Vocaroo thread!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F7wJ4kRjOZ
Doing requests!
Feel free to post your own as well
>>673131343
"ITS MORPHING TIME!!!"
>>673131343
Say: C'mon and slam and welcome to the jam.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QlkEOLrlk9
Mornin, yall
>>673132134
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
>>673132001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N7M9zCsV0a
>>673131343
"CRAWLLLLLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIIN"
"THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLLLL"
>>673131343
Say the following
Hold up, grab the wall. Wiggle like your trying to make yo ass fall of. Think I wanna smash them all now. Speed up, Gas pedal.
>>673131343
say "I'm the fucking Stallion, mang."
>>673131343
"SPD! EMERGENCY!"
>>673131343
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>673131343
say "I shall call you Squishy! You shall be my Squishy!"
*insert sexual moan here*
"Owwww! BAD SQUISHY!"
R.I.P. THREAD
>>673131343
"Erick, I'm gonna try to say this nicely...but...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
>>673131343
requesting
"Hi there master!"
>>673132087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w9drorUuKs
>>673132516
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dCY59tPsiu
>>673131343
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSaMeiWIY3
>>673132758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t7VkRCPZnE
>>673132765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RsStkkklcj
>>673131343
"TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE"
NOO IM ON MOBILE I CANT RECord
In any case, I'd to request that you say, in your normal voice, as sickly as possible, "Lily you're a fucking slut lmao"
>>673131343
If you're strong, you can fly. You can reach the other side of the rainbow.
>>673132848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uucb9VOT12
Please say "welcome home master fozdick"
wonderful picture there, OP. very sexy.
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu. Heh, i dont think so.
>>673131343
"Prepare your anus, anon."
Say it really Sexual and creepy at the same time.
>>673110360 (OP) (OP)
>chumlee from pawn stars just got arrested for guns & drugs. thoughts?
√ Maybe meth helped him lose weight
√ People with shit for brains often have a fascination with guns . . not in the way a recreational shooter does . . . in the way a potato might have a fascination with a toy car. I have family members like this.
√ Why the fuck are they executing a search warrant on a sexual assault case? What possible evidence could they find in a he-said/she-said case
√ he always struck me as a marijuana user: the slacker vibe and lack of emotional reactions to anything can be a giveaway..
√ It's Vegas-- those cops passed 3 dead hookers and 2 muggers on their way to execute this warrant.
THE WHITE KNIGHTS OF THE KU KLUX KLAN
>>673131343
U FOOKING WOT M8, I WILL EREKT YOU SEW HARD, I SWEAR ON ME MUM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XoCQLbVvFC
>>673131343
Sing the Bill Nye theme.
Pl...please be gentle...
>>673133087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s100RrG7OJzE
>>673133187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gjtUUBUUbL
>>673131343
"Shuuut up"
>>673134542
incredible
Fly me to the moon
And let me play amoung the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
>>673133948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ThEMd3ujkY
>>673134232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MJiG0lbL7F
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19THNYLdgg7
>>673131343
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
All right lets go, it's time to turn it on
Set the record straight, We're gonna come in to right the wrong
Fight evil, Ranger powers standing strong
We got it going on
Mystic Force
Stop, freeze, Rangers here, there's no need to fret
We're the ones that will make the way, here to make a change
When there's troubles we don't play, we come together to save the day
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Mystic Force!
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Go, go, go, go!
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers
Mystic Force, let's go!
"Eternal Dragon, by your name, I summon you forth, Shelton!"
>>673131343
THIS IS SO FUCKING AUTISTIC KYS
>>673137007
Fuck! Shenron not fucking shelton
>>673131343
What are we gonna do on the bed onii-chan? Nyaaah~!
>>673137216
>kek
https://youtu.be/97fbNoIpass
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth! That's right!
>>673131343
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
>>673137539
WOBBUFFET
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUd1CRjSSu
why the hell not
>>673131343
"Umm...hello world! T-try not to crowd...there's plenty of m-me to go around! Heh...heh..."
Make her sound scared near the end.
>>673134744
War flashbacks http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WzQDGIgtiR
give me your best Awooo ~
>>673137923
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>673135085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DjihK0BMS9
>>673135195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DjihK0BMS9
Enk-chan, has everything gone right?
>>673138074
That the beep test?
>>673135293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yIwqWcbXqn
>>673138562
Yep. The one they make kids do in school.
>>673138455
Wrong link, anon.
>>673135550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1chb8y60zPo
>>673137923
Please read this in that deep voice you did earlier-
I'm getting too good to handle with Insubordanates like you. It's a wonder why they let jokers like you into the task force.
