Please /b/tards
Roast me
Make me wet
The most aggressive the better
Most of /b/ wouldn't even fuck you.
ohhhhh mumma. get those panties off
I feel sorry for you OP... I hope you die young so you suffer no more with a disgusting body like yours.
>>672427604
Keep going plz
>>672427852
Moasrrr
>>672427315
What the fuck are those tits?
>>672427315
tits so droopy 67 year old grannies be like "thank god I'm not that bad"
bazinga
get the camera focused and orientated correctly
I'd fuck you for pitty sake because I'm a very good and altruist person... Otherwise, I'd put fire on you until you turn into ashes.
my mom has better tits, and she's a retired teacher.
>>672427315
Should I post one more?
Let's see if your cunt is better than the rest of you
I will sex you
>>672427315
>>672427315
more titties pls they gorgeous
>>672428305
Yep
>>672427604
I would after I beat her lifeless.
Your tits sag pretty low. For fuck sakes if your gonna post pictures at least try and look good. Push them tits together at least. Hell the only reason I would fuck you is just to slap you around till you cried
>>672428413
Idiot, she wants to be roasted! Go back to retarded planet
>>672427315
from this picture, I can see I would fuck your mouth hard and deep until I came straight down your throat
bazinga
Post a pic of you rubbing your clit, you dirty whore. I wanna jack off to the thought of a stranger putting themselves out there for attention. Satisfy me, Whore.
>>672427315
is that a dick in your panties or are you just trap to see me?
bazinga
Let me guess... Only time any man said he loved you it while you were down on his dick. Even your dad probably. Only thing your good for
>>672428866
>>672428659
>bazinga
fuck off samefag
Moar pics you fucking ugly saggy tit bitch. I wanna laugh at you more.
Love those tits MOAR!
>>672427315
Your tits are terrible
>>672427315
I'd fuck you but I'd dry heave during the sex
>>672427315
I would cum inside you, but I don't want to waste my beloved semen.
I smell daddy issues
>>672429733
Couldn't even get me hard. Post a vocaroo slut.
peel those flaps open and ill fill it
>>672429733
Holy shit I want you to Jack my dick off with that fucking horrible nail color, bitch.
>>672427315
Your tits look like a depressed slice of pepperoni pizza
what a disgusting fucking pussy. You'd better show your ass, too.
>>672429733
Wow. Look at the loose shit.
>>672428130
>bazinga
Kys
Show belly
>>672428990
>>>672428866 (You)
>>>672428659 (You)
>>bazinga
>fuck off samefag
well looky here, we got us an bonafide genius in the thread
fuck off, faggot
bazinga
....wait, roast you?
Well, sure, but we'd have to eviscerate you first, then...well, not to get technical here, but have you been treated with antibiotics, and are you free range or grain fed?
Also, it's important to know whether or not you have been bred or not. Because obviously we wouldn't want to waste a good milk cow on a roasting spit.
And are you mostly lean or marbled meat?
flaps or gtfo also i would rek you and your soft squeeezy titties
Put your tits on a plate and id swear I'd put syrup on them
>>672430103
I wish to powder my nose with that sloppy vagina
>>672430163
Hope that helps you roast me better
>>672430529
And this, ladies and gentlemen, it's what a complete and utter fag looks like.
>>672427315
those tits are what happens when you don't wear a bra.
the fuck is wrong with you.
>>672430698
those are some sad titties
>>672430698
worst tits ever
moar pussy, i'd creampie you till it drips out
>>672427315
do you write graffiti OP?
>>672430529
I think she is marbled, like an angus meat...
>>672430698
looks like a midget giving the peace sign
>>672430698
Holy shit how old even are you? Pretty sure my grandma has better tits. And she's dead.
>>672430698
suck your tit!
>>672430698
Sure can roast them flapjacks
>>672430103
>>672429733
you look like you got double teamed in the same hole
>>672430698
post a vocaroo of you moaning, i bet your voice is disgusting
>>672431169
Seconded.
>>672430698
flatter than a shit pancake
this is now a food thread
>>672431169
Omg this
You belong in a National Geographic magazine.
