Thoughts on smoking /b/? Love it? Hate it? Think it's a
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Thoughts on smoking /b/? Love it? Hate it? Think it's a waste of money?
>>672685783
vape is the future, fag.
>>672685783
Cancer
Pretty stupid, but hey if you want to pay money to slowly die then whatever. It's nice while drinking but that's really about it
>>672685871
Youre still addicted to nicotine and throwing money away
>>672685783
Enjoyable on occasion.
>>672685783
I dont personally care.
>>672685783
Yes
I smoked for 7 years, wasted a lot of money. Vaping got me to quit and save a shit load of money
>>672685783
used to like it, now its just a "habit" (read addiction)... turns out all that hype about nicotine being one of the most addictive drugs wasnt bullshit. who knew.
tried quitting a bunch of times. not there yet...
>>672686368
Bitch do you wanna slowly die while saving money for when you're dead?
>>672685783
I`m more of a Snus guy. It`s more comfortable, healthy (yeah i know nicotine n shit), less damage to my body with out smoke.
Imo there's no excuse for getting addicted to nicotine. I smoke cigarettes but maybe 2 cigs a week, and I never have any withdrawal symptoms of I miss a week or two. Moderation is key and if someone can't hold up that simple of moderation, they have a weak mind
>>672685783
Used to smoke. It was something to do and I enjoyed it, but I admit it was stupid, smelly, unhealthy and expensive.
Smoker here, i love it but hate it. Love to smoke but fuck cancer
>>672686455
>Enjoyable on occasion.
Fucking this. I don't understand how people blow through one or two packs a day. Half a pack gets me an entire month.
>>672686950
Lol 2 a week you don't even smoke bro
>>672686888
yeah, apart from the rotten teeth and mouth cancer, throat cancer, stomach cancer and bowel cancer.. yeah, dead healthy.
>>672685783
I mean, the people who are still dumb enough to do it will die, so I guess it's a good thing. It helps natural selection along.
>>672685783
I just quit 6 months ago cold turkey and I feel great. It's weird; I had forgotten what not being out of breath was like. Or just enjoying a stroll on the beach. I don't hate it, but I don't love it either. Waste of money; eh, hard to say. You always seem to have smoking money without going broke and it's not like the money has suddenly been piling up in my house since I quit. Smoking is just not a smart thing to do.
Ex smoker, miss it every day. Nothing felt cooler and more natural than smoking a cigarette. I don't miss the smell, nicotine, anything else. Just that act of smoking.
>>672687129
I know. Still helthyre then smoking tho.
Anyone else just lay in bed chain-smoking listening to a "feels" playlist while wondering what went wrong and why you feel so empty?
>>672687081
All I'm saying is it can be an occasional thing. Everyone, especially media, talks about you physically can't smoke anything less than a pack a day because of how addicting it is
>>672685783
I'll just tell you this.
Casual drinking - $25 a weekend
Smoking Cigs - $50 a week
I stopped smoking.
That gives me an extra $50 to fuck around with per week. I didn't really want anything the past few weeks and this weekend I'm renting a nice hotel in Boston for the weekend for me and the GF.
So much more intelligent. Also I basically stopped smoking out of spite because I feel morally wrong and fucking stupid getting addicted to something that doesn't even get me high and fat faggots in Manhattan get to drive Rolls Royce's and have sex with underage prostitutes on coke because of the money I give them.
>>672685783
All of that.
>>672686888
Trips of truth.
I'm an ex smoker who went snus. Then nicotine gum. Then cold turkey. That was 6-7 years ago.
I dont miss cigarettes. I still yearn for snus!
>>672686833
/thread
>>672687232
Wanna know a secret?
We all die.
>>672687232
oh look an immortal
Smoked for 15 years and switched to vaping.
Vaped for 8 months or so and then gave that up too.
I still miss the smell and flavor of a freshly lit cigarette, especially when drinking. That said, it's nice to know i'm no longer actively putting health at risk.
Sometimes a good Cigar on weekends.
>>672686950
1. we're differently predispositioned to addiction, genetically. something thats easy for you may be insanely difficult for others.
2. most of humanity has "weak minds". self-discipline is a very rare virtue... hence all the crap we have to put up with daily
im both. not an excuse, just an attempt at explanation - gonna get there eventually, but its quite a challenge for me... need to get me a non-smoking boyfriend for some motivation, heh
>>672685783
wasting money to get lung cancer. have fun
Smoked for about 7 years tryed to quit twice finally did it , haven't touched one 8 months feel better than ever. My advice don't ever start ever your not missing anything good. Plus you're just giving money to the assholes that run tobacco companies.
>>672687316
How long ago did you quit, bro? Hang in there. Day 3, week 3, and month 3 were the toughest speed bumps for me and I completely understand what you mean by, "just the act of smoking." On second thought, don't tell me how long ago you quite, it's irrelevant to your journey of health and well being; simply acknowledge how far you've made it and keep moving forward. Godspeed, anon!
>>672685783
Quit over 4 years ago, don't even remember what smoking felt like. Didn't feel like it back then, but yes it's a fucking waste of money, how could it not be.
I love it, hate it, and think it's a waste of money.
>>672686833
Kek
>>672685783
Smoked for 8 years, quit since the beginning of 2015. I liked it for the quick stress reduction it brought to me and or something to do when bored, but the latter made it a very costly addiction. I hated it for the smell, because it sticks to you and there's not much you can do about it.
