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Okay so today I was going to buy 5 grams of weed and I bought form a new guy because all my other dealers were not responding. So when I got to the guy he gave me a pack that was wrapped around in a white bag so I could not see how much it was but I just asked the guy for 5 grams and he gave me it, so when I get home I check if he ripped me off or not and ofc he ripped me off big time i got like 1 gram [picture of it in thread]. So how much you guys think that is?
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It's a gram lol
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>>672905764
looks like good stuff, but no more than 1.5g
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1.2
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It's 1.cuck at best
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How much did you pay
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0.5-1.0

How much did you pay?
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get rekt. buy in ounces so even when you get fucked you are still good for days lol
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>>672905764
GET REKT
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That's why you eye it before you buy it anon. Find that knob goblin and shove a banana in his tailpipe and 2kg of sugar in the tank and smear some shit underneath the driver side door handle, whether it be your shit or some dog shit is up to you.
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Dumbass
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>>672905764
looks fluffy.... id say you are lucky if you got 1g.

might be 1g with the bag
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Like £10 worth there, looks like good weed though
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>>672905764
That's a dime bag, maybe .6-.8g anon.
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>>672905764
Nothing to do now but steal his weed and fuck his mom
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>purchasing on the black market without owning scales

that money he ripped you off for could have bought scales.
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That's clearly more than 5 g. You ripped that idiot off. Try buying from him again to see if he is stupid enough to get ripped off again.
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>>672905764
cant fit 5g in a dime bag, should've known
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>>672905764
Go get your money back you pussy. Go stick a gun in his fucking mouth and take whatever else he has while you're at it.
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>>672906480
I paid 60 bucks
ik...
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find his address and leave shit in his mailbox on random days
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Unrelated question, i just took 30mg of ritalin for study purposes, what are the risks of taking oxazepam to knockout for a test tomorrow?
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>>672905764
looks like half a gram
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>>672907624
yep you got about $10 worth there bruh
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OP who the fuck buys shit without actually seeing the product? If he won't let you see it before you give him the cash tell him to go fuck himself, and walk the fuck away.

This is high school shit man, you're a fucking twat and deserved to get ripped off.
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>>672907624
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>>672905764
ALWAYS double check the product and the money thats being traded. Fuck if they get insulted, its just a good business practice. I used to be a weed and Roxicodone/Vicodin dealer.
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>>672905764
1 gram
Fucking kek
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Live in holland, work at cofeeshop, that's 1g at best. Probably less. You got fucked OP.
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>>672905764
Stab that little punk bitch and rob his ass.
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>>672907624
you got any hard friends? would he be able to track you down? if you answer yes then no, get a burner phone, call him and say you want a half oz and will pay $250. meet somewhere secluded and when you meet ask to hold the weed first. then once you have it crack your elbow as fast + hard as you can into his nose, kick him in the dick, kick him in the face, call him a cunt and then fucking run. (DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE O SAY THIS BUT THERE'S A HIGH RISK YOU'RE AN ACTUAL MORON).

Looks like some nice weed though, like the lemnesia I used to get at uni. Smell citrusy at all?
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>>672910139
Synonym for dumbshit: retard, stupid ass, OP, dimwit.
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what i hate is when one dude can get it but he has to go in the place himself and buy it without you, and then your shit comes back short, its like who the fuck do you blame, and of course dude blames the other guy saying his scale is off and stupid shit like that. fucking buying weed is so bullshit, everyone trying to get one over on others all the time. i just want what i fucking paid for is that to fucking hard to understand. i'm glad i don't own a gun because i would be in jail 10 times over again over this shit all the fucking time. for real
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>>672911767
oops i forgot you're probably in america where you might get shot. this only works in civilised societies where your unscrupulous drug dealers are unlikely o carry lethal weapons, so maybe don't do this? or do it but then take any weapons and money he has on him, discard of the weapons in a drain
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>>672906074

That looks good to you? It doesn't look horrible that's true.

>>672906802
What this guy said, but guessing you're still in primary school, fucking with his car isn't an option. Just never buy from him again OP.

