Celeb Fap thread
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Celeb Fap thread
>>672989376
post emma and jordyn
Jordyn
>>672989376
Anyone got any emma gifs/webms?
Can we get some McKayla Maroney
>>672989729
Yaaayyyyyy... can we three join this party?
>>672989855
>>672989855
can we get some celebrities
>>672989942
Good girls
>>672989994
>>672990035
>>672990035
More of a celeb than you will ever be
>>672990115
>>672990040
>>672990462
More
>>672990206
Cold hard facts
>>672990462
Yesssss
>>672990383
>>672990792
perfection
>>672989376
>>672990975
Damn.
>>672990962
>>672990975
hnnnng
fucking incredible
>>672990975
Winrar
>>672991180
>>672991260
>>672990182
Duuuude. I never see Kiera Knightly in these threads. Well played. She was 10/10 back in the Pride and Prejudice days.
>>672991590
mah neger
>>672991761
>>672991534
Kek I know it's fake but saved
Newfags
>>672990383
she's 15
>>672991864
not bad.....
>>672991879
This girl is killer
>>672991974
>>672991875
>>672992015
>>672992175
>>672992285
Jordyn Jones, to bad she's 15..
>>672991974
congratulations, you know how to count...
>>672992579
>>672992579
>>672989376
>fapping to a feminist dyke who wants to end porn
doesn't get more beta than that.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/emma-watson-calls-for-feminist-alternatives-to-pornography-during-discussion-with-gloria-steinem-a6895146.html
>>672992449
Hot
>>672992585
yup tired of seeing Jailbait on these threads
>>672992825
>>672992921
We get it you're gay.
>>672992449
would love to taste her sweaty body
>>672992921
then dont look at the thread?
>>672992985
Even though Jordyn is hot af, this pic doesnt do her justice
>>6729909609
>>672993097
>>672993024
>>672992704
fuck she's tall I love it
>>672993097
>af
>>672993247
>>672993024
I see a river
It's oceans that I want
You have to give me everything
Everything's not enough
>>672993064
lawd have mercy
>>672993330
>>672993064
>>672991761
Mods CP she was 14+!
>>672993633
>>672993932
>>672991260
Dat camel toe hngggg
>>672993687
I dunno. Doesn't look like a porno to me.
>>672994052
>>672994010
Jordyn is a goddess
>>672989550
oh shit whip it out stud
>>672994222
i'm all up in this thread.
>>672994222
moar McKayla
>>672994633
And God perfected ass right there.
>>672994441
>>672994563
Tf with all the pedo fags
>>672994563
This aired on network television. Couldn't believe my eyes.
>>672994852
>>672995032
>>672994997
You're telling me you wouldn't fuck this? You're lying to yourself.
>>672994997
I know right? They should be banned out right.
>>672995168
She's got that steroid belly
>>672995212
An hero, you should look into it
>>672994852
>>672995032
>>672995168
Worship this goddess mates
She deserves it
>>672995288
More dressed like that
>>672995168
>>672995212
>>672995328
Samefag
>>672995350
>>672995258
then you clearly have no clue how steroids work
>>672995434
hnng
>>672992704
who dat?
>>672995328
Get banned.
>>672995472
>>672995563
Get the fuck out my /b/ nigger.
>>672995549
wana see her pussy?
>>672995660
Getting hard over children, is there anything more pathetic?
>>672995660
>>672995766
Yes, dubs wasted on a cuck.
>>672995766
Yes there is, you nigger.
>>672995766
Not being able to.
>>672995766
She's 15 and hardly a child one more year and she's legal in my state.
>>672995862
I don't think you understand the meaning of the word cuck child molester.
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>>672995879
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>>672995931
Samefagging this hard.
>>672994997
These faces when no face.
>>672995932
>>672995766
Child molester? See the way she moves nah that's no child. Really what difference does 3 years really make?
> inb4 jail time
>>672995991
Ern not at all nigger.
