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What would it /b?
>inb4 niggers
>inb4 kikes
>inb4 SJW feminist cucks
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You
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Humans
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>>672425038
Niggers
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Any kind of money.
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>>672425178
This
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All niggers
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Fucking Republicans and Clinton Democrats.
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>>672425038
Those 3 are what need to be removed though OP
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>>672425038
diversity
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>>672425038
/pol/
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>>672425038
jews
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4chan.
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>>672425038
Religion
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op
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I'd have to go with niggers, kikes, or SJW feminist cucks
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Morals. I just wanna live in a world where everyone acts upon base instincts and desires.
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>>672425038
water. and any means of synthesizing it.

wouldn't it be amazing to watch all life on earth wilt away?
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>>672425038
>niggers
>kikes
>sjw's (This includes OP since he is a horrendous faggot. Even the fags at Sodom and Gomorrah would cringe at OP's unholy jew influenced degeneracy.)
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>>672425038
social media whores
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Also, social media.

I wish people could just exist without having to document it on the Internet.
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>>672425038
You already listed the top three things I would pick so I guess nothing.
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>>672425038
the Earth
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Myself...
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>>672425038
Honestly, morbidly obese women.
The Earth would lose about 1 million pounds!
Win/Win
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>>672426147
Life...uh, uh....finds a way

muslims
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>>672426012
You would be dead lol
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memes
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myself
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Water. So everyone and everything suffers.
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>>672425038
niggers
or sandniggers
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>>672426692
Probably, especially considering the fact that I'm black and live in south Texas lmao
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>>672425178
why just humans? another animal might evolve to take our place.
The atmosphere.
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>>672425038

The ability of build any kind of weapon
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Itchy assholes.
They're just really unnecessary.
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Oxygen, probably
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Niggers
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>>672425038
Death itself tbqh
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>>672426012
From a metaethical standpoint, morals dont actually exist.
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Other people.
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>>672425038
cucks
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>>672426969
That doesnt make sense, anything is a weapon.
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>>672425038
myself
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>>672425038
Humans
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>>672427079
>severe overpopulation and suffering
Metal af
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electrons
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Trump supporters.
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Niggers tbh

Would see a humongous decrease in crime, poverty, government resources, etc. you've all seen nigger hate threads.
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Negros
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syrian refugees would help out a lot thanks
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white people
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>>672427389
And we can use Africa to build useful shit like solar farms in Sahara etc
sounds good to me
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Me.
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>>672425190

the only right answer
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The human ability to understand and pronounce words. I just think that would be funny to happen like out of nowhere.
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Me
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>>672425038
poverty
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>>672425038
Abrahamic religions.
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>>672427777
Check'd
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>>672427680
That's a fucking waste, you can do that on your own time, at least use this power to rid the world of shit skins before you kill yourself
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Hard drugs got a kid on method it's awful
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Communists
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white man
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>>672427777
Nice Quads
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Oxygen
H20
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>>672425178
I second this
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dubs

>inb4 trips and quads became no longer possible
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e-celebs
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>>672427841
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>>672428254
If you remove oxygen there is no more H2O you dumbfuck
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Islam
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>>672428047
Well it ain't up to you now is it
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>>672428133
Lol silly chimp
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>>672428303
just because you're a wolf on every level except physical doesn't mean you won't disappear too
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>>672427673

Wow that's a great idea. That's actually a really great idea.
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>>672425509
SJW detected
>back to tumblr
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>>672428477
> implying it wasn't an inside job
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conservatives
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>>672427646

>the work force implodes
>EBT and welfare has no more funding
>children are no longer raised and become feral
>cannibalism inevitably kicks in
>the world burns

We are the only race responsible for delaying the jump start of Armageddon.
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>>672428477
You know, they only attacked us because we wouldn't leave their holy desert.
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south america
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The Game, you ignorant Luciferian assholes.
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>>672425038
entropy
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>>672427333
also the planet would literally be covered in bacteria. so so so much bacteria.
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>>672427646
>>672428133
>Double nigger detected
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>>672428690
mmm white people population is pretty low in the world, plus in america and europe latin americans, niggers and muslims are a mayority all togheter.
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>>672425509
Thinking the two party system is any different or does anything.
Do some research kid.
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>>672428868
CODE 68

Jesus loves you
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I'd remove the smell feces produces
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>>672428690
>the only people who believe in the Armageddon are the ones preventing it
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>>672428450
Fuck I meant to delete the H2O.
>went for oxygen
>then went for H2O because I want everyone to suffer first
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>>672429073
dis
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>>672425038
peace
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>Ctrl+f "mosquitos"
>0 results


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mosquitos
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Oxygen
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>>672428693
Doesn't mean I want them on my unholy land.
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>>672425038
Insects, and to hell with the food chain
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>>672425038
>men, all women would have to breed with me, but any male child under the age of 8 wouldn't die so incest is not a problem.
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>>672429114
The human body is mostly water, if you remove all the H2O everyone is instaded
no one gonna suffer
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>>672427350
I like you.
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>>672429033
>white people population is pretty low in the world

That just makes out accomplishments that more impressive
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>>672428693
Why don't you go pound sand goat fucker
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This image
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>>672426591
How about all people that are obese. Just get rid of fat lazy fucks.

