Toyota corolla
Fucking faggot I thought you were dead
>>672275243
you should be dead by now. you have to actually turn on the engine...
What a pussy you're going to wait for cops to save you aren't you
The fucking engine is on dude. This is bs.
This is taking way too long...
Ok you're still here so you're trolling or you're not. If not, just stop and don't do this
>>672275243
monoxcide mike lives!!
He didn't actually call the cops you dumbass.>>672275432
>>672275243
mfw sudoku op puts timestamp on therapist's appointment card
>>672275619
Figured you guys would like that.
This seriously isn't working. I'm giving it another 15 minutes. Anyone else have any better ideas with household items? I'll post pics. Idk how to stream
>>672275813
Heard a mixture of bleach and ammonia releases toxic gas. Look up measurements and shit though. Pretty sure it's painful.
MONOXIDE MIKE HERO !!!
IF YOU DONT DO IT THEN YOURE JUST A FUCKING LOOSER CUCK WITH NO GF
>>672275813
First jam all your pubes up your dickhole then stab your self in the neck with a knife.
>>672275813
Drink Bleach
So before you die tell me why you decided to do it. Btw better do it quick someone reported you to the police, you don't want to be in a ward for the rest of your life.
>>672275243
Post cock OP you will be legend
>>672275243
Toyotachan! He lives!
>>672275813
go on tinychat, op.
>>672275813
I know you don't wanna hear it, but stop, drive to the hospital, chill for a week, get some meds, and try to find something worth living for. It sucks, but in the end, it's worth it.
>>672275813
Faggot just start a police pursuit that way we can follow you on tv much better and crash head on with someone go out like a real hero
>>672276020
You're fucking stupid. He will be admitted to a hospital but not for the rest of his life. Holy shit.
Boo fucking hoo.
Just want to swing by and shitpost!
>>672275951
Fuck measurments. Just por together what you have. Trust me. It will be enough.
OP download periscope and do it like a man
Op here. Honestly starting to feel light headed lungs hurt too.
Post some cheese pizza since you going to die anyway
>>672276154
This don't let them coppers take you alive
AND AGAIN.
What the actual fuck? Why do you fucktards give a shit about what he does with HIS life? Let him an hero. It's not gonna affect you. There are tons of fucking humans on this earth, losing one is no big deal.
And you dumbass faggots are constantly telling people to kill themselves so what the fuck.
Sit back and enjoy the damn show.
There's absolutely no reason to care about this guy at all.
>>672276069
TOYOTACHAN KEK
>>672275243
why can't you just buy a shotgun? The fuck man
>>672276162
He will be labeled as mentally ill and will be treated differently. For his sake I hope he kills himself.
>>672276306
I hope you do next, please for the love of christ
CMON man don't do it. I made another thread with you with a pic of a cute little pig. Seriously though you're going to instantly regret it, sure there's the obvious b users telling you to do it, but if you look beyond that there are people that care for you, your life.
>>672276219
quick what are your last words make them memorable
>>672276219
BEFORE YOU DIE. Tell me why you did it.
If you guys can get me hard with webms I'll post cock. Starting to feel it Bros
>>672276376
>i've never met you
>you're my bro bro, bro
>>672276219
How old OP? Don't fucking do it.
op is a fag
>>672275243
cool thread op I think corollas are great cars
>>672276366
Lol just because it's 4chan doesn't mean you have to be so hostile.
>>672276294
do a cobain, op.
Top par
>>672276306
Fuck, you don't know shit. Should be you killing yourself. Faggot.
>>672276243
He's TOYOTACHAN our hero you fucktard !!!!
ITT: Newfags
>>672276306
Uh, you're a moron. Everyone there is mentally ill. I've been in twice, and am mentally ill. Do you know how fucked up you have to be to get involuntarily committed?
what city are you in?
>>672276422
>OP's last words
I did it because life is a lie. Everyone just fronts and doesn't say what's really going on.
Yeah, I called the cops/suicide hotline im sure a bunch of other people did too.
>>672276376
He won't regret it. He can't regret it. In 5 minutes he's gone. His whole life is going to be forgotten and he will slowly turn to dirt.
