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How was your day, /b/?
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>>672268686
it was okay I guess. how was yours crispy?
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Fake and gay
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>>672268960
Well I'm not Crispy (I'm the Crispman), but it was...okay today.
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its funny what people think is attractive
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>>672269136
you didn't label the thread right bro, I was expecting my nightly goddess crispy thread
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>>672269303
Thought I'd change it up a bit. Perhaps tomorrow night I'll use that, or later tonight if I'm still up after this 404's.
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>>672269625
I guess this is good enough
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It was meh, same old same old
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>>672269932
I cannot get over those eyes. If I look up one day and see a magazine cover about a successful fashion designer with large, marble-like eyes, I'll know this was all worth it.
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>>672269625
Is this still the same girl?
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>>672270458
That's a bit much...
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>>672270597
Yes.
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>>672270597
Yeah, pretty old picture of her though
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Should we do it?
Should we try and help her?
We had our part with Creepychan, and Crispy is nice looking, and has a clear mind on what she wants to do, so it could happen...
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>>672270482
I hope she gets far in life
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>>672270890
read the post above
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>>672270890
So far she got a bit high in that pic
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>>672270886
For now, let's just keep it light, like this. She's got plenty of followers on Insta, and she still has to actually get into the art school. I don't want things to overwhelm her while she's still taking care of business to get established.

>>672270890
same
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>>672271047
That would be nice. I think getting her followers would help her, which we are already doing
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Who is she
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>>672272336
Alterhacker, Crispy, google
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>>672272336
Crispy. Insta: alterhacker
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>>672271172
humor is always appreciated
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>>672269278
funnier when neckbeards believe themselves to be an authority on the subject
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Terrible. Got fired last night and drank because of it. Woke up and recommenced drinking. How was your day op
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>>672268960
shit.
>slept most of the day
>got dragged out of bed to eat lunch
>back to bed
tfw everything about you is shit
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A personal favorite. Apparently, she's only 4'11." Tiny woman.
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>>672273062
Pretty shit tbh. Got called out by my own mother for not having any friends or whatever. It's steadily getting more difficult just to talk to her. Worst part is when she expressed to my step-father that I stated I don't care for other people. She did NOT have to say that, especially with his birthday being tomorrow (well, today) now. So I got lectured for no reason other than her running her goddamned mouth AGAIN, like she always does.

Fuck...
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>>672273133
She's tiny and very light. Could easily be picked up
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>>672273507
Part of why, unlike the creeps, I wouldn't want to have sex with her. She's too delicate. I'd rather just hold her.
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>>672268686
Meh like everyother day for 3 years. Everyone told me I should take it easy stressing about findidng a job so I kinda did today. Watch Trailer Park Boys, Fuller House, and played some Far Cry 3.
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>>672273742
Well that's not fair to her. Short girls can have sex too you know
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>>672273960
Nice. Meanwhile, I've been putting in for work all over town. No one's called back, but I'm trying to stay optimistic.