Wouldn't recommend it. Being cold turkey for over a year and im still feeling withdrawals from time to time. Not a worthwhile addiction, keep it strictly social and bum off people if you must do it. *shrug*
Oh yeah forgot to mention cigarettes have chemicals desighned specifically decrease your will power. Sneaky marketing cunts.Quitting is hard at first but after a while it just gets easier and you get your will power back along with your health you just don't want them anymore.
>>672685783
I smoked a pack in the course of a week and I enjoyed it but I really don't see why guys are addicted to cigarettes
>>672687129
Let me guess, you take everything your parents as the absolute truth?
Nothing against smoking I actually like the smell of it fresh but I don't smoke myself. I'd rather spend money on other things
currently chewing a shit ton of gun to quit, i refuse to vape another thing to carry around. plus you look like a total faggot.
Enjoyable after eating a huge meal, like lunch or dinner
>>672686888
I like General White Portions but I'll stick with my Copenhagen Straight.
%100 pure bullshit. You can do a lot of great things instead of looking edgy with a stick that gives you pure cancer.
>>672688715
>gun
How does steel taste?
>>672688849
rough on the teeth tbh fam
>>672686950
Not sure if bait or in denial. Even at 2 cigarettes a week, you are addicted to nicotine and the withdrawal symptoms are what lead you to the next one, the next, and the one after that. That's what addiction is; addiction is not subject or limited to a specific, "frequency." It's not so much that more frequent smokers have a weak mind, you just sound more stubborn; but that's okay. Use that stubbornness to quit completely as you are closer than most. Let it go for about 3 weeks or so and you'll appreciate your will power that much more.
I stopped smoking when I married. Not by own will but because my stupid bitch of a wife never wanted to have sex or kiss me when I smelled like smoke. So I made a balance, sex or cigs.
All in all, it's a stupid habit. You're just hurting your body when you could be doing something useful, I mean if you fucking hate your life, you could at least kill yourself with some greater style, not by being a fucking fag.
>>672687923
Similar. Smoked for 20 years. Used Nicotine gum for a month. Been quit now for 5 years.
Smoking is a young persons game. If you're still at by the time you reach 30+ onward, then it's probably time to re-evaluate your priorities.
Now get off my lawn.
>>672688942
Kek
>>672688416
Well done mate keep up the good work. When I gave up it felt like a fog lifted off my mind and I was finally free.
>>672686833
hahahahahahahaha
>>672686048
Its a myth that smoking causes cancer.
So many have smoked since they were a young teen and are 80+ still alive.. but then my grandma died from lung damage from smoking so idk what to believe
>>672685783
I smoke when drinking with friends.
Firstly it's a nice social thing, there's always someone asking for a light outside a bar and works as a good ice breaker.
Secondly for me it enhances the drunk state and gives a nice buzz for a while so I can skip a couple of pints.
I've never touched a cigarette when sober.
>>672686799
Wow is it really that addictive?
I've never done drugs so when someone says something is addictive, I think about how addictive coca cola, kfc chicken and burger king burgers are for me kek
>>672687232
yeah, it only takes like 30-60 years to kill someone, really gonna help it along a LOT lmao. You are either 15, or fuckin retarded.
>>672687961
>>672685783
Smoking 20~25 cigs/day for almost 15 years now... Tried to quit once, best 4 months i remember. Tasty food, fresh air, way more sex desire and stamina, didnt cought for almost 30-40 daily routine...
We all want to stop smoking, we cant.
>>672689507
Seems harmless enough doesn't it. But it'll escalate. Before you know it, you'll be dependent on nicotine. Kick it early while it's easy.
Currently quitting. Had none since friday. Count on me.
>>672689530
If you can don't start it does so much damage to and your wallet , I've been there done that it's nasty shit made by greedy pricks. Some people get addicted easily too and if you're addicted to fast food easily stay away from smokes.
>>672685783
I smoke sometimes, mostly a social thing, when I'm home alone, I smoke this, or put it in a tea. (tea works better)
>>672685783
My lecturer tells us to always carry gum and cigs in your pocket when out working for a company because if someone asks people in general for a smoke or something, then you are there to save the day and they shall remember you for being the "nice giver".
Instead of smoking find a hobby or a passion , something to strive for in life and go get it.
>>672690156
well, it's true, and a good way to make friends. I made heaps doing that at parties. And after they shouted me jugs of beer, so he's not lying.
>>672690071
Well with fast food, if i eat it twice in a row i feel sick so i gotta balance a good diet. But i guess with nicotine u are entierely dependant on it i guess as how drugs are but then ive never done any.
>>672690156
mark the mint man is that you?
give a shout out to double mint dave for me hahaha
>>672685783
>Be me 2 years ago, be smoker
>Be on /b/ in a smoker thread
>Some anon, credits Allen Carr book as how he quit smoking
>Book called, The Easy Way to Stop Smoking
>Decide to give it a shot
>Find book on Amazon used for $4, put on list for later
>Find ebook on Google Books, $15 but free sample
>Start reading sample
>Pretty good book, but forgot how much I hate fucking reading
>Decide that either purchase would be a waste of money
>LIghtUpAnotherOne.exe Ahhh, flavour-country.
>One last effort, hit up the torrents
>Searching for book and I find an audio book instead
>This might actually work.
>Finished downloading on my shit-tier DSL in 15 minutes
>I put that audio book on my phone, iPod, USB stick and burnt it to 5 CDs
>Started listening to it on my ~10 minute commutes to and from work.
