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I dare you motherfucker
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I'll start
https://imgur.com/a/sFobG
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The opposing Slowbro used Scald!
Raikou lost 27.1% of its health!
Raikou was burned!
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/06/politics/democratic-debate-live-updates/index.html?sr=watchHPbutton
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www.mcdburgershowdown.com/create_entry?locale=en_US
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/BamBamxxxx/
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>>672592741
Contorno
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>>672592741
>Do you really think that all they want to do is watching movies ? Come on !

See this is your problem; FUCK WHAT THEY WANT TO DO. Its about what YOU want. Get a backbone man.

Hear me out man; I think if they have to stay downstairs though IT WILL KILL HIS BONER and he will be gone. It will teach your daughter a valuable lesson and she just might thank you for it..
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>>672592741
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Dimethyltryptamine
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>>672592741
The Late Indian War
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on
Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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>>672593029
drink bleach
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• You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
• You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
• You cannot help little men by tearing down big men.
• You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
• You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
• You cannot establish sound security on borrowed money.
• You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
• You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn.
• You cannot build character and courage by destroying men’s initiative and independence.
• And you cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they can and should do for themselves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te5g1KEcYjc&feature=youtu.be
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http://www.spycameraforsale.com/mobile-spy-camera/640-480-resolution-usb-pen-spy-camcorder-camera-with-4gb-memory-hidden-camera.html Needed to remember the url to get creep photos.
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>>672593162
Done, now you
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http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php
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http://xhamster.com/movies/418508/she_touching_a_person_with_her_hand.html
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>>672593202
Wut part 5 I missed that
This guy is gold
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http://reallifecam.com/en/view/14_1

You caught me boiz >.>
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http://www.andysworldofwood.com/web_images/medium_treasure_chest.jpg
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/answer-sheet/wp/2016/03/05/enough-with-trashing-the-liberal-arts-stop-being-stupid/

I disagreed with the article, btw.
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https://www.revelatte.com/r/17/
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>>672592741
https://e621.net/post/show/844094/2016-anonymous-anthro-avian-before_and_after-blush
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https://vine.co/v/epEWWpIuUBl
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[TPPN-043] Again Hot Sex More Intense Than Before 1080p - Starring Yui Hatano
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>>672592741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JIxlEnDzA
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Erika Medina
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW6HW8jO_U
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A "FUCK NO" IN THIS THREAD.
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Fuck you fag
ЛȎƊПDZƉȖǹğņɋȤĭǹšʼnЛȖƊПЍ
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>>672592741
ACTUAL RECENT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP FOUND ON CNN:

"i like to dress up as wolvy (my 3rd fav x man)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my wolverine suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dsGeGzxTs
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>>672592741
broke up with my gf of 3 years

...don't ask
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>>672592741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIES3ii-IOg
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https://play.spotify.com/track/4A0a1jZGf6FhzPAmTRSFeN
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Lion Maker put my booty in your face
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https://youtu.be/PZwQeZh6rP0
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Dexter's Laboratory: Ego Trip
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>>672594042
what the kucf
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I successfully asserted my male perception of what a woman should aspire to be
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Can you bring my medicine, cough drops and water cup from downstairs?
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Two Door Cinema Club
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
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Their difficulties with social interaction may manifest in the following ways:

limited use and understanding of non-verbal communication such as eye gaze, facial expression and gesture
difficulties forming and sustaining friendships
lack of seeking to share enjoyment, interests and activities with other people
difficulties with social and emotional responsiveness
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>>672593056
We could be friends sad that this is /b/
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Vistaril
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୧⍜ヮ ]⍜୨
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And so it was that the Lone Anon ventured forth into /b intent on discovering the fate of two brothers who had once disappeared forever, leaving him an only child.  /b proved a cruel and inhospitable place, and the Lone Anon ultimately surrendered to the vices that had claimed so many others – pedophilia, cruelty, bait. These were the values that guided a lost soul through countless trials and triumphs.  But it was not until the end of this long road that the Lone Anon learned the true meaning of that greatest of virtues – sacrifice. After posting a thread saying that he would kill himself on video if quads were rolled, the child followed the example of the brothers sacrificing life itself for the greater good of /b.  So ends the story of the Lone Anon, who stepped through the great door of /b and into the annals of legend. But the tale of /b will never come to a close, for the only thing left on /b is bait without end, and bait – bait never changes.

