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do people actually like the taste of beer? are they actually man-children that want to prove that they have grown-up tastes by lying to themselves and / or believing the advertising that is shoved down their throats?
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I do like the taste of beer, actually. Sometimes after a great, big, fuckoff day of working outside, I'll grab a 700ml bottle of Carlton Dry and swig the fuck out of it. Holyyyyy shit, it's delicious. Then, I'll look at the others in the fridge and think, "shiiiit, I want to drink you too but I'll pace myself" and sit down on the couch and watch some footy, then grab another tallie later and drink it slowly, savouring the taste.

Fuck, now I'm tempted to have another one.
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>>672505293
do people actually like the taste of steak? or are they actually man-children that want to prove they have grown-up tastes by lying to themselves and / or believing the advertising that is shoved down their throats?
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>>672505293
They've all drunk the koolaid.
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>>672505293
do people actually like the taste of mustard? or are they actually man-children that want to prove they have grown-up tastes by lying to themselves and / or believing the advertising that is shoved down their throats?
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>>672505741
do people actually like the taste of koolaid? or are they actually man-children that want to prove they have grown-up tastes by lying to themselves and / or believing the advertising that is shoved down their throats?
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>>672505789
>>672505854
>>672505593
thanks for the memes guys.

Beer is different though. It literally tastes like you're drinking pine cones.
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>>672505593
Steak is objectively delicious.

Beer is gross most of the time. Tbh I only drink beer after a long day or a good game of hockey, that's when it tastes the best. Beer is an acquired taste as well but I think it's taste is situationally influenced.
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>>672505293
well better than the taste of cola, that shit is way to sweet
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>>672506186
>>672505587
Asides from the intoxicating effects, wouldn't you rather have a San Pelligrino? That's way more refreshing.
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>>672506418
Carlton Dry guy here. Maybe. What's it taste like?
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>>672506490
You've never had one before? It's carbonated water.
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>>672505293

I am a lover of all beverages, alcohol and not.

But I am particularly fond of beer. So many flavors.

Cold crisp lager after working your ass off all day.

A porter or stout is a wonderful evening beer.

And Belgian ales when you want to go to flavor country
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>>672505293
i only enjoy pils ice cold and mixed with cola
I also enoy alcohol free hefe weizen (wheat beer)
and weizen with a little cola
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>>672506861
but in terms of flavor, what makes beer better than... say the taste of tea or coffee or a wheatgrass shot?
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>>672507113
the answer is marketing.
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>>672507113

Malty goodness finished with slight bitterness, wrapped up with slight carbonation.

Fuck I love tea and coffee as well, all for their differing flavor profiles.
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>>672506896
>Mixing beer with cola

Why don't you just fix a strawberry daiquiri you little girl?
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>>672507469
I guess I can agree with that but objectively, I personally don't think "malty goodness" is all that great.
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>>672508300
See, it's this stupid dick waving that turns me off of beer. If it tastes "good" and I drink it, I'm a little sissy.

Does this shit hold for anything besides beer?
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>>672507113
>wheatgrass shot

Fucking disgusting kill yourself

>>672507179
Or maybe people just like things, making them popular and thus more advertisements?

It's not a conspiracy mate, just because you don't like beer doesn't mean everyone else is Stockholm syndromed into liking it. Different tastes actually exist.
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>>672508857
Well, the beer and tobacco lobby spend a LOT of money to keep pot illegal. Don't you think that has a little to do with why people consume the two?
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Cider, on the rare days we experience a hot summers day in England, cider goes down the hatch a treat.
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>>672505293
Teenage years I faked liking beer sure. 23 year old fag now, and I genuinely love the taste now, guess if you drink enough of anything you'll start liking it more. Why don't you start a test and start drinking your own cum, document it and post back with your results. Bet you'll end up liking it you fucking fagatron
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>>672509663
> drink something in the hope that I'll like it someday.
> $2 a bottle
that sounds kind of stupid - why don't I just pick up smoking instead?
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>>672507113
I like a good milk stout. Taste good man.
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>>672509663

trying something about 7-10 and you'll tend to enjoy it

that's why you like nigger cocks in your ass
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>>672510237
I've had guiness before. Honestly, I'd rather have an expensive coffee drink instead. At least I'll stay sharp after that.
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No one likes piss water beer. Ales and stouts are flavourfull and and can tastes of anything in the range from toffee to fruity.
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>>672510834
I need an honest answer for this though... would you drink an ale or a stout if it had no alcohol in it but it had the same flavor?
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>>672510258
I don't like nigger cock in my ass, I take it because it makes my wife happy. That's what a real man do.

