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what are we smoking tonight /b/?

>no vape fags, this is for REAL smokers
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>>672418503
I'm sorry, all I can hear is your incessant hacking and coughing
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>>672418503
wow /b/ is full of vapfags
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>>672418503
Pall Mall Blue 100s
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your move, smoke fags
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ITT: vapefags that love sucking robot cocks
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>>672419267
Yeah....enjoy your popcorn lung faggot
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>>672419267
Did you at least get a matching fedora?
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>>672419267
sorry all i hear is ur unbearable sense of entitlement
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>>672418503
why the fuck would i suck on burning dried plant smoke?
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>>672419435
Who gives a fuck? We ain't scared faggot.
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>>672419552
Kek
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>>672419512
You mean the popcorn lung that you're more likely to get before me? :^)

>>672419552
Absolutely
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>>672419658
Why would anyone blow Bender?

>Ur move bitch
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>>672418503
Cigarettes taste like shit, make you out of shape, you cant breathe, drain your money, and keep you coming back like a fiend. How are cigarettes cool again?
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>>672419552
>camel menthol wides
why
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>>672419865
i dont smoke vapes or anything
its all dumb but cigarettes are definitely the dumbest
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>>672419857
>popcorn lung
Found in one study, and with flavored e-liquid.
>:^)
Stop that.
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get on my level
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If you're going to give yourself cancer, you may as well smoke weed so you can giggle on your way to the chemo clinic
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>>672420085
Head highs are fun.
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>>672420085
What do you do with your left hand all the time?

That's the main reason I can't quit.

But it is stupid. I wish I never started. I smoke 2 cartons a week.
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27s
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>>672420191
yeah get cancer in your jaw, itll have to be removed
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I hope cigarettes kill me faster so I don't have to live on the same planet as you faggot vape try-hards
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>>672420085
Because cigarettes kill u slower and dont taste like robot dick
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>>672420191
The General!
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>>672420224
until you need 5 cigerettes just to get one and you only keep smoking because you get anxiety if you go too long without smoking. sounds so great
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>>672420191
Inbred hillbilly fuck
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>>672420342
Nice watermark faggot.
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>>672420337
Super low risk of even sores. Shits actually pretty safe.
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>>672420363
Im not a vaper, but cigarettes will kill you quicker, and vaping actually tastes better.
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>>672420342
just use a fucking gun then idiot
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>>672420363
cigarettes will kill you much faster
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ENJOY YOUR SEMEN FILLED ASSHOLES, VAPEFAGS
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>>672420565
As a former vapist, i can say it doesnt
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>>672420515
until you get the big C
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>>672420515
Yeah right man, I used to do it, my gums started receding. It never grew back. You're an idiot if you think thats safe
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>>672420191
Thats not much of a level there. Can get that at any american gas station nowadays.

Try Ettan or Grov or skruf or something else. Then you're on a whole new level
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>>672420515
Nicotine is still a carcinogen. I dip though, so I can't judge.
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>>672420121
They're actually really good. Regular Camel Menthols were decent before they made them all crush bullshit.

I used to smoke Marlboro Milds for years (regular white and blue pack) but those Wides were BOGO all the time in like 2008 and I was a broke college kid so I got down on the 2 packs for $6. Now I'm hooked. Only problem is they are hard to find so I have the lady at Walgreens special order them for me and otherwise I smoke Newports.

The Camels are good though. One of the few full flavor menthol cigs that are actually kinda smooth. Plus they burn a long time since they are wide.
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>>672420733
Im a former smoker, and Ive vaped, no way Jose. Vaping is much better.
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>>672418503
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A recent study says that electronic cigarettes are linked to homosexuality
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>>672420165
>popcorn lung found in one study
What about the study that shows that smokers are exposed to 750 times as much diacetyl as vapers, and any e-liquid company worth their salt doesn't use diacetyl containing flavors. Try again. What's your next argument? Lung rust? Burning nicotine liquid in my lung? Explosions?
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Kamel Reds here
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>>672420859
If im gonna get cancer, im doing it like my grandfather and his father
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the ad where the fucking toilet is full of blood and piss is on my pack.
best cigarette for mornings though, rest of the day I go belmonts
>inb4 nigger
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>>672420950
I hate Spirits. The flavor is just somehow off.
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>>672421036
Do it, if you're that dumb the human race will be better off.
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ID RATHER DIE THAN SUCK ROBOT COCKS
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>>672420774
No shit it still has consequences. But compare it to smokes or dips? Way, way better.

