Class starting
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Class starting
1. Take PC
2. Smash onto head until broken
3. ???
4. Profit
Delete system 32 off laptop
>>671998389
Reroll
>>671998396
Reroll
Show me your Dick op
start playing high frequency audio
Download porn/virus/something terrible on computer
Call and ask the teacher over
Say you didn't know what happened and act all innocent about it
>>671998261
Play porn on max volume
>>671998396
reroll
>>671998541
Reroll
>>671998261
Start playing porn on 100 volume
Throw laptop on teacher
Go to efukt and play a random video at max volume. No headphones, don't be a fag.
>>671998665
So close
>>671998691
roll
>>671998665
almost dude!
>>671998691
rerollin
>>671998541
Rerollo
>>671998261
Efukd max volume no headphones random vid>>671998261
destroy pc upload on youtube
>>671998691
trips, camon!
>>671998261
Send teacher porn
>>671998665
Fuck you
>>671998691
this
Walk up to the teacher and motorboat her chest
Play gore videos on full screen, laughing disruptively until professor comes over to see what's so funny
Stand up and yell allahu admiral akbar. Run out of room. Forget laptop. Walk of shame back in to get it
Ask the teachter: Have you seen the film "Chef"?
>>671998541
A rerollin
>>671998691
this pls
punch the screen and start screaming some shit about niggers taking your dog
let out a large scream
Stand up and yell "holy shit my dick hurts!"
>>671998768
Rolllll
>>671998396
this
Start jacking a random person off uncontrollably while singing the national anthem
>>671998884
Roll 999
>>671998922
ROLL
>>671998396
roll
>>671998691
rollerino
Listen to class and participate like a good student
>>671998768
roll
>>671998541
Reroll me
Throw your hands up in the air like you just don't care
Raise your hand so the teacher calls on you. When he does, stare at him/her for about 3 and then loudly go "looloolooloolooloolooloo" like SpongeBob in the magic conch episode and flail your arms all for about another 3 seconds. Keep a perfectly straight face, don't break eye contact, and when you're done just continue staring, and when the teacher is like wtf just be like what. Film it all
>>671998691
this plz
>>671998768
Rollllllllll
>>671998977
REROLL
>>671998691
this please
Order a pizza loudly to deliver to class, making sure it is gluten free, vegan and that they know about your nut sensitivities
Start humping the teachers leg and video it
just shout nigger idk
>>671998691
Yup
Start watching gay tranny porn with the volume all the way down, but still loud enough to be heard. When confronted, say it's research for you feminist study class
>>671998977
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
punch the teacher in the face
Atop coming on b
>>671998506
>>671998884
Both of these.
>>671998654
Roll
>>671999127
Implying there's straight tranntly porn
shit your pants
masturbate
>>671998691
This one
show your teacher the latest memes.
Shutup and learn you idiot
>>671998691
roll
fuck your teacher
>>671999212
This and take video
Eat an apple loudly, while complaining to yourself that your mother said they'd be seedless as seeds trigger your ptsd
Stand up and say Holy fuck this is a shitty lesson
Do nothing
>>671999215
roll
>>671999212
Rereoll
>>671998691
roll
dick slap someone in your class
wipe the laptop of everything
Look at your teacher, rise your hand and say: Mom, I need to peepee.
Throw shit at teacher
>>671998893
>Look at me
>I just started watching idubbbztv
>THAT'S PRETTY GOOD xD xD
Fuckoff
Flash your penis to the teacher
Delete system32
>>671999410
this
>>671998977
Roll.
>>671998884
rollerino
pee your pants while making a sound of satisfaction and relief. Slowly pack your things and leave the room. Post picture of wet pants with timestamp outside.
>>671999399
that hexa
>>671999445
So close
take your dick out say it feels like its burning
pants down lap of class
>>671998691
Pls be trips
>>671998691
Rolloroll
So this is an elaborate plan, do you have access to a can opener and pack of Tampax?
nothing fag
How are there no trips already
masturbate to porn with dick out on 100% volume
Take your dick out and start masturbating while staring at a random girl in your class, loudly say things like "Yeah you like that bitch?" and "you're my little whore."
