Matched this ugly bitch Dubs u go
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Matched this ugly bitch
Dubs u go
>>672921065
What was your description?
I like your face, its funny
>>672921177
Legit asking don't count that
>>672921065
>>672921177
Winrar
>>672921065
I like to play a rusty trombone that belonged to my Pa. Do you play anything?
>>672921065
I like your asshole, I wanna stuff my thumb in it.
>>672921549
Just wanted too know the description lol
>>672921668
Close...rr
>>672921177
some retarded shit i found on reddit
<--
Are you doing whale?
>>672921065
Op she got nice titties try and get those before you troll
Do you know what else is funny? My balls in your pussy
I like to ate, ate, ate, ayples and baynaynays
Since you're a cashier at KFC, how many chicken nuggets does it take to stuff your pussy? Don't tell me you've never done that, we both know that'd be a lie.
>>672922211
Kek winrar
>>672922211
winrar. deliver op
>>672922269
awwww, mate, does a 69 count? fucking wasted 69.
Ching chong potato show me da asstayto
I like to eat, eat, eat, eeples and beeneenees
>>672922609
Give le response
Can i ask you a question? Can you suck my retarded asian cock?
>>672922774
Roll
>>672922833
WINRAR
>>672922833
winzip
>>672922833
ITT: 10 year olds. At least think of something clever faggot.
>>672922609
You should kill yourself, you fat ugly bitch.
>>672923253
Im not funny enough
>>672922833
wasted dubs its fucking terrible faggot its not amusing or clever in any fucking way
>>672923433
Winrar.
do you like trams
>>672923433
Winrar
Can I fuck you with a greecey chicken drumstick while you try get my limp dick hard?
so yeah, how about we meet tomorrow and I can spaff on your dumbcunt face?
>>672922833
>>672923433
the problem with these damn threads nowadays is that they end so damn quickly. its funnier when the girl gets lead along for a while only to be crushed with some funny shit at the end. everyone just goes full retard right away now.
>>672923364
You're actually lucky you matched up with someone that decent looking, giving your uncreative nature and apparent hate of women and/or insatiable want to suck the smegma from the dicks of the /b/tards in this thread.
>if dubs link her to this thread.
Its okay, honey. Ill crump with you.
I'm going to grape you in the mouth
'Gee willickers, I wouldn't mind tongue punching your fart box you ugly cunt.'
>>672921065
OP is from montreal
>>672924039
aye aye aye aye aye aye aye
What app is that?
>>672923433
>>672921177
>>672922211
>>672922833
>>672923977
What's with all these dubs??
ETHAN BRADBERRY
>>672923977
Winrar
>>672924238
League of legends i think
OP here, will wait until she replies, she might be frying soime chicken
Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, send a pic of you going peeeeeeee.
>>672924422
You might be a faggot.
>>672924422
Checked.
>>672923920
>This
What we really need is catfishman
>>672921865
33km is far op
>>672924960
THANK you.
say u want a quick hook up eat her ass skat on her belly rub ur cum up & down her asshole
>>672924960
OP is already kill. waste of a thread. 0/10
>>672924977
it's not like im planning to bang her, fuck i'm posting this on tinder, the best i can hope for is to get unmatched after one funny reply
>>672923923
Roll.
>>672923920
We need to reel them in slowly then destroy them. This guy fucking gets it.
"Je sais" you're french ? Well if i get dubs :
Dark is my destiny.
Take my penis to full hands.
To put in your pussy .
You take it out without your hands.
To eat a Kit- Kat.
>>672925377
are you fucking kidding me? No dubs or trips in days and then I get this dumb shit? Fuck this!
>>672925304
>posting this on /b/**
You better get your dick out OP or this thread has crashed and burned
>>672923920
>this
listen to him you fucking newfags
>>672925722
lmao
>>672925825
>>672925377
>>672923920
Thank you all
Good people
Ooooookay, it will be easy to get nudes, dont fuck this up
>>672925825
Look mom! I called him a newfag!
>>672926329
Karate chop my asshole Master Wayne
>>672926329
Wow. What a desperate little emo cunt.
>>672921065
In all honesty, I think you're quite desireable.
>>672926329
Why thank you very much ma'am. Can I see your no no place?