>>672274080
ONLY if she gave me permission (hypothetical universe), and I'd be extremely gentle. Probably non-penetrative.
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>>672273507
A muffet cosplay would be pretty cool
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>>672273742
>unlike the creeps
>>672274287
>I'd be extremely gentle. Probably non-penetrative.
Sorry to break it to you, but wanting to just hold someone you don't know because they look delicate or fragile making you think they're not suited for sex is as much if not more creepy than simply wanting to fuck her.
Wanting to fuck someone you don't know, only due to how they look is perfectly normal, is in our nature, everyone does it.
Wanting to treat someone with too much care thinking they or their body couldn't handle the physical stress of being fucked on the onctrary is not normal.
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>>672273412
Ive dealt that my entire life with my dad. My mom only comforted me because of it but it only gets worse for me. My mom negated all the comfort by being an extreme alcoholic and because of it being worse than that, its always been more suffering than being loved by either of my parents.
My dads never supported my gaming habits and i developed severe apathy (like its truely bad,) because of him constantly yelling at me about.
"STUPID FUCKING KID! GET OFF THEM FUCKING GAMES. " Shit like that.
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>>672274805
It's not that I think she's 'incapable' of sex, rather, I see her as more of a delicate flower, and my sex drive is like a cotton-gin...with no brakes until I'm out of fuel. I'm in no mood to deflower this rising star.
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>>672274848
I can kind of relate. My mom likes to live in a sort of 'fantasy world' where everything is fine and A-OK, and if anything is "not" fine, well, it's the sufferer's fault/choice that they're in the situation in. She's the kind of person who would tell a person dying from cancer to "you have to make the choice to get better" while purposely with-holding the medicine they need. Worst part is, she comments on my dysfunction while ignoring the fact that she's at the center of it/the main CAUSE of my dysfunction.
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>>672274287
>those thighs
hhnnngg
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>>672275425
They call that the, "Absolute Zone."
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How old is she?
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>>672275386
So, she's sadistic? My moms more of a type where holds onto the past and strangely enough, my dad does to. Im slightly different. I utilize my past for wisdom and philosophy. Advise people not tk be a fuck up like me. Where i worked, i got to exercise that to the core. I'm also extremely introverted because of that.
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>>672275824
18
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>>672275947
She looks older to me for some reason.
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>>672276068
Really? I think she looks underage
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>>672275885
She's 'sadistic' in that she acts like she cares, but really doesn't, and it's evidenced by her inability to repeat more than half of what I say. She's even forgotten major events in my life that she herself participated in, paying no mind to the fact that such events had very significant impacts on my life, which are still being felt today and explain why my life is such shit. She'll do/say anything to avoid taking even an ounce of responsibility.

>>672276068
Oh? I thought younger. She takes good care of herself.
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>Je ne suis pas un robot
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>>672276226
On the note of your mom, i heavily relate to the forgetfulness. I can genuinely remember the things like my mom wanting to commit suicide, my dad hitting me, sleeping on the floor for the longest time, stuff like that. On the note of ghe girl in the pic, she actually looks like really 20's.
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>>672276724
My age specifically. I think its her taste in clothing and she looks more mature and more of my type actually.
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>>672276724
Ah. I wonder why older people forget things like this...
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My friend has Crispy on snapchat though she won't give me her handle. She mostly takes videos with her dog it seems
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>>672276933
Im only 22
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>>672277034
I will never understand snapchat...
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>>672277152
What's there to not understand? You take pictures or short videos and send them to people
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>>672277034
She is an animal-lover. I wonder if she's a vegetarian. I should totes ask her.

>>672277058
I'm...in my late 20s.
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>>672277398
Being a vegetarian would explain why she's as skinny as she is unless she has an eating disorder or something
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>>672277817
True. I mean, look at this size...
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>>672276226
She really does take good care of herself, her skin is the perfect shade and looks soft. I do worry about her eye circles however, lately they've been more noticeable, or maybe she's wearing less makeup. She still look perfect anyway
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>>672278286
That she does. I'm literally starting to fall for this woman, and other women who look a bit like her.
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>>672274287
So am I, but it's hard when you're in your late 20's still living at home trying to get yourself out though. Been laid off from a menial job since August because of Pathmark closing, the company I worked for had to cut down (they did business with them). So far I did busboy at a catering hall 4 times and never came back, shit sucks balls and it was on call shit. Been trying to find better job since I am a college grad. but no luck. Shit sucks lots of fucking ass.

tl;dr shitty situation.

>Would put Jim Lahey but I feel the need to contribute somewhere. Don't know who she is but here. Reminds me of Wynona Ryder for some reason, Lydia Deets from Beetle Juice. Is she like a new queen like Cracky Chan was for 05?
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>>672268686
Her eyes! They're so fucking huge... I just want to stare at them for a long time, see if my mind makes them grow or something. She's sorta cute, but her eyes are just distracting
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>>672278480
I know exactly what you mean. If it weren't for me being on-campus, I'd be right at my parents' house, just as I am during the Winter breaks. I really hope this year, I won't have to go back to their house.

