Ask a drug dealer anything
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Ask a drug dealer anything
You sell drugs?
How's your 401k portfolio
XANAX <3
>>672001618
What's the deal?
>>672001734
Im a black you expect me to know what my 401k portfolio is going to look like only reason i save money is so my mom doesn't have to start a fund for my funeral
>>672001618
What do you deal? How much would you consider to be a good starting volume? Do you deal out of your home or do you meet people places? Which has the greater risk in your opinion?
>>672001618
how do you:
1. get customers
2. get supplies
3. deliver products
4. store money
without being caught?
How cut down is yayo you get or see generally. If you see by key, are keys generally pretty cut down?
>>672001618
HOW TOUGH ARE YA?
>>672001831
2$ a pop on the xanax
usually 500+ a day
Area code? Also, do you deal dope (heroin) or just pussy shit?
>>672001936
Never deal out of your own home
Park, Mcdonalds if you have a car be a delivery man
be lowkey as you can
>>672001994
>>672002015
Coke, Mdma, Xanax, I dont have clientel for heroin but my plug has black tar whenever i need it
>>672001994
2 dollars holy jesus age fuck area code?
>>672001951
Kilos of coke are usually broken down a second time and pressed but god blessed me with the only person in my city who sells it fresh off the brick so i have best coke in city
Protip: if you dont have a mexican connection dont bother
>>672001933
Hmm ok, but you should at least educate yourself with correct punctuation. That's a run on sentence my good man.
>>672001938
How i get customers is find one addict then boom he brings his friends and i give him a nice little cut and the chain goes on...
2. Supplies You need a plug irl Or go with the dnms
3. Delivery, Mostly its pickup i dont like walking around with product, And mostly addicts will do anything for the next hit
4. Buy antiques jewelry something not as bulky as cash if you're getting big money (Diamonds rare comic books etc) if you only have 10k well you can hide that easy
>>672002259
510 - Oakland California
>>672002184
When you get caught are you gonna tell
>>672002416
You expect a drug dealer to know how to pronunciate correcetly
>>672002544
I've already been in the system as a juvenile , Never went back
>>672002283
Tracing IP number.
>Will in from authorities in your county.
Youre selling xanax dude youre making what, $5? hahahah I can buy that stuff $1 $2 a mg....
Post back once youve ran up side down on a block.
>>672002741
Im in silicon valley and IT is my future goal.Sorry anon gl trying to goof me
>>672002184
Hey OP. Used to sell Coke, lsd, mdma etc. DO NOT start selling heroin. That will be your downfall trust.
>>672002813
On da /b/lock ak tuff anons
Screet dreams
OP is a serious fucking faggot.
>>672001994
>Two dollar bars
Welp. Everyone in your town will be addicted shortly, gg
>>672002813
Lol i sell them 2$ to steal all of the customers of the douchebags in my city who sell bars for 5$+
And i get bars 80 cents a pop so im doubling up either way
You ran up side down a block? i made the xanax price in my area flop so hard its like playing monopoly
>>672002991
Lol im not a tuff anon im a family guy. I used to live on the streets in my teen years though, and selling xanax and calling yourself a drug dealer is disgraceful. You need to be out on the streets pounding the pavement watching your runners to be called that.
>>672003050
People in my city are already addicted not seizing out if they go cold turkey addicted but they pay 6$ per street pressed etiz or some other rc benzo they're lucky they found someone who sells decent alprazolam and if im not doing it then someone else is
Can you overnight me some?
>>672003055
Are you strapped when you deliver? Have you ever had any encounters where you would need to be?
>>672003055
lord knows no one would ever see me for the next year if bars were 80 cents a pop
>>672003148
Or you can be making money behind the scenes and not get shot, thus ending up the more successful dd
>>672003055
Its not hard, nobody does benzos lol and the ones that do probably get a million prescribed as does their whole family. Meth crack and heroin are the ways to make money, especially the heroin. a good dealer should at least have a quarter o of each. not that expensve can get t all for 1100
>>672002900
>Contacted.
