*BOOM BOOM CRASH*
Someone just broke into your house.
You have 30 seconds to grab a weapon.
What's nearby?
A glock 79 knife
>>673071253
Crossbow
A kunai
>>673071470
Brünner zkk 7x64
I'll sock him hard with my rock hard cock hard
>>673071253
A condom.
My ass loaded with shit so I will aim my ass at the burglar and shit on him
A plate
>>673071253
I'll grab both my knifes and that motherfucker is gonna have an accident of the balcony
>>673071470
Not really ideal for home defense but it's interesting I'll give you that.
the wrath of the god emperor.
A teaspoon
machete
>>673071253
a bag with 500gram cocaine.
My AR-15.
>>673071712
A chair.
>>673071883
Surprised this took as long as it did tbh
>>673071253
Bitch I live on the 21st floor. I've got minutes.
>>673071253
bad-dragon dildo
>>673071762
kek
>>673071253
Xd 9mm, or an ak47.
Glorious Moist Nugget is ready for removal of Kebab, Jamal, and Fascist.
Any of these will do just fine.
@673071253
I hav an old 1911 from my grand
>>673071253
I dont have a house OP
>>673072207
First day newfriend?
>>673071470
>Crossbow
>triggered
>>673071253
>intruder in my home
>put the kettle on
>settle down in my favourite chair with my cup of Irish Breakfast tea and watch as my German Shepherd imported from Austria laps at the blood squirting from the man's neck
>pat my dogs head to let my best friend know I love him
>wonder why cat people even exist
>>673071253
30 seconds is a long time
>>673072207
>i hav old 1911 frum me grand
Go play cod kid.
>>673071253
Both of my dads. They met in the navy.
>>673072174
so jelly of the shotty
>>673072511
Okay, so what do you grab, faggot?
>>673071253
a ukulele
>>673071253
>>673072174
>birdshot
breaking news
>>673072207
Do you even know how to operate it?
>inb4 yes
I fucking doubt it
>>673071253
beer bottle
>>673071253
A large fan. All I have to do is take the front cover off.
>>673072735
>Not I using ranged potato peeler to remove Jamals face
Also I had just used all of my 00 buck So I just tossed what I had laying around in it.
Literally have an ak 47 and a remington 870 next to my bed.
>>673071253
my dick, that son of a bitch is going to the cage and later livestreamed on darkweb in my basement redroom
>>673072604
butcher knife or katana, yeah cringe worthy but I dont have a baseball bat or rubber hoses
>>673073085
Pics?
furniture polish
coffee cup full of boiling hot coffee, could sprint a few metres to the kitchen and get a knife
>>673073194
Fair nuff
I'm literally 6 feet from my door so he must be pretty slow to give me 30 seconds to grab a weapon, I think I might get a drink first and then probably use my coffee table as a weapon. Sturdy and small enough for me to swing.
that motherfucker is going to get it
>>673071253
Oddly I have a hunting knife on my desk right now, was using it to scrape the resin out of my bowl last night, so that would be my go-to at this particular moment. But normally I keep it in a drawer next to my bed so I'd be stuck with a pencil or something probably.
>>673072174
Mosin won't
Large kitchen knife or baseball bat
>>673071253
I can beat a preschools worth of toddlers to death with my laptop. Sure it could knock out any cunt.
>>673071716
Do you have a license for that?
With this i can k.o. the shit out of everybody with one hot on the head
The other thing is a baseball bate
All I need are my dubs
>>673073615
Are you a gaped dick monger?
Even if I do somehow manage to miss in such tight quarters I have a foot long bayonet on the end essentially giving me a more than 5 foot fucking pike/warclub to fend him off with.
Not ideal but No doubt it would be capable of the task. Especially if the dude is unarmed
I feel relatively safe.
WWII Service Pistol.
it'll do in a pinch I guess.
One magma
I got this
>>673071253
I hit him in the face with this.
i got this
I'm screwed
Litreally nothing
>>673074639
My ants are pleased
>>673074713
Better off with a kitchen knife fam
>>673074713
Enjoy being raped and killed
>>673071253
We'll since I live in the UK
>sausages
>>673075061
Explain how.
>>673074626
Statistically, you are more likely to have that used on you.
>>673071253
I shall live longer
I got books...
its not my home ill rob the place with the fucker and blame it on him
>>673074907
100% save from criminals, dont even worry about it.
