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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Paws? Yea of course. Who doesn't like some paws.
What's everyone doing?
>>673116914
Fuck off you austic prick.
>>673116982
Simpsons and this.
You?
>>673116982
I'm doing good, enjoying sharks, watching Star Trek Enterprise.
>>673117063
Pretty sure that's not how legs work
>>673116982
recovering from the fap cap
>>673117073
>being mad on the internet
>>673117216
Seem fine to me.
>>673117073
Shh. I almost like him already.
He is like Alex, only... different.
And appears more often.
>>673116914
Idk sounds pretty fishy to me
>>673116914
You can, just go to AUS and jump in the ocean
A bit surprised on the drugs bit but something always had him pointed as a gun guy to me...
>>673117159
Odd, was about to put on some Simpsons. Messaging a friend while talking to whomever in here.
>>673117214
Hmm, not sure why Sharks don't apeal to me. Haven't seen a single pic i like.
>>673117253
Sounds like it was a little too much kek
>>673117739
Sounds nice.
My parents send their hellos to "the guys"
POST MONSTERS GIRLS TOO
>>673117957
Hiii
>>673117393
The difference between me and Alex is I post my intro than lurk or have normal conversation, I don't get all wifu autistic and spam shit or get upset when others don't share my interest.
>>673117739
nah man i just get so unlucky with my timing and the image cap
>>673118087
I'll let them know you said hello
>>673117957
Hello parents!
>>673118269
I'll say the same for you.
>>673117947
Actually not really. He's dealing with some idiot who did some shit to his sister.
>>673118203
Does it have to be a new pic every 5 seconds tho?
>>673117957
Hey there parents!
>>673117739
It's just preffrence, you don't like sharks that means you don't like sharks no problem. I don't like birds, we all have species we like and those we dont.
>>673117961
I do like monster girls but they arn't anthro.
>>673118463
Oh geez. Sorry. Hope it goes well.
>>673118490
Personally feel canines and dragons are god level
I have never craved steaks this bad in my life
>Since we're both atheists, we'll just go to the registry office and sign the papers. We'll be doing it in heavy metal band t-shirts, though!
Is it strange to say this when announcing your marriage, or is it just me?
>>673118621
Ooop yeah I love dragons almost as much as sharks, they are top shelf.
>>673118096
>The difference
Some may call that difference, yes.
>I don't get all wifu autistic...
Hopefully, I actually don't measure people by their autistic levels.
>>673118823
Well the whole atheists thing yeah, that's a little weird but I figured I would always get married in an Iron Maiden shirt
Or at least the whole courthouse license thing
>>673118771
Diesel?
>>673118883
I get autistic when I'm working on something but generaly not in conversation.
>>673118463
nah its just when i post i have to solve the davinchi code somethimes it gets pretty distracting ontopoff that idk .-.
>>673117957
YO POPS
>>673119111
I don't think it's weird getting married in the shirts, but seems like they're doing it to be "edgy".
>>673118490
I suppose you're right. Sharks just seems like one i would like, but oh well.
>>673118604
If you mean 'Goes well' by the guy going to jail. Then yes, i hope so too.
>>673119253
>I have to solve the davinchi code
I laughed. Tho it's quite true.
>>673119143
That's ok.
>>673118096
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Anyone have images that have really suggestive parts that aren't sexual?
I need a new steam profile pic of a cute furry ffemale with a facial.
>>673119728
That's pretty sexual.
>>673119321
Oh yeah, they definitely are. That's what makes it strange.
On a sort of related thing, I read that somewhere a court house was denying marriage license applications to couples that identified as atheists or something. Or maybe it was a couple who got denied because they proclaimed they were or something like that.
Shit, even the idea of getting married doesn't appeal to me anymore. I don't see myself being with anyone right now or even see myself walking down the proverbial aisle.
>>673119724
Wyla
>>673119728
I'd vote for that one
>>673116781
Hello.., I like Furry
>>673120015
>>673119887
Well it's one I've used.... I want a different one.