(Lol, that was my ctrl-v, literal definition of copypasta?)
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>>672592741
Thank you very much for reading this.
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>>672592741

GIANNA MICHAELS
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>>672594856

And so it was that the Lone Anon ventured forth into /b intent on discovering the fate of two brothers who had once disappeared forever, leaving him an only child. 

/b proved a cruel and inhospitable place, and the Lone Anon ultimately surrendered to the vices that had claimed so many others – pedophilia, cruelty, bait. These were the values that guided a lost soul through countless trials and triumphs. 

But it was not until the end of this long road that the Lone Anon learned the true meaning of that greatest of virtues – sacrifice. After posting a thread saying that he would kill himself on video if quads were rolled, the child followed the example of the brothers sacrificing life itself for the greater good of /b. 

So ends the story of the Lone Anon, who stepped through the great door of /b and into the annals of legend. But the tale of /b will never come to a close, for the only thing left on /b is bait without end, and bait – bait never changes.

(Looks like it also lost its formatting)
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>>672592741

Anons help, every time I try and be nice she gets sick and dies.

>Teaching Feeling thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxD90Z2Xd4Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSQwj3s8Y4s#t=18.084101
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poptepipic
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>>672594886
NO
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>>672592741
Nigglet
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/01/nyregion/attica-prison-infamous-for-bloodshed-faces-a-reckoning-as-guards-go-on-trial.html?_r=0
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>>672592741
http://youtu.be/Fxa535-sfBk
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http://www.txxx.com/videos/263382/horny-ts-seduced-a-guy/
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https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=317184451&token=tI1EN1-u
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>>672592741
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1457315966560.png
>disappointed
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https://bytewhale.com/728sgn82qh0k/Chaturbate-Public.Show-f-arielxxxooo-2016.03.06.230439.mp4
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http://95.211.228.117/watch/-93945766_171324755
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>>672592741
Defeat
Battle: El Halluf
Vehicles: T92
Experience received: 762
Credits earned: 50525 (fine for damage caused to allies: 718)
Battle achievements: High Caliber, Gore's Medal, Mastery Badge: "I Class"
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F ⃗
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i dont know what id do without you :(
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>>672595947
s-tier eva notty pov
ur welcome
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>>672595829
Thank you.
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>>672592821
that girl is fucking revolting
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Important

WeeChat itself can NOT connect to another WeeChat with this protocol.
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“La Persistencia de la Memoria”
Fotomontaje realizado por Andrés Cruzat y publicado en su Galeria de Flickr, reune fotos originales tomadas por: Horacio Villalobos, Köen Wessing, Chas Gerretsen y David Burnett.
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When is the vocab quiz
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>>672592741

Dana Vespoli Venus Lux
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3.330231
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>>672592741

How do I unbake a cake?
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fucking calc homewhork
12. 8.8 Pg 575: 19, 23, 27, 31, 35, 39, 43, 47, 67, 69
13. 9.1 Pg 592: 1, 5, 9, 13, 17, 21, 25, 29, 33, 37, 41, 45, 49, 53, 57, 61, 65, 69, 73
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>>672592821
What are the drivers and barriers for a successful user acceptance of e-Enterprise systems?

1- Introduction
The way businesses are run is changing. In this modern economic environment the days in which an organisation can grow, and thrive without some kind of digital input are gone. The Internet has changed the way that everything is done, and it is becoming increasingly clear that most organisations find it advantageous to adopt some kind of internet application to support their business.
Despite this, an issue that many companies have is that users do not always readily accept new e-Enterprise systems that could be beneficial to the organisation as a whole. At the centre of every business lies the people so it stands to reason the human element is one that has to be considered alongside other business elements whenever a technological change is implemented.
MacGergor and Vrazalic (2005) show that despite the significant growth of IT, particularly within small and medium sized enterprises the rate of adoption of these services has been fairly low.
In this paper the barriers to successful user acceptance of e-Enterprise systems will be discussed as will the drivers that allow users to engage properly.
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https://www.storenvy.com/products/16120800-quick-chick-loose-baby-blue-zip-up-hoodie i like it fuck off
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s150x150/
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>>672592741
Historically, astronomers have long believed that no mid-sized black holes exist. However, recent evidence from Chandra, XMM-Newton and Hubble strengthens the case that mid-size black holes do exist. One possible mechanism for the formation of supermassive black holes involves a chain reaction of collisions of stars in compact star clusters that results in the buildup of extremely massive stars, which then collapse to form intermediate-mass black holes. The star clusters then sink to the center of the galaxy, where the intermediate-mass black holes merge to form a supermassive black hole.
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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On mobile, this was first in my cliptray
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∫10/((x-6)^(1/3))dx from 6 to 10
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>>672596664
>https://www.storenvy.com/products/16120800-quick-chick-loose-baby-blue-zip-up-hoodie
dont wear that in public dude lmao
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>>672592741
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1nAJEjoDpNAxL
Ween
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http://i.imgur.com/N8nBMVV.jpg?1