>Cool guy with a British accent, actually requires you to smoke while listening. M'kay, I'll bite.
>Finished book in like a month at my snail's pace.
>Put out final cigarette
>Never looked back
>I wish I could've thanked those anons that mentioned this book in that thread.
>>672687434
No, because normal people don't sit around feeling sorry for themselves. Enjoy cancer faggot
Never had urges.
Can smoke two packs a day or 1 every 3 months. Very casual
>>672685783
Quit cold turkey and stick only to herb, feel great. Fuck the haters, enjoy dying young and putting a hole in someone's life who needs you becuase you are to pussy to man up.
People who still pick up smoking are stupid. It sucks, you only get high the first few times but you fags will keep doing it. Now chew is where I could see people getting addicted. Chew feels great
>>672690716
>>672690147
try this, cheap af fuck and it's pretty wavey
>>672686048
Are you sure bro,link pls?
Need nicotine to fucking live
>>672685783
Waste of money. My friends smoke and buy a pack every day.
5 x 30 = 150 a month.
I'm human. I have bad habits. My bad habits suck also, but they aren't that expensive.
>>672690504
I've heard about this theory on how to quite forever: involves psychological thinking and listening to someone like you did and surprisingly it really works for many.
>>672690961
Pepe gonna die young
>>672689867
So far so good. I've been doing it for the last 5 years and think I got it under control, not a single cigarette while sober yet.
Usually smoke half a pack on a weekend I'm out drinking with friends, so a pack lasts 3 or 4 weeks.
Love smoking.
Get fucking mental if I try to quit though. Replacement nicotine does nothing.
>>672686455
When you don't get a nice nicotine rush each time you smoke you know you're smoking too much.
I smoke now and then, mostly when I'm drunk and sometimes when I have a really long day of lectures. Smoking alone only when exam session stress kicks in.
Started vaping and never had the urge to smoke regular again. It's cheaper (after purchase of starter kit) because there is a lot you can make yourself like liquids, hardware. And it's delicious. Don't try a ecigarete but a mod box with tank like kangertech subox mini and 3mg nicotine liquid.
>>672691546
And you don't smell like shit. Gf tells me I smell like candy haha
>>672689347
Kys
>>672688978
have you concidered that some people might smoke now and then because for example stress gets out of hand or just wanting to relax with a cigarette.
By your logic we are addicted to everything we do more than once.
>Love it
OP clearly never touched cigs lmao
>>672686398
>has never heard of 0 nic
>>672689530
Yes it'really that addictive
Grandpa was a heavy smoker, died of lung cancer at 67, uncle is a heavy smoker, great grandpa was a heavy smoker (died in auto accident though). Kinda think I have some kind of genetic affinity to tobacco (can't be sure ofcourse).
And yeah I get how shitty and stupid it is. Sometimes I wake up in the morning feeling pretty good, not picking up a single cigarette till like late afternoon, then a massive urge for a cig comes. Light up, smoke it, entire body feels like shit - weakness, dizzyness and general feel-bad feeling, sorta like a hangover. Can clearly feel the major difference before and after smoking. Still can't get myself to quit.
I almost quit smoking when my crazy girlfriend (now ex, sadly) told me to either quit it or she takes a cigarette and smokes as well. I quit like in 2 days and stayed like that for about 6 months. Then we broke up and I started again.
So yeah...
Wish I wouldn't have started
>>672687983
Well I was addicted to weed for a while in the sense that I wanted to stop but just still kept smoking everyday and getting more and more depressed. Yes addicted to weed... so I have a weak mind or have a pretty addicting personality right?
But nicotine... It's such a shitty drug that I don't get how you even get addicted to that.
>>672691998
Why even vape then faggot?
I was a chain smoker since i was 18, till i was 24, then switched to ecig inb4 fedora. Its just much better and cheaper. My house doesnt smell of tobacco smoke, car, clothes and hair too. I spend like 3$/week on liquids and i can switch the taste whenever i want. I recommend you guys do the same or quit it for good. Ita just not worth it
>>672688978
At two cigarettes a week you're addicted to the effects, not the substance. Nicotine tolerance develops and drops really, really fast.
>>672692320
>Gets addicted to weed
>Doesnt understand nicotine/smoking addiction
>>672685783
We are all going to die at some point. Enjoy what makes you happy
>>672692330
Cause it's a hobby you piece of shit but poor/lower class fags like you don't know what those are
It's a waste of money of course, but I do enjoy the act of smoking.
>>672685783
It's a good way for retards to reduce their life expectancy, without it we'd have to deal with their faggotry for far longer.
>>672692575
>inhaling smoke is my hobby
Out of all the interesting things one can do with one's time this is what you choose? Fucking plebs man.
>>672692782
Smoke=vapor.....?
You're fucking retarded
Fucking pleb
I enjoy it but the effects hit me too hard, always end up wanting to vomit
I work at B.A.T. (British American Tobacco).
AMA
(famous for brands as: Kent, Lucky Strike, Pall Mall and more)
My factory makes rolling tobacco (Roll Your Own)
>>672686950
That's what i said when i was 16 and started smoking occasionally, "I'm not addicted, I can quit when I want" but you don't, that's the thing.
>>672692575
>but poor/lower class fags like you don't know what those are
>implying
That shit doesnt even make sense.
And if u vape cuz its a hobby of urs, then youre just retarted.
