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/nzg/ - It's a New Zealand thread!
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Who's got nudes of that hoe Kelly nafatali
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I'd cream her pussy, and her sister Dora too
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I want to go for a walk but I already walked the Mount today.

Decisions, decisions.
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Northshore nudes?
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>>673155544
nz girls are rank
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>>673156246
U didnt finish
NZ girls are ranked number 1
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>>673156448
In obesity.
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>>673156448
ranked number one on the ugly scale
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Dunedin meet up Saturday? Bored with fuck all to do this weekend
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Dunners reporting.

Wind is going hundy as today, fuark.
Wish it'd hurry up and rain though.
>>673156661
What have you got in mind?
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>>673156661
is it the usual? we meet up, talk about our cars, do a few skids, and then shove our dicks into the warm exhausts.
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>>673157113
No rain please I walk. Fuck if I know, movies? Sneak a bottle of whiskey into zootopia if it's showing yet
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>>673157283
>zootopia

Spot the furry.
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>>673157470
>2016
>not liking animated kids movies
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>>673157283
>>673157113
are you fucktards like 13 or something? why don't you do the normal thing and just go to the pub for a few brews?
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>>673157604
Because all they'd do is talk about cars and that's boring for everyone else. I'll just get a bottle of grants and go see dead pool by myself again
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>>673157928
dont forget about the part of the evening where they stick their dicks into the car exhaust
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>673157252
kek
>>673157283
There was talk of going to see Deadpool? I'll pass on the drink, but go for gold.
>>673157604
>normal
>4chan
You've answered your own question.
>>673157928
We only talked cars because it was initially just us there. We're sorry, fam.
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>>673158140
Why are original posts even gone?
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Evening boys, Auckland here
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Anyone else into the nz wrestling scene?
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>>673155323
>NZ thread
>Aussie flag
Troll harder, faggot.
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>>673158157
Dunners be chill and give into peer pressure

So I need to bring some non-alcoholic vanilla coke for you
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>>673158211
Yes. I go to weekly meets. Occasionally I get a dick slip into my ass, but I'm getting used to the physicality of it now.
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Still in Hamilton, still looking for tinny house or weed hookup, hmu
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>>673155544
no one gives a shit about that hoe. we just want the new lacey nudes or anna small nudes
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Hello!
DGG reporting in before work. :)
Hows life down there?
Addison is a Nazi
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>>673158263
2edgy4me
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Sup pussies, hibiscus coast reporting in
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chch reporting in
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Seriously. Fuck off Indians.

No one likes you. The only thing you are good for is creating incentive to use the pay-at-pump to avoid going into the gas station to have to converse with you short ugly motherfuckers.

Fuck off.
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>>673158802
indian master race reporting. i will fuck all of your women. praise ganesh
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Who will be Australia's next Masterchef?
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Chch reporting. Fuck you Josh
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fuck NZ. I'm coming for your bitches.
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>park my car at uni
>put $20 into parking machine
>machine says I haven't deposited money, won't print ticket
>go to head office
>"don't worry, lots of students have had the same problem. Leave a note in your windshield with your details :)"
>thank god, not gonna get a massive fine
>leave note
>go to class
>1 hour later
>go outside
>car is towed
>call tow people
>$250 to get it back
>walk an hour across Auckland to get my car
>bought the car yesterday, too
>mfw
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>>673158931
Napier here. Go fuck yourself Magic Boy :P
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>>673158732
>Addison is a Nazi
Lol.

