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Lightly roasted.
>>672948640
>>672948774
But... Balls...
Now I just want more coffee to go wit this psychobilly I'm listening to
>>672949453
>>672949517
It is here too. I'm in a flat windy part of Alberta. It fucking sucks. Or should I say blow.
>>672949787
I'm not sure why I was linked.
>>672949787
A F U C K I N G L E A F
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>>672949787
Forgot to ask, on a scale of 0/my mum, how fucked is Alberta right now?
Man I knew I should've gotten some mugs earlier. Now I want some tea or coffee.
rickety tickity tock
>>672950079
>The whole state is like an ICP concert
You're like the only person I've heard in years to reference ICP other than myself.
>>672950277
i got dubs
>>672950102
Well, all the idiots who rely on rig pigging are getting laid off, but other than them we're pretty alright. Never should have overstocked crude. We wouldn't be in this mess had the idiots understood supply and demand.
>>672949759
SOMEONE HAZ DA SAUCE ON THIS ONE?
>>672950277
Rickety cricket
>>672950222
Drink it right out of the pot like a man.
>>672950305
Well lemme just back him up by saying he's right, Florida is like a Juggalo concert and a country music concert got into a fight, but got tired out, and realized they kinda got along if they looked past each other's superficial differences.
Y'all ain't from round here, are ya?
How can tea not be organic?
>>672950305
Had to B-b-b-b--b-bing it. Pretty much what I pictured
>>672950145
>just noticed tigre strippers are from fruitopia
God, I am slow, aren't I?
>>672950305
Magnets. Idk that's probably a good thing
>>672950245
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>>672950012
>>672949759
at lest this thread is not lolis.>>672950379
>>672950584
Yeah... They're, like, the second most drawn character from that movie
>>672950012
>>672949453
>>672949759
Delicious, lovely cocks. Would suck vigorously.
>>672950490
Sorry dude, just saved it from another gfur thread. No clue.
>>672950538
>Pot
I have a Keurig
>>672950546
Because of the pesticides and growth hormones they might use during the growing process.
>>672950673
What, don't like cub?
>>672950829
np
>>672950268
What would his smell smell like?
>>672950714
Look, I'm mentally cunted. As the Jeb! the bush would put it "c'mon, give me a break."
>>672950584
If the stuttering is a reference, I'm not getting it.
>>672950648
It makes me laugh anyway. Even if no one else gets it.
>>672950923
Ew, no
>>672950875
Why do you hate the environment?
>>672950875
basically the fedora of cofee
>>672950923
what a qt
>>672951035
The stuttering is just something gay I did because I was making a reference, not a reference itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHuZ5qrYX4
>>672951170
French press for life
>>672950998
Fine, but you better love their sexiness twice as much now
>>672950875
Do you even like coffee? Or do you just like to pretend?
>>672950533
ello my baby ragtime gal
>>672951132
Because fuck the environment
>>672951170
Naw, because fedoras don't make life easier. Keurigs do. Besides it's not like I bought it, it was a gift.
>>672950648
I'm glad I don't have to hear that joke for another year
>>672951335
Why on Earth would you want to do gay things?
>>672951132
Because convenience. Convenience is king these days.
>>672951074
Your loss
>>672951385
Mmm. Horse cock.
>>672951349
Naw you got me. I don't even drink liquids. I just have an IV for that.
>>672951345
I love my French press <3
>>672951369
>Because fuck the environment
Damn right! Fucking environment. What's that bitch ever done for us?
>>672951482
I actually had a Keurig for a while, the convenience was nice, but the thing was a piece of shit. Cups would constantly explode, and frankly the french press I've got is so each to clean up, it's not that much less convenient.
Keurigs are gross but convenient.
>>672951470
Because my daddy touched me as a child
>>672951347
Do I ever
>>672951345
It's the only proper way to live
>>672951614
Equines are always good in my book
>>672951723
Exactly.
>>672951743
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>>672951614
Meh
>>672951826
Did you get gross as you got older?
>>672951826
Good choice
>>672951363
wait no I'm sorry
I get the cricket and the frog mixed up
I'm an idiot
>>672951614
>>672951995
Sure? I guess.
>>672952081
Agreed
>>672951835
Agreed. I don't have much anatomically correct stuff cause I just have a HB siterip, but I love it.
>>672952215
Your statement just implied that he doesn't do it any longer.
>>672952215
>>672952322
Nice dubs
Also; stop hurting my tiny brain
>>672952227
Eh, anatomically correct is only fun every once in a while, anyways. There's something to be said about a familiar looking penis
>>672951835
No more coffee for me tonight though.
>>672952558
Guess I should just post porn and talk about horse cock.
Mmm, delicious frotting
>>672952757
Do it
>>672952606
I don't know. I really like the way it looks. There's a certain cock that beats it out but horse is at the top otherwise.
>>672952606
I agree honestly. Still like a big 'un though
>>672952862
Frotting is lovely.
>>672952877
I really hate horses though.
>>672952862
You'd get sick of it if you couldn't stop.
>>672950898
Sunlight also isn't organic and plays a vital part in growth of all plants.
>>672952757
I do encourage thoughtful conversations, luv
>>672952606
The idea of the flare is hot and terrifying...
