Alright, /b/. Quiet down and take your seats, class is in session.
>>672605618
Who's the new kid anon? And why is black?
*pen clicking
>>672605843
I heard is dad "left for the grocery store"
I fucking hate these kids i just want to go to stanford but i have no chance with my 2.8 gpa :(
>Music blaring from beats headphones.
Ayo Misteh, can I go to the baffroom?
"Can i go to the bathroom?"
what class is this. the professor is tripping on something
*starts jacking off*
>>672606463
SIR, ANON IS JACKING OFF AGAIN.
Sir, Juan Pérez is swearing in spanish
>>672605618
Oy, Teach, you forgot to collect the homework!
>>672606339
>>672606380
Ok Diamond can you take Tyrone to the bathroom?
Sir why have we not gassed the jews yet
>>672606804
ANON YOU FUCKING KNOB. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T DO MINE
>>672607044
Good question, anon. Not really sure either.
>Ayo fam, you got pincel?
1 potato + 1 potato = 2 potato
>>672607526
Hey anon, can I copy?
Mr Op. Don't forget to check our homeworks!
>>672605618
sir CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. WE NEED A BLACK LADY TEACHER IN HERE.
Can I have a piece of paper?
>>672606339
haven't laughed that hard since sandy hook
>>672608130
no u shitty
>>672608282
Please just one more
hello everyone i amed student that is the new from russia i want to be friends with the best of you yes
my name is pavel
cyka blyat))
SHHHHH
omg sorry i came so fucking late
>>672607066
UMUMUMUMUMUM TEACHER, DUBS SAID A SWEAR
>>672607812
Oh. Thanks for reminding me, Brandon. Alright class, take out your homework that you were assigned on Friday.
>>672608922
>>672608915
Psh, we all know why you came late, Amanda
CAN I USE EMOJIS IN THIS CLASS?
>>672609154
>>672608922
Fuck off, Chris. You fucking snitch. Meet me behind the school. Faggot.
>>672608915
>>672609260
I call dibs on her after class.
>>672609339
Heck yeah you can
>>672609433
this chris guy sound like what you call the faggot
cyka())()()0))))
>>672609433
I'm gonna tell my dad on you
>>672609831
Bring it, fag boi
>>672609549
thanks you sir!
>>672609831
>>672610118
you're both faggot now shut up i try and learn english
cyka blyat
SOMEBODY TOOK A SHIT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
>>672605618*Reaches in bag for metal object
>>672610388
English? I thought we were in sex ed?
>>672610388
Fuck you just call me, you russian piece of shit? I'll beat your shit, faggot.
>>672610620
what is the "6 ed"
>>672610118
Eat a nigga dick
>>672610620
Sex Ed? I thought this was Geometry.
>>672610672
cyka blyat mess with me mess with bear pet marx
Sick of this shit...
ENOUGH *reaches in backpack*
Fuck sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
>>672610947
OHSHITNIGGER
>>672610947
oh shit git down comradez
Eddie has a gun!!!
>>672610947
got him pavel comrade
>>672610947
WHITE BOI GOTTA GUN SHEEEIIIT
*starts playing Pokemon emerald in back of class*
HEY DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE TO CATCH CHARMANDER
>>672610947
Fuck normies
>>672610947
>>672611257
thank you comrade x
xaxaxaxa
>>672610947
IT'S SANDYHOOK ALL OVER AGAIN!
>>672610947
H-hey man remember when I defended you from those douchebags?
>>672611631
rest in peace comrade eddie qwikscoped by mlg russian clan sniper Xx_Vasily_xX
Relax Guys, it t'a a bebe gun look
>>672610947
WOAH, NELSON I SAVED YOU FROM THAT DODGEBALL IN GYM ONCE.
>>672605618
How soon can I drop out?
>>672611895
haha pussy comrade why no bring real gun in russia everyone has ak47
cyka (((
>>672610947
Put the gun back in the bag. You're entering a world of pain here, put the gun back in the bag.
>>672610947
FREEZE.
>>672610947
just do it
>>672611895
nice job now cop is here cyka
>>672611895
Phew you had me scared there for a second.
>>672610947
My final dab.
>>672612458
wanna fuck
>>672612536
ANYONE ELSE WANNA HELP ME HANG THIS FAGGOT BY HIS UNDERWEAR?
