SLEPT ON A GRAVELY BED
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SLEPT ON A GRAVELY BED
Is there such a thing as too much porn? If there is, I don't want to know.
>Inb4 some sperg gets pissed because the OP isnt furry
>>672799317
it is moderately bothering.
>>672799360
Well then quit whining about it and post some porn!
>>672799315
no such thing. who told you that?!
>>672799395
i'll bet
>>672799618
People who tell lies, it would seem!
Captcha is freaking out like "You need to stop posting, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
I haven't even been here that long ;_;
>>672799181
Hey I'd count that
>>672799480
It was gay, but in a good way. A very touching and emotional movie; I'd recommend it
>>672799028
Phone company was messing with me, so couldn't get snuggles from my hunnibuns.
>>672799882
Captsha always looses its shit.
>>672799884
Awoo~
>>672799882
You got a trip, you're too old now
>>672799882
you should bite those peoples ears off!!!
did you call captcha a Nigger?
>>672800000
hmm maybe one day i will. do they show wieners?
>>672800022
too much candy gonna rot your soul
You're all cute :3
>>672800000
>Hey I'd count that
Baby I got so little game my own reflection said no.
Also nice, uhh, whatever 5 of a number is.
>>672800012
Thanks Google
>>672800051
But I don't want to go among the oldfags
>>672800226
>did you call captcha a Nigger?
No! That's a very rude word!
>>672800421
I can settle for that <3
>>672798821
>>672800421
Lies.
>>672800421
psh
>>672800421
No
>>672800506
Yeah fuck them
>>672800506
well you should try it. thats the secret the captcha
Awoo~
>>672800421
Don't get frisky now.
>>672800506
At least your fursona has game.
>>672800747
my everything hurts now cause running earlier
help
oh david this is good
>>672800820
stretch
>>672800675
:c
>>672800580
>>672800585
I mean, it's true
>>672800506
:3
>>672800808
Oh you :p
>>672800008
Ah, that's rough. It get worked out or are you still snuggless at the moment?
>>672800226
A couple times. It's mostly incidental, though. There's really not a whole lot of sex
>>672800506
Better than nothing, I suppose. Could have no arms to do nothing with
Oh, I didn't even notice those
>>672800421
wow rood
>>672800675
Yeah, fuck those guys!
(who are we talking about?)
>>672800691
I'll give it a shot. Alternatively I'll just be better at picking images.
>>672800808
>At least your fursona has game.
I don't even have one of those ;_;
So lonely I don't even have imaginary friends.
>>672800907
what is good
and I can't stretch my back muscles
or my knee
>>672800747
awoo~
>>672800942
Google?
i wanna listen to some CODEINE now.
>>672800907
I know right
there was a cover of one of their songs in this
>>672800931
didn't mean to offend you sorry (not sorry you're still cute)
>>672800942
It was a joke about the picture I posted.
>>672800931
hott. I'll have to watch it for the pene
>>672800927
such flattery ~
>>672800931
>Could have no arms to do nothing with
That's an oddly specific alternative. Uhh, glad I have both my arms I guess?
>>672801055
Google will be my friend!
>>672800942
I'll be your friend :)
>>672800927
>He's never seen Snarf
>>672800931
Snuggless, ended up doing shopping and stuff I had to do.
>>672801273
I've heard that I'm good at it :3
>>672801455
the best maybe from what I've seen
This photograph was on the VGR and was intercepted by Aliens. They will arrive in Autumn 2016. Nasa has already made contact with Sheivae.
Titor out.
>>672801325
where can I find the whole comic? I want to read it from the beginning.
>>672799588
Well that is what I do.
>>672801422
Then let me see the Snarf :3
>>672801517
God I love Slyus' style so much
>>672800992
stretch everything that hurts, really
every muscle you used
you need to do it before and after though
you didn't just go out and do a bunch of running without preparing did you
>>672801160
oh yeah I remember now
I am going to listen to frigid stars
>>672801632
I just dumped the whole comic.
>>672801204
unforgivable
>>672801273
The love is where it's at, but peen's also good
>>672801275
It was the first thing that came to mind, and I've never really been an eloquent person
>>672801422
Well you'll get your snuggles soon enough, I'm sure. Get anything fun while shopping? Couple XL dragon dildos?
>>672801248
Ah, that makes more sense. I don't follow things well
>>672801344
Yay! Pointy teeth friend!
