How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex?
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How long has it been since the LAST time you had sex?
4 years here
Forever.
>>672538606
It was 1981, I was twenty
>>672538799
9 months
its a loooooong time. longer than my dikk
>>672538606
Last night
>>672538606
On Valentines.
almost a week now
5 hours ago
Last friday.
What is this sex you speak of? Does masterbation count?
>>672538606
Last week.
>>672538606
About 10 hours. Shit's rough yo.
25 minutes ago
>>672538606
It was in a previous lifetime.
Also check em
>>672538606
been prolly 6-7 years now i reckon. doh
>>672539250
Really? You're having a hard time because you haven't had sex in ten hours? Assholes like you are why we have ghettos
>>672538606
2 weeks. That's being remedied on Saturday.
>>672538606
About 7 months. Starting to go mad. Dating a veeeery cute girl at the moment but she's super reluctant to put out at all. Any advice anons?
Around a month or so.
doing it now, she keeps getting in front of the screen :(
Just over a week.
8 hours
Last September
>tfw no cute gf to cuddle with and to eat out and fuck
>>672538606
Friday 19th february
33 years, that's if you count me penetrating my mother's cunt.
>>672539616
She's probably cheating on you
>>672539616
Just keep putting in work. Make out with her, get her horny
>>672538825
whats your story?
>>672539616
butt sex
Somewhere close to 2.5 years
>>672538606
3 yrs. Broke up and got fat.
Working on that
Last Wednesday. But before that maybe a little over a month. Me and my gf don't sex that often. Not always in the mood. We live together btw so I see her every day.. Maybe that's why.
>>672538606
about 4 or 5 months now, before that also 4, before that 2 years.
>>672538606
Roughly 4 months. Since I'm in a relationship, it's a long time. We have a kid, which makes stuff longer apart. But, not fucking 4 months. It's shit.
2 hours
>>672539881
I despise the whole process. And, if someone tells me they love me and then they fuck me over I beat them senseless. I will not be lied to in a relationship, I will not tolerate it.
And they all lie, don't they. >>672539862
>>672538606
That's a mighty fine pair of thighs
>>672538606
6 months. Holy shit.
Course I've been in and out the hospital with surgeries.
Must be... around two years.
>>672538606
1995
>>672539881
I had girlfriends when I was 14-20 but it always ended the same way.
With my hands around their throats.
It's just not worth it.
1 week
last week
2-3 months. I was with my girlfriend for three years. We had sex every day/every other day. She was a year younger than me, finishing up her senior year. One day I almost successfully killed myself and she reported it to someone and now I'm living in another state. It's been a solid 3 months of no contact with girls
2 years. Fooled around with a few girls I've met on nights out and what not. Just can't seem to create anything lasting. Advice?
>>672538606
Couple of months.. Im a married guy
>>672538606
3 months
about 6 hours ago
>>672538606
About 11 hours
>>672538606
30 minutes
10 mins ago. Got a picture of the little slut
Last night
>>672539583
>m'lady
>>672538606
about six hours ago...
2 Months ago, long distance relationships are shit tbqh
>>672541327
No, really. If you can't control yourself you should get help
About 12 hours ago
>>672541731
You sound like a fag
>>672538606
8 years, 1 month
How long until my virginity grows back?
10 minutes
>>672538606
Does rape and/or necrophilia count?
About 24 hours.
Friday
i'm 30 and have never had sex. ._.
>>672542163
sure, why not?
>>672538606
6hrs
>>672542323
Soon enough you'll find the love of the grand mother who owns the "we sell your stuff on eBay" store.
>>672542163
always reminds me of pic_related.jpg.
really a big lost. if i had a time machine i would go back in time and stuff and talk shit to the motherfuka who killed her
>>672540704
>>672540181
>This fucking edgelord.
>>672542573
hah, pretty soon i'm going to kill myself
bout 2 and a half years or so
put my dick in my gf once. didnt fit. been dating 5 years. no sexual interaction has led me to trap porn and crossdressing occasionally. sad life.
>>672538606
6 months ago, its been a long dry spell
>>672542890
what about anal? or blowjobs?
>>672538606
20
im 22 now
>>672542573
what was the movie again where this occur?
