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/b/ roast me
reasons I should kill myself - need that extra push
dubs gets tits ?
fuk me up fam
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>>672769211
hajo, mach mal ne
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Timestamp or fuck off
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>>672769211
Well post tits then....
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>>672769211
Cause you've nothing to live for?
Also, post tits for them dubs.
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Picture is bad, but you are cute, I would take care of you :)
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>>672769211
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>672769211
No reverse image result hmmmm
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>>672769711
Nice dubs
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>>672769711
dubs i see
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>>672769211
Putting aside another thing, aside from the lack of tits I'm owed. Why do you wanna kill yoself?
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>>672769711
winrar
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>>672769711
well well well
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>>672769946
Probably due to greyscaling the image. Cheap trick.
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you're too cute to die!
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You should kill yourself because you're just too cute for this world
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>>672770159
The dream police, they live inside of my head.
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timestamp or off yourself you slimey fucking cum dumpster
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>>672770194
Here comes the white knight
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Role
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>>672770459
Wel, now we've clarified you're from the states, and my dubs are still accounted for. Why d'ya wanna kill yourself?
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>>672770459
Boy or girl?
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>>672770588
WINRAR TITS noW
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>>672770459
Ooooh so close. You forgot the tits love
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Your parents getting a divorce was your fault op
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You know Damn well you aren't gonna kill yourself. You near upstate NY? I'll give u a reason to live
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>>672770459
Please, take this seriously, you look retarded, or at least you look like a brat that doesn't have or will ever have any life experience whatsoever. You are not to be talked with.
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Two pics of tits at this point.
Three if you include OP's post. Though, seriously, why you wanna anhero?
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>>672769211
>reasons I should kill myself

If you don't, you might grow up to be a happy woman with a comfortable life.
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>>672769946
NO REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH HOLY SHIT MAN ARE YOU SERIOUS THEY MUST BE REAL THEN. FUCK WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE WE ARE SO BLESSED TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THEY CANT STEAL INSTAGRAM/FACEBOOK PICS.
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>>672770841
nope
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>>672770788
dubs has spoken
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ayy tits pls b0ss
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rollin for dubs show us your perky tits
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>>672770841
>You near upstate NY? I'll give u a reason to live
If she's in North Texas I'd be glad to give her the D before she departs. Fairly cute and dead chicks aren't clingy.
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Don't say that, you don't have to think you're useless, everybody deserve to live and blablabla....

....errm....Who am I fucking fooling? Tits or gtfo
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>>672770361
But I want you to want me.
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>>672770958
.....goddammit you're dense anon
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>>672770459
Nice nose
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Everyone you ever know or meet will all die and be forgotten. Eventually, this Sun will become a red giant and kill off earth completely. The universe will eventually end completely and all of your experiences will be nothing. Just nothing.
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>>672770459
If you do kill yourself, live stream it and send us a link, but rolling for tits in the meantime
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>>672770459
20 reason why you want to kill yourself
Ill give 20 why you shouldn't
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Kill yourself because you're such a loser that you're being for attention from neckbeards on 4 chan. You're thread is only worth clicking on because it's something other than a feminine penis. Now show us your butthole
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>girl
>decently attractive girl
>on 4chan
>more specifically /b/

