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Wow this looks worse than I thought. Fuck these cunts for trying to ruin Ghostbusters!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ugHP-yZXw
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>>672111540
Besides the black woman, I actually don't mind this. It looks decent, even if there's no way they could have ever gotten it as good as the original. But fuck whoever they got to play the black woman. She's just awful.
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>>672112953
It's hard to train apes, they had to get a black woman instead.
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>>672111540
still gonna rake in 100 million opening weekend, cry more faggot.
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>>672113520
I don't care how much it makes fuckwit
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>>672111540

you probably dont know shit about cinema or parapsychology so I doubt you deserve to comment on this or the original.
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Ghost busters already sucked, can't suck that much worse
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>>672114097
Righto
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I logged in and voted it down. It should be a movement like the Fine Bros backlash.
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>>672111540
They are just using the Ghostbuster franchise to push a shitty slap stick girls night out flick. It's a complete departure from comedic styling of the original.

EWWW I GOT GOO IN MY VAGINA
IMA SLAP THE PAIN OUTAYA

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not someone that thinks that you have to put the original on some alter and try to mimic it to a t, but this is just mediocre comedy wrapped up in a franchise that they think will sell.

HAROLD RAMIS IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
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>>672111540
Honestly, I was hoping they were a little hotter.. They just look like SJW and femenists. Now I can't wear a ghostbusters shirt without people asking me if its the 80's GB's or 2016. These chicks better be funny, which means I'm asking for too much.
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>>672111540
Hollywood being Hollywood.
>Remake a nearly flawless movie that's beloved by audience
>Throw a bunch of chicks in there to check the diversity box this year
>half-assed jokes we've seen before and making a product nobody actually needs

Business as usual
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>>672114844
Did you watch the trailer? If that's the best they got to try and convince people it'll be funny then its going to be terrible.
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>>672111540
The giant stereotypical nigger will probably end up being the star of the movie because they won't wanna offend anyone.
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>>672111540
It's... Not as bad as I was expecting, I mean I was expecting an absolute fucking trainwreck, but if you take out the anger of them using a beloved franchise like this, it manages to be mediocre, Atleast from what they've shown so far.
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>>672111540
It's a shitty remake that changes to humour style of the original to "appeal to a broader audience", and gender-swapped the characters to pander to the progressive Left.

I've never hated to say "called it" more than I do now.
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Yeah, I saw the trailer. Made me respect women even less than I do now, which is very little to begin with. OG Ghostbusters was a gem, this is utter feminism PC bullshit malarkey.
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>>672112953
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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you guys are only hating on it because its challenging your world view, i hate feminist too, but this didn't look bad, the people who make trailers are not the same as the people who made the movie, a lot of these jokes are out of context, they might work better in context, jesus you guys are autists.
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Leslie Jones (Giant Nigress) is a horrible, aweful, shitty stand up comic. She debuted on another shitty black comics stand up show. All she did was sweat profusely and complain about pretty girls and how they have it easy and complain how ugly she was, constantly sweating. Not many laughs were had. I think the show got cancelled since it was all shitty black comics
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>>672116040
No, just hating on it because it looks shitty. If it was good, like if I was laughing through the trailer, then I would like it.
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>>672114968
my night has been made
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>>672116040
Exactly how is saying a shitty looking slapstick comedy looks shitty me reacting to "having my worldview challenge"?
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>>672115352
Everyone will be extremely nice to her and pretend her face doesn't resemble a ducks anus on steroids, so they can appear 'enlightened'
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>>672116288
right, if this didn't have ghost busters attached to it you'd say "its okay" but since it does you let your nostalgic autism over analyze every detail, the fucking things not even out and you've already deemed it shit.
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>>672112953
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>>672116040
What fucking degenerate scum. GTFO FAGGOTS.
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>>672116455
No, I watched the trailer and didn't laugh. I was actually thinking it could be good when I first heard about it, because the main guy writing has done some decent stuff. It just looks like shit.
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>>672112953
>>672113345
The edge is real
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>>672116553

You said it buddy!
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Movies like this make me want to never stop raping bitches.
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>>672116580

Eh, it looks OK. Not amazing, but ok.