I like how you told me not to say your name yet you say mine all the time in these threads. Why arer you so naughty?
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>>673159054
Everyone knows your name.
Im pretty sure nate dropped it too one time
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>>673158987
kek. thats what you get for living in shitty auckland
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>>673158211
Yes. I talk about it on the wrestling app "Grindr".
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>>673158761
>>673158761
STOP POSTING THIS YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>673158302
I'll have to drive there, man, which means I'll have to drive back, which means whiskey is no bueno.
I've not drank Coke for years now, but that shit is addictive, bloody hell.
>>673158772
Aye, yo. What's good?
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>>673159112
>Everyone knows your name.
wot

Lies.
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>>673158486
i know a few guys but i'd need a good couple weeks in advance to get anything
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Why are ID's even gone?
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>>673159170
I live on the shore. Every time I go to Auckland this shit happens
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>>673159350
u mad bro? :D
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>Christchurch

Here as usual
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>>673159471
you're still a shitty auckland fag if you live on the shore
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>>673159507
Lol not really.
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>>673159597
i wonder what you're like in person
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i want it to be over how should i go out lads
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>>673159667
Pretty normal, why do you wonder that?
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>>673159708
helium
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>>673158987
Yep parking in the cbd is one giant scam
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>>673159302
Not great tbh. ex boyfriends loosing his shit and talking about an-heroing. Deleted me from skype and facebook.
Ending up messaging his sister and then his mum rang me
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>>673159738
just wondering if you're as derpy irl as your calling sign is
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>>673159766
so i've heard but it seems so impersonal

i want to be the one to do it y'know
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>>673159812
Nah, I just used the picture once because it was my most recent download in my reaction pictures folder and i've just ran with it since
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>>673159796
Jesus, hell of an evening. Situation come right yet?
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>>673159947
not really tbh

so like, something more physical then?
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>>673160038
fair nuff
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>>673155544
She'll beat your bitch ass to a pole, bro
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>>673159451
to keep ebil "normies" out.
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>>673160052
Still no word from him. I'm dealing with a lot of my own shit and just don't have the stamina to deal with his too. His mum's keeping an eye on him.
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>>673160308
just let him be an hero. it's natural selection in action.
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>>673160308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4
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>>673160632
>InB4 he jumps off the hills at Sumner.
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>>673160640
It was worth a try eh Dunners?
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>>673155323
woop woop!
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>>673160308
Maybe "normalised" would've been a better term.
Like, he's not going to do anything drastic tonight?
I know the feel. Your heart is in the right place though, so good onya.
>>673160780
Wasn't even me, man. I think we have dedicated individuals for posting that.
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TFW threads are dead as fuck without me
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>>673159708
most noble way to be an hero is to hold up a joint and pretend to be wearing a bomb. the aos will shoot you up in a blaze of glory
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Dunners reporting, bruh
>>673156661
Suggest something and we'll see what the others say. I'm same as other Dunners though, can't drink as I'd be driving, I'm zero limit though
>>673157113
Hey man!
Was pouring down this morning, got out the shower and it was as sunny as ever. Typical though
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>>673161001
No need to rub it in, IDbro.....
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>>673161001
don't even be implying you're idbro cunt
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>>673161001
fuck off cunt. no one wants your shit posts. a dead thread is better than listening to your worthless opinions
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>>673161120
>>673161132
FUCK
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>>673161120
>>673161132
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>673160942
Nah I don't think he's going to do anything drastic. He doesn't have the "balls" to do it so he says.
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>>673161132
he does it to escape his shitty life, even if it's just for a moment
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>>673161102
Got power where you're at? Up in Corstorphine and have power, but in like the next street in Concord the power is out.. not sure how my street gets power or where from so i hope it doesnt go out.
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>>673161120
>>673161132
kek
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Hii friends x

