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Ok /b/, you made a pizza for me last week. Let's try this again, but with a few more restrictions to keep the price down. The last one was good, but not $32 good.

Going with a medium this time. 3 picks crust.
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>>672415264
STUFFED GARLIC KNOTS
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>>672415383
This
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>>672415383
God damn that was fast
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>>672415383
Nice roll, but apparently noop

Let's try 3 again
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ANCHOVIES
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>>672415557
Fuck
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>>672415264
Stuffed.
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Let's get stuffed
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>>672415557
THIN N CRISPY
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skinny it up
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Skinny it up
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Skinny it up you fat fuck
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>>672415264
stuffed.
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Hand tossed pizza
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>>672415383
>>672415483
>Double 83s
>3 picks crust
GOD DAMN

>>672415557
RE-roll for thin then boyo.
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skinny it up you fat fuck
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Stuff that shit nigga
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>>672415264
HAND TOSSED
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Skinny it up
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>>672415864
Re-Rollan
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>>672415557
SKINNY
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>>672415264
Original stuffed crust
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>>672415913
winrar
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Hand tozzed pizzo
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>>672415913
winrar!
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>>672415829
re roll
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>>672415913
>HAND TOSSED

9 picks sauce/amount
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>>672415913
Winrar
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>>672415264
If you're not gonna stuffed that shit, you may aswell just put a frozen in the oven OP...
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>>672415999
no sauce nigger
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>>672415999
GARLIC CREAM
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>>672415999
NO SAUCE!
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>>672415999
Classic nigga, what else?
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>>672415999
BBQ
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>>672415999
no sauce

>that 999
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>>672415999
No sauce. Nice trips too
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>>672415999
Nice trips

Garlic parmesan
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>>672416079
win
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>>672415999
>>672416000
Checked

Also creamy garlic parmesan
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>>672415999 light crushed tomato
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>>672416079
Ah fuck, ok

7 picks the amount of cheese
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>>672416079
won
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>>672416099
dubs beats your singles NO SAUCE!
>>672416079
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>>672416223
>EXTRA
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>>672416223
NO CHEESE
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>>672416223
No cheese
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>>672416223
Cheese
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>>672416223
extra cheezw
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>>672416223
NONE
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Extra
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>>672416223
no cheese
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No cheese
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>>672416281
Rool
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>>672416223
Cheese
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>>672416284
RE-ROLLAN
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>>672416223
Dick cheese aka light cheese

A pizza without sauce is like a dick with no balls
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>>672416223
NO CHEESE!
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>>672416223
NO CHEESE
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>>672416317
win
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>>672416223
XXTRA chhheeeeese motherfucker. You wanna taste that shit m'sayin
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>>672416317
WIN
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>>672416317
Dude, fuck you
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>>672416223
Reg cheese
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>>672416223
NO CHEEESE
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> mfw op is gonna eat a garlic cream with carlic as tooping pizza
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>>672416317
Extra it is

9 picks 1 meat/amount
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>>672416447
seasoned pork
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>>672416447
meatball
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>>672416317
>Extra
>Not no cheese, garlic sauce
Well done, faggit

>>672416447
BEEF - NONE
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>>672416447
EXTRA PORK
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>>672416447
EXTRA PREMIUM SALAMI
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Beef, extra
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>>672416447
Pepperoni extra
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>>672416447
no meat
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>>672416447
Bacon, extra bacon
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>>672416447
Extra Sausage
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Extra bacon
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>>672416447
Extra Salami
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>>672416569
win
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>>672416534
extra
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>>672416569
win
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>>672416569
WINNER
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>>672416447
EXTRA MEATBALL
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>>672416447
Extra grilled chicken
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>>672416447
Classic meet ball regular
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>>672416223
Normal cheese?
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>>672416569
Extra beef.