>I did suggest she do a Deetz cosplay at one point. She's considering it, she says. Crispy, to me at least, is the new 'goddess' of /b/.
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Greasy
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>>672278731
Save a pic and stare at it from time to time. Not too long though, or you'll go blind.
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>>672278731
Her eyes are the best part
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>>672278480
This is Crispy right? Looks like an old picture
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Why is she so cute?
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>>672277398
Ill be back in 30 mi utes. Going to the liquor store. Ill post in your thread once i see this chick again
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>>672279056
I guess it is, I've see this chick posted here a few times. First time I've looked into it. She's very pretty and I hear she's 18 but she's too young for me though.
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>>672268686
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>>672279363
Okay, but I'll likely be gone by then. I usually go watch Star Trek or anime around this time.
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I love girls that looks like this but I prefer Nadia the trap lord as my queen.
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>>672272525
>Raven costume
>Junji Ito
>all dat Halloween
I think I'm in love with her.
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>>672279880
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>>672279511
I'll try to keep the thread up once you leave, per usual
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>>672280095
bueno
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Imagine going out somewhere and crossing paths with Crispy, what would that be like?
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Used to date a girl who looked like half crispy, half Allison Harvard. http://ghostpuke.tumblr.com/tagged/me
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>>672280487
Initially, I'd have to stop and do a double-take. Confirming it's her, I'd probably just look down and pretend not to notice her, but then realize that this isn't a dream (or think it is a dream, thus skyrocketing my confidence) and actually try talking to her. I'd let her know who I am, introduce myself, and use every bit of "how to talk to women the right way" advice I've ever gotten in my life. It's like meeting a shiny Mew or Abra in the wild: I'd do whatever it took NOT to screw it up.

>5,000 years of Chinese history in one phrase
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>>672280717
Oh, my...
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>>672280717
forgot pic
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>>672280929
She seems nice.
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>>672280723
Well she's off to new york soon so you know where you can meet her
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>>672281420
Right now, I only have eyes for Crispy. Sorry.
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>>672268686
>>672268991
>>672269136

dafuq is Kate Micucci doing o
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>>672281543
What? I am talking about crispy
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>>672281659
kek

>>672281674
Oh...OH, alright then.

>Mr. Parris, set a course for New York, maximum possible Warp.
>Engage.
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>>672281420
more info? actually living in nyc here
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To be honest, completely shit.

I feel so angry but yet depressed at the same time. Is there a name for that feeling?
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>>672282233
She's going off to college soon, she applied to a fashion school called FIT
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>>672282233
Don't. DON'T! For the love of god, don't!
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>>672282396
chill nothing wrong with wanting to meet her
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>>672280723
I don't know if I would talk to her but I'd try to hang around for as long as I could without looking like a stalker
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>>672282396
>>672282379
:^)
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>>672282745
Beta
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>>672282333
I don't know man but I stand with you
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>>672282333
it's called living
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>>672282977
Not denying that I know I'm pathetic
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>>672282941
>I lost before I even had a chance.
>Just like in every other aspect of life.
Just....just be kind to her. That's all I ask. Treat her with respect.

>GOTdammit...
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>>672268686
Don't know if you're the guy I told to talk to her awhile back. I messaged her this thread lmao she's kind of freaked out you guys are on straight stalker mode.
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>>672283190
Are you implying he's gonna date her just because he lives close to her school? That's not how it works
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>>672268686
>>672268686
Fucking shit, like most days. I'm stuck between being a nihilist and thus having no real positive outlook for my future. And really not wanting to die. (Why I'm a nihilist, what's the fucking if we all die someday?)

So I just sort lose more of my principles and value every passing day.

And it's just boring, and uneventful and I don't like drugs or alcohol and im's just 21 for Christ sake.

What am I to do?
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>>672283239
Shit, really? Okay, I'll tone it down for a few days....

