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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I honestly think I'm God and look down on almost everyone even though I've done nothing noteworthy in my life
A couple hours ago I ass fucked my wife with no lube. Normally we use Astroglide, which (obvious) slicks her up, but also keeps shit from sticking to my cock. She's a pretty clean girl, so it's never really all that messy, but right now there's little bits of dried shit smeared on my cock, especially right behind the head.
Tomorrow I'm going to see my side girl, and I'm not going to take a shower between now and then, so she can suck my dick and taste my wife's shit pipe. She's really inexperienced, and probably won't have any idea what the weird smell/taste is.
I get paranoid that people can read my thoughts
>>672450001
I hate everything and everyone and I should because I have advantages in life but I don't care and I'd be better off dead. I'm also an alcoholic.
>>672450432
shouldn't*
>>672450001
molested. liked it. get off to loli now. no further comment.
Everyone in my life thinks I've got it all together and that I'm just a dick. I'm secretly pushing everyone away in the most convincing way possible to no one cares when I kill myself.
I genuinely believe anime and manga are the best entertainment.
>>672450641
loli is for fags, real men vIadmodels
I fucked my sister when she was 11
>>672450226
people think im the spawn of satan, and can do magical things like, Control the weather, but all i do is smoke weed and play video games, yet those in the know be like, that man is Satans son himself
>>672450001
I am a man who enjoys getting thing stuffed up my ass. I have a wife but she does not like to do that stuff anymore. So now I kinda want to ne gay and fuck trannys, instead I pretend for my wife. We have kids and shit. Some day I will switch to trannys, guys and women. All at the same time in a relationship.
>>672450664
worst than cp.
I'm fairly happy with my life.
>>672450001
I'm a 17 virgin never been kissed or fucked, any advice?? I'm alright looking maybe a 6/10 or 7/10
>>672450001
I have a door-locking related OCD . I cannot leave untill I check if the door is locked ( it takes at least 4 checkings ).
>>672450316
Bruh....that's just not cool. No way to treat the side bitch....
Found my partner messaging her friend telling me she has been thinking of breaking up with me for weeks. If she does I lose the house, my dogs, my business location, and most of my friends. Contemplating burning the entire property down.
I'm doing decently well for myself in many regards of my life and have a future I look forward to. I'm 24 and a virgin. I'm charismatic, good with people, and am not completely hideous. (Maybe 5/10. As much as a 6 on a good day) but become deathly afraid of judgment when a woman expresses any sort of romantic interest in me. The more I age the worse this becomes. I feel I'm going to die alone and never have a significant other because of this.
>>672450664
Won't click.
Don't click.
>>672450817
I'm God. That's okay though, because so are you.
>>672451109
do it bruh fuck it if shes going to mess your life up at least you'll get paid
>>672450733
i like older men. not girls. durr.
>mfw i googled vladmodels.
I think I am gay and I have a deep state of paranoia.
>>672450783
You sound like a conceded dick. Are you sure the weed isn't messing with your mental health. You still a dick off it? I'm pro-weed btw
>>672450932
reported.
>>672451155
if you are charismatic why haven't you gotten laid kek
Used to explore my bisexuality. Now irrationally ashamed and closeted again for past 4 years. Sex with women is far more gratifying, but flirting with men is more fun.
>>672451109
do it and tie her to something
>>672450001
I want to fucking kill myself but I have no reason why, and at the same time no motivation to do it
>>672451595
for some reason read that as bestiality, was confused when I read
> Sex with women is far more gratifying, but flirting with men is more fun.
>>672451720
>>672450829
How old are you? I'm early 20s and love that shit. Been working my way up the size ladder in regards to anal. Have a bunch of toys now and got a bit over zealous with my last one. Toy is 14 inches in circumference and it is my goal. Can currently take a 20oz coke bottle comfortably. (Around 9 inches circumference)
Why ain't your wife into it? Do you like not eat her pussy or something? Couple guys at my job go in about how their GF/wife was dead set against X in the bedroom but once they had a teeth gritting toe curling orgasm, they were down for anything.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
I'm not really a faggot
>>672450981
if you keep looking for any 0-10 then you wont get anything. Find somebody who wants to fuck you then fuck them. Smash and dash
>>672451736
Yikes. Nah I would never!
>>672451640
>>672451417
I'm gonna do it. I'm sick of the lies she's been feeding me. I'm going to burn the entire property down then find the guy she's been messaging and do the same to him. Then I'll probably an hero
>>672451483
Welcome to the club fag
>>672451830
Secrets, not lies
>>672451770
I also fantasize about having gay sex with Stallion Andalusian Horses
>inb4 I'm into mlp
>inb4 this is the reason why I should commit suicide
>>672450664
I came
All throughout highschool i had a repuatation for having sex with a bunch of Girls
I reality I would just get drunk with them we would make out alot maybe get to third base and then both pass out
I was a deeply unhappy alchoholic and this was at least once a week with different Girls all throughout highschool
Welp, just wrote this right before the thread got pruned so I'm gonna repost it.
Context is 12 year old me and my 13 year old sister had sex, I wanna kill myself.