>>673158772
>>673159597
*ships u*

>>673158931
what did i do now
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>>673161292
so he's just a fucking whiny attention whore?
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>>673161350
Yeah, I've got power here. Haven't had the slightest cut or anything
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>>673161413
Basically. He really made me angry, I was so tempted to go to his house and loose my shit at him. Obviously being all touchy feely with him and talking about girly shit doesn't work so I wanted to abuse him and slap him around about.
Boys with daddy issues are as bad as girls.
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>>673161120
>>673161132
I dont go by IDbro anymore
I go by Mr. 300 now
Thanks
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>>673161588
Hoping mine doesn't go out, not sure how i will live. phone's currently on charge so i can use it just in case. whilst typing this my lights flickered.
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>>673161620
kek. guy getting bashed by his missus. no wonder he wants to be an hero. his balls are basically in your handbag
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>>673161620
>Boys with daddy issues are as bad as girls.
Tell us more.
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>>673161723
Nah should be right, man. I don't mind a power outage, would probably make me get some sleep at a decent hour
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>>673161620
Wait, are you talking about pineapples?
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>>673162085
True as fuck though ahaha.

4:30am sleep, 6:30am wake up, 8am class at Poly. done this once this week, not a great idea.
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>>673159451
I don't fuck with cigs, that's the only reason IDbro died
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>>673161102
Hey, mate. You 'right?
Ah, bloody missed it. Didn't sleep well in the night, didn't wake up until midday.
Hanging out for it to rain tonight. Not happening though, just fucking gale force wind instead!
>>673161292
You can rest slightly easier then? No history or anything?
It's a bastard of a thing to deal with. The flip-side is that you can't just keep wearing yourself down propping him up.
You can't really help him if he won't help himself, but I dunno how serious he is so I canna really comment.
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>>673162237
yeah mate, thats not the way to do it, burnt myself out doing that.
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>>673162053
His dad basically didn't have much to do with him and he was raised by him mum so no male rolemodel in his life and he tried to overcompensate.
>>673162228
Nah that's a different ex but that's a whole nother story lol
>>673162384
We we're together for 3 years and I basically carried him.
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>>673162237
Those 8am classes are a fucking killer
Otago Poly? What studying, if I haven't asked before, man?
>>673162384
Yeah man, good, and you?
She was fair pouring down when I woke up around 10:30 but yeah, had cleared up really quickly and was quite nice around 12
Wind is going hundys, am I right?
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>>673162536
let him be an hero. weight off your shoulders
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>>673162520
Won't be doing it again, latest i normally go to sleep is about 1am on a night that i have classes the next day.
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Hi guys Ravi here lol.
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>>673162632
the guilt would kill me
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>>673162243

>Falling for the idbro is dead troll
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>>673162739
you could be an hero too. modern day ro-emo and juliet
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>>673162723
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>>673161411
can we do something at least mildly gay pllllsssssss
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>>673162536
If he keeps it up, report it to the appropriate people and get him committed under the mental health act. Then maybe he'll get some help to sort it out.
I mean it's a cry for help, so get him help whether he wants it or not and be done with it.
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>>673162565
I'm studying the Bachelor of IT.

8am classes are the worst but i feel like i learn't more in the 8am class than other classes so it's a tough choice.
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Need qt 3.14 boys for very sexual high impact hugs and touching of butts in auckland.
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>>673162829
I can actually fix my life and I have good things going. Plus it would kill my parents, I love them and I couldn't do that to them.
>>673162947
I've told his mum and he's been getting help. He lives with her and has worked mental health in the past. She knows what to do.
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>>673162937
I like his hat
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>>673163022
Oh true, I'm CIT at the moment, pretty sure I've chatted to you on here before?
I half near fall asleep during the 8am classes, so ups to you for being able to learn shit in them
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>>673163049
;~;

>>673163150
me too i love his hair colour
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>673159368
Ah, well hopefully I will be sorted by then
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>>673163240
We may actually before yeah, also might have seen each-other at polytech too.
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>>673159368
Ah, well hopefully I'll be sorted by then
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>>673162536
Why'd you guys split then? It's not nice, but you can't just carry him forever. >>673162947 speaks truth, better than I ever could.
>>673162565
Eh, nothing day. You know the deal.
Well it should kick off at 10:30 tonight then, that'd be nice!
Chur, g0ez hrd 4 wat it iZ
>>673163113
Fucking real talk about parents.
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>>673163271
sorry too lewd?
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Got a mates party on the weekend, don't want to drink beer, too high in calories but haven't got the money to get vodka or anything.