>>672692913
Smoke, vapor, whatever you want to call it, it's a shitty pleb way to spend your time.
It is a luxury.
caltxkiek
>>672692419
You're half right. People sometimes relapse after several years of smoking. The cravings come and go, the physical addiction doesn't.
Lost my grandfather and an uncle to lung cancer and I have asthma, so I'm really not a fan.
So happy it's now illegal anywhere you can buy food/beverages where I live.
>>672692913
You do know that vaping includes smokes right?
Or you just suck a stick?
I dont like it but fuck did the tobacco companies make some good liveries
>>672685783
I quit because I like my vaporizer, but to an awkward fuck cigarettes can help. If you're walking around in public, busying yourself with a smoke can make you feel like a normie rather than someone walking around who doesn't belong anywhere. You also get approached by qt's if they need a smoke. I started smoking when I was working in a resteraunt because it was the only legit way to step away from work and the resteraunt and get a break. If you're not a smoker, you're just standing around like a cunt if you manage to get a break at all. If you smoke you can take as many breaks as you want so long as it's feasible. Cause you're smoking, doing 'something'
For some reason a boss will be cool with people taking ten smoke breaks a day but will flip their shit if you're taking just a normal break.
>>672692957
oh ye, I'm operator of the conditioning line. Forgot to mention that part.
>>672693375
Biliotti?
>>672693751
Noticed that too, its kinda funny.
Ofc nonsmokers sometimes get mad about this lol
>>672685783
Never smoked myself. Hate the smell, and I especially hate the stink that clings to smokers.
>>672691863
What i've found for most cannabis and cigarette smokers is that its a fight between Habit vs actual substance addiction.
In the case of meth, crack and heroin for example, the physiological mechanisms themselves are the main cause of addiction. With my ciggs and pot-primary friends, it was always the habit more than the physical. They would smoke during traffic, or after eating, and remembering the action was the actual trigger of addiction. Only the most hardcore of them would actually cite withdrawal symptoms such as headaches as actual reasons to go back to smoke.
MARIJUANA
>>672685783
I've tried smoking multiple times and never got the appeal of it other than a minute-or-so-long buzz? Plus it tastes disgusting and clings to you. Weed is alright for me though.
>>672691546
Oh man, I've got a kangertech 60 watt mod, shits the bomb but I would love to upgrade to the 200 watt model
>>672694109
Dont compare the herb with another drugs tho, but youre right.
Smoking is a habit and you get addicted to that, having that stick that you can put to your mouth etc.
But rarely people get additcted to cannabis.
>>672693375
Totally agree with you.
Hallo pachani
I use to hate on those vaping fags. Smoked for 5 years, cigars/cigs, turn to vaping after my cousin got me one.
All I can say is vaping has helped me I don't feel labored in breathing and can actually smell.
Yesterday tried to smoke a cigar and it felt, odd like I was forced to smoke to enjoy it. Now I'm sticking to vape.
>>672694681
>U dont get the buzz after smoking a while
>When u smoke long enough you lose sense of smell and taste so you dont notice that (Takes 1 to few weeks to get those back without smoking.)
>>672685783
It sucks imo
There's no point in it. I felt horrible the few times I did it. I don't feel sorry for the addicts.
>>672685783
I smoke pipe once a week and it's fantastic
I like smoking, although I don't do it often. I am very grateful though that my country banned smoking in restaurants and other indoor areas 15 years ago.
love it while drinking, love the social aspect on a night out. Good to pass time. Usually I smoke when travelling but never really at home. weirdly I don't get what I'd class as cravings.
I also have a bit of a fetish for guys who smoke. idk. Its sort of why I started in the first place. An excuse to stand with my crush. so pathetic
obviously a massive waste of money though.
I switched to vaping and got in way better shape, but sometimes I fucking miss my Turkish Golds.
Cigarettes of the gods.
>>672685783
I don't smoke, but people can do whatever the fuck they want, I don't understand people bitching about people smoking, that's their choice why do you care?
>>672685783
Smoking since i was 18, i'm 26 now and smoke one pack a day
I wish i never started tbh
>>672685783
Never smoked anything. I honestly think that is just a waste of money and it has no pros, only cons. It makes you smell bad, your breath stinks, you have a damn annoying cough, you can't run, if you can't smoke you get irritating and it costs you a lot of money. One friend of mine smokes and says that I'm rich because i can afford some good Pc. I showed him that if he'd quit smoking he could afford a PC in less than a year.
>>672695230
Pipefag here. I smoke two bowl a day. Not so much for the nicotine anymore but rather because it has turned in to a very pleasant routine. Also, a lot of my tobaccos gives a great room note so it makes my house smell like a classy old man.
>>672695025
I don't really get the vape hate. I guess there is a weird sect of tools who think of it as a "lifestyle" or identify with it in some kind of cringey way, but it doesn't affect anyone else. Let them have their stupid fixation.
In the meantime vaping doesn't fuck over my ability to run a mile.
Weed is healthier and gives a nicer buzz. Social aspect is also much nicer. Ciggs kill and are a waste of money!
>>672687129
Sweden here, not a single documented case of modern snus causing cancer. Also, it's tasty as fuck, just quit from economic causes though.
>>672695302
Well obviously you wont get any cravings if you smoke only on certain occasions.