Be ready.
>>672001618
>I'm a drug dealer
>blast it in the Internet
If you are, you aren't a very good one
>>672003148
I dont do runners like a faggot
I just call them resellers, People i sell bulk to
Runners are fags who you front to and hound them for your money like a retarded businessman, No its cash up front product in there pocket everyones happy because they go back to the streets and sell them 5-6$ like everyone else im just a close knit guy behind the scenes no one really knows other than my resellers
>>672003330
I did it for years ive never even been knocked out, cause im not a bitch lol.
>>672003241
How long does it take to get addicted physically so you have a seizure anyway? If I took like half a bar like a few days a week could I quit without croaking?
>>672002735
So was I and I just got busted again. You'll go back and it'll suck this time, no more juvie get ready for prison
>>672003435
How do you know this isn't a 4chan troll like people who say you're all okay dont go to south africa tomorrow?
>>672003511
Take like 2-4 bars a day for a month and then stop
>>672002466
Thanks, anon. What are dnms?
>>672001618
Can you overnight 300?
>>672003580
Its a scary thought but hey i only pray it doesn't happen
Get on my level kid.
>>672003678
Oh. I take footballs a few times a week, but never more than like 3 days in a row so I just wanted to know if I could quit safely. My insurance ran out so I wanna save what I have left. Thanks G
Dont talk to me about shipping Friend, You will better chance on r/Dnms
>>672002542
10min from me. The dro
>>672003909
>filename
Facebook pictures? Nice posting all that on social media where you're not anon
>>672002658
I expect everyone to. You learned it before you dropped out of middle school nigger.
>>672002542
Im guessing your name is nate?
Trynna slide or what
>>672001618
Really random but what's your view on hip hop/all time favorite artists since the two are so heavily connected. Or used to be
>>672004291
Vanilla Ice
>>672003909
You got a dirty ass floor son.
>>672004291
>The Jacka
>Mozzy
You're welcome
honestly nobody cares mate.
you earn some money, okay +1
you'll get caught eventually don't even question that -1
you'll get into trouble with people higher up eventually -1
It doesnt even pay that much and if it does, good luck laundrying -1
you're a wannabe edgy faggot -1
total of -3 faggot kys
>>672004157
Cause its a dowoad of the same picture i sent my "business partner" on facebook. Deleted the original by accident like a week ago.
>claiming im lying isn't making you rich
>>672004399
Cause your moms sucks at her fuckin job
>>672004192
Dat pic doe
Looool
>>672004420
im a nigger neet get over it
>>672001618
>ask a bartard anything
nice job bruh, go black out in some crack house
Arnt u sick of taking to junkies? Unless ur a junkie to?
what is your favorite pokemon?
>>672004717
that's redundant all of them all neets
>>672004487
thats a very good way to not get caught. This guy's OPSEC sucks
Feels good making 200$ while arguing on 4chan with you guys <3
>>672004797
Most people i deal with typically aren't junkies hard to believe i actually sell coke to working class ciitizens but i had one xanax junkie come knock on my door and i had to pull a gun on him because my mom opened it for him and this fuck walked into my house like it was his
>>672002658
WTF is pronunciate you dumb cunt
>>672004741
bartard?
Sorry man im a reseller not a junkie
Do you regret doing this at all and would you recommend this shit to someone else
>>672001618
where do you work?
>>672005793
No i actually dont like what i do and rather work at target or some shit but i got to help my mom pay bills, but since im a juvenile felon and my record isnt sealed yet i cant
I would not recommend this type of life for anyone else its either the county jail or the coffin
Considering i just made 200$ at 7:30AM while trolling on 4chan its easy money
Ever encounter mescaline? I've been searching for years
>>672006422
Dnm's i saw it on there but its a bit pricey,
Ehhh buy san pedro cactus on amazon and cook it yourself
>>672002741
7 proxies bro
>>672003302
I have alot of straps but im a felon, and i dont feel the necessity to carry them, So i use a human proxy that is strapped as a bodyguard for big deals
>>672003909
Dat hundred on top a bunch of 5s and 10s doe
>>672006999
Chekt
>>672006392
considering im browsing 4chan at work all day getting a 401k health insurance and making enough to pay my mortgage is easy money maaaane. I used to sell drugs but honest work is much more satisfying if your not a lazy nigger
>>672007266
Can you guide me in the right direction?
