How old were you when you first got under arrested?
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How old were you when you first got under arrested?
>>672766358
fuck you, youll never have real sex. If this makes you feel like a man, enjoy being a sick little boy the rest of your life. Honestly, you'd be happier with consensual sex, if you could ever experience what that feels like. You know that roleplay is a thing right? You don't have to actually be a rapist. You can just pretend, if that gets you up. And not hurt people in the process.
>>672767072
beat ya, 29.
I'm a middle class white kid...lol police don't fuck with me.
>>672766358
>18
>19
>22
Life's good now. lol
>>672767427
This.
>>672766358
"First got under arrested"
You're a fucking dunce
17 burglary
16
Was at a high school party drinking and some asshole nobody liked tried to show up at the party. We didn't let him in so he decided to throw a big rock through the neighbor's windshield. Neighbors called the cops. Cops realized part was going on next door, surrounded the house, and busted all of us inside for underage drinking.
I'm in my late 20's now and that's still the only time I was ever arrested.
>>672766358
12. I don't know if that counts as being under arrest ("under arrested") because I didn't go to actual prison (because I was a minor) but you know, cops were involved so I count it.
20 and I haven't
I was questioned after breaking into an uncle's house once, but no charges came of it
>>672766358
when I was 10 and riding my bike with no hands on the bars a cop drove up beside me and told me to 'keep your hands on the handle bars you fucking retard' and drove off
I was so almost under arrested
17 i was arrested for shooting a man in reno just to watch him die
30
Never had a record
Bitch said I pushed her I didn't touch her
Went from felony assault battery to all that , plus they threw a burglary in for fun because hey FLORIDA
150,000 bond
20,000 later after bond and lawyer I got charges dropped and charge never hit record
Very depressed now. Think I might kill her for real. Not for a while, when my parents pass away I will do it. Then suicide. Maybe burn her house down with the kids in it. Probably not though the kids didn't do anything. But lol she thinks she got away with it. It might be 10 years from now. But I will never forget. She should be scared as fuck but I bet she has forgotten completely about it. Shouldn't of lied on me bitch.
I'm white, I've never been arrested.
>>672766358
who's the girl?
First time I got under arrested, I was 15.
My friends and I were hanging out at our highschool at 3 in the morning, eating chocolate and having a beer.
Cops came and beat us up and arrested us.
Straya.
>>672766358
15
Breaking and entering, burglary. Wasn't tho, so got bumped to trespassing. Had to pay for the door I broke tho.
>>672766358
25, for stealing a police license plate
>>672768848
why arent you still rotting in prison? Because you deserve a life sentence.
>>672769173
lol NT?
32
>>672766358
12, my mother called the cops on me and said I threatened her and assaulted her because I pushed her out of the way to get to the phone to call my dad and let her know I found her in bed with the cable guy.
Not even joking, I know it sounds like a cheesy plot to a porn movie, but is true.
I didn't even really push her, I just nudged her out of the way with my shoulder while I was trying to reach for the phone. She grabbed the phone and dialed 911. Cops showed up and she made up a huge B/S story to keep me from telling my Dad who was in the next county at work.
Spent 4 days in Juvie , got out and by then my Mom had locked my Dad out of the house and emptied the bank accounts.
Obviously went and lived with my Dad and have not spoke to my Mom since.
She took everything and we were sleeping in a studio apartment in sleeping bags for almost a year.
>>672766358
>23
>Graffiti
>>672766358
Never been arrested because I'm not a faggot nigger like OP.
>>672768993
you better do it. get the cunt back.
>>672769313
Vic. I'm white.
>>672769415
damn, sounds like one cold hearted bitch
>>672766358
>got under arrested
>a alcohol
>an hero
>>672769415
wow, your mom sounds like a piece of shit bitch
>>672769499
You mean you're a boring, soft cunt? Everyone that has a story worth telling got in trouble as a lad.
>>672766358
18 I broke my exs arm after catching her cheating
19
Got arrested for simple posession in my car. I was high as fuck and the cop let me drive home after doing his paperwork.
Canadafag here
>>672769504
I got a loaded shotgun right here but that's too easy. Rather get my hands dirty. And I most likely will eventually. She will never move , so it's not a pressing matter.
I really have to say it would break my parents. I cannot do it while they are alive. If they pass I will do it, almost certain. I could probably do it and get away with it but I don't want to get away with it , is that weird? Rather just off myself after. Anyway ain't going to happen soon but my parents really 60 and 61 so who knows.
17
arson
da dropped charges
14 fml like 3 months ago
>>672769553
Hah. Ya all abbos up in the NT I guess. I hear lots of good aussie stories about the NT on /pol/ also pine gap is spoooooopy.