I'm just worried SJW's will praise it for being all females despite its contents, in the same way that neckbeards will say it sucks because it's all females also despite its actual content.

It's not like Ghostbusters 2 was really a work of art either. (Hehe see what I did there guyse?)
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>>672117013
Vigo is pleased with your joke.
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>>672115843
>gender-swapped the characters to pander to the progressive Left.
Honestly, I think they gender swapped because a couple of these women were getting popular, so they wanted to put them in a movie together. They were already thinking about Ghostbusters, so they figured... "Perfect!"
They were wrong.

The problem is, we don't have any comedians today on the same level as Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray. We don't have anyone who can play a straight man like Harold Ramis.
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>Shitty remake.
>They're ruining it by making the main cast all women!
>Trying to make it seem like you're not just butthurt.
>Second thread in an hour.

Yeah, no, kill yourself.
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>>672117359
Chinese soldiers, but why?
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>>672117584
It's just a shitty looking comedy, no one's really claiming otherwise. And some people here (myself included) may not have seen the other thread.

I'll do it later.
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>>672111540
its more of the politically correct bullshit that starts in Washington DC and ends by destroying Hollywood
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>mfw hollywood is promoting feminism
>mfw i can't even
>mfw
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Wow good on Emma Stone for passing on this turd. I bet she took one look at the script and got as far away from it as possible.

It also makes sense now why it took them so long to convince Murray and Aykroyd to do the cameo. I'm sure they had to offer them troves of jew gold to get them to touch this abomination.
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>>672117891
I understand now
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>>672114844
Generic lesbian 1-4
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They're gonna mention the fact that they are women a lot, I guarantee it.
They're gonna call the fat chick beautiful at least once, I guarantee it.
One of the four is gonna have the line "let's go, girls!" at one point in the movie, I guarantee it.
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>>672117847
That was a good movie though
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>>672111540
so im supposed to be able to fap to an emaciated jennifer anniston, an ooga booga troll, a fat feminazi lookin cunt, and a dyke? The fuck were they thinking?
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>>672117584
What a fucking beta.
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>>672117876
Welcome to the 21st century.
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It's like a Rob Schneider movie, just another bunch of SNL people thinking they can make movies instead of staying on the show. So few SNL alum can make movies... I reaaaaly don't know why they keep trying. Some people must love this lowbrow shit though.
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is it time for the two minute hate yet again?
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I don't like gender being used as a gimmick. This is perfect: they've created a movie beyond reproach. If anyone criticizes it, they're instantly sexist. Nevermind that the jokes fell flat, the Ecto-1 looks even more dated than the original, the premise is absurd and they rely on slap gags--nevermind all of that. If the movie fails--it's not their fault for making a bad movie, it's the fault of the patriarchy for being sexist. There's no universe in which this movie could be criticized without the specter of "sexism" looming in the minds of people who defend it. It's the perfect alibi for failure. - Maddox
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>>672111540
I don't think they understand what the phrase take human form means.
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>>672114690
Yeah, I never leave comments or bother liking to dislike something. But this.... this made me login to dislike it.
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>>672118416
underraped feminist.
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>>672118585
He feels it too, doesn't he?
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>>672111540
At least they had the good sense not to try passing that gorilla off as a scientist.
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>>672118638
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>>672111540
WHERE THE FUCK IS EMMA STONE
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>>672114844
Women aren't funny. The just aren't. The only way amy schumer has any degree of success is because she talks like a slut and comedy central is trying to cash in on the sex factor to push a new female comic into the public eye.

women care too much about their appearance, the shit they buy, and gossiping to relate comedy to an audience of men.

This is going to be trash. The only way this will remotely appeal to men is if there's a super slut one that makes jokes about the ectoplasm being cum. And sexually harassing the shit out of one of the other characters in this regard.
Women just aren't funny.
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>>672111540
Fucking hell, I went in for a couple of sets of the O'Riginals Sterling 23 glasses on indiegogo, now this blonde cunt is wearing them.