Also, sorry you have bitch gums. M'eh.
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>>672421065
Ill stick with Paul Malls
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>>672421177
or you know just dont use nicotine at all
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>>672421177
Dubs of truth!
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Nothing cancerous. Some real herb.
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>>672420784
>nicotine
>carcinogenic
Pick one
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>>672418503
>KOOLs
>real smokers
Pick one, faggot.
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>>672421308
U sellin fam?
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>>672421220
Enjoy your cancer dipshit. Why dont you just be a man and not be a drug addict?
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>>672421065
They took some getting use to. But I was working at a night club, could only take a break if you were smoking...and these burn longer. :D
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>>672419552
>Newports
Nigger detected.
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>>672421220
its not like you have to make a choice.
Both are terrible for your long term health and both greatly increase your chance for cancer.
I'm not going to chop off my hand because its healthier that chopping off my arm.
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>>672418503
>niggerettes

may as well pick up a carton of newports too jamal
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Cheap ass hand rolling backy.
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>>672421340
I have paul malls and g smokes as well nigger
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>>672420781
Yeah yeah, I know the good stuff you have to import from sweden. I went to every tobacco shop in town, and General is pretty much all I can find.
Beats the hell out of the weakass camel snus though.

In any case, I'm glad I switched from smoking. Vaping just isn't satisfying, and it's close enough to a tobacco buzz and taste for me
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true story: I used to work for a popular e-cig franchise and would sometimes get to work early and fill the e-liquid with my semen that i would collect at my home and bring in.
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>>672418503
Sweet nothing, as my temple is my body.
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>>672421581
you mean fake story
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>>672420981
Alsoo causes holes in the brain and Alzheimer's from the glycerin. Every e-liquid company worth their salt uses glycerin in their juices. Faggot
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>>672421581
All that to get your semen in a man's mouth
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>>672421443
No one said anything about addiction, or your opinion, for that matter.
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>>672421558
>not dedicated to a brand
Just turned 18?
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>>672421754
Oh you're not addicted then? Can quit anytime you want huh?
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>>672421363
If I wanted to go to jail.
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L and M red 100s
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>>672421766
No i only buy cheap cigs
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>>672421500
Agreed on that. But as a wise man once told me, every man has their hustle and their vice. Mine just happens to be booze and nicotine.
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has anyone ever ran out of e-liquid and filled it up with their own jizz? seems like a typical thing vapefags would do.
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>>672422119
KeK
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>>672422037
Rationalization
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>>672422005
Ok, tiger
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>>672421720
>I don't have any real evidence to keep myself from getting btfo on /b/ so I'm gonna pull "facts" out of my ass

Kill yourself before the cancer does

You mean vegetable glycerin that's also used in soaps, shampoos, cosmetics, medicine and toothpaste? I figured it would've taken the easy way and seeped through my scalp into my brain. Maybe I do have alzheimer's as I can't remember why I'm arguing with your dumb ass.
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>>672422278
Thanks for unemployment Obama
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This.
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>>672421868
Ha. Yes. Well, cigarettes anyway. Quit before basic. Went back after the military. Nicotine itself is more psychological, your other junk is physiological. Just takes a strong mind to get over it, its...really not difficult.
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guise smoking iz bad 4 u

We watched a video in health clas dat said so nd it had memes in it, and the christian group dat caem to our skool said "kool kidz dont smoke"