>>672996035
>>672995991
So this is how stupid someone looks when they falsely claim Samefag.
>>672994633
Lol so shopped. Emma does have a nice ass though.
a new fappening is needed
>>672996087
Say whatever you want to rationalization your mental illness.
really, no megan fox??
yeah you know what tho baby i like you
>>672996188
>>672996035
That's fucken weird.
>>672996149
>>672996211
Same fagging
>>672996257
>>672995740
I dont think any of that came out
>>672996230
Like I said one more year and she's legal in my state so you can say whatever the fuck you want cuckboy
>>672996317
>>672996347
I don't think you understand the meaning of that word.
>>672990182
She is 10/of ten now.
I would drink her bath water
>>672996230
kill yourself nigger
>>672995991
What does it feel like to prove to everyone that you don't know fucking shit?
>>672995467
if anyone wants to get her nickname, first bosses name, and/or her street name there'd be a few extras.
>>672991761
>>672996469
God same fagging so hard...smh
>>672996456
Why because I'm not a loser who wacks off to kids? I think you should be the one to end it. Must be difficult to have a mental illness.
>>672996149
>What the fuck is crop.
>>672996413
I do I'm assuming that you have a little dick and you're really upset that you couldn't even please a woman her age. That's why you're attacking us for fallowing our natural urges because you can't with you micro cock I suggest you try watching someone you love get fucked maybe it'll help you get off. Maybe your mother? I'd say girlfriend but we all know you don't have one.
>>672996598
Get the fuck out our /b/ faggot.
>>672996726
Natural urges, more like predatory urges. Admit that you have a mental problem, because most healthy individuals would rather see kids be kids not sex toys to the perverse.
Geez you're so interested in my dick size, are you a faggot also?
>>672996598
>God same fagging so hard...smh
Even after you are proven to be full of shit, you still want to cling to the fantasy. You are in the wrong place. This is not a cringe thread.
>>672996782
I follow the rules, you don't so I am not sure who is supposed to actually go. Faggots who break the rules so they can show everyone what sick fucks they are or someone who follows the rules.
>>672996726
Roodypoo
>>672996878
Same fagging again don't you have anything else better to do with your life?
>>672996598
Lmao idiot his photo has a file name >>672996469
im on an iPhone I can't use file names >>672996726
>>672996988
Dubs... why is he same fagging so hard?
>>672996851
Lmao obviously not a faggit. Like I said she doesn't remind me of a kid so it doesn't bother me.
> likes to watch kids be kids
You sound like you're the one with the problem.
>>672996981
No. I'm talking to you in a regular back and forth. That is not same fagging.. but faggot asshats think it is.
>>672996979
>>672997215
I understand that from the perspective of the mentally ill one who is normal would appear to be the one with the problem. It is okay to get help.
>>672997210
Now this is samefaging
>>672997248
I can't help myself because I am indeed a faggot asshat and therefore I keep thinking it's same fagging you same fag.
>>672997302
Well why are same fagging then?
>>672997425
moar McKayla
again
>>672997364
Well, ok then.
Hey, does anybody have that picture with Emma Watson, where she wears nothing but yellow swimwear, and she's pulling it? Obviously it's fake one, but I used to gap to it for so long.
>>672997503
Haha, I think you're on to me now.
>>672997294
Whatever you say bro.
> "mental illness"
That's why I'm a year she's legal in multiple states idiot
>>672989942
whos the one on the far right?
>>672997425
So you admit it.
I'm not.
>>672997594
Not legal here.
>>672992802
people want to fuck her, not have converstation with her you twatwaffle
>>672997505
>>672997646
No you weren't, I was just being a dumb as because I am really fucking bored. I actually don't give as hit about the pictures you're posting either. There was a girl that was posted on Hebe once that I liked her name was Emiliya I think? not sure how it's spelt.
>>672997731
Typed this with one hand on the shitter pardon the typos.
>>672992802
All that feminist bullshit is just facade because she is frustrated since she never had a proper childhood and never got fucked real good.