>>672766358
33, charges were dismissed because police violate your rights however they can to put you in a jail cell, never talk to or trust a cop, they do not have your best interests in line
12 threaten to shoot school up if I didn't get good grades 7 months
>>672766358
I've never even been pulled over, much less under arrested.
>>672768993
>shouldn't of
what are you, a mongrel?
>>672766358
i'm too smart to be caught, idiots
>>672770134
>>672769415
Post moms info.
Lets fuck this bitches life up.
14
15
broke my m8's teeth, wrecked his head for him
charges dropped due to conflicting witness statements and I also told them everyone was drunk
would have been assault or worse I think?
second time was 2 days after my 18th birthday, took the blame for a everyone's weed at the party (it was at my place) did it so that they would let my dealer leave without searching him, he had ounces in his rucksack
>>672766358
18. Got caught fucking a girl in a rich white neighborhood. shit was cash lol but I got kicked out of my private school. 7/10 would hit again
>>672766358
fetus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>672769989
this.
12 they found a 3 inch knife, fireworks, and a few bullet casings in my backpack, the thing was that I had used the same backpack flying in and didn't add any of the shit to it
>Father used to be high rank cop
>Can't get arrested
>I could fucking kill a guy while DUI and no one would ever know
>>672770726
same anon pic related btw
>>672770598
There ugly n try to get along with me but try to hurt me
16
Misdemeanor property damage
>>672770598
But can't fight
it was in an airport btw
Never, I dindunuffin, literally.
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>>672766358
Never been arrested.
>never been arrested
>never gotten a warning from a cop
>never gotten a ticket
>mfw im black
19
Was geeked as fuck and stealing scrap metal out of an abandoned building. Tried to run and got tazered. Was high as shit so it didn't really phase me, so the cop tried to subdue me with force and I beat his ass. Because high as shit and all of the local cops are 50+ year old out of shape hillbillies. Took two more cops and what felt like all the mace ever manufactured to get me in cuffs, then they beat the shit out of me and took me to County.
13 for stabbing this guy in the leg with a broken bottle cause he tried to grab my ass
>>672766358
How olds where you when learned to speak English good you did¿?
>>672770860
>>672770928
?????????
>>672771094
Meth is Satan btw
>>672770598
And sectrtly try to hurt me cause too ugly to hurt me that's why the ugly guys losers are pathatic
N I hate there face
N there ugly
N they smell like shit
N the ugly women pretend to like the popular people
But only cause smell like shit and is too ugly n but try to act tough
But pathatic n funny looking like the ugly funny looking ugly guys losers
>>672769274
Being this much of a faggot
14
An angry m8 of mine got pissed and used an old text relating my anger to that of how the columbine shooters must've felt... brought it into the school and 2 cops pulled me out of class and searched me in the Hall. Ended up finding some hydro's a water bottle full of vodka, and few g's on me..... Fucking sucked.
>>672771106
are you a feminist?
>>672771312
Bobby?
>>672770620
N ugly n smell like dog crap
>>672771280
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SHIT FOR BRAINS
>>672771315
i have a feminist penis
19 or 20 I forget. drunk in public.
>be male
>be pressured to drink alcohol by peers
>become alcoholic
>drunk and disorderly
>get handcuffs instead of hugs
>much feels ensue
>>672771284
May be a faggot but at least im not a murderer.
>>672771434
Nah m8 wish I had a swaggin name like Bobby.
Got a Possesion of Marijuana charge when i was 18. Off my record now thanks to being white
>>672771315
No. I'm a dude. He was creepy as fuck and kept trying to talk to me and FINALLY I Was Like let's go
>>672771574
Ah my friend in HD had a similar experience. God speed not bobby.
>>672770598
N the ugly guys losers have no life but try to act n ugly like big shots cause ugly n outnumber eveybodr n ugly n evyrhwr
>>672769780
but anon if you do that and then kill yourself she would've won. because if you kill yourself then that means she effectively ruined your life.
13
Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Charges got dropped, state brought it back.
Expunged and wiped now.
>>672771043
Give it time young spook
>>672770620
N the y smel like shit n get angry n funny looking n ugly and have no life but try to act tough but can't fight. N try to hurt the popular people n ugly women try to help ugly guys losers to hurt the popular people so ugly unattrative guys that is a loser try to hurt popular people n has to do it the ugly n fat n ugly
>>672767427
I was a poor white kid so police fucked with me all the time. But I never did anything retarded like run or fight them so they never shot me.
18
>>672770598
N ugly n the ugly women that got rejected n loser try to hurt me nt hey smell like shit nrr
>>672771694
True, I need to be like Bateman.
