Only oldfags are allowed in this thread?
> 2012 reporting in
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2006 reporting in
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J-im Profit reporting in
lel 2011 here, /b/ is worst board tbqhf
>>673131145
why are you still here????? HOW are you still here??????
Master is still out
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2002 reporting in
2007 here
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>2012
>oldfag
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>2012
>oldfag
pick one
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Pic related
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>>673131607
dat hive mind
>TFW this thread is filled with 12-year olds trying to sound old
2009. GTFO roody poo.
>>673131666
Fuck off Satan
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>>673131049
kek, is that pic real?
Sept 2015 here, im such oldfag XD
>>673131049
>only oldfags allowed
>2012
pick one
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2k9 reporting
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2014 reporting in
feels like i've been here for ages
2005 here
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2014 REPORTING FOR DUTY!
1843 reporting in.
>>673131049
what's an old fag?
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2010
42 yo from 2006 reporting in...
... And consequences never WERE the same!
how long would you consider to be an old fag? >Been on since 2012 but started using everyday since mid 2015
Why do you still browse 4cuck?
>can't post without google botnet captcha
>overgrowth of cancer
>moderation is a joke
>every webm has no sound
>too many faggots
>OC doesn't exist
>9 out 10 posters are millennials
>government(federal) lurking
>attention whores everywhere
>gay culture. Dick rate and trap threads
I can tell that if you're still on this site you didn't get here until 2011-2016.
Every single person here is a complete newfaggot and anyone with a brain has already left to find better sites. Most of you don't even think funny websites exist
>>673132039
an oldfag is fucking cancer, we like seeing them around so that they can complain about useless shit.
>>673131049
Circa 2007
>>673131914
Sup other 2k9 bro
Amber Lamps era reporting in.
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
2007 reporting in
>>673132039
You sir, are a master baiter.
>>673131049
dear anon, pls teach me how to newfag, thank you
also do a barrel
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2008 reporting in
On and off since 2009.
Question for oldfags, on the old 4chan CSS, saged posts were colored blue, and regular were colored green.
It seems like they abandoned this feature because I never see "Anonymous" in blue anymore.
Why did they do this?
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2006-8 reporting in.
2008
>>673131049
>2012
>oldfag
yeah real fucking old bro. bet you can't even heaven
>>673131049
Should've stated have proof of what year you are from.
2005 here desu
/b/ is like a fine wine, it only gets better over the years
>>673132218
which siiiiiiiiiiiiites theeeeeeeeeen :-)
>>673132218
>9gag
>>673131049
2008 was the height of my faggotry. Haven't been on here between 2011 and now though
>>673132588
Newfag
Got married in 2006 so ive been here since about spring 2007.
Before 4chan i daily browsed ebaum and uselessjunk
>brushie brushie
>amber lamps
>pudi
Etc
>>673131049
Im newfag...what now?
Not an oldfag but I came here as a summerfag in 2k12 tbqh pham
>>673132588
>oldfag
>says 4chan is better now
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>>673131049
10 years.
10 worthless years. Fuck all of you in your eyeballs.
original GOON what it do, you fucking shit?
honestly this isnt a brag. please kill me.
oh god.
>>673132830
Also newfag here. THis is a newfag thread
Been here since Summer 2015
am i doing it rite?
>>673131049
how old is your steam account bro?
1.6 circa 2004
>>673132218
Says you, whilst being here -- this is my evidence; look close new faggets, look closely.
This fag never left...or just got here, all the same - doesn't matter. Abyss is the abyss no matter what you tell into it.
>left...to go where? There is no where else
>>673132240
I think i come here since 2008 or 2009
I was still in highschool and wasnt so good at english (spanish-fag).
I remember the first day i browsed here some asshole was spamming goatse. And the memes back then were cockmongler, happynegro, desu and i cant remember any other
>>673131049
kill yourself
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>>673132420
Only heaven knows why
GIVE US OUR TAGS BACK
If I got here in 09 and left for 5 years and now I'm back. Am I still an old fag?
>>673132852
As far as I can remember (/b/ is not a top priority for my memories), it's barely changed at all. Probably less gore now though. 95% of threads are shit, but today's cancer/shit-posting is bretty gud, and that's what I stay for.
2009-2010ish I forget I'm usually on here just to browse when I get bored with other sites.
>>673133147
>implying oldfags are based on actual age
>>673133418
Oldfag reporting. Been here all the way since 2014
>>673132474
Shit dude, I was there for that fucking post.
>2005 standing by
let's weed out the fake old fags
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>>673133418
pools closed
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>>673133430
lol
>>673133723
you didnt even try on this b8
>>673133753
>saying this to not sound like a newfag
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>>673132588
double dubs, mistress /b/ is thanking me for my service, I can feel it.