>>671998977
rooooool
>>671998691
check dees nines
Take your shirt off and try to put it on someone sitting near you
>>671998691
Kiss your teacher and say you love him
dick slap someone
do the helicopter with your dick while watching black midget porn
Start watching ISIS executions
Start yelling pro Islamic State memes
With the spirit of Allah and ginger souls yell allahu akbar
To finish it off scream for allah then destroy your laptop with a method of your choice
Play it off as an ISIS fighter possessing you
Profit
>>671999445
rolling for this
>>671998261
Play a loud porno
>>671998691
I have a dream... a dream about trips
don't do anything. just listen to your teacher and take notes. Learn the course in the class
>>671998261
OP, send a picture of your teacher
>>671998691
roll
>>671998572
reroll
go to your teacher and stare her like Larry David, then say "pretty pretty good"
>>671999641
roll
rip your pubian hairs and put them on someone face
>>671999744
roll
>>671999324
Reroll for anon
stand up say" lifes too short " and fuck of home treat yourself to some fap time
>>671999641
Roll
>>671998977
rollx
>>671998691
ths pls
>>671998691
>>671999999
checkum
ask your teachear if she likes to rape little girls
Stand up, go to the teacher and kneel down in front of them. Say you're in love with them and you see no other way to express your love, than to suck their dick / lick their cunt right there.
raise hand and say: if tomatoes are fruit, why did i fuck those kids?
Spit on someone's face and yell "YEAAAAH, BITCH"
Eat laptop in front of class
Go up to your teacher and ask her what's the best way to kill alot of people within a short time.
The getbis here
>>671999897
roll
>>671999892
roll
fuck this thread
Stand up and shout every single post in this thread
scream allah will comee for us
show rare pepe!
>>671999892
roooll
Gettt
>>671998691
trips!
Kill them all
>>671999897
re roll
Shit pants and then leave
>>671999995
roll
>>671999897
roll
Show your class this thread, after you've posted a dick pic.
Slap your teacher's ass. If it's a male, punch him in the stomac
Sit politely, and participate thoughtfully when implored.
Whip out the ol' johnson and give her a tug,
>>671998389
I'll go for this
>>672000001
loser
>>671999870
rall
>>672000001
kek
learn
>>671998691
Rolling!!
>>672000001
Ohhhhh off by one hexes
>>672000000
>>672999999
>>672000066
Dis
>>671998691
class must be finishing but fuck it... trips pls!
shit your pants. Stay in your place until people notice the smell. Then leave.
>>671998572
roll. play it at least 20 seconds of a fuck scene.
say to your teacher you like to watch rape hentai
>>672000001
O F F B Y O N E
>>671998977
ROLL
>>672000066
Again
>>671998572
roll
spit your teacher in the face, then leave
>>671999897
rollerino
>>671999641
rollin
>>672000305
roll
fake a seizure
rape someone
>>671998691
yasss
>>671999897
Rolling for this.
>>671998691
Raul
>>672000000
>>671999999
fuck you both
>>672000066
For real though
>>672000362
roll
>>671998261
take notes and be respectful
>>671998691
c'mon
>>672000066
Final roll
>>671998691
rull
Walk up to the fattest bitch in the class and rub your dick in her face.
Op is fag kill the cancer thread
Scream "i shat my pants" as hard as you can
>>672000556
rulle
>>671998691
rolling
>>672000066
Okay op. Go fuck yourself.
>>672000589
roolll
>>671998691
rolliringo for this
>>671998261
THROW SHIT AT YA LECTURER!
>>671998691
reroll
>>671998691
rollin
>>672000589
jackpot baybee
go to heavy-r.com and play the first video you see with full audio in its entirety, or until some one stops you.
FUCK THISTHREAD
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>>672000589
roll ofr keks
>>671998691
Rollin'
act posessed and freak everyone out
>>672000589
roll
>>672000769
reroll
>>672000777
wiiiiiinnnnraaar
>>672000777
winrar. OP don't be a faggot.
>>672000777
WINRARARARARARRA
>>672000777
Oh Baby A Triple!
>>672000777
checked
>>672000777
>>672000777
>>672000777
>>672000777
>>672000777
WINRAR
>>672000777
RARWIN!!!
>>672000777
Pls op
>>672000777
FUCK YES
>>672000777
there we go! And quickly post a picture of the video playing on your laptop, before they stop you.
>>671998261
Watch gayporn at 100% volume
award for the gayest OP goes to..
op won't deliver
who thinks op will deliver?
>>672000001
>>672000969
69 kek
>>671998541
Reroll
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>>672000777
tuning in
>>671998389
If his PC is broken, he wouln't be able to send pics so we can be entertained, you faget
lol if OP does it we wont know til he gets home after getting kicked out
>>672001151
RARE
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Why even bother with these threads? Faggot OPs never deliver.
we need to plot a revenge against op
>mfw no more posts
>>672001726
Is was inevitable.