Y
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You are a whore, and I'm ok with that
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Looks like OP is gone
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>>672771361
For suicide advice
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>>672771271
Thats encouragement to live a life more fully dumbass
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another typical attention whore piece of shit.
guess your dads dick doesn't cut it right?
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>>672770459
nah, but for realzies, everyone I know that has attempted it in a way that should have killed them, but didn't realizes that as soon as they jumped or did whatever they thought would kill-themselves, they regretted it and have since moved on. ROLLING FOR TITS
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>>672771271
You are nothing. Your simple life will amount to nothing in the grand scheme. We are just ants on a planet that live and die constantly.
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>>672771569
69 WIN RAR
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>>672771360
You've probably just asked a 15 y.o. to show you her shitbox. Nice job anon.
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still not feeling it, I said fuk me up perverts. I didnt come to /b/ to talk fuckers
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>>672769211
WINRAR TITS OR GTFO
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>>672771271
The Sun is too small to be a giant anything. White dwarfism is its future.
Dumbass.
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>>672770459
Show feet, gurl.
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>>672771626
Put a stapler in your fucking vagina you God damn whore. Also, dubs.
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>>672771618
recently turned 18, thanks tho
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Rollino
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>>672771541
Yeah real smart. I'm gonna commit suicide. But first let me go to the dark, dank sewer on the internet and ask a bunch of fat fucking faggot virgins about it.

Stop being a fucking baby and get on with your life
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>>672771626
Then take your fucking bra off
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>>672771626
You're pretty cute
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>>672770459
Your pretty damn cute, take nude requests? oN 4CHAN people will come to really like you and listen to you if you also take nude requests *like diffrent acts)
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>>672771626
stream it live, YOU WON'T, NO BALLS
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>>672771626
just show the fucking tits, whore.
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>>672771626 here's a reason to kill yourself OP...you had dubs in OP, didn't post tits...OP must deliver or kys...
>>672771744
oh look....more dubs
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>>672771726
Bump
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>>672771626
Someday you'll actually need a bra... maybe.
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Tits or gtfo Megan.
Your nudes are on MOTHERLESS
THE MOLE GAVE IT AWAY
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>>672769211
Think of all the shit you'll end up dumping on your parents and how much money they'll waste on a funeral

You can take this as a reason to or not to do it, whatever works
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>>672771744
Check em
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>>672771626
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>>672769211
/bra
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>>672771744
REAL WINNER TITS OR GTFO
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>>672771626
Almost there keep going OP and we can talk about anything you want
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be a slut or kill yourself for /b/ either way proof needed
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>>672770459
What are you, 14? So you just broke up with your first boyfriend, maybe even the guy you lost your virginity to?

Tough shit, you're going to have your heart broken a dozen more times before you find the person right for you. Some people end up completely numb over it, or become bitter and incompatible.

Come back when you've been shit on enough to be numb. Come back when you would rather not participate in a discussion instead of being disappointed by another ignorant opinion. Come back when you have lost all hope in the opposite sex. Otherwise get the fuck out of here and get on with your life.
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>>672771626
Titts write cam on it. And why are you suicidal

My dubs speak the truth
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>>672771626
u r a qt, well done :)
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>>672771744
Damn
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>>672771626
Well can't post tits if you don't have them I guess
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>>672771833
Winrar
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>>672771936
Who shit in your cereal today Mr. Edgelord?
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Stupid bitch just expose yourself
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EVERYONE'S ROLLING DUBS
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>>672771710
Either way we die retard. And if we survive, its not like the people here now are going to matter. Are you going to make a breakthrough and take us to space before we die? Didn't think so.
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>>672771626
Show them titties you worthless, attention-whoring cunt.
Dubs were gotten/Don't back out now
5/10 for making me respond
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>>672771744