>>672685783
i quited some monts ago, i have a good economic now and feel fantastic. no more bad smells that i so much enjoyed while smoke, no more addiction or need to do something every 10/20/30 minutes.
i quited by letting go of my "its not healthy" thing and was smoking chimney for about 1 month, then i did turn it down slowly over 2 weeks and ended up smoking only at parties and when i really really needed it which was with 1 week between 3 smokes.
i get 191.70$ monthly by saving the waste money on toxic waste.
i get the option not to be old and wanna live longer but can't because i fucked up my health when i was younger
i get to not support any fucked up companies/gov's
i get to be free of addiction and need
list goes on..
conclusion: the only good thing there is in smoking is that you meet more smoking retards like you self, [(viable editor choice) -replace and that you get to reward your addiction by adding more (toxic waste) to it -with ->]
and that you give your self a break from the constant pain you are in by adding more pain to your self.[<- this] yep this is very logical and simple, quit. but how? you do need to want to quit, and to do this you need to remind your self that you do want to quit, not constantly but offend, and gently. don't be mean to your self, be kind. [spoiler]profit?[/spoiler]
>>672695588
Autism
>>672695275
Ireland/UK?
>>672695489
What about the ppeople that smoke in public places, or when you're behind someone on a road?
>>672695588
I just buyed that 2 pipes for 10$
>>672695637
Weed isn't good if you have to drive in short periods of time or use heavy machinery at work.
>>672688758
Try to get some "Grov Lös" from Sweden, it's the best thing this county has produced.
>>672685783
It is justifiable, though you can't stop it once you made your decision. Of course if you really try you will stop, but you will never cease to want it.
>>672688570
Let me guess, you take everything the internet tells you as the absolute truth?
>>672695749
Very much so.
>>672695772
Sweden
Smoke tobacco in a pipe with a good book 10 times a month. Don't inhale because I don't want cancer, don't smoke all the time because I don't want cancer, don't smoke cigarettes because I don't want cancer. Smoke cigars on special occasions
>>672695715
What is snus?
>>672693020
Weak mind detected. Just quit after using so much snus that mosquitos litterally avoided me, several died when doing their thing.
dokha master race fag reporting.
>>672695721
Nah I smoked an average of 10 a day for almost a year. Also periods of staying with smoker mates for a few weeks at a time on a pack a day.
nothing. I'm glad though. To genuinely be able to say I can stop at any time.
>>672695740 me again
Tip: tell your self to take a break, saying you want to stop makes it harder if you fall in again.
Tip: think that you want to vomit every time you get the though of smoking, this will keep you away of thinking it would be joy able "just to take one more"
>>672694885
They're all drugs in the chemical sense, they just have different properties. Im a weed smoker, but after smoking every morning for almost 10 years now, I find it hard to quit because I just want to chill out before the day's bullshit rolls along, not because I NEED it oh shit im dying.
I had a girlfriend who used heroin though and if she didnt get her drugs, she'd get migraines, and pretty much not function.
>>672687434
>Smoking in their home
This just makes me so fucking mad.
>>672695853
>snusar inte ettan lös
>mfw
I'll be honest, I thought smoking would be largely dead by now.
Then again, I guess it's mostly poor/stupid people and those are never going away.
>>672695853
Odens is the boss, and they make Grov as bagsnus or only looseshit?
>>672696124
gubbsnus går aldrig hem, du är en relik från den gamla världen.
>>672696095
I had a gf once who could smoke like that without ever getting addicted. Blew my mind. KInda made me hate her a bit.
>>672696222
Loose, portion and white. The white one is not half as good as the lös, and I did snus 90% portion when I did.
>>672696229
Sieg heil, fitta.
>>672695993
what the picture is showing you fucking mong
think the smoking ban in pubs is ridiculous. I have to say. I can still recall that smoky pub smell from my childhood. I kinda miss it. Nothing worse than having to stand in the freezing cold too. Pure sucks the joy out of it.
>>672696147
This
Grandpa died of lung cancer because he smoked
Grandma smoked but quit
Now she can't say a sentence without coughing and she always complains all food tastes like shit
>>672696381
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ill smoke half a pack a day if im out of weed lol
>>672696434
Do you also miss your clothes smelling like death?
>>672692575
What? Vaping makes you feel socially more important? Are you delusional anon?
>>672696419
I see bags of tea arranged in circle. Is that it? They are smoking fucking tea? If I did know then I wouldn't ask, and you could have spent your time giving a fucking answer, rather than being autistic.
>>672696115
If you mean by that that every drug including canbis have some chemicals in them, then yes.
But cbis doesnt have nearly as strong ones and only thing is the quality of THC which isnt even added to it. Its more psychological feeling to "need" to smoke.
Good example with ur exgf, way harder effects if you both would have stopped at the same time.
think about it, you are paying someone for killing you, this is not a coincidence. they are making millions from killing people.
>>672696760
15 year old detected.
Enjoy your ban, kiddo.
>fag: how long you smoked?
>smoking fag: 40 years
>fag *calculates wasted money*
>smoking fag: y?
>fag: you could have bought a sports car
>smoking fag: wheres your sports car fag?
>>672696760
You could google the fucking picture instead of being a basic bitch.
It's tobacco mixed with sodium hydrochloride which enters through your lip and makes you nicotine. It's relatively safe, as it has not ever caused cancer.
>>672696571
Oh boohoo, maybe wash your clothes once in a while you dirty nigger.
>>672696434
Most places atleast here have smoking areas/rooms inside but if its packed with people with little to no ventilation, then its just better to go out to get fresh air anyway.