OP, use this.
OP here.
Just trolling for the keks. Don't be pissed.
Thought it would be obvious, but you faggots believe anything.
>>672276422
Fuck do it fast or you will regret living in a mental hospital you've gone too far now cops know and there looking for you
>>672275243
WHY IS THERE NO SMOKE IN THE CAR. STOO FUCKING TROLLING JESUS FUCK YOU RETARDS STOP TAKING THIS BAIT ALREADY. NO ONE FUCKING AN HEROES HERE LIVE FOR YOU TO SEE IT'S FAKE. I ALREADY TOLD HIM TO TAKE PICS OF THE HOSE AND DUCTTAPE ETC BUT NOPE. NOTHING BECAUSE IT'S A TROLL
>>672276392
>>672276409
THIS OP FUCKING BACKSTORY NAOOObefore you get v& you fucking faggot double nigger. You're gonna be a vegetable by time slow ass Arizona cops get there and you'll regret this forever. Parents will keep you alive to troll you for heroing in their garage watch. Mark my words.
>>672276306
Dont you realize its that attitude which perpetuates them as treated different
>>672276703
Proof?
Toyotachan will be remembered
>>672276608
At least he rolled dubs...
>>672276703
totes op
>>672276703
Fuck you ass hole I'm op.
>>672276703
Ship up pussy you're not op
What's on the other side of that card OP?
Op here. This is my last update. I feel it now, this is it. Remember me somehow.
Did someone say my name?
>>672276219
whats your first name
no one can track you with just your first name
>>672277048
not OP but your last words were supposed to be tits or gtfo
>>672276740
Stop posting you fucking kike.
>>672276961
How its hanging op?
OP here
I think I'm close to passing out
my palms are getting sweaty and my knees are starting to feel weak
theres vomit on sweater already
mom's spaghetti
I know the feels.
I put a loaded .38 revolver in my mouth almost every day
I'll get there eventually, probably soon
But I wouldn't want to try the car trick though. Too much risk in fucking it up and ending up alive and half brain dead
>>672277048
i will keep you in my prayers (do nothing)
>>672276961
Police pursuit fuck this monoxide shit you will be the biggest here in 4chan .
Take pic with cops behind you for proof come on cops will be there soon
>>672277019
Can't show you or you'll know my city. 5 more minutes and I'm calling it and going to fap dudes. This is bs. My lungs do hurt tho.. Like a suffocateee feeling. & head hurts
>>672276376
Bless you for trying in all seriousness even if you can't save OP you did give me a little faith in humanity.
>>672275243
Can someone tell me the story of this?
>>672277353
OP is trying to kill himself
>>672277353
your a faggot. lurk more. the end.
Alright still online with the suicide hotline guy (on hold.) he said he called the cops but they are dicks when it comes to suicide so he will try his best to get them to check it out.
>>672276961
Sitrep on physical condition OP also backstory on why you chose to an hero
>>672277353
Op is a cuck
>>672277256
So then what? He becomes the biggest person on a dying site of a dying breed? No one will remember him.
>>672277278
Cover identifying parts of it then. Card or gtfo
>>672276961
Yep, you got me OP. But it might as well been written by you. You won't stream it of course. You don't know how of course. You don't know any site to go to of course. Then phone problems. All these fake suicide threads follow the same pattern. Only difference is you taking a few pics.
>>672277477
Damn almost pents :(
Isn't it better to exist and experience stimuli even if upsetting and tough, than to vanish from existence and become nothing. You'll never exist ever again in anyway and the worst thing is you won't recall existence. It'll be like before you were born. Nothing. Scary.
>>672277048
God damn dude what the fuck? Like you seriously think is this is a ducking joke or something. Life might not be precious, it might be some huge cosmic joke that means nothing. But you know what? it's fucking because of that , that we can make our lives meaningful! you know Einstein? Telsa? fucking whoever? Davinci? if life has no meaning guess whst!? they weren't special! I'm not special! these assholes here aren't special! neither am i. it's what we do in spite of this fucking g God damn piece of shit joke of an existence that we have to endure. you're not a hero for killing yourself man, the only true heroes suffer existence in spite of feeling like shit everyday
>>672277342
I honestly appreciate that very much anon. Thank you.
