I'm a complete fucking failure in everything I do.
Ask me anything.
What's your job? If none, where do you study?
>>672889550
Walmart, I stock selfs
Do you watch anime subbed or dubbed?
>>672890017
I don't watch anime anymore, but I used to watch subbed
How many fingers can you fit in your butthole?
Smoke weed?
Coke or Pepsi?
How hairy are your balls
>>672890302
No idea
>>672890451
No
>>672890503
Coke
>>672890764
Not that hairy
how many people have you fucked?
ARE YOU A WIZARD???!!!??
>>672889232
Success and failure are not always relevant to happiness. And the pursuit of happiness is at the core of our purpose of existing. I quote Epistles "I would be as happy as zeus if i had only bread and water" Happiness dear anon is a choice.
>>672891149
Shut up retard.
>>672889232
If you knew you were to fail, why post at all
>>672889232
Answer this:
1+1= ?
>>672890902
0
>>672890965
In 7 years
>>672891149
Only people who've not known much failure believe that
>>672891631
2
>>672891589
>>672889232
Alex?
>>672891681
Why have you not had the intercourse?
>>672889232
¿which was your biggest failure?
retriggered
Ever fuck this slutty cumdump? For 150 you could. Just double wrap it she's had more dick then your mom.
>>672889652
Don't be ashamed of that, at least you have a job
>>672889652
Can I get a 'self' there cheap?
I only have one self, and was thinking of picking up another. The selfs are not made in China are they? I'd like a self similar to my own!
Do you also educate your 'self' there, or just stock them!
>>672889232
What makes you think you're different than anyone else OP?
Do you think your the only one who works a dead end job?
Who fails whenever they try and make their life just a little bit better?
Failure just lingers on some of us.
kill yourself OP
>>672892537
>>672891942
Because I'm a socially awkward fucktard with no chance of it, and I can't afford a hooker
>>672891995
My existence
>>672892121
I shit one. I should be in college or at least working towards something better, but there's no point
>>672892374
Everyone eventually succeeds
>>672892670
Are you a hideous hambeast?
>>672892670
>>672891995 (You)
>My existence
i'm not satisfied with the answer, consider it another failure
>>672890503
squares or circles?
>>672892817
Hideous, probably
Hambeast, nope
>>672893049
I'm still alive
>>672893188
Circles
Have you ever tried intentionally failing so if you fail you'd win for once
>>672892670
>>672892374
>>672892670
Listen OP, even the most normie guys have to get good at things. This includes talking to people, it just takes practice. Do some good for yourself and read some books on philosophy. Then you won't be such a pessimistic narcissist.
>>672891149
>implying the purpose of existence isn't entirely subjective
Personally, I see not value in being productive than happy, since happiness is a temporary state anyways.
>>672892169
Kek.
69 checked.
Will you be doing a 69 with your new "self" when you pick one up at OP's WalMart? If said self will not do 69 with yourself, is there an adequate return policy?
Not in everything, you won a race against 250 million rivals... That's something to feel proud of.
Courage and luck, bro.
>>672889232
How old are you?
>>672893288
Go to a bar and try and pick up drunk sluts.
Requires very little social skills and they're a lot cheaper than hookers.
I remember as a child I used to buy thise sticky hands from coin operated machines at the grocery store. The colors were always random. I always got purple ones, red, pink, greens but never blue ones. I always wondered if they sticked fewer blue sticky hands on purpose.
>>672893905
So did every retard who ever existed. That doesn't mean shit.
Look at the bright side. At least your not a nigger. That's a fucking huge win dude. GOOD JOB
>>672893551
I've tried many times to talk to people, it's I've come to the conclusion that I'm just meant to be alone. I've not read many books on philosophy, however I have watched a lot of documentaries about it.
>>672893704
As long as you have the receipt
>>672893930
I hate bars and party cunts
I'm like you, except I got fired for the 5th time for being too slow and stupid.
>>672889232
Well you posted this thread succesfully, and you are alive so you must have eaten and drank succesfully to, dont be a fucking goth op
>>672894519
Beggars cannot be choosers my child.
The bars contain the party cunts
and they have easily accessible vaginas.
Now go and be prosperous
Trust me your life will turn around and you will be reborn
as a notvirginfag
What do you constantly have to restock the most. I'm guessing bread.
>>672895075
Pussys not that great man, plus he'll probably get a hamplanet at best.
