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Name a sport tougher than boxing


>protip; you can't.
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mma
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Bowling
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>>673069328
Ufc
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wii sports
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>>673069328
Squash
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>>673069482
>I am a 13 year old white boy with a Mohawk and motorcycle shirt: the post.
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>>673069328
Chess.
It's intellectually tougher than any physical sport.
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backwards walking
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>>673069534
I hope that this is a bate. Fucking people who think that ufc is a sport...
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>>673069632
I'm a huge faggot: the reply
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>>673069599
Dubs confirm!
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Playing Minecraft.
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aikido
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>>673069328
Golf
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Chess
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>>673069747
>I need more gel in my Mohawk: the post
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>>673069328
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>>673069328
Rugby easily.
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>>673069328
Yeah Fucking.
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Marching band
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>>673069915
No, rugby is just under wrestling.

It goes
Boxing
Ice Hockey
Wrestling
Rugby
Football Americano
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>>673069570
>1457490516028.jpg
LMAOOOO TOP KEK!!!
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>>673069482
>>673069534
seriously?
most mma fights end without anybody being beat up
maybe 1 in 20 end with an ass-kicking
when every boxing match finishes, both guys usually have the shit kicked out of them
mma is bs because of wrestling (hold you down), grappling (how you while up), and submissions (hold onto your sensitive parts and and lets pretend this would work in a real fight and I don't have balls)

Holly Holm kicking the shit out of Ronda Rousey pretty much proves boxing is superior. Stand up and take your beating.
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Wii sports, no contest
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>>673069745
UFC is a sport dumbass
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>>673069745
i understand you are not a fan. but tell me exactly how this is not a sport
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>>673069745
>MMA is practically exactly the same as boxing
>Incorporates ADDITIONAL avenues of striking
>Incorporates grappling
>not a sport
kek
don't blame us because you like an outdated sport
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>>673070063
Ruslan Provodnikov vs Timothy Bradley Jr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MMAs entire existence.
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stay the fuck away from badminton, that shit is crazy dangerous
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>>673070040
Actually.. this is the official list.

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/sports/top-10-hardest-sports.html

Boxing is nothing compared to modern sports these days..
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>>673069328
Bowling
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people that havent take ¡any foot kick or elbow will say boxing....
real men will say thai boxing or kickboxing/k1
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This >>673069745
Let's pretend fight with lots of fucking rules so panzies that hold onto you can play as a fighter too. Literally, the UFC was created FOR Brazilian jiu-jitsu by BJJ bozos.
Hint: you'll never see BJJ used in a street fight.
Hint 2: it doesn't actually work irl.
Hint 3: it's kinda like just ballet dancing
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>>673070158
Don't get mad because you are a fan of a gimmick created by a Jew pissed off that Mayweather wouldn't accept him into his crew that showcases fighters with 1/10 of the talent and athleticism a boxer has.
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>>673070063
lol being this much of a martial arts pleb
80% of fights end up on the ground
"Oh, because these guys don't just stand in front of each other and let themselves get the shit kicked out of them like cro-magnon knuckle walkers boxing is the better sport." Why don't you ask James Tony how much tougher he was than randy couture? lol fag just go
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>>673070229
LOL that fight was almost 2 fucking years ago, have there really been no good boxing matches since then?
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>>673069328
chess

You massive faggot!
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>>673070285
>hand egg 2nd

kek are muricans this deluded?
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Fight club
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>>673070285

Oh yea, well here's my list from a better, more reputable source than yours


http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/sportSkills
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>>673069328
ayyy lmao
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>>673070381
Hold on
>Lets pretend fight with lots of rules

The first sentence let me know that you have never had an MMA fight and you have not even been to one, or at least underground unsanctioned mma fights. those are brutal.

>Kinda like ballet dancing
okay, do that and let your face get bashed in
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>>673070381
0/10
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>>673069328
mountain climbing
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>>673070649
> ESPN
> Bought by disney
> Disney reputable source..