>>672283314
He's at an advantage, what else can I think?
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>>672270597
Before she got graves'.
People like her eyes better now though.
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>>672283356
I'm kind of right with you there on the nihilist thing. I don't even know what keeps me going each day.
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>>672283314
>>672283458
Not true, she doesn't care, remember she told that guy to tell be she says hi the other day. Don't worry OP
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>>672283656
Oh...okay then. I'll still go a couple of nights without posting her though. I don't want /b/ to start hating her like they were last night.
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>>672275109
>sssssssssooooooo much cringe
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>>672283839
But she is.
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>>672283458
Says she deleting a lot of people from her Instagram especially new ones hope you don't get deleted bro.
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>>672283656
/b/ not 'be'. I'm retarded
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>>672279511
Hulu strangely has a lot of interesting animes. I wish it had hentai.
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>>672283190
>>672283314
Yeah I wish it worked that way, even if I ran into her at this FIT place it wouldn't mean anything. I work as a software engineer though, I thought I heard something about her being in infosec, so maybe it's somehow meant to be...
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>>672283817
Up to you OP, I do like your nightly Crispy threads but there's always gonna be haters
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>>672277955
we should crowdfund a donkey for her to ride around on
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>>672284074
They used to have some anime with a lot of fanservice like a year ago, but Sentai Filmworks is moving in with their censored crap. It's good anime, but c'mon...at least let me get a nipple. Funimation and Aniplex are cool, because they let it all hang out.

>>672284090
This does not put my mind at ease.

>>672284094
Thanks. But, if it's bothering her, I'll stop for a while.
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>>672282745
Video link?
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>>672268686
>
>well, she's cute. Not my type cause
>I only date bright eyed women
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>but I would have a lot of fun with her
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>be me
>with my family at our usual family dinner
>my father and I talk about baseball, we both love the ducking game
>mom and sister are trying to cook, both are amazing Chiefs
>after dinner, we watch our favorite show, breaking bad
>go off to sleep, mother and father both say they love me and wish me goodnight
>then I wake up
>be addicted to painkillers ever since senior year
>living currently in a shitty project on LA
>family have disowned me because of addiction, last thing I remember them saying
>"go try to do something with your life for once"

This was last year, I'm still addicted, I have to use everyday so I don't get sick. I can't look at myself in the mirror, I've lost everything and everyone. I am completely alone and it's all my fault. Today I finally worked up the courage to decide that life is no longer worth living. Going to OD this weekend hopefully:)
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>>672284305
I am very specific with which anime i watch. I judge a book by its cover. .. REALLY FUCKING HARD.
>pic semi unrelated but it's what i grabbed
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>>672284305
She's ok with it, we are helping her achieve her dream of success here
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>>672284654
>but I would have a lot of fun with her
うるせ!!
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>>672275109
tips fedora
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Alright, time for some 'Trek. Remember to be kind to each other (and especially her) and don't kill people.

>no sign of Gouge-Man or Waifu-Snatcher tonight
>tonight was a good night
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>>672284691
Thats your fault dude. Your patents love you but obviously want you to get off that shit. I've hated both of my sisters because of their heroin addiction and me and my mom got stuck 3 years raising my oldest niece and i was dealing with my moms alcohlism, my dad being on cocaine and constantly yelling at me, and being in school being a near complete failure and having little to no friends. Get on my level faggot and im only a slight alcoholic and im going to training for a job first thing monday.
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>>672284958
See you next time then, seems like changing the title of the thread worked for you
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I'm currently getting drunk off this. How do you think my fucking day was? Can barely manage more than a couple hours sleep every night, I have to force myself to eat because even though I don't feel hungry I know I am. On the plus side I never drink alone anymore, shit rattling in the closet keeps me company most nights.