Of course 1/3 of Americans would vanish.
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>>672425038
penises
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>>672429073
>Being a nigger
>trying to use your brain
I think the larger point here is that the world would be much worse off if it wasn't for the superior race
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I'd remove clothes for women I find attractive
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Races other than white.
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>>672428120
they'll starve themselves out soon enough
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>>672429611
And 3/4 of /b/
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>>672426969
I could get a rock and bash your head in.
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>>672429053
Thinking not voting does anything. I been around, unlike you, kid.
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>>672429677
they would just put something else on
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The internet
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>>672425038
Men. Except me.
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>>672425178
Yep.
Solve all the worlds problems with a single chimera virus dispersion.

Only a matter of time.
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>>672425038
Cancer
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>>672425665
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FUCKIN SPIDERS
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>>672427350
>>672428889
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Cancer or HIV. I'll flip a coin or something
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>>672425038
Any kind of power hogging in any government system

Or this faggot
>PH fag here
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>>672429941
Incest is your children's future, plus you copy me. Faggot.
>inb4
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>>672425038
The lithosphere
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>>672427646
You mean the people that come up with all of the useful things you probably use every day?

Only other race that is decent are Asians.
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Attractive men
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>>672425038
Drug laws
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>>672425038
religion
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>>672428868
I just lost the game.
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>>672429838
Im ok with that.
Just get rid of fat fucks in general.
Lets not even make it obese, just if you are fat in general.
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>>672430058
Pussy, I hope you ain't Aussie coz in the great south land spiders are domestic pets.
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religion
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>>672425038
Cancer
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>>672425551
yea, so theyre too obvious. which would just make this thread boring
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>>672425038
WASPS
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>>672425038
Mosquitoes
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>>672429866
Voting only helps at the local level.

As far as president goes. Voting doesn't do shit.
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>>672425038
women having free will
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>>672430242
And Jews.
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>>672429033
and look at the areas ran but blacks and muslims...
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>>672430373
....
fuck.
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>>672425038
OP.
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>>672426012
>implying "morals" aren't merely allegorical justifications for doing exactly this.

Most species of animals have worked out better ethics than humans have anon. It's a mental illness in the primate line that leads to these species destroying all others and themselves for fun, recreation and entertainment. It also led to an OCD-like focus, which we value and regard as "higher" intelligence. ...though it's questionable that it's really higher if it leads to the destruction of the species. Then by ceasing to survive, it will have proven to be a trait NOT of the fittest.
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>>672430554
gonna need more help than that to make it less boring, Opie.
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>>672430706
>implying anyone does
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>>672430706
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
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>>672426573
Beat me to it you fucking cuck
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>>672430863
well Im not OP. if this thread is boring, go to another one?
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>>672425038
Death. It's the worst part of life, so if I could, I would make it so everyone was immortal and didn't have to die.
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>>672430696
Who do you think appoints SCOTUS judges?
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>>672425038
Sunlight
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>>672430925
Doors, nigga
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The memories of everyone except me, for every moment before the moment it was enacted.

Could you imagine the total chaos as people woke up and didn't know who they were? As the president woke up unable to recognize his wife let alone run a country?

Planes would fall out of the sky, the electric grid would fail, everyone in a hospital would die in agony.

And there I would be. Watching it all as the only person who even knows what a Walmart is. I would take my wife and my best friend and convince them we're a polyamorous trip and fuck them both day and night while the world around us burned.
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>>672430772
Jews are not a race dip shit.
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>>672430995
Life is the worst part of life. thats why dying is referred to as "the sweet release of death"
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>>672425038
Any and all forms of Marxists.
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Me. Not because I want to die, but because I would like to get on a fucking rocket and get a planet that won't nuke itself before I get to toy with them
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>>672431105
Jew isnt a race, but when people say that, they mean people from Jerusalem and that whole area.
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Short haired girls. That way I would finally have the motivation to kill myself.
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>>672425178
okay so you got rid of humans, but then that means niggers would rule the planet...
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>>672430995
The world would be over populated in just a few decades.
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Japanese censorship laws
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>>672425038
hate
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>>672430242
Yes, by all means. Shut up the world and fuck over billions if people's lives. It's totally worth it because you act as middle management peddling the shit Asians invent and build.