TITS AND STAPLER INSIDE
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>>672771833
Dubs speak the truth
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>>672771936
Agreed
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>>672771829
ahh you notice I'm blonde
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>>672771626
You look like a miserable cunt. Fuck back off to wherever you came from. Fucking women are useless. Wahhh I'm a semi attractive 18 year old who has a nice life but I'm sad bc of reasons. God its fucking annoying shut the fuck up and either go fuck some rich guy or accept that life sucks, but it's a million times worse for people who are older or not as attractive. Unless your fucking retarded you have nothing to worry about you fucking useless piece of shit
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Why don't you be a useful cunt and show us that sweet little body of yours.
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>>672771867
Provide the linkage /b/ro
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>>672771936
This lad speaks the truth
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>>672771936
nah, kids these days are more hung up in hollywood. She's probably depressed simply because she wasn't born in California with a rockstar life. Relationships are completely different now, they just go on to the next on dating site and find a new guy.
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>>672771998
You just rolled opie's birth year
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>>672772112
THE ROLLING DUBS OF DESTINY GODS WANTS SOME TIIIIIIIIITS
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At least you serve as a bad example
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>>672771626
Fine then!
You should kill yourself. Why? Not for yourself, but the fact that everyone will be better off without you. You've done nothing with your life and nothing you do with your life will have any merit or will it accomplish anything. WIth you dead, the earth may live just a millisecond longer, and even then that isn't much of anything to begin with. You bother everyone, nobody enjoys being around you and you'll be doing everyone a favour by getting rid of your continued existence. OP, just do it. Just grab something and use it to end your life. Nobody will mourn, nobody will cry. People will say how it was a shame and what a lovely person you were and after a day or so, they'll move on and you'll be forgotten. You, are just a drop in an otherwise endless ocean void that can't be erased but nobody cares to acknowledge or know. Just end your life so we don't have to put up with this shit.
But before you do, finish posting the rest of the tit pics you owe.
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show feet or fuck off, bitch
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where are my dubs when i need it :c
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Tits or gtfo
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>>672772311
THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>672772366
Checked
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>>672771626
I wanna see your pussy you useless cunt !
that's right its the only thing you will be ever good at.
being the useless dick sucking whore that you are and showing body parts for attention because you are too lame too get any in real life
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>>672771626
Wtf is going on with your eyes. Hardcore drugs. What nobody actually cares about you. Lol what a prissy bitch
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full nude or pussy with timestamp
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>>672771626
>still not feeling it, I said fuk me up perverts.
we don't do that anymore.
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So are we getting tits or am I lurking for nothing
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>>672772287
Double dubs
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>>672771867
Don't fuck with me anon
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I already said I want a god damn stapler in your vagina you incompetent slut. Don't make me check my dubs again.
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>>672772353
Roll
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Face n body are 7/10. You'd be lucky to sit on a dick as nice as mine.
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ITT:
We all gettin' trolled

>tits or gtfo
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>>672771626
You're so beautiful. Like the view from atop Everest. Seeing nature in all its glory and splendor, a sight so breathtaking you can do nothing but stand and stare.

Your lips are as luscious as hair after being recently shampooed.

Your boobs so fulfilling they want to break free from that one size too small bra you're wearing. Your hand writing so feminine and neat you could never be a doctor.

Be my internet girlfriend, anon. I will gladly family share my netflix account with you so we can netflix and chill. We will conquer the single betas in the league of legends. Or 360 no scope headshot everyone in csgo. I will treat you like a princess..
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>>672772524
Newfag
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Kek OP scard off
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make a PISS VIDEO and post it slut
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those fucking eye brows
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>>672772602
Kek
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>>672772624
Cancer
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I promise you if you kill yourself, your blood will ascend to the heavens and come down in rain and make us all weep in blissful joy
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eh
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>>672769211
Well if you would not act like a harlot, you would probably have more self-worth and perspective and better relations to your parents, so you would not need to kill yourself.
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>>672771626
are you fucking kidding me , with your 13 yr old looking boobs, pasty white , mongrel looking basic no ass white girl , fuck off /b , no one wants to see your damn cum bucket of a body.nice pimple on your chin.come back after a boobjob and learn how to use makeup
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>>672771626
Don't do it, hate me for saying it, but don't do it, life is worth living and you are worth having, you don't need to lower yourself to this, and you certainly don't need to post tits if you don't want to. please don't die anon
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>>672772602
Someone please tell me this is a copypasta
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>>672772353
Rollerino
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>>672772627
TRUTH...OP DELIVER...thread gon' die soon
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>>672772602
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>>672772768
yes it is just google it
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I want to stick my Hitler stached pubes in ur suicidal tight little asshole until u tell out Allahu akbar and want to foreplay as Ann Franke and I force u to eat gorilla shit until u throw up in a jar of daddy long legs and make u drink it until u have to diarrhoea into my mouth and throw that up into ur tuna smelling vagina. Also tits or gtfo.
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full frontal naked+ time stamp, you whore. Go get rope or something
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>>672769211
bags under your eyes speak volumes