This is the part I hate the most about drug prohibition, having to deal with scum that try to fuck you over at every turn. So nice when you meet a professional who's not only 90% of the days available but also delivers a good product at adequate pricing.
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>>672911951
get yourself an internet ganjaman. best thing i ever did. i send the man £10/gram by bank transfer and the next day the postman delivers it in a vacuum sealed package. slightly more expensive but it's usually top notch ganja, sometimes absolute 10/10 amsterdam import, sometimes just decent 7/10 dank. but it's always on weight, and if he takes a couple of days to send it he'll top me up an extra gram or two.
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>>672912193
Shut the fuck up you whiny little teenager.
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Why does every idiot wait until they get home to check their shit?? Open that shit up and smell it and check your product before you leave pussy. God damn.
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>>672911951

If you think people fuck each other over all the time in the weed business (they do), try cocaine.
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>>672912985
/thread
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>>672912420
that's good and all but i'm cool on using the silk road, way to many problems with using regardless. i hear just having the Tor program alone installed on your pc is a felony by itself
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>>672913071
And on that note I'm out haha
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>>672912420
That is literally the sketchiest fucking thing you can ever do. I'd rather buy it in person from a nigger in Detroit.
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>>672912741

Now, now, I guess I shouldn't have said that thing about primary school? My bad man, didn't know it would get your titties all twisted.
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>>672913052
yeah i quite fucking with cocaine along time ago, i learned my lesson the hard way, i know trust me, i know.
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>>672913086
Well you heard wrong because you're fucking retarded. There's nothing illegal about it.
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>>672913274
K
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>>672907179
>getting charged with intent to distribute because you carry scales in your car
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>>672913441
>Getting caught in the first place
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>>672913388
that's why everyone gets thrown in jail that uses it, i would rather be safe then sorry. no i'm good
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>>672913322
>>672913388
checked
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Thats horrible, if you paid him for 5. At least you got a smoke though, this real subhuman chav once ran off once after giving me a taped phone battery as a quarter of hash. Hope you don't get ripped off in future anon
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>>672913556
2edgy5me
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>>672913441
>not using wax paper/literally anything to protect scale from drug residue

>not carrying semi-precious stones and gold/silver wire for wrapping stones as an excuse to have the scales

>doing something to justify getting pulled over while you know you're actively breaking the law
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First off, buy a scale faggot.

That a solid 3 gs right there. I always get my dimes like that and they weigh between 3.0-3.8.
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>>672913882
*excuse to have scale & money
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>>672913882
>not living in a legal state
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dude...
whats going in in here...?
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>>672905764
Order it online faggot

Welcome to the 21th century
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>>672913985
have you been to one? they're literally already full of pretentious faggots who move there just for reefer. I lived in Colorado for about six months before the community made me want to leave.
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>>672914021
OP is just being a massive faggot, so basically nothing out of the ordinary.
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>>672913953
Autism levels are strong in this one.
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>>672914136
I live in WA, shit is cash, not anywhere near as many pretentious faggots as CO unless you live in Seattle.
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>>672913694
That's because they are probably using it for illegal shit.
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>>672914220
just gotta find where OP lives. i just mowed my lawn so i have plenty of grass to sell him. ill even throw in an extra gram for his trouble. all wrapped in a white grocery bag of course
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>>672905764
I'd say that's anywhere from .75 - 1g

Are you new to smoking? Because there's no way I'd walk away with that in my hand thinking it's 5 grams.
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>>672913776
Top zozzles Xd!111!
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>>672914355
>unless you live in Seattle
I was just going to say....
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probably a bit less than a gram
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>>672914136
you did it wrong. the west side with the mexicans is pretentious-faggot-free
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>>672905764
That's about 1G. You got uber fucked out of about 80 bucks. If you are throwing down that much money make sure you go to someone you know. Buying 100 bucks worth of smoke from someone you don't know was pretty stupid.
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>>672913694
Those people get thrown in jail because they're either buying drugs, looking at child porn, or doing something else that's obviously fucking illegal. Wtf do you expect dipshit?
Also, they clearly got caught because they didn't know the proper security protocols to go through. Your dumbass would get caught too.
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>>672914355
Can't speak for WA, never made it past the Rockies. Denver is a fucking refuge for the antithesis to everyday dumbass people, being everyday dumbass liberal stoners. I thought I hated hearing shitty opinions on the east coast. What's worse is a bunch of dread heads stroking each others' egos.
Ft. Collins is Denver pt 2 and Greeley is the Alabama of Colorado.