>>672430163
>>672430819
>>672430994
All this thread has done besides killing my boner was make me hungry.
>>672427315
Those are the fuckin saddest tits ive even seen in my life. please seriously consider surgery
>>672430805
wtf
>>672430698
jesus, that's even worse.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
bazinga
>>672430698
you fucking nasty bitch. Your tits are a fucking disgrace. I would tie you to the bed, doggy style, and spank you until your ass was bruised. Then why you are crying I would shove a table leg into yuor asshole. Once I was done I would slap your horrible nasty tits until you begged me to stop, after that I would throat fuck you until you vomited. Then I would leave your nasty, slutty, sub human ass tied up until I felt like fucking you and coming into you. I would scoop up my cum when finished then force you to drink it. Later I would drag you to the shower and piss all over your worthless body. Throw a towel into your whore face and leave.
>>672430805
Why are you asking that?
>>672430698
i want to utter those titties so bad! my village needs a supply of milk
>>672431299
chekd
You need to solve your daddy issues I can help.
253 and ready to give you a good spanking
>>672431504
the body is great would sex 10/10 great tits for fucking you a winner OP
>>672431299
kek
>>672427315
Your tits might actually be the worst I've ever seen, but the rest of you seems pretty bangin
I'd date you under the condition that you would never, under any circumstance, show those horrid mudflaps to anyone but me and the plastic surgeon. And if word ever got out, you better believe I'd end it right then and there. Idc how many of my children you've birthed
>>672427315
Love your tits OP.
Now post moar or fuck off you dirty little whore.
>>672431504
I wanna see those floppy saggy disgusting tits hanging down with you on your knees
>>672427315
your tits are horribly fucking saggy what the fuck is that your tits are saggier then my grandpas ballsack
>>672427315
Show us ur face OP
>>672431504
Finger your slut puzzy hoe, I'm jerking my hard cock for you
>>672427315
you have saggy boobs and no guy will ever appreciate them the way they do good looking breasts therefore u r shit and should feel like shit for your saggy ass tits and your attention whore bs 1/10 for getting me to post
>>672431455
Damn u! Keeping with the good stuff
>>672430698
Nice turkish saddlebags!
>>672431504
yes?
Can you pee in a cup
>>672431934
do you have any slutty tattoos? i bet that you do bitch
show us your ass while bending over like the slut you are.
SHOW UR FACE
>>672430103
my dick is rocksolid right now. nice pussy anon. i would pound that untill it was black and blue
>>672431838
NEVER
My cocks getting harder, lets see your ass you slut
>>672431504
Jesus Christ. Give it a few more years and your tits would sag so low, you'd be sweeping the floor as you walk
>>672427315
the last time I saw a girl with lower self esteem, it was my whore junkie daughter who tried to suck my cock for $30
bazinga
tits look like roadkill kek
if i get dubs you have to post kik
Post toes or gtfo
>>672431934
that's right More! We Demand More!
>>672431934
After a bad day at work you come home, I remind you how fucking horrible and disgusting your body is. Slut, whore, nasty, floppy titties, worn out pussy. Fucking cunt. And then I would wait until you were feeling horrible. After that I would grab you by your ugly whore throat and force you to your knees. I would force you to suck my limp dick, because you can't make it hard. After 20 minutes I will slap you to the floor then force you to put your ass up in the air. I would RAM my dick right into your ass. Tearing it the best I could. I would make you piss on the floor like the dog you are while I fuck you. As soon as I'm ready, I'll cum onto your piss and make you slurp it up. After you are done I will drag you outside like the dog you are. You can't come inside until you lick my asshole clean.
Is the reason that you haven't shown your face because you are an ugly piece of trash?
>>672432726
613slut?
>>672432726
saving these beauties
Show ur face u fucking asshole
>>672427315
the last time I saw tits that floppy, I was fapping to african natives in the National Geographic
bazinga
>>672432608
This
>>672432951
>beautys
Kek this doesn't even qualify as a cow utter
>>672427315
your tits look like someone put coins in two socks and nailed them to your chest. Get it fixed.
>>672432726
Take those panties off you sad slut.
Show us the best thing about you.