>speaking from experience
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>>672771626
Also, quit your attention whoring. We all know your dad ain't never coming back, and a bunch of guys talking about you isn't gonna help that. I bet your one if those sluts that try to say "I want a real relationship." yet you suck dick so much your self esteem is off the charts with fake feelings. Kys.
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>>672772602
Topkek sir
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>>672772761
This dude gonna be a virgin FOREVER
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Shreck called he wants his nose back.
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>>672772761
Fuck off ya cunt
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>>672769211
that girl's cute af. everyone thinks about suicide before they stop giving a fuck and buy a bitchin' motorcycle.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS SPIDERMAN
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harder
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>>672772832
Kinky baby
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>>672772761
Fuck you
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>>672772890
2004 called.

they want their joke back
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>>672772311
Noice
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>>672769211
Just post nudes, nobody gives a fuck if u die or not, just make us happy and do whatever u want
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Wow it think it's been finished
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>>672772944
Feet bitch
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Let me bust a nut in your butthole before you off yourself. or after, i don't care.
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>>672772944
Sharpie in pooper
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>>672772929
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>>672772567
>Face n body are 7/10
Well with those standards your dick must be the only nice thing u have
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>>672771626
>perverts
Who is the one presenting herself to anonymous people on the internet without a hint of self-awareness or self-worth.
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>>672772944
damn how old are you bby
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>>672772944
wanna see that pussy
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pussy or piss
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>>672772944
AND THERE THEY ARE, kind of disappointed anon. Gonna need compensation, like a vagina perhaps.
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You should kill yourelf because you seem to be a sick whore who didn't had it's parents affection and still looks for it somewhere else, but no one seems to fucking care about a anti-social whore like you, because they're as much as sick of you. Your pain and life it's senseless for you, for me, for everyone in this world. You will never find real world in this fucking plastic world. If you have the guts, just fucking do it. You'll make a favor to yourself and the world. Go ahead, show us those tits, show us how much you hate yourself, And we'll have pleasure from your pain.
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>>672772944
With boobs that great, why would you ever want to die?
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lets talk about those pepperoni nipples
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>>672772944
SHE DELIVERS
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>>672772944
DUBS
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>>672772944
Let's see that pussy you fucking slut
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>>672772761
OP here
shut the fuck up
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>>672772944
Checkd
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>>672772944
Currently jerking off to this. Post more before off yourself.
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>>672772944
Wtf is this shit?
Are you retarded or is this your first time taking a photo?
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>>672773022
Dubs has spoken. Now check these and give us pussy.
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>>672772524
Hi new friend
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>>672772944
Shit storm incoming. Those are pretty solid tits. Stop talking to these faggots and talk to me instead.
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>>672773071
thats exactly what they said
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>>672772944
STOP DUBBING YOURSELF CUNT! Fist in cunt!
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>>672772944
you are hot...
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>>672772944
Yeah beautiful pink nipples
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Would you go camping with me? Your hair looks dry enough to start a fire... trying to think ahead.
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>>672772944
Can't get a fuckin smile?
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>>672772944
You are fat and gay.
and now go back to your homework.
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>>672771626
You seem like a very nice young lady. Let's go see a movie
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>>672772944
show pussy
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>>672772944
You're attending a $40,000 a year liberal arts college. You must be a super pain in the ass for your parents to pay that much to get you out of the house.
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>>672769211
Another pseudo depressed person who has falsely self-diagnosed herself? hormone fluctuations and sadness are not major depressive disorder. You don't look old enough to have any reason for an onset of depression. Your genes might play a role in determining your susceptibility to depression but at your age i'd wager you are completely wrong.
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>>672771867
close, but not Megan
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>>672772886
I'm a woman and not at all a virgin
>>672772897
you fuck off, this girl is hurting