I've heard better things about the west coast, but I'm at a point where I would rather risk it than deal with the swarming populations only there for one purpose. I left when I realized I was essentially one of them.
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>>672907624
I got 3.3g PK for 20$ today
but I'm buying from Canada and buying from a friend so..
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>>672907624
OP you should just kill yourself now. You are a massive disgrace and deserve to die
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>>672914737
Who the fuck would wanna live with a bunch of grimy refried beans?
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>>672905764
get a scale you fucking faggot... if you don't have a scale you deserve to be ripped off
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>>672914808 <me
>>672914737
FUUUUCK
I wish I'd known. I loved the hispanic community that I witnessed while there. White boy had menudo for the first time and that shit was on point.
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>>672905764
where im at normally its 20 a g 60 for 1/8... and my guy gives me 1/4o for 100...
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>>672914917
because its shill as fuck
mexicans also dont rip you off with weed.
some white fucker who rips you off, every. single. time.

>>672915033
fuck yeah, man. the illegals are mostly in commerce city (cringe) or aurora. some of the hispanics neighborhoods look sketchy as fuck but you a hundred times more likely to get jumped by some drunk white jock in lodo.
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>>672905764
LOL i live in the Netherlands and pay like wut, 10$ for a bag that size which is probably a little more than 1 gram
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>>672914859
You bastard
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>>672915562
I grew up whitey in a pretty non-white area, so I already have my preconceived notions. Melanin affecting who you are as a person is not one of them.

I had way worse times in CO with the meth-addled white folk in trailer parks than I did with, say, the abuela next door that I would help with yardwork and shit because she behaved like a normal fucking human.

I can't stand Mexican folk music, though. Holy shit.
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Looks like good weed, but it's definitely less than a gram

Probably around 0.3 - 0.5 grams including the baggie
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>>672914129
Does that actually work well in EU countries?
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>>672917008
Just come to the Netherlands pothead
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I feel like these threads aren't ever real.
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>>672916376
norteno is shit-tier music. that is the shit you are talking about,
you should have taken in some of the local underground scene here. its kind of its own unique blend of folk and gothic country.

it sounds like you didnt spend much time in the south side either. pretty normal people there too. lots of goth kids but they are not the shitty type.

https://youtu.be/_vC22WAJBJw
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>>672905764
Looks like 2 grams to me. But it looks very good quality. Were you wanting mids? cuz thats amount of good shit would cost about the same as 5 grams of mids where I'm from.
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>>672911951
Wait till you start buying Coke
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>>672917827
I dunno what the fuck it was called. I called it 'cactus bluegrass'. What you posted sounds pretty chill. I got down with the underground scene, man, that was the only thing that kept me there as long as it did.

I heard some killer chicano punk band from Texas that I can't find right now and it's bothering me because they were really fucking good.

Being from NY, though... Your hip-hop scene was fucking disappointing. Buncha white kids doing ICP shit. (At least where I was... If I ever go back I'ma have to try other parts of CO you all have mentioned.)
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>>672907624
I wouldn't even pay 60 for a gram of shatter
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I always bring my M9 with me when I go buy weed because nobody will rip a motherfucker with a gun off.

I also fucking check the product to make sure I'm not getting ripped, retard.
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>>672919137
the thing with the underground scene here is its really only the older guys doing the 'colorado sound'. the transplants fuck pretty much everything up in time. cant even go fishing in an urban creek without some liberal eastern transplant bitching about how im destroying the environment. dont even get me started about when they catch me loading my guns into my car for a range day.

colorado is suck a hip-hop place. consider than in denver we only have one radio station that does it and even that is pretty much made for the wiggers.

https://youtu.be/1j46Oa69LZ0
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i know a guy with fucking jars of pure OG. hes my friend, he would give some to me if i wanted, but i'm too pussy to try it.
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>>672912420
Firstly; nice 420 bruhh.
Secondly, how much could you save buying in bulk; say half kilo, on the dankweb
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>>672917377
What's the situation with clean weed in the netherlands? I heard even coffee shops sell synthetically or even brix sprayed weed nowadays.
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>>672905764
>he gives the money before getting the weed

wew lads
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>>672907624
Why the fuck would you pay for something withoht having it scaled out infront of you?
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