>>672432711
Will you marry me?
moar op i want to blow my load on you worthless shit
>>672427315
Mournful, she has mornful tits. Theyre like the notebook sad. Theyre like a little kid bending over with brogeria and cracking all his ribs sad. They're finding out your old man just ran over the family dog sad. I wanna build two small coffins and give your tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.
>>672433156
udder. you fucking retard
>>672433238
No because I don't marry nasty whores who are only good for fucking and having my children. I would force you to fuck every guy I knew so you could know just how much of a dog you are.
Post feet OP. I want to cum to your worthless toes.
>>672433238
You are repulsive. I can smell your dirty old beatup pussy from 100miles away. The thought of touching you with a 20 foot stick actually gives me the shivers. My penis gets harder looking at kanlked Hillary Clinton
>>672427315
yer tits are so worn out because you developed early, started putitng out at 12 and now you're afraid your body is so worn out that even her step-dad won't want to bang you any more.
bazinga
>>672433036
>>672433156
>>672433034
NEVER. STOP ASKINg for that
>>672433465
>EZB8
>EZB8
>EZB8
>EZB8
I could never love you. I would be interested in using those skin flaps as handles to fuck you with added leverage and power, but I'm sure that would only entertain me for so long.
It's really no wonder you make threads like these
>>672433839
show your asshole you nasty stupid bitch. You are only good for making men cum, so do your fucking job and show your asshole.
>>672433238
Don't do it! Your family and friend will leave you for marrying a bitch like her. Not even a lonely person will be this desperate for those punching bags of hers
>>672433839
wrap those tits around something they look flexible
>>672434098
Kek punching bags. More like an orange hanging in the bottom of an old nylon sock
>>672433839
why arent you on the street making yourself actually useful? or are you not even good enough to be a prostitute? if you paid me, maybe I'd consider it but you'd have to know how to eat my asshole well enough
>>672433839
hurry up posting you cumbucket whore
>>672434328
it's dutch obv
>>672434354
fucking kek
>>672433839
you stupid fucking bitch, you do what you're told. Post your fucking asshole, you nasty whore.
>>672427604
no one even recognized this best roast
>>672433723
Story..?
Also kek.
If your tits are your redeeming qualities,which they probably are, I feel really sorry for you.
>>672433839
Dutch bitch confirmed
Ive flipped pancakes thicker than those tits.
>>672427315
Saggy ass pancake titties. Rest of your body is sexy though. Would still fuck you.
>>672435634
Fucking kek
Go to bed Celeste
>>672427315
Would fuck
Show us that used asshole like the dirty slut that you are.
>>672436034
HOLY FUCK STOP POSTING UPSIDE DOWN THIS IS WORST THEN VERTICAL CAM
>>672436251
WORSE************
>>672436251
iphone does that
>>672436034
Hi didnt mean clothed you dumb bitch, and learn to rotate images before you post them!
>>672436034
this isn't an asshole dumb whore dog shit
>>672435844
>trailer park tits
>trailer park name
I think this anon might be on to something
Show your feet cunt my penis is less than flaccid
>>672436034
God damn... If only your tits were as nice as that ass... But hey, if your ass is ever itchy your tits hang so low you could use them to help scratch that itch
>>672428283
WINRAR!
We're waiting on feet and asshole you stupid cunt. I thought you wanted our dicks hard
>>672433839
You smoke? Fucking smokers lung fucking nasty. Probably a stripper.
>>672436251
Sorry
><"
>>672427315
wow b has really gone down hill huh.
sharpie in pooper or gtfo.
>>672436660
I'm waiting on a face, jesus fuck your dutch nobodys gonna know her ass she just needs to post it.
>>672430698
Is everything on you floppy?
I want a sharpie in both holes whore
>>672436415
This you fucking bitch, hurry up and deliver before I use my cum on some other hot cunt
Let's be honest, I'd probably fuck you in the ass. How about putting something in there for me?