> enjoys beer
> pleases the wife
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>>672511034

winrar
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Some beer does taste good. Most doesn't.

Hot, hard days and ice cold adult drinks that are more quenching than sips of anything else influence this a lot.

There are niches...for instance oriental beers are very dry which pairs nicer with fish and rice.

Corona is very full which helps kill hot food.

All of it may vaguely taste like piss but it turns out that really isnt the point.
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Everybody says that beer is still a acquired taste. If something is not good the first time you taste it, it's not fucking good. You get used to it because it gives you a buzz, or it makes you look sophisticated. Fuck beer you have to drink too much of that shit to get a buzz.
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>>672511026

Some beers, absolutely. I rarely actually drink to get drunk.

Shit tier beer like coors only exists to get drunk
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>>672511026
Yes and I do if I'm the designated driver.
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>>672511271

I also hated cabbage, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and olive oil when I first tried. them.

Love that shit now.
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>>672511363
My brother, I guess that would make you a beer connoisseur.
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Reeeee!
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> mfw most of these people are talking shit about beer while they never tasted good one
> mfw most of these people are retarded americans who drink shitty deer piss american beer
>mfw this thread is a bait
Kill yourself niggers
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this shit literally tastes like normal root beer. it's fucking delicious.
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>>672511625
So what's a good beer? I bet I've had it and thought it was shit.
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I enjoy the malty taste of beer.
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>>672511177
Check'd
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>>672506418
>drinking over priced water because Italian
Top kek m90, I wouldn't pour that swill in my dog's dish.
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>>672511786
then why don't you fucking just drink normal root beer? Are you an alcoholic?
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>>672511026
Yes, ever had a sour beer? Sour beers are low percentages and have to sacrifice alcohol content for the souring flavor. I love sour beers and drink them for taste
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Beer is cheap shit with too little alcochol.
Try rakija then we talk
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>>672511804
German or Czech beer
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>>672511923
buzz > no buzz
are you really THAT retarded?
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>>672512121
I've had this before. It wasn't shit but it wasn't that much better than normal beer. Maybe I just have shit taste.
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Just gonna throw out there that you can have weed that smells and tastes like bananas...and someone who doesnt smoke still thinks it smells and tastes like shit.

Acquired taste. As in, a billion people can't be wrong. Grow up and your palette changes. I used to feel nauseous at the smell of sauerkraut... I love it now.

It is a good thing they dont make flavored pharmaceuticals or you faggots eould be calling everyone breathing an addict, shit logic.
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>>672511996
>too little alcohol
Implying we need as very much alcohol to feel its effects

Pro tip: all beer companies lie to you about ethanol alcohol content in their products. Beers are 2-3% less ethanol than they say on packaging.

Source: I'm a home brewing chemist, tested my beer and store bought on analytical chemistry instruments (GC-FID for you science fags). Both were always 2-3% than it should have been
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Funnily enough I feel the same about wine. Never enjoyed the taste, far too sour and drymouth inducing and I have tried many. Port I can drink, which took a while but seeing as we use either port or Navy rum, the worst rum in the world for any toasts or splicing the main brace, have to put up with it.
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>>672508303
That's subjective not objective
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>>672512910
Try a desert wine, they are more sweet than dry
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>>672512418
I never had this beer, but it's not like every czech and german brand will be good.
Overall though I stand behind my point, german and czech beer is the best shit you can get.
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Why do you niggers drink beer anyway
If you want to get drunk just get something that doesnt taste like bitter piss
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>>672511180
>Corona is very full which helps kill hot food.
Corona is pisswater. Your opinion is invalid.
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>>672512302
Let me recap this thread for you.
> Why do people think beer tastes good?
> Literally the only reason to drink beer is to get fucked up.
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>>672513073
>German and Czech is the best you can get
Kek, thinks skunky lagers are good
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>>672513178
>>672513228
>>672513264

Children, children everywhere
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>>672512669
What?! 2-3% less? Please, say it isn't so!


faggot
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>>672513073
czech beer is generally weaker, which means you can sit aroud the table all night till early morning, drinking beer, talking to friends, laughing it up.