Be my little bitch and show me your pussy
>>672926329
Can we do the sex now?
i wanna rape ur hamster and give u a picture of my grandma
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The ladies think I'm quite the pantie dropping machine
>>672921065
Lol thx but i actually think, well, for a boar, you're pretty attractive. :))
>>672926430
Look mom! Im part of anonemoose! LOL im such an elite h@ck3r! Will you bring me some doritos??
>>672926329
Baby you're a paradise and I need a vacation tonight
>>672926329
Holy shit how did that work?
>>672926329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgWJTQAuRk
>send this link
>one hour of Chewbacca noises
>say something like "that's how I want you to sound"
Let me shove my dangledick up your smelly-hole
>>672926626
Roll?
>>672926329
You're really cute. Can I see a better picture of you? I'm really interested (insert heart eye emoji or something else stupid)
>>672921065
Man, there's a lot of samefags in this bread.
tbh my son fam
>>672926969
DUB 69 DO THIS OP
Just send her a rick roll link. Top kek
Wanna do something later?
>>672927044
Nooooo
>>672927044
WINRAR. even if it's prime faggotry over here
I really want to see the rest the rest the rest of you
>>672921065
Fag, you know she's not ugly and you would smash on sight. Fuck outta here.
>>672921065
You aren't a cashier, you are clearly a taste tester
>>672927044
no dont do this
used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>672926329
You look like you got some meat on your bones. I like girls with much to offer ;)
>>672927449
I like this one guys
Do it fag just rickroll the bitch
Let me see your dubs.
>>672927565
roll
>>672921065
"While I don't find you attractive, you can at least take some solace in the fact that I'm an unimaginative cum-rag, whose only source of comedic value is plagiarised from Reddit and 4chan. While I'm sure, over time, you can improve your appearance, I'm stuck as a worthless excuse of a skid mark for the rest of my meaningless life. Oh, and I'm morbidly obese, and have dick cancer #420blazeit #bandaid1984feedtheworld."
Go dubs.
>>672924960
the hero we never knew we needed.... at arbys.
>>672927644
Noooo
>>672927644
winrar
>>672927733
winrar
>>672927546
Rolling hard
Tell her dubs guy's shower monologue
>>672922780
observe here le 9fag trying to blend in
>>672927900
Nice
>>672927644
>>672927900
>mfw I got dubs twice
I can only see your face in that picture, mind if I see a bit more of you? a face like that has to have a lovely body to match
dont do it op next dubs counts
>>672928088
check'd
>>672927900
Witnessed, goob one /b/ro.
>>672928144
What did he mean by this?
>>672921865
>cashier at kfc
>>672928215
OP DELIVERS WITH THE RICK ROLL
>>672928215
Now we doing the sex or what?
>>672928101
The fuck? That's something a potential stalker would say.
>>672926607
reroll because she is
let me see your hot bod babe
>>672927900
This should be good
>>672923920
Tru
>>672928215
You look a bit chubby. I like that ;) Real men love meat, right? :*
>>672921865
If she ditched the piercings she might actually be kind of cute.
Plus dos knockers...
>>672928330
roll
>>672928351
cunt
>>672921065
i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
>>672928525
roll
>>672928500
wasted dubs
Thread now blows
>>672923920
In these particular threads OP should pick the best dubs for this reason
>>672927900
ill do it when she replies if it fits well
I think this bitch purposely matched up with him. Could be cops. OP have you done anything illegal recently?
>>672921812
You need to go back
>send her this
>>672928666
Op with the wasted triple 6
Put a finger in my poophole and call me adolf
>>672928666
God damn it OP haha
>>672928766
Anon with the wasted double 6
>>672928766
Op with the wasted double 6
>>672928849
I like your style anon.
Reroll
>>672928760
Roll
>>672928766
KEK nice wasted dubs faggot
eat dick spaghetti nigger
>>672929066
fuckk
>>672928849
kek. roll
>>672929066
not posting that
>>672928666
'Haha, no, seriously. Where else do you have piercings?'
If(place=tiddies) {'can I see?'}
else {random.shiet}
let me see your titties you silly cunt
Jesus fucking Christ anons quit wasting dubs!