Op here. If I don't die in under 10 minutes I'm calling it quits and going home night guys.
from now on, OP, so no one copycats you, only post with pictures or timestamps.
>>672277595
who invited this fag?
post face pic b4 u die faggot
>>672277477
Wow suicide hotline is very helpful, huh?
Seriously feeling it now anons. Lungs hurt. What do I have to do to prove this isn't bs. Without getting out of the car cause that will let all the effortmonoxide out of the car
>>672277451
I just got home from work dude, sorry i missed the last thread you fucking degenerate
OP here check out my mixtape it's hotter than the monoxide in the stratosphere
>https://soundcloud.com/returnofthepicpak/chug-me-to-life
>>672277511
You're here too you probably want him to die because you're too much of a pussy to do it yourself and you're jealous
>>672277595
its not a joke. its just not worth going through.
>>672277353
monoxcide mike just spent the last hour and a half trying to kill himself with exhaust fumes
white knights are so thick on the ground its like the first crusade
lurk moar
>>672277787
welp, guess you need to quit your job then. faggot.
>>672277595
B8 was his f8
>>672277477
You are a fucking idiot.
Your stupidity makes me want to fucking kill myself. I hope this is b8.
>>672277595
>they weren't special! I'm not special! these assholes here aren't special!
This is the actual truth of existence. In the end there is nothing. Entropy can only increase. Their accomplishments will be as meaningless as everything else
>>672277729
yep I'm a big old fag face...my feelings they hurt ever so much :(
shut the fuck up asshole. Death isn't a joke and no I'm not 'triggered' if there is some small chance of somebody dying here tonight it's not funny...
>>672277353
op is trying to kill himself with a toyota and homosex
>>672277785
Already told you to stream it. But, you won't since it's fake.
>>672277829
Yes I want to kill myself. I tried to. Do people remember my efforts? NO!
>>672277785
post pic with car running and hose on exhaust, both sides of the hose in image too...
>>672277882
fucking kek
>>672277986
>triggered
I'm not here to judge whether or not you should kill yourself.
But, if you do kill yourself, at least go out with some flair.
None of this pussy-noose-shit.
Make a pipe-bomb, and take a few of your enemies with you.
Go on a shooting rampage, and make some people suffer.
Perform some real population control.
If nothing else, at least kill Donald Trump; you'd be doing the whole world a service.
Worst case scenario? You die in the process.
Either way you get a legacy..
>>672277785
Time stamps every post that's what
>>672277785
Just turn air on a little so you can regain motor function enough to hold phone and post pic of hose taped to window this time. Also poast backstory why you're doing this
>>672278121
>being this much of a faggot
>>672277986
>>672276154
>like an real hero
FTFY
Op here.. Think I might call it quits :(
It's not working dudes
>>672277785
Be sure to turn the car off after to safe gas!
Godspeed, anon. Let know how it is on the other side.
Op here
I fucking give up. I can;t even kill myself right.
I just got off the phone with my mom they're driving back home right now. she couldn't stop crying on the phone
thanks for talking me out of it guys
/b/ saved my life today. thank you.
>>672278177
No, just stream it and tell us.
>>672278121
Kill trump for shits n gigs
>>672278245
>>672276409
I think he did it for the lulz...
>>672278030
you cant be serious
>>672278282
Do you have to be a failure with everything in your damn pathetic life?
Anyone that thinks this is real or is complaining about
>UMG TEH SUCIDE ES NU JOEK
Needs to get the fuck off of 4chan and go back to Tumblr.
>>672278293
Well you gave it your best shot.
Well done?
>>672276539
NO TO THE BOTH OF YOU HE'S GARDEN-HOSE GARY!!
>>672278030
shame you suck so hard at life you couldn't even do something simple like end it.
>>672275243
get out of my car op
>>672278293
>cant even kill myself right
>thanks
>>672278282
wasted gas
>>672278429
fuck you man if he changed his mind he has every right to
>>672278293
Go to the hospital, eat some food, hear some fucked up stories, get some good meds, and find something to live for. Been there, done it, don't regret it.