>>673138698
When we did it how come it sounds like it was recorded in the 80's?
Swallow them synonyms like cinnamon Cinnabon
Keep all them sentiments down to a minimum
Studious Gluteus Maxim models is sending him
Pics of they genitalia tallied up ten of em
>>673137539
this
>>673131343
There's a light, in the distance.
See them getting closer.
With the force of ages.
Centuries go by.
Protectors of the Light.
Defenders sworn to fight.
DINO RANGERS ROAR
POWER RANGERS SCORE
SAVE US FROM THESE EVIL FORCES
POWER RANGERS DINO THUNDER
>>673135882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C0KZ5wzjCx
This thread-
>>673136071
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vujl3Gylxa
"Get the fuck out of bed you lazy fuck"
>>673138074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w1uMhSDuJG
I hope you'll forgive me, but i took a few liberties with this.
>>673139753
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>673136123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YkqZjR2uJW
>>673139783
This
say nigger 15 times then make cow noises and finally end it up by saying niggers are all cows 4 times in a row
>>673139815
YOU ARE THE BEST ANON EVER
>>673136485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1twfY8ii6TL
Anon!
Anon, Anon Bo Banon Banana Fanna Fo Anon fi fy mo mano, aaaanoonnn (Drag out the last anon)
>>673131343
Say "Kyle is a cuck" wouldappreciate/10
>>673139815
holy shit my sides. Thank you so much for this anon.
fuk me up fam
>>673140206
This-
>>673136583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RsdSuSe9S6
>>673131343
Hey there, I think you are same anon, I am the one who used to play accordion. How are you going OP? I will be ready to play soon.
>>673140206
fuck manon*
>>673137441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10IsVTzgbWL
>>673139078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hCNioCoSzO
apologies on the lip smacks, i'm working without a pop filter right now
>>673137595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h5TfGNDTdT
>>673140671
Pretty good anon!
Thanks!
>>673137927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uoX5enHpwR
>>673137539
Still requesting this. Would make me feel better if you did this.
Did you drop the rolling because of too many weird requests anon?
>>673138049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wo8Gfo4rAm
>>673137923
"It was me all along...I...am Evan Stomps!"
Deep Voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fLVa4ezk4w
“We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment... and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.”
Say
"We need to make DMG great, not again just at least great"
>>673131343
"If there's a place you gotta go, I'm the one you need to know, I'm the Map."
"If there's a place you gotta get, I can take you there I bet! I'm the Map!"
"I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the MAAAP!"
"IT WAS HIS HAT MR.KRABS, HE WAS NUMBER 1!"
>>673141524
>>673131343
"Join the Keio Flying Squadron!"
I am accordionfag from months ago.
I will play some music for you all.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUd4R8AgUM
I hope you enjoy it and someone make happy.
>>673141664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AGWXzdjhWK
>>673142152
Play the Power Rangers theme?
>>673141071
!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IdZs8kbJ3W
>>673141333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w2kyTKPCeE
Ask and you shall receive. threw in some deep laughing to boot.
>>673142300
Sure. Give me minute. I am going to play song I know and I will see if i can find note or something.
"Hey! Listen!"
>>673142379
you're the best <3
>>673141664
That's kinda beautiful, what's that from? <3
>>673139783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRwu9m2l8s
>>673142384
That was great! But, I hate to Re-request this but...
Can you make your voice a little higher? Your voice was great though!
>>673142544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y8A3FaDUj4
>>673140266
Not to be a bother, but waiting for this. Would make a friend's day
>>673140206
bumping for this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sZmOjLxR3s
Requesting for anyone to say "TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE"
>>673140266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJWrPoukao
>>673142552
Dragon Age 2
>>673131343
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
>>673142152
Maybe you could play "Rosalina's Comet Observatory" on the accordion?
"josuke is objectively best jojo and nobody can tell me otherwise. killer queen is the best stand of all time. I wish i could FUCK rohan (moan)"
>>673143212
Thanks a million!
>>673141664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YKb5kPn4EH
Just gonna snatch this one up while i have the chance!
>>673142300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iKSzctQuOD
enjoy
i am not sure why power rangers but ok
>>673141698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSX7y0Hpw1
>>673141524
lol
"I really fucking hate normies.
I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.
Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it."
>>673137923
Say this in your normal voice with a depressed tone?
*depressed sigh* "...I...I really have no excuse for things that I did as 'Him.' I let him take control of me, and as a result, I was psyched out of my own body." *depressing sigh* "Well, that was until you came along, Judy. YOU were the one that saved me."