What a waste.
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>>672111540
the only thought i had in my mind during the whole video was "mumbled ebonics" then when the black 1 finally spoke i lold. worst trailer ever otherwise.
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>>672118274
>If anyone criticizes it, they're instantly sexist.

Kinda like when blacks remade Annie, The Nutty Professor, The Wiz, Steel Magnolias, Death at a Funeral, The Karate Kid, etc, etc, etc.

Don't like it? You're a racist!

That being said, all these movies are making money so the production companies are going to keep churning them out. Year after year after year after year.
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>>672118883
She passed when she realized it was going to be garbage. If you're passing on a big budget summer movie with a pedigree like Ghostbusters then you know the script had to be shit. The trailer just confirms it.
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1st time seeing more dislikes than likes for a trailer. Rightfully so. They took our cult classic and made a fucking chicken flick. Some remakes just don't deserve this shit
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Honestly, other than King Gorilla, it wasn't that bad, I was expecting a lot worse.

It's not going to be amazing, but fuck, it didn't look as awful as it could have.
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Nutty Professor was half-decent, but Eddie Murphy was definitely on the downswing at that point.

All the other movies you listed were shit, though, I agree.
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>>672111540

I have nothing against the casting choices, all women, all men I really don't care, but the writing seems bad.

Don't forget GhostBusters 2 was also kind of shit, so I guess you can't have a good GhostBusters sequel.
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>>672116661
*Drumpf
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>>672111540
did they even watch ghostbusters 1?
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>>672118883
She would have been great.
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>>672117847
Star Wast 7 was good tho and was a record braking smash it, 1000x better than the prequels.

Lucas Killed Star Wars in the early 2000s, Disney surprisingly revived it.
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>>672119510
I don't get this picture.

I thought the left liked gays and supported LGBT causes.
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>>672114742
THIS
REEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>672111540
>Fuck these cunts for trying to ruin Ghostbusters!

They don't own the Ghostbusters franchise. They were picked to play these parts, they are not trying to ruin anything. You can blame Bill Fucking Murry for ruining Ghostbusters, It was his fucking idea.
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>>672119545
My thoughts exactly; Winston wasn't a fucking scientist. Ray was barely one too.

The moment it was obvious no one on the staff cared.
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>>672119545
I know. Real fans of this are calling them out on this. Can't even fact check the words within the first 10 seconds.
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>>672111540
Where is the comedy?.
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>>672119545
Wasn't Rick Moranis's character some kind of scientist?
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Next stop on the PC train, 24.
Fox is rebooting the series with a nigger lead.
Pairing said nigger up with a chick, who I'm sure will be white. Continuing the Jew/Cuck theories. All the while missing the point the white people watched 24 because they liked seeing ethnic people being tortured and killed.

Instead of embracing that for a reboot, they give us Black Bower.
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>>672119764
Off topic, but the left only likes groups they can use as tools to further their own agendas.
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>>672119870
see
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>>672119402
The second one was at least in the same vain as the first and still decently funny. This reminds me of the MIB alien. Its n abomination hiding in the skin of another movie. A mediocre slapstick girls night out flick with ghostbusters set design. Thery're pushing a poorly written low-bro garbage hoping the name will sell it.
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>>672119870
No, he was an office worker in the first movie I believe.
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Women can do almost anything a man can do, but they just do it as well. This doesn't look funny at all but it will still make money because people like shit.
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>>672119402
Exactly. Harold Ramis and Dan Ackroyd couldn't pull it off at the top of their game. Katie Dippold's a nobody and Paul Feig hasn't made anything decent since Freaks and Geeks. This movie was doomed from the start, riding in on the coattails of the nostalgia generated by Jurassic World and The Force Awakens.
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>>672119764
Drumpf
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>>672111540
> implying Ghostbusters was any good in the first place

The whole Ghosbusters series of movies fucking suck anyway.
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>>672119797
Was it his idea to make it all women.

