if she is real look at the skin colour difference ffs
>>673174796
nope that is mine.. im just sick of everyone asking, smartanon. your all animals.
>>673174817
Hitler did nothing wrong. She has probably done plenty. Like not timestamping that vag or putting the sharpie in the pooper.
>>673174831
fuck off outta here with you faggotry faggot no one cares about your daddy issues
>>673174831
hahaha dude seriously, you are the weakest link goodbye? Man you're savage. That line is so old I think my grandma used it to diss her nurse one time.
>>673170654
you are so hot. post nudes, pls!
>>673174559
pls write property of john C above pussy thank op :)
>>673174323
C'est la vie.
You made your choice.
Time to move on.
Assume you aren't fake OP, straight up tell the guy to fuck off. My best female friend had a crush on me for a long time, until she finally told me. Looks play a big part ina relationship despite it being shallow as fuck. I told her no straight up. You can't put yourself in a situation where you aren't enjoying the relationship. It's doomed to fail, and the longer it lasts, the more your friend gets hurt.
>>673174663
>>673174802
I just didn't want him finding out and think I was taking the piss later on. What should I have done? I'm sure he'll come back and accept it right? Then we can be BFF'S?
>>673172544
Australian detected
>>673174559
WOW not bad op id fuck you
>>673174831
>>673174999
also check my sick trips bro. you jelly?
>>673175080
Yeh cunt
>>673174323
the fact that people are second guessing if this is actually a girl now is great.
>>673175057
He really should be more important to you than you've been saying if he's really your best friend. Why are you expecting him to crawl back like a dog
>>673170654
op youre fucked
>>673175057
Should've been honest with him from the start
Just hope he comes back and that you two get shit going on again, i guess
If he won't be friends with you because you won't date him, then he isn't a true friend
>>673174559
op that's your pussy? nice :3
>>673174831
come on, you know you need one
Tits+timestamp then we give best advice. Promise.
>>673175057
nah doubt it, he's so fucking beta he will be crying in his room for the next 20 years and emerge as a wizard
But yeah you two are done, no saddle club or barbie play time anymore
>>673175057
You better post a pic of you on every reply. That thread makes no sense because nobody knows if you are replying or it's just some random troll.
>>673174559
op delivered. saved and screen capped you dumb bitch.
>>673170654
We don't give life changing advice for free. Tits or GTFO.
>>673175227
fucking kek
>>673174930
See image here >>673174831
>>673174999
I am probably your grandma's first lover youngster.
You do know us old farts invented this little thing called the internet right?
I used to run BBS's like Wildcat and Major before you were born.
Go read and perhaps learn something from history.
>>673170654
you wish for him to be in pain and miserable? then go ask for him to just be your friend.
>best case scenario, he falls inlove with some1 else in a couple of years but has to endure true hardships by just being near you
>worst case scenario, he lives his whole life being friends with you but never get over his feelings. thus staying single and one day realizes he's lonely and kills himself.
Just be a good fucking friend OP and appreciate that you two had a good run but sadly the friendship has come to an end.
>>673175057
Are you virgin lol
OP bait confirmed.
>>673174559
finly
not badÄ
>>673173787
Oh really?? You are not shallow nor vain? Yet you deny the love of a man who knows you deeply and cares about you?? Yet youd rather go with the muscular guy from the gym who is most probably a douchebag??
>>673175227
OK that made me chuckle.
>>673174700
>>673175015
>>673175097
>>673175207
Even if it were real (which it isn't) you guys are pathetic
>>673175341
if you're so old why are you on /b/ with a bunch of 12-year olds. I'm gonna stop making fun of you now because I honestly feel sorry for you. I'm sorry I made fun of you earlier. I hope things get better. Don't give up hope. 40 is the new 30.
>>673175350
No... Lost it at 14, u?
>>673170654
I'm a bit late on this, but I will give you my insight.
We, as humans, are now tought by social media to be attracted to people who "look hot". Your friend, I assume, is not a "hot" looking guy therefore you don't see the attractiveness in him and the love, trust, honesty and compassion that he offers.
I strongly suggest going to this site.
www.laddertheory.com
>>673175420
idc it is real and id smash
>bom chicka wow wow WOW!
>>673170654
cute slut. nudes?
>>673170654
He's a fucking pussy if he can't take no for an answer. Tell him you're already dating a guy and say I don't want our friendship to go into ruins.
Friendship >
>>673175393
/thread
well, about the muscly douchebag part 100%
But if I was a girl i couldn't date that hideous fucker either ć ć ć ć ć ć ć
>>673175491
>14
A little too late, but not bad at all. Story of it?
>>673173620
Can you do mine as well?
>>673175477
check em compassionate dub
WTF sarah jason just linked me this are you fuckin retarded bitch?
>>673175587
OP wasn't an illiterate autist fagggggot
>>673175477
Because I enjoy anonymous image boards.
OC is rare anymore but this place invented the meme.
Do you even know where you are?
12 year olds are underage and B&.
(Not that that stops them)
But yeah I am a "founder".
I browse wherever the fuck I want.
>>673175492
This.. I forgot about that site.
I agree with this guy... read that shit
>>673175681
cool story bro.
>>673175656
how do you know?
>>673175632
jake im sorry please accept my call!
>>673175632
solid b8/8 m8
>>673171063
So /b/, what do you say? Shall we find this bloke?
>>673175420
newfag? welcome here, bruh
>>673174323
Oh well, now that he's gone you can go to the gym and bone that chad, ride the cock carousel until your all used up and looking for a meal ticket, then go banging on his door in desperation, i am sure he'll want you then.