You can see her whip out the kinky whenever possible because she is craving the good cock so bad...
>>672997858
I bet she got a boob job
>>672997858
>>672997731
Don't know who you're talking about sorry bro
>>672997652
I suggest you move
>>672998141
I mean on /b/ I'm actually not sure what the age of consent is here let me check.
>>672997962
>>672998059
I'll track her down. She was the first picture I realized I could be attracted to someone that young.
>>672990962
nice
>>672995028
Now that's an woman
>>672998186
I kek'd and you got us
>>672995467
Most
>>672998273
>>672998251
Same never been attracted to young girls till coming here. No younger than teens for me though.
>>672998367
Age of consent is the same as your state pretty much. I like the schools here so I'll stick around a bit longer. Anyway I found the girl I was talking about. I saw her like a month ago and did a double take, then thought "shit... I think she is hot..."
No videos or webms?
>>672998475
Yeah that is basically what happened, I thought meh no thanks they're annoying. Then saw the her and kind of lost that stance.
I agree, anything that isn't a teen makes me feel kind of awkward.
>>672998744
>>672998568
Yeah people that think it's weird don't remember that not to long ago girls were getting married and pregnant very young. I was blind before coming to /b/ I had a situation with one of my younger cousins friends where she grinned her ass all over my leg and started moaning I mean a young girl doing that and looking up at me provocatively it shocked me so of course I told her parents I regret it now because she resents me and will never do anything like that again. It's natural for any person when they're ready they're ready.
>>672998929
I also have a terrible soft spot for this girl from Tomorrowland.
>>672998202
Guys do you think she 's still ass virgin ?
>>672999062
That's just it there are news articles about wedding announcements here between a man roughly twenty and a girl at the age of twelve as late as 1930s.
Love her
>>672989376
I grew out of my horny-teenager phase. Why not you, kid?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>>672999271
Exactly and she's 11 by the way I know I said no younger than teens but some acceptions depending how they look. Are you an oldfag? I'm only 21
>>672999161
FUCK THAT MOVIE. I cried so God damned much, she reminded me of my love.
FUCK EVERYTHING.
FUCK EVERYONE.
lots of sekrit celebs here https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/btards
>>672999453
Somebody kill this bitch.
>>672999409
>>672999417
>acceptions depending how they look. Are you an oldfag? I'm only 21
that explains why you can't spell "exceptions", i guess.
>>672999417
I'm 24 just finishing my masters here. I think it depends on emotional and mental maturity. I think about how I was when I was 11 and I was pretty self aware. Dumb as hell, but self aware I still like the same kinds of girls I liked when I was 11 now.
>>672999453
Whoops sorry about that. Yeah I got a bit misty as well. Here is another see she is smiling and alive!
>>672999525
Fuck off
>>672991957
newfags
emma watson is a real man. all you faggots in this thread couldn't handle that shit.
>>672999790
On /b/ EVERYONE is a newfag every day no matter what.
>>672999698
not for long, i'll destroy this world if i don't get what I want.
>>672999790
>>672999606
Yeah I don't just look at one and get turned on it has to do with a lot of things like body language the way they talk their curiosity. That's why I was saying look at the way Jordyn moves that's not a girl that doesn't know what she's doing.
>>672999953
Hmm, I am reminded of a quote from a video game with that line.
>>672999999
Praised
>>672999999
You've killed the doge
>>672999999
first
lol
CHUCKEM
>>672999999
Confirmed /b/ is full of pedophilia
>>672999999
Checked
>>672999999
Wasted get
>>672996087
> "Your honor? See the way she moves nah that's no child."
*judge stares at you*
>>672999999
REEEEEEEE
>>672999999
you win the war
>>672999999
Yeah, we're in the same boat and congrats on being a fucking MADMAN
>CHECKED!
>>672999999
Mother of gode
>>672999999
Holy shit
>>672999999
What a waste
>>673000196
Like I said its legal where I am so your argument is invalid.
