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>more?
>>672640394
uh... sure
>>672640128
Now threaten to kill her family.
>>672641231
>I'm not going to make you stay the night, but I'm not coming over expecting to get kicked out again.
Kek, what a retard.
>I'm not expecting you to stay, but I'm not coming over if I can't stay.
>>672640531
Op here. This chick is insane with the Hugest beef curtains, I did it for the novelty factor
>>672641680
Kill yourself.
Post nudes and her info
>>672641822
You heard the dubs
>>672641517
yeah dude, it seems like she already is catching feelings.
Haha this is currently happening am posting a couple texts behind. But I have old gold from this dumpster too
>>672642408
How long have you known her?
>>672640128
>>672641231
>>672641517
>>672642059
>>672642408
post some nudes
>>672642649
I don't really know here but I've been fucking her on and off for a year
>>672642920
You are truly red pill ed op. I'm mirin. If you find a way to get this bitch back on your cock like the submissive cunt she wants to be you are a god
>>672642999
Well... so you guys dont hang out or anything? Cause if not, this is kinda crazy.
>>672643143
I'll get her over here tonight for you /b/ rother
>>672643264
No I refuse to spend time with her unless she comes over in which case I'm fucking her. I mean that's essentially what she's bitching about
Haha Jesus she's stupid
>>672643343
Just let the bitch stay over, it's guaranteeing her pussy to you.
>>672643701
>getting fucked good
stop saying it like that. it hurts to read
>>672643529
As far as I can tell. She'll come back for the dick. I'd block her, before it gets worse.
>>672643848
OP is such a beta fag. Getting bossed around by a woman.
>>672643848
He's talking to himself so it don't really matter. OP is a13yo Xbox tough guy that thinks its cool to say bad words.
>>672643793
Not worth it. I don't want her body in my bed while I'm trying to exist in a peaceful resting state. She'll come eventually on my terms
>>672643848
It's supposed to. And you're suggesting I exert effort to not talk like that?
>>672643848
This. Judging by your grammar, I'd bet you are a total nigger or some kind of inbred hick.
Op show us a pic of girl and pic of you.
>>672644119
You're fucking pathetic
>>672643891
Well don't you want to see a pic of her beef
>>672643891
What's the worst that could happen
>>672644238
if you've always dicked her the way she likes it, she has nothing else to compare it to. no sense sounding illiterate
>>672644271
This.
>>672644070
Op here haha dude I'm not even joking I wish that were true but this is in fact real
>>672644119
Why?
>>672644356
>>672644406
Yeah sure, bring it on then.
Tbh you never know. Its easier to get a new fuck buddy, rather then deal with this type of nonsense
>>672644511
then post pics faggot.
>>672644271
>>672644507
90% chance hes fat and shes ugly
>>672644271
Do it OP
>>672644692
/thread
>>672644692
That's why I wanted a pic because hes either really attractive or ugly and she's a beached whale
>>672644601
She's annoying. Come on dude don't tell me you haven't been there
>>672644119
I like you man.
You are alpha, don't listen to these thirsty beta cucks. Just do your thing.
>>672644692
Either way he's being pretty alpha about it.
say 'i love you'. i want to see a response
Lay out some newspapers on the kitchen floor for that bitch.
>>672644847
Sorry cant hear you with OP's cock in your mouth
>>672644714
tell her friends dont sleep on the same bed. let her sleep on the couch.
>>672644753
Haha I'm actually a good looking dude but I know better than to post my picture here. Just sit down and enjoy your entertainment you ungrateful little faggot/thread
>>672644847
same here.
>>672644957
Says the bitter beta bitch.
>>672645045
Thanks for the lulz. Some b/ros just don't understand that pussy is pussy and can be replaced.
>>672645113
Op here
Don't take this the wrong way, but your texts make you sound like a cunty narcissist. How's your relationship with your mom OP?
>>672643701
love how she's shit testing you and you just completely ignore the bullshit. keep on rocking.
>>672644957
Your V-card is showing.
SAY I LOVE YOU
>>672645045
Post pic blur eyes. I know a lot of ugly motherfuckers that think they're good looking
>>672645287
Terrible. No just kidding it's alright I talk to my pops more often because he's a boss
>>672645332
Sounds like you're speaking from experience.
>>672644957
your m'lady is calling you, she wants to talk about how her boyfriend sucks and how she wishes she could find a man just like you but not you because you're a pussy bitch
>>672645554
>off by one
>>672645554
Well, yeah. He's probably met a ton of guys like he described.
