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how do you like germans? ever been to germany? what was it like? how are german women?

GERMANY THREAD!!!!!!!
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>>672676733
Germans ain't got shit on Finns.
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>>672676947
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I am German ask me anything
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>>672676733
I am german

>how are german women?
"Alles Schlampen außer Mutti" in my experience.
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>>672677165
*Fotzen
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Good beer.
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>>672677165
Maybe you're the problem
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>>672677070
Is Hitler your hero?
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>>672677373
I'm here so yes maybe.
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i love german girls
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German girls are great.
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my german girl
big boobs at young ages
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>>672678065
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>>672678065
>chinese shit
>german
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Germans are one of the few races that hold their fat nicely. Quite often see fairly thick German girls with a stunning figure.
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>>672677702
Edgelord much?
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Americunt here.
Took a road trip. Got to see Koln, Bremen, Berlin, Neunschwanstein, and Munchen. I thought Germany was breddy gud. I do want to go again.
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>>672676733
i grew up in the mid-western part of germany and all i ever wanted was to leave this place.
i´ve been migrating to the netherlands because germans are bourgeois and boring.
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>>672676733
Canadian here:

>Go to Berlin
>3.5 million ppl
>1.5 million of them are mudslimes
>Germany changes its name to Cuckmany
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>>672678065
Hat sie instagram?
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>have friend in Germany
>fly there
>bang.jpg
>good times
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>>672678169
no chinese
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>>672678367
irma_trvc
bitte poste ihre bilder
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Better save these pictures, 2 generation and every one will look like Arabs.

No more blonds
No more red heads
No blue eyes
No green eyes

Nothing but brown.
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>>672677070
OP here, what are the german people like? i know you cant generalize a whole nation of people but if you could try...
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>>672678358
oef you better stfu son, 1 in 10 is nigger or sandnigger in Canada , GG
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>>672678110
those are some FAT TITTAYYYS
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>>672678818
boring?
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>>672678888
Quads don't lie
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>>672678959
if you would know her age bro
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>>672676733
My mom is from hamburg so ive been several times and still do go as i have family there but most of them are grubs and that surprised me as my mom is literally a nazi when it comes to clean and proper.

All the good genetics and people left in the 50s and 60s
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>>672679114
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Heil mein Fuhrer.
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>>672679146
how old anon

16
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>>672679521
yes
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>>672679521
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>>672679432
>>672679568
will germany really be all brown people? do white women even find arabs and shit attractive?

also whats the age of consent in germany?
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>>672679607
fucking hell, thats your german girl? or just a german girl
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>>672679687
>do white women even find arabs and shit attractive?

women are stupid, everywhere
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>>672676733

Never been to Germany, but word on the street is the women there love foreign men. Story goes that German men are very selfish in bed.
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>>672676733
germany was nice before the fucking east germans invaded.
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>>672679775
mine
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>>672678818
Most of the germans are arrogant, specially the girls. A nation of hypocrit worldsaviors. In their heads they think they were the smartest people on earth. I really hate my country.
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i wanna marry a german woman
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>>672676947
>>672676977
nobody cares
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went to Berlin about 4 years ago, mostly only saw

>sandniggers
>niggers
>East European beggars
>tourists
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>>672679903
How do you call someone a faggot in german?
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>>672680165
schwuchtel
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>>672680165
"Schwuchtel"
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>>672680165
>faggot in german