>>672929260
op = fag nigger who wants gross bitch tiddies
>>672921865
I'd smash and then eat some chicken
>>672929260
I'm proud of you OP
>>672926329
Let's do some pillowtalk, Kaylene.
tell her that her tits will look nice getting fucked by my pristine asian cock
I POO POO OUT MY BUTTHOLE
>>672928760
Rerolling
>>672929713
This
>>672929274
reroll becuse it isn't garbage
>>672928760
reroll
Why haven't to killed yourself? And I hope you know your granny watches you masterbate
>>672928605
rolling hard
>>672929713
Reroll
>>672929713
Reroll
>>672929858
Rolling
hitler did nothing wrong
God you're beautiful, can i take you out on a date sometime? I know this perfect restaurant where they've got this guy's face on the walls and he has a beard and glasses and for some reason everyone calls him captain or sergeant or something like that. My treat ;^)
>>672929713
Rerolling
>>672928605
reroll
>>672929858
XD roll
sharpie in pooper
>>672930099
fucking wasted dubs again
I POO POO POO OUT MY POO HOLE
>>672930099
WinRar
>>672930099
Winrar
>>672930099
Nice
>>672930255
Fucking wasted...
>>672930099
Finally a worthwhile winrar! Sorry OP enjoy your new land whale girlfriend
>>672930221
reroll
>>672930072
rolling
>>672930099
winrar
do me a favor? get a kfc chicken leg and put it up your ass?
>>672930099
Sorry OP, have fun taking that hambeast to KFC!
I POOP OUT POOPY BUTT FARTS OUT MY GREASY ASSHOLE
how big is your dick
>>672930612
RELOLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
>>672930633
WINRAR
are you not happy i not say banana
>>672930612
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>672930221
>implying 'sharpie in pooper' would have been any better
you are both faggots
>>672930633
yay i win
>>672930612
WAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T I GET DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>672930799
wow nice wasted dubs
lurkmoar faggot
man the harpoons
>>672927044
>>672927644
Damn son double dubs have spoken
Yo OP where are you???
>>672921065
Come on. We both know you're here to see my awesome man tits. I'm a 32D and I'll show you mine if you show me yours first.
>>672931099
>not reading the thread
>wasting dubs
Just fucking kill yourself
OP pussied out like a faggot.
inb4accidentaldubs
Rillinggggggggg, Can u send a pic of asshole?
Cum chuck fuck
Do you like Bob's Burgers? I love that show
are u an albino? only niggers work at KFC
ever seen a 3 inch dick before?
>Op never gets matched with any girls
>gets matched with this one, assumes shes just at some sleepover giglin with the other girls as they mess with betavirgins
>ill show her!! goes on 4chan so that he can troll her with other giggling virginfags
>somehowsheactuallylikeme.jpeg
>OP is having some car sex outside of KFC tonight
>>672931577
winrar
>>672931577
winnrar
>>672930099
op do it do it do it
>>672931708
topfuckingkek. That nigga getting the colonel's special
the autism is strong in this bread
yeah lets have a quickie in the bathroom
Sure op will deliver, we have to wait :^)
>>672930979
>lurk more epic meme!!! le sharpie in le pooper XD
it has nothing to do with lurking more, you are a retarded faggot if you think this dumb broad will see 'sharpie in popper' in the message and send a pic of her ass with a sharpie in it.
i hope you get hit by a car tomorrow, but that won't happen because cars dont usually drive through your moms basement
>>672931938
this is the easiest one yet, just get nudes nigger
>>672932072
Kek
>>672931526
This
>>672931938
NO WAY YOU WORK AT TENNESSEE ROASTED TURKEY?!
>>672931938
If you can send her this pic and say, "Trump ftw, KKK for life"
A snitch nigga, that's the shit I don't like. >:(
>>672932242
FUCKING ROLL
>>672932341
Reroll
>>672932316
roll
>Fredo in the cut, bitch that's a scary sight
>>672923920
fucking this
>>672931577
>>672931577
>>672931577
use if you want op
'Haha well if you work there maybe we can go to another place, like a sexshop. It could be fun'
>>672932316
rawl
>>672932500
wnerer
>>672932149
This, then post em here
>>672932242
rawl
>>672931938
im too drunk to taste this chicken.
Yes, then after dinner we can go back to yourself!