>>672278282
I told you all that it's fake.
Hope you got your 1 hour of fame and are happy with it OP.
>>672278282
So you wanted to kill yourself enough to damage your lungs but this is the point you give in? Pussy.
>>672278282
call the police he's got cp there.
>>672277833
why take the defeatist attitude though? Yeah sure life sucks, and I'm not gonna say how "beautiful it can be" or whatever but, giving up seems like a silly way to go tbh. Sure nobody ever asked to be born but nobody in the history of the world, or the future, is ever going to live within the exact same circumstance as you. Don't you think that's even kind of cool? especially if existence is meaningless? It would be sweet if you could use that for something! like writing a story, being creative, helping others, doing stunts, whatever! I don't care if you're op or not but idk statistically you might not be that unique but on an individual level you are, and I think that's cool :)
>>672277986
>you right about now
>>672278379
>>672278282
Fucking elite troll. Tachometer and dash lights up when car is turned on. Everyone just got trolled well done OP, well done. You did make my Friday night tho.
>>672278293
Obviously not op
See post time
>>672278282
>>672276868
GARDEN HOSE GARY!!!
>>672278282
FUCK YOU WASTED A FUCKING HOUR OF MY LIFE NOW I WANNA KILL MYSELF
Be a fucking legend OP, lead a pursuit even tho this is probably fucking FAKE.
>>672278659
Op can you make a vine;
>I'm dying in my mom's car, brum brum
>stay in the car
Damn dude, this guy's so good at living he can't die? Fuck man, wish I was immortal.
Everyone keeps posting as me but I'm op. It's fucking hot in here. I can feel myself like feeling like more and more shit but I still haven't passed out. I'm sweaty as fuck smoked nearly a pack of cigs..
I posted pics in last thread this will be my last pic
>>672275243
>how it's done OP
>>672278379
hello newfriend
>>672278293
Call 911, get some oxygen, get checked out. You can minimize the risk of brain damage and shit. Do you have discoloration of your nail beds or a headache? What type of pain?
>>672276811
Jeez, want about all the fuck ups that are walking a tight wire and not "clinical" but certainly not well. The instituted have it easier unlike us who's life's are just a series of fuck ups and disappointing people who care about you.
>>672278814
Dumbass you just stole this pic from real op
>>672278814
>newfags will now continue to fall for this
it's funny that you think I care(?)
>>672278887
Fuck off. He was faking, How gullible are you fuckers on here tonight?
>>672278814
dont do it op
>>672278868
Op here this shit made me laugh
Seriously guys give me a good way.. Will electrocution work? Like an extension cord in the bathtub?
>>672278887
>ITT: Tumble is so fucking stupid they continue to fall for the meme
>>672278814
Newer cars have catalytic converters. You have to stay in there a long ass time. Like 5 threads worth of time. Just call it a night OP. You are immortal cars can't even defeat you.
>>672279078
Please timestamp.
>>672278814
The other end of said hose? Also that hose is really small.
If you were SRS (prolly not) that hose and the small engine of a corolla probably ain't enough.
>>672278781
>>672278814
farewell space robot
>>672279078
Use a toaster
>>672278282
I've been told that if you shove a big enough object up your ass you can also die
perhaps you should try this for two hours instead
>>672276243
Wow! I cut myself on that edge!
>>672279078
If you're gonna do some other shit I will post the sickest easier household way to an hero. You must stream first. Get on stream OP
>>672279078
no, because of circuit breakers.
FUCKING BS OP START A PURSUIT WITH COPS OR YOU GO BACK TO BEING MISSERABLE IN LIFE SERIOUSLY YOU COME WITH THIS SHIT AND DONT DIE
>>672279170
I'm calling it after this cig guys.. If you want I'll chill in this thread with you though.
>>67227921
Exactly.
Imagine you took a hose like that and did the same with water, it probably wouldn't fill up much before leaking and the hose probably wouldn't deliver fast enough compared to the leaks to fill up
>>672279019
Yeah seriously, getting out of your car would just defeat the whole purpose...
>>672278652
Dis muh nigga ra cher! He dint do NUFFN!
