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My friends Birthday is tomorrow. I want to wish a happy birthday at 12 but /b I'm hammered already. Talk to me and I'll dump what I've got. Conversation topics

> Use to be an escort
> Am going back to escorting now that I
> broke up with my bf of 4 1/2 years
> Kink fun is always a plus.
> Broke up because he knocked me up wasn't ready and I had to have an abortion or be a single mother.

Ask me anything. Get creative!
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Why don't you fuck off
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>>671931218
Why Anon? Give me a solid reason why I should fuck off and Maybe I will
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>>671931120
You know the rules
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>>671931352
Close up on pussy
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>>671931120

On a scale of q_q to ecksdee, how much did you enjoy working as an escort?

What was the average client like?

Did you do it for the money? The sex? Both?
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dude put your clothes back on and go to sleep you fucking whore
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>>671931412
Done.
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>>671931352
Because your body is unremarkable and you are a stupid whore.
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>>671931120
Do you use CL or backpages, or some other thing? How do you ensure your safety?
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>>671931699
I did it for the money. The average client was the average guy. Mostly bankers, or people who get bonuses and are a bit lonely. I was Really young and my specialty was being a lover / girlfriend experience. It wasn't until a year later did I really rock the porn star experience. Deep throating with gagging just being a real whore.

Pic related.
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>>671931774
I am alone. I haven't spent nights alone for four years. I can't sleep without some wine and it's just... I'm lonely.
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>>671932040
Well I live in Canada and like I said the average client is the average guy. No one wants to be caught with an escort or go to jail. It helps because I was with an agency and they took a share to set up appointments and the hotel. So there was the extra umph for client to behave because there is an agency and "people" who know what's up and who;s were
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Inb4 kik
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>>671932340
oh yeah well stop being a whore, and get some self respect and you wont feel alone.
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>>671931850
Well I never had difficulties booking an Entire Day of clients so you may not find it nice but I racked in the cash so clearly others disagree.
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bull shit, one word ATTENTION
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I think this is fake kek
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>>671932773
Doubtful. I'm not sure how to make real friends. I'm actually awkward as fuck and am a dork. High school drop out that moved to the big city.
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>>671931120
How would you have had to be a single mother of you had a BF?
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dude bf's dont want that shit
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>>671933022
Go back to school then.
You don't seem like an evil bitch like most girls. Just kind of stupid.
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>>671932845
Well ya. I'm not sure what I have to offer other than sexual appeal and zero judgement. Which is why I had no difficulties gaining clients, or being "friends" with others because you could tell me anything and it would go in the vault without judgement. Never sure how to find people to reciprocate. We all want attention one way or another.
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If I wanted to get an escort for the first time, how do I know what's legit and what's suspect? There's two "agencies" on backpage in my area and they seem sketchy as fuck. All the ads are the same layout with most of the same pictures and really awful pornhub-comment-style subject lines.
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Lik?
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>>671933304
You use to be a man, didn't you?
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>>671933091
He didn't want to be a father. He wasn't ready and told me I had to get an abortion. I killed my first kid because it wasn't a convenient time to have it. I've been irresponsible before but not like that
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>>671931120
Whats the most a person has paid for your services??
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>>671933022
well being a whore is a compensation for your shitty personality. make sense. what you need to do if this is actually real, stop putting naked pictures of yourself everywhere. go make some work buddies at an actual job, enjoy life.
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>>671933682
That's a bitch move. On both of y'alls part.
Nothing you can do but pick yourself up and move on. Go to school. Might take time, but you will eventually find a love again. Don't be one of those chicks who can't even be single for a full year. Actually get to know yourself first.
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>>671933285
I can't afford to go back to school. I need to work to make a living. That and I'm not certain if I can actually function in a school setting. I'm not certain of anything at this point other than I'm going to old and alone, childless, and miserable by 30 probably commit cuicide at 40 because I have no the fuck idea what the fuck I'm doing and have no value other than my youth and cunt.
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>>671933393
Well I'm not sure I know legit agencies in MY city but anywhere else it's really hit and miss. You could see if there is an escort review board in your city like we have Terb Your city probably has something similar.
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>>671933531
Nope never had a cock.
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>>671934018
Dont say that, you have more worth than that! You do have an asshole as well! :P
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These aren't even all the same woman. GTFO
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>>671933682

Jesus, here we are trying to start a regular conversation, and half the anons here are going full retard. For the record, you haven't even done anything worth the verbal abuse, though I'm sure you've also put up with worse.