>Be me, 12
>Mom dies of cancer about a year ago
>Live in the attic with my sister (13)
>She comes in one night, I was awake because my sleep schedule has been fucked for as long as I can remember
>There's some talk
>We're sad, and lonely, and we're so young
>We have sex. It's not anything to write home about, it's clumsy, we're inexperienced, but I've never felt more loved than in that moment.
>We continue for about a year, and then she cuts it off.
>She was 14 at this point, old enough to realize it was weird.
>Still, I'm hurt. We're still close, and I don't let anyone know, but I'm hurt.
Time passes, she turns 15. By this point she was into some pretty hard drugs.
>She fights with my dad a lot.
>One day, she leaves, and she just doesn't come back for 3 years.
>I'm 17 at that point, she's 18. We don't talk about what happened.
>She still fights with dad.
>She leaves again, and now 2 years later I still haven't heard anything from her.
Probably a boring story, but it's mine.
>>672451976
Is it worth it , Anon ?
I helped my ex gf suck and fuck a friends dogs while we minded her house
>>672450981
Be both confident and patient. If a girl is giving off some back-off vibes, listen to that shit so you don't make a fool of yourself. You'll get laid eventually and it'll be fine so don't worry too much about it.
>>672451844
I had an opportunity but I mean she's probably packing more than one STD
>>672451552
Because as soon as the conversation turns from innocent banter to potentially getting laid, I freeze up. The confidence and charisma go out the window and now I'm in uncharted territory. Plus the factor of still being a virgin at 24 keeps running through my head
"She's had at least 3 others before me, how would I ever compare?"
"Ill pop in less than 10 seconds, she'll tell everyone, and ill be a laughing stock"
Just to name a couple thoughts. Some actually think I'm playing hard to get it I'm ignoring them and it just attracts them more. In reality I'm a fucking sperg.
People think i m a psychopath. But I am just really good at hiding my emotions
>>672451109
you could kill her and burn the house down to destroy the evidence
they'll never know
or at least they can't prove it
I'm the one who posted your tits for the Internet to see Sydney
I used to play with myself while wearing my moms bras
>>672451485
naw, what happened was i went to a new school in my senior year, was smarter than anyone there, i was constantly the dick that went "well actually", everyone was terrified of me and some how (well partially due to my manipulation of the hole staff and students) started being called the antichrist, i knew this because a black girl literally came up to me and in front of everybody called me the devil, then a hole bunch of environmental shit keeped happening while i had conflicts going on and everyone just assumed i am satans spawn, like everyone calls , me this shit
>>672452222
You do have to be careful but also man you can just find a gf who wants the same thing.
>>672452241
edgy as fuck.
>>672452314
you were probably in your lower teens, amirite?
>>672450664
Someone just burned a cat inside of a cage
Neat
>>672451109
Breaking up or a divorce? Divorce is in the woman's favor it's a stupid system but that's another topic. Breaking up on the other hand only entitles her to her own shit she earned herself. Don't tell me your a scum and has nothing to his name if u lose her. If that's the case then you did it to yourself.
>>672452217
Damn thanks anon for the advice
I'm gay
>>672451775
I am 30, and it was all because of the drugs. My wife would do that kid of shit to me all the time and I really liked it. Now she is all sober and does not want to do it anymore. But I still fucking love it.
>>672452150
What other choice do I have? Not do it and let her and her fat friend take everything from me? I have nothing else, no other home, no savings set aside, no friends in a good enough position to give me a place to stay and no family. If I don't get revenge I might as well just pop a shit load of pills an drive off the pass.
>>672450783
Be glad real sons don't know you. We would carve your soul out through your liver.
>>672451775
i have a 10 inch plug i didn't even need to work my way up to i just took it slow and got it first time
>>672452072
damn thats intense. has anyone heard from her?
>>672452319
Alright thanks anon, I appreciate the advice
>>672451976
I guess today is the day I become a moralfag, it's probably not worth it anon. There's so much potential for a better reality if you open your mind and realize that it's easier to not give a fuck. Take solace in the fact that she will never have a decent relationship with any man due to her being a disgusting cheater, that's what I do.
>>672450001
I don't really care for memes all that much.
I raped my sister with my younger brother alot when she was young
>>672452514
Fucking hot
Told my girlfriend I would never do drugs after dropping acid a few weeks ago, and buying weed that night
Also want to fuck her best friend like crazy, her friend also hooked me up with the weed.
One last thing, want to fuck my math teacher silly, and her daughter too.
got my first kiss from my babysitter when i was 7. she was 16. tongue involved.
pic related...
>>672452526
sure thing fellow annon
i make love to my youngest sister.
>>672452507
lol why do you assume its a lie? i really am satans son... if thats what people want me to be
>>672450316
You're an absolute madman
I grew up in a real small village, less than 400 folks. I had a friend which was mostly the only kid the same age as me. When we were 4-5 years old, we would suck each other's dick in my backyard and we got truly excited about it. It happened on multiple occasions and we never told anybody about it, I guess we were just experimenting.