Give me all your females that are in heat/facialed please!
>>673119111
At your service. I'm on my phone so I've got no content to post
>>673120015
I don't really get the whole marriage thing outside of a religious context honestly.
>>673118869
Herm dragons are fucking aces. Just something about dragons makes me melt
>>673120249
Ah, no worries dude.
I take it the fasting isn't going too well?
>>673120353
Yeah, that's kinda how I feel about it. I mean I get why people do and good for them but I just don't see it being more than a tax or political thing
Then again I'm pretty disillusioned with love itself right now.
>>673120840
Using this now.
>>673120015
>Wyla
thanks
>>673120840
Oh well.
>>673121024
good choice
Can we get chubby and thick bitches in here?
>>673121053
No problem man
>>673121056
Yep
>>673120840
I think you quoted the wrong post. Yea fasting sucks and the rest of the prep is hell. Let's just say I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone
I think >>673120840 was for >>673120263
Can anon here get some advice on how to ask a girl out he likes? Got no clue right now, and it's usually no problem. But for some reason is this time
>>673121394
Probably the last place you should ask to be honest.
>>673121394
Use Facebook.
>>673121578
Nah, looking for creative ideas. Usually try whatevs people suggest. As long as it's nothing like walking up to them doing some weird shit.
>>673121790
I don't even know how to do it non-creatively.
>>673121303
Oh shit, yeah I did quote the wrong post. it'll be over soon enough and you'll be back to 100%. You've got my support
>>673121394
>Can anon here get some advice on how to ask a girl out he likes?
Don't. That way you're not disappointed
>>673121024
Orgional?
>>673121965
Got called about my blood work. They didn't say if it was good or bad but they did ask how I was doing. Also I need to go back in 2 weeks for more blood work. Guess it'll be at least next month before I get back to work
Also fuck these food captchas
>>673121954
I don't just wanna be like "Hey i like you kek".
>>673121965
Wouldn't disappoint me, we're currently friends. I'd just stay a friend then.
>>673122435
Seems risky.
>>673116914
As she sits and rubs all the bulges that are you? Caressing and squeezing upon your body entombed within the sweltering, slimy her stomach. Mocking your fate as food while relentless walls cram you into a little ball of flesh. Melting you away in the course of hours, giving you your final wish in the cruelest possible way.
Not like she'd remember, just one meal among so very many.
>>673122624
Risky how?
>>673123041
Ruin your friendship.
>ask a girl out
>>673121790
>creative ideas
OK i'll be blunt with you.
Are an idiot? PS. Think before you answer.
>>673123128
You think it would ruin our friendship?
>>673122389
Fuck dude I hope its sooner than that. And I hope that you'll get a good result from the blood work soon.
You should use the legacy captchas, I think you can do that on mobile
>>673122435
That's some optimism man. I still would be cautious but if you do sack up and ask her out, I hope it goes well for you.
>>673123271
Yes.
>>673122833
I preffer giantess not samesize
Anyone got any gifs? I'd post some but I recently lost my folder :\
>>673123327
I'll be fine with these food captchas. I've been surrounded by some of my favorite food all day and haven't eaten any. The results should be good since I didn't have to make a trip up to the hospital
>>673123327
Thanks alot anon, always good to get some positivity your way.
>>673123426
I doubt it would, we're fairly close.
>>673123710
Well good for you.
>>673123584
I got you anon
>>673123710
I try to be positive for others when I can't be for myself.
Still, hope for the best but be prepared for the worst and that could very well be a ruined relationship with your friend. Keep that in mind.
>>673123884
Much appreciated anon :)
>>673123483
Picky, picky. Be more specific next time.
>>673124033
If telling a friend you like them as more then a friend ruins your friendship then they probably weren't really your friend.
You furries are fucking paranoid.
>>673124033
Same here. Though i've felt more positve lately. This whole thing with this girl though has made me kinda sick cus i genuily want a "Yea, i like you too anon".. But i'm prepared for disapointment. Happens all the time.