Schwuchtel
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>>672680104
Cared enough to reply. CHECK MATE FAGGOT
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>>672680165
schwuchtel
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>>672680223
>>672680242
>>672680309
translated to queen. How is it pronounced?
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>>672678888
>quads
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>>672679114
Kek
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>>672678743
I'll have 'em all gassed
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>>672679229
THIS BITCH IS A DISGRACE!
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>>672678818
Another German here: most of us have a bad sense of humor. I also hate my country
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>>672679687
It's about as serious as the American population becoming niggers...
18 for over 18 y/o people
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>>672678341
>because germans are bourgeois and boring
Why the hell are you coming to our country than? You dun goofed bro.
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>>672680601
Schnauze du volksverräter bring dich doch um!
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>>672678110
Show us those glorious tits
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>>672679903
I must have missed, probably was to busy with people trying to tell, Me I was responsible for ww2
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>>672680383
Use google translator to listen to it
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>>672679872
keep up the good work anon, im working on my german now and plan to take a trip when I can afford. hell i'd move there if it was a good fit
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>>672680932
where are you from and why do you want to move?
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>>672680346
that throat thing sounds gay as heck nigga
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>>672679960
The one on the left looks like Angela Merkel.
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>>672680766
No. I learned in school that i am responsible for ww2 and ww1. And maybe for the hungry africans.
>>672680679
Geh doch dem Ali einen blasen du pseudostolzer Vogel.
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>>672681202
Holy shit it does!
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>>672680932
i'm from washington DC, and just to change it up i suppose. no reason to stay in one country
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>>672681202
Well done sherlock. Also check my dubs.
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>>672681202
how dumb are you?
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They do quadra-anal and other animal -pedo perversions!

any structured society has to release (re Japan
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>>672681148
>>672681338
accidentally myself
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>>672680455
isnt the board getting hot as fuck ?
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>>672679432
England
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>>672680633
it's 16 for over 18y/o
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>>672679687
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>>672679687
>>672680633
nope
14 if you have the consent of the parents and otherwise everything above 16 is fair game.
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>>672681148
are you in germany now? OP from dc here
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>>672677403
no, but he has shown us our true potential
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>>672680383
If you cant speak German it will sound stupid and everyone will laugh at you.
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>>672681916
Hurensohn sounds much better
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>>672676733
don't really like muslim countries
not planning to go there in the foreseeable future
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>>672680679
>Volksverräter
Vergiss nicht heute zu deiner Montagsdemo zu gehen
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>>672682018
And its easier to pronounce I guess
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German is the only fucking sane country in europe. And that's a god damn shame if you realize how fucked up germany ist (how bad are the others..). The number of nazis is increasing like in every nation accross the world. The number of stupid people here is too much to handle. The bureaucracy (whatever its called) drives you mad..

But then again, we have the best beer (together with belgium), our girls are not that bad (we're not sweden, but hey), we have a quite beautiful countryside and we have money and security.

I still hate most of germany (except munich.. Munich is fucking perfect)
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>>672682142
It will sound good with english/american accent.
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>>672682281
t. achmed mohammed
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>>672682281
Stuttgart dude. Baden Württemberg is the only good place here.
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>>672680769
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>>672681202

it is Merkel
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>>672681287
So, being taught that you're responsible for huge amount of violence in the world somehow led you to believe the average German thinks, he saved the world?
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Dutchfag here, have lived in germany for several years (near dutch border)

1. Many woman are overweight, there are slim hot ones like any country, but i really think the weight issue brings that number down.

2. Fuk german work-mentality. I'd honestly rather work with the dope-ass Poles. (russians at work are hell though)

4. Germans are strict with the rules. If you drive on the opposite bikelane they wont give you space, there once was a guy who called me about a name on a letter was visible in one of my garbage bags outside and that i should rip of the name. And there was this time when i was burning some shit in my garden and some random dude jumped over the fence and started putting out the fire with MY waterhose, in MY garden, while telling me he used to be a fireman. I was pretty baffled and just let it happen, the guy kept spraying water 10 minutes after the fire was put out.

3. Overall im proud they are our neighbours. Im just pointing out the negatives cuz thats fun to read.

4. Yes its true, germans are not funny.
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>>672682281
>except munich.. Munich is fucking perfect
you fucking retard. I'm coming to the south and gonna whoop your ass bavaria faggot.
grettings from a superior Bundesland
>every single one
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>>672682781
> live in France in the country
> everyday in fall a different assholes is burning leaves in his yard
> smell and smog draws over entire village and more
I really enjoy that's it illegal in Germany.
Apart from the whole pollution factor, considering that they burn all kinds of shit.
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>>672681849
yes i am. i said it was boring earlier
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>>672677702
top kek
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>>672682689
No 98% of the people here know: Hitler was bad mkay. But im very proud of the generations before mine. They would die for their land and do everything to protect it and save it population. Its such a shame to see nearly everybody now 'refugees welcome' and 'moshees on every corner'.
Sorry but that was good. I mean you checked the soldiers of the third reich. Well i mean they was incredible.
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>>672683324
So you're pro Nazi, figures that you think the past was better.
But I still don't get, aren't you >>672679903 ?
If so where does the world Savior complex fit in?
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>>672682611
I am from stuttgart (well more like heilbronn, but still). Although we are the best and most superior bundesland, I don't like Suggytown that much.