I love spreading photos of girls i know at school. I like to see them called a slut
>>672450664
I used to do this kind of shit when I was young
>>672451474
bing*
>>672452514
I'm still trying to have a prostate orgasm. I get close but without a proper coco shaped dildo I don't think ill get it. I don't think I'm ready to buy something that is a plastic replica of an actual cock. All my tots are phallic sure, but not cock like.
It's weird. I love women with big tits, wide hips, and want nothing more than for a woman like that to site on my face or titty fuck her. But with something in my ass, I get off to traps and futa.
Eh, mental gymnastics later in life, not now.
>>672451976
Do it man she betrayed you go out as a legend
i sexually identify as a polyamorous non gender specific aircraft carrier.
>pic related. its me.
>>672452816
Proceed.
i have bpd & schizotypal diagnoses
>>672452507
Not an assumption. You would die slow.
I generally think I'm a kind guy to everyone and I think everyone I meet thinks I have a nice happy life
The truth is my family is run down and I often think about suicide
>>672452785
i jerked of to the same porn my cousin did when we were little, like it was to 9 year old jerking off in the same room and the only thing covering us was a beadsheet
>>672450705
Holy shit, you just summarised my last 11 months.
>>672452603
you should go round to see her one day and do it again for old times sake
it'll be funny as fuck
the look on her face
>>672452525
No. Not yet.
Not sure if they ever will.
I think I just wanna die. At the very least I can see my mom, and if my sis is there too than all the better. I just don't wanna feel so shitty all the time.
>>672451038
Get help faggot, I did and life is much better now
>>672452072
I was gunna reply before but the thread got pulled
Thats pretty intense ,
So youve never actually spoken about it at all with her?
>>672452687
same here but I was 9, she was 15. she was also my 1st pussy I ever touched, was 6-7ish
5th grade me and my cousin contantly played truth or dare but only bc we would constantly dare eachother into sexual things
>>672450001
i can install gentoo without a guide
actually it's easy
>>672452625
smoke weed with her friend make the connection make it happen
her friend sounds like she's a better choice anyway
who wants a gf they can't have a chill smoke with anyway
I never seed my torrents.
>>672453152
Yeah. It's hard to push some people away. My ex and I are still really close, I'm saving her for last. We've been through a lot, so I'm thinking of ways to make her hate me. Possibly rape her? idk fam.
>>672451809
Off to prison for you anon
>>672450705
Don't do that, anon. We love you.
>>672451775
See my response is to look down on it but when I was in my 20s and had a high sex drive I was into anal penetration too. I never did it with a partner, only solo, but I even bought a dildo once. Once I used a stick of butter and ended up just pushing it entirely inside at the end. That felt so good. I passed it soon afterward. My skin smelled like butter for 2 days though, which was embarrassing. I was still with my ex wife at the time and the best experience of all was using her rabbit vibrator on myself. Wow. Nail care was crucial for warming up though. I needed not only clipped and filed but very smoothly filed to avoid scratching my asshole painfully and needing to stop.
Nowadays I have no desire for it at all.
>>672452472
I do not think there is virtually anything for me to say in order to help you . Can't you get a lawyer's opinion into this ? I mean , you must invoke a reason for a legal break-up.
>>672450361
Are you me
>>672453385
Secrets, not lies
>>672452316
Sounds hard to believe. I don't want to picture you as one of those fedora types who think they are super intelligent. But are actually just weird, anti-social, and so conceded they think people gossip about him behind his back while be sits in his parents basement playing vidya and smoking weed. That meme can't be true can it? You don't have to answer but if you have a fedora it might be to late for you.
Growing up my friends and I would Play Football naked.
No idea why , We all had boners. Looking back on it seems totally fucked up
Also when i was about 9 i used to Play truth or dare with my neighbors 6-7 year old
Ended up doing that every time i had a Chance.
Like 20+ times a week
I was a drastically over sexualized child
>>672453371
meh, they wont take me alive
>>672451809
V& when
I took advantage or alot of drunk Girls.
Like. Alot.
>be me at age 10
>cousin (age 9) her mom is devorced
>cousins mom works nights & into mornings
>stays over at our house every other day
>we wake up early and eat
>we go down to basement
>play truth or dare
>she dares me to pull down my pants and unerwear
>i do she sees my dick
>i tell her to pull down hers
>we sit there for a wile with out pants or underwear on untill my mom calls us up
Cont.?
>>672453345
you're going to hell
>>672452816
>>672453592
go on, i need tips
>>672452297
>>672450664
I laughed.
Should probably go hang myself now.
I was just thinking that
>>672453155
I don't know where she lives. My parents completely ditched us when they found out. And that crazy bitch would probably shoot me point blank. When she was 17 I woke up finding her walking out of my room with a gun
>>672452943
i'm also straight but it's literally how we're designed
a prostate orgasm is the most intense experience
my first one was with a borrowed dildo that the owner was unaware of
you just have to keep going and don't touch your dick
you aren't allowed to stop until it happens
>>672452998
I'd kick your shit in with the force of 100 nuclear cruise missiles. You are going to the bottom , bitch.
>>672453706
Sydney Huynh
>>672452426
Nothing wrong with being gay faggot
>>672453228
No. Never had the nerve.
I don't think she feels the same, or ever will, and I don't want to mess up what we had.