>>673143762
That was pretty fucking great
>>673141714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M6MxNqudXn
>>673142152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU This, edgy boe
>>673143762
THAT WAS SO GOOD
>>673142829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Llq3GZaWC8
It's all chill man, no worries.
>>673144480
Much better! Thanks for understanding Anon!
>>673143446
deep orgasmic inhalation
>>673139269
Word.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zE5a1T0WFU
>>673142152
Play "Protoman's Theme" from Megaman 3?
Hey guys I am accordion man. I would love to do requests but its hard to put songs straight to accordion without many practice. Power ranger is fair and easy and not many instruments. I will attempt some sorry.
Here is new:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tujapU8XWe
Also as faggy as it is, are there any of cute voice people in this thread? Is OP aliv?
"Kat shut up you weeb jelly booty"
"You guys are such fucking faggots!"
>>673145126
holy fuck ear rape sorry guys
I did not realise how close mic was
>>673131343
"whos Erick... oh...... HAI ERICK NYAA"
"Kattie says you have a cat fetish"
>>673131343
Bee bop diddly do bu day, zip zoppidy go du de bop beep de-bo-du-ba tshh cadobu de tsh- tshh sheh mep de-be doe bee.
''I EAT ASS''
''私はお尻を食べます''
>>673131343
Please
"Derrick, it's me Kristen. You don't have to worry anymore. I'm safe. It wasn't your fault. There wasn't anything you could do to stop the accident from happening. I'm here in heaven with our daughter Rebecca. She says she missed you loves you. We can't wait to see you again some day. Please try to live your life to the fullest and smile again. We will be looking down on you. I love you."
>>673143277
Fave.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TwDTCcALju
I need a new alarm
"Hey wake up you fucking dumbass!"
>>673144245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yW23HdKvOK
I'm gettin all the serious fags tonight.
PS: dont mind the extra at the end
>>673145522
Please
>>673137923
Got that deep voice fam? Can you say-
I am the Commander. My name is irrelevant to you, you have no need for it. I will be assuming command of the Central City. Because of that, you will be taking cases from me now. Anyone that opposes will face immediate discharge. IS, THAT, CLEAR? No one, NO ONE at all? Excellent. Then let's begin.
>>673146037
all the faggots are going for the loli
Famous song from old times in my country.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HyamQM3Nh
>>673145522
What the hell happen to you?
>>673146037
Nice voice.
But do they seriously make anime of little girl in ww2 now. please. Is hurt.
>>673145358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0if1LpyHlHF
>>673146037
https://youtu.be/pqe6vz1xLFY
"Hey, Lily, do y'think...well, I...we could get married?"
>>673144172
Still requesting this
>>673146911
Gee wonker willikers I wonder what's taking so long
>>673140206
still waiting :(
>>673143477
bump
>>673145522
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NfP0lJBbDX
>>673146176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rSqFyHSjxE
Now this was a good request, 10/10, would voice again.
>>673146037
"Must proceed at high velocity" please
>>673146323
Can I request for sparta remix?
>>673145152
>>673145385
blease op
>>673131343
"Hey Chase, wanna fuck?"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xF9c8mjanS
accordion song for you.
your post make me depress as fuck because i lost someone not long ago and have dream like this.
>>673145721
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TwDTCcALju
glorious, girl.
>>673144172
Darlin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00cMCmrUeH1
>>673147135
Sweetums
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XPAkztO5CZ
"Drench me in your famous Ensing water" (Sensual) friend's family owns a water care company
>>673146176
hows this for deep and manly
fear me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cESqQnj7BG
>>673147380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fphRTu0YCm
Enjoy!
>>673140409
Holy crap, with a little practice, that could be down right hypnotic.
>>673147839
You skipped the "Fuck Love" paragraph.
Say "oh yea cum in my tight little ass*moan for a while then get louder when they cum*
>>673131343
b...but... onichan we can´t do that, that's forbidden love
Requesting anyone to say the following-
In a world full of strife, we must fight to survive.
Try to break the chains that divide!
There is only one chance to take the right stance.
Hold tight, keep our power alive!
>>673131343
enkidu is that you.
>>673147557
Nyaaa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03zHcw4lX2K
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NzFnuCcXEq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0quxJDhfXbS
I had mic too fucker close i am complete fool idiot that need to be shot. I am of sorry people. And I was very proud of this fucker.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fIncaB3c98
>>673148446
THAT'S LEWD THO
>>673131343
I want to know what Asriel's butt smells like.
>>673147569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06dSOVX4bYb
I guess just pretend the janitor or a teacher or something at your school cornered you in the bathroom and made you deepthroat him.