>>672276243
Like people need to be taking advice from some disconnected teenager on 4chan. I'm sorry you don't have any empathy or understanding of others. If you don't understand why people can give a shit about someone they haven't met that means YOU are missing something, not them. Your the broken one, so quit talking down to the normal people. Life is more that this stupid fucking forum.
>>672279438
You going to post why you're trying to kill self now? Or was this all a troll?
>>672279438
No leave if you're not dead we don't need you here
Please don't kill yourself. Here is a poem for you.
Life and love and God at your feet,
in plain site the light is discreet.
Hope isn't far my friend just look inside,
your heart and your mind there is a small bitof
happiness just listen and take the ride.
Don't give up.
>>672279438
Why would I want that. I want to watch a man kill himself.
Also, anyone wanna play ps4? I wanna die but if I can't ima go fap then play black ops 3. I can't even kill myself -.-
>>672279438
be sure you fucking clean up your fucking hose and shit or you'll end up in the loony bin real quick
>>672279078
if you want to be in agony for a while yeah sure
>>672279664
Wow, you're a new breed of faggot
>>672279664
CUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!
>>672279761
The /b/'est of /b/tards after a failed hero attempt
>>672279761
You went this far op. Clearly you didn't wanna die.
>>672279761
>try suicide by police
>??
>>672279438
THE CAR IS OFF WTF IS THIS OP DASHBOARD HAS NO LIGHTS ON ONLY SEATBELT .YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE SPEEDOMETER ON FUCK YOU FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE I HOPE COPS FIND YOU AND OUT YOU IN MENTAL HOSPITAL
>>672279664
>don't kill yourself? God?
you must be new here
>>672279664
Jesus I bet your wife loves these poems you write her while you're at home with the kids and she's at the club.
>>672279761
Don't have a pic but will play some LoL aram w you xcoldx is handle
OP here and I've decided to OD on ayy lmao jizz
>>672279967
My cigarette lighter flame was just big AF lol it means it's working ima chill in here for a lil while longer. I really don't feel good
>>672278652
you know the meme you posted literally has nothing to do what I was saying right?
I know making fun of people who give a shit is also a meme, but at least do it right faggot
>>672280004
girlfriend not wife
and yes we have an open relationship
>>672280089
I think I just wasted 2 hours getting trolled...
>>672279761
just remember everyone's existence is just as meaningless as yours
OP this gives you an excuse to fix all of the seals in your car. now you can an hero with some heat
>>672275243
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>>672280093
>you
Someone play CoD3 with this fucking OP damnit
>>672280093
you caught me trolling bad!?!?! Well mem'd my friend.....i award you 1 whole internets.
>>672280089
Sir you clearly dont understand what is happening there or/and fire works go grab a stone and crack some nuts you monkey
>>672280032
Ok cool I'll add you if I don't die. After I fap and clean up hose I feel it tho Bros. Seriously contemplating staying in here fuck life man
Please don't kill yourself. Here is a poem for you.
Life and love and God at your feet,
in plain site the light is discreet.
Hope isn't far my friend just look inside,
your heart and your mind there is a small bitof
happiness just listen and take the ride.
Don't give up.
>>672280333
>trips
>>672280093 confirmed rekt
>>672276551
Do you just have to be fucked up or do yo u actually have to do something fucked up?
Raging grown alcoholic brother needs to have treatment, he's suicidal, homicidal (drives drunk regularly), thinks he has no reason to live, and now suffering with a back/spinal/nerve injury he suffered while playing football I. Highschool and at D3 level. He's 30 and walks with a cane like you'd expect a 90 year old walking (almost exclusively like a crab). He needs treatment for addiction because abusing alcohol and having back problems may just be an excuse to get prescribed heavy medication.
Do I have to get him to commit a crime or call the cops when he commits a crime or are there ways to have him held for evaluation or to get a judge to order he seek treatmwnt?
>>672280403
Come kill some bitches w me it'll be a lot better.
>>672280403
Please stay in the car. And tell me why you are on the verge of killing yourself.
>>672280403
Picture didn't post. My lighter flame was huge I feel like shit it's def working.
>>672279761
PLEASE shoot yourself in the head op, you fucking make me CRINGE.
