VIRGINS REPORT IN
STATE AGE AND REASON WHY YOU'VE PROTECTED YOUR VIRGINITY FOR SO LONG
I'm only 14
38
>>673068732
MODS
>>673068732
This is no excuse
18
Too shy and anxious
But I'm trying
>>673068732
MODS
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18 YO, reporting for duty, sir! I'm not protecting it, I just don't talk to people so my options are, of course, limited. That's not to say people don't try to approach me, it's really the only reason they approach me, but I don't want the first relationship with a human in five years be because they want to penetrate me.
>>673068649
SO I CAN MAINTAIN THE POWER OF YOUTH
19 because I suck at approaching girls. I can talk to people I know but when its someone I just met I go full autist.
>>673068732
>mods
18. Training to be a wizard.
for me it would have to be the fact that i am overweight and have a beard, im funny and i make a lot of girls laugh but for some reason i have issues making a connection with other people outside close family. Idk how to describe it, im not r9k9001 but i have a hard time connecting with people
19, cuz I don't care, tbh.
>>673069494
Same shit here anon (even age)
Also it doesn't help that I don't like chat with people using social media like Facebook, mostly because it always ends by sharing forced memes and I prefer spend my time doing others stuff
18 and idk, im not fat, im not poor, im not retarded...
21. non virgin. Lul
>>673070621
then you're not handsome. That's all there is left anon
>>673068649
bump for more virgins
18 and I'm an unpleasant uninteresting person that's in pretty good shape with good hygiene and I'm not terribly unattractive. I just don't have much to say and the only time I go outside is to buy things or ride my bike 6 to 8 hours a week. I'm just over the borderline of kissless virgin though, so I've got that going for me... But that was before I moved...
20. Dont care because sex doesnt fill my mind 24/ like a prepubescent child.
16. Just haven't had the opportunity
21 years old, lost virginity at 15. You're all losers, quite frankly.
>>673071076
> trying to make self feel better
>>673070507
I always run out of things to say over text until it becomes forced. Plus talking to girls IRL always ends in awkward silence for me.
>>673069206
but are you ready for a real relationship if you arent ready to be penetrated?
>>673070025
easy fuck family
im 21 and I lost it at 17. and i have fucking aspergers so you fags have no excuse
18.
Because fuck my life....
At least i'm in the best college of my country....
>>673070507
>It always ends by sharing forces memes
That might be your problem to be honest family
>>673071249
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>673071332
Use alcohol for writing and meeting with her that will help you
Reporting in at twenty-one years old.
It's because I'm a fucking worthless pile of shit who couldn't handle sex even if it came my way.
I wouldn't want to fuck me, either.
>>673068649
im 32...and I've never fucking
56 I couldnot find the right one.
>>673071072
>unpleasant
go on, anon
>>673071254
That doesn't effect my money
>>673071810
never fucking what?
>>673071815
Can you teach me some spells?
>>673071864
Affect retard
>>673071822
I'm not super tactful and there's not much I care about
>>673072077
Because grammar is important on 4chan
>>673071664
Eh drinking doesn't help too much for in real life, its better than nothing but still hasn't helped me. I still feel awkward and can't make a move
Vigin here, women are disgusting they bleed every month out of their hoohaw, act like demons from the Bible and then fuck your best friend just stay away brah celibacy is the way to go.
>>673068649
29
Ugly. Also I spend most my day around people and the last thing I want to do is waste my free time trying to please someone else or listen to their bullshit.
>>673072116
hmm i think i have the same probs, but why is that keeping you from sex. be tactful about what you want, sex, around a girl.
>>673072637
no man is an island anon
18
I'm an ugly loser, nothing more to say.
>>673068649
25
Haven't made a romantic move on a girl in my entire life.
Otherwise, I'm socially pretty well adjusted. Doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me.
>>673072621
mgtow detected
estimated penis size small
>>673068649
>GAI SENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
19.....havent had sex in almost 10 minutes now ;_;
>>673071556
I just don't find Shrek and non-sense memes funny
>>673071332
My only talk with girls are basically a few jokes but once it ends, I just can't start a normal chat and I always feels uncomfortable. Also I tend to forget greet people every day
>>673071664
Alcohol works for some people though [spoiler] thankfully it works for me [/spoiler]
>>673068649
26
The thought of being intimate sickens me, and I feel it would be irresponsible to carry a child into this world without fully appreciating it myself.