>>672770598
N they have no friends n it me is a littl eshit
>>672771684
>>672772042
Are you fucking autistic? You're posting the same shit over and over again and no one gives a fuck. Kill yourself. Your inside jokes aren't funny to anyone else besides you, you fucking retard.
DUI master race reporting in. First one when I was 22 second when I was 28.
>>672766358
>12 or 13 I think. Possession of marijuana. We >threw the bags gown a well so it was just a >heavy smoke in the air that nailed us.
>Parents didn't even let it go to court.
>seriously grounded.jpg
>>672770598
They smell like shit
>>672766358
There gay
>>672771568
your stupidity is killing me, though
Crimfag here so never
>>672770598
I sleep with o ppl
>>672770620
N there ugly n gay
>>672770598
N they smell like shit Ee n have no friends
>>672770598
N ugly
>>672771568
>being even more of a faggot than before
>>672766358
16 for attempted murder and aggravated assault. I was actually found not guilty by reason of insanity. I realize now that I'm pretty fucking lucky because that defense only works about 1% of the time.
>>672772375
How can they nail you if there's no evidence, I got pulled over fresh off a blunt reeking of weed and I got away free cause all they found were empty baggies
>>672772777
Baaaaaaaaaaam
Nice.
7 me and the kid from up the block broke into our neighbors yard and stole spray paint and painted on some cars in the school parking lot
>didn't get under arrested
>just got smacked with a shoe
>>672772573
>>672772631
>>672772428
Pretty sure I know who you are, based on how fucking autistic you sound and how often you browse /b/. You should stop projecting your insecurity on here. Is it because no girl will ever love you? Or because you can't get laid? Maybe it's because you're a fucking coward who hides behind 4chan and tries to bait people. You're an autistic faggot with no life and you will never get laid, and that's no one else's fault but your own.
14/15 shoplifting - cautioned
16 suspicion of selling class A drugs - case dropped due to lack of evidence
17 aggravated vehicle taking - 12 month supervision order and fine
17/18 taking without owners consent (twoc) aggravated twoc - 12 month custodial
20 grievous bodily harm section 18 - 4 years 4 months and 9 days -(9 days for some unpaid fines)
Never but iv arrested about 20+ people for a variety of things.
>>672772278
You can do it Bruce, the hero we didn't know we needed.
Godspeed anon
Me and the droogs plain gutted a trig saucy, right proper like. Took a yancy down the snicket and scounded her in the docket. Narry a constable round the bridges that night, I'll set watch and warrant.
Never arrested, but when I was 18 a cop came up to my car while I was fucking my GF in an empty parking lot at night. Just yelled at us to take it somewhere else and left.
>>672772888
Dunno
>we we in Jr high and super ripped, so when big police with guns kicked in the door and hauled us off, we didn't exactly try to run.
>>672773059
flaming butthurt faggot detected
16
>>672773410
You're turning into a criminal son.
Never been arrested, I'm white.
>>672766358
26 she was 13
>>672773489
If I do it /pol/ and /b/ will know first.
17. 1983 in argentina (nigger), went to a hardcore band concert in the last year of military dictatorship. cops stormed the bar and arrested all of us, just because.
i had long hair at that tieme and they kindly shave my head with a knife, and they kick me a couple of times in the legs, while beeing on my knees.
i saw how they beat a couple of kids that tryed to defend another one that was beeig batoned pretty hard. this 2 kids ended in hospital with broken ribs.
there were some girls in the crowd, and cops fondled them for a long time while yelling that they were going to rape and kill them.
nice years.
>>672773713
Because white people never get arrested. lol, grow up faggot.
>>672769274
>why arent you still rotting in prison? Because you deserve a life sentence.
Not getting a Johnny Cash reference should give you life without parole.
>>672773568
Ha ha - happened to me lots too.
>>672773903
Your police fucking rock.
>>672770359
This
>>672773410
>aggravated vehicle taking
>aggravated twoc
kek'd
where the fuck are you from?
>>672773903
That's basically the US now.
>>672772359
Ayy same with possession charge as well. 19. Blew a .35 you?
>>672767265
you smell like shit
>>672766358
To be determined, currently 27
14 for bud, charges dropped cause of classes
23 for domestic violence, because my mother manipulated and lied to police. Charges dropped but had to admit guilt for it, and it will remain on my record forever preventing work. Fuck the AZ penal system and FUCK HER.
>>672773859
Attaboy
>>672773903
You don't do that if you are intelligent enough while on dictatorship.
Guess you were young and inexperienced
>>672774127
yeah. my older brother was arrested because they found "pornography" in his backpack. he was an architecture student and had a book of som european museum full of classic nude paintings and sculptures.
they were a boring croud, and they still are.
16
>>672774298
Told the cop I would be cumming in his wife's asshole later than night and refused to blow. They turned off their camera and went into a local bar and had some drunk blow a .22 and charged me with it.