If you look at the practicality of this movie, were it real life. I find it really hard that women would actually chase down ghosts. Even in the original movie the dudes where getting scared shitless every few seconds. This is also akin to pest-control, but way fucking scarier. Women don't fill jobs for plumbing, landscaping, construction, and other manual labor and gross or dangerous shit.

This is a bunch of sjw stereotype fangirls playing heroes.
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>>672119931
Yeah.

Of course, that doesn't explain what message that picture is trying to send. Perhaps it was created by one of those "tools" you speak of. Like this shit movie we're talking about, for instance.
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>>672111540
Hmm... I'm noticing something.
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>>672120011
It was ok but was still shitty

Ghostbusters should have been a single film, so this movie being shit is nothing new as the other sequel was also shit.
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I WOULD HAVE RATHER SEEN SETH ROGAN AND JAMES FRANCO TURN THE GHOSTBUSTERS INTO SOME STONER COMEDY CIRCLE JERK THAN THIS ABORTION.

TRIGGERED
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>>672115352
It might have been okish if it wasnt for her. All she does is scream and shriek at the camera and she looks like the marshmallow man.......
>if you burnt it.......
>and then it got attacked by hornets
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>>672119966
Rick moranis played Louis.

If winston has a cameo maybe they explain he went on to get an online degree in the movie.
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>>672120011
This is what I don't understand. There are women that could pull this reboot off if given a decent script to work with. All they would have had to do is throw some good money at it with some good writing and better actors this movie could have made a killing. The first one was the most expensive comedy ever made when it came out, and that effort showed. I don't see how you could do less with a reboot of a classic and expect anyone to like it.
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>>672111540

Hey Sony marketing. Good to see you're still working so late.

About how much do they pay you to shit post these topics online?
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>>672120437
Honestly that would have been just as bad.
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>>672120445
lol
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>>672118077
they´re gonna stare at cris halmsworth while he is doing something looking hot
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>>672120437
this is the only way this movie would have made less money
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>>672120656
I bet her first sight of ghost is gonna maker her say AWW HELL NAW!
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I'd fuck the shit out of Kristen Wig.
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>>672119545
They couldn't even bother to look at the plot on imdb.
>Three former parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service.
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>>672120437
trying to add slapstick to Ghostbusters no matter the cast is a bad idea.

Everyone is blaming the female cast when the real people we should be blaming are the writers.
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>>672111540
someone post the one with the kid in the hospital who wanted to see the ghostbusters and got these bitches
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>>672120767
kek.

that's probably true.
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>>672120767
She says AWW HELL NAW in the trailer. The bitch will probably win an oscar
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>>672120845
They basically stole all their plot points from the cheezy cartoon, the poltergeisting, the ghost that literally looks like their ghostbusting logo, etc.
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Surely we can do something about this. The sjw should be able to be manipulated into attacking this film.

Just compare the African character in the original to the one in this film. She's a nigger characature rascist all the way.
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>>672120656
the star wars guy looks relatively normal, albeit he does have a more gorilla look that most other blacks i've seen in LA.

But they went out of their way to find the worst stereotype they could. she's tall, like straight out of the amazon tall, and she's heavy so she really really looks like a gorilla.
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>>672120376
i huehuehue'd
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>>672111540
Trying? Pretty sure just this films existence is the final nail in the franchises coffin.
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>>672120845
This. It's so clear that this film is a lazy nostalgia-dollar grab.
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>>672119510
>LE forced meme from current year man
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>>672120951
Well that's that then, what little hope for he- Pffft... yeah I had no hope for any of them, but yeah its dead.
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>>672121070
Exactly

the writers are at fault here.
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>>672121166
Drumpf
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>companies produce literal garbage that the masses consume because of shit taste or the take-over of trying not to be 'offensive'
Gee fucking whiz who wouldda though.
Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>672121166
It will never not be the current year.
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I might actually watch ghostbusters this time around. Never watched the originals, and I'd say replacing the characters with women (and a woman of color, to boot), makes it pretty watchable and the kind of representational progress we need. After all, changing well known characters is an easier way to promote diversity in the film industry than creating new franchises that may or may not pick up at all. All you conservatards need to keep crying.
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>>672120845
>implying writers have any say about what ends up onscreen.
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that fat lady, I've watch at least 5 films she was in.
she's so boring and annoying.
Kristen Wigg is alright.
the dyke is not bad for a sidekick.
no words for the giant gorilla.
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>>672121082
yeah, she's the epitome of what racist and stereotyping people think of.
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>>672120437
Id watch that
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>>672120388
Yea it wasn't great.