Sure.. go watch your high school musical shit.
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>>673069328
American Football

>CTE
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crown green bowling
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>>673070555
Takashi Miura Vs Fransisco Vargas
Roman Martinez vs Orlando Salido 1 and 2
And about..... 50 more.
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>>673070836
Better source than ask men fucking kek


>>673070850
Lol faggot
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>>673070399
>1/10 of the talent and athleticism a boxer has
UFC incorporates boxing, as well as a variety of other techniques which means they have all the talent and athleticism of a boxer and more its simple logic.
>Being this butthurt because boxing's inferior
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>a little bit of blood
>a tough sport
fucking wussy
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>>673070040
lol
Football is way over rugby, wrestling and hockey.
Guys get permanently injured, many with brain damage for life, every single day and it is expected. Once in awhile someobody will get injured in hockey but the lifespan of a professional hockey player is several times that of football because it is a high impact sport with the biggest guys looking to smash you every single play. And that's everyone on the field (except the kicker). That doesn't occur in any other sport.
There's a world of difference between the level of impact, collision, and desire to physically and permanently harm your adversary in footbal as compared to sports like wrestling and rugby where the objective is to simply "hold on" to your opponent--not smash him at full speed every single down just to get a chance to maim the quarterback.
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Calcio Fiorentino.
I won
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>>673069328
I can't. Boxing is objectively the toughest sport.
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>>673069667
Nope, GO beats chess intellectually
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>>673071218
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>>673070285
>Official
Says a bunch of fags who own a fag magazine from outside the U.S. for poser-boys who asks their fagboi subscribers which is gayest sport for touchy-feely?
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Can't we all just get along and accept that "life" is the toughest sport
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>>673070158
I'm a boxer but I used to do bjj when I was younger and I've used jiu jitsu in a street fight before. Boxings way more fun though and a better workout
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>>673071494
Um, no. I didn't imply anything. I made a direct statement.
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I don't know if it is really a "sport", but base jumping wingsuit flyers have an insane fatality rate. It's pretty safe when you jump from a plane but when you base jump you have no room for error and just go splat when things go wrong.

I would consider it the most dangerous extreme hobby/sport.
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>>673071050
Confirmed for not knowing what your are talking about.
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>>673069504
Roman is that you...
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Chess
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>>673069328
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>>673069328
Soccer.
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>>673070681
Actually, you'd shit your pants if you knew who I was.
More than a decade in a half in a cage.
2 black belts
Been in over 40 bar fights over the years, spent more than a few overnights in the clink.
Won't say more because you'll know who I am.
And yeah, a bit bitter about Dana, but it really has nothing to do with it.
My opinion is legit.
Yours, and the BJJ crowd--which makes up 99% of MMA fans in the UFC--not so much.
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>>673069328
nazi germany 1943 the toughest sport
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Hockey
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>>673069328
One word - UFC.
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water polo
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>>673071111
The quads tho
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>>673069328
Golf
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Ribbon dancing.
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Your mom
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>>673072030
Tito ortiz?
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>>673069504
Cousin!
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>>673072030
is that you holley holm
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>>673070101
MMA is sport dumbass
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>>673069328

Uhhh... cycling.

No sport burns more calories, or destroys more muscles.
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>>673072172
UFC has more rules to guard against getting fucked up.
and it's so overstaturated anone can be in it.
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>>673072030
>my parents locked me in a cage as a kid
>i'm so skinny i need two belts for my pants
>i've lost over 40 fights while drunk
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>>673069328
Hippo Tipping. Not only is it really hard work but those bad tempered bastards are fucking dangerous.
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>>673072400
GTFO fag
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>>673069482
MMA is kinda gay if you think about it. Twi people in a cage crawling between eachothers legs om the floor trying to choke or punch eachother
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>>673072065
mfw
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>>673069328
either TFC or the Florientino Calcio
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>>673069570
I actually smashed my cousin's head with the controller once while playing baseball. Casualties was unavoidable
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>>673072486
No.
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>>673071659
Bullshit, kid
No shit, I am a serious fighter and one of my bb's is from Gracie (won't say which one because again, if you are in it, you'd know who I was).
BJJ is fucking worthless in a real fight.

Do tell exactly what you used in a "street fight". It must have been a fun tickle-contest. No one in BJJ who knows what they are doing would ever claim it is useful in a street fight.

You're a moron or a liar.

Period.


I've trained in boxing for years and it is way more difficult, way more technical, requires way more speed, is way more taxing, and ultimately more violent and damaging to the person physically than any other sport. Football is a distant second. The rest of the pack is way down and doesn't even compare.