When I was 18 I went off on my room mates boyfriend for eating my food and told him I was going to knock his ass out. They went home for Thanksgiving and the Monday after I was hitting the bong for some wake and bake and the cop knocked on my door and had told me that I wasn't allowed to leave the house and he went to talk to her and get the report. I went out in the living room so he didn't come back to my room to hear this bitch saying I threatened to kill them both. I was arrested on domestic violence charges but the fucking cop didn't know he didn't live there until I had to go to court so it got dismissed as a disorderly conduct charge that is no longer on my record.
>>672774591
well, to be fair, it was the last year for them, they were just going down and people was starting to take their heads out little by little.
by after so many years of oppression, you really feel like you have to do things anyway.
>>672774422
>Preventing work
Does Murga really do this? Cuck someone for the rest of their life because of some BS charge when they were 23? And you people honestly wonder why so many people can't find jobs in that shitty country. No one will hire them.
>>672774744
On top of this I had a no contact placed on me at my residence so I had to stay my buddies apartment doen the hall for a whole week because of that retarded shit
>>672768993
Serve it cold anon. Cold and hard.
>>672774422
>774422
>>672774736
Fuck that. Good on ya for telling him what's up. I got a blowngo u?
>>672773710
Kinda turned my life around now, pal
>>672768993
why would you spend your life thinking of a x years old story instead of actually living for yourself ? you don't have to care about her anymore.
16
minor possession of alcohol and petty theft
>>672774984
For the rest of my fuckin life dude. Background checks will show I admitted to DV even though I never layed a finger on her. Fuckin bitch got away with it and there's nothing I can do about , ever.
>>672774262
Britain
>>672769740
>You mean you're a boring, soft cunt? Everyone that has a story worth telling got in trouble as a lad.
Go fucking home. I've just never been stupid enough to get caught. I have plenty of stories nigger.
>>672775591
no wonder the charges sound funny
>>672774422
TRIPLE DUBS DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS
>>672775202
Was not an ex. I had no fucking desire to fuck this cunt she is gross as hell.
>>672775697
Kek
>>672769481
You still get up or did you pussy out?
>>672767830
That's exactly what I thought
Uh first time was 15, or maybe I was 16.
Was playing airsoft (all metal high fps guns, ghillie suits..)in a local nature trail area where we had played hundreds of times before. Locals knew and didn't mind. Some random person not from the area walked by, saw teenage boys with "assault rifles" going into the woods, heard gunshots (someone else was illegally hunting) and called cops. Come out of the woods and, oh, hello, four squad cars with weapons drawn and an ambulance down the street.
Wasn't terribly nervous or scared till after the fact when we realized how serious that could have gotten had one of us not dropped out guns immediately. Lulz.
Second time was 18. Gave a buddy .15g of bud at school, he got caught, ratted..rest is rock n roll history. Got off with diversion.
Last time was about 6 months ago. Cop "guessed" I was doing about 80 in a 40. Didn't clock me, catch up and speed match or anything. Just a random guess. Which is lulz, because I was actually doing 140. In a flat black car around midnight.
Charged with reckless driving.
i've been arrested like 10 times. i'm gonna try posting all the stories
>>672775832
He meant x as in a variable, not an ex relationship
>>672776316
lol Jesus Christ this should be good
White junky or a black I bet
>>672776316
One time I was with my friend (now deceased) and we went to this place with laser tag and a ferris wheel and videogames (indoorz) and we just walked in2 a laser tag game while it was happening without paying (we were high on weed)
later, i started driving the wrong way home and a cop pulled me over and smelled the pot we'd been smoking in the car
shit was so fucked up, i was 17 and my dad was pissed as fuck
>>672776481
Ayyy I noticed when reading over again, my bad.
17
Speeding 130mph in a 55
Had to do 100 hours of community service.
>>672776577
Kek
>>672776622
this other time, I didn't get arrested for this but it's a good story
i was driving around and slowing down to talk to people
this one bitch
"hey, what's the difference between dogs and beards?"
"grow up."-her
I say some shit and she starts running away!
I drive to this houz she ran to to appologize, her friends house
i get the cops called on me!
>>672767072
AND THERE UGLY AND HSAVE NO FRIENDS
>>672775476
And I wanna add if I don't find good work as fast as I want it I swear on my fuckin life I'll start black hatting and become a plug. Fuck me and find out what happens, America
>>672773465
so youre a cop? i do a lot of drugs. And drink underage. Fuck off.
>>672767265
N THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT N DOIDNT DO ANYTHING
>>672767265
N THEY SMELL LIKE POOP
>>672776622
thats soft. are all your stories this boring?
