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dubs = you get laid within the next six months trips = you get

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dubs = you get laid within the next six months
trips = you get laid this week
quads = you get laid in the next 3 days
quints = your oneitis will contact you within the next 24 hours and she will let you do wahtever you want to her
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Rillong for oneitis
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>>672605718
Rolling for glory
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>>672605718
whatever, roll.
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>>672605718
K
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>>672605718
Roll
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Jillian
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and rollin rollin and rollin rollin and rollin
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I will never ever get laid before I die, that's a fact.
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Might as well roll
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roll fam
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Rollll
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Roll it up
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tfw when i will never get laid
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rollllll please lord
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Rolllllllin
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>>672605718
Roll.
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>>672605718
Rolling
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>>672605718
rolling, rolling, rolling
Keep those doggies rolling
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ree roll
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>>672606455
ez kek
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>>672605718
welp, might as well try for this stupid post
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>>672606447
reroll
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Pls
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rooololololo
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>>672605718
Dubs get.
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>>672606600
LOL FUCKIN EZ
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shhiiiiiiiiiiit
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boom
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at least dubs plox
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sigh...
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fuck
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rawl
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>>672605718
rollllll
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Trips, m8s?
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need dubs
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>>672605718
>roll
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bruh
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and if singles i remain sexless for eternity as per ususal
i guess ill roll then
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>>672605718
rollerino gambino
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>>672605718
ive been talking to this girl who just got out of a relationship and she told me she wants it im afraid they will get back together before we get the chance

check em
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Too easy
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>>672606912
re roll
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ROLL WITH A PASSION!
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>>672606709
You will never be a g like a me
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>>672605718
rolllllll
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>>672605718
>reroll
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>>672606982
well shit i tried
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Gib upside-down 666
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>>672605718
ok
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>>672605718
Sauce on that PLS

Roll
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cant wake up
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rool
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rolllllll
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Thesis writing is not helping at all!
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rolliolioliooo
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ive had a 5 month dry spell
my new gf wont do shit
i need this
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>>672607033
ive achieved winrar, see you all on the other side
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>>672605718
why not
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pls
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roller
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how 2 get dubs
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>>672605718
check em
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kekroll
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>>672605718
Rolly polly
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>>672607196
Subtle, I like it
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Probably gonna stay a kissless virgin, but rolling for the lulz
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I get laid whenever I want anyway. Faggots
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>>672605718

Yah sure I'll roll.
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pls i need pussy
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>>672605718
9/11
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>>672605718
Rolling
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Might as well roll
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Witness me /b/ros
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Kala will have sex with me
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rollerino
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ok
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FAT NIGGERTITS
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lets see
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i want to fuck
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Let's fucking go.
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Rolll
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Rolling for singles
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>>672605718
Well
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>>672605718
dis is the chance i've been waiting for
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trump give me dubs
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>>672605718
Rolling
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rollin'
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Ayy lmao
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Help me Obi Wan you're my only hope
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Meh. Might as well
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I'll give it a shot
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itll never work
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Let me have sex please.
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Lol roll
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god-emperor i call upon you
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Rawl
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literally why
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Oh god please give me repeating numbers
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reroll
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>>672605718
SAUCE ON THAT BITCH
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i want her
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NIGGER
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rollolol
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666
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This is stupid....but roll.
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>implying ill ever get laid
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rollo
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lemme get that poosy
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>>672605718
Roll a roll thanks for the grool
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c'mon
>>672605718
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>>672605718
Lmao this is the gayest shit on 4chan, I've hated this shit since 05. My girls right next to me so I'll fuck right now. Fuck your trips or dubs you newfag niggers.
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need tits
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God of dubs please grant me dubs
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let's see
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>>672605718
If youre posting on 4chin. You arent getting laid. Fact.
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It's gonna be a while for me.
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black magic hacktivate
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>>672605718
roll
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rololol
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Why not...?
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pls
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>>672605718
Finally losing my V-card.
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Lez go
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>>672608082
Fuck you god of dubs
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>>672607196
Silver should go in the middle.
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please
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>>672605718
Rolling for love.
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>>672605718
check em'
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pls look at these quints
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>>672608000
Hahaha ok. Maybe not so stupid! Well, it's kind of real. I just left a chicks place that said next time I come over I can fuck her. So maybe this week....
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roll taco
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first try
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>>672608053
>>672608053
I hope the trap you're bragging about gives you herpes.
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>>672605718
Rollan
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>>672605718
I shall roll for the mighty god of rolling keks.
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oneitis pls
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>>672605718
hit me with that wet dick daddy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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pls
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Oh bb
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Rolling just in case.
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fuck
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>>672605718
gimme
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Maybe
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>>672605718
i need this
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fook
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>>672605718
kkk
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>>672608254
Why hast thou forsaken me, oh all mighty god of keks?
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Witness my dubs
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ok please give me somthing
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Oh thy God of Dubs, save me from thy wizards.
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ROLL
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ass
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>>672605718