Thus I will happily stick to drunken encounters and emotionally detached petting of the cat.
26 Ugly, boring interests, boring personality, short and small bones. #viablereasons
>>673068732
literally no excuse you fucking beta faggot
>>673072679
My problem is just a lack of people around me. It's also kind of creepy to start a conversation with a stranger at the super market or a random store
>>673072621
so you're saying you are a faggot
>Im 3 years old
>tfw no one to share apple juice with
I'm 18 and had my first time with 16 you faggots. I am an ugly, cynical asshole and still was able to get laid. Man the fuck up you disgusting virgins, probably autistic idiots too that panic when a girl even looks at them (if that's the case, you deserved to stay a virgin)
18 Y/o with a 4 inch penis erect, cannot think of the shame when women see it
>>673073260
Nobody forces you to bring a child into this world.
As a matter of fact, it's way more difficult to find a partner to have children with, than find someone to have casual sex with.
>>673072968
If the shoe fits virgin, it was a woman that ate from the forbidden tree then she turned man against God you do well to remember that.
>>673073713
That's like average for an Asian. Order a bride from Vietnam or something.
18
ugly, fat and shy
>>673073095
I don't know why I always feel so uncomfortable around cute girls even when drunk. Talking to fat, ugly and/or lesbian girls I can talk to no problem. But when it comes to a girl that I'm attracted I get so nervous and shy
>be 13
>be fat and in general have no real good looks on my side
>have massive ego and be arrogant as fuck based on juvenile sense of being above the others, which to be fair i was at that point
>get laid
it took me 3 years from there on to find another chick willing to get railed by my ego essentially, which then happened to be my first love, which then shattered me literally into pieces.
26 now, no longer fat, have had plenty of sex since then and still have but. altogether i am still not sure if it's worth it so all you virgin fags maybe shouldn't be all too sad, people are shit and especially if you bend to get them to undress it becomes just so much of a hassle. sometimes i think paying 15€ (jerryfag here) would be easier for sure
>>673073738
Well sex and the possibility of children should never be understated, as one is meant to bring about the other. I'm simply connecting the dots in order to further validate my personal claim.
Though "the thought of being intimate sickens me" part was probably enough, lol
24
Too busy watching anime & playing video games.
>>673073327
>small bones
Why that just means less clean up after sex
>>673073488
i mean i guess, althought it happens so not that weird. you remind me of a younger me. i dont know what you look like but your a loner. believe or not girls still think loner types are sexy.
case in point me, girls do really like me every where i go mostly.... minority tho so not some whiteys. anyway its more about your eyes, love is in the eyes baby
>>673068649
Fun fact: President Harry S Truman claimed he was a virgin until marriage... at age 35
>>673068649
Eurovirgin reporting.
48 years old.
Cannot yet get a woman. Only sluts found.
>>673074419
>as one is meant to bring about the other
Biologically maybe.
Who when was the last time someone ever gave a shit about that?
Germanfag reporting
22 years
Gay and unwilling to lose it to someone I'm not in a relationship with
Also a shut in
>>673074334
it sounds like your ego is still a problem for you, anon
>>673074808
Die Gaycommunity hier ist auch eher für die short term encounters gedacht, oder? Welche Stadt?
>>673074429
best possible answer
>>673069030
;-; critical hit 200%
>>673068649
23, and I'm only a virgin in the sense that I've never slept with a woman. I've gotten plenty of man ass and cock. What's taking you losers so long?
30 years
Micropenis
>>673074743
When was the last time someone gave a shit about biology?
Ask a biologist?
>mfw bio is my major
>>673074979
Clearly is anon, absolutely. Gotten better over the years but still I hate everybody around me so much, still having my subconscious tell me, that the majority of people is crap, not worth bothering with. And that even without the fedora edge to it I want to say, I am just depressed as fuck. Even with sex. I am just a twat really
>>673074556
Tell them you are a refugee. I hear there are girls over there who sleep with migrants because they feel sorry they have to go so long without sex.
>>673068649
I broke up before it got serious enough.
>>673075361
oh, and 18 and a half.
>>673073830
so you are mgtow. go back to wittling you tantrum throwing dip shit. you cant handle women like a man so you cry like a bitch
17 and bc I'm ugly
>>673068926
its not illegal for a 14 year old to be here you dumb fuck
>>673075256
Fellow Bio major-- inverts represent.
