POLICE! SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOURE FREE TO GO!
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POLICE! SHOW ME YOUR SINGLES AND YOURE FREE TO GO!
>>673049359
Check em
im good
FUKKIN CRAKA I DINDU NUFFIN
Fuck da popo
nothing to see here
FUCK DA POLICE
>>673049359
Nothing to see here
I ain't done anything wrong, officer.
>>673049666
Satanic trips
>>673049666
I NEED BACK UP! NOW!
>>673049666
sheeeeit
>>673049666
Woah, calm down there Satan.
TOODALOO MOTHERFUCKER
>>673049666
satanic fucking trips
HERE THEY ARE OFFICER
>>673049777
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit
>>673049359
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?
>>673049666
>>673049777
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
>>673049666
Yeah, why not.
>>673049833
Fuck
okay mr officer sir
>>673049666
>>673049777
holy fuck NEED BACKUP
Freedom. See you later pig! Oink fucking oink.
I'm free
>>673049777
>>673049666
Check em
here
Sup ma niggas
Fuck le police
Oh
>673049999
Nigger
what seems to be the officer problem?
no problem
>>673049955
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>673049999
Whoah bluudddd
>>673049359
I dont no nuffin bout any doubls Officer Check em
>>673049955
Goddamn it! Fine, arrest me officer bacon cunt.
>>673049999
SHOT THAT NIGGERRR
Hey officer I'm clean see
>>673049999
WTF HOLY CRAP
>>673049999
Oh SHIT
no problem officer
>>673049999
We're all fucking dead.
>>673050055
Takes one to know one
>>673049666
Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeettt
m'officer
>>673050155
WAIT, I KNOW YOU
>>673050077
>doubls
>>673049999
good with the ass rapes
>>673049999
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>673049955
Lol you get shot twice
Just got this single five over here
>>673049611
>>673049666
>>673049777
>>673049833
>>673049855
>>673049955
>>673049999
>>673050055
>>673050077
>>673050155
All arrested for being fagoots
>>673049359
FTP t(*X*)y
>>673049999
Jesus
>>673049666
>>673049777
>>673049999
check'em officer
I i didn't do it!
>>673050227
no Sir. I aint no knowing be known nuffin aint no Double here mate i dont aint Not knowing anything
check'em
>>673050444
ARREST HIM TRIPLS
fuck the police
calm down officer, they're right here
>>673050444
>tripls
Please let me go officer
>>67305444
Hold it right there.
>>673050444
Them tripls
Fuck Tha police
It's alright, officer, I'm good!
Nothing to see here, officer
>>673049999
IT'S A FUCKING TERRORIST
I AINT DID DONE NOTHIN YO
>>673050444
prepare your anus m8
Singles Get!
>>673049666
>>673049777
>>673050444
>>673049999
damyum homeboys ice those crackas
>>673050820
Nothing seen
Rollerino
I'm a nigger
So... what?
Check this
Dick
Just passing through, officer.
It's just sugar I swear
>>673049666
SHIIIIEEEEEEETTTTTTT
topkek
No problem bro
I wouldn't know nothing about no secret large-scale dub smuggling scheme, sir. Oh no. Not my scene.
>>673049999
WE NEED BACK UP, NOW! GET THE SWAT TEAM!
Just passing by, officer.
Passing by.
>>673049666
wow
I'm just holding em for a friend! Please don't arrest me!
I'm innocent occifer I swear!
>>673051255
YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE.
>>673051255
OH SHIT NIGGA POP THIS FOOL
>>673051255
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Looks like I'm arrested
>>673051255
You are gonna have to come down to the station pal
>>673049359
>pulling a gun to check for singles
FUCK THA POH-LICE
Officer I swear its not mine
>>673051300
FREEZE MAGGOT
>>673050420
>420 get
Nothing here, sir
>>673051255
Check em
>>673051400
OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR NIGGER
>>673051392
Most copa today would.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
>>673049359
fuck yo bitch ass im outta here
>>673051400
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FAG
>>673051255
Fuck I can't even get away with being black on the internet. Smh.
here officer
>>673049359
It's just a prank bro.
Only singles here, officer.
Am I free to go now?
>>673051486
>African Space Program
>>673049359
Do you have change for a 5, sir?
roger
Excuse me officer, you wouldn't happen to be looking for these doubles would you?
Free at last free at last free at last
>>673051555
shitstorm incoming
>>673051544
>>673051555
YOU'RE LOOKING AT 9 LONG YEARS
>>673051555
SHOW ME YOUR HANDS FUCKING APE
>>673051555
Yeah... singles... three singles of the same number in a row... youre going away for a looooooong time..
>>673049359
Im not carrying anything officer
>>673051555
Umm, officer I can explain...
>>673051632
THESE AREN'T MINE I SWEAR!!!
I'm white, now let me go
Cant single officer
>>673051544
this isn't my officer.
>>673051782
you rolled singles fag
I got nothing on me, man
>>673051782
TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, CRIMINAL SCUM
>>673051632
yessuh offisuh
>>673049359
Dindu nuffin, officer.
>>673049359
dindu nuffin!
Cant catch me nigga
No dubs here officer
yall got any chicken?
I did nothing wrong officer
yoooooo my nikka
>>673052155
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A DUB SMUGGLING NIGGER WOULD SAY, ON THE FLOOR
GRAPE DRANK
>>673051951
IM INNOCCENT, SOMEBODY PLANTED THEM ON ME I FUCKING SWEAR I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY CAME FROM!!! I DINDU NUFFIN WRONG
>>673052088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KecQ41pbPiM
Officer! I may have dubs but this guy is flaunting his quints! Go get him instead!
i dindu nuffin
>>673049359
you wouldn't shoot a cripple would you?