It was enough to be close to her.
>>672453710
why fuck moralfags
>>672452597
Shh, this is not a place to give sound advice. Shape up or leave 4chan. The fucks your problem?
I killed my brother's two hamsters by slamming them on the ground. He thought they died by stress or some other bullshit.
I didn't even care, either. Those things were fucking annoying. Always biting you if you tried to pet them.
Started drinking because of the power alcohol has to make people talk.
Keep drinking because of that and because I actually like it
Cheers
Nobody lives in Wyoming
>>672453592
Cant even believe how much of a pussy I was in college. I have terrible regret.
>>672451809
You better get comfortable with Big Bert
>>672453622
So your secret is that your a fag who doesnt post the whole greentext in one Piece?
Obviously CONT
>>672453796
ta there is
>>672452998
cool, I'm an Apache Helicopter. Can I land on you?
>>672451976
You rock anon, DO IT!, but don't hero, living with the satisfaction of knowing you fucked their life is better
>>672453622
Cont pls
>>672453507
My friends and I saw each other naked countless times growing up, boners and not. imo it's not very sexual
>>672453622
You may proceed
>>672453646
How do u get these pics from girls at your school tough
>>672453475
the real story would be to long and boring so i wont tell it, but no people think im cool and in my old high school i was fucking nothing but perfect 10ns, then some shit went down and was expelled, (there i go again im just gonna stop here)
>>672450728
you monster.
I lied about having cancer and being disowned
and I also committed a race crime once
>>672453325
Gf wants to smoke when she is 25-26 to prevent brain damage,
I let the daughter of my girlfriend give me a blowjob everytime we are alone, she's 12 yo
>>672453646
>>672454211
>>672452998
Welcome to your "safe place". May I please have your pronouns and triggers?
>>672452998
thread
>>672452943
I just put a finger up my boyfriends ass while I'm blowing him and he has the most intense organisms. Better results with finger stimulation as opposed to toys. :)
I sleep surrounded by 100+ gallon jugs of piss and a pile of garbage, mostly empty cigarette packs. Live with my parents so cleaning it up without being noticed is a rather impossible task.
>>672454069
only if we both sign a consent form specifying that i consent to you landing on me, and you consent to land on me as well.
>>672453731
spineless bitch i would of shot you on the spot
go rape her and teach her a lesson
>little sisters friends are over for the night
>one her friends likes me and was super obvious about it
>my sister would get pissy about it and call me a pedo since I was 18 and she was 13
>I literally did no flirting on my part, all I did was tease her a bit and smoke some pot with her and some where in between she got a crush on me
>I was trying to sleep when I heard my door open and someone tiptoe in
>mfw it was my sisters friend in her bra and panties
>>672454367
Looks waxed. Would fuck
>>672452072
you should read Flowers in the Attic. might find it relatable, anon.
a lot of awkward sex experiences when i was young. from like first to third grade, me, a fat blonde girl, and an uncut italian kid would fuck each other constantly. we even had a few threesomes. it was actually pretty great. it all ended when i realized it was weird and the italian kid kept trying to tell our friends. the last time was when italian kid, some other friend, and i showed each other our dicks (agreeing that it was no homo) while that friend's obese uncle watched shrek. i had a wonderfully weird childhood.
>>672454542
cont?
I stole my friend's little sister's panties and jacked off in them. Came in them and stuffed it back in the drawer.
Have documents that could send people to jail, I'm going to keep them and never show them to absolutely anyone
>>672451109
Do it and livestream it you fucking PUSSY
>>672454037
unexpectedly amusing
>>672453731
Show her that you ,unlike her, have the guts to kill yourself
>>672453334
You. Are the Scum of the Earth.
I was at a party with my dad when I was 13. There was drugs and alcohol and all sorts of fucked up shit a kid shouldn't be exposed to anyway. But when dad was passed out drunk, I crawled into bed next to him and reached down and felt his dick. It was insanely hard and I jacked it a little. He kinda woke up, kinda didn't care, we did a little more before he jacked off and so did I and we fell asleep together.
When he woke up he freaked the living fuck out and I got my ass beaten harder than I ever had before. I thought he was going to kill me.
>>672454037
Nigger using axe, this is why they can't into nice things
>>672454502
I should
>>672454446
What do you mean cleaning it up without being noticed?
Do they not know that you are living with them ?
>>672454542
Cont my dude
>>672451976
an legend
>>672452998
triggered
>>672454542
>Smoked some pot with a 13 year old
And into the prison you go
>>672454641
follow-up on some other details i forgot to add:
me and the italian kid were once almost caught by his mom, the fat blonde chick kept making us suck on her tits, and the we pissed in each other's mouths a little a few times (we thought cum=pee)
>>672452320
Wow someone's edgy and unique.
>>672453675
Wait till they get drunk.
Suggest Splitting a taxi to save Money
Have your stop be first.
Start touching in the taxi
Suggest just getting off at your house "you only live once" bla bla bla
Take control of the Situation
Be moderatly attractive
make sure you dont smell like you havent showered in a few days.
Easy.