Virgin 21
I need help tbh, I am infatuated with a girl that doesn't know I exist.
I am stalking her online ever since we played a game of dota together, I found her facebook and she is a really interesting person, what can I do to get her attention? She lives in my country but in another city.
Didn't add her in steam btw.
>>673074419
Spoken like a true future 60 year old virgin
>>673075572
Can you message her on Dota? Ask to play with her again, go from there.
Don't tell her you stalked her, obviously.
>>673075256
You know, posting with anime avatars isn't supporting anything you say.
>>673068649
STFU noob
>>673074496
I've fallen on my phone too many times take clear pictures. but other than a pretty good jawline and longish straight brown hair, my face is shockingly average, aside from a scar running from the bridge of my nose to the bottom of my upper lip from when I accidentally cracked a car windshield with my face
18 couldn't give a shit I've even denied sex before.
>>673075744
The game we played was about a month ago, wouldn't it come off as awkward?
>>673075361
before it got serious enough? lol phaggot i hope you mean by the third date if u werent getting any yet
I'm 25 and I'm a virgin because I can't get hard to anything except dick pics. I've just become so accustomed to it, it's horrible. I'm jspence361 on kik. You can hit me up to talk anytime or send dick pics. Don't matter to me
>>673075303
hey man, no joke same boat. i think its true most of the population is shit... but we (us and people like us, the pleb unfortunately needs alotta guidance) have the opportunity to be better. but also i try to keep in mind that im really not better then them. we are dirt
18 . Want to die a permavirgin.
>>673076011
So anon, ever considered gay sex?
>>673076011
*jspencer361 sorry left out the r
>>673075990
Two months actually. What can I say, I'm fat and so was she. Not to mention that we both were pretty shy. Though I found out later she had done it before idk.
>>673072968
>>673073551
Don't forget who it was that ate the forbidden fruit. And then turned man against god. I'm saying women are evil.
>>673075969
A slight awkward message reading something like "we played together a while ago and it went well, want to team up again?" or "hi i stalk you on facebook and I'm infatuated with you please be my wife".
Take your pick.
>>673075122
as a bifag, girls are better
>>673075956
True story
>>673075503
mhmmm~
>>673075621
Gods, I don't even want to know how I'll be when I'm 60. I think I've prepared myself against the possibility of becoming an angry witch, but one cannot say for certain
>>673075780
Does this upset you onii-chan?
>>673075572
>find address
>turn up at house
>explain once played a shitty game n you searched her online tracked her down and turned up
>women love a romantic
I lost my virginity on my 21th, to a friend of my younger sister. I'd only started being interested in girls on my 18th, i had a lot of female friends but didn't know how to approach one :/ after the first time, my anxiety was gone tho
>We were on holiday at our usual holiday location where my parents have a chalet
>my parents and sister went back home for the weekend
>I stayed home alone in the chalet to look after it
>was reading a book on the terras, then she came
>the best friend of my sister arrived 10 minutes after they were gone, 17 years old.
>was all dressed up and everything
>never got farther with girls then kissing
>talked, watch television, started feeling her up a little, shit got intense
>although she was 4 years younger she was way more experienced then i was, asked if i wanted to show her my room
>fucked for hours
It's somewhat late maybe, but I don't mind, I really enjoyed my childhood and puberlife. But I lost my scaredness of girls and I fucked 6 girls in 2015, some were relations, some onenightsstands, it's awesome but the original thrill of it is a little gone.
>>673076097
>but also i try to keep in mind that im really not better then them. we are dirt
At first I wanted to call you a fedora wearing faggot indeed, but this sentence narrowed it down very well. We are the crap anon, it's just for us to find the few mentally deranged people willing to get in any sort of relation to us. Hail!
>>673076148
I have, I've given blow jobs and received but I just can't stay hard. I have to think about other men in pornos to stay hard. I think I've just become so used to porn and my hand that my dick and brain have trouble with anyone else's on mine
>>673076318
Are you asexual?
>>673076340
flawless
18, women don't like me. Had 3 chances but I was in love at the time, she didn't love me back, now I'm just an aloof faggot who makes shit jokes and can't keep up a conversation.