5 picks 2 veggies/amounts
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>>672416447
Pepperoni Reg
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>>672416447
Grilled Chykyen
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>>672416447
Shia Labeef
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>>672416723
Extra peru peppers
Extra green bell peppers
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Mushrooms and pineapples, extra both
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>>672416723
EXTRA CHILI PEPPERS
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>>672416723
Onion & Pineapple
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>>672416723
Mushrooms extra

pinapple extra
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>>672416723
peruvian cherry peppers and banana peppers. extra for both
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>>672416723
extra pineapple extra spinach
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>>672416723
OLIVES AND EXTRA SPINACH
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>>672416803
Roll
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>>672416723
EXTRA OLIVES EXTRA JALAPENO
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Extra Sliced jalapeno / Reg Mushroom
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>>672416723
Pineaple extra
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pineapple and spinach
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>>672416723
Pineapple and Peruvian cherry peppers!!
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>>672416802
Reroll!
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extra pineapple extra jalapeno
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Peppers, jalapeño, extra
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>>672416808
Roll
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>>672416803
this
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Jalapenos & tomatoes
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>>672416723
Jalapeno and pineapple, regular for both
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>>672416723
>Sweet Pineapple
>Cherry Peppers
>Extra
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>>672416723
Mushrooms if you want
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>>672416723
>>672416831
re rolling
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>>672416723
Extra Pineapple extra olives
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pineapple & spinach
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>>672416723
Extra chili peppers and extra pineapple
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>>672416840
reroll
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>>672416875
WINRAR
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>>672416875
Fucking gold!
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>>672416875
Win
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>>672416875
WINNER
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>>672416875
ween
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>>672416875
Winrar
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>>672416723
Extra red onions, Reg banana peppers
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banana pepper n onion, regular
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>>672416915
Shieeet
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>>672416875
mmmm pineapple and beef in a garlic cream sauce
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>>672416875
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>>672416875
win win win win win
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>>672416223
Light
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Peruvian and jalapeños extra
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This pizza is going to be vomit inducing
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>>672416875
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>>672416875
Shit bro
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>>672416875
am dyin
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Lol this pizza fucking sucks
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>>672416723
pineapple and diced tomatos
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>>672416875
winrar
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OP you know that pizza hut has any pizza for $11 right?
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>>672417107
23$ for one pizza wth>?
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>>672417107
The Ol' Spicy Dick Cheese
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>>672417107
that looks fucking gross
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>>672417107
Delish, wish I was the one to make it
>minimum wage
>kill me
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>>672417107
Update us when it arrives
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>>672417107
you orded a large you piece of shit put the garlic knots on
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>>672417107
This is a damn good pizza except for the sauce..
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>>672417107
wrong size, fixed
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>>672417107
>here's what you've created
a fucking monstrosity
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The fuck op?? Don't be a nigger let us fuck up your crust flavoring
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>>672417115
>Implying /b/ can make a pizza
>Implying /b/ can do anything right
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>>672417165
That's any large online for $11, not any.
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Jalapeño and Banana paper extra
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>>672417107
Damn son
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>>672411111
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>>672417291
no it's a large with any toppings (10 max) my local pizza hut does it every day
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>>672417107
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>>672417107
Fuck that
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>>672417107
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>>672417330
oh ok
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>>672417337
He fixed it you negroid
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>>672417250
What are you gonna name it, Opie?
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>>672417337
>>672417250
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>>672417250
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>>672417165
They only offer that in some areas
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>>672417374
Why is he getting a large for $23 then? He could get two fucking mediums for $10 bucks if he wanted
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Anchovies and pinneapple on thin crust
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>>672417374
>local
Franchises generally pick their deals based on what they have in stock
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Going to post pictures when it arrives?
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>>672417527
read the thread nigger
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>>672417474
welp. gg OP
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>>672417250
no roll for special requests?
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>>672417573
Does every pizza hut not have large hand tossed...?
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>>672417271


>Implying that have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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>>672417867
update us bro
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>>672417722
I have no idea what you said but gets like double dubs are never wrong
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>>672417867
Hope it's good f am.
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>>672417693
no, I'm not asking them to jizz on my pizza. I can do that myself
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>>672417867
Where did the extra $6 come from?
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>>672417867
how much you gon tip the driver op?
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>>672417867
Enjoy your firey diarrhea
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>>672417720
It's more about the price. If they've got more product than they need, they'll lower the price for a deal and create demand
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>>672418130
"Delivery fees"
So it comes up to like 28-30 with tips
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What do we do now?
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>>672417250
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>>672418130
Taxes/Delivery charges
>>672418133
Probably $3-4 depending on how fast they get here/attitude.
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>>672417250
Thats a bad pizza for 20 bucks, whats the skinny it up option for the crust ?
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>>672418439
so you gotta pay a delivery charge and tip the driver?