Anyway: you say you have trouble making friends? That's kinda shit. What are some of your interests outside of escorting and drunk nude-posting? Not that I (and the others here) don't thoroughly appreciate it ;)
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>>671934474
Kek
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>>671933801
The most a client has paid is 2 grand for 8pm to 12am I fucked up though when he said "You remind me of my 12 year old niece. I paused for a brief moment because I was taken off guard and faultered in my character. He didn't see me again.
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>>671934541
kek this fag
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Will you tell your future boyfriend that you were a prostitute? If no, what will you do when he finds out?
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>>671934632
How old are you now?
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>>671933851
I have an actual job. Work buddies is difficult. I am again socially awkward I'm not sure what's acceptable to say... I cringe after any social outting because I can see I've made people soooo uncomfortable.
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>>671934018
God you're retarded. All you need is tough love. What do you mean you don't know of you can function in a School setting?
Pick a decent career path, sit your stupid ass down and learn. If you know that all you have is your youth am looks, than use it while you have them to get money for school. Love will come to you, don't go looking for it. #1 mistake most people do, they settle because they are afraid to be alone. Give it a few years.
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>>671931120
as an escort did u lie to your customer or whatever you called them? I mean like: I liked you a lot we should hang out sometime or any crap like this just to make them come back with more money for more services?
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>>671934474
Yes they are it's from 2011 till now.
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>>671934632
Also...you are very beautiful btw
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You need a dominant daddy in your life to show you your way.
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dude don't plz
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kik me dyingtolive86 if you ever wanna talk. lonely truck driver
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>>671935340
Kek x2
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>>671934775
I probably won't tell him. If he does find out I'll explain exactly like this "If you had something that dramatic in your past that could be so harshly judged, would you jump at any chance to share it?"
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>>671934541
Fuck you for thinking that killing babies is a-okay.
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>>671934310
Sounds like you were pretty bad at the whole hooker thing if you never had a cock
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What was your reg hrly rate?
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pro choice, deal with it
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>>671935080
Yes absolutely. I was always detached with clients. I wanted to be exactly what they wanted me to be. As soon as I figured that out I would try to be EXACTLY that
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>>671935167
Thank you. I'd hope so otherwise I was making good money for being "meh"
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Are you trying to fucking advertise?
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>>671935595
Keep ur religion to yourself Christ-fag
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>>671935595
Fuck you got thinking its not
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>>671935595
It's not that I don't think it's okay. It's the knowledge that I could have carried another Human being to term and raised them. I killed the potential of life. My first. My first potential. I killed it.
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>>671935453
copypasta
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>>671935705
$250 an hour
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Most fucked up shit a John tried taking you into doing?
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Any chance you can shove something huge up that snatch? Hairspray bottle please.
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>>671935925
Or maybe a good personality
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>>671935959
No, I have an agency for that. I am legitimately just lonely and have no way to talk about the fucked up shit other than with Anons on /b
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>>671931120
Why did he fucking leave you? Sounds like a fucking moron.
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i'm gonna leave and go fucking kill myself now before of the fags and cancer here get me first
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>>671935800
I felt with that crap for an escort
that's really crap
after a couple days and services you get to know she only wants your money.
also she offers the same gf thing you said you used to do
feels bad man
Im with you tonight op :(
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Did they give you a cool t-shirt?
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Are you on the east coast of the US?
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>>671936254
Raw doging. I've had some odd clients. A self proclaimed Just free convict. I only ever accepted one black client. Never brown because they are fucked. I worked at a rub and tug and the brown clients were always violent or tried to rip off the models
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>>671931120
Your good looking
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>>671936552
Reread thread dumfuck!