tl;dr fuck you
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Drove 200km to see the girlfriend, about a 2 hour drive, she bitched out about an hour into the date, left to go home
Played vidya and did school work
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>>672285172
I only drink alone because pic related
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literally Elizabeth incarnate
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>>672285139
standing in line for the dole is not a job
neither is getting on a stage and rapping about "sphaggetti"
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>>672285367
Crispy should add her to her cosplay list
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>>672285242
Shes obviously not worth it if shes going to waste your time. At least imo. I absolutely hate my time being wasted because i could've done something productive like studying more about a few of my passions.
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>>672283964
no shit
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>>672285242
She sounds selfish, you deserve better than that bro
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>>672285481
I kekd a little. What the fuck is a dole for a job? You a euroshit ot something? And coincidentally, i actually play the guitar. Specifically, metal and classical music. Classical romantic era on the piano.
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>>672285530
your own comment convinced me to hate your comment
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>>672285367
Crispy:
>Black hair
>Brown eyes
>Aspiring fashion designer
>18/19
Elizabeth:
>Brown hair
>Blue eyes
>Inter-dimensional traveler (less cool Ciri)
>20
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>>672285530
>>672285735
Combine with the fact that its always me going out to see her rather than her coming to see me, yeah its really feeling like a waste of time
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>>672285795
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>>672285242
What do you mean she bitched out? Like she just got an attitude and left? I'm not sure I completely understand what you're saying.

That said, if a woman wants to be a bitch about stupid shit let her be a bitch about stupid shit some other man does, you're better than that..I hope anyway.
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>>672268686
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>>672285931
She was singing to a song, got too loud so I told her to quite down a little, then she got all moppy and depressed
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>>672285895
No, that's what it is. Shes an incompetent little shit who probably has a dead end job or has "daddy" or you pay for everything. Probably college dropout.
Tl;dr a basic bitch

In my area, 75% of women are that.
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>>672268686
larkinloveskid.ddl
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>>672286117
. ?
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>>672286231
tldr: She screamed in my ear, I told her to stop, she started crying
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>>672268686
thanks /b/ my day was great how was Yours OP and /b/ ?
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>>672286197
The only similarity is the haircut
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>>672286231
22 slight alcohlic anon here, shes a women who overreacts like a spoiled child. Just off that small info, its quite apparent. Doesnt happen here but ive seen it alot
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>>672268686
<3
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>>672286429
How the hell do you have so many pics of this girl?
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>>672286117
Yea fuck her man you can do better. If she wants to get all butthurt about some stupid shit she's just not worth the time and money to get your dick wet. How old are you two though? Sounds like some pretty childish shit to me.
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>>672286357
Wow thats retarded, she is always like that ?
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>>672285767
>trying to make small talk on /b/
no one gives a shit about you playing guitar bud
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>>672286687
K, go apply kill to self now nigger
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>>672286429
also
>eyes
>complection
>want for daddy love
>tits in progress
It's like your baiting me....fuck yu
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>>672286619
Pretty much, say one bad thing and she gets all depressed about it

>>672286618
I'm 24, shes 18, so a bit of a difference
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>>672286117
>cant tell which one of you is a bigger retard
i mean all this shit that she does sounds stupid
but you drive 2 hours to see her sooooo
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Does anyone even know where crispy lives? Like state and shit
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>>672286839
Its worth it anon ?
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>>672286818
She has a good relationship with her dad
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Papa OP said to be kind!
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>>672286839
Fuck, anon, I'm living the same damn thing right now only I'm 22 and she's 19. She already drives me insane with this immature princess shit, I can't even imagine a 6 year difference
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>>672286852
>>672286960
Well it was really good at the start, but its turning shit now
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>>672286569
Some anon made a folder with all her pictures some time ago
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>>672286839
>shes 18
it all makes sense now
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>>672286970
she calls me daddy every night. So yeah is good.
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>>672273742
lol "too delicate," awkward as fuck

I'm 6'6" 220lbs, my girlfriend is 4'9" and 90lbs and the worst case sex is her getting a bellyache for a few minutes afterwards.