>>672645635
>trying this hard
>>672645332
Ya, talk it out of me.haha this faggot
>>672645174
You're doing the Lord's work here, anon. Fuck buddies always want to turn it into something more, so you gotta set firm boundaries.
You still need to show us the beef curtains, though.
>>672645688
>implying he's not uggo
>implying you aren't samefagging
>>672645311
Yeah, and i use it like a credit card on your moms fat ass
>>672645970
Holy shit the autism is real tonight on /b/ and it isn't even summer
>>672645890
> accusing me of samefagging
> not pointing out both posts in the same post
Reply to my comment and the other one and I'll screenshot that nigga for ya.
Say: Please I really need something serious with you and I don't feel like we are going somewhere
>>672645970
>using your mom jokes unironically
Past your bed time.
>>672645762
don't fall for that shit faggot. You really want to make 4 trips back and forth just for some desperate pussy?
>>672645839
Haha the question is will this thread still be alive by the time i get those pictures tonight. If it's dead I'll make another with these texts with a curtain pic and hopefully one of you veterans can catch it
>>672646105
just virgins being virgins.
>>672645762
OP is natural alpha, thank god this isn't another "/b/!!! what do i do?! i really like this girl!!" thread
>>672646171
>>672645970
Haha stay focused
>>672645970
Say: I can't let you sleep in m bed unless you commit to some serious relationship with me. he rut is that I love you and sleeping with you knowing that we are not together kills me.
>>672645311
>>672646105
>calling someone a virgin on /b/
>expecting dignified response
>>672645762
> giving her the impression you'd let her crash so long as she doesn't sleep in your bed
If you are trying be a smart-ass / sarcastic, you gotta be more obvious than that my nigga.
>>672646174
Why would I ever do this
>>672646446
come on write it faggot
>>672646495
Idk, the keks?
>>672646495
Come oooon!! Lets spice this up!
>>672645970
Kekarino
>>672646276
You're welcome
>>672646458
I just expected something less autistic
>>672641822
Fucking kek
>>672646682
Then youre a fucking idiot
>>672646591
That's literally the opposite of what he's trying to accomplish. I say he should keep going the route he's going, except maybe including some very kek-worth idioms or something.
Op why not let her sleep on the sofa ? She seems like she's willing to give you pussy,ass,mouth anytime you want. Post a pic of her I'm interested in what she looks like
>>672646778
Yep I must be an idiot for expecting somebody on /b/ to not be an autismo 12 year old
Kek
>>672646975
this
>>672646825
You should say:
> OK, next time you can play play music while I lie down. I have an instrument you can borrow that is much more fun to play than a guitar: the skinflute.
>>672646237
Like I said, Lord's work. I'm sure I'll be up to see them.
In some ways, it's easier to control a fuck buddy once you're married to someone else. That way the boundaries are already established, and you don't need to worry about this kind of bullshit
>>672646825
Where did you find this chick?
>>672646839
well, how about this, he can say that he loves her and shit and hen wham he tells her that she can't stay that night because that's his spot on the bed.
>>672646975
This
Man this is depressing OP.
At least let her sleep on the sofa, or set up a mattress or something somewhere for her. I mean, you are getting sex out of it too, you could bend a little for her. Sounds like she likes you a lot more than you do her, could at least be a little nice to her.
>>672646479
I never gave her that impression. I tricked her last time then made her leave
Am I weird for liking clingy chicks like this one?
>>672646446
Op here. It's like you don't understand the point of all this
>>672647312
Nah this is a part of my fetish
this bitch is fat as shit, aint she?
>>672646975
>>672647062
She's willing to fuck a guy that kicks her ass out right after they finish. Why would she be worth the trouble? This is EXACTLY the type of girl you don't let sleep over.
what is up with all these white knights? OP should continue to condition this girl, he's on to something good here.
>>672647238
>I tricked her last time then made her leave
Lmao and she's back for round 2?
She's got to be into you or desperate.
>>672646515
>>672646591
Who listens to you
>>672647411
fat or crazy
>>672647238
Oh shit, I though she was just being delusional about being tricked or something trying to play you for a fool.
Also, I was referring to the message you sent her in the post I replied to.
Is she a girl at least? Or are you a fag?
>>672647437
>>672647226
Look. Girls aren't nice to guys that are interested in them.
They don't even pity fuck guys that like them.
Why the hell should he be nice to her, just because she blatantly likes him or his dick?
>>672646825
tell her she needs to be cool. chillability and being in each others company isnt enough for her?
>>672646839
Suggestions
>>672647516
nobody, and that exactly why /b/ is as shitty as it is.