Most boxers have serious brain damage by the time they retire. That's just a fact.
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>>673072398
>MMA is a sport dumbass
>MMA
>MMA
>Mixed Martial Arts
>Is a sport
Kek
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>>673069328
as far as actual skill? baseball and comp. skateboarding are up there.

as far as most brute force human power? Track.
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>>673072577
Man on Man Action. Underwear Fighting Club. FAP-OUT!
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>>673069328
Whitewater kayaking (G4+).
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>>673069747

>My feet hurt : This post
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>>673072955
bj penn
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>>673072955
>BJJ is fucking worthless in a real fight
> No one in BJJ who knows what they are doing would ever claim it is useful in a street fight.
> No one in BJJ who knows what they are doing would ever claim it is useful in a street fight.
>Boxing
> way more technical
>Boxing is best street fight sport
kek
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>>673072355
Lol. No. Though I will cap and send him this thread. He'll laugh.
He's not a bad guy btw.
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>>673073036
Then Caitlyn Jenner is among the toughest sportswomen in the world.
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>>673069667
Why not both?
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life
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>>673069328
>Tougher
K
Muay thai, Kyokushinkai, Sambo
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>>673073254
tell him come visit us real soon anon
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being a black belt in autistic retardation
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>>673072800
yes
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>>673072030
>2 black belts
KEK
/thread
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ITT: people who don't pracrice martial arts talking about what martial art is better, based on martial artist they like.
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>>673071659
Bjj definitely has its uses in real fights but it feels more opportunistic. I've found normal street fights finish very quickly.
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I'm not sure what its called but I know in other countries they have 3v3 no rule fights that look brutal as fuuuck
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>>673072486
>it's so overstaturated anone can be in it
If you don't win, or at least put on a show, they boot your ass out.
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>>673073606
>Don't pracrice martial arts
>pracrice
Kek
Also, third dan kyokushinkai reporting in
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>>673073206
No. And I won't confirm if you are right. But not Jay.
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Foxy football. Ufc. Canadian sports.
Boxing is for pussies.
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>>673073303
that is amazing
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>>673073387
I know Tito's been here before for the lulz fwiw.
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Mma u soft cunt.

Also golf...
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not being a faggot
bet that`s pretty though for op
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ez
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>>673069504
i accidentally hit somebody in the head with a bowling ball when i was about to throw it
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>>673073789
Doesn't make what I said any less true. Literally the only people here arguing about fight sports is neckbeards who have never done any of it. Any sanctioned fight has rules, a street fight can be one by anyone givem the right circumstances. I don't understand how people always have to try and mix the two. If you punch someone in the chin when they are off guard, unless you are a child, they can get knocked out. It doesn't matter who they are.
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>>673069860
He's right bitch. Boxing might be a great sport but the true fuck-you-uppers are found in the octagon.
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>>673070063
>most mma fights end without anybody being beat up

Do you wanna see someone get downed with a kick then hammered while unconscious for 12 rounds? Fuck off you underdeveloped fuck.
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>>673073617
>Bjj definitely has its uses in real fights
>street fights finish very quickly
pick one

Also, you'll never see a street fight go to the ground. If somebody goes down, the fight is already over for all practical purposes. BJJ is worthless in a real fight. No military teaches this. It is strictly for MMA, and frankly, only in those where the Gracie's have had a hand--not all MMA. The rules need to be tailored to allow BJJ to be useful.

Tell you what dumb BJJ mofos--let's fight irl. You can have your mom tie my hands behind my back, then tell me how awesome BJJ is, fall to the ground, and if you happen to not open your pumpkin up in the process on the cement or pavement and happen to find a way to actually move around on the non-slippery surface to actually do anything--I will kick you once in the fucking head so hard that I will guarantee your brains will splatter all over mom's pretty dress.

Fucking dumbasses. How many fights you actually been in kid? How many times you been locked up? How many people you maim permanently (or worse)? Tell me more about your hurr-durr BJJ is useful cuz me read book and roll once a week in pajamas on greasy padded floor.
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>>673074658
Yeah true, and the professional fighters would not fight the same way in a streetfight as they would in a sanctioned fight.
That'd be fucking stupid, you can't doumawashi someone and expect it to work in a real fight
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>>673074396
Like this?
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OP here. Why is it so easy to bait MMA fans?

I literally post this on my break at work when I take a shit once a day and it works every time.