thats bullshit
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>>672418346
ffr drivers rarely get any of the delivery fee. they likely get 5% of the in-store price of the pizza
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>>672418527
Basically just a thin/crispy crust. Less crust, less calories in theory.
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>>672418346
>>672415264

>The last one was good, but not $32 good.

op do you realize what youve done
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>>672418567
You don't _have_ to tip.
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>>672418439
Fuck they, they either get a delivery charge OR a tip, not both. That's some Bernie Sanders level bullshit trying to take all your damn money.
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>>672418035
hello new friend.
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>>672418362
Orgy
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>>672418756
mfw Bernie would put an end to this system
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>>672418656
Spent $30 for some mid grade entertainment?
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>>672418756
kek
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>>672418756
Delivery charge is bullshit and doesnt even go to the driver
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>>672418596
>they likely get 5% of the in-store price of the pizza
their employer is required by law to pay them minimum wage if their tips do not match or exceed it. so, they get minimum wage or even more if they manage to deliver to cucks who actually buy into the bullshit that is tipping
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>>672418756
You don't understand, delivery fees are legitimately for the owner of the store to make more bank. Drivers rely on tips, making about $6/hr on average
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Companies need to stop being such Jews and charging for fucking delivery and then not giving the delivery fee to the guy doing the delivering.
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>>672418035
It's a meme, you dip.
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>>672419097
Next time you get delivery, ask them their hourly wage. I make $6.55 and tips do not match it
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>>672419115
>making about $6/hr on average
they make minimum wage. employers with tipped employees HAVE to pay the employee minimum wage if they dont get enough tips to match or exceed it. that is a legal obligation that could land their ass in court if they don't abide by it. this bullshit that "they dont even make minimum, you are screwing them if you dont tip" needs to fucking stop
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>>672418867
Charging for delivery and then not giving it to the delivery guy seems pretty fucking Jewish. Sanders is a Jew is he not?
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I mean, minimum wage is still a "screwed over" wage, but yeah at least they don't make less than that.
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>>672419474
you are a retard for not knowing what youre entitled to. if you are in the US, your employer is required by law to pay you your state's minimum wage if your tips do not match or exceed it. if you are bringing home less than minimum wage on a paycheck, you need to have a chat with your boss and you have every right to take him to court if he doesnt abide by this. tips are bullshit. its your employers job to pay you, not mine, and the law has your back on this. again, if you are not bringing home minimum, you are not being paid what you are entitled.
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>>672417867
What were the special instructions?
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OP will you take a picture of the pizza when it arrives?
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>>672419948
Obviously to deliver it to the basement door and not the front door
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>>672419822
Secular socialist jew from vermont
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>>672418567
>>672418746
The drivers don't get shit from the delivery charge, you fucks.
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>>672420019
Yup
>>672419948
How to navigate the maze that is my condo complex
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>>672420142
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>>672419097
.Implying drivers don't work as drivers to get higher than minimum wage.
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>>672419822
sanders would give the driver the delivery charge, require the customer to tip no less than $20, and then also lop off half of each manager's salary to be distributed among only them
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>>672419496
At pizza hut, we dispatch. They make minimum inside the store, and about $3.5/hr when dispatched. That's why you need to tip.
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>>672416223
Light cheese
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>>672420204
Delivery driver here. Calling bullshit, I get half of the delivery charge for each one.
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>>672420498
So he's not Jewish?
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>>672417107
Actually looks really good, no joke I would eat that. Pineapple and Jalapeño in Garlic Sauce sounds especially good.
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>>672420637
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>>672420424
>delivering pizza
>wanting more than minimum wage
learn a real skill faggot. your job is less effort than grocery shopping.
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>>672420637
hi welcome to the already over party. Ready to help clean up?
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>>672420616
>$3.5/hr
literally criminal
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>>672420704
he's definitely jewish. he thinks the people who put in the least effort deserve the most money
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>>672420704
He's basically an atheist. Every time someone asks him if he believes in god, he dances around and avoids the question
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>>672420683
By "didn't get shit," I meant they didn't get all of it, which makes you wonder why the fuck we have it? If the delivery charge is like $3.50, our drivers get about $1.5 when they should be getting all of it.
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>>672420803
I'm not a driver, asshat. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me.
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>>672420890
Ah, ok. Still not voting for him. I busted my ass to get where I am. Not going to forfeit a big chunk of pay for those who won't.
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>>672420616
their employer is required by law to pay them the state's minimum wage if their tips do not make their paycheck match or exceed it. you do not need to tip, the dumb nigger driving needs to learn what he's entitled to.
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Wait...how did a thread about rolling for pizza variety turn into a Sanders debate?
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>>672421136
Well, we have a driver that probably can't read english sooo. Normally, their tips do make up for the $3.5/hr.
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>>672421211
How would it not?
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>>672421211
>lrn2read
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>>672421105
but the niggers needs your money. they decided to try and support five kids and a heorin addiction on a part time job at mcdonalds, and that's not THEIR fault, its fuckin whitey keepin em down
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>>672420994
Because they have to hire people specifically to deliver pizzas. They are paying extra wages for extra workers. At least I assume so.
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OP's delivery needs to hurry up, then we can all go home
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>>672417377
That hole looks nice
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>inb4 this thread 404s before op gets pizza
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tl;dr

