New goddess of /b/: Crispy.
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New goddess of /b/: Crispy.
>>671944091
what's wrong with her eyes
>>671944228
Nothing.
There is always one faggot who spams supis shit every day for like a month.
End yourself already and save us from your shit taste.
>>671944363
You are free to return to your s/fur and loli threads, Eye-Gouger.
>>671944492
does she have nudes? post them. if not, stop posting.
>>671944833
No. You will appreciate her non-nude beauty.
I would like to come on her face, por favor
>>671945116
Such vile thoughts cannot go unpunished.
>>671945122
Check'd
Why is she so cute?
>>671945442
Because she eats right, exercises regularly, and doesn't smoke the pot.
>>671945202
what's her tumblr
>>671945548
her insta is: alterhacker
I forgot her tumblr
Gouger-Man, Gouger-Man
Does whatever a gouger can
Stabs eyes, any size,
Catches Crispy just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Gouger-Man.
Is he quick?
Listen bud,
He's got neet blood.
Can he post on this thread
Click refresh on the page
Hey, there
There's the Gouger-Man.
In the chill of /b/
At the scene of faggotry
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Gouger-Man, Gouger-Man
Friendly anon Gouger-Man
Waifu and fame
He's ignored
Gouged Cunt is his reward.
To him, OP is a massive stalker
Wherever there's a Crispy poster
You'll find the Gouger-Man.
She is like an exaggerated version of Aubrey Plaza
>>671945891
>damn, he has a theme song
Gouger-Man....I can't let you get away with this.
>>671945895
Or Larkin Love
Actually, I'm going to go update some pics I took on a recent trip. Until next time.
soon...
>>671947019
Just for that, I'm coming back!
>pour Crispy!
>>671944091
wheres the tits?
>>671947258
FUCKING HANG YOURSELF
>>671947522
Nowhere to do it in this dorm. Plus, I don't know how to tie a noose.
>>671947659
JUMP OUT OF THE WINDOW
>>671947749
The window doesn't open. I'm on the first floor, too.
>>671947850
SHOOT YOURSELF
>>671948001
I don't have a license to carry, or enough cash to get a gun anyway. If I did, it's still a 5-day wait for ammo.
>>671944413
GTFO Boogley-Eyes. You're too creepy.
>>671948125
Cute...but I fear too young.
>>671948121
BANG YOUR HEAD ON WALLS UNTIL IT'S REKT
>>671948316
I'd pass out before actually dying. Then, I'd awaken to a noise complaint.
>>671948405
FORK IN THE OUTLET
>>671948503
I only own chopsticks. I'm a weeaboo.
>>671948679
This
>>671948679
STEAL FROM CAFETERIA
>>671948819
Would you say I'm as good as dead anyway?
>>671948882
I'd need to either pay $10 to enter the dining halls, or get a meal ticket. I'd be too out of place anyway.
>>671948989
DROWN YOURSELF IN TOILET
>>671949219
Eew, no. The roommate never cleans the bathroom until the end of the semester. If I survive, I'm going to have a face full of both our piss and shit.
>1000 ways to die in a dorm
>>671945891
Crispy loves Spider-Man and also liked your shoop. You're not doing a good job
>>671949344
CUT YOUR WRISTS
>>671944914
This is one of my favorite pictures of her, such a qt
>>671949486
I don't own a knife. Wooden and metal chopsticks only. Besides, d'you really want me to get blood all over my awesome Sailor Moon shirt? C'mon man.
>>671949568
Same. I'd like to take that pic in a poster form, frame it, and hang it over a fireplace.
>>671949486
You know you can filter threads right? Just leave
>>671949712
USE PIECES OF YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR
>>671949875
na, this is fun. I like him suggesting ways to off myself, and then I find an excuse not to.
>>671949970
D'you know how much it costs to replace these mirrors? This school isn't cheap, you know.
>>671950060
YOU'RE GONNA DIE SO WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM?
I spoke to her on kik some days ago. She immediately knew I came from 4chan but even still she was very nice and we had a good conversation
>>671950152
>>671950218
What's all this?
>>671950293
It would be an additional fee my parents would have to pay in addition to paying off my loans.
>>671950354
What does her voice sound like? Angelic, right? I only briefly heard it when she was calling her dog in a twitter vid.
If her hair was just a little bit shorter she'd be an absolute 10/10. She almost has my favorite haircut.
fuck this ugly cunt /thread
>>671950360
CHOKE YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING
>>671950491
Oh sorry I meant we texted each other through kik, we didn't actually speak. I'm sure she has a wonderful voice though
>>671950354
what's her kik?