What do and do what?
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>>673163441
Possibly, can't say I go around looking at faces and what not too often
Have taken note of the decent amount of attractive chicks who study first floor on D block, though
>>673163483
Know that all too well
Would be, are we forecast for any tonight, though?
Kek
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>>673163664
Naw it just sounded nice and not in auckland
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>>673163113
Are you fat?
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>>673163748
Burn off said calories with drunken antics!
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>>673163748
stop being a bitch and just drink beersies
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>>673163748
Don't drink
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>>673163483
I realized some stuff. My bro has autism and one day I asked him to look after him for an hour. Which involves being on the property and telling anyone that shows up to fuck off. He refused even when I offered him money and then told me he hated my brother.
It dawned on me that I was the man of the relationship, I carried, I spent money on him, I drove him everywhere he needed to go and the one time I needed him he let me down.
And I want children, how can a person that couldn't even keep an eye on my brother for an hour help me raise a child.
How could I support a grown man, provide for him and children on my own?
So it ended.
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>>673163790
I'm 47.5 Kg's, by BMI I am underweight.
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>>673163984
holyshit, post pics
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>>673163929
You want kids? Why?
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>>673163984
BMI is bullshit though, doesn't account for muscle mass or the like
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>>673163929
you replaced a child with a suicidal fag. if you persevere with the dating game, maybe you can upgrade to a junkie for your next bf
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>>673163762
noone is
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>>673163759
Are you doing the CIT or CITSS? are there any girls in your class(es)?
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>>673163984
Do you have a job?
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>>673164214
savage mate. shes pretty based, she deserves someone that can provide her with modicum of support
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>>673164438
CIT. Yeah, there's two
That's gotta be the shitty part about doing I.T though
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>>673163759
I think we were, but it looks like it's gone away.
Bloody robbed by nature.
>>673163929
Fuckin' hell, man. You made the right call to end it, not that you need me to tell you that.
How come you guys are still in contact though? Doesn't sound like it's doing you any good. I know things aren't that simple, but still
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>>673164514
I'm a butcher.
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>>673164603
It's Dunedin though, it'll be snowing before you know it!
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>>673164646
I'm a baker.
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>>673164591
I just don't understand females in IT. not trying to be sexist or anything but you kinda get what i mean?
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>>673164068
Because I have babysat my whole life and looking after kids is the one thing I'm good at.
>>673164205
I have neither muscle nor mass.
>>673164214
I've traded in for a add ginger qt
>>673164514
Not currently
>>673164603
I kept in contact with him because we have the same circle of friends and I didn't want to burn bridges.
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>>673164781
I don't make candle sticks, I just stick them up my bum.
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>TFW want to make nz threads great again
>TFW want to post about random things that pop into my head with an accompanying image so people will recognise me and i can eventually develop into a thread personality
>TFW afraid people will shun me and demean my existence by calling me IDbro lite, poor man's IDbro, etc.
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Does any one have nudes from chicks that live in Auckland
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>>673164826
your children will have no souls
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>>673164854
>TFW afraid people will shun me and demean my existence by calling me IDbro lite, poor man's IDbro, et
Why would they do that?
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>>673164854
such is life
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>>673164800
alicia berry. hot comp sci major
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>>673164940
ginger people have no souls
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>>673164800
I can sorta see where you're coming from, but these days, most people don't class as the typical "I.T" stereotype either
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>>673165104
day walkers
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>>673164854
I'm glad idbro ruined it for all future avatarfags. Most of them are annoying and attention seekers
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>>673164826
How old are you?
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>>673164854
hey ritanon
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>>673163790
>>673164068
>>673164514
>>673165275
Almost sounds like an interview, are you going to apply to be boyfriend and girlfriend?
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>>673164770
Need to get my arse into gear with those A/T tyres then!
Semi-related, some random wee metalworks place in the industrial estate do bash plates for R32's and all sorts
>>673164826
I take it they wouldn't understand? Sounds like something has got to give though.
>>673164854
We're all friends here, Ritanon. Jump on Tinychat while you're here
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>>673165050
Don't know her, haven't heard of her either, Com Sci where?