Even when we want to go rough, worst case scenario is her getting a bellyache from hitting her abdominal wall

You ain't gonna fucking hurt a girl with sex unless you're clumsy as fuck or actively trying to
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Kind of meh, but kind of ok at the same time.
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>>672286839
Anon, you fuck 18 year olds, you don't fucking date them. What is wrong with you?
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https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/m4w/5477158519.html
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>>672287068
She is not the right one, talk to her about it o break up with her
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>>672287174
>nastiest thing in whole thread
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>>672286947
San Diego, California, but she's about to move to NY soon

>>672286569
Not him, but https://mega.nz#F!cR5mmB5Z!sIfD77xMpemRwiG9sK8uAQ
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>>672287294
"5'9" kek
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>>672287068
I think it's time to break it up, she's not mature enough for a relationship and you will feel much better without the stress she adds to your life
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>>672287344
you can check the catalog for trap threds fagit.
>being in this thread
go hoam boi or contribute
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>>672287223
It was good at the start, she actually seemed interested in my games, my career really everything about me, I was honestly expecting it to be a pump and dump

>>672287305
Yeah I know, last time I broke up with a girl I didnt get laid for over a year, so the next year is looking bright then

>>672287497
Yeah I will be soon, no point stressing out pretty much all the time
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Tough. A bunch of set backs and a life time of failures is adding up.
I'm gonna keep at it, but I am tired of trying.
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>>672287497
>this
also with all the money/time you'll have you can easily get new girls/tools/drugs/drugs/instruments/a better car/body mods fur ur car/nitro
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>>672287617
She was probably more interested in the things you could do for her to be perfectly honest here.
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>>672287568
shitpost
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>>672287631
I believe in you anon
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I am a misogynist but every time I look at her I stop hating women for a moment.
If she acts the way she looks, she must be the sweetest and nicest girl ever and I feel sad that she will never talk to me.
I wanna feel loved by her.

I am going to kill myself one day.
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>>672288205
You can talk to her online you know, plenty of us do
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>>672287617
Shit like that happen, first they act nice to appeal to you but then time passes and they act totally diferent
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>>672288275
If that's true then none of us will ever be her friend. This just gets more depressing every time.
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>>672287497
"Yeah cause we know all about having relationships, right guys?"
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>>672288205
become an hero or do it. but on the real looks and how some one acts has nothing to do with one another.
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>>672288205
this>>672288275

this girl isnt stupid. she knows whats going on. she knows about 4chan and that shes being drooled over here. Thats why she said to say hi
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>>672288476
She's nice and responds to those who message her, that could lead to friendship
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>>672287617
>>672288453
So I just dumped her, I'm going to go get wasted, I guess we'll see if it was the right choice
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>>672281907
Great... now when my roomie's kid watches the Powerpuff Girls, I'm gonna' feel funny in my naughty parts.
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>>672288189
Thanks buddy
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>>672268686
god damn youre pretty. do you have a penis? im gay so that would be awesome
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>>672288627
I hope it is anon, you will be fine without a kid to look after
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>>672288627
it's for the best, keep your head up man
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>>672288497
>2016
>still believing /b/ is nothing but fatass neckbeards much like yourself
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>>672268686
>How was your day, /b/?

Good, thank you!

>now show cock. we know it's coming.
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>>672288532
you can see she's pretty sweet if you check her twitter, even if too weeby for my tastes
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>>672288497
>implying that a "relationship" with some whinny bitch that lives an hour away and is literally retarded is somehow better than this
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>>672288996
OP is not Crispy
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>>672289005
This, just taking a peek at her last conversations with other people on twitter you'll see they kind of person she is.
One might say she's just being nice, but people don't normally go out of their way on twitter just to comment on someone else's tweet about their life like she does.
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>>672290337
Crispy is a gift; she's both beautiful and kind. The kind of person who deserves to be successful
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what the fuck
you look like a fucking doll
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Made out for the first time, it was pretty great
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>>672291425
Congrats, how far did you go?
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Was alright.

Thanks bro.
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>>672291476
We were watching a movie together, she slowly moved her hand closer and closer to my groin and eventually i slid mine down her pants, she wasn't yet comfortable with me going past her underwear so i didn't, then we kissed intensely and touched eachother all over for about 10 minutes and then we finished the movie
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what exactly is this thread? are we legit just talking about how our days went?
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>>672292387
yeah mate care to share yours?
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>>672292387
Either talk about Crispy or your day. It's a comfy thread
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>>672292743
I woke up at 3 pm and I can't stop farting.
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>>672292873
That's nice
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oh well my day went swell, right now I'm staying up with my Bros thinking about when we were retarded kids. let me tell you that I was not the brightest of the bulbs, but you could bet I could keep a smile on your face
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oh and how do you do the little red numbers. haven't been on here in ages.
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>>672292034
You sound very underaged.
And for once, is not intended as an offence and to leave.