>>672538606
saturday 27th feb had a gf for three years now so fairly consistent sex really, though she's the only person i've ever had sex with
>>672538606
3 Hours
>>672542323
Virgins don't count. A virgin posting in these threads is like going to AA and announcing that you have never had a drink.
>>672543077
Seriously?
The 40 year old virgin.
>>672542890
>didnt fit
in what way? discovered u cant stick a stick into a stick?
>>672541731
You're either gay or an Elliot Rogers level of autism
Eat shit and talk to a girl you pansy ass
>>672538606
1.5 years. fml
>>672542890
>gf
>didnt fit.
>5 years
>no sexual interaction
jesus christ m8 either you have a dick like a telephone pole or she isn't sexually attracted to you in the slightest and just want you to be her provider, have any money m8?
>>672542525
2 weeks ago until Thursday night. I don't like when they start to bloat.
About two weeks :-/
>>672542940
bj occasionally. never any actual cumming. she use to dry hump me to the point of blue balls becoming a medical problem. no joke. doc said to me with my father in the room, my pain was due to lack of ejaculation after being aroused.
>>672542890
Yeah, lots of dudes with small dicks turn to trap porn.
>>672543332
oohhh yeah i remember now, steve carell.
havent that seen that movie until last year bc was to lazy like for 10 yrs or so
>>672543353
ayy
>>672538606
About a year and a half ago, can i have some of my wizard power back? as I don't expect to have sex again for whats left of my life.
23 minutes
>>672542806
I bet she was a lot of fun. That look of terror in her eyes is so fucking hot.
19 years
2 days ago
>>672543461
It's not so bad, after you hit your 2 year mark you won't care as much anymore
A week and a half?
>>672538606
25 months, ex called me outta no where last week and then started ignoring me again. i think her nigger beat her that night or something, hope he kills her at this rate.
>>672543666
satanic trips
>>672543499
shes weird.
>>672538606
Forever.
>48 y.o. virgin here
>>672538606
July 2015, I believe.
I'm pretty alright without it though.
>>672542890
>didnt fit
>5 years
>no sexual interaction
anon, she is fucking tyrone behind your back
6 hours
Yesterday night
2days
>>672543543
>bj occasionally. never any actual cumming.
yep say hello to the life of a sexless provider, if she wont even give you a bj it ain't your dick that's the problem it's the fact she' ain't attracted to you sexually
>>672542860
Well damn dude, buy a hooker b4 you do that. Don't die a virgin.
>>672543925
>>672538606
This morning and last night
>24 and never more than 3 months w/o since age 15
26 years
2 weeks
yesterday
a week
1 week
>>672543981
nah shes too dumb to get away with it.
12 hours or so. Having a long distance relationship at the moment. I see her every month for a few days. Better than nothing. I can keep up with some flapping.
>>672538606
Like 11 years I guess.
I don't really miss it. Jacking off is a lot cheaper and less of a hassle
>>672544132
shes fucking weird.
Just had sex with myself a few minutes ago. I'm a herm.
>>672544464
>>672544186
Yeah with a man I bet.
18 years since my penis has been in contact with a vagina. And it was my mother's.
>>672544566
post pics faggot
>>672544464
How old were you the last time?
A
3 years. 22 year old male
>>672544566
Checked.
Fellow hermit reporting for duty!
does sex with your own hand count?
>>672543447
m'lady
>>672538606
Last night, but I didn't last very long...
9 days
Never
>>672544814
hermaphrodite not hermit
>>672538606
1 year
I fucked a 42 year old milf it was great
I would still be fucking her but my pops fucked her so now i wont
>>672544950
fuckin fag
November 2013, Ex dumped me right before my birthday.
>>672545086
care to share pic of that hot step mom?
it s like a wide spread dream came reality.
3 or 4 days
>>672538656
tuesday
>>672545433
not step mom just hot milf and no i wont give her pic she is a nympho and this is 4chan
Almost 8 years.
i wnna kill myself :(
>>672538606
Yesterday...Sucked a bbc and then let him fuck my ass...I am a dude by the way and it felt great
a little over a year
>>672542890
straight up tell her that you need to cum, make her milk you
>>672538606
12 hours
A year ago
>>672545709
just censor her eyes, anon. you owe /b/ that and you know that
>>672538606
Around 3 months, gf broke up with me and i dunno how to get back into the game. Halp?
Last was in October of 2012.