>>672607465
No tyrone, get the fuck outta here before I send yo ass back to compton
>>672612458
I'm donw for fuk
You bastards were saved by the Bell last time. *starts vaping*
>>672610947
Should I be there hero here or just say fuck it?
>>672612917
Fuck you say, white boi? Don't even try me fam, i'll knock your punk ass out bruh. Bitch ass nigga
Where the fuck is Chad at?
>>672612813
I'll help you
>>672613028
We get it, Chad, You vape.
>>672609029
Maybe if I sit still long enough..... sandy hook will happen...
>>672610947
Please start with >>672613135
>>672613135
Chad's the quaterback, and he's gonna be fucking stomping on your nigger back.
>>672613344
That little ass fuckboi ain't finna do shit, nigga.
*CHUCKS HUGE CLOUD*
>adjusts trench coach
>puts on sunglasses
>starts reaching into backpack
>>672613135
Yo, better calm your fried chicken lips down before I touch down on your mom like I did last night. *Vapes.*
>>672613409
Ya damn googly straight I am bitch!
>>672613600
Fucking kill yourself you dress like a retard.
>>672613409
Chad? You mean that pussy ass nigga I fucked up last semester.
There sure are a lot of people reaching into their backpacks in here
>>672613741
You're first.
>>672613713
Chad's here to save the day from Tyrone again, that goddamned greasy punk ass bitch ass nigga.
*not giving two shnikes about nigga getting off a gun*
w-where is my cat?
>>672613916
Demonstrate. Pussy.
>>672613472
>throws fried chicken out the door
Go fetch boy
>>672613784
That sucker punch wasn't shit, come meet me on the football field faggot, watch me shit on your jordans.
>>672613713
Square up, nigga. I'm right here bruh.
>>672614183
WORLDSTAR
>>672614237
>throw another chicken drum out the door
Go eat with your friend
>>672614461
is there any leftovers for me, mister?
>>672614237
*Whispers "touch me and my dad will sue."*
Let's go Tyrone, that's why your sister watermellooninthepussysmellinglikemashpotatosquesha was on my dick last night,
*Obligatory vape hit*
>>672614183
Right here, you bitch ass nigga.
>>672614700
Sure thing Timmy just be sure to focus on your studies while eating it.
>the cuck professor just sitting there like
Tyrone, Chad, pls don't fight
>>672614855
thanks, my respectable sir. you were not a fag today!
Where dafuq is ms hot ass bitch at?
>>672614735
>Administration comes in to tell chad his dad died in a car crash earlier today
Get it on!
>>672615005
lmao
>>672615005
Yo can I hit up the washroom real swift bud?
sorry im late
>>672614735
Hell nah bruh, you love to run your little punk ass mouth don't che? Square up nigga. Fuck your lawyer father, i'll fuck him up too.
>>672615116
>sigh
>order some more KFC
>>672615254
S-sure
>>672615172
*Chad sits there like.*
C-come on Tyrone
>>672615484
"MR. RHAMMER IS A PUSSY!"
>>672615484
*vapes in washroom*
Where that little fuckboi Chad at?
Does anyone have Gum??
Are there any girls in this class
>>672615707
That's not what your mother said the other night at the parents-teacher conference
>>672616074
u want mints? i've got mints, who wants mints?
>takes a toke under table
*cough*cough*
Yo teach how much longer do we have?
>>672616074
I do, don't anyone tho.
>Passes gum
yo dawg want to hear a joke better than 24?
...
6 MILLION
>>672616202
Nobody wants mints, Mark
>>672605618
play this shit loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
>>672606187
fuck stanford. theyre a bunch of bitches
>>672616074
Gun? Yeah I've got one right here.
>>672616089
"NO SHE SAID YOUR DICK IS TINY AND MIGHT AS WELL BE CALLED DUDE RHAMMER!"
>>672616343
u sure don't want mints, teechum?
I knew that nigga chad wasn't about shit.
"will this be on the test?"
Anyone need a cigarette for after class?
>>672616426
shit mate not another one
>>672616343
TORTUGON
>>672615894
>>672615363
>>672614237
*Chad's secret gay lover runs in, his anus dangling low between his legs.*
FUCKK YOU SAY YA BIG COCKED NIGGER?