See here:>>671932535
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>>671936459
Op is an escort
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>>671936269
>9 â–¶
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>Any chance you can shove something huge up that snatch? Hairspray bottle please.

I've taken cock but nothing that size. I don't think that would be comfortable and I'd rather not strech my cunt unnecessarily and while tht romancing was Top notch it left me as dry as the desert.
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>>671936214
how much do girls with tits make per hour?
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>>671931120

So, OP - what are some of your favorite things to do? You wanted to talk? Let's talk! Also, Svedka master race reporting in, cracking open a fresh bottle. This thread is now an alcohol!
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>>671936552
No I'm an escort in Canada
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>>671936820
Wanna mud wrestle in a bath of baby oil
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>>671937013
The same as girls with huge boobs.
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>>671937013
Burn
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>>671931120
just to be clear, youre a female escort?

OK I have a question. I was thinking about finding an escort to see regularly. However, instead of sex I would just want handjobs. So, is this odd, and also how much less would that cost?

Thanks in advance
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>>671937150
are you near New Zealand?
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>>671936117
Every time you get your period you kill a potential baby. Every time you take a load you kill a potential baby. Stop being such a whiny cunt. I can see why he dumped your pathetic ass. You are nothing but a cum dumpster. Having a kid will make you a cum dumpster with a kid. Congrats when you make that hard lateral move.
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Do you like facials?
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>>671937303
nah, hell is for baby killers not snarks.
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>>671937106
Hmm, well I'm not sure. I use to love rock climbing, canoeing, cliff diving, gardening, camping, ATVs and snow mobiles but I live in the city and have been in a slump so I haven't really done any of that
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>>671936947
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>>671937572
Burn x2??
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>>671937467
It's better than flipping burgers at a fast food joint.
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did you always use protection?
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>>671931120
what do you value in life? why? do you like art? do you read? kik is dyingtolive86 if you wanna chat
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>>671931787
So, I think your boobs are really perfect. What do you think of them?

Just wondering cuz I notice a lot of girls who have perfect boobs like you seem to think theyre too small, but man I just think theyre perfect
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>>671937013
Roasted
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>>671937346
It's not odd and it would be regular rate. There aren't discounts for "lack" of holes used. There are charges if you want kinks like submission or things on those lines. So it would be 250 and hour if you were to go through an agency. Your paying for time not Specifics. I had one client that came just to be held...
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>>671937700
thirsty nigga got dubs
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>>671931120
You told me to ask so, can you sqeeze you tits together?
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>>671937467
Calling me a cum dumpster makes me sooo wet. Please call me more names Sir... Mmm
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>>671937545
Depends whos giving them. But fuck yes.
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>>671937670
well played anon. like the trace buster buster buster.
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>>671937684
Yes. Always I was offered good money to raw dog but my health is far more important than money.
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Any vids?
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>>671938111
*tips cap*
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>>671937700
Depends on the art. But ya I like most things to be honest it doesn't take much to take my breath away. I'm just too fucking whimpy and fucked to take advantage of life.
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>>671938041
Well duh...that's why you do nothing but fuck for money
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>>671935595
>fetus
>baby
pick one, dipshit
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OP how would you feel if I rated you 7/10?
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>>671937741
Thank you. They are perfect because they are mine. I do love myself but I also hate myself. It's a confusing relationship. I have to work on a lot but nothing to do with things I can't changed like breast size. I'm not giving up rollercoasters to have larger boobs.
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>>671936277
Well, you seem like a very nice woman. I wish you nothing but the best
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>>671933022
Youre in Canada? Im in USA and want to marry a Canadian girl so I can legally live and work in Canada. Is this something you would be interested in? It could just be for the paperwork but I wouldnt mind spooining you to sleep every night
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>>671938395
>I'm just too fucking whimpy and fucked to take advantage of life.
but not to wimpy and fucked to take life
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>>671937997
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>>671937577
Shit, cliff diving? For real? That's pretty hardcore. Don't think I'd ever go for it, but right on! Climbing and boating are sweet, specially with a good friend or two to make shitty jokes with (still a favorite while climbing: "Hey, watch out for that snake").