>>672682802
Read above. I'm proud to be schwabe. What bundesland are you from? Still munich is the best city. Munich isn't bavaria just as leipzig isn't saxony. They may be officially, but those cities are better than their fuckin trash tier bundesland
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>>672680679
Kek
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>>672676733
Expat here, living in Berlin the past 6 months
I've been in a couple of villages in Brandenburg and Rostock, these have really shit ass boring stereotypical Germans, and in rarer cases you hear about Nazis. There seems to be more in the villages. Berlin is a sweet city, Germans are better here but still mostly shit.

The stereotypes are true, not funny, very punctual, mostly play by the rules and don't take risks, cold, logical, find it hard to get out of their heads and be emotionally vulnerable, bad conversationalists. There's probably more Germans in Berlin that break that stereotype thank god. I find foreigners here more interesting probably because they were confident enough to leave their country.

German men are mostly pussies, so the women have become more masculine. I've been on many dates, banged a few grills and had a gf for 2 months. Not the greatest sample size but I've learned much about their dating culture. Yes they're thinner, more blonde, larger tits, dress better. No they're aren't crazy maniacs in bed. They actually seem very closed with their sexuality. German coldness...

German guys have no game and rarely approach girls, talking to strangers isn't common, women are raised in a world where they don't have men picking them up, therefore little experience in the whole sensuality of romance. Because they're so disconnected from themself, it's difficult for them to release to you, let you lead them to bed, in a relationship etc. It's a really slow dating culture, chicks mostly date guys in their social circle and remain in that circle for their life, because talking to new people is weird...

German girls - pretty to look at.

You'll save money, find more attractive girls, have an easier time, and meet girls with better personality in eastern Europe. I know from experience.
>pic is some chick i dated. Fucking boring, my foreign mates agree.
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>>672683586
Dont get me wrong. Hitler was a monster. But the people who fight in the war, was proud and strong. Today most people think everythings get better if all corners be erased, and all people where buddys till the end of time. Sorry my english sucks, too much beer. Well ok thats stereotype.
>>672683631
Komme aus der nähe von sindelfingen falls dir das was sagt.
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>>672680594

Scandinavian master race, not german.
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>>672684410
Klar! Schöne ecke ;) Ich wohne leider z.Z. in Magdeburg, bin aber froh wenn ich hier rauskomm >.<
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>>672684784
Ja geht schon, aber nur im Würmtal. Sindelfingen an sich ist eher so: meeh.
Magdeburg muss ja furchtbar sein.
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>>672684930
>Magdeburg muss ja furchtbar sein.

Wie kommst du darauf?
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Some german girl anon posted before....
Maybe he is lurking....
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I have many German friends and they are great people. Smart, funny and very friendly. The women can be very, very sexual, without ever taking a stitch of clothing off!
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Deutsche fraulein sind schöne
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>>672685042
Ein Freund musste dort auch mal über 3 Monate hinweg dort verharren. Letztenendes eine laut Aussage diesem, ein äußerst trister und kalter Ort, welcher seinen dionysischen Geist vor allzu langer Zeit verlor.
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>>672681738
why is she a dumb bithc?
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>>672684263
thanks a lot for tis anon
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>>672685295
>dionysischer Geist
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>>672685496
Because she bred with the male that she now had to buy pepper spray for.
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>>672684410
>Hitler was a monster
and you asking me what is wrong with modern Germans.
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> the grannies are still praying for hitlers resurrection
> the kids are spoiled little hipster shits
> the teens are all suicidal because of minor problems
> the men are faggots and let the women decide everything
> every second person you see on the street is a sand nigger

This is Germany.
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>>672684263
are you White?
where are you from?
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>>672684930
Magdeburg ist zwar innenstadt-technisch ganz hübsch, aber es ist nichts los und manche stadtteile sind absolut unzumutbar (hallo olvenstedt..). Für junge ist das nichts, nach 23uhr sind die bordsteine hochgeklappt.