>>672616583
i need a lighter, have one?
>>672605618
When will I ever use this?
>>672616494
"YO I WANT SOME DUDER!"
>>672616465
That's it. Detention for you
>>672616494
Yeah Mark, nobody ever wants your mints
>>672616610
What?
>>672616610
OMODAFUKEENSHETNIGA
>>672616732
Yeah bro.
>>672616819
"LICK LIGHTNING RHAMMER!"
>>672606339
Ultimate kek
>>672616636
Gonna fuck you up faggot.
Show of hands, how many of you have guns here?
Principal here, what the frick is going on here
>>672616819
b-but, they are free, and are mints, y'know...
>>672616787
*gives a couple of mints*
MARK THE MINT MAN FINALLY SERVED ITS PURPOSE GUYS
*takes out a gun* YEEEEEEHAWWWW
pssst.. i got weed
yall r so stupid LOLOLOL
>>672617241
Don't worry sir, everything is under control
>>672616636
>>672617198
Oh hell yes
>>672616979
hand it over just a sec, teacher would you lemme go to the baffroom?
ROBERT HAS A PISTOL IN HIS BACKPACK HELP
>>672617241
Fuck off Randy.
Robert can't see shit through vape smoke
>>672617414
"DON'T BE FOOLED THIS DUDE IS TOTALLY INCOMPETENT!"
>>672617414
FUCK YOU MR. FATSO
mark you motherfucker put the mint away and rick you fucking redneck give me that gun or I'll call yo mama fucking bullshit
i dont want to fuckijg smell weed here faggots
>>672605618
FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA DIE
>>672617691
[vaping intensifies]
>>672617414
"HE RAPED ME!"
CAN WE HAVE CLASS OUTSIDE???
>>672617753
"YEAH!"
>>672617725
>>672617753
Say what you want. I get paid either way
>>672617861
...sir, don't you mean put the gun away?
*Vapes due to stress*
>>672617503
yeah here yo go bro
>>672618054
"NOT WHEN I TELL THEM THAT YOU TOUCHED ME ON MY DINK AND SENT ME PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN DRESSES!"
>>672617753
Coming from that "calm until trips" thread that blew up then 404'd?
>>672617980
You say it as if it was something bad
>>672618304
thanks dude, u r the man~
>>672610882
well that explains the fucking shapes
Have you been on 4chan lately?
I prepared for school today!!!
>>672618387
>>672618465
"JUST SENT THE ADMINISTRATION THOSE PICS YOU SENT ME! HAVE FUN IN PRISON WITH THE NIGGERS!"
>>672618533
"a cubic pussy is something normal in our family's religion, teacher!"
*meanwhile, as the fat tard in the back is reaching into his 3rd neckbeard roll, pulling out more fat, proclaiming* MY DIABETUS WILL PREVAIL COMMENCE FINAL VIRGINITY FORM AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDGSUEVISVSJEVDUDVUDDIDVDHGDJDGDVDIDBDIDBIDDBIDBDDVDDDMSPWHSUEIURIFBCIGID *shits*
>>672617198
WHIP IT OUT YA NIGGER!
>>672618538
Yeah there are so many fucking newfags on there lately. It's all fucking cancer lately. I remember when there was actually good shit on there.
>>672618752
Oh anon... They already had those pictures
>>672618387
I hope you end up like Chad did. RAPED by niggers Mr.assrhammer.
>>672605618
Dare me to jerkoff in class?
>>672618919
...teechum, we have some stinky problems back he-
TEACHER
HELP US
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
*gets sucked by diabetes*
Everyone, I heard Thomas brought the CP.
*opens CMD while anon video plays in background*
Guys look I`m a hacker.
*types color 2 hits enter types tree*
>>672618938
Tim put the watergun away. How many times do we have to go through this?
>>672605618. TEACHER! JEFFERY IS SHOOTING UP SCHOOL AGAIN!
>>672619137
Do it, I dare you.
>>672619243
orly? :>
>>672619084
>>672619220
SSSSSKKKRRREEEEEEEE
CALLING FORTH THE LEGION OF FAT SCOOTERS
>>672619366
Oh yea, our principal, Thomas, is in this class
>>672619345
Alright
*fap fap fap*
Lick your lips real quick bro
Aye scriptkiddie, I CMD pro u nub I ping 127.0.0.1 all day.