>>673075160
Did I mention, am Britfag
>>673075160
How big of a dude are you?
More than likely the intruder is armed and that Shit is fucking laughable.
Unless you are a 6'9" genetic miracle with some body weight you'd just get you ass kicked
My shotgun is 2 feet away at all times, boom boom mutha fucka
>>673071253
I keep a loaded Mossberg 500 Persuader in the corner behind my bed. I'll be fine as long as there aren't more than six of them.
My dildo.
Both in my room, loaded, and ready to go.
Portal gun
>>673075584
shoot urself please
>>673071253
my razorsharp macbok air
>>673075584
Nice. What's your wheelgat chambered in?
.45 longslide with laser sighting
>>673072174
Did you just time travel from the 1920's?
I got a vase and some Viagra. Knock him out and overdose him on that shit.
i'm fucked ...nothing to good
>>673072586
Which one? The coach is my fun times blow up appliances gun. I love it
>>673075770
I wish
>>673075808
Then you guys end up banging and it turns out you're actually a character in a gay bootleg sequel to 50 Shades of Gray.
51 Shades of Fucked Up
>>673075733
.38
I would prefer .357 but it was willed to me by my grandpa when he died. Can't complain. It's a nice gun.
>>673071253
Mossberg Roadblok 12 gauge
HK USP Expert .45
HK P30SK 9mm
FN FS2000
All of them are ready to go and about 2 seconds away.
>>673075485
Nah G, I just gotta put my heart into that swing, straight into the temple.
I actually have a crossbow and I could EASILY walk up the stairs and pull it out on him.
>be like bitch u fucked
>>673075584
Statistically, you will kill yourself with one of these in less than five years. Why not start now?
I got a Machete, Hatchet & Knife all within my arms reach :)
>>673073615
Mosin will readjust your shoulder in case it breaks in the struggle while simultaneously blowing off the head of his accomplice hanging out in the van outside.
>>673076079
We aren't asking about your CS GO loadout, loser.
Ima beat them with my cock
>>673075204
Statistically, based on that statement, you're 100% more likely to be a faggot.
Also citation needed.
>>673072352
fellow dog owner ... I tip my top hat M'sire
>>673076128
Go back to tumblr, I've owned more than fifteen handguns for the past ten years and so far my brain is happy and intact.
You'll kill yourself with your doritos and lack of exercise before I kill myself with a gun.
>>673076087
Better than nothing I suppose
>>673071253
A broken PS3
>>673071253
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>673076366
Nothing beats the power of heart and brass.
I'm a fucking assassins creed boss. I could pull out my hidden blade and shank that fucking nigger. I'm way to cool to pick up anything but my huge ass balls because I would come at that nigger without shit but a blade bitches
>>673076260
Shit just scare him away with it. Fuck.
>>673076260
WTF is up with that dick looks like a fucking plant
And of course, dah oozie nein-millimeter
Im a muslim. And we dont promote violence so...
>>673072174 you must be a cheap, cowboy reject, because you've got a moist nugget, a nugget revolver, a coach gun, a pump shotgun, and a henry.
>>673076453
30-06 does actually.
>>673076552
M1 Garand.
Last door that asshole ever kicks.
>>673076128
I love how anti-gun faggots are horrible at math and can't do basic statistics if they wanted to.
It's a demonstrated fact that among all industrialized nations the murder rate negatively correlates with gun ownership. More guns = less murder. That's a fucking fact concluded by the UN.
See the trend line? The slope is negative. And they even excluded the USA because the USA skews the data so the slope is even more negative.
http://crimeresearch.org/2014/03/comparing-murder-rates-across-countries/
This is the only thing I can get to in 30 seconds....I thought I had a shovel somewhere, but I don't.
Am I fucked?
>>673076739
Fucking exactly
a bat with nails im good
>>673076637
I would probably fling a bottle at the face as hard as I can and scream like a little bitch
>>673076799
That'll show him when you miss and it goes through five walls and hits your neighbor right in the dick.
>>673073515
> gets shot
>>673076331
Yep, you contemplate suicide every night. So sad.
The bow that's propped on my wall
>>673076799
Those shitty guns that jammed all the time in Vietnam?
I thought those were illegal to own.
Have fun getting killed as you unjam your peashoooter amerifat
>>673076800
You are also less likely to die from a gunshot in the United States than you are by falling to your own death. That was concluded by the CDC.