>>672647529
Crazy
>>672647643
It goes both ways. There are asshole girls and asshole guys. Some guys pity fuck girls, some girls pity fuck guys. He doesn't have to be nice to her, there's no obligation, but it wouldn't hurt him.
I told a girl I had chlymidia and got a hand job. Some girls are just desperate.
>>672647589
Yea she's a girl stop projecting faggot
>>672647674
I may not have mentioned any idioms, but...
see >>672647079
>>672648016
either you left out most of the story or she has an interesting fetish
>>672648264
>see me that naked
i thought you were fucking her? what's her problem
are u gunna post a pic of this fat bitch or not?? thats basically all left i can get out of this thread.
>>672648264
>see me that naked
Thought you fucked 'er, OP.
This is weird
>>672648084
Jesus that one is stupid
>>672648137
I actually did have the std. Got treated. She came over to chill but I'm not really into her. I could have fucked her if I want.
She said she wanted to give me a massage and I said how bout a dick massage. And there ya go. This was the same night I had gone on a date with a much more attractive women and told her about it.
Told her I just want to be friends. Got a hand job out of it. Apparently she has some birthday gifts for me too that she is bringing tommorrow.
>>672648264
> we don't know each other well enough for you to see me that naked...even though you've already fucked me before
What, were you guys still in clothing last time?
>>672648385
Explain OP
>>672648264
lololol now shes gettin sassy. shes salty af right now.
>>672648264
Damn son
Fuck this grill and leave her
>>672648264
I would say something along the lines like that if she wants to come over she can if she's willing to sleep on the floor
>>672648385
She's trying to play victim so that I feel sorry for her or something
BTFO
>>672644823
Oh mate I had one of those girls. God speed friendo
>>672648599
Do you not fuck her naked?
Holy shit just post a picture of this fat butterfaced cunt so we can all go home
>>672648264
Don't you take that bait. That's bait.
>>672648599
say
>pfft, don't make me xD, get over here now so i can fuck your ass and then leave my house
>>672648599
good ol daddy issues
Can we get nudes so I can fucking jerk it and sleep
Is she fat OP?
>>672640128
enjoying the thread OP
bumping for more, you need to post noodz
>>672648408
Here you annoying little bitch no beef for you
op stop being a fagget and ignoring us. post a fuckin pic of this chick.
shes gotta be a fuckin beast if you havent yet.
>>672649121
Holy shit, it's like Ariel from the Little Mermaid on meth.
>>672649121
not too bad. was expection a 100x worse.
thanx fagget, took ya long enough.
>>672648535
This warrents no explaination. She's talking about being naked of makeup and not wanting to be with out makeup. Read it in context you simples
>>672649121
That wig tho.
What's she look like normally?
>>672649121
Kinda looks like a dude, but i guess she's fine, you bang her fucker, and make it anal
>>672648572
Haha first suggestion I appreciate
>>672649202
kek
>>672649296
let's put her in the category fuckable if horny. But shouldn't be a problem finding better girls.
Just tell her to hurry up and that you won't be looking at her face anyway
>>672649296
Haha I'm not on your faggots agenda. I'm multitasking here
>>672649121
OP im not expert but... that's a dude
>>672644119
>Not worth it. I don't want her body in my bed while I'm trying to exist in a peaceful resting state. She'll come eventually on my terms
This is alpha. Get with it you fucking mongrel betas.
Also sleep is priority.
Haha there it is
>>672649476
Fuck off
>>672649710
damn son
>>672649121
Nice tranny u pulled op, is his dick bigger than yours?
>>672649121
if she looked like this she would not be sleeping at my house either op
>>672649121
Nigga, I swear you may form her into one of those tumblr feminists (if she isn't one already). She already somewhat looks like one.
>>672649710
noice
>>672649710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMWW92UhpZs
>>672642812
Pester is a dudes name
>>672649710
Kek
>>672649649
Haha simple fuck trying to rebel rouse
She texts just like a girl I used to hook up with. State?
>>672649710
Wow, so desperate. Well done OP
>>672649710
nice op u told that cunt was up
>>672649710
she will text you when she has applied her boner hiding apparatus
>>672649952
Pester is obviously not her real name. Jesus guys come on someone help a guy out like this I'm here trying to provide content and this idiot is wasting my and your time
>>672649931
>>672649710
THERE IT IS!
>>672650137
U two make a pretty couple!
>>672650137
Not that bad. Much better without the shitty wig.
What's wrong with her?
>>672650137
OP, are you the guy to the right? you look like a faggot
>>672649121
looks like a trap and isn'y pester a mans name?