It's a good thing.
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>>672513264
let me recap that for you.
>>672511786 is delicious and has the added benefit of getting you drunk.
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>>672505293
the taste of beer is great when youre exhausted after a long day of work or other things that are exhausting. beer has a lot of salts in it that need to be filled up in your body when you did stuff, thats why youre craving it after hard work, be it physical or not.

children dont like beer because their tastebuds are different than the ones of grown adults. thats why its so easy to spot underaged faggots on 4chan. if you dislike the taste of beer so much you post about it on /b/, youre most likely an underaged faggot.
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>>672505293

They make beer for more than 6000 years.
Beer is one the most drank beverage in the world since then.
> marketing
hurr
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Moreover most ale companies have fucking hilariously autistic beer names. http://www.ultimatetop10s.com/top-10-funny-beer-names/
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>>672513406
>children
>obviously everyone who offends the only drink I can afford is a child
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>>672512669
Are you serious? Not that it matters that much if it's every beer, but how is that legal?
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>>672513228
>comment about how traditional beers are....traditional.
>reee reee i'm a chippo

Your opinion is mayo on a hot day in august.
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>>672513431
Nope, Brewers determine alocohol content by change the in density of the beer over the course of fermentation. This method has lots of assumptions to it that leads to the error
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>>672505293
do people actually like the taste of cum? or are they actually man-children that want to prove they have grown-up tastes by lying to themselves and / or believing the dick that is shoved down their throats?
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>>672513757
>only drink i can afford
>water is free
>why can't i hold all this homosexuality
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>>672513763
Because they are using traditional methods and it's safe to tell people they are ingesting more than they actually are
See>>672513869
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>>672514032
>water is free
tell the government because im still paying for it
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>>672505293
Yes
No
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>>672512669
My gramps still brews homemade rakija, it usually contains about 60-70% alcohol, but the one that is bought in stores mustn't have more than 45%. I think that alcohol enchances the taste of a beverage, as the store bought rakija has a pretty shitty taste compared to the homemade, stronger one
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>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE!

People are different than you. To assume every difference in taste or personality from your own must be explained by some defficiency of character speaks volumes about how narcissistic and insecure you are.
Does it really not occur to you how juvenile behavior like this is? If not then your parents have failed to produce a functional adult.
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>>672505293
Beer is good for you, go drink your sugar filled vodka mixed Enumber cocktail you faggot.
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>>672514266
If it costs more than my beer I can't blame you for being upset...but whining about priveleges....well you know where that road ends.

Protip for free water: Go outside.
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>>672505293

First..., I'm an oldfag..., literally (58yo.).
(I'm that oldfag some anons know as a composer for film/tv/theatre who hangs around /b/ giving advice to up & coming musicians.)
I only tell you this so that you know that when I speak of life experience it's decades..., not the 2 years since I graduated high school.

I don't know why this is true but, ever since I actually **was** in high school, if I drink even 4oz. of any beer
I will get a splitting migraine headache within 1/2 hour & generally fell like ship.
I will occasionally try it again every couple of years & it's always the same my whole life.
I even lived in Germany (where the beer is supposed to be awesome) for a few years...., same result.
Weird thing is..., I can (and sometimes do) drink single malt scotch all day & all night without even getting a hangover.

Anyone have an explanation for this??
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>>672514365
You should have him teach you how to make it
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>>672514682
>ship

Hand spazz....,
'ship' = 'shit'
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>>672514682
Prob sensitive to something in the hops of beers
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>>672505293
im from germany im not allowed to not like beer...
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>>672514735
He actually teaches my father and brother, because it's usually the men's job
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For the longest time I thought all beers tasted the same and didn't like any of it.
Now my tastes have changed a bit, and I like some beers. I hope I'll find some cheeses I like too soon.
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>>672505293
a good beer tastes well
idk wat beer you are drinking, shit beer will taste shit, good beer will taste good.
also some people like the taste some dont, its like coffee or most other stuff around
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>>672515102
Make them teach you and Learn the family tradition. Everyone likes a distiller
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>>672513391
>tfw California has the most craft beers
>tfw weed still isn't legalized
>tfw we have a beautiful state, but liberals ruin it.
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>>672515020

That thought occurred to me once but the same thing is true for me with any kind of wine.
????
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>>672505293

Underage faggy millennial SJW trash detected.