>>672999999
HOLY FUCK
>>673000320
Not sure if a real arguer or a bored asswipe like me.
>>672998744
>I agree, anything that isn't a teen makes me feel kind of awkward.
"Some citizens is hung up on pre-puberty kicks. I don't dig it. I say any man can't wait til fourteen is no better than a degenerate."
- Burroughs
>>672999740
Also, you might want to consider ending your sentences with a period, or you risk sounding like Roast Beef Kazenzakis when he's depressed.
>>673000584
>>673000511
>Don't hate
and don't be surprised if the cops don't share your giggly 9gag sense of random humor. "just kidding! i'm being satirical!"
"So are we." *cops break your legs*
>>672997612
Lexee Smith
>>673000760
Lmao again Jordyns legal where I am.
>>672989942
the one on the far right has that look
>>673000696
After all the pics i 'm sure now i would like to find her and fuck her ass
>>672999999
Yeah so I came from other thread to see this shit. Have a cool webm for your sep
>>672999999
wow, nobody really gives a shit about gets this early in the morning.
>>673000760
16 is the age of consent here in Canada so this guys not that weird.
>>672999999
MAKE YOUR WILL KNOWN TO US SO THAT WE MAY SERVE YOU!
nice get yo
>>673000963
so where is a 15 year old legal ?
>>673000760
>>673001062
Hell its 12 in mexico but that's a shit hole
>>673000999
fake
>>673001072
Eh off by one year 16
>>673001165
that's okay, i prefer fucking the shit hole
>>673001231
Closer it gets to the birthday the more it's a grey area in court as well. I could defend your case if she were two to three months away form sixteen.
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>>673001066
I now declare that every Wednesday is tom cruise day and that there will be a mandatory thread dedicated to his running.
>>673001485
mmm , i think she s conteplating on the subject of her ass fucked
>>673001372
Doubt one year makes a difference.
>>673001165
Guess where I'm headed
>>673001730
Not that much I'm sure, I can imagine it being less of a problem the closer to the birthday. I remember a case we studied where the kid that ran away from home and moved in with an older man was brought to court.
Because the kid was seventeen and not 18 there was a grey area about him moving in with this guy. The parents tried to have him arrested and tried for kidnapping, but as the kid was seventeen and about three months from his birthday the judge threw it out and said that he was basically on his way to adulthood.
The kids reason for fleeing was abuse by his parents and making it hard for him to move out. So the judge ruled in favour of the kid and the man.
>>673001976
Sexy.
>>673019043
Those legs.......
>>672989729
>celeb
Die newfag
>>673019043
that's a dood, dude
>>673019389
>no tits
>no ass
kek
>>673019877
how old are you?
>>673020159
She's gross bro
>>673020159
why?
just pointing out that i cant fap to a twig who has no womanly features that can be identified as a turn on...she is basically a skinny man with a female face..its like puberty skipped this one..
>>673020548
thats fucking 17 yo thinking. go being unmature retard somewhere else
>>673020652
first time on /b ?
>>673020858
yeah, can you show me where cafeteria is?
>>673020652
are you retarded? and that what you do is 14yo thinking
>>673021283
yeah sure man, its just by /pol... just go there and stay there you "mature" specimen
>>672999999
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Celebs > Faggotry
>>673020858
fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.
>>673022526
if only i could
>>673022085
>>673022820
Her legs..
>>673022900
where is her ass tho?
also she is getting to get the whole hunchback thing goin on
>>672997962
Puberty caught up now that she is done with gymnastics
>>672992802
Eh, that article's not bad for the independent. It's basically saying replace porn with erotica i.e. make it more sensual. Still daft, as everyone has their own kinks, but better than it seems.
>>673022900
are you the fag that made this gay ass thread?
>>673019387
>>672992825
Wish she wouldnt be wearing those Boots
>>673022704
Please fuck you
>>672991957
My nigger