She's only 18 you sick bastard, she's got so much to live for

>>672772944
cmon anon just walk away

>>672772987
fuck you
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>>672772944
Full frontal with timestamp
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>>672772944
NOW WE WANT PUSSY OR GTFO
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>>672772944
Instead of killing yourself, you have to come to indiana and be my sex slave and clean my fucking house. Also must cook and suck dick well.
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>>672772944 Sharpie in pooper anon
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>>672772944
Feet or gtfo
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>>672772944
Kik?
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>>672772102

Random internet-girl still isn't going to sleep with you.
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>>672772944
Finally OP. Still waiting on the rest before you go kick the bucket.
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>>672773343
fuck all of you
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I don't want you to die. I lost 2 sisters last year. Deaths hurts those around you bad. Think of that before you do it.
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I would love to stick my 15 yo cock between the tits.
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>>672772944
Your tits still don't make up for your empty self. You're still just a useless cumdumpster that will never find anyone to stay with you.
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>>672771936
wish that was the case
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>>672773415
TOP KEK
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>>672773388
Dubs cunt do it
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>>672773423
hes uglt and get rejected
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>>672772944
There are nasty tits. I would tie your arms behind your back and slap your tiny ass tits till they are red and bruised. Then put you against the wall and fuck your throat till you choke. You'll be gasping for air and suffocating. Perfect way for you go.
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>>672772944
Your beautiful kik?
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>>672772944
It's truly sad when 30 some year old guys pay more attention to you than the rest of society ever will. It might be better if you just ended it all. Drink bleach, best wishes from Australia.
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>>672772944
do better than this you fucking slut, youre our bitch now, we own you , so be a good gurl and show us more of that trash you call a body , try working out and diet , get a fucking tan too. also youre not cute , stop doing that thing with your mouth
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So when are you offing yourself op?
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>>672773423
hes ugly and try to be better then eeme
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>>672770788
Dubs demands it
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>>672773343
tits or gtfo
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>>672772944
Your tits are great n you're beautiful, be a waste to an hero. Haven't you seen the world is your oyster an hero pasta?
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>>672773423
shes ugly and catn get any guys
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>>672769211
Why do you do this
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>>672773415
No need for sass anon I'm not a faggot. I came for the nudes.
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What happened kid, got called out from your parents for dressing to slutty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
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>>672772944
piss in a cup and drink it, 4chan would love that
record the whole thing and post it somewere
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Rolling for feet
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ops a pussy just wants some attention
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>>672773423
i slept with 0 people
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>>672772944
You're face looks so fucking dead; might as well finish the job already.
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>>672772944
yo, just hit the campus gym. The black guys will chase the pussy and make you feel good. You can be sleeping with someone by the end of the day.
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>>672772944
There you have it /b/ros
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Masturbate on tiny chat

Get
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>>672773343
Hell mate if you're so sympathetic maybe you should kill yourself along with this slut
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>>672772342
thank you anon !!!
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>>672773343
You should go meet up with the whore and both kill yourself
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>>672773423
hes a bifre e
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>>672771790
my sides
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Still waiting for sharpie in pooper
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>>672773423
hes a oc e e
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to bad your a east coast naughty giril or I would solve your daddy issues
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>>672772944
Half the dudes in this thread have better cleavage than that.
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>>672769211
>fuk me up fam
>fam
roasties are not fam
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>>672773423
your ugly
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>>672772944
So you got molested at an early age and now you don't have self respect anymore and Come to /b/ for attention. Probably should kill yourself. The world already has enough usless fucked up people in it. If you can't contribute, take the easy way out and quick being a burden to the world
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>>672772944
Smile
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>>672773341
Link to this "Megan" being spoken of
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>>672773343
Shut the fuck up. If she wants to die, let her.
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>>672773423
you hasve no friends n yo eue
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>>672772944