>>671950727
I can't, sergeant.
>>671950746
Oh.
>buttercup
>oh, myyyy
RAPE CRISPY AND WAIT FOR HER FATHER TO KILL YOU
>>671944091
fuck ton better than that tranny Kat or whatever
>>671950746
Dude send her kik to lucak23 you wont regret
I might normally think this girl is fine, but it's the 'trying so hard' gimmick thing that destroys it.
>>671951025
>rape crispy
Now I'm mad.
>>671951037
kek, ikr?
>>671951071
how is she trying too hard?
>>671944833
inb4 googley nipples
>those fucking eyes
>>671951227
I'd love to watch her choke on 12 inch nigger dicks
>>671951227
i like the creepy gothy look she has going on
>>671950822
not him but its alterspider i think
>>671951431
More fun for Gougerman
>>671951431
Somehow...this is not as attractive.
>>671951454
NO!
>>671951456
Same. Like Lydia Deetz, but better.
I think she seems like a sad person
new harvey hooligan?
it's me moe, not chris.
>>671951598
Holy shit, she's gorgeous.
>>671951848
Absolutely.
>>671951460
him?
No fucking thanks.
>>671951431
Her eyes are the perfect size already
She said she will make a video if she gets accepted into the school she applied to. I am more excited about that than I should be
>>671952018
>>671944091
Poor bitch looks like she has Graves disease
>>671945745
leonibuki.tumblr.com
Power Rangers, Power Rangers,
Power Rangers, Power Rangers
In a world full of strife
We must fight to survive
Try to break the chains that divide!
There is only one chance
To take the right stance
Hold tight, keep our power alive!
Go, Go Power Rangers!
Don't you ever stop!
Go, Go Power Rangers!
You will rise up to the top!
Rangers forever, Dino Charge all together!
>>671952217
What kind of video?
>>671952242
Needs her thyroid checked
>>671947659
was almost convinced you were a skinnier larkin love...
>>671945519
It has peen?
>>671944091
"goddess of /b/" look like weak trolling attempts. Get a life
>>671952582
No, this is what a legit woman without a 'feminine penis' looks like.
>>671952598
What is that? What in the FUCK is that?! WHAT IS THIS?! PRIVATE PYLE?!
>>671952598
Hot
>>671952313
She said she wants to make a video explaining what she did in her portfolio to help others that want to apply
>>671950890
Drink/eat whatever is under the sink.
>>671952598
>skintone doesn't even match
Step up your Photoshop game, nigga.
>>671950427
nice tits
She's pretty, who is she and what is she famous for?
>>671952598
at least make it a body that fits her better, but still kind of nice
>>671952812
Does she have a Youtube channel or a Tumblr?
Has crunchy ever actually held court on b or is this just another bunch of fagit fanbois trying to push some wannabe boxxy?
i want to gouge her eyes out and keep them on a string and lick them when i'm thinking
>>671952864
doesn't fucking matter
what matters is placing a mental image in op's head
>>671952831
None of it is mine. I don't touch what isn't mine, in the hopes that the roommates don't also touch what isn't theirs.
>>671952916
Not really 'famous'...yet.
>>671952928
She has a youtube account but said that she only has school project videos on it. I didn't ask her what it was
>>671953101
Give them money or one of your possessions in exchange for bleach, then chug the bleach.
How much for an hour, no weird stuff?
>>671953235
Aww, man. Well, if you find out, let us know.
>>671953002
it's just one faggot
>>671953291
>give them money for bleach
na. I don't talk to them.
>>671953419
She is NOT that kind of lady.
>>671953002 #
>crunchy
kek
>>671953593
>She is NOT that kind of lady.
How THE FUCK do you know?
>>671951431
topkek
Is this some bullshit guerrilla marketing campaign to get crunchy some traction with obsessive neckbeard autists?
>>671953679
I talk to her regularly.
>>671953235
I want to fucking smash her face in
Another chick with no nudity. Fucking christ people
>>671953593
Watch an Uwe Boll movie.
>>671953834
How would you know if she goes out and gets some nigger customer after talking to you?
>>671953859
FUKKEN TRY IT, BITCH!
>>671953923
Why?
>>671953993
She's pure, like a delicate black rose. I know she doesn't do that kind of stuff. She doesn't even smoke the pot.
>>671953834
I'd ask you for her Kik, but I'm a turbo-autist when it comes to conversation. I'd scare her off.