>>672801662
Well I'd rather ya be happy, you goof :P
But I'm gonna wish you well and hope you find happiness regardless. You can't stop me having good thoughts for you!
the singing reminds me of slint
>>672801746
Mazzy Star is also very nice
kind of bums you out after a while
but whatever
I should stop posting go study
>>672801850
its all about the pene. pene is love. pene is life
>>672801850
>I've never really been an eloquent person
Nonsense, don't get lost in the purple prose of supposed eloquence, your message was grand and I giggled anyways :P
>>672801832
not from the looks of it
>>672802040
you should probably yes
>>672801746
not running running
I walked down the street and walked quickly for a minute or two after getting the burn, then slowing down to normal until gud
on the way back, I jogged for like a block, twice.
probably like an 8 block street 1 way.
I need better shoes though, mine don't have enough grip and it's usually rainy pavement
>>672801886
I just wanted to make sure you caught it, it was a pretty complex joke. A lot of compounding elements.
>>672802066
Don't be ickful Katten.
>>672801978
I know
he's so much more hateful here though
spoken word singing is so great
>>672801886
Please do not.
>>672801604
I do my best c:
I like making people happy :p
>>672801850
too bad. you're cute. deal with it :3
>>672802187
well if you're not used to that sort of thing you should still stretch so it doesn't hurt
just regular soreness is to be expected though
>>672802207
it's so raw usually
>>672802200
>I just wanted to make sure you caught it, it was a pretty complex joke. A lot of compounding elements.
I'm glad you cleared it up, I was getting a headache following the setup.
>>672802242
HAHAHA YOU CAN'T STOP ME, NYAH NYAH.
(I am serious though, I hope you find it in yourself to seek help for those feelings, that's not fun dude and I don't like seeing someone put themselves through that. I'm here if you need snuggles~)
>>672802200
s-sorry, kaybe ;~;
>>672802253
youre a good woman, charles brown.
>>672802437
I don't know if it's like inherently raw but I thinks it's a great contrast to the music usually
it really draws your attention
>>672801832
Thanks again dude
>>672802437
uh
well
I wanted to.
>>672802142
go to the last thread.
>>672802680
i'm sorry
uh
what
>>672802788
>exercising
>ever
>>672802788
>>672802745
yeah I agree
stands out much more than if it were sung more musically
>>672802437
Walking a few blocks is a suitable warmup. Stretching after would be good though, yes.
>>672801886
That's wolfshark to you, mistur
>>672803023
just keep being nice~
>>672803165
join me next time, you can show me what I'm doing wrong
>>672803087
go outside fatty
>>672802066
I can agree with that sentiment
>>672802140
I can now die happy knowing I gave you a chuckle
>>672802253
Guess we'll agree to disagree
>>672803268
Yes sir, Mr Wolfshark friend!
>>672802532
Stop talking to me.
>>672801678
Snarf looks terrible.
>>672801850
Sponges and milk.
>>672803169
my sister and I always did the whole deal before and after
stretching then running however many miles then walking a couple blocks then stretching again
>>672803346
okay
>>672803439
>I can now die happy knowing I gave you a chuckle
Yay! I-I think? I don't know if that's good or not. Apparently I'm inspiring a lot of suicides tonight...
>>672803457
Stop replying to me, silly! Just know that I love you! :3
>>672803401
Y-you go outside.
>freklz wants to get all sweaty with katia
girls don't sweat though
bye for real this time
>>672803738
>>672803311
Alright <3
>>672803567
It can't be that baaaad :o
>>672803900
>>672803567
snarf looks cool!>>672801678
>>672803635
>running however many miles then walking a couple blocks then stretching again
I hope you dont mean running running miles
>>672803984
>>672803920
I must leave meow. goodnight dude~
>>672804093
>>672803879
this
later david
>>672804053
not sprinting but yeah like distance running
>>672804093
No stop please
>>672803635
I think limbering up is a better term for what should be done pre-exercise, then a cool down and stretch. As long as you're doing something though it's not worth splitting hairs.
You ran with your sister?
>>672804121
Goodnight cutie c:
When exercising, Katia only moves at a brisk waddle
>>672804188
>>672803567
Those are essentially the same things as dildos
>>672803738
I mean, I wasn't planning on it, but now that you mention I guess I could
>>672803635
I always had more success not stretching before a run. Think I remember reading a study about it
Guess it could've been broscience, though, so whatever works
>>672804276
Eric is actually a beautiful creature
>>672804204
i-i can only run for like maybe a thousand feet at a time.
I have never been aerobically fit.
>>672804374
>>672803900
Aww, so sad. Moar porn pls.
>>672804280
>I mean, I wasn't planning on it, but now that you mention I guess I could
Can we not start a trend of people killing themselves after talking to me?
Anyways, I'm going to bed, good night you beautiful bunch of fags~
And especially you Nibi, I'll cuddle my pillow and think of you :3
>>672804454
>>672804618
>>672804674
>>672804121
Night, kitty.