>>672007391
Yeah work for 12 years for a company, learn everything you can about it, save money and start your own company...bust your ass for another 5 to build it up, then start paying people to do the grunt work and collect checks all day.
>>672001618
Whered you get a one of those shipment looking bags I'm tryna get one
>>672007528
For a nigger with a decent amount of start up money where should i begin?
Honestly want a job in IT
How's the eight grade going?
>>672007640
Its called a vac seal bag (Foodsaver)
>>672001618
Why the fuck do you sell xanax?
That shit's worthless and doesn't even get you high.
"Oh shit guys, I'm feeling a little bit calm and drowsy! Turn up!"
>>672001618
do you give out free samples?
>>672001618
>implying selling xannies makes you a drug dealer lol
>>672007954
Its the drug of choice for the people my age
but i wouldn't expect you to know tbh
Plus it sells like hot cakes
>>672007954
Go fuck yourself kid, this drug is a godsend for people who actually have anxiety. The discovery of benzodiazapines is one of the greatest achievements in pharmacology
>>672008096
Cocaine, Xanax, MDMA,
do i even need to say weed? Thats when you should kys
>>672002658
>pronunciate
Kek
>>672008222
>>672007954
When I used to sell xannies I picked them up for $0.25 a piece, and in my area you could get around $10 a pop.
For bars I loved to snort them and mix it with some coke, because when the coke is wearing off and the comedown starts the xanax hits and its bliss.
Fuck I've been clean for 6 months but now I'm missing it. Not risking my Audi, house, and $90,000 a year job.
>>672008096
>>672008310
You're coke is gonna be some re-rocked shit washed up and you're gonna snort that paint thinner feeling good about lying to yourself.
>>672008178
>Drug of choice for people my age
What, is it the 15-17 years old demographic?
Sell percocet and oxycontin if you want to sell real prescription drugs.
>>672008222
I'm aware of its value in modern medicine, get mad at OP. He's the one selling it to kids who are anything but crippled by anxiety and making doctors hesitate to prescribe it to those who need it.
>>672008349
>I loved to snort them
Alprazolam isn't water soluble you dumb motherfucker, you may as well have been snorting flour.
>>672008349
You must be one retarded son of a bitch to think snorting xanax gets you high
>>672007665
I don't know what lifes like in Cali, im an east coaster, but im in construction. You gotta find a way to explain your start up money at some point...I had a friend who was a shady accountant and he showed me how to slowly deposit money into a couple bank accounts, called it baby sitting money, allowance from family and scrap metal money. You cant be selling tho when you start this process because theres always a chance someone will come sniffing around. Once you get some money in the bank you can apply for grants and government help to start a small business. If you are a minority and not just a "4chan nigger" that can help you get grants. Im as white as you can be and it wasn't that hard for me even. Pick a business you have a little knowledge in if any. If you know nothing find someone that does and start learning or make a partnership with someone you trust. Just be careful with a partnership...especially if its family. Make sure this person would take a bullet for you
>>672008486
Oh you got me buddy my cocaine is garbage
>>672008579
You must be retarded if you think it doesn't.
>>672001618
>mfw I'm a drug dealer with a roth IRA
>mfw it helps me fuck up my taxes so bad I get paid by the government, while on food stamps
you're probably doing it wrong. But I guess that's my 'privilege' reminding me not to be a fucking retard.
>>672008579
I bet youre one of those people that says smoking heroin doesn't fuck you up
>>672001618
why do you have so many cigarette filters?