>>672454412
> organisms
>>672452603
I think your sister posted on the previous thread
Last week, me and a few other anons stayed up all night
tracking down that squirrelkin chick, you know the one
who claimed to have assisted in the death of her mothe
r and dog. Well not only did we all find out who she was,
I learned that she was paid to lie about it. Most of her posts
were written for her. I didn't not have the heart to tell the
b/ros cause I did not want them to feel like they wasted
their time so i told them that they instantly blocked me when i called.
I'm Sorry /b/ros i failed ya'll
I spend all my money on weed and drugs
and I think I am gay
I stop by the red light district and fuck the smallest youngest looking girl i can find. Pay her 20 for a suck and fuck and then go to my sex addicts anon meeting.
>>672450728
What the fuck is wrong with you you fat cunt
>>672453761
>borrowed dildo that the owner was unaware of
Pls tell me it wasn't your mom's
>>672450001
I have been terrorizing illegal immigrants in our town and running them off. Everyone else should be too.
>>672455364
Smoke?
>>672455538
Hey Trump, you gonna die maricón
>>672454214
Whatever your life style just keep your grades up and always try to work on a goal. Get back into school. Feelings of self-pity or unacconplishment can lead to depression. There's a million excuses on why you can't do something but it's up to you to start it, no one is holding your hand.
>>672450001
Extremely paranoid that someone is looking at me that I sleep with a pillow covering my head all the time
>>672455630
yeah, it's me. It was a good run and worth callingg off of work taht day.
>>672452603
I still masturbate to the thought of it
>>672450001
I'm pretty fucked up as far as being able to form normal healthy relationships and friendships. I have fucked most of my close friends, of both genders. But my career puts me in a position where I am supposed to be an example of stable person.
I want to beat the shit out of the girl that rejected me in high school- she became a male in college so I'm not sure how to go about it.
>>672450664
I liked it. Will do it some day
>>672452603
Story time?
I plan out whole murders in my head down to the smallest detail. Never people I don't know. But I imagine myself stalking them for weeks, months even, becoming that person. I'd know every little habit about them. And eventually when the time came, I'd murder them slowly, or if I were an immediate suspect, I'd use ricin (found a recipe.) I've always done this and I can't seem to figure out why, but I gain a pleasure in knowing that if push ever came to shove I could make a person disappear off the face of the earth. Even if i got caught, where I live, there won't be a body. And that makes me feel fantastic.
>>672456129
Autism: The Post
>>672455957
Dave?
>>672456202
Nope.
>>672456129
Just put pineapples whereever they go
My ex used to be a crazy heavy sleeper.
It always Looks fake in the Pornos where the guy is doing some sleeping chick but after my ex had a couple she was out for at least 10 hours no matter what
I used to fuck her in the ass
She never let me do it awake and used to wake up complaining about pain but wouldnt tell me where
She ended up cheating on me so i dont even care
I was cheating on her with the sleeping slutty Version of her.
>>672456303
Kek. I know what you are getting at.
>>672456303
kek, love that story
>>672455485
I went my entire life watching tv and movies and only viewed them as mind numbing entertainment, and then I witnessed the end of Evangelion.
>>672456059
>Fist
>Face
>Make contact
>Repeat
>>672456357
are you me?
>>672455436
very tame by /b/'s standards.
>>672453863
You're new. Kill yourself.
I Cummed in my girlfriends roommates mayo jar. then a few days later my girl told me she tried her roommates miracle whip and she liked it.
I fucked a loli 15 yr old raw dog when i was 20. picked her up every so often from school and fucked her brains out. best pussy ive ever had. never got caught never nutted in her. Sucked dick like a champ best pussy ive ever had...EVER. Fuck the world and society.
>>672456074
Post results
I am growing ever more certain that I am legitimately losing my grip upon Reality. This has been a very long and very slow process and yet I feel as though I have reached the point where, no matter how I end up, I KNOW that a normal life is something I will Never have again, ever. I am convinced that I will die in an institution.
>>672456181
I have a normal career and education so fuck off. I'm a surgical nurse. Maybe it's the gore I'm around or i don't know but I gain a pleasure knowing i'm mentally capable of murder.
>>672456448
probably.
>>672456351
I'm debating doing this with my ex. Super heavy sleeper, could probably just fuck her while she's sleeping cuz she still lets me over all the time.
>>672454898
dumbshit, you forgot to say " No Homo "
>>672456477
Dont worry, everything is an illusion
>>672456429
are you me?
>>672456429
You know. I currently watching the reboot movie series and the writers said that this is how they originally wanted the series to play out, that this was the story they wanted to tell. The ideology they wanted to get across. Since I started though the very last movie hasn't come out yet. Is it worth to watch the original series?
>>672455957
so what do u do faggot?
>>672456479
Listen, you're just a faggot.
>>672456351
Thinking i want to do the same. shes not a heavy sleeper but i want to mix ambian and melatonin in a mixed drink.
This might seem pretty unbelievable... But I can believe it's not butter
wanna kill myself but too much of a pussy so i just sit here all day
>>672456115
I suck at green text but wil give it a go.