You have no idea what's going on beyond his cock in your mouth.
Lots of confusion and gagging. Pleading towards the end as he's getting close to cumming.
>>673148772
Is there like a no lewd rule or some shit
>>673147234
Say this in that voice: Please tell me you've taken your CQC Lessons at the Academy seriously. You can't tell me that I'm working with a recruit who can't even defend herself.
The tone of a snarky asshole?
"Donubs gone wild, cash mones, and butt fuck sluts go nuts"
>>673148317
Oh sorry dude didn't know that I had to be specific with the type of voice. They're all great for this pic and I thank you for the new notification ringtone
>>673145385
>>673148699
THANK YOU but can you say the first one in a normal voice blease
"*chuckles* That's a real small dick you got there, Saif."
>>673148783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05E7JRojfHE
>>673148446
>>673148886
This anon
>>673149756
STRONGER THAN BEFORE
POWERED UP FOR MORE
RANGERS AT THE CORE
(WEEEEE ARE POWER RANGERS)
HIGHER THAN CAN SOAR
FIRED UP FOR MORE
EVEN UP THE SCORE
(ZEEO, ZEEO!)
>>673148421
Does this please you faggot?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G2NPnCaCGW
>>673148816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jJ1u8jNSFq
>>673149756
REKT
>>673148446
I have no moral http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mp6tIFSp9R
"Please fuck my tight pussy" *moan loud*
>>673148540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWzGImcHp6
>>673149966
You stumbled a bit on some parts, but it does please me.
>>673149958
Power Rangers Zeo.
It's been a while actually.
I second this request, someone do it.
>>673148925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HhRHNB06ry
Bonus version http://vocaroo.com/i/s03kqsGVUsKF
>>673148613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cdohpPj3ns
"Pound me harder, Steven~ Nyaaah~ Make me your Catpanion~ Mreeeeoooow~"
>>673131343
>>673149660
This please
>>673150303
No moral indeed, you dillydallying demon. You perform that but not >>673146706 ??? Blasphemy.
>>673150303
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mp6tIFSp9R
my dong!
>>673131343
Just like the song if you can
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 100% nigga.
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I'M 200% NIGGA!
>>673150428
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWzGImcHp6
thanks, m8
>>673149660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03RqZZPMTfQ
>>673131343
hitler did nothing wrong
>>673131343
I love to do my gollum voice from lord of the rings but people are trying to sleep.
>>673151030
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03RqZZPMTfQ
kek
>>673150647
>"Catpanion"
>>673150679
I hope Lily says yes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sv7nFNYAeb
with your normal voice
*moan* not so hard, you're hurting me *moan* you're- ugh *moan* oh yes right there *moan louder*
Get us off femanon
>>673151251
Kek
"You see, Ivan? We have to remove kebab"
>>673150303
Can you this one please
And then, i put my hands on the desk, and stick my butt towards darling, and surely darling shoves his wonderful cock in my pussy... hauu <3
>>673131343
orra orra, i aint got enough yet. Gezz, that's all you got down there? man, you are pathetic
>>673151462
Or some dreamy sexual moan at the end would be nice
>>673150853
Mai Niggaaa!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZBbJeoWTvq
>>673148146
Need this to send to friend for confusion and keks
>>673151281
Nono, good earthling, I am Lily, and Lily thanks you for your services to the deviant denizens of the deep dark :)
Harry go to school! Stop staying home!
>>673151115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s069HMoTrfCM
>>673151825
Oh my God I love you so much for that. Thank you
"(normal voice) no but seriously im horny we should fuck again...(loli) HAHAHHAA Joking fam...hehe
>>673131343
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from, the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me!
HUH, a young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops, dying in L.A.
Yo Dre, I got something to say
>>673150647
How furry can I get
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FHciXNnfOb
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!
"I approve of John's awesome ginger beard"
>>673151395
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mi79Jq1zzF
>>673152305
Thanks, Based Anon. <3
is op the same person who did "rap god" before? do you still have that saved?
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do
When they get jealous, they confuse it
"It's not hip hop, it's pop."
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
>>673152558
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mi79Jq1zzF
I like you
>>673151462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cs50bWMLHF
>>673131343
Not sure if it's you but can you happily say "fuck I lost my potato down the toilet again. oopsie!"
>>673131343
"Your Waifu is shit."
>>673151656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XX3asSgBRO
>673131343
Erick, dont shave your beard... *normal voice*
You should smile more, its cute.. *normal voice
please
>>673151828
C:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lfPfEWtpRG
This entire thread has devolved into lewd requests for the loli anon...