“He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he’s on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don’t work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn’t his task, He shouldn’t have had to go that way, before an decade’d past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we’ll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila”
>>673131049
2008 here.
I found it because I had read that the Sarah Palin email hack was posted here. never left.
2015 right here newfags
2017 shitposter reporting in
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>>673132956
Also old as fuck. Idk why im even here, I was on /x/ for some cicada bullshit and figured I'd see what /b/ is doing these days. Same repetitive cancer. Racism, Boxxy replacements and fags collecting pics of other fags' girlfriends.
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2010 and i still think i am a newfag
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2016 old fag reporting in. Look at all these newfag wanna bee's LOL
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Fuck, I've just realized I've been here for 10 years now.
I need to find some friends.
>>673131049
>2005
How did it come to this?
Row row fight the powa
<2017 reporting in \B\tards
>>673132218
huehuehuehue
>>673134259
Also all you roody poo candyassgots done goofed
>>673134622
futurefag detected
Late 2004/early 2005 fag here
Kill me now please...
>>673131049
>2012
>old fag
You're fucking cancer and so is your post.
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Hello all fellows
>>673133319
Do you have longcat v tacgnol pic?
>>673132420
How goes the battle Mcniggerator?
>>673134622
Fucking time travelers
>>673132016
>underrated post
2008
By the way, save this image with the filename 4chan.js
>>673131049
its 2016, why is /b/ calling people fags? thats so homophobic.
>>673134259
KeK.
Originalfag here
2016 oldfag here
08-09 ish. Am I oldfag yet?
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2014 reporting in
Get rekt newfags
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i learned how to do this a couple minutes ago, im here since 2015.
How does it make you feel like anyone can pretend to be an oldfag and everything you know is false?
no sure by she was queen.
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>>673131049
>oldfag
>2012
CHOOSE ONE.
ps:2006 here
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2004 fag reporting in. Those were the days
All you newfags can't compete with my curmudgeonly ass. I've been a /b/tard since 1984.
>>673135650
but
>>673135301
Shut up faggot
Not a faggot reporting in
>>673135289
Kek
>old fags
>posting in this thread to hide the fact they're newfags
2004 here
>>673135650
mmmmm zunechan. wish i had her vids
>>673134564
>that shit mspaint edit
I still fucking type noko into the options bar.
Fuck.
I just got here yesterday
>>673135650
hell ya, good old times and way better than the gay trapshitheads.
>>673135974
they not on Motherless still?
Id say around 05/06.
My first experience with b involved a penetrated infant. Have not been offended by anything since.
>>673135329
>all these newfags won't get this
Kek
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writing nigger into captcha.
Dubs reporting in
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I know that you are a faggot.
Not everything i know is false.
>>673136216
>motherless
completely forgot about that. yeah they're still there. I'd salute you sir, but I'm too busy stroking my dick
>>673132000
>trips checked
>your bait is shit
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Newfags
>>673136408
Haha. Operation renigger captcha.
Too bad it never learned.
And the one loophole where if you pasted over 400 or something characters into captcha it would just post anyways.
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2017 reporting in
>>673110360 (OP) (OP)
>chumlee from pawn stars just got arrested for guns & drugs. thoughts?
√ Maybe meth helped him lose weight
√ People with shit for brains often have a fascination with guns . . not in the way a recreational shooter does . . . in the way a potato might have a fascination with a toy car. I have family members like this.
√ Why the fuck are they executing a search warrant on a sexual assault case? What possible evidence could they find in a he-said/she-said case
√ he always struck me as a marijuana user: the slacker vibe and lack of emotional reactions to anything can be a giveaway..
√ It's Vegas-- those cops passed 3 dead hookers and 2 muggers on their way to execute this warrant.
Best meme ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=YbaTur4A1OU
2009 reporting for duty
>>673136693
>Not everything i know is false.
See? i was right, you can't even knowledge your ignorance.
>>673131049
2008 here. Don't consider myself an oldfag. I guess I'll leave now.
BRING BACK SNACKS!!
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still? you never were
>>673137533
Can't argue with dubs
hands free fapping
>>673133753
2014 newfag here.
This truely is the ultimate newfag detector.
2006 reporting in. been visiting 4chan only once or twice a year in 2009-2014 tho. regularly checking in since 2014.
life didnt get better i guess.
>>673131049
Somebody should do this in real life.
>>673133147
this is bait, right?
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2010 reporting in
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>oldfag
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>>673136380
2015 newfag here. I sure as hell don't get it.
>let's weed out the fake old fags
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>>673134344
You forgot "faces of /b/...