rollio
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>>672605718
guru
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roll all day
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>>672608093
Says the guy who didn't get dubs
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>>672605718
tfw when everybody calculates when the next quads will arise
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Roll for dubs
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Nig
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check
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>>672608334
Damnit, one off! Rolling again.
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>>672608400
YES!
THANK YOU ALL MIGHTY!
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I think I'm going to be rolling all night...
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>>672608400
Next 6 months you lose your V-card!
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>>672608400
Winrar!!!
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let's do this
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labia
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rollllll
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chill
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rolling so i can be alone forever
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Rolling cuz I'm desperate
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>>672605718
bullshit fam
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Rolllllll
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See me rolling!
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Rolling for wizard sleeve.
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clit
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>>672605718
Rolling
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>>672608533
Good shit
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ok
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>>672605718
check d god
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rollerino
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>>672605718
roll
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>>672608111
checkem
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Im a virgin
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Rollerino
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>>672605718
Roll for anything
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Here's hoping.
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>>672605718
Fag
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NIGGER CAPTCHA FUCK YOU
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Quads boiz.
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Rollololol
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rollerino
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1/meh would get singles again
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i mean, really
whatever, let's roll bitch
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Quads demand it.
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Guess it's worth a roll.
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roll this shit
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I'm jacking it tonight no matter what I roll
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PLSs
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>>672605718
roll
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rollinnn
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>>672605718
GOT EM
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>>672605718
Nigger botch
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>>672608861
re rolling lol
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Oneitis pls
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>>672605718

Rolling
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>>672605718
Gibs
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>>672608887
FUCK YOU!
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I'm feeling lucky
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>>672608887
>Kill yourself, faggot
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negroes
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>>672608887
Gah I was so close.
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>>672605718
yo
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i AM groot
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>>672605718
Russian rollette
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>>672605718
make me lose hope anon
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>>672605718
rollan
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rolling cause I'm an autistic neckbeard who relies on false hope and reassurance from /b/ for any and all social interactions
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>>672605718
rolll
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I'm pathetic enough that I'm weighing whether or not I get laid, on a pair of fucking numbers... I feel so autistic
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>>672608887
*sad violin song*
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Sure, why not?
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>>672608999
Ah shit. Witnessed.
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singles roll
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im horny
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Check these sick trips.
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>>672605718
give me anything please
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One more time..
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>>672605718
foreveralone singles get
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rollan duck
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meme. roooo
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>>672605718
FUCK IT, NOBODY'S GETTING LAID IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS.
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Rollah
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this is it
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Le rollerino
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>>672605718
GO, GO, GO!
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>>672609127
please please please
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>>672605718
If none... An hero it is.
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Pls
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Rolling for singles, because I already know how my life plays out...
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>>672605718
K
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>>672605718
CAN I TRY ONCE MORE?
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>>672605718
Rollin in a van down by the river!
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>>672605718
rolliton
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>>672609039
yep
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>>672605718
rollingstone
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>>672605718
Quints please
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checkem
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>>672605718
Roll
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>>672605718
i'll get singles obvs, but the kind of singles that means i'll never get laid again. just kill me now.
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I think I'm just going to watch some Amy Yip...
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I get laid whenever the fuck I want.
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>>672607393
I don't get it.
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I'm jacking off tonight so it doesn't matter what I roll
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>>672605718
Reroll
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>>672609247
Welp... See all you virgins in hell.
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>>672605718
Roll
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>>672605718
yee
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>>672609558
Fuck
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Intredasting
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>>672605718
Isn't that Maddie the stuck up little cunt from all the Sia videos?
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we can dream
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...Welp.
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>>672605718
c'mon go go go
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Anul
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What if you live nowhere near to people?
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>>672609635
What's the policy on rerolls?
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>>672609659
or not
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Stuff
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>>672605718
no
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>>672609244
Noice
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What do I have to lose?
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Cmon, daddy needs to bust a nut!
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Girlfriend is next to me right now, I'm set
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>>672605718
show me the money
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I don't know if the roll that. Just got dubs was me, or if it was someone else, so I'm going to roll again.
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Rawl
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>>672609764
this
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>>672605718
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Fuck it
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>>672609155
already got dubs, rolling for trips
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roll nothing to loose
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I beg some heavenly deity to bless me with trips or better.
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100th time's the charm, guys.
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edgagha
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Rooool
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I say I get trips or if I don't I'll still get laid.
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Guys.....who is she ?
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Rolling, cuse bugger oy.
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Pingu
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>>672610033
Rebegging
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>>672610032
again
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>>672605718
heil satan
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>>672610204
Come on, trips or better
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>>672610217
bleh
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>>672605718
please
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>>672605718
checked
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>>672605718
Pingu
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>>672610281
Please!
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>>672610319
looks like I suck
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>>672605718
rollerino
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role
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>>672605718
11111
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>>672610367
Come on damnit!
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Let's get some
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Trips pls?
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Why am I still doing this
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>>672610505
One off! Please!
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reroll
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>>672610598
Damnit!
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Thank god this thing is about to 404
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>>672605718
fsasd
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>>672605718
kek
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>>672605718
Well, it's been a while, so I might as well roll.
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>>672610653
Check 'em
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