Come on /b/, lets hear your best story.
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Triplets?! Make em twins!
>Parkinson's makes me hard
>>672801981
OP? What a faggot!
For Sale:
Baby Shoes, never worn.
"Friends"? I had one...
i went on /b/
She laughed at me
>>672802382 Beat me to it!
>>672801981
But who was phone?
>>672801981
Last online: 615 days
Please stop crying, honey.
>>672801981
It wore her skin
Hitler Lost the War.
>>672802382
nice copy pasted response you stole, you dont even care that it isnt 4 words huh cuz you want these faggots on /b/ to think you are a pro wordsmith. what a faggot
>>672802382
Hemingway
>>672802382
Six words you fucking POTATO!
>>672801981
>saddest story in 4 words
I am still alive
>>672801981
the feel no girlfriend
>don't stop, be Lee, Ving.
>Hold on to that fee, Ling.
>>672801981
I hate my life.
The wall wasn't built
>>672801981
She doesn't love me
>>672801981
Jews are still alive.
I never loved you.
>>672801981
Lotion on the skin
Tried flying without wings.
I never get laid.
I'll just leave now.
>>672801981
hitler was a retarded fag. i am hitler.
She's my best friend.
his virgin micro penis
>>672801981
m00t became sjw cuck
It's not a fedora.
Goodbye mom.... Love you
"For Sale" is the title. Learn you some english lit.
>>672801981
Grandfather raped him frequently
> Lonely but not alone
>>672801981
You tested positive, sorry.
What's even the point?
My main's on Eredar.
>>672803325
SubhanAllah
Eric Clapton, babysit please
>then you woke up
Hitler and Stalin died.
> Feminine penises aren't gay
>>672801981
Buried my dog today
:(
>>672803073
Well done.
>25 seats, one occupied.
I'll do it tomorrow.
>>672803475
my fucking sides
>>672802382
For sale: expired condoms
>>672802572
Bad times friend ahead
Maybe no computer
Maybe no home
I will go way but we are two of soul
I will return
>>672803304
Learn to not plagiarize you fucking derivative piece of shit
>>672803475
god damn anon
>>672802572
RIP
>>672801981
I browse 4 chan
>>672801981
>Let's Just be Friends
>Too Soon, Too Soon..
>Why did everyone leave?
>>672801981
Found and lost Her.
Star Wars Episode One
>>672802563
Underappreciated post
>>672801981
She loved me once.
She was here today
She didn't say goodbye
Is it worth it?
Life's not for everyone.
I was too late.
She's gone forever now.
Let it end peacefully.
Please don't watch me.
>She would be ashamed
Nobody ever loved me.
>>672802459
/thread
She loved me once
Never saw her again...
Real Story btw, It's been a year
>>672803314
This is the fucking winner
>>672803753
Why make tying a tie any more complicated than it needs to be? Plus, those folds look like a cunt.
Please, don't look sweetie
Take me with you
>>672803977
You never deserved it
Your youth continually fades
>>672801981
I farted, it stank
Turn around, bright eyes.
No dad please stop
we'll all die alone
>>672801981
I'm not a robot
Shelved dreams only temporarily.
Four words aren't enough.
>>672801981
i raped your mum
your sisters your mother
your brother is your father
i eat childrens eyeballs
niggers are people too
women deserve rights
pools closed
I should say no
>>672803214
this
I'm not a man
"Goodbye mom" he whispered
>>672803977
nobody checked your dubs
>>672803235
Winnar!
Went home, none noticed.
>>672804068
Used tie as noose
>>672804068
This tie emmits power. Its practically the embodiement of the patriarchy. Have fun with you pleb knots. I'm gonna go oppress anyone in my way with my power tie.
>>672801981
>I was happy once.
>>672804369
I'll probably forgive her.
No one loves you
The world is cruel
Shit, I just farted
I just wanted her
Everyday im browsing /fit/
>>672804590
I'm OP, I can't win.
>>672804525
Underrated post it was
"IT'S A TRILBY, LOSER!"
I'm sorry I yelled
Fish pussy, still ate
A hacker named 4Chan
How would she respond?
Meh, I shouldn't talk.
She'll just reject me.
Maybe somebody'll come tomorrow
Kylo kills Han Solo
>>672804356
nice
>>672801981
Everything you love dies
Tore her undeveloped vagina
>>672805234
Brutal.
>>672804907
you forgot to say no homo
You will never matter
>>672805328
that's so beautiful anon
And yet I love her
Your story remains untold
Check 'em, you faggots.
It's me, Goku.
I loved you more
>>672801981
The weed's all gone
Puppy died on Christmas
>>672801981
>I'm still alive
someday this will change...