You are literally more likely to fall to your own death than be shot. When do you hear the media freaking the fuck out about the falling deaths plaguing our nation?
>>673077163
>implying he'll shoot it
>>673076994
> alcoholic detected
>>673077137
Uh, no? I contemplate what I'm going to have for breakfast in the morning, but that's about it.
>>673076800
I know that thinking isn't your strong suit but PSSST. THE US ISNT EVEN ON THAT GRAPH. Probably because it would look ridiculous since we have the most guns and a super high murder rate.
My infant son.
>>673077163
>Garand
>jamming
> in Nam
>Weak bait
Please stop.
>>673077290
Right, and your first though is a bullet, second thought is another bullet.
Ruger .380 and a GSD
>>673076829
Suicide hammer
>>673076069
ur a fukin fag
>>673077230
I can see the protest signs now.
BAN HEIGHT
ONE STORY = ZERO DEATHS
HIGHRISE = HIGH DIES
HILLARY 4 PREZ
>>673071712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T041HnskeIk
Calm Chowda
>>673077163
>peashooter
.30-06
>>673071253
A pair of decent size scissors, A paperweight, or a mug of boiling hot tea.
>UK
>>673071253
>What's nearby?
.44 Magnum and a S&W 22LR semi-auto.
>>673071253
photos of your mum
>>673077526
Invite the robber in u fkin faget
>>673077518
Yeah, you must have some big peas in your country.
>>673076739
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJAJAAJ
>>673077317
>super high murder rate
Check out the source I linked before opening your mouth next time faggot. Yes the USA has a higher rate of murder than many Eurpopean nations, but it isn't even in the top 100 nations for murder worldwide. I think we rank somewhere around 110th last I checked.
ARX-100 behind desk, dozen or so more rifles and 5 handguns around the house
pillows.
>>673071253
But I'm wealthy. I honestly only see like 2 black people a week at the shops and they wear suits.
Why i need a weapon when there is literally no crime for miles?
Guns are for poor people and hillbillies
I have time
Lead filled baseball bat and dench arms. Hes toast
A lamp
>>673077456
>be down on luck decide to commit some petty theft for some extra change
>all goes well hit a few joints got a couple hundred in the bank. Getting into the rythem of robbing suburban houses
>another typical night nothing figure this house will be just like the others
>kick in door raid kitchen and living room.
>make way to bedroom,
>opens door to find anon smashing his own skull in with a hammer
Never Rob another house again
>>673077753
Oh yeah, once again leaving out important info: the US is a leader in murders in FIRST WORLD NATIONS. Comparing us to Zambia or Colombia is retarded.
>>673071253
heavy mechanical keyboard
Knitting needles
My vape. He'll probably kill himself
>>673074713
Look at those soft baby hands.
For knuckle dusters to be effective you actually gotta have a Good punch first mate.
A sword I made
>>673077998
because guns are fucking awesome, thats why.
Check out this video. They take a bunch of SJW liberal pussies and let them shoot guns for the first time and almost all of them think it was fucking awesome at the end. Because it is fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Ex2rVOUWs
>>673077753
There is not a single first world nation on that graph aside from the US. If you have to omit facts in your graph then you're obviously misrepresenting the truth and your data is worthless. You didn't mention any other first world nations for that very reason.
In 30 seconds I could run outside and do three circles around my house and come back inside and grab anything from any room.
Got one of these. If it's good enough to kill Nazis its good enough for home intruders.
>>673077998
Maybe, but you certainly need English lessons you fucking smug retarded cunt.
Not home now, but when I am:
My 1911 is loaded on my nightstand by my bed
My carry gun is always loaded an in arms reach
I also have other guns that may or may not be handy depending on the day.
>>673071585
Rape him. You got a condom on so it's not gay.
>>673077753
lol at high fiving yourself because you have a lower murder rate than some third world countries
>>673071253
12 ga
S&W model 586 .357 caliber. Shooting hollow points. Don't step in front of me
pop pop
watchin niggas drop
>>673077629
I'll tell him to calm down and ask him if he wants a cuppa.
>>673078159
How is including all nations leaving out information, faggot?
>>673072039
wtf lol
>>673078364
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>>673071253
>>673078364
Yes shooting guns is awesome. As is making bombs and a bunch of other dumb shit.