Never. I'm 50. Kill yourselves.
15
Friend wiggled a mailbox out of the ground then we drove around with it out the window slamming into other mailboxes with it. Also lit a shit ton of mailboxes on fire.
>>672767265
N UGLY N CANT GET ANY GUYS N IS NOT WORTH IRT T
>>672777240
that sounds fun
>>672769415
Nig. Seriosuly post your moms shit. I wanna fuck her life up.
>>672766358
>getting arrested
I got pulled over for the first time in my life a couple months ago for speeding (got a warning), which was my first run-in with the law ever, and I'm in my late 20s.
Not sure how bad of a fuck-up you have to be to get arrested.
>>672767265
N THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT N DIDNT DO TY YUDTTY DIDNT DO IT
i'm at summerfest and like 17 and somebody buys me two beers and i'm just standing there like fuck yea before these security guards grab me and drag me to this police station. i lie about my phone number but they're just gonna leave me there until i call my parents.
so my parents come to pick me up and my dad's car fucking runs out of gas!
and there's supposedly this bitch who fell off the back of a motorcycle and the guy driving was like "get up, we gotta get out of here" and the bitch wouldn't get up and the guy just ditched her
ended up walking like two miles to get gas with my mom
my dad was turning around in a driveway when it happened and that's why he was pissed i got arr-jpjp
alright on 2 the next story. this one i'm ashamed of
>>672767265
N YOUR DUMB
>>672775077
Felony since cop said I ran over the curn which makes it an accident and automatic felony.
First time getting a charge was 14 for use of pot. First time going to jail was 17 for an mip
>>672775077
You blew a .35 and the cops let you drive away?
so my little brother has this airsoft gun with a orange tip.
the fellas & i decide to drive with it and shoot nothing at ppl.
when i get home, the cops take me in
>>672767386
N HAS NOO UIIU
Quints coming
>>672777338
It was pretty fun. Only got caught for one of the ones we lit on fire haha. Also we got off easy because the cop wasnt a total dick and only gave us criminal mischeif, rather than arsen.
8
i was kind of in a relationship with this one girl, and got a restraining order and broke it and got arrested
>>672775476
What do you plan to do for money? Does this mean you will never be able to make decent money and live on your own? What are you expected to do? And then people wonder why so many are on welfare.
>>672778006
Nigger.
>>672777505
>arr-jpjp
then my friends and i smoked salvia and pot and then went egging.
my shoes were like totally unlaced and this guy chased me down and tackled me
then the cops bring me back to this other neighborhood where we egged this house years earlier and earlier that night
i had to clean both fuckin houses!
>>672766358
14
>me, my friend and his sister go to walmart
>the plan was to put a $300 pellet gun into a $50 pellet gun box
>i was the lookout at the end of the aisle
>dumb plan, i know
>loss protection guy blocks door
>police arrive
>we're all under arrested
They threw the book at us and charged us all with Engaging in Organized Criminal Behavior. Fucked my life up for the next 10 or 15 years. Very bad charge to have on your record when you are applying for your first job(s)
>>672775832
why the hell do you even care then
>>672778004
Story?
>>672767295
SJES UGLY N SMELL LIKE SHIT
>>672778166
I'm going to look for work in the IT field like I had planned for my career. If certifications and hard work doesn't pay off because of her, it's plan B
See >>672776919 for plan B.
Some states let you wipe ur record, Arizona doesn't. Fucking ultra conservative geriatrics all around me.
never been put under arrest, there was this once in Paris, France, I was 6, broke into a car, police stopped me, but there wasnt much they could do
on to some good ones
i hit my dad one time and went to jail but that's not the point of this story
the point is in milwaukee they wanted me to take a drug test for probation AND get drug counseling to make sure i wasn't addicted EVEN THOUGH I CAME UP CLEAN!
so i was pissed as fuck and i'm like in court "my lawyer fucked me""fucked me over" i really shouldn't have listened to her
i was addicted to prozac at the time, and they were going to just take me in for disrupting the court and making me do the time i wish i hadn't hit my dad and i try to take the whole bottle of prozac at once and they litterally taze me TWICE in front of my parents
>>672778254
you deserved it faggot, did he beat the shit out of you?
>>672777240
I want to be your friend. Sounds like Billy Madison lol.
>>672766358
Not really arrested, but me and my friends got lined up on a wall by the LCB for an hour outside the Mexican restaurant we were underage drinking at. We got cited, sent to court and then alcohol abuse class. Our friend Sam got arrested because she had warrants.
I was 20.9 years old.