>>672120497
It was doomed from the start. It obviously had a terrible script from the beginning and never improved from there. Emma Stone turned it down. Apparently it was a real struggle to get Murray to cameo because he probably didn't want to touch it with a ten foot pole till they threw enough money at him till he didn't give a fuck if the writing was terrible. Maybe it was really beating a dead horse to death at this point if Aykroyd couldn't even write anything half decent.
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>>672121308
Gang rapes are just part of Muslim culture. We should be more open to different views on sexuality.
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>>672121313
Literally the weakest effort I've seen in a while.
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>>672121313
this... this is bait right?

because i'm highly liberal, but even I'm fucking rolling my eyes over this shit. our pc culture has begun to cross the line with this.
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>>672121195
Aren't the writers also feminists who wrote the script around the feminist agenda with female lead as the only thing in mind going in, so isn't the feminist agenda still to blame?
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>>672121319
pretty sure you don't know what the writers do, they have more say in what happens than the cast.

in any given movie the writers and directors work together to make the script than film it.

you think the writers write the scrips and the directer tosses it and says "alright we are going to improvise this shit!"?
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>>672121526
Don't know who the writers are but it's still their fault more than the actors.
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So when exactly will our economy/government collapse so we can start a new cycle? This is reaching critical mass of garbage and I want out.
>shit entertainment industry
>Europe buttfucked by refugees
>memes literally ruining the presidential election
>3rd wave feminism and STILL transdemispecialsnowflake gender garbage
Purge when?
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Its pretty much the same move. Same library scene....same ending...though apparently this time instead of a keymaster they ahve a gate keeper (thor or the other one?).

Akroyd's idea largely apparently. Likes/needs money, hudson vocal about it being a bad idea.

Biggest problem for me is the effects...when the original came out the effects were a mix of kooky and cutting edge. Now the new effects just look crap....i can see loads of weird ghosts walking as round but it doesnt have the awe or novelty factor it did the mid 80s. Why do they need guns? I genuinely think they have decided that audiences dont have the patience to sit through more than one 'trapping' scene....for shame.
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>>672121783
lmfao.
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>>672121645

pretty sure you've never been paid to write anything.

you'd be surprised how many asinine changes writers are asked to make by production companies during rewrites.

but that's not important right now. the point is that the people funding the movie decide what ends up on screen. not the director. certainly not the writers.
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>>672121783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMCaxL7YRj0
That reminds me of the first trailer for the official film.
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>>672121783
That kid is pointing at them like "wait wtf these aren't the real ghostbusters"
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>>672121783
I"d be praying for some one to pull the plug.
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I'd pay good money to see Kristen Wiig and that blonde dyke go to town on each other.
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>>672118885
Shit dude, you sound retarded. Obviously there are loads of women who are funny. If you are smart, have quick wit, loads of experience in comedy and understand that selling humour is a science as much as it is an art, it doesn't matter if you have a cock or not. I'm not even an SJW or anything I'm just not an idiot.
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>>672121783
>wake me up
>*can't wake up*
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>>672122396
name 3
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>>672119870
He was an accountant.
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>>672122508
I've been waiting for a reason to use this
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>>672120792
First intelligent post in this thread.
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>>672122617
He seemed like the kind of guy who would have a doctorate in the account sciences, though.
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>>672121509
Friendly reminder that going out of your way to point out bait is equivalent to getting baited :^)
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>>672123010
Women's lib
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>>672121340