It's awesome because it's a cheap loud thrill which typically lower class folk are so excited by. Spear fishing is the closest I come to gunplay. It's just unnecessary for me to have something simply because it's a cheap thrill.
I have many more exciting toys in my life and a gun would just be forgotten in a closet if I ever got one.
>>673071253
This
>>673078795
If you mean all those unlabeled data points, ok? YOU STILL OMITTED THE LABELS. There are like seventy dots there with comparable or lower murder rates, but they don't get labled because they don't comply with your narrative. Only third world countries where kidnapping and murder is a thriving business get labeled apparently.
>>673071253
No problem, I'll just use the secret single strike chopstick death move... then continue eating my noodles
>>673078375
That graph includes every single point that is on this graph you liar.
>>673076800
You didn't even take the time to follow up the thread of my comments.
You are a deliberately dishonest liar with zero data to back up your lies, just like every other anti-gun advocate I have ever encountered in real life or on the internet.
That graph that you said contained no developed 1st world nations contains EVERY SINGLE DEVELOPED NATION IN THE WORLD! And I even provided the source, which ultimately is data from the UN.
You couldn't be more wrong. Go fuck yourself you lair.
A BBQ fork.
>Go downstairs
>Faggot 1 is distracted with his tactical AK-47
>Russian speaking shit with m8.
>I realise that they are not coming for my house, they are coming FOR ME.
> DUNN, DRAMATIC.
>I rush him with my fork, stabbing him on head.
>I do a 360 backflip on air while i crush Faggot 2's neck with my legs in the movement
>Takes the fork from Faggot 1's head and throw it at Faggot 3, hitting him on eye
>Kick him in balls, poke his eyeboll with my BBQ fork.
[AFTER 2 WEEKS]
> City makes a statue because of my heroic actions to detain Russian Terrorists.
>>673078471
And how many languages do you speak fluently my American friend? Your national average is .7 so I'm guessing when it comes to any language you shouldn't be drawing attention to yourself.
Go away now
>>673072352
Until the person breaking in shoots your dog.
Remington 870 tactical loaded and ready
>>6730712
COLT m4 with duel mag
>>673079206
I provided the source, you fucking idiot. Investigate it further if you care. Oh wait, you aren't concerned with the facts, because they prove you dead fucking wrong.
>>673079022
So you're the white boy in those 'niggers fucking my wife' videos?
>>673079472
That's why you get 2 dogs
>>673079577
No. Unlike you and your insecure community I am fully aware of what my fiance likes and dislikes and never am fearful of being unable to compete with another race.
You are merely projecting your own fears and from it creating hate.
Porn is for degenerates anyway, over sexualization and lack of control over desires is the reason you live in poverty and resort to all this bravado and false self assurance.
Have a good day.
SOCK FULL OF PENNIES!!!! FUCK YEAH!
>>673079472
>>673079836
Dogs aren't useful as an actual defense. They are mostly useful as a way of being alerted to an intruder. Nature's burglar alarm.
I have two dogs, a security gate and my house is surrounded by video cameras. youre not getting anywhere near my front door asshole
My 12" dick
>>673080531
>I have never had a dog: The Post
Dogs kill people mate. Depending on the breed, the dog is a completely valid method of home defense, it's a time tested method
>>673080755
That's a way to shoot yourself in the heart.
>>673080458
What do you all think of my .gif creation skills?
>>673080954
Yeah, if you breed it as an attack dog. 99.9% of the time a family pet dog isn't going to do anything but bark.
I've owned dogs my entire life. Large breeds and small including a pittbull. The Pitt was the biggest softie of them all. My Cairn Terrier thought she was a fucking wolf and was fearless even though she was like 17 lbs.
Toilet paper because I'm taking a poo.
>>673071253
My bb gun
>>673071253
A hockey puck.
i've got two KA-BARs sitting behind me
i should be fine
my trusty katana
>>673078648
Get some tritium night sights poorfag
>>673081727
Kill yourself weeaboo
>>673071253
I've got a replica MP40 and a German field officers hat.
>>673079304
>dog suffers horrific animal abuse
>terrified, confused and alone in an alien place surrounded by strangers
>woman decides to take a picture of this poor thing to raise aware
>"lawl make sure I'm in the picture too"
Every time
>>673071253
sword
dagger
Kuni
keyblade
trilby
I'm set to slay while they laugh.