>>672778425
When I was six, I was raped repeatedly by someone I was living with. He would force me to suck his penis and drink his piss. I attempted suicide in school when I was 8 because my parents found out what happened and they explained sex to me. That fucking blew my mind and I took my dad's belt and tried strangling myself. School cop took me into custody and I was sent into a psych ward hours later. Shit got worse there because I was repeatedly beat up.
>>672767265
THE UGLY FLAT CHEST WOMEN SMELL LIKE POOP N IS ANOOYING N SMELLL IKE SHIT N ISU GLY N TRY TO MAKE ME LOOK IO WAIO A WA AWA
>>672767265
N UGLY N THERE L N SMELL LIKE DOG POOP
>>672778371
Organized crime haha damn
>>672767295
N THERE LAME
>>672779069
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE KIDDY SHITPOSTER
>>672778380
$20,000
The fact that this chick is literally the epitome of degeneracy. Her 4 kids are all by different father's. She is pure white trash man. Believe me I would be doing society a literal favor.
But who knows maybe I will let it go. It happened almost 2 years ago.
>>672778643
I hear skilled trades are good, lots of those guys have records and you can make damn good money.
>>672778961 Holy hell. I bet you appreciate life more than most people, to survive that and still be here.
I shot the sheriff...
>>672778921
Funny thing is that people think you abuse, get drunk and shit when you are just drinking. Amerifags have a great alcohol problem
>>672766358
12 - destruction of property, lying to police
13 - drinking
14 - drinking/burglary (just drinking in a house being built)
15 - assault with a weapon
17 - open container
19 - open container, heroin
21 - destruction of property
I now have a good job and make good money. So, no matter how fucked up shit gets, stay in school or keep working hard and things can work out well in the end.
>>672779370
did you shoot the deputy?
>>672778380
And also when you get arrested for a felony and are sitting in jail with fucking felons knowing damn well you didn't do anything and the chick lies to police and gets off Scott free .... it really makes you angry man. Not justifying murder but holy fuck I am scared I might do it. It is honestly a weird feeling, knowing you have never hurt an animal or human being , but also knowing you want to end someone's life and you have the capability. It really makes me wonder if I am a giant piece of shit myself.
>>672779493
Do you have any felonies, though?
>>672778737
when i get released i take 600 mg of prozac at once and it doesn't do anything
i get into an argument with my mom and tried blackmailing her by taking her ipod and taking a picture of it right near the wheel of a car but the picture doesn't show up for her.
i lock her out of the house and she calls the police so i get in the car and ditch Milwaukee (her car)
i get to this gas station up north and i ask some people to report my credit card stolen in like an hour
they call the cops and then i'm in a high speed chase on the highway
i dodged a fucking tire popper thing
anyways
i ditch the car when i run out of gas
and start walking after i go into this resturaunt and ask if i can work for some food
some guy buys me a burger and a potatoe lol
i'm walking through the forest in the snow and come upon this electrical generator powering some construction machine
don't fuck with it
see this high wood lookout tower
climb up it see for days
keep walking, trying to get to canada
i actually ended up REALLY close to canada
hear a dog barking
he's tied to a tree outside a house
let him loose
he follows me
can't cross this river
he SHOWS ME HOW i kid u not he walks across this log and i do it too it was like some shit right out of disney
i get to this factory and hide for a while and decide to go in and tell them i'm wanted and they offer me some pizza
i wanted a ride from them cuz they had trucks
they called the cops on me without telling me
cop shows up
"face on the ground ass in the sky" he shouts while he shoots a random lady jp jp but he arrests me and i never find out what happened to the dog
>>672766358
>17 drugs
>than again two days later on seperate drug charges
>>672779290
I'll never do labor work. I may not have big arms but I have a big brain. Not big enough to skate these charges but big enough to never have to work with my hands.
>>672766358
holy fuck... who is this goddess and where can i see her naked?
>>672779493
that easily cost tax payers $100,000 dealing with your fucking ass.
>>672766358
Never arrested, but was detained a few times.
Most were boring traffic stops, but one was an illegal stop-and-frisk, based on some Chinese guy who barely spoke English calling the cops on me for no good reason. Was 24.
pulled my pants down and shat on lela star's desk jp jp
The first time I fell fowl of the law was when I 15 or 16 and was under arrested for stealing a chicken off a local farm.
I was charged with theft of chicken with intent to pluck
>>672779586
>It really makes me wonder if I am a giant piece of shit myself.
Nah, anytime anyone gets a taste of the criminal injustice system, they tend to lose it. It's normal. To what extent you allow yourself to be your own personal Batman, that's a different story.
>>672779586
man. please kill her. kill her kids first. just to fuck with her head. you owe it to yourself and to humanity.
kill her. for me anon. for me.
>>672779568
Nah, hes the one that under arrested me...