How do you feel knowing that you are the reason that modern civilization, humanism, and culture overall will fall back to the dark ages just because your generation is full of cucks?
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>>672515318
Would be considered weird if a woman brews rakija, but I'll try and learn
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>>672506185

Why don't you just kill yourself, kid?
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>>672505293
First sip of beer after a long day at work, heaven.
2nd glass of beer, not as great

Drinking the remnants of what was spelled into the ash tray, disgusting

>life with alcoholism
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>>672515471
Right off the island near coranado there is a bar that serves firehouse and the best hamburger i have ever fucking ate i shit you not.
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TsingTao is fucking delicious.
I can drink that shit like apple juice
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>>672505587
"Testing" gawd i kek'd so hard to that
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>>672511026
pils all the way
where i live ale is not even a beer and can not be called beer legaly
same goes for stout
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>>672515586
>Someone doesn't like all the same things I like.
>I am, therefore, required to hate & disparage them.
>I am cancer.
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>>672515832
Shit man I'm in riverslime, that's a road trip, we have a fuck load of breweries here in the IE, I can throw a quarter and hit the nearest one.
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>>672515728
>long day as a janitor

Fixed that for you anon.
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>>672513391
>thinks only amerifats have ''craft'' beer
>never thought about that just bohemia has more ''craft'' beer then whole amerifatlandia

I bet you never really tasted a good beer before.
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>>672505293

>I don't like something
>everybody who likes it must be lying to himself/ be brainwashed by media
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>>672516336
Listen Beaner bohemia is fucken disgusting
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>>672516318
>faglords anal bitch
Fixed that for you anon

Occupation is immaterial you retarded fuck nugget.
What has that got to do with the taste of beer?
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>>672515498
For wine it could be from the added sulfates. Hard liquor is also distilled so what ever would have bothered you get left behind or decomposed

>>672515607
Just ask to watch and learn with out telling them
If your not popular with guys telling them you know how to run a distill prob get their dicks hard.
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>>672506185

You obviously haven't had enough variety of beer.
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>>672516186

He (and/or you) is still a faggy millennial SJW trash.

You remind me of those people, who think that hateful destructive things like murder or islam shouldn't be banned.

Just because you don't like murder, rape and overall hate of islam, doesn't mean we shouldn't allow muslims to rape civilised world! Right, my fellow SJW anon?
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>>672513391

Craft beer is completely overrated.

Not that there are no good craft beers, but because it is so trendy, people act as if a beer is automatically great if it is craft beer and automatically bland if it isn't.
The worst beers I ever drank all were craft beers.
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>>672516336
No I just said Germany and Czech beer are known for their skunky lagers faggot
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>>672505293
If you don't like what I like, you're a pussy.
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>>672507113

It's called fucking palate maybe if you didn't eat shit and cheap food all day you could develope one.

>>672507179
It's the opposite people like it so more money to market
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>>672513391
Are you actually trying to suggest that American piss water is in any way comparable to a genuine German brewed beer.
They've been making beer there longer than your shithole of a country has even existed.

Open your mind, get a fucking passport, and go experience the world outside your shitty insular little hell pit
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>>672516566
>my ability to material happiness is immaterial
>I tend to drop the ball on many things but it is okay because i have a chip on my shoulder.

Grow up Dave.
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>>672516712
Thanks for the advice mate
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>>672516553

I wasn't talking about the brand ''Bohemia'', you filthy pleb.
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>>672505789
thanks for the meme guy.

Mustard is different though. It literally tastes like you're eating diarrhea.
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>>672517155
I'll kek once you start making sense Gaylord
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>>672514682
You almost got me anon, almost.
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>>672516856
>He (and/or you)

It would be 'He'..., but okay mister wannabe-edgy little boy.
Whatever you say.
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>>672516905
Oh I agree that there is shitty craft beer but in general they actually have some flavor. Most commercial beer (coors, bud and Miller) taste like watered down bread water to me now. I'm not too much of a snob to not drink them but I prefer a beer with flavor
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>>672507113

It's called fucking palate maybe if you didn't eat shit and cheap food all day you could develope one.