>>672650284
>>672645174
Dude just let her sleep over, jesus. Make her be big spoon. Everybody wins.
>>672650000
check'd
>>672650267
well she does look like a man
>>672649710
ayy lmao
what a tard
>>672649710
I told you I could get her to pull through on my terms
>>672650050
once you fuck a girl in a way she wasnt fucked before, she will be addicted to you. let the girl have multiple orgasms and she will looking forward to have sex again with you
>>672650436
>this
That way she cops it everytime you fart during the night
>>672650284
Haha fuck off, not me but well done I appreciated that quick wit
>>672650502
Pro tips for female orgasms?
>>672649476
>>672650502
These are the girls that I let spend the night
post those nudes bruh
>>672650745
eat the pussy til she cums...then when you fucking, shell keep cummin.
>>672650745
Its not rocket science. Fuck with intensity and conviction. Not like a repetative jackhammer, but with conviction. Own her.
Sex is about dominance. That is why there will never be equality between the sexes.
>>672650745
>Pro tips for female orgasms?
when you're on top hold her legs up while you fuck her.
>>672650745
take your time when fucking her. kiss her around the neck, bite her ears a little or kiss/bite her nipples to stimulate her. by doing so, she will cum faster. when you feel that you are almost cumming, stop and start to lick and finger her pussy. lick/bite her clit a little. and when you feel ready to fuck again, change position and fuck her again. the most stupid error you can do is to think that you need to bang her in a fast rhytm like in the porn. thereby, you will cum faster. you need to find a good balance in the rhytm. fast, slow, fast, slow. you need to control the rhytm so that you wont cum.
>>672641231
Whats the story here anon?
>>672648527
>>672648422
>>672648385
She clearly means "naked" as in emotionally vulnerable, you underage dipshits.
>>672651099
This advice is retarded. This is the kind of guy that thinks every chick enjoys the same shit and probably has some paint-by-numbers way of fucking.
>>672650745
buy one of those hitachi things and go have a beer in the other room
>>672649121
Holy fuck that's a dude
>>672651099
>>672651190
this
>>672651402
not being on top works better for me in concerns of 'not cumming'. dont know why.
>>672651683
thank you for saying what I couldnt be bothered to say bcuz stupid virgin fucks dont deserve my explanation
>>672651683
Like this whore is capable of thought like that, nigger.
>>672648859
I appreciate that
>>672645174
OP you are doing good.keep it up.
>>672651892
you're right and you're wrong. every chick likes to be dominated sometimes.
womens needings are not a constant but a variable.
>>672651683
Thank you Jesus it's exhausting to explain to these idiots
>>672652146
cause chicks think they are hot stuff on top but they actually suck at bouncing, grinding, moving in general
>>672652267
It's obviously what she meant, you edgy 15-year-old.
We know they fucked. We know she doesn't mean literally unclothed. Jesus Christ, it's even part of the definition of the word "naked"
>Naked
>adjective
>exposed to harm; unprotected or vulnerable.
>"John looked naked and defenseless without his glasses"
Not everyone is as dumb as you are.
>>672652267
Op here. You don't think she's capable are garnering pity?
>>672649710
OP you are a pretty cool guy
>>672652573
it depends dude. some girls know how to ride you. mostly latinas.
>>672647995
you are a cancerous fagot die
>>672650260
>>672652624
>>672652593
I think she's capable of not being real. There've been stupider OPs failing in stupider ways.
>>672642999
Recommend your character to me? This bitch retarded but so are you OP
>>672651683
>put on makeup n pants
>don't want to be seen naked
..she means emotionally naked.
4chan.org/b/
>>672652669
yeah it depends and youre right, only some do it fine
>>672652465
Wannabe
>>672643701
she's willing to drive over to your house and bang you and you're just sitting there being an entitiled little shit and being rude. The only stupid person in this equation is you.
op is funny nice op :)
>>672640128
>coming up with such an elaborate plan just to make a couple /b/fags believe you can actually fuck a woman that good.
>>672652573
yeah. she needs the right moves. and shouldnt be to heavy or lazy. one of them mostly equals the other.
>>672652783
She feels exposed if she isn't dressed up with makeup on.
She didn't say she didn't want to be seen wtih *no* pants. She didn't want to be seen in something she views as schlubby like yoga pants. Again, not literally undressed, dumbshit.
>>672643343
Damn, somebody really thinks they can fuck like a god.
>>672652893
retarded normie . get out
>>672652893
Being any other way would be a failure on my part
>>672653022
Why have we not seen her live, yet? She should be FUCKING READY
>>672652937
underrated
>>672652937
Haha jealous faggot
>>672652655
last text was pretty good, indeed. As Anon said: It's all about dominance.