Have you ever tried hang-gliding? Still get nervous as fuck my first jump off, but there's something ridiculously awesome about being able to pretend and feel like--even just for a minute or so--you're actually flying and going off somewhere far, far away.

Wouldn't recommend it while plastered, though. Swear to god I almost killed myself from trying to do a barrel roll, I'm lucky as shit I leveled out on my own.
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Can we get a vid of you Fingering pussy and ass?
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>>671938350
I can't post anything they are all too large
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>>671933682
best pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrAdKlniws
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>>671938453
Not to the average person. I actually work for a reputable firm and know one there knows more than that I live in Toronto and am good at my job.
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>>671938938
Can you post externally and link?
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>>671938919
^^^ OP dont be a fag, we want close up
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How long ago did you break up?
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>>671938593
Meh, I've gotten higher but the whole "beauty is in the ye of the beholder" I'd be hotter if I could make you happy everyday or at least you'd rate me higher
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clear shot of pussy please. I still think you used to be a man.
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>>671938627
Fuck that was great. Is this the same person - OP here
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>>671939275
ok good because you are actually a 6/10
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>>671938856
I have always wanted to try hand-gliding!!!!! A little to expensive and not offer near me. Maybe if I get back in to escorting and go on vacation :P
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>>671939288
>. I still think you used to be a man.
probably because man-hands
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>>671939540
no hes a tranny/10
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>>671939288
Kekitty keek kek
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>>671938627
>fertilized egg
>human being
you honestly can't tell the difference, can you?
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>>671937150
What province?
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>>671934632
>You remind me of my 12 year old niece
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>>671939540
Please provide picture References of 0, 5, and 10 So I can compare what you're comparing too
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i would use those enormous drapes for decor
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>>671939288
dubs dont lie
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>>671939617
That's cool the abortion pretty much proves otherwise... That and me getting a period every month... soo nope never been a dude
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>>671931120
My turn,
1. You are hot, no arguing that.
2. You have pleny to offer, if you need to air out laudry on 4chan, then you are eother bating or have a heart, heart is enough for the right person.
3. You seem to have mistakes in your past, we all do, learn from them, nove on, and enjoy yourself...if you can do that and love then you can offer more than any partner needs.
4...THANKS FOR THE NUDES...seriously awesome body you have.
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>>671939746
Oh hey everyone did we tell you the good news? We're having a fetus!!
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>>671934310
dem perfect titties!
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>>671939987
i dont actually know if you had an abortion. or that you get your period everymonth. All I can go by is you have a man body and a man face and man hands and tiny boobs and no clear picture of your vagina.
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>>671938817
>>671938613
American again trying to gain citizenship...
I might be willing to impregnate you too. Id pay whatever child support after if we decide to break up but we both want out genes in the gene pool so...
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>>671939927
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how long ago did you break up with your BF. want to know how much of a whore you are.
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>>671938817
will you marry me?
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>>671940382
Dinner time?
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>>671939104
Ifnyou worked for a firm theyd know a bit more about you than that. Your past work history ect.
However i am not inclined to believe a cock sucker to be honest.
On top of that the average person doesnt matter when it comes to this conversation. You fuck for money of course youre hardass facade would incinuate you love being called a cum guzzler because thats your character

>>Tl;Dr you only fuck for money so what I said still stands
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>>671939820