>>672507179
It's the opposite people like it so more money to market

>>672511625
>mfw I literally live 30 minutes from one of the biggest micro brew cities in America
>mfw Europeans have no grasp on American brews and only use their basic knowledge of mass produced beer as a gauge
>mfw Europeans think Americans are ignorant and self centered then he posts some bullshit like this
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>>672505293
With all the hipster beers our there now, it's not hard at all to think the way you do.
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>>672517566
You prefer juice with an alcohol content you mean, you don't like beer.
Also known as a ladies cocktail.
That guy at the bar is winking at you, you should go give him your number - he's kind of cute
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>>672517649
Go to Balkans mate, everyone brews their own beer, wine and rakija, especcialy in rural parts
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>>672517396
>teach me things I can't figure out myself.

Ha, no. Lurk moar "gaylord".
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>>672505293
>steIIa
>carIing
>peroni
>heineken

tastes great m8
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>>672517019
Kek, anon doesn't know that Miller and bud brewery's were started by Germans, using German recipes and hops. Anon doesn't realize the piss after he is shit talking is his owns countries beer style

>mfw
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>>672517997
>faggot unfunny shit posting
>I am le /b
>lurk moar


Kill yourself new faggot cancer
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>>672517894

I believe it, I'm sure it's great I know the wine in Italy you can get for like a jug for 2 bucks was amazing, but don't lump every beer an American drinks to something as shitty as bud or coors. I haven't touched that shit in years.
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>>672518083
I actually like carling because it has good flavor
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>>672517870
Kek, you are replying to a 3xaward winning home Brewer you fagggot

No fucks are given about your opinion
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>>672518210

Using German recipes that were eventually diluted and dulled down with cheap ingredients and corner cutting for prime production.
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>>672518210
>started by german
>tailored for Americas shitty destroyed taste buds

Your beer is as bad as your chocolate.
It's not even really fair to call it "beer"
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>>672518353
Never said anything about American beer, never had the chance to try it
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>>672517870

You must not go out much. Some great craft cocktails use juice and such, creating a great spirit with a good balance of flavor between ingredients and liquor
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>>672518475
Kek
You are replying to a 100 times award winning macro Brewer.
No fucks are given on your opinion of my opinion
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>>672506861

Molson Golden when you badly need to shove something up your anus
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>>672518244
>having the last response means I'm not a faggot
>I can say le ironically.
>I have no life so I will tell anon to kill themself before they can tell me.

Wow. You are a greater faggot than us all.
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>>672514682
gluten sensitive?
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>>672518500
Don't dilute yourself
Lagers are basically all the same

Pale malts
Light German or Czech hops (low ibu)
Lager yeast (originated in Germany)
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>>672518689
If you ordered something like that in my local, you'd get stabbed before they handed you your change

Still, that's a lovely frock you're wearing
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>>672518666

Satanic trips are a lie! In all seriousness were not all bad on our palate, a lot of my friends are aspiring sommeliers or working towards opening their own microbrews/restaurants etc. we pride ourselves on expanding our palate and being able to taste different quality and flavors.

>>672518669
Ah you replied to my reply so I figure you were the same guy
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>>672518961
This was my guess
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>>672507179

I drink beers that I never saw any advertising for these, explain this
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>>672505587
>Carlton Dry

My fucking nigga
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>>672518666
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>>672519053
Trips do not lie. You sound like a faggot and your shits all fucked up.
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I drink a single beer everyday.

Hate the taste of alcohol or the feeling of being drunk, but beer is amazing.