Didn't dumbass post his plate in the previous thread?
>>672280404
I've got a poem for you
4chan seems dead, us /b/tards felt blue
an hero then led, but he was trolling too.
stream this OP
>>672280333
well shit, you did get the trips...I'll concede.
well played
>>672280573
Lol why wasn't the car on all this time good one op you a faggot
>>672280655
dubs check'd
>>672275243
Heres a poem for you:
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
Sharpie into pooper toyotachan!
>>672276495
IT'S FUCKING /B/ YOU MORALFAGS, LOOK FOR ENLIGHTMENT ELSEWHERE, YOU CANCEROUS FUCKS RUINED IT
>>672280724
>Well I like sugar
>And I like tea......
>>672280308
i only have CO2 and he been playing that for two hours now
>>672280573
this is helllllla fake fuck you im out i have been here from the start of the last thread and you should be dead spoiler alert this thread is a troll
>>672280698
It was on I had the lights off cause someone called the cops potentially you fuck face
>>672280844
Kekked
>>672280093
Damn nigga! You stipid faggot!
Dem trips though!!!
>>672280884
So many excuses.
Stream it you lying fuck.
I'm making room in LoL if anyone wants to come in post handles I'll invite. Add me OP let's do this
Alright guys I'm calling it. Anyone wanna play cod?
Sorry if I disappointed. If anyone has a painless way I'm in
USE AN APP CALLED "BAMBUSER" to live stream it it's easy stop being a fag and deliver a stream
>>672280732
This
>>672281066
>>672281217
post a closeup of your fingernail beds.
>>672281066
Add me on LoL next time you're on xcoldx I don't have a ps4 or I would
>>672281217
your tank is full wtf
>>672281324
This
>>672276376
>Instantly regret it
Hes gunna be instantly dead you autist fuck
>Gas is still full
>OP is still fag
We've been had
>>6722752
Not sure if real or bait but if this is real then your autistic most people killing themselves this way die rather quickly, I suggest just take a bunch of pills with alcohol
>>672281412
Well even if he was running the car it doesn't take much gas to idle even for hours. You can idle a car for a full day probably
>>672280884
Fake and gay
I fucking hate my life. I can't even die when I want to. My fucking head hurts and this is taking forever
>>672281324
no one wants to see your mother's pussy.
>>672281412
it's a corolla. 27 mpg, mane
>>672281495
This or go out and cold cop some huge amount of heroin.at least go out feeling the best you possibly can. You're right next to the border too prob some good drugs
>>672281564
based on those nails, you're not even close yet
>>672281564
Live stream op
>>672281584
Op here. This bro my car gets hella good gas mileage, also I haven't pushed on the gas cause I wanted attention and was scared. I'm still in the car.
>>672281564
Live stream on BAMBUSER APP make a quick channel and deliver link
put a brick on the gas pedal
>>672281850
Still haven't said why you wanna kill yourself. Might as well say now.
>>672281584
why don't you take this glorious car on a road trip and see the world? don't be a faggot op, travel
>>672281564
You'd have a visible line across the nail bed if you had CO poisoning. Not gonna work based on the time that has passed. Best case, you get brain damage and can't remember certain words or something.
>>672281850
This app OP
>>672281850
Took you long enough to spill the beans
>>672282018
You fucking nigger, he said in the first thread. His life is just shitty
>>672281584
Is there an epa rating for suicides per gallon?
>>672282133
Shitty life is pretty vague I want specifics. If this faggot wants to kill himself over a girl I can see or something like that. But if it's cause he can't get laid it's not ok
>>672282107
Op here, I said I wanted attention in the last thread. My head seriously hurts now. I thought I was just gonna pass out. I'm getting out of the car. Sorry bros
>>672282133
Thats it? Just shitty? I've watched people die and I've been addicted to drugs and almost beaten to death as a child and this faggot wants to kill himself because his life is "shitty". Imma sit down.
Did you turn off the lights in the garage? There was a sign that had a phone number hanging on the wall. Now, I can't see it at all
>>672282358
No I turned off my car lights again
>>672281850
Suicide by car exhaust is fail. Exhausts are so clean nowadays it will take forever if it works at all. Someone has been watching too many old movies.