Also, the majority of you guys have not been in a fight before.
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>>673075079
See
>>673075190
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>>673072964
Yeah? A Mixed Martial Artist is a sportsman of sorts. Your american is showing.
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>>673069328
>Team fighting championship
>every kind of bareknuckle fights...literally the same but without gloves
>every martial art that uses weapons with full force, like these russian medieval fight reenactors....
>every fucking hooligan fight
I'm so fucking bored of this boxing shit....two giant man dancing in a ring and punching each other with gloves
>inb4 but the technique and tactic
My as... if i want to see a strategy game im gonna watch chess... if i want to see ppl move aestheticly i watch ballett... i dont need this shit in a fight. A fight should be about pure, overwhelming physical and mental power.
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That moment when I think I'm actually the only semi-pro martial artist here...
Pls, stop arguing about it you are making yourselves look fucking retarded
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>>673075079
The U.S. military teaches a mix between muy thai, and bjj. But its mainly for the purpose of incapaciting them quickly, i.e. a broken limb, or holding them long enough so one of your buddies can come help. Its war, not a street fight, completely different, plus they are wearing like a hundred pounds of armor/gear.
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>>673069328
chess.
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>>673075530
Yeah but MMA itsself isnt a sport mate
they are martial artists, not sportsmen, please mate you dont know what you are talking about
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>>673069632
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>>673075676
Please let this thread die in peace you are all inexperienced teens.
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>>673075079

father was trained in bjj and hand to hand combat. He sure kicked my ass one day.
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>>673075190
Exactly, street fights are unpredictable, and crazy. A santioned fight has a certain technique that everyone is trying to apply in one way or another. Its apples to oranges.
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>>673075768
Sorry wilfred.
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>>673074934
I'm a heavyweight kid and have been since I was about 17. Still hit the gym everyday with few exceptions despite the years and still warmup with 315. I roll less frequently now, but I got my bb from the best of the best.

If you spent the next 20 years rolling, you wouldn't be fit to carry my gi and wring the nutsweat out for a drink.

You're a faggot.

I can tell.
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this shit be hard as fuck
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>>673069328
4channing.
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>>673076077

Yah your sciatica pain could act up and then you're fucked.
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>>673069328
Hockey.
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>>673075884
Well why don't you look up modern army combatives. I agree this thread should die, but trying to condescend on people only makes you look like a faggot.
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kek, talked about this with my training partner after mma training.

in mma, you hit, kick, or defeat your opponent on the ground.

in boxing, most of the punches hits the face, and also is more rounds

Boxing is more brutal than mma
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>>673076075
>I'm a heavyweight kid
You sure are fatso
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A streetfight also usually isnt 1 on 1 and what does a bjj fighter do against 2 opponents? He can only pin one and the other one is going to kick his face, once he is on the ground.
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>>673075079
It can be useful if you get the opportunity. That's why I said it's opportunistic but real fights are usually over in seconds not minutes.
Can't you read or are you just looking to spit your bile at anonymous people?
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>>673074356
cső krisz
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snooker
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>>673076035
Someone who seems to know what they are talking about
What martial art do you do mate?
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>>673069328
The only thing tough about boxing is trying to stay awake while watching it.

And to answer your question: MMA
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>>673075676
not him, but i am a marine with 3 tours
you clearly have no idea what you are talking about
i never got any training in "bjj" let alone "a mix between muy thai, and bjj" and never, ever heard of anyone else getting anything like that either
you should stop posting now
you're just making things up bro
not sure why i even responded to that nonsense you posted
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>>673076451
BJJ in the street is a good way to get your head stomped.
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>>673075941
Maybe so, but I doubt your father was trying to kill you. Real street fighting is where somebody goes to the morgue or the hospital. One person does not walk away.
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>>673076653
>marine
The dumbest of the dumb heh? Do you still get these little comics in case you cant read?
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>>673076653
What were you trained in?
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HMBIA/BOHURT https://youtu.be/gVTr9GU7rsU
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>>673076583
Did a little of kick boxing, boxing, and bjj. Not an expert in either, but I know enough to know that arguing about which is more useful in a real fight is pointless. Although I would like to point out, when you do any sort of striking martial art, it allows you to lose the "flinch" when getting swung at. If you know what I mean.
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>>673076325
r u like 12?
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>>673076883

Oh trust me he was trying to kill me.
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>>673076904
Cocksucking
Also i graduated 1st of my class as a dildorider
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>>673072030
Mom?
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>Skateboarding

Probably one of the most difficult sports out there. It takes years to master. Also, it's not only a physical challenge but a serious mental challenge as well. Skateboarding also has practically unlimited amount of tricks you do.
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I feel so gay with my Taekwondo black belt... :|