>srsly wtf..what happened to getting rekt for showing your face here jeez
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>2014
>feels like I've been her for ages!
Kek
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09 here, unfortunately.
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>>673134344
I'm in the same boat too. /b/ will never be the bee we knew it to be.
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2009 reporting in.
>>673131175
cicada is not very old.
>2009
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2016 reporting in.
900 b.c. reporting in
2013 here
>don't think I've been around long enough?
I've been here long enough to know how to meme you into fucking OBLIVION, so watch you're tounge faggot
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2008
Oldfag here
c u r r e n t y e a r reporting in
>>673139565
>spelling it as pedo
>>673131049
Why didn't anybody do this and record it?
puddi puddi
>>673133753
a simple google search tells you how to triforce.
do you even know what triforce was originally for?
I always wonder if im the last 2004 left...
Does anyone even remember how sad it was when WTsnacks was fired.
God i loved that shit bag cunt.
'09 here. sophomore year of hs.
>>673131049
2001 here, you faggots didn't even know 4chan existed before the wiki says it was created. I hate every single one of you.
2008
>all i do is lurk
>this is like my 15th post in 8 years
2008 fag here
>>673139996
aw dude a thumbnail?
>>673139518
pedo
did anyone go on astatalk before they came here?
>>673132420
that's a nice safari mesh. field tested?
>>673139185
ironically >>>/trash/ is now best board
>>673132474
I've said this before, I'm the "I'm 12 years old and what is this" poster.
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fag
2004
kill me
>>673139280
Really? Some can get as old as 23, which is old as fuck for an invertibrate
On a side note away from how long we've been here, I still await the day they bring back color codes...again. For the umpteenth time. Just so Heaven can be seen in every post ever. Again. For the umpteenth time.
05 ish found out about it on starcraft
>>673132879
This guy was too good. Eddie Price was my personal favorite though.
The surgeon is.back
>>673139996
lurk more
>>673139421
fake
>>673133753
wtf did they fucking change alt255?
DSFARGEG
2004 because why.
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fukken saved
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>>673132223
I remember when this used to gross me out to no end
Now I'm an oldfag :(
2007 here.
It's scary to think how long I've been in this shithole
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LET'S GO TO LARPLAND ANON!
>>673134259
Yes I was there. Great hivemind moment.
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>I'm too retarded to click for reverse image search
-you
>>673135301
kek
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>>673141908
You must be real new
2010
9th post in 6 years
yolo
2007 reporting in
i first used YTMND in like... 2005 or some shit
>>673142336
Why is that?
2005 reporting in.
there are no oldfags anymore, it's all newfags and us in the FBI.
amidorit?
(pyramid)
(pyramid)(pyramid)
>>673133389
giga puddi!
>>673141730
my favorite
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2016 reporting.
What does kek mean?
>>673142803
Be careful not to take the bait son.
>>673134564
I don't miss desu threads.
>>673143138
kek = trump
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Not oldfag, just occasional lurkerfag, but I remember Creepy Chan. What year was that?
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kek also means bacon fyi
>>673143468
Kek makes America great again.
>>673143138
Kill Every Kike
>>673131049
2010 here. Started lurking when I was 16. Didn't know what the fuck I was doing literally never posted anything just sat back and watched as /b/ imploded on itself. It was better back then but not by much. /b/ isn't ruined, just has way more cancer now since it's gotten ironically popular. I now know people who brag about browsing 4chan and back then no one would dare talk about it or be proud of it.
>>673143054
hahaha this wasn't that long ago but I remember it well. this is around the end times where /b/ was still semi decent
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>>673143672
kek DOES NOT mean goats
>>673143800
Ancientfag here, what would you like to know?
>>673143282
Taking a bait is an act of kindness in a way, because you respond to the person who wanted attention and you make them laugh and happy more or less.
where was my santa hat this past xmas
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2008
>>673143947
My bad, I meant Originalfag. I'm not used to that term, back before you 07+ showed up there were just ancientfags, oldfags and newfags.
>>673143947
Gonna have to bump you up to newfag for using that newfag title.
original fags
old fags
new fags
m00t is gone, and he left us to burn; even if you stick with this site for another 10 years, the age of oldfags is over.
>1999 reporting in
'sup yo, may the farts be with you!
>>673135441
fuuuu i remember this.
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>>673143741
:) this was the last desent era of 4ch. only good thing lately are some jizzbottles at christmas and a few things we don't speak of.
>>673131419
4chan was created in 2003. Newfag.
>>673144232
That's how I know you're still a newfag, originalfag is a new term we never used.