>>673075923
so then yeah man, i can guarantee you a girl you know diggs you. your just soooo self interested you cant notice. thats your problem most likely anyway
>>673076386
> twenty-oneth
>>673068649
Im 19, but im virgin because of my own choosing. i made an oath of celebecy at age 13
>>673076433
More or less.
>>673076279
I'm not joking.
I want to have sex, but I don't want a gf. It's not a big deal to me. The bitch I denied was a pretty big whore and i didnt want to smash.
>>673076265
>>673068732
>>673076265
Why did they delete the file?
What was it?
>>673076478
thats how i got my current gf
she lives in my basement now
>>673076318
>Does this upset you onii-chan?
Not really. But if you want people to take you seriously, you might want to stop it.
If you want to come across as a fool though, by all means, continue.
>>673068649
i lost my virginity at 9 op :( i was "raped" by a 12 year old girl
>>673076613
How about we meet up and we see if experiencing it once will give you a new perspective?
>expecting femanon
>>673076604
>choice
kek
>>673076261
As a bifag, girls are also way more trouble.
>>673068649
22, to weak to rape anybody/thing except my left palm
>>673076732
mine too
when you break their spirit after weeks of rape and beating they become true 10/10s
>>673076874
>left-handed
no wonder you're a virgin.
>>673076173
ur probs just too beta
18
-shy
-want to murder someone if they start a conversation with me
-Don't think I can handle being in a relationship emotionally
-lack self confidence
>>673076265
>>673076809
>expecting femanon
That's always a bad thing to expect when talking to strangers on /b/.
>>673076430
Maybe you are developing an asexuality. Does it bother you, that you can't have intercourse in the way that the average sum of people perceives as normal? Because if it doesn't literally don'T give a fuck mate
>>673077011
>-want to murder someone if they start a conversation with me
![sunset-beach-chairs-stock-footage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/deM3yV7.jpg "sunset-beach-chairs-stock-footage[1].jpg")
>>673072935
I'm exactly like that. Tell yourself it's not a big deal when you get suddenly burned out not knowing why, when your colleagues start talking about women or when you realize you're the only kv in your group of fiends. Tell yourself it's not a big deal. I dare you.
It might not be that important, but it's important enough on those times when you only need to feel like a human being
>>673076986
Idk, my log was poking her enough that I pre-cumed.
20, trying with good results.
Recently learned the state of mind I need when I'm alone with a girl, kissed one but she's a known bitch and she friendzoned me (I waited too much after all) so I need to move, I'd fuck her and I know she would have done it before but know she's basically ignoring me and I don't like being treated like an idiot.
I'm good when it comes to meet new people, I just lacked the confidence when it comes to going further.
>>673076921
this has the start of a feels thread with all this romance flying around
>>673077011
>go to hooker
>pay whatever price you need to pay in your shit country
>hope to not get nicked for encouraging prostitution, that most likely is outlawed in your shit ass country
>?????
>yeah, i get your point, kill yourself already
>>673074263
Talk and smile
>>673076425
to your first post i had the same gut reaction
>>673076832
>>673076261
we get your not american, your just ugly
>>673076832
trooo
>>673072273
i mean why would it not be faggot
18 I'm pretty beta tbh
> be 21
> be non virgin for 6 years
> haven't had sex in over a year
> haven't verbally spoken to a girl in about the same time frame
> dont party
> dont drink
> 1 friend (male)
> game and anime all night
> university all day
if its possible to regress into becoming a virgin, I might be on my way.
>>673077342
not american? wtf faggot im playing with my gun as we speak ill have you know
>>673068649
So that I can BECOME A GOD!
>>673076265
>>673077179
Yeah I suck at dealing with people I either talk really quietly or just give short answers
>>673076745
If there were any place where I could feel comfortable being a fool, this would be it. The very idea of being a fool in the first place isn't such a bad thing in the grand scheme of things.
>>673076809
lol no thanks friend.
>>673077690
your love gun
>>673076557
>Girl you know
There's my problem
>>673077188
>I'm exactly like that.
>Tell yourself it's not a big deal. I dare you.
I don't know in what way you think you're like me, but clearly you're not.
You obviously do care a lot about this stuff.
>>673077749
onee-san my thing is weird and standing up, what do i do?