And little cold never hurt anybody, man up.
>>672696900
>kiddo
get those 2012 memes outta here ewwwww
>>672696760
Nice b8 faggot, takes 2 seconds to google something instead making yourself look like an idiot.
>>672697014
Thank you, a fucking answer.
>>672689347
How fucking retarded are you.
I will try to explain this so you can maybe grasp the concept of cancer.
Imagine there's a relatively busy street. You then take a group of 10000 blind children and sent them running across that street, every day. Now about 1 a day gets hit. After about 15 years half of the the kids, now probably adults, are dead.
What you are saying is the equivalent of me saying it's completely risk free to run across that street without looking, because half are still alive.
But then again, forget what i said, smoke, and clear the genepool of your retarded self
>>672687803
Yeah so lets just all go play in traffic.
>>672697018
>fresh air
>smoking
anyway. Not a lot of places have smoking rooms here in scotland. At least not the places I go. The hostel I stayed at in Amsterdam had a lovely smoking room. (weed and tobacco) didn't smell or anything. How it should be done if at all.
>>672687803
Then why bothering to be born? We are going to die anyway.
>>672697018
>Oh boohoo, maybe wash your clothes once in a while you dirty nigger.
Do you change your clothes every time you smoke to avoid smelling like an ash tray all the time?
Quit smoking about a year ago; best decision of my life. About a month later, my gf quit too. She's relapsed about 6 times now having gone back and forth from nicotine gum, the patch and cold turkey. Meanwhile, I've started running 10k and scheduled my first half marathon this summer and full marathon next year. She absolutely hates me and contemplate relapsing at least three times per week to save our relationship. Best worst decision I ever made.
>>672695968
This, also a good cup of brewed coffee with a nice aromatic is like heaven.
>>672690147
damania tastes like shit and doesnt do anything for me
>>672698230
takes a lot more than one cig smokes outside to actually stink of it. Similarly it takes an extended period of heavy smoking in a fabric heavy room for it to actually stick.
you sound like a whiney little bitch who'd make a fuss anyway though
>>672685783
i think its like super duper illogical to smoke.
but each to his own if he wanna support jew companies, waste money and decrease lifespan then sure go ahead, im gonna have fun shitposting without you
>>672689530
Quitting was one of the hardest things I ever did. Took a ton of tries and months of being badgered about it. When I finally did the withdrawals were pretty awful. It was about three months of feeling antsy and being so irritable that something as minor as saying "hi" with the wrong inflection could set me off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZXf5NdYf8
>>672698730
You sound like someone who's lost their sense of smell :)
>>672698181
Oh look a special snowflake who choose to be born
>>672690504
You still have a link to that torrent my sir?
>>672685783
nothing that makes you happy is a waste of money, man
>>672688818
>pure cancer
kek
Ive smoked going on 9 years. I've worked in resturants for 7 of them. Until I was 19 you could still smoke inside of waffle house, bowling alleys, most bars and since I couldn't drink I'd just smoke. Also, cigs in 2008, in NC were like 3 dollars a pack. Shit, theyre still only around 6 dollars for premium cigs.
I go months at a time without smoking. Tried vaping, but that just made my throat hurt and it's a waste of money where I live.
The worst thing about quitting cigarettes is asking other people for cigarttes. I literally have bought packs of cigarettes so I wouldn't have to ask anyone for one, mostly before going to a casino, bar or work.
Anyways, I use cigarettes as a prop. I used to enjoy them more but ever since they changed the FSC the taste has been off.
Examples
>excuse to step away from a poker tables
you can't smoke at a poker table. That's a fucking rule but it's a great excuse to get away, focus, do whatever and come back a clown those fucks. I take a break every 30 minutes or so sometimes, especially if I'm winning because it fucks with people.
Smoke at work.
Everyone should smoke at work.
You literally get away with not working if you have a cigarette in one hand.
That's about it although for me smoking while driving is/was my favorite activity.
Honestly, I'm 26 now and I get embarrassed when someone sees me smoking so try not to.
Unless I'm in a casino. I don't drink in casinos so fuck you I'm smoking.
>>672701579
No. But easy to find. Allen Carr. The Easy Way to Stop Smoking
Godspeed, anon.
>>672689736
Did the same. Patches work. Get good medical tape too
>>672685783
i love it, hate it and its a waste of money
I love a drunk cigarette.
And on a very rare occasion I will smoke alone, because of stress, anxiety, or just feeling like it.
Camel Crush Menthol, but really most cigarettes are similar to me.
>>672690437
Kek
>>672687129
And sitting in the basement, eating Cheetos and chugging Mtn. Dew is the pinnacle of health.
Currently quitting, haven't smoked in a week but I still get those cravings. To replace cigarettes I've started going out more, getting some fresh air. I've realised immediately that my breathing is suddenly on point again, also things taste better. I am worried I might relapse if I drink alcohol so I'm trying to avoid that for now, but I will eventually have to go out and socialize so I don't know maybe I'll just become one of those people that smoke when drunk, or maybe I won't relapse hopefully.
>>672690437
>I'm le oldfag XDXDXDXD
Only do it whilst drinking really, however I will occasionally have one when I'm not.