>>672427315
on your 4, bitch. I wanna see your asshole
>>672436777
About time you slutty whore, at least your bottom half is good enough to fuck, makes up for the granma tits
>>672430698
Gross
>>672436777
better be... bitch
>>672436787
first sharpie request on the whole thread. fucking newfags
>>672436777
You got the lucky trips, but that shit is not lucky to us looking at that revolting shit
You and your tits have low self esteem
>>672436777
i can cum to this, not seeing your saggy tits
>>672435634
Ayy lmao
>>672435844
Jesus, I know a gross slut named Celeste. You scared the fuck out of me, anon.
>>672436777
posted trips, must post face now, old rule, if u didn't know
>>672436777
is your pussy dripping you fucking dirty slut? you should be filled with gallons of cum
>>672437444
Just post it bitch
>>672436777
Is that all we get you dumb cunt!
Show us more from a distance, lets see that slut body more
OP is kill from meanness
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DbjEntC53C
>>672435150
>Story..?
don't be like Becky
bazinga
>>672437444
OH MY GOD. trips checking trip
divine intervention
Everyday I would wake you up by shoving my dick in your mouth and throat fucking you unless I had a bad night then I would just punch you across the face. You would eat all your meals out of a dog bowl under the table and you would only be allowed to eat after sucking my cock and covering your food in my cum. And Every time I threw a party you would be strapped to a table or bed for everyone to fuck as they see fit. And anytime your holes were not in use I would shove your dirty panties in your mouth and tie you to a post. If you ever talked back I would use a strap on. Shove it in your mouth and strap it around you head so you would have to deep throat it for hours
Julia?
>>672438650
Chad?
>>672438746
Oliver?
>>672438844
Rocky!
>>672439010
>>672433238
>Will you marry me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q
>>672438303
I would tie you up in the public and rip your clothes off to show the world your pathetic body. After that I would offer them to take a shit on you and piss on you anywhere and anytime they wanted. Then they would choke you so hard you couldn't breathe as they rape you and cum in you. After you cry, I'll slap you and shove my dick in your mouth so you wouldn't be able to breathe. When I'm done, I'll leave you still tied up so the world can take advantage of that disgusting body of yours.
>>672438303
You look super hot in this pic tbqh.
Brown hair turns me on. But fuck you stupid slut I don't want you to get your ego up, that way I can tie you up faster and have you sucking my cock longer.
>>672438570
U! Be mine!
>>672430698
Literally the worst tits I've ever seen.
>>672439493
You could probably use those loose and saggy tits to tie up her wrists together
Sexy attention seeking whore
Show us your fucking feet you worthless whore
>>672432726
You call those tits?...now these are tits!
sharpie in pooper
OP is "expendable". Below a certain threshold of physical attributes there are body types a man can never love, and they ensure no emotional bond will form. Looking at that boring body with flaccid dugs, no man or woman will be inspired.
Such a body can only, briefly, have value through submission. The person wearing that body is forgettable, only pleasurable to use and discard with the knowledge that nothing of consequence is thrown away.
There is nothing worth of roast, for roasting takes fuel and it would be wasteful to wax eloquent over...nothing.
fuck your ass with your finger you filthy cunt because noone else ever will, your pussy looks like a shitty cheeseburger
>>672439251
>I'll leave you still tied up
pic related
>>672440293
yeah, show us those soles OP
>>672436777
Everyday when I get home from the bar, you'll be in the kitchen, and Ill walk in and rip your shirt off. Ill then bend you over the sink, and spank you hard while I fuck you up the ass. Ill pull on your hair and cover your mouth so I dont have to hear your god awful voice.
>>672439903
Boobs that flat, your ass must be a fucking pancake. So flat you're too embarrassed to show us. I don't blame you, whore.
>>672440468
So far you're the best... Just like him... Thank you very much. ;@
>>672439903
I would record me covering you in degrading writing all over your body and record me fucking you and slapping you around till you cry and beg me to stop then send the videos to your family so they can see they were right to not be proud of you for anything. Just to prove my point write above your pussy "sorry I'm a worthless white daddy" and in the middle of me or multiple guys fucking you we would call up your family and friends so they can hear you scream and cry
Holy fuck, OP. The fact that you get off to being made fun is just... Damn. That's fuckin sad. I'd call you a worthless cuck if you weren't actually a cumdumpster.
i wouldn't fuck you not even if i were 5m from you right now
you dutch slut. naaktfotos op het internet zetten met die verlepte schijven dat je tetten noemt.. schaam je je niet?