>>672456351
I did that too. I had an ex that would have a few drinks and just be dead to the world. A few times I tried to fuck her ass, and came up her shit pipe about half the time. The other half of the times, she woke up and started squirming, so I left her alone.
The first time I came up her ass while she was asleep, she woke up the next morning and told me she was bleeding. She asked if we had done anything crazy the night before, and i told her she begged me to fuck her ass.
She just kind of pouted, but didn't argue, because she knew that when she drank, she got slutty as fuck. One time she did ass to mouth...not right away, though. Only after I had fucked her sore little butt for so long that she begged for me to cum in her mouth just to escape the pain. Good times.
Now she's married to some dumb guy, and had 3 of his kids.
>>672456777
I may be a faggot but remember kid, I can buy the piece of shit trailer you live in with your fat wheelchair clad mother and the lot it's parked on.
>>672456351
Been on the other end of this, kind messed things up for good when I found all of the videos.
I sleep with my girlfriend's niece.
>>672456925
M/F??
>>672456763
I work at a facility that helps drug addicts and folks with mental health issues get their life together.
>>672451109
Get a good lawyer
>evidence
>take half
>cut your losses
Use it as an opportunity to start over. You could move cities and be whoever you wanna be.
Im fucking depressed but I dont tell anybody because Im the funny guy and if I lose that then I have nothing
>>672455538
Trump sanctioned volunteer citizen brigades when
>>672455660
You're gonna GTFO or be part of that wall. Real talk. The movement us growing fast and it's far from just a few people. America will solve illegal immigration on its own. With or without Trump, there's a shit ton of vacant lots and wide open land.
>>672457054
HOLY! Same man, keep on keepin on
>>672455073
this triggers me
I can't stop stealing my wife's sister's underwear. Been stealing her dirty panties for years and lately I've taken some bras. Cumming in those bras feels so good, as does looking her in the eye and thinking about what I do with her private possessions
im aroused by skeletons
I saw what happened to Treyvon in person. Never came forward. Let's just say Zimmerman would not be justified if I had. He should be thankful I lost my father at the hands of a nigger and I hate most blacks so I kept my mouth shut.
>>672457101
We've been slowly invading you, and recovering our land, little anglo.
>be early 30's, 6-figure income, prestigious position, home-owner, several cars, etc
>go to big convention/party with a few thousand people
>meet cute young thing, take her to to hotel
>she's genuinely surprised when I don't nut after she gives 5 minutes of head
>oh-you.jpg
>fuck the ever-loving shit out of her
>90 minutes into it, talk her into her first real anal experience
>accidentally left my travel fuck kit in the car, so no lube
>use pussy juice and saliva instead
>takes a good 2 minutes to gradually slide all the way in
>seems to like it well enough
>give her colon 8 inches for a good 15 minutes
>messy as fuck. like, REALLY messy
>she loves it anyways
>make her beg for me to cum in her ass
>give her a huge load up her ass
>clean her up
>watch some cartoons
>ROUND 2: FIGHT!!
>fuck ever-loving shit out of her all over again
>sun starts to come up, still fucking her
>pretty sure people in the next room can hear us
>go straight from pussy to mouth
>love watching her enjoy her own cunt juice
>cum down her throat
>she says "oh wow, I didn't think swallowing would be that easy"
>honestly, no shit the best sex, ever, in whole life
>she sleeps with her head on my chest
>inb4 "pics or it didn't happen", because...
>she's 16
This is not a joke, I'm 100% serious about this:
I took a shit today whilst I fingered my asshole, then licked my finger to taste my shit, and I gotta say, shit doesn't taste as bad as it smells. Once you can get past the smell, it ain't that bad.
I try to find the exact location of people on tinder
>>672457160
So, I take from this that you aren't into anal at all?
I wrote and sold rape erotica to pay my bills for a fairly considerable amount of time while posing as a woman to deflect criticism.
>>672453173
>At the very least I can see my mom, and if my sis is there too than all the better
There is no life after death. You'll never see your mother again. It's dangerous to even think that there is because it leads you to not make the best of your one life in the deluded belief that there is something better to follow.
>Not anti-religious, just stating facts as we know them. And a form of Pascal's wager applies - if I'm right - live your life to the best. If I'm wrong you get a long and good life with the bonus of the follow-up
>>672456905
lol you have no idea, you're an idiot. I can assure you I'm no where near poor.
>>672456739
not the guy but original is pretty nice, the ending is fucked tho
>>672456925
Story Time?
>>672457418
No, that wasn't the issue at all, I did some pretty crazy stuff with him. He didn't usually fuck me in the ass in the videos either. It was just one of his fetishes.
I had a pretty bad drug problem at that time so I was completly out for 90% of it and he liked taking advantage of that.
>>672456834
Fucking liar
>MfW I saw that
>>672455929
Deets?
>>672456630
Exactly the type of thoughts that have been poisoning my sanity for the last 6 years. At one point I felt as if I were thr ONLY sentient being left here on Earth, and that EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE else was an artificial and pre-programmed holograph projected directly into my mind by a fail-safe coping assistance program that had been developed countless millenia ago..
My worst secret is that I am a closet pedo.