5 on left 10 on right
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>>671940549
Jan. 2nd
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>>671940382
that does not help. legs spread. lips spread.
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2 fingers in ass 2 in pussy pic?
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>>671940708
how long till you had another cock in you? you cumdumpster little whore
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>>671939615
I think a vacation's exactly what you need! Go somewhere interesting, after you've saved up a little. Be someone completely different. ENjoy yourself :)
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>>671939104
toronto? lonely? i live near dundas west wanna meet up? get a cup of coffee at a timmies? my treat.
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>>671941001
I haven't yet... But with you calling me that I miss it that much more
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escorts are fucking degenerates. Go celibate for a year and meditate, otherwise a real men will never want anything to do with your disgusting unpure soul
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>>671934906
Who is this edgelord? Shut up already
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>>671931120
its ur family proud of you?
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>>671941275
Yeah let daddy fill you up nice ,baby girl
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>>671941272
dundas west and? I'm in my pajamas but meh. I do have to work tomorrow as well
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>>671941275
so the little dirty slut posting pictures on /b/ two months after a break up and you havent gotten the D. you lying little dirty worthless little whore.
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>>671941359
Yes actually. They know I am successfully living in the big city. Not on drugs or fucked out of my tree. I have a future if I don't fuck up harder.
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>>671933304
Low-judgment is actually really valuable. You're probably smarter than you give yourself credit for, but low-judgment means you're not using judgment as a crutch to hold your personality together.

>>671933682
:< Honey, if it was early on, it wasn't a kid yet in any way. Literally just a bunch of cells. You didn't kill a kid, you just didn't bear one. Women spend practically all their lives not bearing kids when they could.

>>671935453
This is probably for down the road a little, but there might come a point where you'd get rewarded for deciding to be honest + open with your boys.

>>671934870
Take the time to work on yourself, go to therapy. It gets better.
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We want more pics, Give them to us you cum guzzling Cock Priestess
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>>671941669
I fucked my ex. But thats the same D as the ex D so I don't think that counts....
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>>671941689
Don't you mean "get fucked up harder"? Haha dirty escort pussy prolly like 2 flapjacks
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>>671941689
successfully .
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>>671941498
nearest intersection is dundas and bloor. 5 minutes from the subway station. well we can meet up friday night if you want. lets make you not awkward.
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>>671941766
>if it was early on, it wasn't a kid yet in any way
I'm curious to know the science side of this disproving life.
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>>671931120
how do rate yourself out of 10?

would you say you have low, average or high self-esteem?
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>>671940382
I'm in Toronto (and Chicago) a lot for work -- From Windsor area... If only I was up that way *sigh* :p As if... right lol

Me = good looking, fit, 31.. I've thought about getting an escort before -- But I've always concluded that it's probably easier to just meet a random girl.. perhaps I'm wrong?? *shrug*
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>>671941978
Spadina and Bloor. By lets make me less awakrd do you mean you're going to fuck me?
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Can my gf get pregnant if we dry hump? How early r there signs of being pregnant?
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>>671933022
That's the best type of girl anon, find a dorky guy with money
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>>671941871
this slut thinks shes successful XD
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What kinds of diseases have you contracted from clients?
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>>671941689

Hey have any of your clients been good/gotten you off? Or do you kinda go numb about the whole thing?
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>>671941912
Thanks I needed a Giggle - Op here
Successfully as in I'm not on drugs or fucked out of my tree NOT successfully as I am racking in the cash and shit. I can't seem to manage to push past Why people want what they do (they are lonely) If I could shut down and go for it. Be a gold digging cunt maybe I would be "successful"
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>>671942254
are you OP? if you are how is fucking you gonna make you less awkward. no i meant more like go clubbing/ skating have fun.
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>>671942095

I'm not sure how to answer that. 7/10 I guess
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>>671942258
signs of pregnancy are unimportant since it's not really life. You have nothing to think about or worry about.
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>>671942511
keep living under that fake positivism dirty slut.
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>>671931120
Have you ever been approached by virgin clients?
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>>671931120
Do you have more pics of you posing like this?
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>>671942268
Lmfao bruh !!
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>>671942232
6477867495. Well even if you just want a silly chat while in T. let me know :) You know what I look like and all of my deepest darkest secrets. Could be fun
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>>671932200
link to said porn?
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>>671931120
OP, we need a picture of you fingering your pussy with your ass spread
that, or a dildo shoved in one of the two. Either way, we need to see you getting off.
also, being hammered isn't such a bad thing.
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>>671942405
None. I've never tested positive for anything I am extremely... Extremely cautious.
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>>671942814
>7/10
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>>671943102
what do i save you as on my phone. do you have a name or 4chan escort?
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>>671942814
>7/10
what do you consider your flaws?