>>672893909
ANSWER ME OP!!!!!11
>>672891441
>10/10
would shit my pants again
>>672895075
Why do you think I hate bar and party girls? I party girls got me thrown out because I "looked weird" when I was sitting alone at the counter. This has happened more than once and I didn't even say anything or look at anyone. A few bouncers told me they got complaints about me giving off "bad vibes" to people in the bar/club.
>>672895155
Orange juice
>>672895578
23
>>672895075
OP is not begging for anything but sympathy. On /b/, no less! The very definition of a failure! OP will be doing a suicide thread next. Do not tempt him with real pussy of any kind! Traps on /b/ and his 'self' stocking hand are all he knows. Failure is an option, and OP is a great success at it! Do not attempt to tear down his success in the only thing he is successful at -- Failure. At least OP is good at something! No real pussy for him! He certainly won't find it at WalMart or /b/! Let him /b/e! Let him /b/e miserable and get the sympathy he so desperately craves, from other /b/tards.
Do you steal from WalMart?
>>672896550
No, I can't afford to lose my job
>>672889232
don't give up /b/ro.you can be on your way for something better
>>672895853
23 and you're giving up all hope? Put it like this OP, you're 23 now, lets say just for the sake of it, you go to college for 3 years, walk out with a bachelors in a GOOD major, you will be 26, going on 27. After that you should, just like everyone else, be applying for a good job at the bottom of the food chain. Then its just a matter of working your way up to corporate ladder. Gl m8.
Did you live with your parents?
>>672896850
I have no future worth waiting for
>>672897284
23, working a shit job, trying to pay off a debt the isn't even mine (helped family, got fucked over), can't afford to go to college, don't have grades for most courses and don't have the time to go back and upgrade my highschool credits. Not trying to be a dick, but I'll need a lot more than luck to have a life worth living.
>>672897369
I do
Do they try to encourage you to get your shit together or have they accepted that you will always be a loser?
>>672898770
They're always telling to get a girlfriends, go out and meet people, ask if I'm going to college or what I'm going to do with my future. I hate when they do this shit, I'll never get to do any of that and they know I'm inept. It makes me wonder if they do it just to spite me.
>>672899403
You could do something like get your CDL. Perfect for a loner and pays pretty good.
>>672900041
What's a CDL?
>>672897871
do your parents treat you well?
>>672900744
They do, but I have no privacy at all
>>672900628
Commercial drivers license
So when are you going to livestream your suicide?
>>672901232
This.
>>672899403
So you come on /b/ and whine?
You'll get a much worse treatment here!
At least you should!
But too many other whiny kids on here, so you're getting coddled, rather than dick slapped into waking the fuck up, faggot! Get real with yourself, stop wallowing in your misery, and dragging down the energy flow of those around you. You're a very young man who needs to grow up.. So, do that! There's plenty you can and should do instead of focusing on your skills at being miserable, alone and a failure. Fuck you, faggot. I won't waste any more of my time and energy on your whinyness; and neither should you. Close this ridiculous thread down, get outside, and DO Something. Anything! Ideas will come. ACT Upon Them. Educate yourself. You have the Internet. Learn something. Anything! Do something besides whine on /b/, fucktard!
/thread
Does WalMart give you a discount? How much? Does it apply to anything in the store?
Can you be more of a failure so I don't feel so bad?
>>672889232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35k5Rq6eZzc
>>672889232
Hello there..... is your name Donald Trump? Must be, because you just described him perfectly!
Does your mom have nig tits?
>>672901063
touch your chest anon.do you feel your heart beating?that is called purpose.go out and fake it.fake that you brad pitt-tier,fake that you have been blessed and it will come.hit on that girl you like,look for a more interesting job.and if it goes sideways talk with your parents.scream,cry your eyes out about it.then try again.
>>672902181
Ann Landers reporting in.
Well I dont see grammar errors, so you're not a complete failure d(^-^d
>>672902181
fuck this guy in particular.
>>672901124
Failed driving test
>>672901672
10% of everything in store
>>672901996
She's white so no
>>672901308
I tried that numbnuts.
I'm done anyway, thread's getting to personal
>>672902383
fuck you i lol'ed
>>672902684
there is a difference between hating a nigger when acting niggerish and hating on someone who cries out for help
>>672903195
there is a difference between being a fucking faggot and being helpful, faggot.
>>672903168
fight for youself anon.no one else will.
>>672889232
how do u drive a car?
>>672903855
recklessly
jk, I'm only 14
