Look what just arrive!! Im so exited ... What should i do first?
>>671849566
rekt dat pussi!
>>671849566
They are shite.. doesn't feel real at all. Feels more like a vagina when you use your hands.
>>671849566
Missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
>>671849566
Put your dick in it
>>671849566
put your penis in it?
>>671849566
Cut that tattoo off your goddamn wrist.
Are you Jewish? Your arm hair looks Jewish.
>>671849566
the packaging implies it's an onahole for normies.
Next time get one with 2d waifus on it's package or GTFO.
>>671849566
cut your penis off, stuff it inside fleshlight, return it to store, record their reaction when they open box
>>671849566
>>671849566
Use it as a hammer and kill yourself
Lets start the party!
Sharpie in pooper
>>671849566
put the box down, get a life
>>671849566
Open the box.
>>671849944
Don't forget to shit in it so you get the true anal experience.
Throw it in the fucking trash because it's not a Tomax onahole.
>>671849566
>>671849666
>>671849944
Basement dwelling sad cunts.
Op you fucking faggot, you could for example, man the fuck up and ask a real chick out you dumb retard.
First look, i dont like the "pearl" color , but, stoya!!! So.
>>671850175
sorry, we know toys are only for sexy girls who get laid anyways.
>>671850297
Nice vape, faggot. Why didn't you just buy a dildo?
>>671850493
>>671850049
Kek
>>671850666
Satan trips m80
Kinda heavy , fels like a quatity toy in hand.
>>671850493
kek
>>671849566
Try opening the fucking box
>>671850807
>quatity
why are you going to fuck plastic instead of a real pussy, faggot? are you too ugly?
>>671850175
mfw bought fleshlight just got here this week
off all day waiting for a girl I'm gonna see to get off work. fuck the fleshlight twice feelsgoodman
due to fleshlight fuck ruin girl after she comes over. fuck her until she is nothing but a chunky puddle of girl
worth it
>>671851053
>toy
its just a toy dude!!! kep calm
>>671850297
lol gotta get that vape in the pic
what a sad picture a grown man in a dark room with a vape and a fleshlight, why dont you light a candle for date night
>>671851117
Are you retarded or just stupid?
>>671851117
Yeah.. No
>>671850493
hahaha nailed it
Omg! Look at the fucking blue alíen fleshlight!!! Some one have it in here?
>>671851282
drunk
but it is true. the fleshlight feels good as fuck and i can hardly come when i fuck a girl after
I have the Jenna haze one and the Tori Black one haha have fun
do you clean that shit each time after cuming in it?
Nice and soft , but, a little cold i guest. Some tip warming it?
>>671851935
Run some warm water into it for a few minutes.
>>671851469
Are you some filthy pervertert arab who types like a monkey?
Seriously
Why all the exclamation marks and excitement over a fleshlight? Fucking pathetic
>>671851935
you have to put it in hot water for a wile i think
>>671851611
Thank you, that's all you had to say. I didn't understand the point you were trying to make.
>>671851469
I want the necro one. Nothing like fucking a dead body.
>>671849566
>>671849944
>>671850297
>>671850807
You should of bought a japanese onahole, they feel so much better, aren't huge like those and are much much cheaper.
Stoya's pussy looks relly amazing
I just got a loli onahole. The bumps inside actually feel really good. Made me squirt buckets.
>>671851935
put some alu foil around it and place it in the microwave. it works way faster than hot water (which btw destroys the fleshlight by doing often)
>>671849566
femanon here, your pathetic
>>671852506
>squirt
look, another trap faggot who thinks that he squirts
>>671852692
show cunt
>>671852692
ha!
>>671852692
*You're
Heil.
>>671852692
Your tits are wierd
>>671852735
How old are you boy? I meant squirt as in when I ejaculate semen out of my penis pretty hard. But 0/10 out of the trolling attempt. Enjoy being a faggot while I fuck my loli onahole.
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>>671852692
Bet you use a vibrator slut
Getting a Tenga flip hole tomorrow. Its my first sex toy any tips
>>671852692
How does it feel to know that every man who ever looks at your tits will feel quietly disappointed?
>>671852692
i'm not op, but
no gf right now, but there is a fwb that isnt always available
have considered getting a fleshlight or tenga toy to use when im horny and she's working or something. what's pathetic here?
if the dude goes and tries to marry the fleshlight, yeah, thats pathetic. so far he seems to just be admiting the quality and asking other /b/tards for advice on care
>>671849566
Awesome, nice box of dying alone!
>>671852692
But you having 3 dildoes in your ass is not?
lel grow up
>>671852692
why is it wrong for a dude to have a sex toy and not for a girl??
also why do you even bother to post you crooktitted twat?
>>671852692
you're*
>>671852692
More girls use dildos than men use any other type of sex toy.
Double standards, if it's acceptable for you to use one than it's the same for us.
>>671852692
would vote you for president for showing tits just to tell him he is a faggot XD
>>671852692
I live your little tits, they are very nice and I'd love to work them over. I would appreciate more (and better quality) pics of them
>>671853470
This!
Please
You're liking it!
>>671853364
>implying everyone on 4chan isn't dying alone.
You do realize that you are taking the time out of your day to criticize a guy on an anonymous board right?
>>671853215
>Enjoy being a faggot while I fuck my loli onahole
you must be an autist by thinking you arent a faggot when fucking a "loli onahole"
Shit i forgot im whearing my castiti device and mi GF have the key , nooooooooo!!!!!