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08 Reporting in for duty
>>673131049
27 , been lurking since 2007 , still a newfag , fuck this place is awful, and I thought it was bad back then
>> 2016 reporting in
>>673144232
If you like fun and originality so much, then by all means go and make a thread, think of something fun and make yourself memorable on /b/.
>>673135441
Hurry someone push that fucker over already!
>>673144428
No, faggot.
It used to just niggers, faggots, and the FBI.
Then the first wave of newfags came, and we ended up with oldfags.
Then more newfags came, and we had people talking about being original fags.
Ancientfag is some newfag tier bullshit that relinquishes oldfag to the newfags so all the reddit fags can feel like newfags.
orginal fags
oldfags
newfags
If you got here after 2005, you're a newfag, and you always will be.
>>673143710
/b/ was never good faggot
>>673131049
I saw a video about 4chan on YouTube last week, been here ever since.
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Newfag
1987 reporting in
>>673131049
2012 oldfag. Fucking lolz.
2005 masterrace here. /s/ used to be the place for porn before porn could move.
I remember a time before dubs and keks. When the cp flowed free. Those were dark times.
>>673144662
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
>>673144570
I lurked for two years before posting for the first time in September 2007...the first time I was ever called a faggot on /b/
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2019 reporting in
>>673131049
2003 reporting in, today's crap isn't even as bad as crap posted back then
>>673144829
Maybe you're right, back then I would spend 3 months lurking 8 hours a day and 3 months away from 4chan. I missed some things, hell, even when I would go a day without browsing I saw that I missed a lot of shit.
Not like now I guess, nothing anyone would miss happens anymore.
>>673139996
make it your last one. ever.
>>673138931
haha,.. they will never get it..¿
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I watched that stupid fucking camera for hours waiting for that shit.
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>>673135329
enlighten us some originalfag senpai!
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fuck your "prove you're a oldfag" shit. After lurking for almost a year my first memory was April Fur's Day, however long ago that was
fuck this board. why am i still here
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God, why?
Great day for /b/ James Russles gets his.
>>673139723
go back to uk faggot
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2006 reporting in
>>673145869
april fur fag here, i know your pain
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Im such a oldfag u dont even know
You guys have been lurking trap and fur threads for a long time? That's nothing to be proud of.
Faggots.
>>673145762
Because you know that everyone in your life is a lying piece of shit always deceiving everyone around them and 4chan is the only place where people actually say what they want.
>>673145869
I saw him IRL.
>My friend bought a civic with a 2500 dollar flame paint job
>Airbags (the ones that control the height of the car)
>Stuff done to the engine
>Nos
>We were coming back from somewhere and saw a civic a few years newer beside us
>My friend revs the engine a few times
>The guy revs his
>We start going and leave his ass in the dust
>Slow back down
>He comes up beside us
>My friend had started doing this thing where he gives people a thumbs up with a smile and then turns it into a thumbs down while turning the smile into a frown
>I roll down the window and give a thumbs up to this old man this white hair
>Before I could turn my thumb down he opens his mouth really wide, throws his thumb up rapidly, and turns his open mouth into that face and smile
>I slowly pulled my arm back inside and rolled up the window
>I've never tried to fuck with someone using that method since
It was fucking horrifying to see in person man.
Hi there.
>>673145000
Been too long since ive seen someone use the term master race
Feels good man. Thanks anon.
2007
it was a better time
>wry
>green anon
>mudflip
>milhouse
>the game
>i respect your opinion but seriously, check out this CP
>>673131049
Hii I'm new to this old thread
>2012
>oldfag
wat
2004 reporting in.
>>673145869
i miss snacks ):
>>673131145
'06. Then gf now waifu showed me this shit hole and I can't stop watching the trainwreck.
I'm 30.
>>673135329
seriously, what the fuck is this?
file name is 00110111_00100000_00110111_00100000_00111000_00100000_00110100_00100000_00110000_00100000_00110010_00100000_00110111_00100000_00110011_00100000_00110000_00100000_00111001
if you convert to text
7 7 8 4 0 2 7 3 0 9
if you convert to decimal
7784027309
this is fucking eating me
09 reporting in
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2007 reporting in.
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>>673148009
fucking phone number?
shit they're the same. fuck i didn't notice before i feel dumb
2010. 4chan fueled my pornography addiction and now i have 15000 images on my phone. Kill me please
>>673132218
I browse solely for the purpose of pissing you off nigger.
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>only heaven
is milhouse a meme?
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>>673132998
Bring Shmorky and Pantsfish back, then
>>673132474
This, literally, was one of the first threads I saw on /b/. (See >>673132256)
Here for the lulz ever since.
>>673148239
anon pls teach me. I have no desire for romance with people in real life but I can't get myself into being legitimately attracted to 2d
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2007 reportin in bby