Could not think of a forth guy.
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>>672121099
Do nine of you fucks understand that the black chick is a series regular on SNL? she's not just some unknown they found while holding auditions. Ghostbusters was created by SNL people and this new one has 3 SNL comedians on it. How is this not widely understood?
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God damn even reddit is panning it. If that den of SJWs and beta orbiter white knights doesn't like it then its doomed.
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>>672123266
>2016
>still watching SNL
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>>672123257
Tommy Chong
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>>672123257
HA HA HA HA HA! FUCKING AMAZING!
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>>672123126
Protip: An unnecessary friendly reminder is no different that going out of your way to point something out.
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look at all these chickens
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>>672123266
Because SNL hasn't been funny for years.
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>>672111540
Glad I watched the trailer. Now I know I am not going to waste my time seeing this piece of shit. In all fairness, though, I didn't give two shits about any of the other ghostbusters movies. They weren't funny at all. The fact that ghostbusters is treated like comedy gold is preposterous to me.
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>>672123266
Fuck you
Nice dubs
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>>672123257
haha nice. Probably danny mcbride if you're going for the typical Seth Rogen vehicle. Or the dude from Grandma's boy.
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>>672122396
No anon is right. Women are not funny.

Men develop a sense of humor when they are boys. They need it as a tool to court women and to protect themselves from bullying. Girls are not exposed to that, certainly not to the degree boys are, and never develop the quick wit. Humor also undermines their projected image as princesses and thus the sex appeal for those where princess-image is a factor. This is another impediment.

Source: I know this.
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>>672123257
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I don't understand, how can things ruin franchises? The originals are still the fucking same, stop complaining.
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>>672123415
You know all that information is easily available, you don't have to watch hours of SNL to understand how imdb works.
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>>672123266
She was only on SNL because a bunch of SJW faggots were bitching that there were no black women on SNL. She wasn't funny enough to succeed based on talent.
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Looks just like all the other Hollywood cash grab movies.
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>>672122560
Tiny Fey
Amy Poehler
Mindy Kaling
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>>672123663
Individual films aren't ruined by a bad sequel, but the overall series can be.
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>>672123663
because /b/ is full of angry man children, what do you not understand?
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>>672120011
Hollywood makes its money by lying to people, and the thing they lie about most of all is the "glamorous" nature of the movie business. Hollywood is a Jewish enclave, and as such is always, always, always about the money.

That sometimes some truly creative people get the chance to do something good isn't the goal or even the business model, it's sheer random chance.
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>>67211295

"Women" are human, the creature in the film is a negroid sow.
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>>672123774

Oh boy...
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>>672123804
>Le Jews own everything maymay
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>>672117338
To be honest if they had like, say, Bill Burr and Ron White plus Ben Stiller or some shit it probably could have been pretty funny. Oh well.
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>>672116597
It is also witty.
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>>672123439
Looks like another autismo bites :^)
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>>672123575
I know that you probably feel insightful, but that explanation is weak. I'll run with your thoughts regarding comedy being a learned behaviour, but you are telling us that ALL girls need to be princesses, and that's simply not true. Tomboys, little gay girls, or even normal kids who come from a really funny/witty set of parents grow up to be funny. Open your mind, anon.
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>>672123804
Its not sheer randomness, though, marketing goodness has proven extremely lucrative, so they capitalize on it whenever possible, they literally try to suck the goodness out of anything and sell it until there is nothing but a dried out husk.
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>>672118885
>>672122396
>>672123575
There are famous exceptions, but women are widely recognized as less funny than men (for social reasons, but that doesn't change the conclusion).

Here's an article from Vanity Fair years ago that talks a bit about why that happens.

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701
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>>672120281
Hey that's a great point. If they had cast a bunch of Mexican cleaning ladies that got into ghost busting this could have been hilarious.
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>>672124003
You honestly don't think these women are funny? They were writers and comedians long before they were actresses. Tiny Fey was head writer for SNL during some of its best seasons. She is extremely well respected in comedy circles and Hollywood circles, and most importantly, her shit makes people rich.