>>672008830
Cuz cotton balls aren't free motherfucker....gotta shoot dope somehow
>>672008756
>>672008827
Alprazolam.
Is not.
Water fucking soluble.
Where does the drug go once it's up your nose to get you high?
>>672008543
>>672008579
You've obviously never snorted it then idiot. Go ahead and try it instead of googling 'Drug Informational Facts so I look cool"
>>672008830
this made me spit my oatmeal fuck you
>>672008617
i live in silicon valley and i know coding so im hoping to land a decent field in there, But thanks for the advice bro its greatly appreciated, one last thing, why multiple bank accounts? why not deposits under 2k everytime?
>>672008919
How should I know, I speak from experience, not from Googling drug facts.
>>672002416
KKKek
>>672001618
what gets smoked up that smells like sulfur
>>672001618
I have bad anxiety, can I have some?
How do you get a zip full of bars like that? Rob a pharmacy?
>>672009111
Those are Phizer bars from india. Weaker and pressed to look the same. Dirt cheap, 10 cents a bar if bulk.
>>672008920
>>672008981
>Trusting drug addicts over real, scientific observations of the molecular properties of a drug
Fuck you, I hope to god you placebo yourself into a coma or some shit one day. The world will be better off.
>>672009111
Doctors can be crooked as fuck.
Is Cocaine a higher hand on the table than Heroin? Or do I have to fold?
>>672009075
DMT
>>672008907
Cigarettes aren't free either...
>>672009173
Its called bars from the dnm's holy shit you little kids on 4chan should know the internet a little better
>>672001618
When you go to the local park; do you ever have the urge to hand out candy?
>>672001618
You still here op?
>>672001618
you get domestic or from maple land?
>>672009296
Buying bars on the internet because you're too chicken shit to make connections in the real world and you call other people kids.
>>672009351
Kek no but i hand out these nice little candies on halloween
>>672009454
Maple land ;)
Not a guy with a name that rhymes with Wantdik
>>672002416
NICE GRAMMAR CORRECTION BRO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE OF YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT GOOD JOB
>>672009495
The connects in my city are pieces of garbage who press there bars with benadryl and other histamines,
Fun being the only guy with an actual benzo
I got more connections irl than you may have contacts on your phone
>>672009173
>Phizer bars
you illiterate dipshit
How do I go about getting steroids.
>>672009702
>kek
macaroni
>>672009702
holy kek
>>672009574
XB has same presses as him for cheaper, arrived in about 9days no problem
If you aren't even selling crack or smack you're not a real drug dealer, just a wannabe.
Sup
Op why you on here with your little pic of xannies talking to kids?
>>672009772
Ib4 Googles Pfizer
But doesn't realize those are sandoz in my pic
>>672009882
Nice you got the picture barbarossa posted of his px1 synthetic cannabanoid bars
>>672010233
cannax
>>672009927
I already had XB's Bars but these are yachts because i like his stealth and his potency beats XB
>>672010233
sounds like a horrible product
>>672009993
Crack? you must watch too many movies pussy
no one smokes crack in 2016
Meth Yes
Heroin? Dont got the clientel
If you understand street politics you get killed if you steal customers
>>672001618
why do u dill drug dills?
>>672002965
As a heroin dealer I'm interested why you feel this way.
>>672010452
Both are more popular than ever. You talk of street politics yet don't understand it. If you're scared to die you're also a wannabe.
>>672010605
Its good money, But heroin addicts are annoying fucks unless you got the right clients
>>672010860
You're right im a wannabe :)
best dealers on dnm for lsd?
recently bought off canadalabsupply and it's looking like DOX or some other shit
>>672010577
It brings in fast money, literally made 200$ while making this thread at 7 AM
>>672010452
Haha youre the dood who clearly watched to much Breaking Bad and thinks it's real
I agree with the wannabe statement
>>672010892
They are annoying but easily manipulated. Phones off at 10pm, voicemails at 9am. Day begins.