Und achja: magida, afd, npd, block u (fußball-hools) und geradezu hirnlose kriminelle machen es auch nicht besser.
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>>672680601
yes hate your own People and your own Race, good White goys.
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>>672687161

Hä, ist doch Uni-Stadt.
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>>672687318
JUDEN BENGEL
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>>672684263
this is true, what do you do in berlin?
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>>672687161
>Und achja: magida, afd, npd, block u (fußball-hools) und geradezu hirnlose kriminelle machen es auch nicht besser.

ach so. daher weht der Wind. dann geh dahin, wo genug Araber und Türken rumlaufen.
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>>672676733
>how do you like Americans (or people from wherever you're from)?
>how are American women (or women from wherever you're from)?
Do you really think these question can be answered in any sensible way?

Do you really think all women from your country are the same?
>If yes, you need to get out more
>If no, why would German women be any different?

Am German, too, BTW. AMA (that isn't retarded)
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>>672687672
there is a war in ukraine, bro
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>>672687991

no, is the peace of Minsk, idiot
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>>672676733
Germs are cool peoples and don't afraid of anything

They don't like to be made fun of though.
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ANGRIFF!
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>>672676733
kek german women are literally the worst in europe
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>>672688342
sure mate ;-)
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>>672687632
i understand you cant generalize a whole nation of people, just looking for bits and pieces.

what do you notice germans do that americans dont?
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>>672687978
That's why I don't want to have a daughter
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>>672685202
moaaar
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>>672688511
slutty yes
and picky
;'( not having sex with me
even tho i am better looking
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>>672689034
I mean they are the worst looking girls.
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>>672679834
i bet you can travel to all kind of countrys and you will hear that bullshit everywhere
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>>672680011
go home sandnigger
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>>672688590
>what do you notice germans do that americans dont?

see, now this is a meaningful question. let's see. Germans …
>don't really have an equivalent for "excuse me"
whenever there are people in your way, you just need to push your way thru (most likely) or make something up on the spot ("schuldigung", "kann ich mal durch?" etc.) It's really not the same and annoys the shit out of me anytime i'm there. (German American here, btw.)
>love their boring, generic beer
there, i said it. except for a handful of great hefeweizens in the south (which nevertheless are all of the same style), almost all other beer consumed is extremely generic pilsner. (there are minor pockets of kölsch, alt etc, but those are tiny).

what is standard here in america — bars with more then a dozen excellent craft beers on tap — simply doesn't exist in germany.
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>>672680594
1 of 10 girls look like this in germany tbh
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>>672676733
Germans have realy bad fassion sense
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>>672680601
maybe the problem is being you and your shittly life. i have alot of fun
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>>672689754
>what do you notice germans do that americans dont?

cont …
>many west germans are extremely set in their ways and think their ways are the only correct ones
>east germans are different (even young ones) because they (or their parents) have experienced a huge paradigm shift 25 years ago
>but west germans generelly think their ways are the best
>they easily freak out when someone does things differently, like put their nutella in the fridge
i'm not even kidding, bros
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I am german. and i can tell you it is terrible to live here. Germany is an dystopia country.
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>>672689754
> Tschuldigung...
how does the 'excuse me' thing work then?
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>>672682781
>fuck german work mentality

so you got your ass kicked by being lazy? good news faggot
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>>672676733
why arent Germany taking the rapefugees stranded in Greece? Even though Mutti Merkel invited them to Europe?
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>>672688929
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cont'd …