I am disgusted with myself for it and I want help but I am too embarrassed. If anybody were to find out in my family or friends I would probably kill myself
I masterbate at work to pass the time when theres nothing going on
If a shitty customer Comes in he gets my cum in the milk i give him for coffee
>>672450432
Nah, that's depression for you. It doesn't care about your life, your friends, your family, who needs you to survive, what needs you to keep on going. You know why? Because it's a chemical imbalance in your brain. Not a failing on your part. You just need to see a fucking doctor you shit head. They might give you the right stuff and get rid of it in two weeks, or they'll give you the wrong stuff, and make you want to kill yourself. All a lovely gamble isn't it? Put your life in someone else's choice of medicine, luv.
>>672457338
You will rapidly die or hop the border in reverse. Shouldn't have sold it to begin with, dishonorable tamale stomper. God I hope you swing through my town. I'd Waterboard you first.
I watch trap porn
I have no friends
>>672457776
That could be true.
Does it actually change anything?
Illusion or not, you still experience the same.
>>672457807
yuo probably shouldnt wait. just do it already.
>>672450981
Mods
>>672457499
Dub's don't lie.
>I know what I'm doing for the next week and a half!
Also, I got fired, because i refused to have sex with my manager. It wasn't that she wasn't attractive, I was just in a commtted relationship at the time.
>>672457658
Didn't like the fact that he was taking advantage of you while you were in a drug induced stupor. I gotcha.... i thnk.
>>672457571
Haha I've told this story before.
No green text tonight.
Basically, after we broke up I logged onto his computer to get rid of some other videos we had made and found a bunch of videos of him fucking me while I passed out and with other girls he had over while I was at work.
I'm kinda a slut ty drunk so I didn't really have any idea it was that extreem, I would just wake up half naked and super sore.
I deleted everything.
>>672454412
>organisms
bitch wat
>>672457807
Stop believing that you're locked into that sexuality.
>>672457413
Schon wen in der nähe von Hannover gefunden? Und wie grenzt du es ein?
>>672457473
I'm already well fucked. I'm a highschool dropout, no job, failing out of GED classes that most days I can't muster up the effort to go to.
Oblivion doesn't sound so bad when the alternative is spending every waking hour stuck in the past, reliving days I can never have again.
I ate booty and loved it. And i loved it even more as her feet were rubbing on my chest. I came like a sperm whale
>>672457948
Yeah, and filming it and never asked or anything haha it was rape. There was 24 videos over a year period.
>>672454634
>>672454634
rofl literally what I thought
>>672450316
You're actually fucked. Your wife obviously loves you and you wanna fuck some side bitch.
>>672457849
hahahaha little gringo thinks he's bad enough to shoot a man. I hope I swing around your town to stab your worthless schemer ass when you least expect it.
i am the archangel michael
>>672457826
I'd rather not. Ironically I'm studying to either become a psychiatrist or get my PhD in clinical psychology.
>>672450001
Ok you wanna know my secret, I ask for money from a collection of my friends because I wondered if I could in a couple weeks I got about $3,000 dollars from 40 or so friends online (one's i never met) so much so i decided to just spunk it on a holiday and pay them back slowly some i just ditched sure, but it surprised me when you come up with a sob story how many people are eager to help.
I know it was a scumbaggy thing to do but pffft so what
My mom asked me to find someone to post her PIC on YouTube and eBay and Facebook and send me the links to show my mom can anyone help please
Been dating this girl for over 2 years because shes a "safe bet" and i wasted my last 2 years of high school with some 5/10 girl when 9/10 horny sophomores were begging for my dick, wish i could go back and enjoy my high school experience.
>>672450001
I wait at my phone all day and night because I want her to message me again. I dont care that she broke my heart, I still love her.
I cry at night because even though she left me, she was the only thing keeping me and my shitty life together.
I go into girl's rooms and lick their feet while they're sleeping. Not my sisters, but if there's an opportunity, I'll take it.
>>672452603
>be me 16 yo
>my brother 11 yo or some shit like that
>sister 12 yo
>parents are gone
>we never fight so parents are not worried
>my sister is just done showering
>see my little brother peaking in her room
>i thought before of raping her
>i tap my brother on the shoulder
>he almost shits his pants
>i look before in his search history on his laptop
>a lot of searches for rape porn
>so i suggest the idea of us raping my sister
>first he was like anon what the fuck
>so i threaten to show our parents his laptop if he doesn't help
>he agrees
cont?
I want a good friend of mine to double team my girlfriend with me
>>672452998
WITH A GANGSTER LEAN
>>672458072
Das Eingekreiste ist das Gebiet, in dem der Wohnort liegt. Bei Vechta und Hannover sind 2 Kontakte, die meine Zielperson hat, bei denen sowohl ein Ort als auch die Entfernung angegeben sind.
Das war hier ein Glücksfall, man kann natürlich auch selbst seine eigene Position verändern und dann so mit der Zeit den Zielort lokalisieren.
>>672450001
>be 11
>summer before middle school, make friends with new kid on the block
>he's two years my senior, dark hair, freakishly blue eyes, quiet, skinny kid
>realize I'm a faggot
>we go swimming, wanna see his junk when we change. Turns out he feels the same way
>"I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Obviously I'm all about that.