>>672932242
TRUMPEPE2016
ROOLOLLOLLLL
>>672932242
God damn. Roooooll
>>672931577
fucking this
Send a dick pic OP. Minimum 6 inches
>>672932242
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I'm going to fuck to you with a chicken bone on lsd while I snort coke off your titties
will u let my dog lick ur b hole
>>672932890
REROLL THIS SHIT WOULD BE AWESOME
>>672931577
>>672932766
double dubs confirm OP
>>672932072
>when edgy neckbeards get angry because they got called "newfags"
"hurr hurr im on /b/ and i have to say nigger and faggot every sentence because thats what cool people on the internet do"
if shes that ugly she'll do anything to get attention
i wont comment on your second comment because you probably get cucked by the same ugly bitches OP is posting
>>672932766
double get!
>>672932617
rerawl
>>672932599
3 dubs
wtf someone stole my toiletseat
>>672931938
Do it faggot, she may only 3 or 4/10, but seems like she's got a decent sense of humor. I'd buy this chick some fried chicken.
>>672932242
Hilarious roll.
I'd send you a pic of my huge cock but I thought I'd show you my bedroom first isn't it nice?
>>672932242
>>672932059
Roll
>>672933163
reroll
>>672933163
My fucking toiletseat is missing
>>672932242
Check these dubs boy!
>>672932242
this btw
>>672933373
Rwrlll
>>672933163
roll
>>672933282
Leloll
>>672932242
Right here.
>>672933499
winnnnnn
>>672933499
youre winner
>>672932242
This
OP, she seems to kinda like you id just roll with it and maybe it can lead to something? like she is kinda uggo but still shes kinda cute so maybe do something
>>672933163
ROLL GET BITCHES
>>672933827
if op is desperate for land whale I guess
or kfc discounts
Would you care to send me some nudes?
>>672933827
>>672933875
roll
Let's see da titties!
>>672934112
rolll
>>672934112
Roll
>>672934166
winrar
>>672933163
Winrar cuz rerolls
OP has left the building
>>672934398
Repeat
aight hoe, let's get to the brass tax. I wanna take that ass straight to down town pound town. You gonna lemme smash?
Lemme see them areolas.
>>672931938
So could i see those hooters?
>>672933028
hurr hurr im on /b/ and i have to say nigger and faggot every sentence because thats what cool people on the internet do
in our short conversation, you've said cucked, edgy, neckbeard, newfag, lurkmoar, and sharpie in pooper. in 3 posts. tell me more about how I'm trying to fit using the super cool 4chan lingo.
also, i did not once call you a nigger. i did call you a retarded faggot, but thats because you're being retarded, and acting like a faggot
Thread is kill, op is gay
REPEAT AFTER ME
FUCK OP
REPEAT AFTER ME
FUCK OP
>>672934747
Op definitely gay. Enough booze make a lot of grills fuckable
>>672934854
FUCK OP!
.....what do I win, m8?
>>672934590
Newfag learn to greentext
>>672934590
>>672933028
Hey hey calm down. This isn't a place for fighting.
>both of you are equally retarded and both faggots
Imma be honest here I wanna just want you to feel your hot ass breath on my dick just breathe on it don't say nothing don't touch it just breathe
>>672935077
WWWWIIIIINNNNEEERRRR
>>672934990
this
moving on to another thread btw
op is a fucking pathetic waste of oxygen
>>672935077
WINRAR
>>672935077
>>672935126
Same fagging this hard
>>672934990
>>672933239
Seconded
>>672935077
Damn you're a creepy sonofabitch. Me gusta
>>672934965
learn to not be such a homosexual
>>672935266
What if OP is ugly? Like cow.
>>672935180
oh no please dont move to another thread, what would we do without you in this thread? you're such a valuable part of our conversation
>>672935387
Ugly like faggot cow
>>672927546
Rolling for wall of text
>>672935246
isn't there a post timer that won't let you post unless you wait like 30 seconds? Or is that shit gone. Winner comment is me btw, the dubs weren't.
You fggts actually think this conversation is real?
>>672935490
Breathe nitrogen?
hurry up OP fokin hell
I raise trips that OP is a fggt who's actually talking to himself
>>672935721
OP probably realized she is out of his league and is now sucking on her chicken tender toes
>mfw "we trolled 4chan"
>mfw we fell for it