I can do powerful kicks tho, but that's it. Q_Q
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>>673070063

>forest griffin vs stephen bannar

>jon jones vs alexander gustaffeson.

two of the greatest fights ever put on film
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>>673076506
What you wrote makes no sense
>It can be useful if you get the opportunity
What "opportunity"? There are no rules. A street fight is nonstop go and is usually over in seconds, and always from striking. No street fight goes to the ground. Period. It is over by that point. BJJ is ENTIRELY based in ground game. The whole point of BJJ is to get your opponent to the ground. If you don't know this, I don't know why I'm even responding to you. Again, it is completely USELESS in a street fight and no one who actually fought for living, or even someone who had been in a couple of real fights would ever attempt to argue otherwise.
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>>673076971
I think I get what you mean.
But I would deff still use kyokushin in a real fight, it would not be as how I would use it in a competition but I'd still use it
Same goes for Bjj, all these guys saying
>Bjj isnt compatable in a real fight
Clearly dont have a clue what they are talking about
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>>673072030
>hurr durr i am yuri boyka
Post pic of micropenis pls
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>>673076898
real funny
you're welcome btw
asshole
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>>673071928

dude, fucking sweet.

where do they play this!?
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>>673076653
Well I don't know what the marines teach, I was in the army. But you sound like the typical marine, who thinks he's gods gift to the world. Congratulation bruh. Hoorah
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>>673077208
>Taekwondo black belt
>I can do powerful kicks tho, but that's it. Q_Q
Mate you clearly don't have a taekwondo blackbelt if you can only do powerful kicks
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>>673072030

Fuck bro, I wouldn't know you if I tried.

Unless you're jet li, jackie chan, or tom hardy.

fuck off.
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>>673072486

at first i didn't understand but then i saw they were in the half guard,

made alot more sense.
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>>673072486
After 14 and 1/2 minuts if fighting both dudes are exhausted,
You should probly watch the full fight before you judge the last 30 seconds
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>>673073303

it actually is a real sport.
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how about hockey back in the day when there were no helmets...
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>>673077523
Welcome for what, amerinigger?
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mma would be greatly improved with no rules, no glove, and the fighters had to wear shoes, pants, belt and shirt,

then it would be real fighting
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>>673077475
All martial arts are going to give you something for a real fight. Any striking martial is going to get rid of you flinch when someone swings at you, any grappling martial art is going to get rid of the flinch when someone tries to take you down. Aside from that it doesn't make a huge difference. That doesn't mean you can't use what you learn during a real fight, it just means that its just not going to really matter as much since there are no rules, rhyme, or reason.
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>>673076904
not martial arts
they don't teach martial arts in the military because it is backwards thinking from a mental standpoint
you are taught weaponry to the point of wanting to puke, train the body everyday, and do training in hand to hand combat with associated hand weaponry
no one uses bjj or any "art" in a war
it's not the 1500's anymore and it has no place in reality of life and death combat
martial arts teach you "moves" and moves don't work irl
martial arts teach you that your opponent must obey certain rules
that's not true irl
martial arts condition you to whatever number of moves and techniques they drill into you over and over again with a compliant opponent who will not do anything unpredictable, not use a weapon (for most martial arts) and won't actually fight back, but when he does when you spar, it is just playtime anyway
you can't learn how to fight, let alone kill, by doing thousands of hours of play and being conditioned to expect this or that, with rules, and only three 3 minute rounds of unpredictable (but with a whole bunch of rules) of quasi-real fighting.
it's not really "fighting" at all and martial arts decondition you against real fighting
that's one of the primary things they teach in the military
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>>673078240
>implying there are no contests without rules in mma
>implying there is only ufc
>lmao
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>>673078282
Honestly all streetfight's I have been was a few low mawashi-geri's and then it's done, in normal terms, a few low kicks and it's done, just fuck their leg up so bad that they cant walk anymore
That's how I do streetfights as a kyokushin 3rd degree black belt.
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look, bjj is the best thing to have in a private fight, meaning if you are fighting one man, trained or not, and no one else is going to bother you guys,

bjj over boxing by far,

if your going to have a public bar fight that's going to last 20 at max, boxing.

bjj is for the long, horrible, dirty haul. (and is more sustainable to train with and compete with in the long run)

boxing is for when you want to get a few good hits off, before your taken outside or it's broken up, or someone goes to their car and get's a gun.
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>>673069328
cyka blyat, systema ofc
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>>673078459
You do realize that marine's actually do get taught martial arts, forgot what it was.
Every millitary has a martial art
Russia, systema
Israel, krav maga.
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>>673078835
>systema
Not sambo
Cyka blyat sambo ofcourse
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Bull Fighting, several motor sports, jousting, i suppose free running/parkour and esspecially free climbing
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>>673076971
I have no idea what "flinch" you are talking about. If you are afraid of getting hit, this is not for you. I like getting hit. I like it. No joke.

