I have the hiccups someone please kill me
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I have the hiccups someone please kill me
>>673003293
Hold your breath, fam.
Or pull on your tongue. Either one works.
>>673003293
Ok
>>673003293
Spicy food?
Requesting fembois on dildos.
>>673003360
>>673003429
Come as quick as you can
>>673003413
The home remedies never work for me
>>673003440
Nailed it
>>673003450
Wrong thread. Don't exist.
>>673003563
Never understood that...
>>673003665
I think he means furry femboys.
Worse.
>>673003665
I never have either, but I'll be damned if I don't get a solid five minutes of mega hiccups from it
>>673003825
That's even more gross
>>673003898
You're not wrong.
>>673003825
I'm not sure about that.
>>673003898
I can't recall the last time I've had hiccups.
I'm sorry for your situation.
>>673004023
You aren't sure about much.
>>673004159
This is actually very accurate.
>>673003900
Man Royale with cheese.
>>673004015
Rare occasion
>>673004023
Thanks. I guess I'll live
Hi.
Continue posting cub.
>>673004276
that reference tho
>>673004521
He said nu tho.
>>673004480
Do it anyway.
>>673004642
Hey spidy whats up.
>>673004714
>>673004793
My rule is law.
>>673004851
You are powerless to enforce it.
>>673004940
What if I posted boobs/butt.
I bet you'd listen then.
It's power.
>>673004851
>says no cub
>posts loli cat girl
mixed messages
>>673005041
Try to confirm it.
>>673005041
you're too old
>>673004793
Say please.
>>673004851
I am the law.
>>673005184
Pass.
Wewf
>>673005081
They aren't the same.
>>673005184
I run the late show after everyone important leaves.
>>673005135
I don't trust this.
>>673005152
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No bad furs. No not in b
>>673005335
Where did that confidence go?
>>673005335
Your important to me silly
>>673005335
Similar enough to suspect you're secretly approving of cub
>>673005359
Oh yes, master. We've been bad boys. Punish us.
>>673005409
I'm still confident.
>>673005493
I... Don't know who you are. Sorry.
>>673005525
Not really.
I need a furry shota femboy pleasure slave to feel complete tbh
>>673005643
Compel us to obey your word, in that event.
>>673005643
You do you
Darwin, you're gross.
>>673005614
As you wish cutie hop over my knees and I'll fix that
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>>673005757
old pictures work, right?
>Thread dominance intensifies
>>673005813
I do me.
>>673004603
Thanks that was a good reward.
>>673006099
>old pictures
I consider this a slap in the face. Only new ones are acceptable.
>>673005924
Gladly.
>>673006099
Who is this a picture of?
>>673005653
I thint it should say , boss you're fucking an asshole.
>>673006371
well you know what they say, pedos are fucking immature assholes.
>>673006099
Good. You should be proud of yourself
>>673006181
Jokes on you. This is my most recent one.
>>673006798
I am sometimes.
>>673006465
>>673006877
However, it is not causing its intended effect.
>>673007063
I followed the rules.
>>673006877
It looks like a giant set of teeth bit into your jeans.
>>673006877
Why not all the time?
>>673007180
Some day you will transcend them.
>>673007181
You have to do what you have to do.
>>673007462
Today*
>>673007384
It's just the way I am.
>>673007553
You'll hear no argument from me.
>>673007553
I guess it's hard to change yourself
>>673007923
Not really. Changing yourself is easy in many ways. There are just issues that go along with it.
>>673007611
You can argue if you want. Fashion is hard. Sometimes you need to get chewed by giant teeth.
>>673007923
Those diapers can be pretty complex.
>>673008109
You should do talks at schools.
>>673007553
Proud of you.
>>673003293
>>673008109
I'm inspired to take hold of my life now
>>673008126
You would know
>>673008213
That's is a terrible idea.
>>673008301
That didn't take much.
>>673008288
<3
>>673008479
How unexpected.
>>673008301
Because I have so many kids?
>>673008479
That's why it just might work.
>>673008292
>>673008479
Sometimes you just need a little push
>>673008652
I can only assume your progeny rivals Genghis Khan
>>673008756
Are you trying to kill me?
>>673008652
I don't think people need my guidance. Probably not good.
>>673008639
Expect the unexpected.
>>673008756
It's the only reasonable conclusion to draw.
>>673009000
They DON'T need it, heck, they don't even know that they WANT it. Yet.
>>673009000
Not that I'm aware of
>>673008292
Shitty engine
>>673009000
The Tiny Toon Adventures theme song taught me that.
>>673009089
I have very little to offer in the first place.
>>673009096
Then why would you push me.
>>673009132
Obviously not.
Hi fags
>>673007384
God damn, that's accurate.
>>673009210
Well, it was quite some time ago; I needed a reminder.
>>673009210
No no, you were the one who pushed me.