>>672685783
>smoked 6 Years
>stopped, dindn't smoke now for more than a year
>feelsgoodman
>Smelling is alot better
>your not smelling like cigarretes
>your fingers dont smell like cigarretes
>realize how dumb people are for putting money into stuff that kills them and reduces their livequality
>realize that vaporizers are even more dumb because they don't give you taht cigarrete feel and just substitute you on the nicotin, so people who use them giving me the message, Hey there im too dumb to quit smoking, so im just gonna take the nicotin in, which is also unhealty.
>mfw the politicans want to keep people stupid so they kill them off themselfes, and only the smart ones survive to create an Utopia of smart and mentally stable people who can suppress their "drives" properly to not harm anyone. MFW they want to create a civilization like in startrek.
My fetish is the smoking fetish with women, but it's a fantasy. My wife does not & will never smoke; I think there's nothing more disgusting than a dude smoking and my deal is for hot women to smoke almost as a prop, like lipstick, wethair, lingerie, etc. In real life I hate the way it smells, gets in your hair & clothes if you're around someone smoking, etc... Have never tried never will, it's just chicks only and mainly a fantasy (porn, hotty on the street, etc)
>>672703675
This fetish has been implanted in your head by media obviously. If you look at some Animes or olde rmovies They often used smoking women when there happened a sexual scene and/or to sexualize her.
>>672689347
it's called luck or good genes, you stupid fuck. Do you not realize the risks you are taking for smoking? You're damaging your lungs, your gums, your teeth, your brain cells for inhaling that obnoxious smoke, etc. You really are the dumbest shit on /b/.
>>672704045
Actually implanted by MILF who blew me while smoking when I was in high school. But hey, video games, Hollywood, media is to blame for everything right?
>>672696123
Why?
Ep1c102:dude my sister put a vacuum on my dick and turned it on than it got stuck on my balls and one ripped out and she ate it and the other one is hanging out.im scared it hurts every time I walk.but it's fine cause I can use the scrotum as a blanket.
>>672704309
Because it FUNKS junior! That shit reeks indoors. My parents smoked in the house when I was a kid and it was miserable! Fucking stench everywhere hours after they split somewhere.
And to the good who list his sense if smell obviously, when someone outside is smoking too close to my front door that shit stays in the house for hours! Dumb bitch...
I don't mind it. It helps my stress so it's either this or a bullet to the head.
>>672704283
That doesnt make sense and thats not how it works. You don't get it. There is a genocide against stupid people happening, and only the smart ones can see it. Its like natural selection kek. Thats what the 2nd World War was for... the stupid ones followed hitler into war, the smart ones deserted. Same goes for WW1. The plan was to reduce the Stupid people into an acceptable and controllable amount so they can establish the genocide modell capitalism, especially in the US. Making people to work for unnecessary things, just to keep em busy. In reality food can be produced by a few. Not everyone ahs to work anymore. And the stupid ones in the US keep pushing themselfes more and more for no reason. Its sick whats going on. And only few realize it... hell if i talk about it people won't believe me... but there are many people who think like me, believe me ;)
>>672704918
Nigga get help.
>>672705149
im typing this form a mental hospital
>>672685783
Used to do it, stopped, felt better, stopped coughing in the morning, had extra £40 a week to myself. That's my experience.
>>672705431
same for me
Anyone want a CUM TRIBUTE?
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I smoked for 25 years. A pack a day for about 10 of those years. I had to quit a few years ago cuz I have COPD and early emphesema. I have to use an inhaler twice a day or I feel like I am drowning. I have nasty coughing fits all the time. I can't climb a flight of stairs without feeling light headed. Soon I will have to use an oxygen tank to breath. I am 48. Just don't smoke assholes. It's not worth it.
I smoke a pack a day, yellow Camel. Faggots in Czech rep. just raised price again, today I had to buy cheaper cigs. Really considering snuff / snus. I got to the point when you just can't stop using nikotin, and I hate it. Don't smoke assholes.
>>672706675
There is no such point. You can always quit, you just try to persuade yourself since your addicted so you stay addicted.
inb4 just die on cancer faggot
>>672704918
>>672690504
Underrated post. You are doing good work by posting this. I will look that up when I get home in the morning.
>>672687520
this.
>>672689347
Yeah that was before they added some many chemicals to the tabacco.
It gives poor idiots cancer. What's not to like?
>>672687520
>Casual drinking - $25 a weekend
>Smoking Cigs - $50 a week
Not even smoking, but if you need that 50$ a week to save up for shit, you are doing something wrong.
>>672687520
>I feel morally wrong and fucking stupid getting addicted to something that doesn't even get me high
Pretty much the reason I don't smoke.
>>672706903
I'm so addicted I don't really want to quit, even if that means I'll have cancer. I'm fresh 18, started smoking a pack a day at 16, now I can't even satisfy my need for nikotin with normal cigs. I am weak and I don't want to quit, at least not now, it helps me when I'm depressed. I keep telling myself it will be better when summer comes. Well, we will see.
>>672707589
Says the guy who needs weed to be happy ;)
>>672686833
i'd rather hitchhike eat expensive food and pay hookers but hey, keep smoking and telling you its ok.
>>672707698
Cringe thread?? This is classic content
>>672690504
>Carr
One of those people that can only quit by bitching and preaching to others for the rest of their lives.
>>672708014
Yeah, I'm lost case
>>672707702
Who said anything about weed?
>>672707702
Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't weed also need to be smoked?
>>672708122
you just did with that post kek
>>672708176
No, actually, there are other ways
smoker here
incredible waste of money and health
but fuck does it feel good with a drink
>>672708224
I think the cigar smoke is killing off whatever small amount of brain cells you have.