What you illustrate unbeknownst to you, is precisely what I am talking about: if you are not a real fighter, posting on a board about this or that only sounds stupid to those of us who are real fighters. There are no real fighters who have been in one or five street fights, and certainly none who "I've taken a bunch of classes and sparred, hurr-durr, therefore I know . . ." No offense intended. Just pointing out the reality of the situation.

Martial arts classes are for betas (typically) whom we laugh at because we take your money. If you don't think it's all a big scam, you don't know much. The marine dude obviously knows how to kill. I can tell. He's a way more legit than any of you, even if he's never been in a cage in his life. He doesn't "flinch", neither do I, and we have no idea what you are talking about.
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>>673070242
i say, lionel! catch!
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>>673078783
True story, a guy in my frat in high school did MMA and BJJ. Kid was a douche. He smacked some girls ass at the club one time in downtown Miami on spring break and her boyfriend said let's go outside. Kid is walking out the whole time talking about he's a trained fighter.

A circle formed and he took him down and immediately screamed like a bitch when this dude shoved a blade in his shoulder.
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Glass eating
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>>673079015
systema is really close combat sambo m8
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>>673079343
meant close to
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>>673077001
A 6 pack of Schlitz does not a killer dad make.
Did you give it back to him?
Had a VERY violent father too.
Got the shit kicked out of me many, many times.
My father was also a mountain of a man.
I got bloodied many times before I hit 10.
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>>673069328
Rugby.
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>>673077107
>5 year old detected
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>>673078893
No he doesn't get it, I'm convinced he doesn't actually get anything. Although what he is saying partially true, I said early that the military teaches bjj, and muy thai. Thats true, but he was right its meant for war, no rules, just a means to be able to be able to grab your weapon and shoot, or fuck them up enough that either your buddies can come fack them up, or they can't do anything anymore. But thats almost common sense, I think that guy is talking out of his ass.
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>>673073304
Spooky Black.
Mah nigga.
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>>673079190
Responding with that much text.. I wish I knew you so I could laugh in your face.
Tl.dr
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>>673079190
This is cancer
Can you shut the fuck up mate?
I highly doubt that a marine is on /b/
Also
That "Flinch" hes talking about is a real thing and can indeed be trained away
>Martial arts classes are for betas (typically)
Coming from a beta cuck
> He's a way more legit than any of you
I highly doubt an average US marine would fare well against me without any weapons.
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>>673075224
is baby kill?
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>>673079542
No shit and that cancer post he made
>>673079190
Is completely retarded
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>>673076653
That's cute. Your shitty Purple Heart is in the mail. I hope you're married too.. Cuck
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>>673069328
Cycling
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shin-kicking
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>>673079284

yeah well can't outfight a bullet.

and a knife in a ground fight is a terrible thing.

but if it was me, i would just put my knife in his neck, if he want's to escalate it there, ill kill him and watch him bleed.
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>>673070158
>same as boxing
Come back when in mma you get a chance to fight again after being knocked out
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BULLET BALL
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>>673079190
Woa man, you are so edgy. I just wanna know how you knew he was a killer. Cuase I was kinda getting that vibe too, but you know my betaness was blocking the vibe too much. Can you maybe give me some lessons breh, I wanna learn to kill too.
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Sauna sitting

this was the loser
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>>673079968
Yea just idk. That's the attitude of most mixed martial autist.
Think they're unstoppable.
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>>673080163
Here's the winner.
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>>673073060
My nigger, I'm paddling some class 4 in the French Alps this summer
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>>673069328
Well, boxing is tough..
But biggest cojones goes to FMX and Isle of Man!
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>>673080198

i get it, but if i take a guy to the ground, and i get the advatage and he pulls a knife, it's on, i'm killing him, he's a done turkey if he doesn't kill me first.
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boxing is cool and all i used to train but it's not really worth it when you think of the damage you could do to your brain. some people come out fine others will suffer long term damage its a flip of the coin which i shame i miss it.
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>>673080163
>>673080269