>>673165131
Yeah that's true.
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>>673164800
I work in IT, haven't met a single female in the industry who didn't make a big deal about being a female IT and could do her work without males having to carrying her.
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>>673164854
If I reach IDbro status does that mean I've made it in these threads??
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>>673165453
I reckon!
Is that the sheet metal place that does the alloy drag wings also?
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>>673158486
i got someone, quite a couple
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>>673165455
otago uni comp sci degree, so not the half ass poly version. she graduated a while back though
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>>673165765
Yeah, that's the one. I'd heard of them doing those, but I just came across the bash plates on TradeMe tonight
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anyone in dunners know charlotte foster?
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>>673160144
He's a cunt
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>>673165867
Oh true. A guy owns a black R32 down by where my old man works, either has or had the drag wing on it
Can't say I'm a fan of them though, but it's different, which is cool
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>>673165597
You never will, so it doesn't even warrant discussion.
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>>673166052
Wow rude.
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>>673165786
got a throwaway email?
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>>673165395
>>673165453
The difference between idbro and ritanon is that ritanon is so desperate to get recognition so he'll end up talking about himself in third person to get his name out there.
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>>673165905
Why?
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>>673166284
[email protected]
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>>673166344
she kinda reminds me of ashlyn rae
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>>673166097
I think I know the one. I've seen one around the place with one of the wings, anyway.
Yeah, nah. Everyone's been making them since A-bo Moon became really popular, I think.
The originals were cool, but they don't work as well on your average street car IMO
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>>673166344
got any nudes?
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>>673166988
Sadly no Dunedin nudes. You?
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>>673166423
sent
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>N
>O
tfw no bf to unwrap presents with on christmas
>B
>O
>Y
>F
>R
>I
>E
>N
>D
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>>673166988
damn. im still holding out for the day someone posts nudes of a girl i know irl
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>>673167129
You could have, Josh, you are a qt.
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>>673166858
It's hard to keep track of that car, he's constantly changing it up!
Yeah I'd imagine there's not a lot of function on a street car?
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>>673167129
Christmas is a long time away
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>>673166139
Wow brutal
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>>673167301
aw ty anon, im really trying, being super socially anxious is hell