Fire Alarm?
Pro Tip: Yes
>>672619554
OSHITNIGA 2x
>>672619582
Yo I gotta pce, doctors appointment. Sorry bud I'll watch you jerk off later.
>>672619562
nice, tell him to hand ovet the links real quick
>>672619765
Wait wait, I love you
Alright everyone, class will soon be over, so I want everyone to settle down and work on next weeks project
>>672618473
no problem dude
anyone know where jack is that fucker owes me 5 dollars
TEACHER! JEFFERY IS SHOOTING UP SCHOOL AGAIN!
>>672619754
Huh?
*pokemon evolution scene commences*
STINKY FAT SHIT OF WHALE TARD IS EVOLVING?!?!?!
>>672619851
His deal is jerk him in the bathroom
*intense stress vaping sets off fire alarm*
EVERYONE OUT OF THE BUILDING.
FIRE ALARM SHIT.
>>672619863
"I'VE ALREADY FINISHED WITH YOUR WIFE. WHAT ABOUT THE WEEK AFTER THAT?"
>>672620135
The week after that will just be you and me
>>672620113
Nah nigga, its cool, lemme get yo mixtape out, that shit puts out all the heat cuz yo shit sucks
>>672619855
"Lmao FAG!" *whispers* "I love u too bb"
>>672619108
Damn it becky I told you that in confidence...
>>672619869
i've seen him by the hall covered in vape and coke, u might wanna go search for him.
>>672620021
>>672620113
"GOD DAMN IT RONNY!"
>>672619986
IT'S GONNA FLOOD THE SCHOOL WITH FATNESS
FUCK OFF CHADS I BET NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER MET A REAL GENTLEMAN BEFORE
>>672620300
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU PEDERASS!"
>>672620417
*paralyzed by social anxiety*
>>672619999
fair enough, tell him to meet me at bathroom entrance
...oh god i'm going so many times to the baffroom 4 different stuff
>>672620584
uuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
*RELEASES HURRICANES AND FLOODS OF LIQUID BLACK EVOLVED SHIT
pavel is back cyka )))
Im later fo' class miz
wad i mis
dam nigs wats wit da gunz
>>672620857
He didn't make it out of the fire...
But I grabbed the CP. Ancient CD shit right here.
>>672620346
*clicks the recording end button*
gotcha!
*runs*
>>672621020
"DANIEL GO HOME. NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE!"
>>672621139
Now that's the good vintage shit. Makes my mouth water.
>>672621112
Friend me, pavel
>>672620647
Fuck you Dongus. No one cares.
>>672612589
You go first.
Ha. Stupid plebs can't beat me in smash. I bet you have link as a main you filthy casuals
i thought this was normal american school what is of the happening i do not understand this american crazyness
cyka ))
>>672621175
*Immediately cums blood*
>>672621139
oh crap, so sorry for him
...but eh, let's just watch the cp, that is what he would have wanted, right?
>>672621282
wil you be good friend comrade?
blyat))
>>672621273
You know what they say, bring enough to share
(P.S.: We should go back to his office before the place goes. Cops don't even try with that shit.)
>>672621449
I think we owe it to him.....
>>672620410
that faggot
>>672621397
oh god fuck, what's wrong with you two...
anyway, gotta show this to principle/teacher, they sure will want to fap to this
>>672621260
*initiating spongebob scene*
MY NAME
IS NOT
DDAAAAANNIIIEEELLLL
looks like i haf no comrade here i left all of comrade in slav school
>>672621449
>>672621518
Lets watch some underage toddler pussy get rekt.
>>672621568
but he's dead, we can't do much about it
You people don't know how to treat a lady. Not like I do you casuals.
*Smokes electric cigarette*
>>672621832
You have me, pavel
And american burger fat
>>672621260
Damn daniel back at with them white va- *immediately neck deep and choking with shit
>>672621717
yeah dude, he shouldn't have done that.
he's fucked now with the fire alarm isn't
>>672621934
you haf my back i haf yours comrade??? ))
>>672621839
Nobody brought a fucking CD player. That was Ashton's job.