shut the fuck up and let us do it if we feel like it.
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>>672422240
Aren't all things?
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>>672422489
I quit nicotine by using nicotine.
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>>672422466
youre just a unqualified lazy fuck , the economy is fine now.
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>>672422599
no
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I smoked a pack of Camel Filters a day for 12 years. I started getting bronchitis a few times a year and decided I was done with it. I've had a vape for a year now and no bronchitis. If the choice is between having people call me a fag and hacking like a 70 year old man. Call me a fag, I'm not particularly sensitive. That and I don't smell like an ashtray anymore, my teeth are getting whiter, and I spend less money. It's a winner all around.
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it smells like burnt semen in here
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>>672422599
not really, I try not to lie to myself in most situations.
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>>672420950
Mah nigga
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>>672422901
And with the good Camels too. Yuh.
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>>672420829
>I have the lady at Walgreens special order them for me
you ever think you may have a bit of a problem?
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>>672422487
Pipe tobacco? Classy
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>>672422899
Ah, sounds like you're confusing the two.
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>>672423152
That's a dumb question
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>>672422901
>organic tobacco
TopKek
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>>672423398
Have a sexy Cosplayer
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My uncle would smoke kools all the time, now he has stage 4 cancer. Smoke tree breh.
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Meanwhile, in California...
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>>672423230
No, to rationalize something that kills you, it takes a large degree of lying to yourself.
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>>672423550
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>>672423668
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>>672420191
so your level is using little bags to hold your chew?
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>>672418503
Weed.
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>2016
>nobody calls this thread cancer
>lost keks
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>>672420191
Enjoying some General mint right now as a matter of fact.
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>>672423898
I don't chew anything. It just absorbs through my mucosal membrane.
I like it because it's inconspicuous and I don't have to spit.
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>>672418503

I remember when I thought smoking a pack a day at 70 bucks a week was cool. Guarantee you will be switching to an ecigg when you're health is shit and stink like an ashtray 24/7. I don't understand where the ecigg hate comes from. Most of us are long term pack a day smokers who dont wanna die of cardiac arrest and look 20 years old than we are. I pay 7 bucks a week for my liquid instead of 70 a week for cigs and my health has done a 180 two years later. Smokers who can't quit are the biggest haters of them all, out of jealousy I guess? Ignorance?Idk. Non smokers are always pumped I'm not making their car smell like complete shit or smelling up the house after a cig. You would think something so positive and life saving for people would get more praise but I guess not.
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>>672423705
You assume I don't understand the risks? Are you mental, or just reaching for an argument?
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>>672424157
The irony is not lost
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>>672424292
whatever, it'll rot your jaw off just the same
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Canadian darts. Price just went up. Fucking liberal cunts.

>inb4 stone age keyboard. It was a last resort
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>>672420784
No, no it isn't
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>>672424371
No I know you understand the risks. I'm saying it takes bullshitting yourself to rationalize taking those risks and accepting the vast amount of negative impacts it has on your life.
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CANCER
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you could afford a better keyboard if you bought lube, dildos and vapes
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>>672423705
Everyones got problems anon.
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>>672420191
Yis
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>>672425111
Confirmed faggot
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just had some tight amnesia haze
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I want to start vaping but i haven't stretched my asshole out first. any tips?
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>>672425111
Trips dont lie. Youre a faggot.
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>>672425211
No shit Im just sayin, it's lying to yourself
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>>672425357
Take a huge black cock first try. Youll bleed a bit but eventually succumb.
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if a vape fag calls someone a faggot does the two fags cancel each other out?
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>>672424296
E-cigs are hated for being cheaply made health hazards. Vapes are hated for being a hobby to douches who didn't have a problem with smoking in the first place.
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>>672425645
Theyre called Mega fags.
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how far up my ass should i ram this until i'm a real vaper?
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>>672425645
It rips a hole in the time/space continuum
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>>672424758
>implying theres anything wrong with old keyboards
>not using a model m by choice
Gee anon, does it even hurt being so pleb?
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>>672420950
I prefer the black pack
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>>672425405
http://carolinaangulo.deviantart.com/art/JURI-HAN-COSPLAY-445702172
Id rek her
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>>672426009
No actually.
>feelsgoodman.exe
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>>672426461
No thats u
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>>672425984
All the way.

They are supposed to stay up there permanently. Makes going through metal detectors at the airport a pain, but that's the price you pay for looking cool.
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don't fuck with me I'm a real smoker
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>>672426611
Ouch. You got me.
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>>672425735
So becuase I started smoking cigs at 16 and patches and gum don't work I should stop there and ignore the life saving device at the vape shop? Sounds logical and intelligent. This ecigg fedora shit only exists on 4chan. I can honestly say I have never met a fedora wearing duoche preaching to me, you need to leave the computer for a while. Just 8 or so months ago England came out with a concluster study where they found ecigg were at least 95% healthier than cigs. Tobacco pays big money to promote smear articles bc their losing money hand over fist. Popcorn lung and water lung are myths that have zero backing. The 3 ingredients in 90% of the e liquid found is also found in 80% of the food we buy at the grocery store. If you actually do your own research instead of reading bogus articles you might actually learn something.
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>>672426829
U know the rules