>>673167498
im getting prepared in advance :3
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you NZfags should post about all those times you've shagged sheep so I can fap to something
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>>673167634
Yeah I was just meaning don't panic
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>>673167684
>Saw sheep in field
>Looked pretty fine
>Stuck dick in it's pooter
>Came
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>>673158772
Hat and scarf arrived today. Thanks heaps :)
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>>673167634
>aw ty anon, im really trying, being super socially anxious is hell
Lol I know.
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>>673167343
Well, they don't really function on anything.
I mean in terms of style, like they're pretty big.
But pic related, it looks pretty cool on such a ridiculous car, but on a single colour, stock kit deal, it's a bit much.
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>>673167684
you AUSfags should come up with more than one insult cause you're sounding pretty retarded at this point.
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>>673168301
They not really any down force use?
I think pic related looks cool because Japan, you get me?
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>>673155323
Rotorua old fag meme ing in
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>>673168477
but its only cool if its in japan
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>>673168563
>Rotorua old fag
Go on...
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>>673165905
she could stand to lose a few kilos, but is still fuckable
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>>673164854
>>673168563
Bro I been here since 09 never even heard of this guy who gives a fuck keep those memes dank butha
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Welly nudes where you at
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>>673168944
hannah wilson nudes?
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>>673168477
Not that I know of. The general design is for drag cars and the like, for top-speed stability more than outright downforce.
I get you, yeah, and I agree too. I just meant that it works on that because the rest of the car is big and loud too, y'know?
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>>673164854
By the powers given unto me by nobody in particular I dub thee IDbro lite
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>>673158987
take the bus idiot, the fuck you spending 20 dollars a day for when its like 6 dollars a day with bus concession
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>>673169080
Gotta have some form of downforce though, don't ya? Or you'd see more of them flying into walls right off the start line
You'd know more about it than I do though
Yeah definitely, that's how the Japanese do it, and they do it well, too
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>>673169287
ew that shower
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anyone in palmy?
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Defend NZ m8s
>>>/pol/66827156
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>>673169699
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>>673169754
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anyone know any decent dealers in welly?
moved here recently and got no hookups
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>>673169287
name and city?
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>>673169440
Yeah, but not too much, otherwise it'll kill outright speed. That's why it's just a low wing with a really small angle. Aerodynamics is all higher speed stuff though, you need wind to make downforce.
Nah, I don't know much! Aero is way over my head.
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>>673170091
Oh true. It's not really my forte' either. I get the basics, but anymore than that and I'm lost. haha!
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>>673169881
shit....I know her from somewhere....
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>>673168563
>>673168890
Trying too hard to fit in "oldfag"
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>>673169751
i already was ;))))

Oshie:3
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>>673170242
Yeah, you and me both. I'm alright at suspension and stuff, not that it makes the end result any good.
Fuck, I'm useless at engines though!
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>>673170430
where do you know her from?
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>>673170553
i could swear I've seen that pic on fb .... but i dunno
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>>673170633
it's been posted on nz threads a few times before
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>>673170538
Suspension is heaps when it comes to track cars though. You can shave a decent amount of time off laps by fine tuning suspension!
In theory, I guess I know a bit more than the average Joe about engines, but that's what the internet is for, really
But in say, 20 years, how much of that will matter with the way modern engines are going?
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>>673169715
Palmy hardcore
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>>673170733
could be it. my memory is shitty. but her face looks familiar too
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>>673170881
she's got a very memorable face and rack
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>>673169287
Looks like a girl I know. Nelson area?
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>>673171101
post more of her
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Be me 16
Moved to Australia 2 months ago
Playing tennis
While strafing roll my ankle and end up winning the match
go to hospital expecting no problem with the medical care,
young aussie girl 7/10 at the counter
-Hi
-Oi mate how ya doin?
-i rolled my ankle really bad i need to get it checked out but i have no medical card.
-Shiet mate thats gunna be a problm Is it rult badly?
-Im not too sure i got it wrapped up cant really walk on it too much
*says she is going to take a look at it and goes around the counter*
-Show me ya fut m8
i take off my sock and have some elastic bandages i ask her if i should take it off
-Nah m8 *pulls out a fucking 12'' huntsman knife and slices it open*
*twists it, i tell her to stop cuz it hurts*
-Trust me m8 i kno wat im duin
*meanwhile dad laughing his ass off*
i start crying from the fucking pain too scared to do something cuz fucking 12'' knife
go back home nothing changed only my dad pissing me off laughing about me being a pussy.
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>>673158987
was this at the owen g glen lot?
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>>673171356
'straya
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>>673170774
Yeah, man! It's crazy how much of a difference in handling characteristics you can achieve tuning it, too.
I get the gist of how it all works and what does what, and I'll mess around with it on rFactor or whatever, but it's bloody hard to do!
All the engineers on the telly in V8 Supercars and the like, bloody hell, they're smart!
Twenty years? Engines will be batteries and we won't be driving any more!
Fuck, twenty years and we'll all be dead from the nuclear war anyway haha
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>>673169881
anyone got her nudes?
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hamillton reporting in