>>673076425
but to continue: i disagree man, i think we have a choice. we can change. I think thats the only quality we have they dont. but ive been thinking that all of the historic people are like us. and the people give the world direction is us...i could go on
18
too shy to even look at girls
mostly stay indoor
uhhhhh it feels right? besides i get cringes at the thought of someone even being into me so itll never be
>>673077323
If only I knew how to talk to girls well enough to actually get a number or anything
>>673077342
>to your first post i had the same gut reaction
Good we understand eachother then. Which essentially doesn't make the ridiculous, illogical feeling both of us seem to have any better. First world problems really, sometimes I actually wish to have to fight for surviving just to get over all of those trivial matters. If I had to it most likely would break me into pieces as well, I am just a retard in every meaning of the word
>>673076628
I didn't say it was a joke
I am 12, I am virgin because I cook with olive oil
21, I'm waiting for her to get out of college: she finishes this years, so hopefully something will happen then.
>>673077664
In the same boat. Was with GF for three years, sex hourly, move to other state, left gf behind, completely isolated revirgin in a new state
18 yo, just never had the patience for a stable relationship , too misogynist for that, and one-night stands are really rare here, gonna be a bit patient tho and stick my dick somewhere soon, never had problems with women, I just found most of them naive , dumb and vain af...
>>673068649
28/ can't manage a gf cause spent the last 10 focused on a serious career. Now almost 30, know all there is about anatomy, never had sex. Sux. I'm tall, ok looking, 15 lbs over optimal , just not sure how to find a girl who is good to date and isn't a ho. And I'm afraid of std's because ..never trust a patient.
Help.
19, kissless apprentice wizard reporting in, im not ugly but it never happened, i use tinder but they never answer
Just learned how to cast a fireball
>>673077220
hes learning
remember the eyes bud, your intent is there let her know you want her
>>673077449
Because no one cares
>>673077931
Sit on it until it calms down, onii. I have to study.
lol
going past 22 is pathetic. there are many ways to learn the psychology behind it. think of it as a learning experience. every denial pushes you. it never happens if you dont try. i thought i was the most autistic person but found out lot of bitches wanted to fuck me. and if youre ugly, go to gym or dont approach a 10/10.
>>673077867
i mean girls who see you weekly/daily super fag
>>673068649
because 3ds are dirty whores. and smell bad.
She's the most beautiful, kindest, honest and interesting person I've ever met.
We're best friends, and I love her. I wish she knew how I felt.
I wish I could spend the rest of my life with her.
All this wishing..
>>673077932
I get your point but I don't see myself as something special at all anymore. Met so many people over the years who are smarter, more talented in what I do and still a lot more balanced and evened out. No tendency to curse shit they can't change anyways, no getting caught up in idealistic bullshit or anything else.
What I came to believe is that I, probably than yourself as well, am just not smart enough to make a difference and not dumb enough to be happy. But the precise amount of intelligence required to be a self-loathing faggot with strong nihilistic and misanthropic tendencies, born out of depressions I am not even sure myself where they come from. First world problems aye
>>673075572
keep acting like that and youll remain a virgin. jesus.
>>673078680
tell that to her and stop your suffering.
>>673078487
the psychology is clear, problem is when you don't get any attention from women or get rejected in teenage years people shut themselves from these experienes and have low confidence with women for a long time
>>673078331
what do you do for work?
20
i look like a serial killer
>>673072621
Lmao facts
>>673076386
> original thrill is gone
I was with my last girlfriend for 2 years, sex was literally on demand but after about 5 months it was just boring. Repetitive.
I would actually fantasize in my mind about other hot girls while having sex with her or would pretend to cum, go to bathroom to 'clean up' and jack off to nudes i had on my phone.
Sex is overrated. Or maybe she was just terrible.
>>673078680
It's simple actually: Tell her.
>>673077664
>>673078257
your stories combined are 100% me
>>673078833
pics
>>673078680
Definitely this anon >>673078778 speaks words of wisdom. A no might be a no but then you would be able to move on, anon.
19
I have no libido. Might be low test or something. Should I go nofap to see if something changes.
>>673069494
Are you me?
>>673078771
yeah I know it sounds pathetic but we have so much alike I really don't wanna just forget about her
>>673078895
Not OP, but I kind of feel the same way for a person. Why can't I just tell her? Well, that's because it would just be seen and I would never get a response. Something made her just ignore me.