>>673081802
Japan is 10x better country than america. Go kill yourself ass fuck
My FNS 9mm
who is it?
>>673071584
Keked
>>673078375
You were saying?
Yes, USA has a higher rate of murder than most European nations. But when the absolutely huge rate of gun ownership in the United States is taken into account it is perfectly clear that more guns does not directly correlate with more murder. If that was the case then the United States should have far and away the most murders in the entire world among all nations, not just 1st world nations.
The rate of gun ownership in the USA is simple astronomical compared to anywhere else.
This data was provided in the link you carefully avoided clicking on.
http://crimeresearch.org/2014/03/comparing-murder-rates-across-countries/
>>673081971
Japan is such a better country that the Japs have 2X the suicides of America fucking LOL
>>673081971
Then go move to Japan you traitorous cuck.
>>673082163
im Japanese
>>673080755
Mythbusters proved it's a myth. Doesn't work in the slightest.
White guy living in all black apartments in shady area. Have shaved head and ride a Harley. Don't dislike the people around me but I get the feeling that I'm not very welcome. So yea cz p07 and glock 22 in arms reach. Should be ok.....I hope.
I wpuld cover the floor in lego and upturned plugs. Bitch aint coming near me.
i got a........ trashcan.
so i'll do this i guess.
>>673081971
>Japan is 10x better country than america. Go kill yourself ass fuck
Double the suicide rate of America. And Suicides make up 66% of gun deaths in America.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/09/upshot/gun-deaths-are-mostly-suicides.html?_r=0
>>673081971
Japan is yes. But we don't want you.
Play with your virginity in america please.
>>673080755
What kind of fucking moron would ever believe this?
My trusty knife
>>673071253
Hammer
>>673082360
Prove it, post eye and time stamp
A bottle of beer and a brick
>>673082655
I would rather have a rusty knife so I can give put free tetanus.
>>673081971
>>673082568
Japan has almost zero gun ownership and they kill themselves at double the rate of Americans who own 300 million guns?
Holy shit, Japan. Get you shit together niggers.
>>673082614
ill join japanese army and go rape korean/Chinese bitches
>>673071253
my dick
>>673080755
>remember to compensate for bullet weight
ahahahha
>>673082568
What happened in the 90s? European here, I was too young to follow American politics
>>673082795
Original 10/10 top funny IGN
>>673082619
Nobody. It's something anti-gun idiots post thinking they will troll some gun owner into trying. In reality they are just circle jerking among each other laughing at how dumb gun owners are, meanwhile no gun owner is even fooled for a split second.
M4
>>673082786
at least we japs have balls to do it
A Baseball Bat
>>673071253
Hide behind corner.
Punch his balls as he comes near (try to somehow rip them off).
Proceed to tightly grip his neck (& rip it out).
Finally, remind myself that my country made it illegal to defend yourself in your own home.
>>673081971
C'mon that's a bit harsh on Japan... I mean even half of Europe is 10x better than US so Japan should be around 20x or higher :D
>>673082163
>implying everyone is murricun here
>>673072352
>>673079472
>English mastiff
>220lbs
If my pup gets shot, he's only gonna get angry. The thing chews apart cinder blocks
>>673082886
The 1980s and early 1990s was major drug (crack cocaine) activity in America and crime levels were at all time highs. During the 1990s as the drug activity fell all violence in America started falling.
Right now, crime in America are at all time lows, around 1960s levels of murder rate
This was
Dip spitter
>>673082886
>>673071598
A 1879 colts side by side?
>>673071253
Hatched
>>673071253
This thing looks pretty painful. It was sitting right next to the couch I was on.
>>673083082
A re you in the UK? I'm pretty sure the law was changed so you are allowed to use "reasonable" force.
>>673081108
shit
Testing something
>>673074451
underrated post
>>673075018
safest person in this thread.
>>673082794
That's not how it work.
They do not let fat western manga fans join our army.
>>673079206
Uh, no I'm not. You literally don't care about the truth, you adjust your data to fit your storyline. That graph shows me that the only nations with significantly higher murder rates than the US are third world countries. That's fucking it.
>>673083082
I'm sorry you live in a nanny state, anon...
A muslim
Ar - 15 with bump stock easy legal way to make full auto similar experience.
>>673083336
If by ''reasonable'' force you mean swiftly stripping for the intruder, then yes.