You aren't worth the time it would take to make my dick hard
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>>672773827
my sides
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>>672773423
i slpet with 0 people
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>>672773827
Kek
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sharpie. pooper. now.
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>>672773423
your gay
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>>672772944
You like this. Fuck you?
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i shall deliver.
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Listen to this song before you "attempt" to kill yourself https://youtu.be/vrQWhFysPKY
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>>672773423
your ugly and have no friends
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>>672772944

if you live near me ill come over and euthanize you
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dubs and you post picture of stapler on your head
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>>672772944
Am i supposed to consider you pathetic excuse of a body visually pleasing? Hit the gym, you empty-headed meatsack
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Why do you want all of this attention before you kill yourself

It's not going to matter once the back of your skull is on the other side of the room.
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Chew your nails? I CANT FAP TO THAT!
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>>672772944
You know, just die. Literally. If you want to kill yourself, do it.
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>>672773137
It's not much of a delivery considering it was supposed to happen in the OP. Fuck off, you newfag cancer.
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>>672773423
hes ugly and thats why he makes friends
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If you are in Florida want to meet up op?
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>>672773966
>>672773388
Dubs bitch SHARPIE IN POOPER
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>>672772944
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All this teen angst.
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>>672774067
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet.
I've lost interest already
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>>672774099
the amount of dubs in this thread, OP has alot of work tonight
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>>672773966
The dubs don't lie
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>>672773341

she's not quite as hot as Megan. gotta see dat ass
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>>672773696
ye, she looks like she likes the black dong.
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SHARPIE IN POOPER BEFORE YOU OFF YOURSELF
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I POO POO OUT MY POOHOLE
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>>672769211
Hey op, if u want to have a legacy, then post some more nudes, then off yourself if u want
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Maybe she's taking copious nudes so anons will be cumming buckets to her and starting a tribute bread - this we hope
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>>672773930
Good for you?
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>>672774188
>angst

pent up sexual frustration
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>>672774052
Well now I want to kill myself
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>>672772944
Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. Yes, I replied you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D.

>>672772886
Very rude.
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>>672774289
rerolling
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Wanted to roast you but damn you fine
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>300 replies in thread,
>Post shitty tit pic once
wat?
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>>672773254
I'm asking you to tell me why I should an hero and you want me to smile
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>>672774052
Is this to inspire her to kill herself anon. Because listening to that has made me suicidal too.
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fake. fake. fake. the timestamp sux
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>>672773696
>>672774261
Nah, she looks educated to me
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Show more tits op
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Seriously, enough with the attention whoring, even if all this is just a troll, please take the time out of your obviously busy day and do shots of drain-o
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You do have nice tits. Also Idk why you would kill yourself, I literally don't know one person who did it and lived to tell about it.
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moar moar moar winrar moar me moar
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>>672774399
Nice b8 m8. I r8 8/8.
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>>672774399
(You)
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>>672773517
sounds good
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htf has no one had dubs yet.
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>>672774419
Don't underestimate the desperation of virgins on /b/
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>>672772944
Yum! Good girl.. Moaar!
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>>672774553
where did you get that pic
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ITT: Lots of neckbeards trying to not get an hero, also trying to get laid their first time
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Are you going to post pussy and ass or can we all go now?
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I love you OP
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>>672774521
Kek
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>>672774672
Google
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>>672774713
This tbqh fam
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>>672774608
Like, 10 people have had dubs. we're still waiting on more pics.
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>>672772944
Please post more nudes, you look like a hot chick from my school
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Leaving thread if this isn't dubs.
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WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THE MLESS LINK TO THIS MEGAN CUNT PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT
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What happened, did your uncle fiddlydiddlied you?
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do you own a dildo, whore?
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I can't believe how much attention a whore can get