>>672690146
>>what do you notice germans do that americans dont?
>they also take a long time to make friends, esp. with foreigners
>americans (of the non-trump-supprting kind) will invite any newcomer to thanksgiving etc.
>most west germans would never dream of doing anything like this with "a stranger"
>this even applies to many (not all, of course, but we're speaking in generalities) well-educated west germans, e.g., in grad school where there are lots of internationals
>east germans (at least the ones who aren't nazis) are more open that way
>it's not uncommon for two different groups to form: one with all the west germans and another one with foreigners plus east germans
so, if you're thinking of going to germany, i'd recommend a reasonably large east german city over small-town west germany any day
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Never been to Germany. The Germans I have met have been friendly people and the women tend to be cute and I do love that accent, although the Australian accent the women around here have drives me crazy (in a good way). I am in a odd situation. I am an American, who lives in Australia, and I work for a German company.
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>>672690290
>how does the 'excuse me' thing work then?
well, it's a lot trickier than in the english-speaking world. there, people will just make room (almost subconsciously) when you say "excuse me".

in germany, even if you say "schuldigung", people might react not at all or think you want to talk to them or sth. so most people mumble something and push their way thru.
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>>672690691
ty anon, do you have any favorite cities?
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>>672691078
MODS
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>>672691078
fuck is that's Daisys destruction?
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>>672690691
so basically - don't bother with german, they're stupid and weird in a negative way (not like Japan, like autists).
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>>672691078
kill yourself faggot
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>>672691078
omfg
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>>672691078
I like cp as much as the next guy but That's pretty fucked up
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>>672691078
Disgusting, even for /b/
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>>672691078
wow, this is really some deeply fucked up shit
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>>672676733
BEST. LAND. EVER!

Except for the muslim trash
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>>672691078
The fuck..
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>>672691078
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>672691078
Meh/10

Have seen worse
>inb4 le edgy
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>>672689754
>wat German do that America not do
Kek
Invade Europe
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>>672685202
MOREEEE!
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>>672690386

She want to get re-elected
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>>672691009
like i wrote, pretty much any larger east german city.

berlin is probably easiest for a newcomer, but a bit overdone. i would stay in the north or middle of east germany. there's no telling how the recent racist/fascist attacks in and around dresden and chemnitz might escalate. so i'd perhaps stay clear of those cities/areas. leipzig should be fine.

if going to the west, i'd go to the north sea coast, where the people are culturally low german, with their own language and culture, which tends to be a bit more cosmopolitan (seafarer tradition). or go to one of the biggest cities, where there are large expatriate communities (frankfurt, munich, etc.)
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>>672691349
you would have to kill half the population of Germany to call it the best land
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>>672691078
I missed it, what was it?
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>>672691188
no, that'd be way too much of an over-generalization.

what i've described are just quirks, basically, which (for a while) might even be charming. and there is so much more to discover in a new country. i would recommend anyone go.
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>>672679432
only in "hauptschulen"
As soon as you go to higher education-standards there are less and less mudslimes and browns

such good feeling being the master race and shitting from your loft on mudslimes
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>>672678358
>Going to Berlin
It's your own fault.
I say this as a german
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>>672691840
Daisys destruction
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>>672677070
How are you coping with the Islamic invasion? Do you have kids, and if so, are you ok with the fact that they'll soon be bowing to pray to Mecca five times a day?
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>>672691840
some horrible fucking shit, even on /b/

>>672691865
nope, i'm not joking
the sick fucks from middle east only reproduce, they don't work, they don't help anyone. they just live off social care and fuck.
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>>672691627
So say is all the sudden against immigrants and talks about sending them back.
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>>672676733
DEUTSCHLAND WELTMEISTER 77777777x1 that was nice
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We are basically the smartest people on this planet.
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>>672691840
Your mom
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>>672676733
Backpacked Australia a fuck load of Germans there atm. Most are too quite and stuck up untell the drugs kick in then fuck they can party
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>>672691840
Even talking about it is illegal.
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>>672691990
Can someone post it again I didn't get to see it
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>>672678311
How is that even remotely edgy?
Not that guy but really wtf, words mean things you fucking shithead.
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>>672691840
Child corpse rape
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>>672676733
I went to Cologne last year and fucked a bavarian girls who spoke my language, cute as fuckkkkkk and awesome in bed
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German girls are bad at cooking, household and all the other wife stuff. They're sluts and only focused on the own career.