SUP NIGGAS
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>>673171457
Yeah man, they'd be pretty bloody smart I'd say. A lot of physics involved
I've just watched the old Hot Laps videos with Keichii, and they'd always mention suspension set up and how well it's tuned
All hybrids, all autos and probably a lot autonomous. Is sad to see that the "drive" part of driving is slowly fading out
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Wgtn reporting im here friends
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>>673171894
were you the wellyfag who had a heap of nudes last night?
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>>673171806
They've got degrees and shit, man. They're bloody clever.
Tsuchiya, there's another clever bloke! Gun steerer, too.
You know it. When my old boy was after a new car we couldn't find any manuals for sale here, it's fucked.
We'll be some stubborn old bastards driving 50 year old things though, and I wouldn't really mind that!
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>>673171255
Don't have any
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Why nobody loves me?
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>>673172089
Because we haven't spent the evening getting to know each other yet
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>>673171953
Nah not me but I have the nz nude mega link
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Dropped paint on gfs floor. No root for me tonight :(
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>>673172089
Cos you smell bad, and your mother dresses you funny.
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>>673172089
post feets :3
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>>673172089
because your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys!
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>>673172246
NOW GO, BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME
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>>673172230
Why you want my ugly man feets?
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>>673172297
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>>673172341
post your favorite body part
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>>673172041
They'd have to be! Physics ain't easy. Done it in year 12, a lot of work and you'd have to be pretty on to it to do technical stuff
Love his work, love is AE86 too!
Definitely, I couldn't imagine my old man buying a modern car, he hates autos and a lot of nice daily drivers are automatics these days
Too right! That'd be alright though!
The only autos I don't mind are like, modern era super car's, but you don't daily one of them but even still, I'd always prefer a manual
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>>673172457
It's dark
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>>673172632
spooky
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>>673172089
Cause you cry like a girl and sit down when you pee
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>>673172089
Because you don't let me put it in your butthole
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>>673172785
Unfortunately, I'm straight. It's a shame coz the gays love me
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>>673170779
Sup mang
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What's the mega link
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>>673172527
Yeah, it's some high level shit. Someone threw a pen lid at the teacher in my Year 12 physics class though, so he didn't teach us anything lol
Mine is the same, but there's literally no manuals going, and he ended up caving.
I'd still struggle with even them, I reckon. I'm no good with autos, feels too disconnected.
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>>673172132
linky linky? ;)
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>>673173164
Kek, bit of Logan Park antics
I was so lost, unsure how I passed any assessments without slipping the teacher some cash
Ever driven one and gone to put the clutch in? Did that once with my left foot on the brake, lol
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>>673173555
Czech'd.
Well you seem pretty onto it, so bribery wasn't needed.
Fuck, yes. I went to full heel-and-toe, banging though the gears to slow it down!
Mind you, the old boy does it more than me, and it's his daily
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>>673173393
https://mega nz/#F!2IonBZbJ!7KHflwsErCo-w6BnN1xdNg
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>>673173908
I tell you, that physics shit had me lost more often than not! Did get an excellence on one of the practice exams though, only excellence I got right throughout school. Then they took my mark from my actual exam which was achieved
Haha shit, it's not good feels when you're suddenly lurching forward though!
Old habits die hard, man!
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>>673174266
Yeah, earlier classes were a bit over my head. Solid effort! Bugger it wasn't the real deal though, would've been a nice mark!
I think the worst feel is the lack of engine braking! Feels like it's just pushing on
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>>673175010
Bought on many of feels. If I had been sick for that exam, they would have taken the excellence mark
Can't say I've driven enough to remember that, I think we both try and stay away from em' when we can.
>Just us in here, is it?
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Goodnight friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jCuSt9MjSY
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>>673175240
Fuck, mate. If ever there was a time to chuck a sicky, that was it!
Yeah, I reckon so. I let him drive if he can, for example. I'm no good with them.
And more or less, yeah!
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>>673175338
Goodnight, kiwi.
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>>673175499
Dubs!
Was feeling confident going in, fell short. No sleep lost, though!
Born in the golden era of manual vehicles, Sega's and Playstation 1's I reckon!
>captcha:Cars, captcha, are you watching me?
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>>673175871
Ah well, you lived.
Yeah, was good times! Better carry on the tradition, show this kids Gran Turismo 2 and shit haha
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>>673175338
Goodnight_Kiwi
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>>673176146
Got a plan in the back of my head, if/when I have kids, gotta download all the old cartoons I was bought up on, and bring them up on it!
Kids tv these days is crap. Feeling sorry for my nephews and nieces haha
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>>673176425
I just want a decent reboot of gen1 transformers.. is that too much to ask?
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Tauranga.
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>>673176425
Solid plan, mate. List 'em? Want to see if we watched the same shit.
Agreed though, it's gone to shite now
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>>673176577
Shit would be so good!
>>673176651
I was a cartoons kid
Hey Arnold!, Catdog, Rugrats, Yu-Gi-Oh when I got a bit older, same with Beyblades, Simpsons, Pokemon, Digimon, Angry Beavers, The Land Before Time.. I rated that!
I've still got a lot of these recorded on VHS, would be pretty nostalgic to rip them out and throw them in a vcr some time!
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>>673176993
Yeah, more or less the same list! Ed, Edd & Eddy was my jam as well.
Only thing I've got on VHS is old rallies though!
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>>673177076
I used to jam that also
90's kids for sure!
Ah true, the old days of putting tape over the wee plastic square so you could record over them?
We've got a ton of old tapes around, would be interesting to see what's on them
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>>673177414
Glory days...
Never did that, we always had blank ones.
Yeah, same. I'm pretty sure it's all rallies, but still.
Your collection just a mash-up of stuff?
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>>673158987
Fuck yourself Ethan, your Corolla aint worth shit.