>Dubs dont lie
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am i doing this right /b?
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>>672420342
Alpha fuck
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>>672427012
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>>672426931
BOOM This anon knows
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Needs more cat pictures.
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>>672423613
This guy gets it.
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>>672427658
Needs more Juri Han
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>>672428325
I can't believe people actually smoke those things. I think they just do because it's a status symbol, because they taste like dog turds smell.
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>>672428325
Please kill yourself, your kind is even worse than vapefags with the fucking fashion statements.
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4chan is unreal when it comes to stupidity and the herd mentality. 90% of vapor shops make their own own liquid. You watch them make it if you want. It involves all of 3 ingredients that are edible and found in 80% of the food we consume at the grocery store. Popcorn lung and water lung are myths and have zero backing just "ecigg create formaldehyde". Alot of these smear articles are intellectually dishinest. For example, formaldehyde was found while burning the vapor but they neglect to tell you that the voltage used was 4x higher than what ecigg users vape at. In order to get formaldehyde from ecigg vapor you would have to put the heat so high that it's unedible.
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>>672428764
> alot

A lot

It's two words.
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>>672420191
Pfft i do heroin, get on my level
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Marlboro Menthol 100s here
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>>672426931
Maybe you should do what you want and not give a Fuck what others think, faggot. It's clear why YOU started smoking , kek
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>>672428764
Vaping is still gross.
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>>672418503
FUCKING BLACK TAR METH GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGOTSSSSSS
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>>672428764
Let them be retards
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>>672429149
If all else fails, criticize their grammar.
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>>672429572
>Black Tar Meth
being this retarded
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>>672428717
>>672428678
Stay mad, poorfags. I can enjoy sweet nicotine with much less cancer. Go park your rascal somewhere you fucking peasant.
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>>672423613
look your hand and your nails!
so disgusting!
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>>672430079
I'd imagine a neet would be surprised at the sight of dirt under someone's nails. Get out of the house more.
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>>672429996
>Smokes more tobacco
>Thinks less nicotine
U wot m8?
Hold on here's you: "Look at me! I have a cigar in my mouth, I'm successful now, right guys? Right guys?"
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Marlboro Gold (ex-Light), as usual
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>>672422430
Vegetable glycerin is used in food, and it's made from vegetables. That guy couldn't be more ignorant if he were born blind and deaf.
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>>672421563
If there is a tinderbox near you some will special order it.
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>>672430415
> faggot who can't read correctly
back to class with you
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>>672430459
My great grandfather only smoked Winstons
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my trap gf bought me eagle 20 ultra lights

mfw she handed me the pack
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I like electronic cigarettes and cigarettes.
I like cigarettes more than electronic cigarattes.
I don't hate people that like electronic cigarettes more.

What's everyone's problem with vapefags?
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>>672430615
Shit's gay in any case, big brown dick in your mouth ya queer
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>>672431087

they are like vegans
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>>672431087
They act like entitled autists
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>>672428764

> they neglect to tell you that the voltage used was 4x higher than what ecigg users vape at.

I'm pretty sure they held the button for 150 seconds too. That formaldehyde probably came from burning cotton or melting kanthal.
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>>672431213
You seem stressed, life as a cuck queer dragging you down?
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>>672418503
nigger detected
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>>672431330
And their detractors don't?
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turkish royals, nigga
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>>672431492
At least we're doin it like our elders
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>>672431630
Rich mofucker
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>>672431777
Naw i dont smoke regularly
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>>672431777
Speakin of rich
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>>672431666
Electronic Cigarettes date back to like the 60's. They call them mods because the first ones were modified flashlights.

Personally, I think that's fucking stupid since they are no longer modified flashlights.
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>>672431777
>>672431666
Holy shit! Two trips in a row!
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>>672420720
kekd

reds reporting in
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>>672424399
ayee!! and dubs

freebase pipe ftw
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>>672432288
Check'd
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>>672421443
Not be a drug addict? In the age of better living through chemicals? Sure, let me just live off the grid and grow my own food too.

You enjoy your coffee this morning?
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>>672432315
Reds reporting
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Winston reds
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>>672427040
Further
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>>672431087
They're like the agnostics of smokers and non smokers. Not going all the way but still kinda doing it. We smokers no like that. Although, I personally have no problem with vapefags. I wish I liked cock I mean vapers as much as smoking real smokes but I just can't get into it. It feels all wrong.
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