I like asian girls...
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ficki ficki
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>>672692352
enjoy your ban, faggot
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Pictured: Average German man in the 21st Century.
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>>672692659
>>672692203
>>672691840
kek newfags
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>>672687672
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>>672692033
So this is an illustration of how about a quarter of Germans are senile racists — who actually have much in common with Trumpkins here in America.

Most people — here and there — are decent, more or less hardworking, and friendly (if not always particularly warm, in case of Germans) to outsiders.
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>>672692068
yeah, yeah, sure
get off your high horse faggets
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>>672692106
>a fuck load of Germans there atm. Most are too quite and stuck up untell the drugs kick in then fuck they can party
Spot-on, anon. This is what I wrote about stand-offish west germans. You really have to get them to open up.
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>>672684227
seit sie mit dem Gisi fickt kann ich kein Bild mehr von ihr angucken ohne laut lachen zu müssen und ich fand die Frau vorher schon zum totlachen.
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>>672676733
>how do you like germans?
Nice and quite hospitable people, don't like elder germans, they are often self-centered old faggots who are hitting on barmaids, I had a bitter experience when I was working in my native country as a barman.
>ever been to germany?
Going there to buy cars or just to mess around like 2 times per year.
>what was it like? how are german women?
Everything is alright but muslims and other non-European immigrants. Turks are fine and bros. German women are fine, pretty much like in my native country, both share same features.
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I went to Germany on business last summer. I was amazed by how tan all the men were. I guess the women have sensitive skin though, 'cause they were all covered from head to toe.
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>>672692993
I'm not even from Germany nor USA.
The rules are simple - you immigrate? You work. Those who live off other lives should be immediately deported.
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I like a German women on her back with ten of my friends holding her down and shouting "Allahu Akbar!" as a culturally enrich her deep and hard.
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>>672676977
she kinda looks like a typical girl from Poland
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Hello...i m french

I like germany... It s à great contry...With a great culture...
I often went there With my dad... And we also welcomed german students in our house.
You are a great people... Don t forget that.
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>>672693534
You mean in niqab/burka?
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>>672693830
okay.... we will not forget that.... you french people are nice.... germans are infested by mudslims..................................................
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>>672693348
>they are often self-centered old faggots who are hitting on barmaids, I had a bitter experience when I was working in my native country as a barman
>hitting on barmaids
>was working as a barman
>barmaid
>barman
did you change genders, anon?
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>>672676733
Talk to a german once, fucking delusional i might say, even though i laid out the cons of the migrant crisis, just ignored the shit out of it and called me a racist, but all in all, i want to go to germany to experience cultural enrichment first hand and resurrect hitler.>>672676733
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>>672680223
do you use ein(e) before schwuchtel or do you just call them schwuchtel
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>>672693586
>The rules are simple - you immigrate? You work. Those who live off other lives should be immediately deported.
Sure. The thing is: virtually all illegal immigrants do work very hard, because they get zero public money.

So by that logic, all those hard workers should be able to stay, right? That's fine by me, but not those racists who hate almost all immigrants.
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>>672688772
feel ya, mine is coming in 2 months, living in Vienna, hope black fucks are scared from eastern europe fathers like me
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>>672694448

"Du Schwuchtel!"

"Du bist eine Schwuchtel!"

"Was fuer eine Schwuchel, ich hoffe er stirbt im KZ"
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Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!
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>>672694330
wow lol haha
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Weather: Most time bad. Always between. When it is nice about for 4-8 weeks germany is nice too.
Landscape: I Like the Woods. But most of them are ill. Very much Woods are an artificial culture of conifers for forestry. Naturally here are broad-leafed trees. In this regions it is very nice. Education: If you are a genius you don't have a real chance for life if your parents don't got the money and state. Women/ Girls: grateless and ugly. We prefere east-european or russian girl here. Politics: Our Kanzler does what USA suggest. At least same bullshit like in the USA, but the President don't have any power. -He is just a diplomat. The WW2 is the reason for that, so germany can't start a war of agression. Food: very much good shit. but very cheap and lower quality for normal prices. very much things are similar to american food. Sports: here is pussy sport kicker like american football in USA. ... If you want ask me some more.
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>>672693214
>seit sie mit dem Gisi fickt

mit Lafontaine
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>>672694140
Muslim are everywhere.... It is like that
They also have the rigth to live where they want.
And i don t realy think that the religion is the real problem.
Strangers are allways an easy target. Even in France infortunnaly.