Dominating her while being respectful is the good way.
If you dont want to be an asshole: speak about what you want. fuckbuddy, relationship, ons
She getting fucked good, i hope they're friends in the same wai.
Shes getting the most of it
>>672652937
anon trying to impress anon? thats just dumb
don't agree.
As if giving a good fuck is such a big problem
>>672653022
I mean, are these consenting adults? She doesn't want to be seen in shlubby pants? Lol op and his cracked out booty call
>>672652893
You really don't understand women at all, do you?
Story here is this bitch is more than likely OPs ex bitch. He used to see her , smash she'd spend the night . then she became overly clingy , lovey and acting jealous trying to control your life. You gave her the boot and you all didnt talk for a few months now she is begging to return shir as it used to be but youre tired of her face neediness and body heat. So you use her body for pleasure as a last resort but could care less if she was run over by a bus tomorrow. I know that feel
>>672644070
This.
Shits so fake it hurts.
If it's not, legitimately consider killing yourself.
>>672650000
QUADS CHECKUM
>>672653405
obviously she wants moar
>>672641986
many girls catch feelings when treated like that kek
>>672653625
this
>>672653633
Wrong haha so completely wrong
>>672653633
maybe short-time-GF
if at all
she does not want to feel 'naked'... not a thing a close GF would say
>>672653792
Haha thinking you have some detective eye and being wrong. I love it
>>672649121
Fucking christ, most trannies are more feminine than this bitch
Lol look at this porn I just saw. Black dick with a white dick head
>>672653545
I LIKE YOU ANON.
her tits
>>672653405
I wouldn't recommend OP's character
>>672654631
Finally. Kinda gross though.
>>672652937
>>672652937
Fucking this.
>>672654722
I'm in the bathroom, she's being resistant of me trying to snap a picture of the curtains. I'm going to try and bend her over and sneak it
>>672646825
man is she that good to fuck? this would be too much headache for me just to fuck a flappy pussy every now and then. check your invest man.
>271 posts
>92 poster
That a lot of fucking samefagging.
>>672653792
Duuuuude, the picture you put here is hot! OMG, I'm in love!
>>672655062
She in some Korean girl band called Girl Generation...if I can remember right
>>672648572
At least she should be allowed to bring some mat or so.
>>672654440
too ironic?
>>672655281
>some Korean girl
Did you just call my girlfriend "some Korean girl"? You fucking bitch, I will fuck you up!
>>672655053
I do only fuck it every now and then look at the first text
>>672650137
tell her she should not use make up and dress up. seems like she does not do it very well.
them ugly tittties need bra
still an ok fuckbuddy if she can cut the shit she is telling now
Night boys. We'll talk soon.
>>672656205
I won't. Can't be assed to care
>>672654440
allow her to keep her bra on. better
>>672655491
yeah thats what i said. too much headache just fuck that flappy pussy every now and then.
>>672651402
>putting your mouth where your dick was literally half a second ago
>>672655059
You expect every single reply in a thread to be someone stopping by to say one thing and then leaving?
You're fucking retarded, anon.
>>672644714
This is literally fucking disgusting.
Im disgusted at BOTH of you. Is she that horribly disgusting and insecure that she's fine with getting fucked by some loser dick head that does nothing but insult her? Holy FUCKING shit get a new hobby, fucking worthless fucks. And please use condoms.
>>672657113
gb2 reddit cunt
>>672645311
ops dick is showing from your mouth
>>672657272
gb2 facebook nigger faggot so you can read more dumbass fucking shit like this
>>672657113
Jealousy.
Keking at all these white knighting fags
>>672657637
what is there to be jealous about its literally just some fucking ugly ass people doing stupid ass shit, shes probably the only "chick" that ops fucked his whole life. or hes just texting himself to keep yu nigger faggots entertained
>>672643670
>>672643793
>>672644017
>>672644344
>>672645287
>>672646975
>>672647226
>>672650436
so many cucks
is OP still around?
>>672640128
hey, didn't you post this exact image before? and then had people roll for single numbers to say something? One of the things you said was that you wanted shove something up your ass, and the reply was "KINKY"
OP is a faggot
>>672658162
he is either fucking that guy or he got caught taking pics of xhe and is getting bitched out
>>672643343
DO YOU FEEL INCHARGE?
Come on, do i really have to be the one to bring the bane meme? You guys suck
>>672657113
Have you never dealt with women before?
>>672657113
I used to make chicks do my laundry before I'd fuck them.