>>672779744
The heroin arrest was considered one. I hired a lawyer and had my record expunged.
then this other time i'm arrested for no fucking reason in santa monica and they release me like 5 miles away from the car i was living in
Never. I'm white.
>>672767265
UGLY AND FUCK THERE STORES
>>672766358
>11
>>672767427
Middle class white kid. Fought and ran. Never got shot. Fuck yeah for being white.
>>672769888
mods?
>>672779803
your stories are shit and your charges are soft. stop wasting your time posting this trash.
>>672779286
yeah whatever man. she's already getting punished by life with an unstable love life and it will only get worse for her overall over time. Life will make her pay by herself (or very unlikely but could lead to her becoming a better person).
So you don't have to do anything anyway. Just think about better people? move on and do sth you like
>>672780117
Ty man
>>672780125
I couldn't kill her kids. I am not a monster. Pretty sure I could smoke her and feel not so bad about it though. Mainly venting ITT I am not a killer. Fucking wish she would get hit by a bus that would be sweet.
>>672780253
and THAT's why, in addition to my hatred that i had to go to school like everybody ikik
i took down the flags at the federal courthouse in downtown la
and then a different day was going to take them down at the la county something across the street and ended up getting manhandled by a guard so i taught him a thing or two before he kicked my ass and i got arrested
>>672779927
Yea, but IT...Is that mostly with big companies? It's the larger companies that do background checks and are less likely to hire you. Smaller companies where you can actually speak face to face with the owner or manager and explain your situation are more likely to give you a shot. And with skilled trades you can often talk right to the owner of the company during the interview.
Also, if you were never convicted why would you need to put down the charge on the application? Can't you just not mention it.
>>672775666
No you don't.
https://youtu.be/obaDy_WGRFA
>>672780406
my dick is soft 4 u
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>>672766358
>First got under arrested
>>672769173
Why didn't you let your pet kangaroo fight them for you?
>>672780125
you should kill yourself. playing with a tortured man's feelings is as much as bad of an offense s what she did.
>>672766358
>under arrested?
>>672780471
Ty man. Good advice.
>>672780002
Fuck tax payers. Most are diabetic drunks and shitkickers who are about as interesting as a hot rat turd.
>Hurrr libruls! Muh tax dollarz!
I'll drink all night, fuck whores and collect my government money check that you earn for me, now get back to work you fucking cuck.
>>672769888
Trips = no b&
>>672769415
i'm sorry, but if this is even remotely true, then you and your dad are the biggest asshats in the country. with all the laws she broke, and the fact that you were a minor at the time, the idea that you would've ended up in juvie for 4 days and that you and your dad spent a year in sleeping bags means you are both absolutely inept idiots, or you're lying through your teeth. go fuck yourself.
>>672780524
Yep. The ceiling is permanently lowered but that doesn't mean I can't make a comfortable living.. I could work for startups until one pans out if I had to.
The fucked up tging is thr conviction isn't even relevant. People will check. And people will see my admittance of guilt.
>>672780663
It's /b/ I can handle it and he is partially right. I would be doing a favor to everyone a favor. But I am not a killer and fuck ending my life or prison. Appreciate you bro.
10 or 11, but that wasn't really an arrest since I was a minor and it was a minor crime. I guess officially at 17 for having a half a joint. Then the last time was 20 and that was serious shit. 13 years later and haven't had another incident.
i got arrested for singing too loud at a miley cyrus concert jp jp
>>672780191
Where it's easy to say you can turn your life around with a criminal record when you don't have a fucking felony.
>>672766358
18 nigger, got arrested because this dumb bitch at my old college purgered herself by saying i rammed her car. when found false she got fired lel. but the CPW charge stuck (i had a fucking knife)
>be me
>driving around houston
>high as a kite
>up to no good
>driving without insurance
>not paying attention
>doing whip its while driving
>rear end the fuck out of this car with two black chicks inside
>both cars totalled
>empty whip its all over the car
>weed, xanax, all kinds of shit on me
>after the wreck i immediately spring into action
>grab all the empties and other stuff
>put it all in back pack
>putting back pack in trunk just as cops show up
>i had an insurance card that showed my policy was good for another 60 days, even though i didn't pay and the policy had lapsed
>i walk away
>black girls in car leave the scene in an ambulance
>get threatening letters from their lawyer for months
>nothing ever comes of it
Mfw i didnt get under arrested that day
>>672781536
Hah they were black chick's so no harm done. Good job anon. Lay off the whip its.
14 years yung
found in possession of an illegal pepe
infinite lifetimes in guantanomo
>>672781536
I'm also a white male and it was like 10:00am so they didn't breathalyzer me. If they did i would have been under atrested for sure
>>672766358
11 but not actually under arrest. Then i got caught with meth when i was 18 and got put in a drug diversion program so no conviction.