>>672011084
Marquis loooks weird tbh ii dont buy lsd on the dnm's but i've heard good things about cali connection and evangitis on nuc
>>672007715
Yea I know .. Shit gets shipped in those like weed i want a connect on them
>>672011214
thanks
I had a great vendor on evolution before that went down, best lucy I've ever had in my life.
>>672011105
Implying breaking bad made me start dealing
If any of you even know where oakland was you'd know alot more about why i deal and why i politic well with other dealers
But most of you are suburban meth or heroin addicts so you cant fit in my shoes
>>672011086
it might cost you your life. You're dealing with bottom feeders of society. Get out while you still can.
How expensive is dmt and what is the best way to smoke it
>>672011375
lol oakland.... wut a pussy
>>672011296
Amazon sells foodsavers and vac sealers....
>>672011423
make it yourself, smoke it out of a bong or a Machine
>>672011375
Touched a nerve? Obviously you think you're the next Walter White but get too high on your own supply.
>>672011450
I know man oakland a place full of pussies kek look at these degenerates from oakland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsOAIwzoKXg
>>672010116
Dafuq is that?
>>672011375
Chill out Jesse.
>>672011382
Of course that is the plan
>>672011451
I know me what they are ppl ship stuff in them I already said that
>>672011595
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsOAIwzoKXg
Says "nigga" 200 times isn't even black. Obvious hipster rapper is obvious.
>>672011564
Lol you got me
>>672001618
Where the fuck do I find one of you? Seriously, I have no idea how to find or even approach you guys.
Been unable to enjoy some weed because I've been in the military forever. But now I'm out and want some fucking weed. I don't care if I get screwed on price I just want 1 fucking joint, I'd pay $100 for just one joint.
God fucking damn my life sucks.
>>672011528
>>672011423
Process is really easy, materials are all really cheap and legal.
DMT takes experience to master. If you buy a small amount of DMT chances are you will smoke it, fail and be out of a little bit of cash with no psychedelic experience. If you do it yourself, you save SO much money, get way more product, and don't have to work with dealers. Also doing simple chemistry is fun as fuck.
>>672011595
Why is everyone in the video either 12 or in there mid 40's? Fakest shit I seen in a while.
>>672011595
Bruh tupacs from Oakland Lol ..not sweet
>>672011906
Because he's a pedo.
>>672001618
I see you sell xanax. Tell me; what's it like hanging around high schoolers and banging 16 year olds with an early onset drug addiction?
>>672011976
Tupac was shit.
>>672011835
Where are you from? i probably have a friend that can help you (inb4 police)
but just DNM
>>672011835
Go to a college and you'll 1000000% meet someone .. Take a course or just go there and meet people even community college
>>672012115
DC area
>>672012196
Go outside jesus christ Dc is full of dopers
Local park, Fuck even congressman smoke weed
And i thought district of columbia is about to legalize
>>672012196
its legal there just walk around and ask people if they know where to get some. Pick people that look like they smoke
Is there a profitable business for phycedelic mushrooms? Is the clientel for phycedelica much more desired than other drugs? for those whom have expertise in the field.
>>672012712
Yes sir psychedelics are the thing kids always ask for One guy out of a group of stoners will want shrooms
>>672001618
Where do you hang your Scarface poster?
>>672012041
fucking awesome?
duh.
>>672012712
Yes and no, depending. Shrooms are seasonal so they can be a little harder to come by which should make it an unsaturated market. LSD is always fun for year round but psychedelics are easy to get burnt out on. If you already know ppl that want it, give it a shot.
do you get high on ur own supply?
i know 2 drug dealers that sell benzo (xanax) and they are fucking killing themselves with it
>>672011528
that looks like 10% dmt 90% amphetamine
>>672001618
My dealer told me it's 2grams is it true?