Ik weet waar je woont, ik heb je gezien op de straat volgende keer zal ik pak en kijk of je kan weerstaan
>>672427315
This is the saddiest piece of flesh I have seen in quite some time. I would make you spend every fucking second of your life on your knees because that's the only way those fap sacks you call titts even look halfway decent. You would wear a choke collar and a paper bag over your ugly fucking face you're hiding. I would wake you up everyday by shoving some random object in your cunt and my cock down your throat. Then have you crawl around licking whatever the fuck I told you. I'd then tie you up and shove my cock down your throat until you passed out. You'd wake up to me and my black friends fucking your nasty whore ass in every hole possible. Once we were done I'd drag your worthless ass back to the closet where I keep you slapping you across the face the whole way and making sure you knew it was happening again tmw.
>>672427315
You have really sad tits.
>>672441503
Do you even know who the dad is you flithy slut only a single mom at your age has such nasty floppy titties and a blown out pussy like that...i sure the only way you'd feel my 8 inch cock is in your ass and you'd love it...show me that asshole and beg for my cock
>>672442631
>no piercings
>hair not long enough
>fuller tits
>no tan
>>672441055
*Disgusting*
>>672441503
He sounds like he might be the only man you could possibly deserve
>>672427315
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!?!?!
>>672442999
>>672433839
Fine. Show what a worthless whore you are by sticking something up your ass and posting a picture of it.
How many kids have you passed through that worn out garbage chute? Also you could hold 40's under those fuckin sandbags
Well, thanks for killing my boner. Your the type of chick, that assuming you had a decent face I would fuck you, but never fuck you again after seeing your body
>>672443182
Tits and ass both fucking suck. Tits look like pancakes that have been soaking in cum for the past year and the ass looks like your self esteem got flattened by a concrete roller. Redeem yourself and show us your feet whore.
>>672443182
Marilyn Manson?
>>672443055
stick your finger in your butthole then suck it.
fucking disgusting. ik heb paarden gezien met een mooier gezicht
OP was verbally abused by a man she is still in love with he left her but yet she still misses and craves the he used to break her down.
I wouldn't even sell your body. I would Just give it away. You could never turn a profit with your body of you tried. I would Just tie you up with you legs spread and cover you in writing saying free slut. White for use. Cum deposit. The only time I would fuck you would be your ass. I would fuck your ass till you couldn't sit down. And after a long day of collecting cum in and all over your body you wouldn't shower you would Just get tied to the end of my bed
Ik zag je in het centrum van vandaag
Nederlandse ploeg is overal, morgen zullen wij uw gezicht te laten zien
>>672427315
I would ignore the fuck out of you
>>672427315
You'd be slurping on my cock and licking my balls and asshole like you loved it more than life to try to make up for those sad tits. I'd like making a whore of you like that but it wouldn't be enough to keep me coming back for long.
>>672430360
>>672430698
dem flapjacks
>>672433839
You better show me you pussy with your legs spread so I can fuck you using a fucking machine causse no man would get excited with those saggy tits.
>>672430529
>>672427315
You exist only to be used. If at any point you refused to take your place on your knees willingly I would belt your tits and ass untill you couldn't stand from the pain, then I would fuck your ass while still cried. You would spend your weekends tied to the coffee table so my friends could use your ass at will like a cheep party favor.
I would fuck!
>>672443881
><"
>>672427315
Those tits are roasted enough. I think it's where the flappy bird got it's name.
>>672431455
/r9k/ detected
>>672427315
Your pictures would be inspiration for no-fap months.
>>672444667
je wilt dat ik?
>>672440406
nah dem is udders
>>672443055
Finger that dirty fucking ass, skank.
Im gonna fuck you hard from behind and jam as many fingers as i can fit in that smelly cum dumpster of an ass of yours.