>>673078680
If you're truly best friends like that, then I'm sure, she would want you to get it off your chest. Even if it don't work out, not making a move is the worst thing you can do.
>>673078778
>>673078950
>>673078895
Maybe one day man. We can all dream, you know? She plans to go to Edinburgh University all the way in Scotland while I sit here in the states going to college many states away in a few months.
If things were different, I'd pour my heart out to her. I've been lots of places, different environments, but let me tell you right now /b/ - there is undoubtedly no other person like her on this planet.
She's sweet. Doesn't swear or even say 'Crap' or ever complain. She's probably twice as smart as I am.
In another life, eh?
>>673074419
You seem absolutely insufferable, tbh familia.
>>673078429
thanks, tonight i was talking with a friend and she said that i looked like a sociopatic before she knew me cause in the first days of uni i was quite silent, in fact i was silent with her but really, if i'm in a completely new group of people give me 5 minutes and they'll be listening to me only, it's just until now i was fucking scared of what was going on in the girl's (whatever girl) mind and this pretty much kicked me out of the game.
i just have to find a new one i like, next time i won't fuck up. kiss was something i wanted to start (kissless before) and i reached this objective.
thank god my mind grew up, this brain i have know works fucking good, i'm so happy about it, i see a problem, i solve a problem
>>673079090
Fair point but do you actually think keeping it in, silently suffering for maybe years is a better option than getting rejected, suffering miserably for a shorter extend but having the possibility to perhaps move on? I don't think so, anon.
![20160309_175425_001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O8PqZFa.jpg "20160309_175425_001[1].jpg")
>>673077851
real gun nigga
>>673079090
That's why you tell them in person and not over text: telling them over text usually doesn't end well, nor does it get a response unless you're Jesus himself.
>>673079339
Stop being a wuss. Just tell her. Either way, it looks like you won't be with her.
>>673079551
>shoot self
>????
>profit!
do us all the favour, you fucking retard
>>673079393
It's been about 3 years now. I actually find it a bit fun to be "suffering". It makes me feel more human, you know. In the end, does it really matter?
>>673078959
weird. I'm in the same boat.
>>673079551
can we see outside the window?
looks like beautiful landscape
>>673076557
Yeah, you would think. I'm not socially retarded, there just aren't any women I know who I hang out with that aren't just there because of my friends
>>673079339
>there's no person like her on this planet
ahahahahhahahahahhaahhaahahhahaahah
tell her, know you're stucked in a limbo and you won't get out until you just look her in the eyes and talk about how you feel. she'll say no, well you can just take a step back, she say yes, you win.
even hell's better than nothing at all.
>>673079012
Were all the same here anon
>>673079643
You're right bro. Now I only wish I had done it sooner.
We ice skate together, love to ski, love music and instrumentation. I am sure there'd be so much more too. I'm going to miss it all.
I'll tell her.
>>673075498
Fucking newfag kill yourself. You must be 18 or older to browse this site
>>673079717
Yes, my good anon, it does indeed matter. I love to wallow in depression myself, let the people that do care about me know how bad I feel and that I am riding the downward spiral but you know what? It literally makes no fucking sense and brings the eurofag that I am closer to being an MLP fedora katana US faggot than anything else. We aren't cool just because we suffer, we are idiots because we don't do fuck all about it
>>673079570
Problem is we never really talked much irl. We went to the same class for two years, but we didn't really talk at all, except on chat, which was actually quite a lot. We got to know each other a lot through chatting, and we exchanged, according to her, very personal stuff we'd not share with others.
>>673079366
You think so? I've never been called as such.
>outside 4chan
>you glorious dickheads
>>673078792
i didnt, i had low confidence. i feel like alfa now. it is still a weird feeling to talk to a strange girl. but i can push through, now have 9/10 gf for 2 years
>>673078646
Yeah, that's what I mean too.
>>673068649
18
Too much of a faggot.
And I live in england so I've been the age of consent since 16 and am old enough to drink
so literally no excuse
>>673079339
> troll
No-body WANTS to go to scotland. Place is a piss stain on the world map.
>>673069972
Kek
I relate
I lost my virginity at 17.