>>671954168
I don't know her kik anyway; I don't use it.
>>671954146
If you watch an Uwe Boll movie you'll surely think of some way to kill yourself.
>>671954231
Oh.
>>671954289
His movies are that bad?
>>671954289
Meh, I'll probably buy some PR toys and lose interest in suicide.
>>671953593
How old is she?
>>671953834
ask her what her youtube acc is
>>671954370
His movies are awful. Pretty sure he's also known for challenging critics to boxing matches.
>>671954146
eat a dick faggot
>>671954456
18
>>671954471
No way; I don't want to jeopardize the harmony.
>>671954502
I'm on a diet.
>>671954231
I'm the one who spoke to her on kik. Someone else posted it already btw
>>671954486
>challenging critics to boxing matches
That's fucking hilarious.
I WANNA FUCKIN' KILL THIS CUNT
>>671952340
Would definitely recommend she gets tested, especially if she is tired all the time and very intolerant to heat
>>671945745
>>671944091
where is she from?
>>671954600
Her belly button looks like someone fucked it.
>>671954629
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AebQIy5UNng
>>671954929
insta: alterhacker
>>671955047
pls don't
>>671954929
As if you'll ever fuck her, or even step on a piece of ground she's ever touched.
The fuck is with these assburgers?
I feel like she's secretly a serial killer. Luring unsuspecting desperate neckbeards and then cutting their throat and drinking their blood
>>671955047
Her Asian boyfriend?
>>671954600
...A diet of dicks
>>671955270
she doesn't have a boyfriend
>>671955368
of tofu and soybeans
>>671955383
Her belly button says otherwise bro
>>671955383
Of course. No one would wanna be someone who eat nigger cocks daily
>>671955203
>>671955203
I wouldn't even mind it, BUT she has stated that she only drinks diet, canned blood.
She's cute OP.
>>671955479
>chopsticks
>tofu and soybeans
>has waifu
you are a massive faggot
>>671955743
she really is.
>>671955755
Crispy isn't my waifu.
>>671955755
>Not having a waifu
YOU FLAMING FAGGOT
>>671955824
Is she a weeaboo?
>>671955566
No, she doesn't seem to know how to interact with people which is why she can't get a boyfriend or even make friends. She's just a weirdo that despite being cute can't get anyone interested in her because of her strange hobbies and obssessions
>>671956244
Maybe. She likes anime, at least.
I just want to talk and cuddle with her.
>>671956346
She likes Doraemon, so she's pretty great in my book.
>>671956349
You and I both.
>>671956349
and then fuck her throat until it gets rekt
Welp, hope everyone enjoyed the thread. I'm going to go watch some Trek. Remember to be kind.
>>671956618
Nice tits
>>671956618
Yes, papa.
>>671956481
Just imagining her looking at me makes me all fuzzy inside.
>>671956618
See ya OP
>>671955743
This.
>>671956618
>chopsticks
>tofu and soybeans
>waifu
>star trek
YOU CUNT
>>671956871
PAPA TOLD US TO BE KIND!
>>671955078
I meant country u faggot
>>671955165
fuck off summer aint here yet
>>671944091
Crunchy the clown!
>>671956871
What's wrong with Star Trek? I think its fun to watch sometimes
>>671944228
>>671944271
she is 12 years old so they look bigger, also her mom bought her eyeliner.
something about her creeps me the fuck out.
>>671957478
>>671956773
Eating sugar?
>>671951848
pedophile detected
>>671957420
She's 18 and going off to college soon
>>671957478
She turns me on big time. Her eyes, man.
>>671957591
damn you anon, nightmares will be had.
>>671957669
no, she is not.
>>671957752
You're welcome
>>671957752
Those are nightmares I wouldn't mind having.
>>671944091
Sorry who?
What part of "forever queen" do you fail to understand?
>>671958673
It says 'goddess' not 'queen'. Boxxy is still cool in my book
>>671947135
Winning.
>>671959311
what?
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>>671944271
>>671944772
>>671950354
>>671950746
>>671950890
>>671953235
>>671954600
>>671954622
>>671959786
No, nigga.
>>671957665
She's 18 you piece of shit.
This is the queen of /b/
>>671961098
>>671961098
nah
you think you can out googly eye creepychan?
>>671948256
its CreepyChan you fucking newfaggot roody-poo
>>671956618
I want to gouge her eyes out with a safety pin
If she played bass in some indie band she would be on pitchfork the next day with 'best new music' 10/10
i see this thread is still here, even after i demolished your fool code.
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