You got them mixed. The russian dude died, and the finnish dude won.
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>>673069328
Uh any other fighting sport. Especially UFC. Fucking women's ufc is tougher than male boxing.
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>>673079918
this
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>>673080381
That fucking TT man. Crazy bastards.
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>>673080502

that's why bjj is a more sustainable option,

won't help you in a quick fight, but if you got a life or death fight and you take it to the ground it's the best thing to have.
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>>673069328
Straightposting
The object is to be an OP without being a faggot. Extremely difficult sport, I think the longest streak on record is 2 straight wins.
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Gladiator arena
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>>673069328
Doubleboxxing
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>>673069482
>>673069534
>>673070101

He said a sport, not cleverly staged homosexuality.
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>>673074658
>a street fight can be one by anyone givem the right circumstances

Like the Army Sergeant having a heart attack in the middle of his fight with a fat kid with Down Syndrome ?
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Pokemon
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Ice hockey is more dangerous than rugby?

Oh, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
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Medieval Battle of Nations 21 on 21. YouTube that shit!
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>>673080560
Didn't the Finn tap out first though?
Is dying a disqualification?
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whitewater kayaking , lots of deaths from that plus it takes a lot of skill strength and balls of steel to run the bigger rapids
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>>673080720
Life or death fights usually involve 5 black dudes in the street.

Running is best street fight defense in life threatening situations.
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>>673069328
darts
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>>673069328
Marriage
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>>673069328
Cheerleaders sustain the most injuries. Not surprising from what I've seen when I search for cheerleader movies.
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>>673069632
How to spot a butthurt boxxer
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>>673080864
Yea sure if that happened I guess thats a good example. I was more saying when someone gets that first swing in before the fight actually starts, that could daze or knock someone out ending the fight. A perfect hit to the chin doesn't even have to be that hard.
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>>673070158
This!
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>>673069328
Hurling. Seriously. It's like boxing, but with wooden clubs and a ball.
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boxing is the more physically demanding and tougher sport. when ufc/mma first came in and a lot of the rules were introduced id have said it was tougher but since the rule making and dulling down of it for the girls who do it now boxing is tougher in the long run out of the 2.
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>>673081152

when your outnumbered sure,

but i call it a "tactical retreat"
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>>673069328
Pankration
Ancient 'MMA' with 0 rules.
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>>673069328
Darts
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>>673082005
That's how Pompey lost Rome.
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>>673081989

if you want the toughest sport it's wrestling and always will be,

if you want the most effective martial art in one on one fighting it's mma no question,

if you want the effective strategy in a all bets are off streetfight it's called "not being there"
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>>673069328
Dota 2
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>>673082323

i aint fighting to get rome now am i?

i'm fighting to not being stomped to death, just back strafe away and keep your front facing those who want to fuck you up,

if you have to fight, stay on your feet no matter what.
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>>673069328
Anal sex
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Medieval Battle of the Nations. 21 on 21 full contact steel on steel armor and weapons!
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>>673069328
muay thai. people regularly die
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>>673069328
Ever heard of Muay Thai you cocksuckers?
It's a military martial art made to go unarmed against armed and fucking break your opponent.

Soon-to-be an instructor here.
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>>673082824
Finally someone who knows the shit.
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>>673083048
>unarmed against armed
>shin kicks are going to help you against a bullet

retard
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>>673082824
Dying is easy. Having something this this happen to you and keep on living, thats a different story
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>>673083048
>Muay Thai

why do people who do it get beaten then by mma guys?
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>>673081976
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEvQofZvBUA
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>>673083048
>>673083326

16th century military.
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>>673083326
Armed =/= only equipped with the gun you retard.
There are swords, knives, sticks and lots of other shit.
Did your dad forget to teach you use your brain when he molested you?
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>>673083734
>bullets didn't exist in the 16th century
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>>673080163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8642tag4o8I

Aftermath
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>>673083857
>fag thai homosexuals instantly brings up child molestation as a defense

big surprise
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>>673083048
Last time I heard someone call another person a cocksucker is when your mom called your dad one when she made him clean out my cum from the same baby making sack you were born in.
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>>673070381
you are a faggot. nothing to add
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>>673069328
Kabaddi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVbj-tTS7dw
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>>673073304
holy shit
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>>673069328
Wrestling with my dad
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>>673083048

yeah bro, spartans have you beat,

you see what they did is put two guys in an arena, and said "kill that guy over there, or we will kill you"

and you know what they did? they actually broke there opponent, not made them cry or some bullshit.