>>672803920
Ask Kaybe or Nibi, they know the truth.
>>672804280
I couldn't cheese cloth, though. Was going to make cheese curds.
fbljgl;k
>>672804744
>>672804618
Alright, I'll live just for you. Sweet dreams
>>672804792
Oh that sounds fun. I've never made anything dairy related from scratch. Is it hard?
>>672804744
Ooh, I knew the owner was a murderer, but the Watchmen reference just hit me! Awesome comic! Thanks for posting it.
Anyways, g'nite for realsies.
>>672804400
my cardiovascular system's about the only strong part of me physically
ran a 15k a couple years ago, and my sister's done a half-marathon
>>672804866
>>672805082
>>672804972
Did he kill the doggos or did he kill the murderer :0
>>672804883
oh shiiiiiiiiiiit
>>672804972
I hope you dont wake up.
>running
>
running is great
>>672805125
only took a few months of training
>>672805219
If you've read The Watchmen, Rorshach finds the guys house, kills the dude, then kills the dogs because the guy was killing people and feeding the victims to the dogs.
>>672805231
Aww, that's not very nice! If I don't wake up, I'll make sure I dream of you forever, okay? You'll be in my dreams, always!
running is gay
>>672805082
omg nice boobs honestly
>>672805595
well
I hurt my knee
and I have asthma
that is my excuse.
>>672805761
thanks you too
>>672805810
oh, asthma is pretty limiting for that
I dunno how effective asthma medication is in terms of distance running
>>672804912
Nah, warm some milk up, use the acid to separate it, skim of curds, wrap in cheese cloth and hand or press, BAM, cheese.
>>672805659
The dogs dindu nuffin!
Eh I'd kill them too, not with a butcher knife though >.> would with a gun
it can't be any more gay than DDR
>>672805659
Other way around, kills the dogs, then throws their bodies through the window to ambush the murderer.
>>672806254
Or he could eat the dogs and then kill himself in front of the murderer.
i also have asthma and flat feet and am ectomorphic so i have weak joints
ddr is great, all the hardcore punks do it
>>672805987
you are SO PRETTY!!
>>672806254
Isn't he coming out of the house already though ?
>>672805987
I've never been much into it but I don't think there is any proactive med for that, only reactive, but the inhalers usually continue to work for a while after use.
though I haven't had one for a few years.
also it really feels like the inside of my knee has a lot of friction heat that my other knee doesn't usually get after running, which is strange.
>>672806473
>>672806473
"Ectomorphs" don't have weak joints by default.
>>672806489
Nvm didn't realize sarcasm
>>672805989
So simple, eh? Guess that makes sense. You make cheese often?
>>672806611
you should consult with a doctor before you begin any kind of exercise regimen to see if there is anything special you should do for those things
>>672806611
If you feel like your body isn't handling it well, maybe cut out the jogging for awhile and keep it to brisk walking the whole time, that's still productive exercise.
>>672806489
Nah, Rorschach kills the guy by setting fire to him and then watches the house burn. He kills the dogs when he first arrives and is searching for the girl, when he realizes that she was feed to them.
>>672806880
Nah, but my sister has been craving an Indian dish that uses fresh curds, so she had me pick the stuff up for it while I was out.
>>672807682
Do you live with your sister?
>>672807682
Oh cool. Don't usually associate Indian food with cheese. Or at least I don't; shows what I know
>>672808283
For now.
>>672808655
Its known as paneer.
>>672809187
What's the age difference? Do you have other roommates?
>>672809187
Oh whoops, I'm retarded. I forgot all about paneer. That stuff's real good
>>672809467
She's 4 years older. She and her husband own the house, I'm just staying until I can get stable enough work to afford my own place, and to help out with the niece while I'm there.
>>672809679
I've never actually had paneer before, but I rarely eat Indian other than the occasional quick curry to use up some chicken and naan bread.
>>672810548
Hunnibuns!
>>672810554
You'll enjoy it, I'm sure. Especially if it's homemade, assuming your sister's a decent cook
>>672810663
Finally getting your snuggles, eh?
>>672810554
It's nice to be on good terms with family.
>>672811737
where did you find that?
>>672812244
2001
Anyone else cramming tonight?
>>672812244
https://e621.net/post/show/761587/anthro-blush-canine-claws-cowgirl_position-cum-cum
>>672812373
Yeah of cour- oh, wait, cramming? No. What are you cramming for?
>>672812472
I guess not cramming, but I have a poetry mid-term Wednesday, Chemistry exam Thursday, and Calc 2 exam Friday.
>>672812378
danke sehr.
>>672812373
Yeah, I've got a shitty final project for this freshman level class. It's proving to take up more time than I'd prefer