It's okay if you don't actually understand good comedy, but don't knock shit because you don't get shit.
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>>672124023
>It would have been funny if they had casted Ron White and Ben Stiller
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>>672124549
I'm not suggesting that women are MORE funny, or that there are even as many funny women as men. Anon was suggesting that it's impossible for women to be funny, and that's ludicrous.
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>>672124213
I just got with the flipside of the double bait reverse troll, though, my neurotic borderline personality friend
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>Nope
>Who?
>Fuck no
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The only one I like is Kristen Wiig, I cant fucking stand Melissa McCarthy. God she is tso fucking annoying.
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>>672120792
>>672121070

>>672124229
No I was specific that for those girls where the princess-image is in play, it's a factor. That's not all girls. The fat fucks and dykes can get farther along with a sense of humor, but they still don't have the need for it that boys do.
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>>672124246
My point wasn't that good things don't sometimes wander within the grasp of the spider - hell, there are victims lining up to throw themselves in the web - but that Hollywood has no understanding of what constitutes "goodness."

The only way Hollywood even recognizes "good" movies at all - to then suck the life out of them - is by how much money they make.

Again, because it's such an important point: the only way Hollywood knows whether something is "good" is by how much money it made. That's the alpha and omega, the only thing it knows, cares about, or can even see at all.
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Seriously this movie looks like fucking ass, i don't even know a single girl who has ever talked about ghost busters. It would have been fine if there were 2 girls and 2 guys but this shit just looks like it is going to bomb and put an end to ghost busters forever.... obvious fail is obvious....
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I really really hope this movie bombs..
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>>672125900
How much vague psuedo-intellectual bullshittery could you possibly cram into one post?
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>>672111540
>erin, no ones better at quantum physics than you
feynman diagram in the background showing a quark decaying into itself, radiating out a positron and antiquark.
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>>672126299
this isn't even his final form
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>>672118145
Why keep posting fake pictures...
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>>672126437
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Cant even read the top of the page
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>>672125900
What about reviews and awards, if money is all that matter, why did spotlight get so much attention?

Money is the ship they are sailing, but don't you think they try to use their influence steer it towards other agendas?
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>>672126437
http://translate.google.no/translate?sl=sv&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=no&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.friatider.se%2Fforslag-gor-det-straffbart-kritisera-feminism
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Yeah, fuck this movie
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>>672126665
Spotlight? It may have won the Oscar but NOBODY fucking knew what that movie even was until it started getting awards buzz. Yes, great movies exist, but 90% of what you see coming out of Hollywood is designed to get rich people richer. The best way to do that is to crank out minimum-effort bullshit that the retarded American public will bring the whole family to watch.
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Looks fine to me.
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>>672111540
I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED!!!! FUCKING FEMINISTS MAN THEY WENT TOO FAR!!!!!!! I USED TO LIKE THE OLD GHOSTBUSTERS AND NOW THIS SHIT?!!??? FUCK THIS I'M SO OUT!!!!
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>>672118147
They aren't funny on SNL, I don't get what makes them think a bigger screen will help.
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>>672127541
90% of everything anyone does is just to make more money.
I don't think you have ever even made a movie or understand what kind of effort is needed and that is just the Dunning-Kruger effect speaking.
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>>672126299
I dunno, let me check and see how much vague psuedo-intellectual bullshittery I have here in my really nice house that working in Hollywood bought me.
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>>672128021
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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the blonde and the red headish one look kinda hot
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>>672126926
Jesus christ sweden. You're cucking your way out of scandinavistan one nigger and liberalist at the time
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>>672124606
Si. Trap is cleeeeean. We need mo lemon pledge.
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>>672123266
I doubt 1, 2, or even 3 people understand that. Certainly not 9.
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>>672126665
>What about reviews and awards, if money is all that matter, why did spotlight get so much attention?
That "arty" or "good" films - and the people committed to creating them - sometimes get some level of recognition is possible. Then again, hitting blackjack or getting dealt a straight flush in Las Vegas is also possible. The system (not everyone within it, but the system itself) is blind to goodness, so randomly it will stumble upon things that are good.

When things are good they're of course held up as shining examples of the story Hollywood wants people to believe, and that it desperately wants to believe about itself (few people enjoy the realization "holy shit, I'm just a crack whore"). *The money wouldn't flow anywhere near as rapidly if the truth were told* - any more than the public would buy most of the food they're sold were the grocery stores and fast food restaurants to show what's really in it, and what consuming it does to the body.