YOU HAVE PORN ALL OVER THE INTERNET GOD DAMNIT
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>>672770459
you look like my gf, are you my gf lmao pls dont kill yourself, otherwise, i feel bad for you that youre on 4chan.
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Your pussy is glued to a building on fire
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I hope you never end yourself op :)
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>>672774868
Bye
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>>672774914
LOL WHAT?
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OP CONFIRMED POOP BITCH
POOP OUT YOUR POOHOLE ON CAM!!!!!!!!!
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>>672774811
WINRAR
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Post nudes or fucking kill yourself
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>>672771626
ah youre a bitch, kys then slut. What a shame.
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new thread???
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>>672769211
OP you should go to Austin and hangout there instead of killing yourself!
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>>672773335
been in and out of mental hospital & rehab since 14, close tho
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>>672772944
if you don't care either way. come live with me for a month. we'll have fun, play video games, go for walks, have long talks that last into the early mornings, watch netfix and if you still want to kill yourself after the month, you still can, you'll have lost nothing and kept me company, I'm lonely
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>>672772944
It would be a shame for the world to lose such a QT with perfect tits
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You're my best friend OP
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>>672775071
Let's be honest. You've had atleast 10 different sexual partners in the last year and a half, right?
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>>672774672
It's him
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>>672774894
its kind of "live"
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OP here. I'm a huge faggot and you guise are all autist cancerlords of faggotry and cuckdom. suck my balls
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>>672771626
Get off moms laptop and stop the drama kid, your brain isnt even developed enough to know what you are doing
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>>672774914
If any of you anons know what this is, I salut you
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>>672775133
do this, except kill this faggot before you kill yourself
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>>672775056
Look at this faggot
Asking for a thread made to give attention to a bitch
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This dumb bitch is literally a waste of air. The harsh truth is we only pose to procreate on this stupid blue marble we call Earth, and from what I see. No mans gonna want an ugly fake ass whore like you. Just get on with it. Do it in the bath tub so its easier for the poor bastard that has to clean it up
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>>672775190
shut the fuck up, queer
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>>672775071
SO..... About a calendar year?
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Everyone just fucking leave shes not posting sharpie in pooper so she can just end it.
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>>672775133
looool what a fag
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>>672775249
And also there are live cams.
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>>672775071
lets meet and fuck
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>>672775071

you look like one of the hot underage girls i used to feed meth and heroin to while i fucked the shit out of them. i miss those days.
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Post pooper
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>>672775071
Hey, pretty much same. How many attempts so far? I've got 3.
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>>672775268
if at the end of the month, she wants to kill me too, that's fine with me. I've got nothing to lose either
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>>672772944
Op join me in Austin During SXSW
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>>672775387
pedo confirmed

MODS
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>>672775190
OH GREAT, MORE REASONS TO KILL HERSELF.
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>>672775133
>get in my van, kid
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>>672775303
You're just jelly that me and OP are besties
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>>672775190
OP IS POOP BITCH
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You're fucking nothing. You're drivel. You make a thread to see the hollow insults that strangers can throw at you and ultimately feel better about yourself. I hate to break it to you, but that's not how it works. Ultimately you're still nothing. Some nameless white girl "depressed" at the beginning of her life because "muh sadness", " muh shitty family". Every single person on this site has to deal with that shit. That's why we come here. Every person who's ever visited this site could drop dead and it would have zero impact on the world. By coming here you show by default that you're already the lowest of society's low. And for every attention whoring fuckwit that drags themselves over here, there are a dozen more coming after you sooner or later. So do us all a favor and show your ass then fuck off and die, you pathetic piece of shit.
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>all of (you)
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post scat picture of urself
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>>672775071
Ffs, think about how many people had rough childhoods and then grew up to fucking awesome. Now stop moping like a bitch and lemme see that booty already
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>>672774914
But the fence in front of your dick's house is only four feet high?
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>>672775538
>besties
kys
no, seriously.
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