While i finger you ill spank you until its purple and red and then pull my dick out of your nasty, used up pussy and start fucking your dirty asshole until your drooling and cant even speak
>>672444647
>>672435634
it's funny because it's true
>>672427315
You fucking dirty slut,I can barely tell if you're a human or a pig
>>672445753
>your drooling
learn to English nigger
Not even a kissless virgin would fuck your ugly body. How many inches of plastic do you use in place of never getting fucked. Sex with you is rape of the other whether it be man animal or dildo.
>>672443055
Aw, did the fat fuck get asshurt and leave? Put your fucking fingers in that disgusting asshole of yours now before i get pissed.
>>672445889
laten we eens zien wie het laatst zal lachen
>>672430103
I would pity fuck you so fucking hard you dirty slut
Pee in a cup
>>672443717
You ruined my vibe
_|_
>>672431504
Holy shit your tits look like they got stuck in a pasta making machine
Quit fucking around and bust that shit open. I wanna see the pussy and ass I'm gonna fuck. Might as well show the only thing you have to offer.
>>672431934
Yeah slut post more like that you bitch
>>672444020
Pretty sure I made her cum. No longer needs 4chan currently, logged off.
Can't do worse to a bitch than ignore her bullshit.
OP is more than likely a deadbeat loser who is probably an ugly piece of shit. With those sad excuses for tits I'm not surprised you have to resort to /b/ to get your high, probably a sad female Neckbeard who has a shit personality, and probably has contemplated suicide numerous times. Fucking end yourself OP
>>672436777
How many dicks do you get penetrated with every night, how much do you charge
Listen you fucking bitch slut I want you to pull your panties down and piss in an empty cup because you're such a filthy degenerate whore who doesn't use toilets. I've posted two fucking times for you to get your slutty ass to pee in a cup but you ignored me you fucking ignored me you cunt. Take a damn picture of your pussy as you're pissing and another of the cup next to your tits when you're done. Ugh. Whore
>>672427315
hell yeah, the more flaccid the better
Honestly, the only use you are to anyone isn't even sexual abuse, it's just entertaining random neckbeards on an image board.
>>672427604
I would
>>672427604
Well duh, 75% of /b/ is a fag.
>>672438303
I will tear your legs apart and fuck your pussy till you cry like a little bitch. After that I would force fuck you mouth and fill it with my cum,
>>672439903
I would never go so low as to go near your fat ugly tits and pussy
>>672430869
I try and try but I cant see it!!
My money is on OP killed herself. Good fucking riddance
>>672427315
Can't even go in the fucking catalog without losing my boner over that pic. Fuck you and your albino nigger tits OP.
>>672432726
I love them, I would suck on them until you bleed
>>672446855
Checked and wtf
>>672447111
Trips don't lye post more op
>>672439903
u hot
omg is this because I made fun of your gif?
I would force you to quit your job. Every day, you would stand on a street corner wearing the sluttiest outfit I could find and hold a sign offering 5 dollar blowjobs. You're not allowed inside until you bring me 50 dollars. If you fail to earn 50. on the spot, in front of everyone passing by, I would fuck your asshole. You fail to pay for a week, we're inviting your friends and family over and you're going to walk around naked and get fucked on command. You will be the equivalent of a fleshlight. If I'm feeling generous, I might handcuff you to the bed and fuck you throughout the day. Face fuck you until you're covered in snot and tears. And no food until I cum down your throat and you beg me to cum, because at that point, you'll be addicted to my cock, you filthy whore.
More of that ass you dirty whore
This reminds me of a song
Theres actually something poetic in all of this
What a wasted individual,
Your molted shell only to expose a body that of one whos been left meak through abuse and relentless psychological torture, rough gritty exterior exists only to exhibit the pain that once plagued her actively now only does so through the remnants of the shards of past that get caught in her throat every morning
A sad depressed wraith, vowing to exhibit her torture and reach out to someone
I too was wasted
I too have had my mettle tested
I speak not above you OP just know that this is a dark dangerous path you walk and know others like us have walked and prevailed
OP killed herself
/thread
>>672439903
I see what the problem is, those piercings are weighing down those knockers , please remove and repost tits
OP, this is Banksy. Come over now I got you this.
>>672439903
write whore on her feet
>>672427315
How does it feel to be a single mom and a whore.