>>672953048
Every sane person does, do it anyway
>>672953004
Wouldn't mind having more of it. Don't think much of my stuff is. Anyone else want to contribute to my frotting collection?
I could go for a good frotting
>>672953171
I probably have a decent amount, but finding it may present a problem.
>>672952665
Wow, what do you need to do? Sleep or something gay like that
>>672952757
You know you want to, Roy
>>672952891
What's this favorite dick of yours?
>>672952982
Yeah, there's also something nice about a penis that's the size of your arm
>>672953135
Agreed
>>672953277
Couldn't we all? <3
>>672953320
I have the same issue. Nothing is sorted by content, just if it's gfur, sfur, etc.
>>672953099
How is sunlight not organic?
>>672953400
He's in the thread. You can guess if you want.
>>672953400
Nah, Had too much, getting a headache
>>672953642
It's not made of carbon
>>672953320
I feel ya'
>>672953112
What's on your mind, then?
>>672953157
It's just not in me.
>>672953400
Horses are gross and I'm not sure who you are.
>>672953642
Because it doesn't contain carbon
kek
>>672953856
Then put it in you
>>672953767
I'd like to be between those two. Horse cock sammich.
>>672953966
>>672953767
That's because it's just a form of energy. It's not considered either really.
>>672953770
Haha! My porn file is titled SHAME
>>672953966
Of all the dragon dildos I own, none of them are equine.
>>672953856
Well... I don't know, actually. I'm quite fond of certain nerdy things which might be somewhere to start.
pew pew
>>672954226
Then find a real horse
>>672954347
Are those...tomatoes on a hotdog?
>>672954347
I need that gun
>>672954354
Cue Mr. Hands video
>>672954354
Moar like Mr Hands amirite?
>>672953665
Spidey here looks like he's packing >>672950673
>>672953715
Oh yeah, that happens, although it takes a lot for me to get to that level. How much coffee you been drinking?
>>672953856
I'm just a friendly anon
>>672954115
I think you're misunderstanding the definition
Dog cock is best cock
>>672954300
Define them.
>>672954354
I don't want them to fall on me.
>>672954590
With namesync apparently.
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>>672954623
Just ask Dev
>>672954639
Pussy
>>672954464
My mexifriend said the same thing about tomatoes on tacos.
>>672954500
If you ever get a hold of it, feed me.
>>672954623
Knots make any cock great~
>>672954590
Enough to kill a horse now that I quit drinking proper.
(つω⊂* )
>>672954590
Sadly, it is not spiderman. He is an oversized member of the avian species though.
>>672954800
I'd rather post that than horsecock.
>>672954817
I hate tomatoes in general, I dislike them on tacos as well.
>>672954843
Absolutely
>>672955018
I would never put tomatoes on a taco unless we're talking Pico de Gallo
More tomatoes for me then I guess
>>672954773
Haven't had NS for months. I just go off memory and context now, and you're pretty recognizable
>>672954860
Ahh, that makes a lot of sense. Well good on you
>>672954949
I must say I'm stumped then
>>672955523
Who were you months ago then?
>>672954590
Using that definition all pesticides and herbicides are organic because they all contain carbon. Water and any form of energy are inorganic because they don't contain carbon.
For the purposes of farming the definition of organic is different i.e. "(of food or farming methods) produced or involving production without the use of chemical fertilizers, pesticides, or other artificial agents."
The next time you think about speaking to me, go ahead and don't so I don't have to waste my time.
>>672955523
i can't tell people apart here without namesync, unless they are using the same avatars all the time
>>672955737
That's a deep question, man.
fist me
>>672951215
Cock not in the popcorn, what kinda date is this
>>672956338
Ok
>>672955517
Launch your hot dog into me.
>>672955737
Never really posted in here with a name. Just lurked
>>672956479
Any method to get chicken parts down your gullet a little bit faster, huh?
>>672956326
I was going to make a size queen joke but decided not to.
>>672956600
Why'd you have namesync then?
>>672956689
>Chicken
>Not beef and pork
Pleb tastes confirmed.
>>672956785
It would have been a big, painful mistake.
>>672956933
A hot dog is a hot dog.
>>672956187
Its a rare case where the avatars are good things. Although I'll admit I'm not 100% accurate all the time
>>672956785
Used it for other threads
>>672956933
That's true, we all know the best hot dogs are dicks and lips
>>672954639
Offtopic, but is DS2 worth it? I'm like half-way through DS1, and enjoying it quite a bit. I'm not sure if I should go in order, or just preorder 3.
Am I namefagging yet?
>>672957045
In all honestly, I didn't think you'd appreciate it so it wasn't worth the effort.
>>672957065
What was your name there?
>>672957169
I thought DS2 was a great game but recognize that is an unpopular opinion.
>>672957347
And how!
>>672957347
Yes you are.
>>672957479
love that pic, I want to fuck a deer now
this is best pic
>>672957389
I bought it on 360, but it's my gf's system. I don't get to play it much when I'm there.
I've heard reviews all over the place for that game. Some really good, some really bad. It's pretty weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg-j3-kuQqo
>feels2real
>>672957389
I think that's a bit of a stretch. You're full of it.
>>672957648
How seedy.
>>672957389
Went by rez
>>672957623
Me too, not a real one though. They're mean motherfuckers.