Almost a week
>>672546508
you go out from the basement on to the streets. maybe a shopping mal preferable. look for female and make your proposition verbally to her.
>>672538606
Like actual intercourse? Maybe 3 months. But I've given a few blow jobs since then, including last night.
>>672538606
Three weeks ago.
>>672544566
>>672545072
We would like pics.
Do you think of yourself as a dude with a pussy and small penis, or a chick with a large clitoris?
No need to post tits, even if you consider yourself a girl. I just want to see a pic or two of your nether regions, for educational reasons, of course!
It'll get you all hot again to think of us looking at your pussy, and you know it!
>>672538606
Yesterday.
>>672538606
Mmmm, 3 days now.
>>672538606
yesterday.
>>672544566
Pics for proof
7 years
Yesterday
>>672538606
Two years ago. Girlfriend got run over by a train. I'm over the grief now, but raising two kids by myself isn't very conducive to having time for dating.
>>672538606
1 year 9 months
>what the fuck is wrong with me
>>672538606
Sex?
HA HA HA HA HA
I cast women away with my spiritual pressure alone....
>>672539583
found the berniebro cucksman
>>672538606
3 - 4 years : /
Being in your 30's and a business owner fucking sucks.
I was going to hire a hooker a week ago when I was in Dubai, but I was honestly just too fucking tired to deal with a bitch on my vacation time.
>>672549011
A lot it seems
>>672546471
lol you thirsty fucker
>>672538606
Nearly 7 years now.
But its getting closer to happening, i feel it. please believe in me /b/!!
>>672545072
>>672544814
>>672544566
PICTURES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>672538606
at least a few years
no real desire for sex.
2 days
An hour or so ago. Long term relationship delivers sex at least once a week.
>>672549231
hey thanks pal
>>672538606
about 3 hours
>>672549587
I have to say I'm interested
>>672549744
Any time!
>>672538606
If masturbation counts: 10 mins ago
>>672549726
Not if you get married!
>>672549963
it doesn't, you moron
3 years. got obsessed with porn and can't get hard to fuck anymore.
>>672550035
Well then... How much time has passed since never?
>>672539616
God guys like you are the very textbook definition of fool. That girl is experimenting on you. You are probably less than 10% of her invested feelings. She's got guys for days.
>>672538606
Year this week. Had a few opportunities to since, but I stopped cause I'm a mental case.
>>672538606
6 hrs
>>672549987
Idk man my girls horny most the time. I think getting a child would lower the sex frequency tho..
7 months
>>672549587
Why would I ever subject myself to that?
You guys would just try and make me feel bad about myself.
>>672550560
so marriage is bad?
wednesday
Just finished
2 days ago
>>672550837
it grants tax benefits, but that's about it.
>>672549987
This myth needs to stop. If your wife isn't begging for the cock every day, you're shit in bed, and she's probably fucking your friends. I was married for five years, only time we weren't fucking every day was when she was giving birth to our son, then recovering. The whole time she was telling me how bad she needed to fuck, and that she couldn't wait. The minute the doctor said she was good to go, we went to the parking garage and fucked in the car.
>>672545739
Why are you upset?
>>672545072
O-o.....ooh
>>672538606
about a year
>>672550495
Or maybe she's just not a whore.
Not him BTW
>>672550881
does it give u satisfaction to post artistic works of fiction and falsehood? (See warning at /b/'s mainpage)
>>672538606
Never :-(
>>672550560
Uh, yes! That'd be a most emphatic YES!
>>672550837
Uh, yes! That'd be a most emphatic YES!
>>672538606
About 5 hours ago
>>672540944
Well at least now you have a better reason to kill yourself faggot
>>672538606
2 weeks ago but I took a girl out and ended up hooking up with her in my car and sucked on her tit. Will be fucking her soon enough.
>>672538606
4 hours ago, fir third time today
>>672550273
stop fucking whacking it, and go goddamn outside and meet people
your solution is real fuckin simple
>>672551207
Some women lose interest in sex altogether after childbirth.
That's no myth, m8!
You are lucky.
>>672552019
What happened?
Why do some people still date when there is free porn?
Mine lost interest after two kids... Only fuck every two or three months now.
It sucks.. She never does!
>>672543925
Post a picture of you anon
>>672552440
because they are normies
>>672552440
Nothing replaces an actual woman
>>672552177
No, they lose interest in the father, not sex. They got what they wanted from you, then move on to the next. Get better at fucking and you won't have that problem.