Sorry for my english
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>>672687493
Jo, aber die studenten bleiben unter sich und machen eher wg-parties als öffentliche feierei
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Only been to Aachen and Köln, it really wasn't too different from where I live (Belgium).
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>>672687610
Geh zu hitler deim idol und vergess die blausäure nicht abschaum
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>>672695122
Nonsense. Magdeburg has a way-higher-then-average density of pubs. This wouldn't be possible without college students. There's even a verb for partying in the Hasselbachplatz pub district: "hasseln."
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>>672695247
>deim idol

Lern deutsch, Mustafa.
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Just got back and I am now dating a beautiful german blonde girl I met on the plane. Germany is the shit. Bavaria is full of loud mouth and working class people, NRW is pretty chill and has its own vibe since its close to nl and belgium. Saxony is the shit and is high-class people.
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>>672695122

Du bist ein Idiot. Hängst wahrscheinlich in deiner Bude mit deiner Pickelfresse und hoffst, dass ne Party abgeht.
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>>672695247
>>672696020
This just gives me DERDIEDASDIEDENDIEDASDIEDEMDERDEMDENDASDERDASDER flashbacks to highschool.
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>>672684263
Where are u staying in Berlin?
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>>672696086
Blonde girl? In Germany? She can't be a native. Maybe she's with the UN or the Associated Press. You don't typically find blondes in Arab countries.
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>>672680165

"op"
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>>672678818
other german here, our leadership sucks, we are pretty cool Drinking in Public no problem, nude in Public no problem, F word in Tv no problem, saying anything against Immigrants --> Hunt this NAZI.
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>>672680135
if you want to see germany than don't go to the big cities, they are overfilled with immigrants. and berlin isn't beatiful at all, it's a great town if you want to party
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would you?
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>>672678358
Living in Berlin, Born in Berlin
never had any problem with Muslims
never had any problem with Germans
had a problem once with stupid amarifag who was an tourist, thinks i ow him something kek.
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>>672690146
IVE NEVER EVER SEEN ANY SANE GERMAN PUT THEIR NUTELLA IN THE FRIDGE
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>>672676733
>how are german women?
Big nosed.
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>>672676733
went to Berlin in 2013
>romanian try to scam me
>poles try to stole my wallet
>east german neo nazi yelled at my face
>drunk hooligan on the street
>niggers spoke hitler's language
>sandniggers everywhere
>fuckthisshitimouttahere
>the bratwurst & beer are great though
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>>672676733
webt there before refugeee thing and country was cool. went there after and was told by people i was with that they were planning to leave the country because its government no longer cared about its citizens
so was a nice place
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>>672695037
They dont have the right to take the opportunity away from my children, opportunities that i created.
Opportunities that these newcomers abuse.
Opportunities that they will squander making my work futile and all the work my ancestors did as well.
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>>672682611
this baden württemberg is really the best bundesland. oh and thank you schwaben guys for all you did sincerely ä badner
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>>672697357
>Romanians
>Polocks
>Sandniggers
>"German ppl suck"

Cocksucker it's like this all over the world. Get out of the basement
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>>672676733
Polan here. i've meet quite a few germans in my life and let me tell you something. They have not change much since ww2.

most of them are stuck up assholes with an superiority complex and latent homosexuality.
also, they still hate jews and poles
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>>672697972
its not hard to hate poles.
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>>672676733
Im german and I think its okay
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>>672697665
>german girls are the best
>posts pic of an ugly af girl

>>672694991
this guy is right

>>672694566
nope. guys from middle east or balkans have the right of asylum which practically makes them live off social care.
you have to be logical - only Germany, France and Sweden are occupied with muslims even though they are that far away that a normal refugee would just go to turkey. but they don't want to work.