>>672708280
this
>>672708309
haha
>>672685783
It's stupid to smoke, but it is very enjoyable
Rollies and cigars only
Major waste of money, that's why i mostly vape and buy tobacco / cigars for special occasions and when i especially feel like it
>>672708280
>but fuck does it feel good with a drink
That's the only time I ever grab a smoke or two.
Cigarettes should also be sold in packs of 5 for the people who only really way a few cigarettes for their beer and maybe one the next morning.
Seriously I quit smoking regularly but everytime I get drunk I go buy a pack and the next morning find like 3-4 missing and then it goes untouched until the next time I drink and usually then I'll just forget about it all together and go drunkenly get another pack.
>>672708543
I'm hoping to switch over to vaping for day to day shit since I've cut my weekend outings due to work n shit
>>672685783
It's natural selection in physical form. Let the morons slowly kill themselves.
>>672685783
love it
price???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uk8lemnudE
>>672708023
Easy there, junior. The adults are talking.
>Be hardcore edgy non smoker till 17
>Party a lot with friends who smoke
>new years eve rolls around
>drunk as fuck
>edgy friends gets me to smoke a cig
>smoke 2 packs that night just because it looks cool and makes me feel like a badass
>wake up next day with ~10 cigs in my pocket
>smoke one almost every night for the next weeks
>suddenly friday, no more cigs, nothing to do
>buy pack
>smoke two cigs
>feels fukcing great
>oh no
>smoke a pack a day for the next 12 years
Quit exactly 109 days ago and still got the cravings. Don't underestimate the power of nicotine. Really, that shit gets to you quicker than you think.
>>672709420
4€ here
>>672709420
about a tenner here in ireland
switched over to rollies because of it, but if they ever bumped the price up to that amount I might just give a decent effort to quit or vape
>>672688978
So if you eat a cheeseburger and then later that week when you're hungry you eat another, is this addiction or just the body seeking pleasure?
>>672685783
I love to smoke cigarettes.
I hate that I love smoking cigarettes.
I think that it's a huge waste of money.
>>672709534
I've heard people had cravings for years after. Stay strong mate. I know in the back of my head I'll regret it but it's a fucking cunt to quit.
I wish there was something you could smoke that didn't have all the fucked up properties of bacci, some sort of substitute made out of some totally natural casual ass leaf or grass or herb or whatever, I'd happily smoke something like that instead of tobacco
>>672709420
almost $4
>>672709586
hahaha $2
>>672709728
Change your perception, bro. No one loves smoking cigarettes. Your body becomes addicted to the nicotine and changes your chemistry and subsequent mindset to believe that you actually enjoy it so that your body can seek out, obtain and take in the nicotine drug. Break this cycle and be cured. Smoking is a trap.
>>672685783
I smoked two packs a day for over a decade, then decided to quit. I haven't had a cigarette in over 5 years now, and my health has improved.
>>672709878
>fucked up properties
like what?
smoking about anything is unhealthy as hell, you know
>>672709786
Cravings aren't that big a deal, they're just long lasting. It's basically gets wired into your brain but it's the same as wanting to be lazy and quit your job or throw yourself at an attractive woman.
Early retirement plan for me...
Been working my ass off for 6 years now...
>working like a nigger for my room &board
>coal burning stove, no natural gas
>If that ain't country
>I'll kiss your ass
http://www.ibtimes.com/price-cigarettes-how-much-does-pack-marlboros-cost-every-country-map-1553992
bullshit
>>672710214
Aye I can imagine, but it was better before starting where having even a minuscule craving for smoking didn't even exist in my psyche.
>>672710116
Not him but I like cigarettes because I used to always smoke one with my friend before he went home.
>>672709668
The first cheeseburger that I ever had was absolutely delicious. The first several cigarettes that I ever had were disgusting. If cheeseburgers were disgusting in taste at first, but suddenly tolerable and enjoyable despite being filthy, then yes, that'd be addiction. Inb4 cheeseburgers are garbage, you know what I mean and it was your stupid analogy.
>>672709878
>>672710187
uh dont they add just about every carcinogen and pesticide they can find to commercial ciggies? I've got some virginia gold seeds on the way, gonna grow muh ecologic tobacco. finest weed in the southfarthing
I wouldn't be able to smoke as much weed if I did smoke cigarettes... Soo like yeah
>>672710187
Some thing much less so than others though
Tobacco is full of all sorts of crazy shit
Smoked since I was 14, 2 packs a day.
26yo now, quit 5 days ago.
I don't know if I'm going to make it...
>>672710664
No one likes cigarettes either.
>>672710862
Well, you can. You should buy snuff, and always when you feel need to smoke, bomb your nose with that shit. You will probably cry every time, but don't worry, that makes you stronger
>>672710714
Cigarettes make you feel good and so does a cheeseburger. Both are a substance you consciously consumed into your body for a desired effect.
>>672711397
I smoke but that shit definitely doesn't make me feel good, feels like shit
Love smoking, wish it wasn't killing me though, that sucks.
>>672710862
Get weed and a cheap water pipe. It helps ease nicotine withdrawal side effects, THC dilates the broncial tree, and water filters out water soluble particles in the smoke.
>>672712108
Carefully with those clever words junkey
>>672711723
And if you eat too many cheeseburgers you feel like shit too and eventually develop health problems. First cig in the day usually feels pretty nice.