I'm white
>>673052595
Im a cop. You wanna bet?
>>673052662
Fuck you spider
>>673052662
nigger
>>673052662
Youre a spider. I dont trust you, nigger.
>>673052708
maybe
>>673049359
don't trust what they say officer these hoes ain't loyal.
>>673052759
-appreciating intensifies-
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>>673052308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KecQ41pbPiM
>>673052875
PRIVATE JOHNSON! DID YOU LET THE CROW IN HERE!?
>>673052662
White spider u are
fuck off!
I do not consent to unwarranted searches. Am I being detained?
i never get dubs
Here you go officer,have a nice day!
>>673049359
Im not black and i dont do dubs osifer
forever free
fuck no
at last
c-c-c-c-come on man i have kids!
>>673049359
I do not consent!
>>673053244
Exposed
>>673053666
That's what I'm talking about!
>>673053666
Aww snap
>>673053666
WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, PIGS
>>673049359
Am i being detained?
>>673049359
Get fucked mate check em
>>673053666
Satanic trips cartman just married singles corduroy. Well done, gentlemen.
I dont have dubs you faggot go bother some niggers
>>673053911
get's caught ded instead.
>>673053911
>has 911
I'll be walking free so
>>673049359
dont shoot, im white
>>673049359
Trips&DoublesLivesMatter
>>673054068
Kek
>>673049359
Officer there's a Warrenton out for my arrest but you'll never be able to stop me
>>673049359
Just passin' through, officer
>>673054299
Oh shit
baby dont hurt me
Nothing to see here officer, I swear
>>673054299
Fuck
>>673049359
all singles here officer.
It's okay, they're trips.
>>673049359
am I clear Mr. Officer?
just passing through
>>673054862
skin tight, kitten
>>673049359
I good boy, yes?
Oh, uh.. H-hi officer. Nothing to see here... h-here are my singles.
hold it
ez pass
>>673054862
skin tight, kitten
>>673049359
Nothing to see here officer
>>673049359
Dont wory officer I've never gotten dubs nor trips or quads
as a white man I have nothing to hide officer.
>>673052609
I was gonna keep scrolling but I noticed this (pic related)
also, here are my legally obtained singles officer
>>673054449
... you got lucky, punk...
>>673053666
>>673049666
Ahhh shit...
We need back up.
>>673055433
Kek. Nice eye there, criminal scum.
>>673049359
No dubs here
mornin' officer
Fuck off, piggy
Ight
>>673049359
No dubs here officer
>>673051631
if i go to jail i shiv them all
nothing to see here
With my luck I'll get quints
I swear, it's just oregano!
yes sir
take me away officer
Shit, it's the pigs!
Gotta hide these fucking dubs.
You ain't takin my dubs pig
*pulls out the 9*
Im usain bolt, can't catch me !
>>673049359
Nothing to hide here sir
I'm not a minority!!
>>673049359
h-hire
>>673049359
nothing to see here officer
>>673052980
>>673049359
I dindu nuffin!
#Blacklivesmatter
>>673057444
Nice trips
Here
im safe officer :^)
WE DO NOT CONSENT TO SEARCHES
Im free to go, r-right?
okee
>>673049359
just passing
>>673049777
>>673049666
>>673049999
>>673050444
>>673051555
>>673053666
>>673057444
7 trips in 250 posts is pretty impressive, actually, considering that probability of a trip is 1%
check em 9999
>>673051556
Nigerian, rather.
>>673049359
Never! give us your pokemon and we'll let YOU go.
>>673056388
dIE
>>673049359
i didnu nufin
No doubles here sir
>>673049359
im not black dont shoot copper
Roll for unlawful incarceration
oy vey
C'mon man let me go i have kids
>>673049359
yessirs
>>673049359
No dubs here officer.
>>673049359
OK my dude
>>673049359
>police
>911
>9/11
>white cop
>mah murica
>jew gun
>jews did 9/11
All clean?
>>673049359
u guys are faget
ayyy lamooo
C...can i go now?
Rolling
am I being detained?
Im always single
>>673049359
AM I BEING DETAINED
ASSAULT
ASSAULT
>>673049359
Sure officer here you go
So officer, I'll be on my wa- OH SHIT!
Am I being detained?
>>673049359
I didnt do nuffin
Later
FUCK THE POLICE
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JO
I know my rights
Here's my singles sir, everything is clear?
>>673049359
Fuck the police
>>673061899
ILLEGAL DUBS DETECTED. HANDS UP, SCUMBAG!
I'm white and just passing through
I AM IN POSSESION OF LEGAL DUBS
>>673061899
Shut your mouth nigger. You're going to jail
It's okay - I'm from the house
AMERICAN POLICE RAPE WOMEN AT RANDOM VEHICLE CHECKS
>>673049666
Whaaaaaa
Am I being detained officer?
>>673062655
you dirty cop! get him!
>>673049359
Dindu nuffin
*suspicious black man*
Yo, ma man, what up?
Nothing here officer, I haven't done a single day of life in my drugs.
You eat MY cock!
No u
Here sir
>>673049999
wasted quads... someone should be putting sharpie to the pooper by now.
>>673062988
why is there a nigger running free, with his dubs?
Hello officer