>low self esteem=do things you know you'll regret
>average self esteem=only regret things after you do them
>high self esteem=never regret
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>>671942449
I made it a point never to orgasm while being paid. It didn't feel... Right? I'm not sure. There were a few talented clients in which I could have but forced myself not too
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>>671935453
Tell him you fucking idiot. Oh my fucking God!
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Do you do anal?
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>>671942784
I'm trying to develop "normal" hobbies everyday. It's just a bit lonely.
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>>671943497
Bullshit! I bet you drip at the sight of money you dirty animal
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>>671943350
She was talking to me /b/ro ;)

>>671943102
I can't see myself texting from 4chan -- probably not the brightest idea giving our your phone number on here ;) :p

If you have snapchat / kik -- can chat on there.. maybe exchange numbers down the road ;)
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>>671942969
I have no reason to be fake on here Anon. So you can be sure anything I say is god honest Zero fucks giving truth.
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>>671943497

:( Honey, I think it's ok to enjoy your work...

>BTW, sorry you have some kind of anxiety around people, you seem to be a pretty cool woman.
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>>671942987
Nope, not that I know of.
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>>671938817
What do you think, OP?
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>>671943653
yeah so im asking you to come out with me. told you where i live. if youre down im down
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>>671943856
Wpuld you ever fuck one?
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>>671943770
does it matter? i live in toronto i could see her right now. loosen her up for you.
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>>671943889
pretty thin, definitely not the biggest I've seen
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people who make sex the center of their universe are literally nothing. You are the most unevolved souls in the universe. You are barely a step up from animals, and you will never make any spiritual progress if you keep acting like degenerates. Trust me when I tell you that there is more to life than nihilism and debauchary. There will be trials ahead but once you complete them you will be like holy fuck what was I doing before? I am fucking at one with everything and shit nigga. Seriously give me one arguement about how being a lust fueled nihilist progresses humanity? It doesn't. I'm not saying you fuckers are going to burn in hades, but I am saying that you are missing out by just jerking off all day. I was where most of you are once, and I'm not saying I am the second coming, but maybe you should try something new, because I highly doubt you are where you want to be in life.
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>>671943889
beautiful cock
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>>671931120

How many customers have you done BBFS with?
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>>671932340
Yeah, welcome to our lives.
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>>671943889
autism/10
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>>671942268
If you grew up in my household then you would agree. We're probably from different walks of life. I don't really care if my life thus far isn't a "success" to you but if I would have stayed in any of my homes I'd be where all of my old firends are. Drug addicts, have children are on welfare etc... So Ya I'm not making 100K legitimately a year... But I take what I've done different compared to the rest as a success.
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>>671943896
Holy shit dude give it up. She obviously doesn't want to see you, but she's too nice to tell you no.
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>>671944096
Thanks, anon.
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>>671944034
haha.. Loosen her up... lol.. I do have a pretty thick cock.
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She hasn't been in this thread for a while hahah! You got trolled by me hahahahah!!!!
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>>671943653

Honestly, just put up something in E-Harmony or Match.com. You seem to be a very nice lady
>ignore the teenage faggot posts above, I'm 30something
and very dateable. I think you have some self esteem issues from your past, see someone about it. Hell if I saw your profile, and was single, I'd give another look.
>Bonus points for having tons of experience, I never to find a woman to get me off orally, a future bf might love a woman who knows what she is doing

Give yourself more credit than you allow yourself to have.
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>>671944132
^ What Anon said.
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>>671944260
are you a retard? whats so obvious? how do you know shes nice? she said shes lonely so im offering company.
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>>671943399
Flaws. Hm I am a flaky I get depressed and don't want to leave the house and ruin great opportunities that way.