>>672292873
Go see a doctor, or store all the farts in a jar to use it at the right time against burglars or to prank friends, which ever works best for you.
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>>672293137
>how do you do the little red numbers
the what
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>>672268686
Fuck off with this crispy shit. It's creepy, it's pathetic, and you're only digging yourself deeper. Get off 4chan. Get offline. Experience the world, its people. Stop worrying about life, live it. Stop worrying about people's opinions of you, just be yourself. Most people aren't going to give a rats ass, thst's why you do it for you. Work hard, just so you csn say you pushed yourself hard today. Plsy hard, so you csn say to yoyrself tgst you had fun. Try new things so you can say thst you learned something. Grow up. Never stop growing up, growing out, growing as a person. Do something stupid! Change careers, buy a motorcycle, go backpacking in Peru, fuck man... There's a whole planet out there to explore.
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the post number to reply to someone. yeah I really don't know what the hell I'm doing
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>>672293447
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>>672293474
Just click on it mate.
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>>672268686
just okay but thinking about going back to university on monday is just awful. what are the odds of meeting my fucking enemy 3 times a week ffs. The least person i wanna meet and he keeps poping everywhere i go that faggot. thats it i am wearing a mask and a fake glass to stay anonymous
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>>672293474
Just click on the number of their post, pic related.
Shit anon, how long has it been?
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>>672293721
well holy fuck, you are a real treat. most people on here have been calling me a fucking retard. thanks friend
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>>672293987
since I was 12.
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>>672294180
last I remember moot left, so I left.
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forced meme is of the newfags
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It was nice while it lasted
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hey guys it's the anon who just found out how to quick reply and I just might make myself a regular of this place. what are some other boards to browse that isn't /pol/
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Fucking stupid tranny
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>>672294915
All good things come to an end. Hopefully tomorrow's thread is good like this one was at first
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>>672295197
It won't be hahaha hahaha neckbeard
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>>672294915
who are you?
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>>672294923
And I only just fell in love with her yesterday.
Any way I could get all of her pics?
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>>672295566
>>672295197
wrong post
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>>672285330
I always drink alone because I don't have any friends...
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>>672295566
so are you like some hardcore fan of her
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>>672295566
Read the thread and you'll find more of her info but if you're not up for that just know her instagram is Alterhacker
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>>672295804
thank you
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>>672293147
I'm 16 and inexperienced
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>invited to two parties
>ex who I can't get over at one
>current hook ups at other
>couldn't decide
>got drunk home alone
>be very mad at self
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>>672295804
Yeah, I know. I have like 80+ pics already
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>>672295566
>Any way I could get all of her pics?
Look up here >>672287407
If i'm not mistaken, that mega folder gets updated quite often, but i have no idea who does so
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>woke up
>no food in house
>go to supermarket
>get stoned
>cry
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>>672296356
mega.nz/#F!cR5mmB5Z!sIfD77xMpemRwiG9sK8uAQ
More pictures not in the folder appear here and there so check the threads from time to time. The owner updates it when she posts a new pic on her IG
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newfags
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>>672296575
>>672296439
Oh, I didn't see that. Thanks
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>>672296188
im still laughing at this please more like this x'''DD
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I can't help but immagine her bobbing her head back and forth while sucking a cock.
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CRISPYFAGS KILL YOURSELF PLEASE
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>>672299200
You're late, but nice dubs
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>>672290337
What's her twitter?
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>>672299785
taeko_ludenberg
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>>672299984
Thanks
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Crispy your fucking spooky
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Very very frightening
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what's her tumblr? or where do you guys get the pictures?
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>>672302544
Try and skim the thread next time but here >>672296575
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