That the story of Spotlight is "see, a movie that wasn't just profitable garbage won a big award!" actually reinforces the point that the system doesn't know "good"-ness.

Perhaps a different but useful analogy is the US military. There are well-meaning people within it, people who deeply believe they're working for good and to offer their lives to protect other people. These are indeed noble sentiments and ideals. But the military itself exists to protect the oligarchy and its global financial empire. And ever expecting it to behave as anything else will simply lead to confusion, disappointment, or worse.

That's why there's such confusion over why this reboot looks to be so wretched. The point shouldn't be "why is this so bad?" but instead "what good luck the first one was so good."
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>>672129657
the black girl isnt a cast member yet. when they announce the names at the begining listen for the part where he goes "and featurig" then he says the potential casts members
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>>672130740
You missed the point, Spotlight wasn't even good, it didn't make a lot of money, it was boring, derivative, and it wasn't even the best reviewed movie, but it is part of an agenda, so it did get extra undeserved recognition because money isn't the only mechanism of recognition.
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>>672124005
Found the kik
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>>672112953
this except fat woman also needs to go
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>>672118070

Which one is Girl Ray and which one is Girl Venkman?
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>>672111540
>muh diversity
>muh wymen are smart too!

Why is it that they can't come up with new ideas any more and instead have to reboot older movies?
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>>672111540
whatchu talking about that look hilarious
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My Eyes. Oh god, what the fuck did I just watch??? Even if it was all women recast in an originally all male casting, THE ACTING IS SO BAD!!
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>>672131813
The fat one replaced the old fat one and the taller of the two is for the taller of the two in the old one too.
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>>672111540
>it went in every crack
wow, that wasnt obvious.
also fucking classy.. wasnt the original ghost busters respectable?

The only thing that isnt cringe is the stereotypical black character. I didnt think that level of racism was still legal. "I dont know science", "I know new york", "Its a Cadillac". fucking top kek.

still I hope everyone here refuses to actually pay for this pos.
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>>672132457
>still I hope everyone here refuses to actually pay for this pos.

it will probably go the way of pic related, just enough to repay the budget but barely gonna hit the target.
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>>672111540
Lel, women trying to be funny

Ever seen a more pc cast?
Fat girl, nerd girl, trans lesbian girl, and even a nigger for the quota
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>>672116040
How exactly does this challenge my worldview that women aren't as funny as men?
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>>672111540
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>>672132818
wait since when was there a nigger in the fantastic four. and isn't flame guy the psychic bitches brother? how can he nigger if she white?
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>>672111540
keep the down votes going!!! keep faith in humanity
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>>672134541
They were siblings in a different universe.
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>>672134822
lol when did marvel come out with the SJW universe, 2008? i remember them making the green lantern a faggot and peter parker a nigger faggot but can't remember the year
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>>672134822
still if they siblings how nigger? half-brother?
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>>672111540
Movie looks good. Will watch 3 times.
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>>672114742
kekd
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When she licked her gun and they were all shooting they cringe was too much to continue

We truly live in the end times
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>>672123257
>how we can get rid of ghosts?
>lets gonna to smoke them!
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>>672135544
Susan Storm gets adopted by nigger family. That Foster Home/ Orphanage must be owned by progressive libtards.

Human Torch has Daddy Issues throughout the whole film and his dad dies because of it.

What is it with Superhero films/shows/comics having niggers with Daddy Issues?

Is having a Sorry Dad a good motivation in their Origin Story?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7r4m_nQzQI
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>>672136780
The guns seem too stupid, same thing with Fat Chicks Proton Blasting Fisticuffs.

Why do they need the black woman for her "Knowledge of New York"? Is there going to be some Hood Rat Nigga Logic being thrown into the film because of it?
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>>672135986
wait, weren't all of them adopted?
cant remember, long ass time ago watched that movie.
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>>672135443
Fantastic Four's film rights are owned by Fox.
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Someone post the webm already
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