Stanced out kiddie car
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http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/for/5411991964.html
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Robert Claxon left the service of the East India Company and converted to Islam at the court of a local Sultan. Then, being discontented, came back to Surat and showed great remorse. The English took him back and entrusted him with £40 for purchases. He then vanished with the money.
Explain the business problem that this example illustrates.
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>>672596807
WTF is a cliptray
Also why is that watch 300$,it looks like shit
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>>672592741
=if(C53="Yes",0.5,if (C53="Reminded",0.25,0))
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>>672596779
Somebody explain why this is funny?
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Huang Ke
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pronghorn
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>>672597260
everyone did it in highschool and it's a big fucking pain
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>>672597260
This is a paste thread. Paste isn't funny.
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>>672597260
If it's relate-able it's funny
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>>672589981
You know that spamming makes more of these threads? If you don't like it ignore it. Fuck, you can even put up a filter to block these threads. Even though there are worse threads, loli threads, trap, fur, guto, rekt, bestiality, even some cp threads once in a while. Yet you choose to spam this, keys and have fun changing your IP after b&
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>>672596264
She aight
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>>672596779
go back to iFunny faggot
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>>672592741
http://www.darmstadt.de/software/wahlen/KW16/STAVO/KWTrend2016JAVA/KWTrend2016/
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That sounds pretty incredible... I have this recent overwhelming fantasy of having someone on their back, fucking them slowly while stroking them in rhythm. I'd be interested in performing oral too, but I don't think I could ever bottom.

You might be too good to be true. Where do we go from here?
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Cont
so she left her house without permission, arrived the casino and the first thing she saw was this tall, blonde guy, with blue eyes, a damn prince, hr came to her and asked her to dance, (back in the days, if u danced u would fuck afterwards) she said yes, and in the middle of the song she saw he had no shoes, and some ram-foot like, she screamed and pointed to his feet, everybody saw so he burnt the casino down, about half the people died, the story was told by the survivors
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ゴミクズ害児が生き恥をさらしているようで何より
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>>672292430 (OP) (You)
Antifreeze and gatoraid
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>>672596807
This is fucking clip tray.

It's a well put together watch, you can get something that looks like a Rolex for $30 but it'll be dog shit when the Rolex is $10-20k
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how to find child porn with onion
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>>672598751
Check onion wiki links
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>>672592741
https://youtu.be/vM8qpA7Crpw
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>>672598705
↑Was meant for↓
>>672597197
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GUCCI G-TIMELESS
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set_Dynamic_Array_Element(prim_table, current_node , KNOWN, VISITED);

haha fuck you guys
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https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL45xb3ujEhqVB8Y8IoXn7rC_jeCFmEfI9
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Deipnophobia
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wixMini
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C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Fallout New Vegas
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http://youtu.be/cLJ1z_6BnKw
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Iiits whatever? Iii am sleepy and wanna do stuff but mostly cause i want junk food but like i dont neeeed junk food. Iim glad work is goin well
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When an individual hermit crab finds a new empty shell it will leave its own shell and inspect the vacant shell for size. If the shell is found to be too large, the crab goes back to its own shell and then waits by the vacant shell for up to 8 hours. As new crabs arrive they also inspect the shell and, if it is too big, wait with the others, forming a group of up to 20 individuals, holding onto each other in a line from the largest to the smallest crab. As soon as a crab arrives that is the right size for the vacant shell and claims it, leaving its old shell vacant, all the crabs in the queue swiftly exchange shells in sequence, each one moving up to the next size.
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-sia/siä ending
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>>672592741
http://strawpoIIDOTme/6931645
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Somebody gave me this link but I don't even understand Czech (._. )

http://aukro.cz/paradni-asus-eee-pc-x101ch-od-1kc-i6027108452.html?bi_s=archiv_aukro&bi_m=page-user-items-page&bi_c=link-recommended-top-box
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>>672592741
http://i.4cdn.org/vp/1457314564724.png
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>>672593934
i feels you, dont do it bro
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>>672592833
username is Living Room Set
meet me there faggot
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>>672592741
Teresa Gallagher
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>>672592821
I never could stomach... all the damn vampires
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samp://play.uifserver.net:7776
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>>>/fit/
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ntel
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Core