To be fair i cant really blame you guys. just gonna keep lurkin for now
>>673147234
Deep voice anon. Are you still here? Cause In requesting a "dang ol new notification man" in boomhauer's voice
>>673153031
Fucking perfect
>>673131343
"Spooky Scary Skeletons, send shivers down your spine."
"Shrieking Skulls will shock your souls, seal your doom tonight."
>>673151986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iy7E5kodEw
>>673153031
Can you do this laugh?
https://youtu.be/4ZUlv3lCYFU
>>673152783
Thank you :D
>>673131343
Whining tone?
But why can't I become a Time Force Ranger?!?! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I CAN MORPH JUST AS WELL AS YOU CAN, LOOK! TIME FOR, TIME FORCE!
>>673143762
ooh play the song of storms.
>>673131343
make an 80's anime girl laugh
im just a widdle gurl and even I know that your wittle teenie tiny peenie weenie could never satisfy anyone
even my pinky is bigger than yours
>>673131343
Hi. Do you guys have Battletoads?
>>673152121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nu7NzyrUTb
"hey x-guy, your waifu is shit"
please
>>673131343
"This makes me wonder if I'm being plain retarded or just overjoyed!"
"Well howdy, cousin! It's me, Clam! Of course you'll remember Zeke, Rufus, Jeke, Billy Bob, Billy Jim, Billy Billy, Bo Billy, Banana, Fanana, Fo Filly, Toad, Enis, (...) Julio, Fletcher McGee, Rainchild, (...)".
>>673153536
If deep voice anon isn't here can you do "dang ol new notification man" in a boomhauer impression?
>>673153789
SHELDON
>>673152397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01vkJH1DpOG
>>673153536
>>673153030
this one too please
>>673131343
"Now, I'm not saying that it was Woolie. But it was fucking Woolie."
>>673152844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHBnn8wxW6
>>673152907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xAtOiW0SxW
You Are A Salty Riven Main
>>673153167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UcWxqvhoQA
I've never actually watched king of the hill, so I can't attest to the quality, but I hope you like it.
>>673144480
"I must admit, you have exceeded me Trunks, at least in the area of brute strength. And yet...you have absolutely no chance of defeating me!"
>>673153969
DROP YOUR SHIELD
>>673153030
^^
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JWBr2Rtfjn
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HPY3XU02YP
>>673154186
>>673153973
It's not you but still pretty good. Thanks
>>673131343
A smile crept upon his captor's face as a cold liquid fell from a bottle and into The Son of Marlin. But what entered next was not the finger prodding him before, but something more terrifying. The Son of Marlin screamed through the pleasure and pain as two large and hot members inserted themselves into his body.
"Oh damn slim anus, how do you like my new toy." The Salman said with a smile. "I call it the hermaphrodildo. I took it off the corpse of the Hermaphrodouble itself. I hope you enjoy."
>>673153252
3spoopy5me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nhblrS7Zx7
"Katie is just a lonely fuck dont listen to her"
*deep voice please
>>673153345
Fuck. I love this guy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WAS8dgmLhf
>>673131343
"Brice, you're the biggest fucking weeb on the planet."
>>673153454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AyXaN6kKbU
"Best of 9 me faggot"
>>673154622
"You want to do what? Lick my feet? Ok, then.. Here you go...... Ooh! That tickles! *giggle* This feels really good! Ahh.. Your penis grew! Let me help with that! *moan for 10 seconds* loli voice plz
>>673153492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kRV6HK8PgJ
>>673154781
Anata wa kawaī sa rete teishi shimasu Katie-chan baka
can you say that in a serious deep japanese
>>673142379
Half thought you were a dude, up until this. That fucking James voice.
>>673131343
moans pls, thanks op
>>673131343
"Hey Jayden, I got some uhh... some fresh gooch hairs here for ya. Wanna smoke em, faggot?"
>>673153504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbforA2rUI
"I love you Joshua Martinez"
>>673154093
Loved it
>>673153820 forget this request
>>673131343
The fuck is "Voccaroo"??
>>673153514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rrwkDqZYGw
plz one of you sing ''CRAAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAAWL, CRAAAAAWLING IN MY CRAAAWL''
>>673154124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YwvvEfev9S
I feel like im getting a little sloppy as of late. if you guys want more ill keep going but i should probably turn in for the night.
Mike Fren-yay? More like Mike Fren-GAY!
>>673155271
Anon, please tell me you have a YouTube channel or something?
>>673155024
this one please im lonely :(
>>673153969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NZ7LrJMpsT
>>673154754
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oJFCwYlK0C