>white barbarian morals
>recognized as being savage by Jews 3500 years ago
>leveraged to enslave them
dumb useful fucks
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>>672430995

Which would inevitably result in overpopulation, rapidly dwindling resources, and ever-increasing war.

Death is necessary.

What are you, four?
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>>672425038
Kikes
Niggers
Muslims
Sjw feminists
Basically everyone in the southern hemisphere except for Australia and new Zealand
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>>672425038

Oxygen
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12 year old kids who play Minecraft and GTA
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>>672431461
>aussie nigger detected
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>>672430242
Hahaha MIT is full of latinos, hindus and niggers. joke's on you.
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>>672431226
>Jew using a race. Tell that to the Ashkenazic Jews. I'm sure they'll be pleased to hear your noob ass has it all figured out, that Jews are white people too.

Jews aren't white, faggot.
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>>672430775
Like EE.UU? You know your president is black, don't cha?
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>>672431008
The point im trying to make is with the electoral college your vote doesn't mean much.
If you are in a red state and vote democrat your vote is wasted.
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>>672431105
technically they are, there's some diseases that only plague the jewish community, just like there's diseases that only plague blacks, that denotes a separate subspecies/race, plus there's studies proving it genetically

http://forward.com/culture/155742/jews-are-a-race-genes-reveal/
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>>672426856
No water means everything instentely dies
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>>672425038
Humans.
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>>672425038
Authority
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Superpowers
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>>672431855
Fucking spastic cunt
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>>672428688
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>>672431780
Additionally, if you are in one of the few states that even matters in the numbers, gerrymandering the districts by the party in power will decide whether your state us blue or red, regardless of votes.

The popular vote is theatre.
Democracy has been dead for a century.
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I'd like to rid the world of several things but Mudslimes are number #1 on the list of annihilation.
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>>672431707
I didnt say they were white. and I wasnt even trying to be a dick, thats literally what people mean when they say Jew is a race. I didnt say it was right, its just what they say
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>>672425038
Make every feminist a sex slave to any man and we keep them like we keep dogs/cats
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Anime
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oxygen
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>>672432441
Then you are listening to people who don't know shit about it.
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Greed, maybe? Don't know.
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HIV/AIDS so i can fully embrace my degenerate faggotry
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>>672429069
Kek. This
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>>672428688
They are a necessary evil anon.
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>>672432710
again, I didnt say they were right, its just what they mean when they say that. Im not the original one you were even talking to, I was just explaining what he meant
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>>672432721
Just use a condom
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>>672429941
This would be dangerous. You would be ripped in half
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>>672432710
also, people in Jerusalem are like Israeli or something. idk why you think its white people there
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venereal diseases
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FACEBOOK
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>>672431008
It means something, even so, but you're one of like 300 million people. How important should your vote be?
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age of consent
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all humans except me and a 13 year old Asian school girl that is paralyzed from the neck down.
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>>672425038
you
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>>672431008
the president does, with consent of the senate, there's no civilian vote there.
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>>672425038
Skinny bitches. I like them thick
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>>672434316
Damn. I kinda agree with you based on this pic. But no fucking land whales.
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>>672434316
This is now a thick bitches thread
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The reason I don't have this chick as a wife.
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Religion :)
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>>672425121
/thread
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none of you even thought of this.
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>>672431247
underrated post
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Feminists scurge of the Earth that they are.
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>>672425038
Australia. fcking hate those bastards.
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>>672425702
here man, you dropped your fedora
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>>672425038
All non whites.
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>>672428630
Kek
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Mosquitoes
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>>672425038
I would get rid of idiots
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>>672425038
oxygen
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>>672438263
and just like that 99.9999999% of human population is decimated
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dirt
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>>672435386
They don't hear me though.
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Israel
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>>672426012
There was a race like this but then a flood killed the abominations. Some lived on through Noah.
>psychopaths
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I would rid the world of all sane people
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>>672435386
i'm sure somebody thought of it but realized that it'd be a bad idea. so many lives would be ruined and marriages ending. "honey? does this dress make me look fat? Yes, yes it does." "Joe, when you drove my daughter home, did anything happen? Well I fucked her if that's what you mean"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig

Dig
Big
Tomb
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>>672440162
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>>672438611
Wtf is that
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>People who think there opinions matter
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>>672441157
>there
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>>672426573
>>672426797
>>672430933
cucks
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>>672441243
kek
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>>672425702
>tipping the fedora this fucking hard
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ignorance
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