2 Duo T5550
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http://i.imgur.com/sSWXulq.gifv
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girls do porn episode 309
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https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature
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http://nlcatp.org/racial-discrimination-in-the-workplace-statistics/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/02/civil-rights-act-anniversary-
racism-charts_n_5521104.html
http://www1.eeoc.gov/eeoc/newsroom/release/2-4-15.cfm
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>>672600154
>overview
>lol
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>>672595748
shit song bro
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Soushisoai Note
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Literally nothing, just restarted computer kek
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Hypohidrotic ectodermal dysplasia
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>>672592741
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35741715

o shit I'm caught
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>>672592741

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/01/john-steinbeck-on-falling-in-love-a-1958-letter/251375/?utm_source=SFFB
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>>672592741
After Black Beauty grows to adulthood, he is sold to Squire Gordon in Birtwick Park. There he lives with Merrylegs, a "cheery, plucky, good-natured little fellow," and a couple other horses. Ginger and Beauty are with each other most of the time, so she and he get to know each other well. Ginger tells him that she was mistreated quite often; when she was first in contact with men, they handled her roughly.

As she continues her history, Ginger tells Beauty about having to wear the bearing rein, which forces the horse to keep its head high in a fashionable pose for pulling carriages. However, the bearing rein is unnatural and causes the horse severe pain in its neck. This mention of the bearing rein is one of the main reasons Anna Sewell wrote her novel; she was strongly against this cruel device as well any cruelty to horses and other animals.

Ginger eventually settles down at the Gordons' place. But after Mrs. Gordon becomes ill and they move away, Beauty and the others are sold. Beauty does not see her for some years, but one day as he endures some hardship, he sees poor Ginger pulling an old cab. She is thin, her joints are swollen, and she looks pitiful. Later, Beauty sees a dead horse and he hopes it may be the end of suffering for Ginger.

Sources:
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>>672592741
1604677
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>>672592741
planeador
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http://i.imgur.com/WhDN2oR.png
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Shoyonoido Mako-chan
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ayy lmao

http ://pastebin com/EJPSjWT0
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Young child eagerly enters theatre, excited to see zootopia. He has waited long for this.

The clock nears 5:40. He is estatic.

Finally! He may go enter the theatre.

But as soon as he opens the door, a waft of sweat, cum, and shit permeates his nasal passage.

He looks in horror. Half of the theater patrons are wearing fursuits.


He has to sit all the way in the front so he can see, he hears grunting, farting, and someone's masturbating?

Then a scene where the fox and rabbit are wrestling over something.

The sound of unzipping pants suddenly fills the theatre.


Fucking furries man
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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https://m.imgur.com/a/e8JI6
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https://m.imgur.com/a/fekt4
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1106
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www.reddit.com/r/h3h3productions/
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Im so fucking glad you white people are going extinct you fucking faggots are cucks, just fucking going to fuck as much white girls i can and try and impregnate them with my spic seed
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>>672602046
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https://youtu.be/zDtfH9oVem0
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>>672592741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43mylyGw7A
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Slaine, Elizabeth. "Comparing and Contrasting Abraham and Okonkwo's Sacrificial Acts." Better Lesson. N.p., n.d. Web. <http://betterlesson.com/lesson/565581/comparing-and-contrasting-abraham-and-okonkwo-s-sacrificial-acts>.