The most important thing is to drink good German, Austrian or Czech beer.
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>>672518956
>responding in green text with more shit posting
>still aggressively unfunny
>hasn't yet killed themselves

You're doing it wrong, cunt
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Yes, genuinely. It's an acquired taste.
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>>672519324

Whatever you say dude. I doubt you have much of a distinguishing palate. That's why you can only say if a beer is shitty or good.
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>>672506185
Seriously though. Grow up kid.
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>>672518956
You just got double dubbed.
It's time for you to stop now
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>>672518961

But wouldn't I have the same problem with scotch?
(Don't know..., I don't really understand the whole 'gluten' thing..., seems like a disorder that 'millenials' invented.)
In any event..., I actually do wish that I could enjoy beer & wine occasionally.
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>>672513431
Mm I giggled
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>>672516856
>poster speaking to one person
>you could fly an armada of c130s
>implying one person can fly multiple planes
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Whatever your taste in beer, I think we can all agree that Wine taste like shit.

>common ground
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>>672519827

I've found myself liking whiskey more and more. A lot of flavor
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>>672519377
>anon is calling me a faggot but it isn't funny to me.

Thats because you are offended. It used to be known as "u mad", but women got too sensitive and /b/ got lonely.

>But I'm saying offensive things back and he isn't affected!

We aren't all children here, chippo.

/my time for you
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>>672520092
Then you haven't tried enough fine wine
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>>672520092

Wrong again my friend. Wine is a beautiful thing, the same as beer and whiskey
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>>672505593
Spotted the vegan
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Beer is great with a fat meaty meal, while you are smoking cigarettes or when you are on speed or coke.
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>>672505293
Dark beers have a pretty interesting taste. I think they taste something like coffee, so I like it. Regular is OK at best, just be glad your Taste buds are going numb after the first beer.
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>>672520156

I really am a big fan of single malt scotch..., neat or rocks.
Good, clean buzz..., no big penalty the next day.
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>>672505789
I fucking love mustard. Don't you ever talk to me or my lovechild again
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>>672520245
>offended
>mfw


You really put stick in your own importance don't you?
Shame no one else ever will
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>>672511616
Had over of those the other day with a basketball hoop
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>>672520917
Good thing I'm on fucking 4chan, kek.
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>>672520624
Dark kozel is great.
Don't like the coffee-like darks
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>>672520286
It has been proven in studies that even expert wine tasters cannot tell the difference between red wine and white wine coloured with red food dye.
Also, the more expensive the bottle it came in, the higher it scored in taste tests, despite being the same wine as served in the cheap bottles.
The entire wine industry is a con
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I absolutely love the taste of beer. It just makes you fat is my only gripe
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>>672521247
Well I like coffee, 1-5L a day of it, so coffee ftw
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>>672521553
Adam ruins everything has ruined you
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>>672521553
LOL
O
L

what studies, the ones where every wine isnt named after the specific type of gtape used to make it??

-5/10 bait
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>>672505293
>pleb who only drinks shit tier piss water detected.
Try some craft beers faggot
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>>672507113
Who the fuck doesn't drink to get the effects of alcohol? Literally having a beer or a glass of wine after a long day is just so relaxing.
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>>672505293
I like the refreshingness that comes with it on a hot summer day grilling outside, what i dont understand is how can people like the taste of pure liquor like vodka, scotch, whiskey and such...
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>>672521553
Actually I've watched a video about that, and I must agree. But still, wine tastes good
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>>672521553
Because of your comment, I for thinking shot what alcohol really is. It's the filtered excrements of microorganisms... Specifically the rank smelling aspect. An alien coming to visit might think were intentionally hyper concentrating the most vile thing we can find and drinking it for fun
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>>672522003
A high quality gin or whiskey can be very good.
Vodka on the other hand is supposed to taste like water, so high quality vodka isn't made for taste. It's made so you avoid the shit taste of shit tier vodka
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>>672522142
I obviously can't work with stock keyboard.
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>>672521783
>study
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/jun/23/wine-tasting-junk-science-analysis

>now you admit you're wrong
Oh right, this is /b
>now's when you ignore the science and just call people faggots
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>>672522377
Wine is disgusting so I always thought they were bullshit anyways
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>>672522377
>posting actual proof on /b and thinking that someone will actually admit they were wrong
I'm sorry anon, but the laws of common sense don't work here
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>>672522003
>how can people like the taste of pure liquor like vodka, scotch

Because we drinkwith a comitted purpose.
No really..., I will admit that scotch is an 'acquired taste'.
Single malt is less intense because a lot of what you taste with whiskey in the 'blend' part of the 'blended' name.
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>>672522496
>>672522676
Aaand there he goes
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>>672516856
you're right but you're probably millienial too until proven otherwise, sandly most people dont understand what "millineal generation" means.
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>>672522377
Your bait was bait, back when i called it bait, mate. Responding doesn't change that fact.