>>673116914
Go to Australia covered in chicken blood and giblets
Wish granted
>>673124381
I agree with this
>>673124381
You don't think it would be awkward knowing your friend wants to get in your pants?
>>673124821
I dont.
I've been friends with people that want more then friendship. I've been friends that I wanted more then friendship with.
You dont know if you dont ask and why not try to elevate a friendship if you like them?
Better then just chatting up a stranger. At least you know you like your friends.
>>673124821
The other 23 hours and 57 minutes in the day can be spent cuddling and shopping. Not completely awkward.
>>673125304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPBTozqdvY
>>673125323
You can do that as friends.
>>673125456
Stop encouraging him to be a coward.
Let him attempt to achieve his dreams.
>>673125409
That's so awesome! I wonder if they will reference it.
>>673125456
Exactly
>>673125409
>>673125646
>2013
Nevermind I'm dumb.
>>673125639
Fine. I don't care.
>>673124821
You make it sound like a relationship is only about getting in the persons pants.
It's about the person for me, all that other stuff comes second place and even further back.
>>673125202
Same. Been there done that.
>>673126096
Then just stay good friends.
>>673125409
Haha
Good shit
just got done watching "The Gang goes to Hell" a second ago
first part anyways, haven't seen second part****
How is the cringeworthy life going, furfags?
>>673125646
I hope so, that would be fucking awesome if they did, even if that was from three years ago.
>>673125639
I can't stop anyone from doing anything but my own experience has taught me that being outgoing and trying to talk with the person you love only ends poorly.
But I'm one guy out of a few billion with some experiences, and my perception of those experiences are my own. But I've learned that when I try to do things or be outgoing or something, I only fuck myself over and end up feeling worse than I was before.
So fuck you. Do what you want but like I said before, hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
>>673126532
Pretty good. You?
>>673125639
You my friend are the real mvp.
>>673125456
It's about the person, that you care intensely for their feelings and well being in a way you don't for anyone else. Wanting to make them incredibly happy with you. And some of those things you can't do as a friend.
This thread is making me sick.
>>673127147
Physically?
>>673127147
Yeah, I'm feeling it too
>>673126704
Good, I avoid taking place in any of this, so life is pretty good for me.
>>673127147
That picture is making me hard.
>>673126674
Well then, You had better not ever try to have a relationship with anyone.
Best to just wank to fur porn in your mums basement.
>>673127220
Not yet.
>>673127147
No wonder people make fun of you guys if you get sic at the thought of actually being with a girl.
>>673127248
Yet you lurk in a fur thread? You're obviously a furry in denial kek
>>673127534
Nope, don't lurk, other than to make fun of you. To summarize how my life is, let's just say my Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.
>>673121394
Alright anon, I'll bite.
First off the fact that you're even having to ask is not a good sign. Even if you have no idea what's going on, you've always got to ACT like you know what's going on. Girls aren't just confusing, they're confused themselves. You have to be confident and solid, not unsure and wavering.
And asking her out? You'll laugh because it's ridiculous, but just ask her (preferably in person, maybe in text). Just while you're talking with her ask her if she's up for doing X date activity since you're free this Friday or whatever day. Don't ask or treat it like it's a huge thing, you're just asking her it do X with you like she's a friend, not for her hand in marriage.
Any questions /b/ro?
>>673127945
So owning a fast expensive car makes you...?
>I don't lurk
Yet you're replying to me.
>>673128234
Damn, dude, that one flew right over your head. Let's try again. I live in hotels, tear at the walls, I have accountants pay for it all.
>>673127945
Sick reference bro
Do you lock the doors in case you're attacked?
>>673127952
I would ask her in person, but she lives 500 kilometers away from me, and we only really see eachother with months apart most of the time. Guess i could ask her through text seeing we're meeting again soon.
I'm fairly confident, nothing wrong there. But for some reason she in this case has just made me completely blank. Not sure what to do.
>>673128944
Yes, I do, how did you know that?
new thread
>>>/trash/1819528
>>673129142
Nigga
I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all night