>>673078333
>>673069206
Tits or gtfo
>>673078749
well said, its a process thought isnt it? i mean you have these problems, i have my on psychopathy list, but i think if you can balance them. the fact that you and I are soo self critical lends itself to us wanting to filter out the shit. inteligence i have never found to be as simply as smart and dumb.
for sure is a first world problem
>>673075923
Sounds like you're pretty hot to me anon.
>>673079956
Sometimes we gotta hurt before we can heal. Better than bottling it all up. Keep your head up, man. I'll pour one in your name tonight.
>>673078792
this, fucking this.
i had my first crush when i was like 15 or 16, she was a bitch with her idiot boyfriend, i'm recovering just now (20)
>>673080006
I agree, man. The way you put it, it makes sense.
But damn, it is sure hard to get out of the loop when I think of it. Simply "doing it" seems impossible when I have pretty much no idea where to start.
>>673069494
exact same here, damn
I used to be a virgin, and I NEVER got laid. Now I am not a virgin and I get pussy EVERYDAY.
>>673073095
>I just don't find Shrek and non-sense memes funny
Thank you! finally someone else says it.
21 and I have no fuckin clue, I just have high ad fuck standards I guess
>>673077664
>>673078257
>>673078914
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
I'm Christian.
Kill me.
>>673079381
exactly dude, the only thing to stop you is motivation. its hard to to care sometimes
>protected my virginity
I didnt protect shit im fucking ugly and even ugly girls have standards
Hooker said no :(
>>673069494
No Virgin, this tho
>>673079710
no u
I'm fat
>>673068649
20 y/o
>play guitar really good
>not really that good looking
>not really all that smart
women that I have interest in won't look at me, and women that I have no interest in whatsoever won't stop looking at me
and I am a man of a certain standards, fuck chubbies
>>673077188
Your arrogance will make you suffer
18, Poland, not one girl I'd like to give it to.
was a wizard till 19. i discovered xanax a few months before, very addictive but id recommend for all you anons that get butterflies trying to talk to girls. its the only reason ive been getting laid
>>673068649
So i've kissed a girl
I've had my dick sucked a couple times
even got tit fuck and ate out the girl
But 19 and never got penis inside the pussy
So...virgin.
>>673076702
>>673077012
That's the file, nothing was deleted newfags
>>673070939
Pik
benus r gros
>>673080953
I'd kill for that
>>673080207
I was living in a goddamn canyon without a neighbour for miles when I was 17... There were literally 2 or 3 girls in my entire school and they got taken pretty quickly. Not to mention I didn't have any friends. Didn't my childhood sound like a blast?
>>673081064
that is morally and objectively wrong
>>673080664
jesus christ how disgusting are you. hooker said no lmfao
26
pretty much >>673078792, was a fatty in teenage~college so low confidence and stuff
tbqh i stopped caring when I realized that I wouldn't ever get a gf
Cause I am 14
>>673074429
Awwww I'd take it for you
>>673080953
>got tit fuck
>>673081110
Sounds Grand
>>673068649
not a virgin but hadn't had sex in 2 years so its like im a virgin now
>>673081020
this grill called me benis boy
>>673081110
Sounds a hole lot better than other's.
>>673080953
Fuck you, at least you've gotten some kike
>>673080223
Yes, it shouldn't be as simple as smart/dumb. There then come smy own personal issue of seeing things black and white, whilst being fully aware it is nothing but grey shades. I am still in hope that everything will fix itself for both yourself and then me of course, because for me that's what always happened. Somehow shit will fix itself, am I right?
>>673081369
same here. Except it's been 3
>>673081269
>>673081269
oh man
>>673078680
just grow a fucking pair faggot, or be ready to start hearing how Chad fucked her pussy all the way to the planes of oblivion
I'm waiting till marriage
fug
>>673081171
dude it's still not an excuse to give up
>>673081064
honestly bruh it was really nice, it did release a lot of tension/made me confident for a moment, but it's really not as amazing as it seems when you get there. especially when that girl isn't around anymore.
But hey, sometimes just trying is enough, you just have to give 100%, no regrets.
>>673080563
Well Fuck...
>>673080322
'Preciate it man. Regards and good luck.
Age:50
Reason: 4chan user
>>673080603
i used to think about suicide and i still do, but now i immediately think about how much of a failure would that be and i don't accept useless failures.