I am indecisive. If I could fucking choose what to study I'd be in school already but I can't. I have no fucking idea.

My lack of structure. I don't eat on a normal schedule, or anything else. Just go to work.

My inability to not make things awkward in a social settting
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>>671944448
fag
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>>671944377
Yup!! Like i said 2 flapjacks
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>>671944231
long story short, you're just a whore and a pretty fucked up person. If you're looking at it with any type of optimistic view, then you're more fucked up than you realize. you're pretty much just trash
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>>671944548
Being a whore in the past is a definite deal breaker for 95% of guys. The kind of guys that are attractive and confident. Enjoy your basement neckbeards telling you it does not matter. Don't tell and find your boyfriend shooting you some sunny day when he finds out. Bon voyage idiot.
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>>671944715

ADHD, they have drugs for that.
or PTSD, and sorry. They have drugs for that too.
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>>671943350
Tickles? I don't know.
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>>671932535
Whereabouts in Canada? I'm down with the escorts, if you're looking to get back in the business, I might be interested.
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>>671944377
AND based OP delivers with the anal shot
Nice, actually.
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>>671931120
>hammered
>on a Wednesday

Go fuck yourself.
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>>671943503
Why would I tell him that? Seriously? Maybe if it ever naturally comes up. But not like Okay okay 1st date kiss on the lips 2nd date some ass grabbing 3 dating Who knows 4th definitely something happening .... 20th date "Sooo hey... uh ya I use to be an escort..." How about no Anon.
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>>671934632
How much for BBFS/creampie?
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>>671944938
Saved as Rachel
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>>671943554
Who doesn't?
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>>671944889
Fuck off, just stfu.
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>>671931666
Nice Satan trips.
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>>671936117
Yep, it's murder. Very unfortunate. You would have been better off keeping it.

Does Canada not have child support laws?
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>>671942026
Look up the whole process of the life of a baby in the womb! They have cool photos.

Personally I believe it is the first brain waves that make it a baby. Most states will say 15-20(organ growth abd brain wave activity) weeks and the church believes the moment of the sperm going into the egg bam.
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Pussy looks like an old boxing glove
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>>671943889
Op here - I think you should have absolutely no problem with the ladies :P
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>>671944715
not quite what i meant, but an interesting answer.
i meant physical flaws

>I am indecisive. If I could fucking choose what to study I'd be in school already but I can't. I have no fucking idea.

my advice speaking from experience. choose the easiest subject that will get you into a college near where you want to live. you can change majors after you get in and find something you like. also community college is great for exploring what subjects you like at a pretty low cost.
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>>671945140
If you're not open about it , then you should not date. They will never know true you. If that shit comes up after you two have been together for years you ruin 2 lives. You self loving narcissistic idiot. You seem completely fucked up.
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>>671943965
Maybe if I were an escort. But I don't throw the cat around all nonsensically for free for shits and giggles.
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>>671937467
You're an idiot for comparing menstruation to abortion. A modern-day, liberal-educated, mindless idiot.
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>>671943896
>trying to befriend a whore
how low can you go
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>>671938535
I know the pro-abortion pro-Satan people want you to think you're intelligent, but you aren't: a human fetus is an unborn baby.
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>>671944377
people actually pay for this? did you get a labia transplant from a nigger?
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>>671945352
Jacking off in mommys basement? Son, I'm disappointed in you. Or a feminist bitch? Fuck you!
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>>671944377
Oh that's so sweet
>>671931352
Op the space between ur legs has a shape of a heart that's even sweeter
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>>671945713
>a human fetus is an unborn baby
it is not sentient, therefore isn't a baby yet
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>>671945825
You're the same guy trying to get op:s attention. You idiot. She's gonna give you attention when you throw 250 bucks to her face. You get dick squat with your ridiculous pillow talk shit.
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>>671931120
>>says she doesnt cum when fucked by clients
>>gets wet at the very mention of her being a cum dumpster