>this webpage is more accurate than actually drinking wine
>I know i'm full of shit so I called it first to look smart

Hey man, I won't put down your troll skills but you are still an faggot.
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>>672522795
I chose hard alcohols because I don't want to taste, I want to drink and enjoy the numbness. Often there are good mixes to be had, rum and coke, vodka and mt dew, etc. But I'm drinking to get drunk and I'd rather deal with horror in 10 second intervals than sip on atrocity for hours on end for the same effect.
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>>672522926
Different fag, fam.
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>>672523138
Child detected
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>>672523138
That was my point exactly.
Whiskey, etc. = Shortest distance between 2 points.
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>>672523302
If 27 is a child
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>>672523220
Still a fag, fam a dam ding ram.
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>>672523397
Age doesn't determine maturity.
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>>672523538
Kekd
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>>672523599
Dubs don't lie
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Look, ma, I'm popular
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>>672523794
>fagception
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Palate and taste is a completely subjective thing.
It's dependant on your cultural upbringing, your gut flora, your physiology and psychology, and probably the least important aspect is what it actually tastes like.

Drink what you like, no one gives a fuck about you
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>>672524168
>everything is subjective! No more opinions!
#tipping
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>>672524168
Never thought I would find truth on /b
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>>672516246
Claremont Craft Ales had some nice beers. I lived in Rancho Cucamonga for a year and just moved back to Austin.
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>>672505293
Yes. No.
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>>672511026
Hell yes.

One of the issues is that you require some alcohol to carry some of the flavour notes.
Compare a regular becks to a becks blue - often use the same tanks but the blue is dealcoholised, noticeably different.
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>>672505293
Try a Polish lager called Zywiec. Best beer in the world and I'm a Britfag.
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>>672521553

Bull-fucking-shit.

I know right off the bat with smell alone without a glance at the glass whether it's white or red. Holy shit how fuckin stupid are people to believe shit like this? MASTER SOMS can figure it vintage, region, varietal, soil, climate etc just by tasting and smelling. Fuck off anon
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>>672524168

That is very true anon but you can't deny somethings taste cheaper than others
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>>672525002
Care to provide a study that shows this to be true?
The only ones that I could find prove the opposite
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>>672525002
>anecdotal evidence vs actually published study

Suuurre you can .....suuuuuurrrreeee
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>>672524864
>Zywiec

You've spent too long in Slough mate....
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>>672525312

The study said 50% could tell the difference that's half. I could leave that proportional to adaptable palates or not. I'm only speaking from my own som classes and blind tasting we have done.

>>672525493
That publish study doesn't say there's no difference distinguishing red and white wine just quality of wines and the influence a label has on that.
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>>672524168
>>672524168
This a hundred time!

It's also true for music art and pretty much everything.
There are some intrinseque qualities that make some better than other but what matter in the end is personal subjective taste, you have a right not to like complex and intricate products and prefer easy basic ones.
Anybody judging people for their taste is an edgy immature kid.
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>>672525312
>a study that proves a multi billion dollar industry

Reverse troll. Watch out bros.
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>>672525975

>>672525975

Just got to the part where they said the red wine was dyed. I can't imagine they were masters, or level 1s for that matter. If you can't tell red from white by smell you're no expert. You can call it anecdotal or whatever but I've been around wines a long time I've gotten to experience some knowledgable people work with it, the only thing I can say is regular people would get fooled that way, when I worked at a winery we would pour some red with a white and have people try and guess it off of nose. They would assume it was a rose. So I can agree perception can play a part of an illusion but only to the untrained eye. Why do you think magicians look so talented?
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>>672526086

Except shitty rap. Who wants to listen to shitty rap
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>>672506185
That's the thing though. When I drink liquor I feel like I want to vomit. But beer is just kind of bad. It's much more drinkable.
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>>672505293
Try some tripels, saisons, sours and come back with that opinion.
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>>672506185
>clearly 16 years old
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