just finished my english project kek
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>>672592741
Original GATs
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Here's the fuckin' thing, here's the fuckin reason. Here, here's the fuckin' thing, you see these guys. They come in here and they fucking think, they fucking think that they can really, really work it through. They think that they can come to me. They think that they can come in here, come into my house. That they can just come in and just do what ever they want. They think that they can come in here and do what ever they want. They think that they're OK, that they're OK to do what ever they want, they just don't want to come into my house, MY house, a - because, I will be READY for them. I am one-hundred percent justifiably ready; every single second of my life I've trained for this moment. Every single, every single, waking moment of my life I've been trained; ready and willing to fight and beat up anyone who comes into MY house and they think they can come into my house; they just believe, they think they know, they think they feel, they think they can speak whatever they want in My house, then they come into MY house and I can beat them up, do whatever I want to them in MY house and they think they can do whatever they want, but I will fight them with every last tooth and nail. In MY house, they will be ready for it, they can't understand that I'm ready for it in MY house and they don't know that I will always be ready for them in MY house, and I just wanna let you know that I will be ready for you in MY. HOUSE. Because if you come into MY house I will be so ready for you, that your ass is gonna fall out, you're just gonna walk right in and your ass is gonna fall out onto the floor and I'm gonna have to go get the shovel and scoop it up, and then maybe you and I can go to a Caribou Coffee, or a Starbucks, then MY house, come back later then drink some of that coffee; then I'm gonna beat. you. the. fuck. up, and then I'm gonna take you to the hospital because I beat. you. the. fuck. up. because this is MY HOUSE.
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Metaphysics: A Contemporary Introduction
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Ouya
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http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/5475544077.html
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>>672592741
{{< figure src="/files/ecuacion2.png" title="Put Figure Name Here" >}}
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Cell Height (um) Width (um) Area (um^2) Power (uW) Rise Time (ps) Fall Time (ps)
INV1 6.2 4.5 27.9 10.31 51.2 50.41
INV2 6.25 5.7 35.625 14.43 30.9 30.73
INV4 6.55 5.1 33.405 22.78 22.75 22.78
NAND2 7.15 6.8 48.62 11.1 90.11 87.53
NAND3 7.05 7 49.35 11.54 123.2 123.6
NOR3 7.1 6.25 44.375 36.36 54.89 52.76
NOR3 8.15 6.95 56.6425 125 109.9 109.9
COMPOUT - Custom 21.73
COMPOUT - Standard 24.5 66.25 1623.125
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https://youtu.be/r0gB5Pb4_30
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>>672592741
http://lisztesmorzsa.blog.hu/2016/03/06/chocolate_crable_cookies_pattogos_csokis
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Nigger Alert
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>>672592741
her pre which tastes oddly like the shake you had,
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>>672592741
alexis kline
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>>672592741
https://youtu.be/K_AeHbUkmSg?t=27s

Sigh, gotta be prepared for the backlash on this.
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[9:01:02 PM] *** Hepatitis Bae dies ***
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eYGgjG1foI&ebc=ANyPxKrB4j_9LQwKr_CHZl8aHO8h3hcbijYmiq483aHV8pUwiMsW0Jh-_UCEgAm4Wu0gXloibrC8T6vvTgQEEC01JpXxkPpEEA
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http://www.bet365.com
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>>672593172
>• You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

Whew, finally the wealthy are going to stop exploiting the poor. Ta, m8!
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>>672592741
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0486/37/1435080445599.jpg
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http://imgur.com/gallery/3rvm2
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Metagross @ Assault Vest
Ability: Clear Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Bullet Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
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Why did Anne Frank die? Because Hitler read her diary!
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>>672592741
Not sure why you defriend me but I guess I can't do anything about it so see ya I had fun old friend.
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Economic Left/Right: -6.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.64
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>be me
>11 years old
>go to my friends house so we can play halo 2
>me and my other two friends were there playing halo 2 (shit was ridiculously fun just playing campaign and multiplayer together)
>parents let me sleepover
>just before me and friend fall asleep, other friend tells us about jerking off because we didn't really know what it was
>me and friend say it sounds really cool so (oh God) we all jerked off that night
>we were BUTT NAKED i.e. no clothes on
>that was my first time jerking off
>it was so awkward and quiet while we did it
>we just looked at each others dicks and compared them
>Suddenly, my friends mom comes in and then walks out as fast as she came in
>we all literally freeze
>after that brief paralysis, we put on our clothes as fast as we can
>the moment I wake up next morning, I leave as fast I can
>friends mom didn't say anything when she saw me leaving
>me and friends rarely talked about it after that....
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http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1064025-designated-shitting-streets-poo-in-the-loo
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I Love You But I Must Drive Off This Cliff Now
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>>672592741
Futi një send ca të kesh po gjete
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GUGCACCUGACUCCUGAGGAG
(its science homework)
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good memes go౦ԁ mEmes thats some goodmemes rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self ️️ i say so ️️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ️️ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ️️ ️ ️ ️Good memes
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>>672592741
>O SBT não vai deixar de exibir desenhos animados

wut
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Hoo boy. Here we go:

#define LEDstrip 9 void setup() { pinMode(7,INPUT); //SIG of the Parallax Sound Impact Sensor connected to Digital Pin 7 pinMode(LEDstrip, OUTPUT); } //this function will make the LED dim once the Parallax Sound Impact Sensor sends a 1 signal, and then return to it’s original brightness. void loop() { boolean soundstate = digitalRead(7); if (soundstate == 1) { analogWrite(LEDstrip, 255); delay(10); } else{ analogWrite(LEDstrip,0); } }
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgiardeeq80
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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>>672592741
http://feelthebern.org/bernie-sanders-on-energy-policy/
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tuberous breast deformity
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>>672594414
Lets inject some deemsters guy
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http://rule34-data-009.paheal.net/_images/9bdea00d3c772693d9c361bd8b202cfb/1568665%20-%20Maria%20Maria_the_Virgin_Witch%20edit%20nekomate14.jpg
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>>672592741
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3. Add varied types of conflict (conflict between two characters, in a characters mind, from the environment, from outside the scene, conflict that comes from dramatic irony, endless other creative ways) to all the scenes. Without any form of conflict, there is nothing to keep the viewers attention, because they will always know, for the most part, how the scene will end.
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Djokovic v. E. Gulbis 2014 French Open
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIgOcFIo0kE
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LaVeyan Satanism is a philosophy and new religious movement founded in 1966 by American author and occultist Anton LaVey. The religion's doctrines and practices are codified in The Satanic Bible and overseen by the Church of Satan.
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http://i.4cdn.org/b/1457316072152.jpg
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WHAT DID I SEE IN 1998, 99, 2000? I SAW THE MOST ELECTRIFYING WIDE RECIEVER IN MINNESOTA IVE EVER SEEN.
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http://d.facdn.net/art/h0rs3/1416343182/1416343182.h0rs3_kd_anim2_final_lm.swf

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You have to go to the entrance of Haukke manor
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>>672605649
Are you shitting me, anon
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>>672605894
I'm sorry please forgive me of my sins
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traumatized
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>>672605894
What is it?
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Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family
Animalia Chordata Amphibia Caudata Ambystomatidae
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>>672596341
Where u from dude ?
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while
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http://reallifecam.com/en/view/14_1
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>>672592741
http://www.ebay.com/itm/14-15-BMW-335I-TURBO-SUPERCHARGER-3-0L-TURBO-15126-/181791241194?hash=item2a539a33ea:g:GDgAAOSw3ydVlYRg&vxp=mtr
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http://strawpoll.me/7012081
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armageddon
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>>672606180
Furry porn. but..
Like.

It is bad. Even for furry porn standards. Fucking shit anon. What the fuck is wrong with you.
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"Jason, think fast!" Shouted Mavis as he threw a bag directly at Jason, catching him off guard as Jason looked over and immediately dove at the ground, the bag whishing past him. He got up from the floor as he looked over at the buck with a small scowl. The closing bell rang throughout the factory as workers went to close up.

Mavis laughed as he clapped his hands together. The young male fox walked over to the bag as he inspected it for damages. After inspecting to his liking, Jason threw the small bag over his shoulder. Jason followed Mavis over to the locker rooms as he walked over to his locker. He did the combination as he unlocked it and opened the locker. He smiled as he spotted the picture of his wife, Lotus.

Jason felt a breath on his neck as he quickly closed the locker. "Yeah?" He sounded annoyed as he turned to face the source of the breathing. Mavis smirked at him as he chuckled softly. "You know, you guys never really told me how you two met." Mavis smiled at Jason.

Jason scoffed as he quickly threw the bag inside his locker and closed the door after they had changed out of their work clothes. "Long story Mavis." He smiled softly as he patted his back. Mavis chuckled and they walked out of the changing rooms, "Maybe we could talk over dinner at my place eh?" Jason thought about it for a moment as they exited the factory.