Riiiiight
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>>671943102
>>671944377
I'm dom -- and a pretty possessive one.. Not sure I'd be down with you fucking other guys.. I'd have to re-frame that in my mine.. might have to stick with chatting ;)
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>>671945148
I never did Bare Back. So I'm not sure what you mean by BBFS
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>>671931120

Sorry, OP, this board is full of fag tonight. Ignore the naysayers, you are a lovely young lady, post something on a dating site and get a new man.
>I wish you lived nearby, you sound interesting to get to know. Would bang too.
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So, do you do OWO/BBBJ and where can I book you when you get back into the biz?

I am completely serious, and I pay well.
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>>671945410
Meh a little bit I guess
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>>671946030
No I'm not I just saying I know that she won't look at me anon I just wanna be kind u can't say that it's not nice >>671944377
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>>671931120
Why are you depressed? Do you still enjoy sex?
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Used leather looking ass pussy
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>>671945529
You're probably right. I know I'm fucked up. I'm very open with those that have seemed trust worthy. Which so far is 2 people and the entire internet
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>>671946402
more like a worn out catcher's mitt
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>>671931120
Fuck OP, your life disgusts me. You have about as much value as a handful of semen-drenched tissue paper. How much of an idiot are you that all you're capable of is lying on your back and cramming anything in your holes?
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>>671946036
Yes, absolutely right. I am looking for attention not being PAID to give my attention to others. Big difference
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>>671932535
Your sexy can I get a clear butt hole pic
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>>671946616
You are. Good luck with your life. If fucking outta here.
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>>671946616

>I know I'm fucked up

No, you just have a bunch of 15 year olds feeding you crap. Ignore their shit, get a good man, get therapy if you need it (you have some serious underlying trust/social issues and I suspect abuse) and for the love of god don't feel bad or guilty for doing a job you are good doing.
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>>671946865
Contradiction at its finest.
If thats the case why are you an escort numbnuts
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>>671946056
I haven't been an escort since 2012. I am thinking about going back in seeing as I am now living independently in the city. I mean I have an okay job but still I want to actually do things once and a while and rent on your own is just... too expensive
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>>671946066
Damn you didn't even do bareback blow jobs?
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>>671931120
YOU FUCKING ROCK SHOUTOUT TO YOU , FUCK THESE FEGS AND THE HATERS
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>>671947153
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!!!!!
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>>671946294
I have my number posted Anon. I'm not sure what OWO is to be honest abbreviations are not my strong suit.
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>>671947044
Feminist bitch. Does it feel good writing as a man to a whore , telling her its all good and she is doing well? That men also probably abused her and now will accept her for giving pussy for money? Get the fuck outta here you dumb bitch.
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>>671947071
>>671947046
>>671946865


Bam bitch what the fuck did I just say
There is no difference what so fucking ever here.
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>>671947254
You op?
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>>671945713
Im pro killing children.
You ignorant fuck tards only give a shit till its born into drugged out fucked up homes and grows up to be a serial killer.
Pro life. lets bomb a clinic and kill some mother fuckers.

Eat a dick.
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>>671931120
Hey kik me at shemar1010 I'm from Toronto :)
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>>671931120

OP if my wife weren't coming home in the next 5 minutes I'd blow a load from your pics.
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>>671946569
Yes I still enjoy masturbating and the thought of having rough sex. So yes probably depressed because I didn't think I would be single again.
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>>671946712
That was supposed to be mean but again just turned me on. Please tell me how I'm worth nothing, how my holes are the only useful thing I have to offer... How you want to abuse my holes. Own them... Own me..
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>>671947292
Must've missed that. OWO = Oral Without ie. blowjob with no condom.
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>>671947450
Why are you on here if everyone will give you shit? Do you like men degrading you?
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>>671947450

OP if you were the one paying for sex, what would you want done to you?
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>>671947388
I'm pro killing you.
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