>spend the summer wandering around (I grew up on the edge of the suburbs near a lot of farmland and forests and creeks and shit)
>I can thank him my first cig, first time drunk on ten high, first time I shot a gun
>up until then id jumped my bed a few times, and gotten off climbing this rope at school, but he teaches me how to jerk off properly
>"let me help" he says, and I do
>a little freaked out but let it happen
>felt great, wanted to jack him off, but I wasn't very good
>he stood over me and came all over my stomach
>we sneak out at night to skinny dip in another friends pool
>afterwards we're lying on the deck and he goes to suck me off
>more freaked out but still let it happen
>of course it's fucking awesome
>I moan really loud
>I should be clear, this second friend was really just another neighborhood kid, he was asleep inside at the time. I have no fucking idea why nobody caught us. Lucky as hell.
>anyway, I wanted to reciprocate, but of course we bounce right after
>a few days later we're out at night in this kinda common ground pasture and we go down on each other.
>I'm not any good, so he grabs ahold of my head and fucks my face
>he makes me swallow
>I throw up and he mocks me
>now legit freaked, but he was really friendly otherwise, and I still had a crush on him - I'd never get that way before.
>after a few days I convince myself it's normal and wasn't that bad
>>672458285
This anon has a point
>>672450001
44 years old, never got laid. I have been jacking off to jail/b/ait from 4chan since 2008. I am the king of /b/ and have transcended this plane of existence.
>>672458702
And that's how people are made gay
>>672458673
Und warum machst du das? Dein Job? Hobby?
>>672458788
What kind of magic do you perform?
In 6 years you'll be even more powerful
>>672458641
just fucking cont
>>672457905
It wouldn't change anything if I were still unaware of the possibility. But now that I AM, it becomes an internal paradox that (among many other things) has been slowly chipping away at my ability to function. The best analogy I can think of at the moment is how physicists have discovered that the behavior of certain particles is altered by the mere observation of said particle. I.e.- collapse of a wave function.
>>672458649
And your girlfriend will leave you for your douchebag friend
>>672450001
I have sex with my 12 years daugther.
>>672459105
same neckbeard fantasy from last thread. kek.
>>672450001
Came home to find my wife giving oral to her bestfriend Gemma, ive suggested threesomes in the past but was always told to fuck off asking as it was disgusting, apparently it's been a regular thing the wait till I'm at work and the kids are out and have sex in my house I installed a nanny cam and watched them fuck in every room I don't see it as cheating as my wife still fuck and sucks me so she can do what she wants to her friend
>>672459053
I don't get it.
Here's an example:
Imagine you eat a steak. It has a good taste and removes your hunger. If the steak is real or not doesn't matter. In any way it has these effects.
>>672456777
Trips don't lie.
This is me every night
>>672450001
I just smoked weed.
i put salsa on everything i eat. everything.
>>672458950
Ich würde es als Hobby bezeichnen.
Hab nebenbei noch ne Karte, wo ich eintrage, wo Schlampen wohnen. Es gibt anscheinend Schlampenstadtteile.
>>672458788
You are almost my twin. I don't think we should both meet in the same place. We might cause the apocalypse.
40+, same likes regarding " women "
When I first discovered porn I was using limewire and just search with the word porn to find stuff
Alot of the stuff i downloaded was underaged Girls.
I was just a kid and i didnt really understand how wrong it was because the Girls in the Videos where my Age
I developed a taste for illegal porn and hate myself for it .
Once i figured out what i was doing i did my best to cut that shit out´
>>672459289
This the two of them my wife at the front
she has $100 million dollars and i took a picture of her ankles
>>672450001
I would love to live in my dreams. Collusus landscapes, beautiful scenery, and just the feeling of pure relaxation. I love it and the escapism feels way too real. It's honestly the happiest and the most pure thing that I have. It can be nature or some modern day building like a mall. I walk in and some things are spaced out and colored in memories that I've had as a child. I can't explain it. I'm just addicted to it. I want someone with a soft voice to be with me through it all instead of always going through it alone.
>>672459565
Dann kommst du anscheinend viel rum. Bin neu Nach Nürnberg gezogen, aber noch keine Ahnung wo ich nach Schlampen suchen soll war auf ein paar Studentenfeiern aber i wie kein -Glück/Bock gehabt.
>>672458649
Enjoy watching your girlfriend being pumped by your "mate" while you cry because she's coming in a way you never could make her do.
>>672450981
I'm a 19 year old virgin that's pretty much done everything but the peen in the voo.
>i slowly open the door
>and walk in the room
>my sister is like ANON i m naked and covers herself
>i said its not weird i see you naked you have see me naked plenty of times
>so she uncovers her self. but clearly uncomfortably
>she had big tits for a 12 yo
>i walk towards her
>my little brother still in the at the door
>she notice i m diamond and backs off
>my little brother also walks towards her
>you could really see the fear in her eyes\
>she is now completely against the wall
>i grab her wrists and pull her towards the bed
>my little brother was on the other side of the bed
Cont??
>>672459823
>>672459823
Gotta love pictures like this