She never loved me
I ate grandma's cock.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Women need 7.5" to orgasm
my whole damn life
>>672801981
I never loved you
>>672801981
nothing good is happening
help future you achieve
I never got dubs
>>672805813
That's just plain not true though
Dad not there, again.
Hobbies: Minecraft, 9gag, SWAG
We are all Africans.
I'm... proud of you...
>>672805954
It's 4 words and it makes betas sad.
>>672801981
this too will pass
I live for nothing
Wife not in kitchen
Life sucks scum fuck
Bad times friend ahead
10 fingers, 10 toes
Today was quite bad;
Tomorrow will be worse.
It's not worth it.
>>672801981
Alluah akbar infidel scum!
>>672802967
>Acsidentally stole this line
I'm this guy obviously: >>672805833
>>672806375
whats sad about that?
Hillary Clinton elected president.
>>672801981
I can't count to four
>>672806451
Image hit me hard, I was not able to save her...
>>672806570
They were all inside his asshole, and belonged to grandpa
>>672806681
europeans laughing at america
Ariana grande, nigger lover
she was my world
Life sucks then you die....
>>672801981
> Donald Drumpf became president
Trump shot by Mexican
They always move on.
They won't look back.
You will be forgotten.
>>672806681
Pls no. I feel the bern and will vote for trump over her.
>>672806874
Europoors love her though.
>>672807018
This guy really exist.
Alone, woe is me.
>>672806992
faggot needs five words
>>672801981
Born, live, die, oblivion.
>>672802663
>>672802726
Sale: Baby Shoes, new.
Faggots.
>>672807023
made me kek my zozzles
My dog died today
All of those times
Who loves who more
Asked back and forth
Looks like I won
dropped my cupcake...fuck.
She loves you, not
I'll see you soon
2017: President Clinton/Trump
Love ends before life.
for sale, used baby
>>672807025
My name is Ozymandias.
>>672807511
do you accept foodstamps?
I loved, she didn't
404, file not found
sorry soldier shoes only sold in pairs.
Not a live birth
came home, locks changed.
Father I am homosex
last whites leave america
>>672807747
That's 6 words
Foh oh foh file not found
I raff I ruse?
>>672807018
voet for dolan pls
>>672807650
Yes, we certainly do
>>672808043
son, i am disappoint
She was only 17
>>672808115
NO!
four-hundred-four, file not found
Her puppy drowned too.
;-;
>>672801981
President for Life Trump
I'll always love you
>>672808115
>britbong detected
>>672808334
Dashes don't make them the same word
My day late lover
4chan, /b/, this thread.
Deathbead:
Was that it?
>it is all yours
>thanks lori
>lol same
Jonathan Swift wasn't satire.
The floor is lava
>>672802572
That actually pulled some heart strings
>>672801981
I woke up today.
>>672802382
That's six words dumbass.
>>672801981
I'm just an extra.
OP is a faggot.
>>672802572
Feels.
And then, she died.
>>672807284
>>672807025
>>672806451
>>672805174
>>672804712
>>672803974
These are just great,
Trainwrecks in four words.
Tales of love spurned.
Time that's truly wasted.
>i really like this format, 4 lines of 4 words. I'll start using it.
>>672801981
I couldn't get hard
>>672801981
This world doesn't exist.
You aren't my son
Make America Great Again
Three words aren't enough...
>>672808935
>tfw someone notices you
Oh no, not again
>>672809164
exactly how I felt when I saw 2 of mine there
>>672801981
We will die here.
I couldn't stop pooping.
>>672809363
On a desolate rock
>>672802572
Ouch.
More like
>last online: 2281 days
She said she's eighteen
>>672809164
You lit a fire.
Stirred up srange desires.
Gripped me like pliers.
After all is said
After all is done
No homo, we muttered.
>>672809436
The stars never explored
I live for Anita
George Lucas directed prequels.
>>672809333
Noticed
>>672802572
I used to play mw2 with this guy on Xbox (Gt: Rundown mantis) he sounded like ellis from left4dead exactly like him no joke really fun/cool southern guy every time he got on I invited him he'd join even if I was a young fag he'd always play mw2 with me maybe that's why I love that game first real friend on Xbox never forgot about him one day he just stop coming online he just stopped for no reason he just did I'm still waiting for that message from him
RiP rundown mantis
It wasn't a fart.
>>672809333
>>672809164
Don't worry i can recognize literary potential.
i'll wake up tomorrow
Middle Schoolers Aren't Deep
Alternatively:
Middleschoolers Are Not Deep
RAID5 2/10 HDD's broken
Are ya 'winnin, son?
>>672801981
Trump is Hitler, Trump is life.
His penis was gone.
>>672801981
Sat on my balls.