>>672013395
no i do not use my xanax im not a fucking bartard like most resellers
But i cant lie i occasionally take bars when stressed
>>672001618
how fast can you count pills
>>672013552
Yeah looks about exactly 2 grams on point
>>672002259
Buy them through darknet. You can get sub one dollar bars. I don't use bars but I've had darknet bought diazepam and it was good and pure and very very cheap. Next day delivery too.
>>672013552
Get a scale you can get em at office max or some shit probly
Bars.
>>672013738
Drag them with my hand and count 10 at a time,
If i have a shipment of 1000+ i just weigh the shit
but when i sell Rolls AKA 100 packs i just count them using the five finger technique (five fingers drag 5 bars out the pile)
>>672011084
So sad that tguk and lyseric025 scammed. Fuck those guys. I want my ducking tabs you piece of shit lyseric
OP is either bitch nigga for real or Delta Echo Alpha for real... Nobody sells sticks for 2 dollars a pop...
>>672014033
Tguk had the potential to become the best ever lol
>>672014185
Are you mad how i conduct business? you can give me sucky face for a bar baby
>>672013826
Did you order to your personal home address?
>>672012712
haven't tried growing selling but I have friends that always are interested in psychs.
I'm going to give it a shot this spring, i already make/move other psychs so it should be a cinch
>>672014437
Used a drop
>>672014033
lyseric025 ripped me off too, that was the guy I was talking about lol
>>672014437
I use home address all the time, no problems yet. I have moved several times and I buy in (somewhat) small quantities
>>672013537
you have never smoked or extracted DMT, have you?
>>672013638
i have taken xanax 1 time in my life, and i crave for it still... but im not gonna take it anymore because the more u take the more u crave
>>672014902
nope, but my friend does it pretty often, and it doesnt look like that, the stuff he smokes looks like yellow meth
>>672014902
>>672015587
have not seen it crushed tho sorry im probably wrong
>>672002466
>Or go with the dnms
Eurofag here
What is dnms ?
>>672015995
The magical place with all the bad things of 4chan for sale
>>672004047
Slide through bro
>>672016539
So it's like
>Come here dude give us your shit, we'll sell it
>>672015995
dark net markets
>>672001618
shitty fake bars
>>672011835
same boat as this guy except im not tryna get ripped, how much should i pay for weed
(captcha: select all images with grass)
>>672017328
Thanks
>>672017820
$10 a gram is standard fare just about anywhere in the US
>>672017820
>>672018216
Here is 5$/g
>>672018343
where is here?
i'm trying to move to Fl
>>672001618
Hi anon, can you exaplain me more about MDMA pills. I tried mastercard and tomorrowland. Even got hallucinations 2 times.
>>672001618
Just because you push a few pills doesn't make you anything. Fuckboy
>>672018449
Romania/eu
>>672004192
>>672005312
>>672008316
dumb niggers thinking this is op kill yourselves you degenerates
>>672018216
$15-$20 a gram where i am.
>>672002416
What's a 'run on sentence my good man?'
Did you mean: "run on sentence, my good man?"
>Dumbass
>>672018216
thanks brah
>>672001618
What's your number?
>>672018449
Move to the bay area you fucking white siss male
>>672018530
Noiceeee Tax return + You sold a pound of weed
Should i get on my knees and give you sucky face
faggot fires gay desires
>>672019466
672-01964-666
>>672019913
holy shit we have the same area code gibe drogs pls :-DDD
>>672020156
Why has god forsaken us
>>672003055
You're going to be catching a beat down sooner or later. Personally I get my pure alprazolam power from AlphaBay, and press them into bars myself. Works out to about 35 cents each and I usually put 2.5 mg worth of alprazolam into a standard 2mg bar.
>>672020536
vendor? how much does a press cost?
>>672021192
Not sharing the vendor, but the press was $900 and a genuine Xanax punch was $700.
>>672008796
Reytard, a Roth IRA is for education.
>>obviously not a nigger.
Beside the advantage of a 401K is that your EMPLOYER matches money you put in.
>>672021548
>IRA
>Individual Retirement Account