>>673071253
My pitbull will eat him while I slowly unlock, shine and load my beretta al391 12 gauge. Then I'll sit there with it pointed at his face till the cops come.
>>673071253
A katana and a crossbow that my brother got me from a flea market
>>673083165
Very impressive. How is he around kids? Mastiffs I've been around were clumsy around children but didn't mean any harm. What's yours like?
>>673083171
Exactly. The violent crime and murder rates have fallen to nearly half of their rates 20 years ago, but liberals act like the sky is falling and that shootings are worse than ever and we need to ban all guns. Just think of the children!!!!
Almost all metrics of crime have fallen by nearly 50% give or take.
sauce:
https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/table-1
>>673081729
I need to get better sights. You like them do you?
>>673082161
yeah and we like to eat your POW because we have balls. Americans are so scared they don't even fly their planes they just send gay ass drone. We japs can take our jets and start crashing into your fucking twin towers. Also you americans are stupid enough to buy our shitty anime Nobody here fucking watches that shit. We raped nanjing once we can do it again. Also those islands near alaska we had invaded we had no fucking troops there and america land on it and 360 americans die like wtf do you even war america ?
fuck yea
gonna show this wanka not to mess with my maccas at 7'o Bong
>>673071253
>>673071253
the sig 9mm on my hip will do the trick
>>673083969
Rust in real life
pee bottle
>>673075129
Not necessarily in that order.
>>673083648
Hey, at least I resort to good ol' melee combat, with absolute disregard for consequences (from the law).
>>673074454
>>673071253
I've got a fist size chunk of granite, a 1x1 piece of wood, and a scorpion, don't know which to choose.
>>673083884
The plastic glock front sight can be literally knocked off the slide. I've seen it happen. Steel sights of some sort are 100% necessary if you want to do serious defensive work with your Glock, and night sights are very useful in dim conditions. Glock factory nightsights are like $70, but I run Trijicon HDs because they have a very bright orange front sight and it's extremely fast for defensive close range shooting.
>>673084165
>off by one again
fucking kek
>>673071253
*BOOM BOOM CRASH*
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WEEE WIIIILL WEEEEE WILLLL
ROCK YOU! *CRASH*
ROCK YOU! *CRASH*
>>673083706
He's real good with kids, very docile and obedient. He's also surprisingly intelligent, so he understands when he does something wrong and doesn't do it again. The dog ate something bad and had the runs while everyone was gone, so he went into the back room (only one hardwood not carpet, did it there, and shut the door most the way (somehow) to mask the smell. He even led me to it when I got home.
He is territorial though, unless I say a person's ok he'll not let them in. And as an added bonus, he's racist. Got him off the street at a year old, from a ghetto. I keep him away from the nignogs, he charges them and feints away to scare em
Chinese sks with 30 round mag.
Hope that nigga is bulletproof.
>>673081727
Katana.
>Better known as a hand fedora
>>673084303
Keked hard, thought the same thing when I saw the thread
Empty bottle of Remy Martin
>>673080755
limit {t approaches infinity} P(t) = 0 when r < 0 and = K only when r > 0. For r = 0, the limit is P_0.
>>673083082
Well, that's one reason to move to America... Other than that, trust me this place is a shit-hole.
>>673076800
Outside the US we have schools instead of shooting ranges
>>673083666
It's true oh dark lord of Satanic trips, UK now allows civilians to defend themselves when being attacked - hurrah
>>673071253
My gun. Intruder is getting shot the moment he walks through that door if he has a weapon in hand.
>>673083694
Is the katana from a flea market? I work with a neckbeard who bought a flea market katana. I told him it was a piece of shit that would break in half if he hit anything with it. He went home and tried to cut something with it and it snapped off at the hilt.
Flea market swords aren't forged. They are made from sheet metal and usually have a rat tail tang that will snap when you try to use the sword.
A real weapon should always have a full tang and be made of forged metal.
meat hammer
>>673084303
Underrated post.
>>673084830
>>673071253
cumshot
>>673074451
>hot on the head
>baseball bate
okay
>>673074763
A helicopter for ants? Yeah good luck anon, you're fucked.
>>673074763
>saves a thumb
Choke on a dense bleach nugget.
>>673085006
Nice one. Tenderizer brutality?
>>673077163
What kind of bait is this