and you know what the most common method of death was?

strangulation,

the Spartans even boycotted the Olympics after eye gauging was banned.

keep telling me how hard your restrictive chink kicking thing is.
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>>673084051
Even a Thai homosexual will easily beat the crap outta such a keyboard warrior.
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>>673077806
its not a half guard..
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>>673084528
>gets proven wrong and BTFO
>uhh imma level 58 mui thai master ill beat da fuck outta u keyboard warrior

pathetic
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>>673084582

backwards half guard, stops the sitting guy from getting full mount.
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>>673084464
Are talking about military Muay Thai or sport Muay Thai? There's quite a difference between those.
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>>673072955
proove its worthless... lol , MMa fighter can strike as good as boxers do. and you are a faggot
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If Thailand has such superior fighting skills going back to the 16th venture why don't we ever hear about thier military conquests. Just look at thier status in the world order of things. Can't even make a good car.
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Everyone loves to talk about how a street fight is supposed to be handled with this METHOD of fighting.
If you can incorporate both methods, then both methods can be of use to you.
Striking and grappling are near incomparable, they are different strategies for different reasons.
It's not about which method is better overall, its which method is better in which situation.
>you kucks
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>>673077523
I'd thank you if you died during service, but you couldn't even manage that. Try another tour, faggot
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>>673084734
>proven wrong
Wat?
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Any kind of competitive cycling
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>>673080285
So am I, staying near chateaux Q, so that's the warm up run for every day.
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>>673084873

i'm talking about any muay thai,

call it tough or whatever, it'll never be as tough as putting two men in an arena, and telling them to kill eachother bare handed by any means nessacary.
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>>673084984
>go to library
>read history
Period.
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>>673082188
this
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Pig fuckin' is pretty dangerous. They can turn around and bite your dick off.
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>>673071812
This is pretty underrated
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>>673069328
fireworkgolf
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Gorilla hand job
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>>673069328
Cycling
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>>673071898
Underrated post
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>>673085377
That's the military one. No rules, disable/kill opponent by any means. Techniques are different and way more harsh compared to a sport version.
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What the one where you have some big ass net and it's nore voilent than rugby and you have to throw and catch this ball or something
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Been part of the fight game for over 15 years now. Trained in kickboxing, boxing and did some wrestling in high school.

As far as difficulty/toughness goes, boxing at the pro level is clearly in the lead. There's a reason why fighters that can't cut it in boxing start training in other disciplines so they can have a future in UFC or K-1.

47 minutes of circling another man in a ring trying to knock him out and defend against getting knocked out, with millions of dollars at stake. Nothing compares to it.

If you cut the rounds in half it might be closer to MMA but as it stands, boxing is still the toughest of the combat sports.

Also to the Muay Thai poster, people also die and get paralyzed in boxing too, and its not just a bunch of literally who southeast Asians. Look up Gerald McClellan, Magomed Abdusallamov, Roman Simakov, Johnny Owens, Benny Paret, etc.
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>>673085377
See that's the point
>Whatever means necessary is whatever means necessary.
When rules and limitations come into play, it's totally different. Both are even totally different in an open setting so arguing about which is tougher than the other.
I'd still have to say boxing because of the limitations being exerted, MMA gives both the combatants a lot of chances to change the situation for the better rather than continuing the same punishment OVER and OVER.
Yes you can get a broken limb from MMA, but you're WAY less likely to get a concussion/brain damage. Brain damage from getting choked out is less damaging that striking the head over and over.
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>>673077924
First person to checkmate throws the first punch?
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Well, i do boxing.
Just the training takes everything from you in 2 hours.

Exhausted? they dont know this shit.
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>>673075079
if you dont do bjj, whitebelts will fuck you up. and by the fact you are this dumb i guess you are even bad in boxing, get rekt
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>>673072172
UFC is an abbreviation of three words, it is also an organization, not a sport.
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>>673086204
literally who gives a fuck except UFC autists. Football, NFL - same shit.
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>>673072577
Boxing - Two men in silk shorts fighting over a purse
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>>673076451
2 amateur boxers would fuck up maywheater, what is your point, you never win against more numbers, unless 14yo kids
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>>673069745
>bate
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