>>673175235
Thank you so much /b/. I guess if he really cares about me he'll come back. One last question, this guy at the gym is so hot... we had a conversation 2 days ago and he said I'm really hot too. I think I'm falling in love with him, I've never felt this way before. How do I give him the hint to ask me out?? I'm interesting in seeing more of him.
>>673175796
hahahaha fucking lol. bitch you'll be lucky if he doesn't smack the shit out of you after putting his ass on blast here.
>>673173545
Gotta agree with this guy, he knows where it's at.
What you're doing to this poor guy is making him think he has a chance. You're giving him that thought. It is your fault.
You said you'd been honest before, but I doubt that, because if you had been completely honest he probably wouldn't speak to you.
Don't keep him around because it makes you feel better, cut ties, cut your losses, get banged by the guy from the gym.
>>673174559
The file name is a timestamp of its own!! Its real b
>>673171179
>oldfag on 4chan
>4chan
quit pretending, loser
>>673175880
>implying anything itt is true
poor innocent
>>673175880
omg :(
>>673175857
Vanity. This IS YOUR future >>673175848
You have made a very stupid choice.
>>673170654
tits fucking when, OP
>>673175857
oh man, just when I thought this was le ebin meme thread this 0/10 bait happens. Your sage rating just went from 8/10 to 5/10. You're probably some old forgetful fucker though.. nobody is perfect..
>>673175132
Fucking legend mate. Have a good night cunt.
>>673175857
>talked to this guy maybe once or twice
>muscles make your fanny wet
>omgeeee i think i'm falling in love with him
p.s go kill yourself
>>673175080
Well you are on an Australian website.
>>673175857
Let's just hope that gym guy doesn't make you feel how your friend feels, femanon
>/b/ giving advice to a femanon who didn't even post tits
you newfags disgust me
>>673176058
lol this is all fake if you can't see that you're a very special boy. I'll make sure to let your mommy know you deserve 5 GBP towards some nuggies.
>>673176058
>>673172050
You must be new here.
>>673176151
gbp ? I'm abit to special to understand your faggot speak
>>673176047
Cheers cunt, you're a bloody legend. You too mate.
>>673175857
It's a chad. He would fuck whatever he wants it, then forget about you when he were bored of using you like a fucktoy.
So just wait, whore. He would make the unfamous chad's Move soon probably.
>>673175681
This reminds me of that fat hambeast on Facebook that talked about being a famous tripfag on 4chan. Anyone have the pic?
>>673176215
he is actually claiming to be "founder" lvl oldfag that just loves to browse /b/
Probably some 14-year old tumblrtard that thought it'd be fun to pretend to be an adult today.
>>673176175
No fun if you live your life never taking some fresh bait m8
>>673176215
If you read a thread from top to bottom before you fired up your reply?
You would already know the answer.
(Fuck probably not old enough to vote either?)
lol'd so hard
make a new thread, OP
>>673175158
Looking at the picture of that wanker tells me he will crawl back to OP like a fucking maggot.
He clearly has 0 self esteem and will remain a beta virgin for the rest of his life.
Just leave it be, he's a lost case
>>673176305
Funny that image was probably the best clue as to who I am..
Ah well newfags gonna be newfags..
(Is it summer already?)
>>673176321 fair enough
>Thats it for my random pics
>Im out of this shithole
>Remember, when cooking, add plenty of sage
>>673175857
I think you should pursue this gym guy, because you deserve everything you get out of that relationship.
>>673170654
why do you even hang out with ugly people ur dumb lol
>>673175520
That anon here, i know i wouldnt do it either just wanted to remark how vain and shallow she is
>>673175857
Completely lost it with this one. Was decent bait until now. Pathetic.
>>673173328
And you're a fucking retard. We all have problems.
>>673176489
My first time witnessing this level of faggotry, you've made this board covered with even more shit than OP did, I'm out once this is posted thread is so dead, thanks for being such a fucking retard twelvie!
>>673176526
>Was decent bait until now
>until now
fucking normies
>>673176086
Isn't this a Singaporean chichlid appreciation board?
>>673170654
Cut him out of your life so you can go on with yours and he can go on with his. He'll never stop feeling the way he does, and you won't either.
>>673176319
LOL 14 + 35
Do you know what the Kermit protocol is?
>>673170860
Where do you think we are?
>>673173709
Looks like somebody got cucked. Pro-tip: drink a gallon of bleach, then cry and jack off to the memory of the girl who left your autistic, creepy ass until you die.
>>673176489
I think you need to lay off the semen mate. I feel like offing myself so.wtinea because I've been coming here for a couple of years, you must be a special sort of autist if you've put up with this hellhole for longer than that.
>>673176636
>rrrreeeeeeeeeeeee
Was sure stringing enough faggots along, was also funny to see Mr le white night.
>>673176916
Oh it is just one of many sites I frequent.
If I decided to an hero based on the shit folks put online? I would have been dead in 2001.
>>673176999
No old timey wallpapers for jew.
>>673176999
Jealous much, normie? Go back to redit.
>>673170654
Just let him fuck you once.. that's what he really wants in the inner part of himself
>>673176697
I think I know who you are. Lost any of that weight yet fatty? ;) btw for real if it is who I think it is, I legitimately hate you. Like, if we ever met in real life it would take every ounce of my willpower not to kill you. You are by far the biggest piece of shit I've ever run across and I hope your heart gives out under that tub of lard you call a body. You know all these fancy old terms like he does, you have the most cancerous opinions, and you've never done anything worthwhile, just rode other's coattails. Seriously, you should have killed yourself in 2001. This shithole world would be just a little less shitty with you in it.
>>673177783
Gotta go to work now. LOVE YOU TUBBA TUBBA.
>>673177783
You have no clue.
But one day we will meet each other to be sure.
You likely will kill me.
But that will not be the end.
Looking forward to it.