>>672622127
Fucking Ashton, that fat lazy fuck.
>>672622127
is he still alive at least
i haf cd player comradz
>>672622255
Let's kick his ass and take his parents' car.
>>672622287
Not for long
>>672622346
Pavel saved us!
>>672622346
GOD FUCKING YES
here it is comrad pls no break its bestest one i haf
*puts on headphones and does my schoolwork, shaking my head*
>>672622435
do you know driving
but i have to agree, no one leaves us without cd player when fucking cp's on the line
>>672622666
Satan pls
>>672622094
he's a fucktard
did you hear about those two traps who flashed the band team last week
*skips class with girlfriend. Fucking her in the GYM bathroom*
God damn her pussy's tight
>>672622647
we love u sandnigz
u shall b remembered
>>672622687
Yes, indeed.
>>672622647
Great, let's beat Ashton down with this
hey who wants to shoot up..I mean do homework
comrad what is this CP i hear of, is it american food?
>>672622868
oh really? i've gotta tell you tho, i'm kinda the one who falls for traps anytime
>>672623146
cheese pizza, sure
here, a number to domino's, and a free pizza coupon. have fun!
>>672623323
Glad we got this shit down all on CD. Ashton's gonna eat shit
>>672622666
are you listening to satanic summoning rituals
>>672623323
thank you comrad
i herd when you see CP you must shout
"MODS"
Mister Zimmerman, in this "To Kill a Mockingbird" book we're reading, why don't you hesitate when it says nigger?
>>672623556
No, you yell sausage.
>>672623556
nah, that just turns you into a fag, don't do it
just stay calm, ignore any cp you see and keep posting of something unrelated, you'll be fine
>>672623556
and also yell sausage as said above
Sorry im late
you american teach me much
xaxaxaxaxa)))
Hey guys check out my new vape but dont tell the teacher
>Sits in the back with the other's playing Yugioh.
>beat kid with long black hair and eye liner
>gets mad and says I cheated
>Explain exactly what I did to win
>says that doesn't exist
>proves it with the rules
>kid grabs me by the neck
>tries to strangle me
>2 men in white come to him and take him off me
>Everyday life at the underground dueling school
>>672624232
same anon here
>>672623179
only if they're believable right?
>>672606339
I don't know, CAN YOU?
Hey teach, is it cool if I make a vine really quick?
>>672624232
it's really nice yo
just don't put something on fire like the other vaping idiots out there, fire alarm was activated once, a cp dealer died and we're all sad
sorry im late for class fam lmao whats happening
>>672624548
>cp dealer
>died
>sad
MODS
>>672624330
Damn anon. Leme try?
>>672624625
>TFW you will never be the cool kid in school
oh wait I was.
>>672624341
ofc the believable kind! i'll not just believe any stupid gal saying she' a trap just because she has a banana inside her panties
Jordane is sagging with a belt again!!!
hi, my name is eric harris and this is my bud Dylan Klebold.
>>672624793
top kek
>>672624885
alright good bro. itd be gay otherwise
>>672625000
Piss off fuccboi
>>672624793
don' be a cuck and enjoy, you won't see lil' tits like these all the time m8
>>672624860
yeah but i think i it will taste like shit that dumb ass bitch put weed in it
>>672624866
fuck
Mr. Teacher, oh teacher!
Can I be excused to check em.
>>672625041
IKR
hey hand me over the lighter once more, this mothafucka was hit by a stream of wind and I need it lit again
...huh, today was a good day
Thread is about to prune and Ashton still has shit in him
anyone else forget that?
>>672625500
>>672625500
Notta geo class but czech'd 'em
>>672625656
yeah let's go kill that fag at once
>>672625833
Bring a camera.
C.P business is happenin
>>672625585
ayo mane drop dat white dude shit i can hit chu up with some of them good smoking utensils i got them bongs and glass pipes for u homie. and if u need some of dat dank kush hmu homie u know wassup mane
>>672625585
damn right it was bro.
here you go man
>>672625987
i have a vid recorder, excuse me while i bring it up
>>672626026
...eh, ok but also share with lighter dude, he's the r33l mane here
>>672626148
He's in the west lot. Come on out. Not in car yet and talking with Chad
>>672625500
Now anon, did you bring enough dubs to share with the class?