cunt
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>>673177631
Lucky as!
Be fun to watch them though
Yeah, as far as I'm aware. Old recorded cartoons and programs, I know my older sister would record the top 40 countdown, or I think it was "Top of The Pops"
That was in the days when YouTube and broadband was hardly a thing
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>>673177902
Holy shit, I remember top of the pops when i was a kid, that stupid ass frog song was #1 forever it feels like.
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I'm stuck in wellington for the next 5 hours
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>>673159451
why would you name it Id bro.
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>>673177902
Yeah, be a good trip back in time, for you and me both.
Bloody hell, Top of the Pops!
Never saw a computer until maybe six, seven years ago?
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>>673162536
blah blah blah blah blah
back in the kitchen.
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>>673163748
too many calories.
said no one ever.

FUCK OFF UNDERAGE CUNT.
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>>673178129
Crazy Frog? Fuck that was the jam for a bit though, did get old but I was young!
>>673178356
Yeah mayn
Should dig it up, see what was making the charts!
Oh true, we've had a computer for yeeeears, must be why I'm somewhat knowledgeable on it. Better to spend your childhood outdoors than stuck on one, though!

Side note; anyone here good with accounting?
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>>673170525
fuck off with you gay faggot shit you trash
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>>673178859
Oh, man. I bet there's some gold topping the charts on those tapes!
Yeah, true. Picked the interest up from a young age, still going strong! Maybe, I wouldn't know. I was just on the PS2 instead lol
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>>673179006
I'd say so! Would be a laugh I'd imagine
Possibly, i wouldn't know myself
Kids these days will never know the joy those consoles bought!
Had to switch to my phone and data, old Vodafone's having an outage at the moment
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>>673179218
Eh, save yourself the phone bill, we've just hit bump limit anyway.
So I'm outta here, suss something to eat. Have a good one, man!
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>>673179452
Got data to waste, mate. Was hoping someone could answer my accounting question, haha!
Yeah man, definitely! Good chat!
Catch up!
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