>>672538606
a few hours
>>672538606
4 hours - ex came over for the weekend. Was good. Would bang again 10/10
Night before last
>get drunk with buddies
>come home to gf sleeping
>fuck bitch mesohorny.jpg
>take off pants climb in bed
>yank her panties down
>stick it in her as
>shemadnow.png
>start reallyy ducking her deep
>shesintoit.ear
>cum deep in her ass then pass out
Next morning I wake with a sore dick, and my gf was missing. Thought I fucked up and she packed her shit or something. Call her, she's at work. I forgot she worked that morning. She comes home after work and said she loved how I just treated her like a slur and told me to do it again sometime. Asks me to try not putting it in her ass, since it hurts. Tell her no. Lol
4 months, its not too bad, ive gone longer
>>672552702
You 15 and dealing with teen sluts by any chance?
Or a fucking backwards redneck/thug wannabe ghetto bitch?
>>672552864
that is instinct. all females are sluttish
>>672538606
yesterday. My wife is awesome.
>>672542323
>i'm 30 and have never had sex
>lost it at 25 here, it can be done...
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/
>>672553117
The redneck one. Stay jealous though.
>>672551207
>was married for five years
Sounds like she isn't fucking you anymore, so stfu!
What is sex I'm 7
>>672538606
1week and half
>>672538606
infinity time
>>672553571
Correct. She isn't fucking anyone, because she died. Go fuck yourself.
A few hours
>>672550698
i wouldn't. i would just look at it and say, hmm, now i have seen an actual hermaphrodite, and then go about my day
>>672538606
6 minutes, I'm all bloody, waiting for shower to warm up
>>672553544
I came with the twin peaks episode
>>672552702
Found the femanon!
Tits or GTFO!
>>672538606
I had seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.
>>672554340
Nah, just not a beta faggot like all of you.
>>672550837
Na think it would be good but atm theres no real reason to marry her. Also a bit stressed she may find out Ive got a fuckbudy on the side
>>672553544
Some people are just doomed to virginity, they're just totally unattractive.
>>672542163
What was the story behind this?
Haven't seen this in about 4 years or so
>>672553787
How'd she die? Not person you were talking to, just curious.
>>672538606
A week ago.
Last weekend I'm currently out of town doing rehabilitation for a very horrific accident I suffered, so I only see my girl once every few weekends. It sucks man. 3 brain surgeries, 37 facial reconstruction surgeries, 10% chance of survival, and seven deaths on the operating table later and all you get is 700 dollars disability, a couple cool scars, and banished to a shit hole far away land so your family doesn't have to think about your fucked up ass.
>>672554737
Ha had sex when I was half their age, suck it faggots. Also be a faggot, that's your solution. It's not bad unless you really are incredibly unattractive, in which case your situation will probably remain the same.
>>672555498
Ha Gaaaaay
>>672552177
>>672552499
These are wrong.
>>672551207
This guy is right. If she doesn't want your dick basically every day, it's because you're not doing your job, which is making her feel attracted to you.
>>672553787
feels anon
>>672555601
Faggots are even fussier than women, they want men with six packs and nice clothes etc.
>>672556165
You think women don't want that?
>>672554737
>Some people are just doomed to virginity
Who says that it is your doom?
>they're just totally unattractive.
This may be one reason, but usually there is another cause.
It was in September
>>672556165
They can be 'fussier' though. I know what you mean. I feel like it has more to do with the fact that there are less gay people and yet the gay community is very nuanced so it makes it harder that way to find someone that you are interested in.
>>672549432
Closer to whole 7 years
i have a fat breeding cow i fuck on a regular basis just to see if my dick still works, i've been an alcoholic for over 10 years.
>>672556306
1.) The rest of society
2.) Maybe, but attractiveness is almost certainly the root of the other issue.
>>672556695
Wow, gross. That really makes me want to stop drinking.
How much do you drink a day? And what do you drink?
Also, have you noticed any health consequences yet?
>>672538606
about three weeks.
i cried during
Sex is overrated.
Yesterday was my last time. 4 hours fucking and cummed 2 times, one in her belly, one in her mouth.
Great night.
Pic no related
>>672556972
not really, only bad sex is overrated.
>>672538606
9hours
>>672553787
Sorry, anon.