>>673068649
27. I'm ugly.
>>673081686
>50
god if I don't get laid by the time I'm 50 I want to just die, natural selection do your thing
fuck man I'm sorry
Does tinder work? I get some matches but they never respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1aXhWR3dOI
>>673081904
What would you write, is it anything including *adjusts tie*?
22 dick micro af
21
Always have fun first dates, but I always end up cutting contact right afterwards because I'm too afraid of starting a relationship.
22
Just don't give a shit, trying to lose my virginity isn't really something that bugs me too much, I haven't even considered it since the last time I saw a thread like this.
Whenever I do have sex i'll probably just make some shit up like I haven't gotten any in 5 years
I guess it's my attitude, idk what to change about me to finally get laid, maybe it's that i've not yet found the right girl
>>673082411
you mean you've been denied sex because of small penis, or never even got there ?
>>673078832
Surgical assist, lead trauma.
>>673080565
You deserve to die. That pic is degenerate
>>673082208
Not really, i try to say something based on the persons pics or bio but i guess sticking with a basic thing is better
>>673082548
How come it doesn't bother you? I can't fall asleep unless I think about fucking/holding hands with girls.
>>673074087
Tinder is full of people like that
>>673081475
for me too lol which is weird like all of my previous problems get solved and i dont really know how.then i get new ones. it takes your involvement conscious or sub. I try to commit myself to thought processes which are true and beneficial. they are completely internal right, then go about my life, and then shit works out for me. which feels like magical fixing
I say commit to what you know works i guess
Sometimes i do feel like i'm smart enough/ good looking enough/ confident enough to go out and get gfs. But all i've ever gotten is a fuck buddy here n there. I've never had a real need to fall in love with someone and have sex complicate a deep relationship.
But maybe i'm just a faggot y'know?
>>673080037
You come off as too analytical or pseudo-intellectual through text is all. May not be true IRL, fuck if I know.
>>673082516
Consider telling them right away, that you are not up for relationships but for having loose encounters. I am in Europe, I have been using OkCupid and that has gotten me many, many female genitalia in my face. Not sure, how cool all of that was, though.
>>673082516
you sound like me
Not trying to justify my loneliness here, but bringing a child into the world at this point is kind of a dick move. Just think about all the overcrowding and pollution they are going to have to deal with. People beneath a certain salary should be forcefully sterilized to prevent that shit for a little while and lower the trash population
>>673081738
yea ikr. me too btw but i always think that its jus so fucking lazy. i can fix most of my problems it just take work. but it clams me down the thought of being anhero
>>673068732
>>673068732
PREPARE FOR B&
>>673082892
Have you considered that you are a cuck?
>>673082941
Good you manage to focus your thoughts on usefull things, anon. For me the over contemplating matters ruins quite a bit. Funnily enough never stuff that regards job, how to pay rent etc. Those are the things where I don't care fuck all and shit sorts itself. Maybe I am in no position to complain really.
Good advice though, thanks
>>673083070
sex != childbirth
Its cus im 17 and I dont have many friends
>>673083239
> doesn't know definition of cuck
>>673082868
I waited for girls to hit me up so I could mimick their behaviour. As for example "I wonder if your hair shines as bright in real life?" Shit like this is solid, even though any sane person sees it for what it is. Strange in a way
19 years old. Aside from some mild acne, I'm probably a 7/10. I just don't have much to talk about other than politics and vidya.
>>673068649
18, because i am an autist who browses 4chan occasionally
also, why the fuck would i want to fuck a girl when I have VR porn at the tip of my hands with google cardboard.
but yea, i could never talk to a female for more than 10 minutes in the real world
>>673083452
Thing is, it's so rare for them to begin a conversation
>>673082622
I mean my dick is literally micro. There is actually a negative chance of my penis bringing a girl to orgasm. So technically it's because I haven't gotten there.. but it isn't because I'm bad with girls or anything. I can talk to girls and I'm not awkward as shit. I just never make a move because I know how it will end.
>>673082892
No idea, it just doesn't
I don't really socialize with people but I still enjoy talking to others. It's odd, I've been alone with never any more than 1 or 2 "friends" for the last 9 years.
And yet it doesn't really bother me
34
No sex before marriage, to be pure in the eyes of God.
Shame I don't believe in marriage. Or God.
>>673081821
No fix for that. Kill yourself before you hit 30.
22
i have a bent dick that hurts whenever I get an erection, self-conscious about it and sex would probably be agonizing