is the pizza done?
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>>672421640
Fucking whitey
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op pls post that meter thing that tells us where its at
kthnx
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>>672422423
This
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I'm hungry, what about you?
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>>672422506
That's sweet
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>>672421211
Because of the Jewish fucking pizza places charging for delivery and then not giving the money they charge to the guy delivering the pizza.
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want me to call them to see where it is op?
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>>672422709
fuck i bet that felt really good
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>>672423147
We BACK
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>>672423147
literally delivered
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>>672422709
That must have been fucking satisfying
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>>672423147
I'm on the edge of my seat
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>>672423295
Not that bad looking
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>>672423295
I'm proud of you anons
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>>672423295
Sauce looks gross. Everything else looks nice
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>>672423295
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>>672423295
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>>672423295
Shove in ass, post picture.
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>>672423295
Delicious
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>>672423295
Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would. How's it taste OP?
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>>672423295
EAT IT YOU FUCK
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>>672423295
luks gud
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>>672423295
how is it?
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>>672423295
I wouldn't even feed that to my dog
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>>672423677
Pretty good actually. Sauce is more cream than garlic but the peppers give it a nice kick
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>>672423295
Take a bite for us
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>>672423837
I was not expecting that.

I certainly thought it was going to be a disaster.
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>>672423295
Why did you make that
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>>672423295
actually looks kinda good
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>>672423851
What about linuxfag ?
I wanna go to the secret board too
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>>672424031
follow mac instructions.
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>>672423851
>>672424031
What does this actually do?
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>>672423851
dont do this it makes mustard gas
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>>672423295
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>>672423851
didn't know about this, and tbh didn't expect it to work, thanks faggot
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>>672423838
way ahead of you
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>>672423851
>>672424137
>>672424100
Ok I'm going to try, thanks bud
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>>672423924
We as a whole made it for op outta love n rollz
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>>672423851
Don't do it guys, it makes ketchup gas
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>>672424279
How does it taste?
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>>672423295
How bad/good is it ?
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>>672423295
this looks way better then i expected it to
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>>672424279
Jesus christ, you madman
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>>672417107
Order me one.
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>>672424479
Pretty much what you'd expect. Pizza that is slightly garlicky, slightly sweet from the pineapple, but mostly spicy from the peppers.
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>>672424279
is the pineapple sweet or bitter?
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>>672424286
>>672424100
I CAN'T ACCESS 4CHAN ON MY COMPUTER
I HATE YOU ASSHOLE, HOW DO I CHANGE THAT ????!!!!!! :'(((((
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>>672424693
Guess
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>>672424693
pwned
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>>672424279
should do more and try new variations.
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>>672424693
IT'S NOT FUNNY
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fags
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>>672425016
>trying_too_hard.tnt
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>>672425016
go make a new thread we are trying to enjoy a pizza with op
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>>672423295
looks fucking awesome. thx for making me hungry
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