That was nearly 15 years ago now. I wasn't a junkie just a silly white boy partying on weekends.
14
Possession/use of marijuana
>>672781826
>white male
Isn't it great? We can literally get away with murder. If one of those black girls died you likely still would have walked
b 14 years older than birth
caught in george w bush's wedding dress
a thousand lifetimes in guantanimo
>>672782119
14 YEARS? sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>672766358
>be me 17
>first week into senior year of high shcool
>hanging out with low-life crowd because be insecure fuck with few friends
>smoking dank and poppin' ecstasy helps the loneliness
>have car
>one night take low-life me be closest with to meet with random low-life's at some faggot's house to buy weed
>show up and walk in
>ask where faggot who lives at house is
>low-life's say "faggot be out of town and they be house sitting"
>"whatever fuck it" me thinks
>about to leave and hear pounding at the door
>low-life's start freaking out
>it's neighborhood watch
>apparently low-life's broke into faggots house and they were using it as a place to scale out a quarter lb
>have hit of ecstasy, sweet-ass bowl, and few flakes of weed in pocket
>stressed out though so don't think to pitch
>low-life's book it, but can't leave car
>8 squad cars, many cops
>cops grab me as me be trying to get in car
>search and destroy
>find stuff on me and prescription meds in a plastic bag in back of car
>had no idea they were there
>prosecutor wants to but me behind bars
>lawyer up, too strong
>year of probation on first time offender status
>faggot's family doesn't press charges for trespassing and breaking and entering
>life is ok now, have good friends and promising career potential
>learned how to avoid low-life's
>still learning to avoid retarded cumdumpsters
First went to jail at 18 years old on first degree drug sales charges (LSD) and second degree drug sales charges (MDMA)
shit was not cash did a year
>>672782368
Yeah I'm even white some dumb nigger snitched on me had under a gram
>>672781021
Yea, it fucking sucks. I'm in the same boat with the felony DUI even though there was no accident and no one was hurt, people will just see DUI - FELONY and assumed I was raging drunk through front lawns and taking out girl scouts like june bugs on my windshield. But I wasn't even fucking buzzed, I'd had 3 beers over 3 hours, I fucked up by not blowing. I plan on getting into plumbing and solar panel installation, it's hard work but decent money is to be made. Just hang in there, don't go rogue, we can do this. We just need someone to give us a chance.
>>672782886
dui is up there with murder for me
16 for stealing alcohol from a paki-mart. Almost got way with it though. Cops came up to me and my other two friends and took out bags and didn't find anything in them, and we told him there was a group of kids running up the road a few minutes earlier. He took off after the "other kids" and we booked it to my then girlfriends house. Hung out there till we thought the heat died down, left and were instantly arrested. Had the owners of the store there, so we couldn't lie about it. It was nice for me though, I talked to officers into letting me out of my handcuffs when we got there. Went to the vending machine and got some chips in the cop break-room thing. Good times. No charges though, thank god.
>>672782886
Believe me I don't want to give up on the system. It will be (probably) be a rough stressful life with plan B.
But if it means I get to eat good, smoke good, fuck good, I'll do what I have to do. We'll be nothing but fuckin stardust when we're gone.
>>672767830
when i go to call him nigger but /b/ros got me
>>672782981
And you probably do it all the time like most people you just don't get caught, kill yourself faggot.
>>672783672
i hope u die before u step in a car
>>672783672
do u not no wat morality and integrity r?
>>672766358
32 never been arrested.
>>672783718
As you drive drunk every weekend. Always the high horsies who have the most to hide.
>>672767265
wut
>>672783994
i have nothing to hide. ama
>>672784099
You break a law every day, faggot. How many litle boys have you touched
>>672784292
shut it
>>672771531
>becone an alcoholic
>not an alcohol
>>672767427
Because you're a pussy who probably doesn't do anything to even get arrested in the first place you fucking anchor fuck.
>>672784365
You're drunk right now, aren't you? Go drive drunk like you always do.
ITT a bunch of minors making up stories to appear cool.
HURRR IZ WENT TO JAILZ DERP IZ I COOOLZ NOWZ DURRRR
Faggots should at least timestamp some proof so if it's a good story we can appreciate it while knowing it's legit.
>be me
>be 22
>murdered an entire village
>went to prison
>made everybody there my bitch
That's right. I'm harder than all you pussies.
10
>>672784766
i'm drunk, but i'm not driving
>>672784868
At the moment. You have before and you will again, like most people.
>>672766358
L2words
>>672767265
Poo in loo
>>672772359
lmao first when 18 second 23 just did 90 days in jail
fuckit refused tests and got my license taken away for 3 years
my life is fucked but im alright with that for some reason