>>672810340
no, I'm gay tho
Accessory is not supported
even for you, Kakarot
>only good moment in boo saga
Jar in his ass
she drank water before...
"Goodbye" she whispered silently
Im voting for trump.
all are part nigga
Niggers tongue my anus
>>672801981
They won't even notice.
This thread wont last...
His palms are sweaty
I think I'm asexual
Another for >>672809969
Would anyone even notice?
I could finish it.
One last second alone,
Just like every other.
>>672801981
She said, "Go die"
Can't stop drinking bleach
And then he knew...
>>672810673
Broken shards of glass
She loves another man...
My lifes worth nothing
Do you have Tumblr?
They'll never find her
>>672811070
go drink a window and jump out a bleach
Then either go shoot your self from the ceiling or just hang yourself in the head
>>672810980
Knees weak, arms heavy
Praise god king trump
>>672811511
Dubs spaghetti, dubs spaghetti
>>672802459
/thread
>>672801981
thread no longer exists
me, reading this thread.
Dad didn't make it
>>672811611
Damn, double dubs spaghetti
niggers aren't extinct yet.
>>672811511
>>672811611
Hundred, yet so close
A lot of dubs.
This's 4chan, not yiay
The pussy was stank
the tide cam up
the sun went down
the ship went out
never to be found
>>672803704
This seems like a huge over reaction. It's like you think we would give him credit for Hemingway's work. Which is silly.
>I had a dream
Now you should rip into me for using MLK.
>do et fagoot
Reddit is alot better
>>672801981
I still miss you
I know your gone
I can't forget, but
I've learned to live
>>672811041
Strect forth to me
Soul I can trust
Soon, it's time brother
Eventually, you'll find another.
I once was you.
Alone in a group.
At home in darkness.
Starting the very end.
Now, you are me.
As i once was.
Not alone, but lonely
Darkness is homely.
Moot works at Google
the house caught fire
Smallest coffins are heaviest
Moot poot goot boot
bernie sanders for president
> grownup in west philly
> played on playground alot
> get in a fight
> my mother gets concerned
> moved to bel air
>>672812168
I am sickened by my own words.
War. War never changes.
>>672801981
Donald Trump gets Stumped
I lost the game
hitler didn't kill muslims
>>672807241
But then that's not too sad now innit?
I am utterly alone.
I just watched Equilibrium.
Tried to stop them.
I feel you. Literally.
>>672801981
I want to live
And he wouldn't stop.
>>672807241
Sale: Baby Shoes, Unworn
>>672812542
I tried to stop
>>672803934
Right in the feels
>>672812363
You're not the only one, you fucking piece of shit. This poem sucks ass
>>672812600
I want you alive
Hi /b! New to 4chan. Show me what it's about! What's dubs? Trips? Roll? Corrupt my very soul!
See thread; OP gay.
i love rare memes
Sharp cuts heal slow.
>>672812679
I wish I was
>>672812717
>>672812168
I can't see it.
What's the fucking point?
The words you say,
the actions you do.
They're supposed to what?
Make me feel better?
Stop it from happening?
There is no point.
Just understand that, okay?
Don't waste your breath.
I'm not worth it.
Let me end it.
Why wont you leave?
What do you mean?
You're not here now.
Get out of here.
My mind is mine.
You're so far away,
but feel so close...
I just want freedom.
>>672812672
It does, I disappoint.
she has inverted nipples
In the end, nothing.
Parents outlived their baby
We watched the sunrise
together on the beach
toes in the sand
wind on our cheeks
we enjoyed our moment
we started to leave
pain hit you quickly
dropped to your knee
I ran for help
you cried in agony
I returned with assistance
you were at peace
i sat in silence
stared off in despair
the clouds went by
I watched the sunset
>>672801981
Your date of birth
>>672803475
>>672803664
>>672803719
how old are you all?
>>672812856
>>672813132
I will wait til
This thread is pruned
Then i will make
Another thread for us
>>672812856
what is four words?
Injustice, law, resistance, duty.
>>672813132
You shall find peace.
It was with her,
but don't go soon.
Know what storms are,
to long for quiet.
It'll be much sweeter
my dick won't work
>>672813142
Your date of death
license and registration please
>>672813497
And all things between.
>>672801981
Always be good son.
pictures mean one-thousand words
words are not enough
But I wish I still had just one
>>672813623
Son, always be good.
A breath away, death.
I'm not your father
>>672813742
Death, a breath away.
>>672813591
Ooh Anon
>>672813591
Best OP Biography. (and yes this is technically 4 words)
Pissing in the wind.
>>672813804
>>672813871
Only the last one was me
Bad takeout. Rectally torn.
>>672813902
Doesn't mean you win
I saw her today
it should've been happy
it just hurt more
to lose her again