I am the person you were talking to.
I'm also the same person whose last girlfriend was run over by a train 2 years ago. I feel your pain.
Just because my marriage was shit didn't mean I needed to sully your happy memories. My wife left a month after our second daughter was born, and my daughters and I have never heard from her since. I've been raising them on my own ever since. They're both teenagers now. It took me a long time to start dating again, never wanted to get married again. Had an awesome gf who fucked me literally every day for years until 2 years ago. Again, sorry.
/b/ sometimes makes me think that being an asshole is normal.
>>672538606
2 weeks, but last night wife sucked me off then made me cum all over her tits and face.
5 Years nearly :(
>>672538606
30 min
>>672556287
Faggots want it a lot more. Straight men are usually slobs so women have to put up with what they can get.
>>672557605
What's wrong? I'm just now passing 4 years and I feel fine
2 years of misery
>>672538606
2 weeks, and it's fucking brutal.
Probably about a week, work full time and go to school so I don't get around to fucking the gf as much as I'd like.
But my MBA will get me pussy if she decides to leave me so...#win
>>672556970
lol
Why?
yesterday
>>672539583
Beta bitch detected
>>672538606
18 years
One month
earlier this afternoon
17 hours.
>>672556306
>Who says that it is your doom?
Objective experience. If you're 31 years old and have never even come close to having sex, never even talked to a girl, then you can logically conclude it's never going to happen.
>This may be one reason, but usually there is another cause.
To get laid you either need to be attractive/rich/famous, or have a personality that women like. If you have neither then it's a non-starter, there is no chance of you ever having sex.
>>672538606
one month can only see gf on school holidays
>>672557498
Hah wow. What a life.
>>672557738
I used to BMX all day everyday, every second of my life that I wasn't either at work or asleep, I was in great shape, both physically and mentally.
Then I met my ex, had a kid (Which I will never regret, she is the greatest thing to ever happen to me)
But I got massively out of shape, got UC and became a social retard thus now not knowing how to talk to girls. I'm not particularly bad looking, just no self confidence
>>672540101
Live with my gf too, probably happens about once a week, sometimes a bit longer or a bit shorter.
3 months
19 hours?
>>672541292
I chortled
>>672540944
you should've gone through with it fag
>>672557722
That doesn't mean they don't want nice clothes and hot guys. That just means they are restricted by their attractiveness. Same applies for gays.
>>672552651
They're working on that
>>672538606
About 5 years
>>672558370
I just stopped caring about girls all together after my 3rd year
Not quite sure and that's a bad sign
>>672538606
About 6 hours ago
>>672558224
That's not true. There is a chance, just a very, very slim one. Someone his caliber could get fed up with it and just approach him and basically hand it to him. Technically, speaking. But yeah, probably won't happen.
>>672558654
The difference is, a flat slob of a man can get a woman but would have a much harder time getting a man, so 'being a faggot' is not a solution.
>>672558784
And started taking that D, amiright?
Last Tuesday. The wife went to visit family. She gets home at 6:20pm Cen. and the plan is a soapy shower together first, then move to the bedroom. I'm already hard thinking about it.
>>672558784
I did. But now I've kinda got interested in 2:
A customer where I work, but she has a boyfriend and the other is my daughters swim teacher who is prob 10 years younger than me at least.
>>672559091
The thing is, if you're unattractive and have a repellent personality, you don't get approached. And if you've gone without it your whole life you'll probably reject them anyway because you don't know how to deal with attention.
>>672559153
But my point is that he would have an equally hard time. No one wants to fuck a fat slob. It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight.
49 years
>>672559458
No, it's harder as a fag because they're all into fashion and hair and shit.
>>672559406
I agree. I'm just saying that, technically speaking, there is a slight chance that he will just randomly lose it one day out of nowhere. Probably not. But it is possible.
>>672559620
Lol You're idea of gay is funny. You think every gay person is in the club with gelled pampadour hair and bright yellow everything.
6 months, and it'll be another 3 or 4 months until i do again
A week.
>>672559874
No idea I don't know any, but there's a reason it's not called Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
>>672557929
Damn girl!
I would take care of you every day, for hours!
>>672560030
lol this is my point. Your concept of a gay person centers around magazines and queer eye for the straight guy. That doesn't represent gay people. Not every one is flashy and flamboyant