If OP really wanted to die he/she/it would jump off a building face first, or get some rope and hang himself with a proper "drop" to instantly break his neck (four feet or more).
>>672282295
>>672282297
I was summarizing you fags. Who are you to say if it's "ok" or not? Fuck outta here. He had drug problems and literally no friends for like 10 years I forget what else
>>672275951
dude it makes chlorine gas and hydrazine along with hydrochloric acid and other shit
>>672282417
You seem like not a douchebag and pretty laid back guy. We're you popular in highschool? You don't look like a fat fuck and maybe under 35 why the fuck do you want to off yourself for real?
op lives another day. good for you op. enjoy life. wasnt meant to be
>>672282424
Op here I've thought about hanging but I always get anxious about going to buy rope cause I feel like everyone will know what I'm doing. Also hanging scares the shit out of me. I want to die because anxiety.. Don't even have the balls to go buy rope in front of people
>>672282286
kek
I think it's time to start talking. To me, it seems like you are unhappy, want the attention, are lonely, and just found a group of people that express they care.
>>672282637
Waahhhh
>>672282758
Nobody cares
>>672282637
lol dude, no one fucking cares why people buy things. man the fuck up and make that fuckin noose.
the fact you haven't just proves you don't really want to an hero.
>>672282526
After rock bottom is the best place to start. You just hit it OP with this shit tonight. Have a long think in bed tonight. Get on tinder. Get laid find purpose. What else is bothering you right now OP?
Op here I'm out of the car. Light headed as fuck. Thanks for everyone who was tryna save me
>>672282965
I'm not wasting my Saturday on this shit
>>672276376
>instantly regret it
How the fuck will that work faggot?
>>672282637
Go to a therapist and get on fucking Xanax you double nigger. It will change your fucking life.
>>672283104
I can't I'm an ex drug addict
OP here. Played some cod. Just made me wana die again cause the game is so shit.
>>672283071
>implying you don't already waste it every day on this shithole
>>672283071
So you will waste it alone instead.
You'd think the next morning is bright and exuberant, but it's duller than usual. It takes a while to see any reason to live If there isn't an epiphany after a suicide attempt.
>>672283039
well op just stay out so i can have closure
>>672283104
This OP they actually make this drug for people like you. I tried benzos before and they turn even the shyest of people into outgoing clowns. Also opiates. If you're ready to kill yourself OP like really want to die, get back on the horse figuratively, and try to do something on it this time. At least go out that way trying. If you're fucked up w anxiety like me, I decided to kick sobriety cause I can't fucking function sober. Some people like you and me just have to do what we have to do.
let this thread die already for fucks sake
>>672283258
Cop illegally. Therapist shop and tell them you tried to kill self because of debilitating anxiety.
if you really wanna do it get in the tub and drop ur toaster in with you. anything with a heating element that draws a good amount of power
>>672279761
Add FPSF_Magics
>>672276684
shotgun to the head takes 1.27 minutes?
yeah your chart is bullshit
Why don't you just sit down with pen and pad and write. Don't do the same thing you've been doing, playing cod. Do something different that will make you take a closer look at yourself.
>>672283039
You need a thicker hose that one is too thin find something bigger and come back tomorrow
>>672283677
Sadly this is the most exciting thread in months on tum/b/lr
I just figured out why it didn't work. There was water in the hose... ,-.-
>>672283810
probably meant seconds
>>672283854
like sticking the handle of a mirror in your asshole and bending forward to look and talk into it at the reflection of yourself staring back at you and saying "i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me"
>>672284077
New thread toyotachan
>>672284077
Why don't you ju- oh wait.
>>672284077
ITS A SIGN BY GOD...
jk OP your lucky. now stop being a bitch, there are people in 10000x worse situations than you.
>>672283971
what about the thread with the autist that shits himself, and then that underage faggot blew it by messaging him on facebook
>>672283971
Because we are trying to make it exiciting. We need someone on 4chan to happen before we die out.
23, lives at home, ex addict, family has money. Were you just never included by your family? Do you have siblings? Did you stop doing stuff outside the house after high school?