>>673009089
I'm glad my deductive skills are still sharp
>>673009210
People don't want substance. Not really.
>>673009255
Hey you big fat cow.
>>673009382
Probably all of that weird stalking you did growing up.
my dad found pic related in my room and when it first happened he said he "wouldn't tell mom" but now he keeps making weird comments like "we're going to have a talk about what I found after your mom leaves for her sisters next week." idk what to do I'm scared he is going to kick me out...
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>673009617
>>673009289
I have your back, then.
>>673009382
I'm pretty sure I didn't, but sure.
>>673009439
Trust me on this one.
>>673009617
He should.
>>673009617
He's going to fuck you.
[spoiler]and if you refuse he'll kick you out[/spoiler]
>>673009439
Can't say it didn't pay off though, can you?
>>673009255
It really is
>>673009662
It was by the swings at recess. You pushed me right into the woodchips and you never even said sorry
>>673009439
I'm not fat!~
>>673009617
I expect greentext in a week
>>673009743
I'm annoyed that I like that game as much as I did.
>>673009617
He'll probably tell you to lay off the size-queening so that he doesn't have to pay to have your busted asshole stitched back together.
>>673009662
I have trust issues. Just with you though.
>>673009743
Hey, personally I think you made the right decision.
>>673009662
I will repay you somehow.
>>673009820
What would you prefer? Hefty? Sizable? A couple'a handfuls?
>>673009743
It was probably deserved
>>673009830
What did I do to you.
>>673009850
Screenshotted.
>>673009912
N-No need.
>>673009912
You've got hippy hair. I was raised not to trust the hippies.
>>673009820
Like many things in life, it was a good product with a terrible fanbase
>>673009830
As long as you believe in me I feel pretty satisfied
>>673009912
It taught me how mean people can be. Destroyed a little boy's innocence
>>673003293
lemme CUM round and slap ur ballz. Speccy 4 eyes
>>673009617
What kind of a white trash snooping around their children's room looking for dildos?
>>673009617
this
>>673009830
then he'll tell you not to be such a supergay
>>673010195
pedophile ones
>>673010195
me ;)
>>673010030
Too late.
>>673010087
Ah... I see.
>>673010104
>Destroyed a little boy's innocence
Something is wrong there.
>>673010104
I don't want to satisfy you, that sounds like it's looked down on by the church.
>>673009896
I don't even have like, 1 handful. Ask snarf.
>>673010104
Yeah... oh well. the Osu! levels are great tho.
>>673010474
UUUUuuughhhghhhhggghhhh you're going to make me talk to Snarf?!?!? Ughhghghhhhhhhhh
>>673010401
I would've thought it to be right
>>673010428
My pastor's taught me otherwise
>>673010474
Oh is that a game I should play?
>>673010268
To be blackmailed by their one kids? Not wise.
>>673010281
Why?
>>673010649
play osu only if you want crippling RSI
>>673010722
When in redneck country
>>673010722
for this reason
>>673009690
eeeeeeeh ;P. No its just pettiness. My brother goes looking through my stuff, I look through his
>>673003293
Then stop being a faggot
>>673010771
Now that you mention it I have always wanted to see what carpal tunnel syndrome is like. Looking it up, I have played that game before. Fun times
>>673010934
Dang
>>673003293
this
>>673010913
>>673010560
or dwell in continued ignorance, idc.
>>673010649
its okay, if you like rhythm games and hate sense.
>>673010560
has he pooped his pants?
>>673011192
I'll have you know I was a world champ at DDR Mario Mix, famously the most prestigious rhythm game known to man
>>673011260
I'm not going to stop you from interpreting it that way, but it was the artist's intent for that to be his penis and balls.
>>673011192
I'm a big fan of that option.
>>673011440
hmmmmmm interesting. I got a friend who'd like the poopy version
>>673011377
well, you certainly hate charts making sense, so osu appears to be for you!
>>673011565
Right. A "friend."
>>673006877
Either that's a girl with man hands or they're a trap can't quite tell.
>>673011633
Awesome. I've been looking for a new way to destroy any free time I have
>>673011844
Work on that radar man. Might save you down the line.
>>673003293
Hold your breath and swallow three times. Never fails for me
bedtime
>>673011787
MOAR
>>673012074
That's some dangerous advice in a thread like this.
>>673012214
Night.
>>673012064
So you're saying it's a dude?
>>673012254
I'm not sure people would appreciate that.
>>673012376
I'm not going to say anything. I'd rather not get my eyes clawed out by those big strong hands.
salad is awful-
>>673015008
Preach.
Plz send me your best dick picture at my phone number +33667517916. I will answer you with my dick :)
>>673015154
nobody's listening.
>>673015169
No.
>>673015289
And yet you still preach.
>>673015433
there's no stopping me.
but i might stop myself.
>>673015502
You are a discordant man. I am going to go make a sandwich.