"Hmm, I'm pretty booked tonight." Jason stated as he waved goodbye at some workers. Mavis raised a brow at Jason as he playfully punched his arm. "You busy? As if, Graham always sees you asleep." Jason smirked at him as he rolled his good eye. They walked into town as Jason spoke softly. "I'm taking my wife out to eat at La Pumiere." Mavis chuckled softly. "That place ain't cheap." He stated as Jason looked him with a sarcastic face. "Oh really? Oh shit, whatever will i do with the money that I've been working my ass off for three months to spend on?" Mavis punched him in the arm as he looked offended. "I'm not good enough for you?"
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How to buy minecraft
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http://strawpoll.me/7016390
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>>672592741
defconwarningsystem.co
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>>672592741
Who /vegan/ but secretly eats meat because I'm a bad person and I like hot n' spicy McChickens?
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it
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>>672606856
(Story i was working on.)
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Boku dake ga Inai Machi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
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>>672592821
Nice
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>>672592741
to say to people "I like getting pegged", right on the first date, otherwise you spend weeks and months dating people just getting to the point where you can bring that up, only to find out 99 times out of a hundred that they won't have it and freak out.
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>>672592741
triple Penetration
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>>672592741
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%40BigGloTae
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https://ar.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130612181504AA7IyJc
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>>672592741
94000130 FCFF0000 B2111880 00000000 E0000654 00000004 03E700D8 00000000 D2000000 00000000
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Hugo Weaving
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content://media/external/file/699197
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https://vine.co/v/iXjjgPqLYv5
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>>672607744
what is that file?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3irbsRozEk
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http://imgur.com/gallery/Hud98ik
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Valyrian
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>>672606760
Yea I know I was trying to find animations and I copied that from someone. Got any better animations link me :D
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1024940772
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bioluminescence

well that wasn't very exciting. But it might have been... illuminating.

I'll show myself out.
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=899_1445136855#zktX28obC3qtqlZX.99
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=420775234
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>>672608749
Lost
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To he honest, the highest chance for profit is finding a Minecraft map trade server. I know, faggy, but lots of kids & shit trader
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http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/movies/news/a54590/disney-channel-high-school-musical-4-happening/
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>>672592741
ada9yv83mp5
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>>672608226
thanks anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_W-IXqoxHA

it's a pretty interesting video, too
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>>672592741
Piano Sonata no.14 D 784 (
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https://youtu.be/26FnBcMNK6I
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>>672598705
>thinking a Rolex is something special
>pleb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XCG29hQCug
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yesterdays homework was fucking easy, u lazy cunts.
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Most adults have a resting heart rate of 60-100 beats per minute (bpm). The fitter you are, the lower your resting heart rate is likely to be. For example, athletes may have a resting heart rate of 40-60 bpm or lower.
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@give Astro Toucan/250/1
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http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1457322358142.png
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mid
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Vog hard fresh
Gt same
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The overall disinterest of caring for the south had spread across the north like wildfire, thus leading to the end of reconstruction as a whole.

>plagiarizing my college essay
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>>http://www.stream2u-tv.me/watch/35978/1/UFC-196-McGregor-vs-Diaz.html
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WeByt,mxnc=-3';,b][3=-3:LKE_#%()';llkdfgmE:t3=
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>>672613029
Fuck your No Time To Explain faggot
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Neroli
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C:\Users\MrIdea\Desktop\seans cheap 16Gb sndks.png
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>>672592741

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-
JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A-
E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA
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>>672592741
ЛȎƊПǮŵȡƵųíɁȥŲȁĠŌŠǪƼĤȯȩDZŘȸŏŌļȭŪǞȼƂȍDZƳNJŊǂƏŭȸŜńșǎЛȖƊПЍ
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>>672592741
https://m.soundcloud.com/absinth3official/firewall-feat-lisa-marie-perkins
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>>672592741
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1454564276642.jpg
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>>672592741
75214
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https://www.google.com.br/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.g1.globo.com/bemestar/noticia/2014/01/desequilibrio-na-flora-intestinal-ou-vaginal-da-sintomas-veja-como-evitar.html&ved=0ahUKEwjiv73z-qrLAhXCqB4KHY74DYQQFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNHz9OeQ3szRZ5XC2RSpUpP3Qha7XA
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>>672607296
toppest of keks
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NATALIE-MARS.TUMBLR.COM

have some tranny porn
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>>672592741
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Monthly%20Dose.swf
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Magearna
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https://vine.co/v/ivjrZvV0P0K
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end of watch
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>>672615323
>NATALIE-MARS.TUMBLR.COM

Are we talking hawt traps who still have their dicks intact or are we talking full-blown post-op trans with disturbing mutilated genitals?
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>>672592741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQXTmnKKFg

Best shit ever really.
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>>672592741
Final Fantasy XII
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