>>672695037
same as above
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>>672696970
Living in Berlin, Born in Berlin
Got robbed 7 times
Got beaten to a pulp by a mob 2 times
My mother got raped ones
My sister got raped 3 times (she moved to Australia)
My dog got stabbed whilst walking it by a group of 5 muslims, one had a katana which he used to stab my dog.
Cops didnt do shit it is just vandalism because dogs are property and that wasnt a priority.
Calling the cops is dangerous in the first place one of my neighbours got stabbed as he stepped out of his door and they thrashed the whole house with a mob, he called the cops constantly.
Women cant go out with out being harassed.
If you stand in the window or open your curtains you get rocks thrown at you.
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>>672698149
why?
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>>672696970
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>>672691112
>brexit
zozzle
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>>672697665
They aren't.

I am german and german girls are literally the most stupid girls out there. They neither learn to respect others and themselves nor do they have any dignity.
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>>672697972
everyone hates poles
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>>672698868
who are you? a german? kek then
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>>672690175
2nd one is clearly a man
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>>672698868
meanwhile we will laugh at you when you will slowly die, being eaten by mudslims
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>>672698605
>If you stand in the window or open your curtains rocks get thrown at you
Bait to the fullest
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>>672676733
I lived in Germany for 5 years (my dad was in the Army). I lived in Bavaria, the southern half. The Northern half I can't talk too much about. I loved Germany, the people came off as cold sometimes but that's just the culture. Durring the beer fest, new years, Fasching, any major holiday Germans become really friendly. Lots of good times to be had over there. Awesome food, good italian, asian, Greek food as well. Only thing I'm not sure about is how Germany is now the rapefugees have arrived.
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>>672698665
Well, they are making lots of trouble in places near the German/Polish border by stealing much. Also the poles that come to work in Germany tend to be very often drunk.
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>>672699136
well not long and you guys can call urselves russians^^
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>>672698759
how about we get rid of their childs?
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>>672698833
I have a French girlfriend and I noticed that French girls are dumb as fuck. I gotta explain her everything and when I don't know a wurd and describe it she doesn't even know the god damn vocabulary herself. Dumb as shit, but I'll take the sex and household work, thx.
German girls aren't much smarter, though.
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>>672699360
that's like what? half a percent of Polish people? seriously, fuck off

>>672699391
kek, literally, nobody likes you. in fact, everybody hates you as you're a big fat country, but also poorer than fucking Poland
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>>672687978
left bitch scarred af
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>>672676733
Fuck off nigger, go back to Aperica.
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>>672688487
sauce?
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>>672691869
lowgeburt
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>>672699267
enjoy your October fest & the beer bcoz soon the mudslime & syaria law will forbid it
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>>672697972
i never had problems with poles or russians or people from any other slavik country.

i moved to berlin 3 years ago and i have to say that most of the east germans really are assholes who think they are the fucking best, but in reality they are the worst germans, i like even the bavarians more. the greatest people i met here actually were poles (really down to earth guys)
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>>672699580
This. I am getting the idea that women are just stupid in general. I still think that can't be true, since there is an equal amount of stupid guys and there are some rare cases of pretty and intelligent women (especially in uni).

Besides that, I think that french girls are hotter than germans, but maybe it just "seems" this way
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>>672699894
I already had my good times in Germany, I'm in the US now, I prefured Germany by far but since the rapefugees invaded I guess there US is the best choice for now.
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>>672700105
yeah because you actually feel the difference
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>>672678311
Poor quality bait.
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German girls are very fun, I once had amazing sex while on acid with this cute blonde, one of the most horny girls I've ever met!
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>>672697720

Schwaben sind Schwuchteln. Geldgierig und falsch.
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>>672676733
been to Munich
girls are sexy as fuck and sexually liberal
it's heaven
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>>672700967
So ein altes dummes Klischee.
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