>>671852847
>>671852963
>>671853081
>>671853246
>>671853310
>>671853403
>>671853465
>>671853470
>>671853560
>galling for bait this hard
Jesus Christ guys
>>671853465
that's not it, OP is pathetic because he bought an onahole marketed towards sad normies.
>>671852692
ugly ass titties, never post them again pls
>inb4 mad
Nop, I don't fuck flashlights
>>671853591
While taking a shit, nonetheless. My point remains valid. He could have just paid for sex and come off slightly less pathetic.
>>671853871
Falling* my bad
>>671853853
but it's not even locked, you faggot ass op.
>>671853853
send her this pic and post her respond in this thread
>>671852692
perfect, cheers luv, print off a4 of this stick fleshlight thru white bit, fuck away
>>671853657
You seem jelly anon. You mad bro that I have one and you don't? Also, I can't be a faggot for fucking a fake pussy even if it's fake. Unlike you who sticks dildos up their ass and calls strangers on the internet faggots.
Tell your little sister I said hi.
>>671853853
not locked. bad troll.
>>671853871
People Just wrote a few words, clam down lol
>>671854076
...can I see it anon
>>671854076
Please show us, just for de funnies :^)
>>671853975
Ok
>>671853246
doing what i want with my own body doesn't make me a slut. also, you can't compare a vibrator with a male sex toy. when i use my sex toys i do it because i don't feel like going out picking up some hot guy. when OP uses his toy, he does it because he's unable to get any girl
>>671853081
>>671853310
see pic related
>>671854336
be gentle oniichan
>>671854817
see
>>671854642
op have GF , your argument is invalid
>>671854817
you are a woman so slut by default. even my wife and daughter are sluts....
>>671854817
Yup, love your little titties. You give me wood.
>>671852692
cyka blat
>>671854817
fake
timestamp in anus pls
or else u fake
and small tits if fake
>>671854817
show your face = )
>>671854817
I'd fuck you. All the ones trash talking are manlet virgins
>>671854857
Is it fun and tight anon
>>671852692
show us your dildos hypocrite
>>671854817
can u write Silvester on ur tits ?
>>671855178
yeah
Got myself a fleshy not too long ago, wonderful purchase
>>671854817
Wright dimins on your tits pls
>>671854817
Your logic is soo broken, no wonder you were born as a female
>>671854817
Seems like you did not like my response on your breasts :^). Why are you even trying to make a point on 4chan btw?
>>671849566
remove treble clef from wrist
>>671854817
Nice double standard.
Also nice tits.
>>671852692 Tiny tits them
>>671854817
how does it feel to have boobs that are not equal in size?
>>671854817
Unable to get a girl?
>>671852692
u retard
you're even more retard than the average woman
Eat spaghetti out of it.
>>671849566
>not getting the ass model.
>mfw
>>671854817
Fuck you ugly bitch :*
>>671854817
Writes there in u tits , I am a strong, independent woman !
>>671856154
nice one "buddy"
>>671856154
oh shit that's OP's tattoos
nice pull my good man
>>671851935
after rubbing your dick in there for a minute it'll be already warm. a penis is actually pretty hot, we're just not very aware because we're so used to grabbing it
>>671856154
rekt, jealous girl is mad because nobody is paying attention to her and men in society are finally starting to realize the bullshit double standards, you're losing your value women, good on you bro, you do you.
>>671856090
the anus is gross, cunny is so much better man.
>>671852692
woman uses sex toy - empowered
man uses sex toy - loser
Bitches got no idea how to logic.
>>671856513
naw naw,
>>671855154
It is. It's bit noisy when you put a lot of lube in it and go to town. You can squeeze your hand for more pleasure and the cleanup is a breeze. They attract dirt though so I keep mine wrapped in a towel when not using. It's not very deep either but if you twist it just right it doesn't matter.
>>671852692
You have a 13 year old boy body.
You'll always be men's second option after the big titted chicks.
And now after flashlights too.
>>671849566
Get some corn starch for your rubber cooter OP.
The powder shit they sell to care for it says 100% cornstarch on the back side of the label.
>>671854817
Your tits look a bit on the...saggy side...like, I've seen better on a 50yo. You may have a pretty face and petite figure but I'm sure they're disappointed In the quality of the goods once you get naked.
Probably have a flappy vaj too
>>671849882
>your armhair looks jewish
Fucking kek
>>671856154
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe OP!
>>671852692
this cunt is so desperate in her attempts to humiliate a strong man who don't need no woman because she's being replaced by a $50 product that she rushed herself into posting her tits with no bullshit, just so her opinion had a little bit more validity by proving she's a real woman
no YOU are pathetic
now go apply your makeup
>>671849882
nice
>>671857343
And she got bitch slapped by OP. What a great thread.
>>671854642
QUE COJONES! TU ERES ESPAÑOL?
Que puto asco.
>>671851935
microwave 60 secs
check em
>>671857505
Que ayyy putos!!!
>>671849780
kek'd
Do something productive with your life
>>671856661
ok then enjoy your literal shithole i guess.
>>671854817
moarrr
Put it in a blender that you named Waifu
>>671853283
Make sure you religiously clean that, I had the red one and didnt clean it for a few days and got a fungual infection on my dick
>feels bad man
>>671857841
Sure will, don't worry fam.
>>671854817
hello sweet cheeks >>671856154 you wish you had a nicer pussy than his gf's and his fleshlight's, or please if you're willing to prove yours is better you can always show us like your tits. something for us to use with our fleshlights while laughing
>>671852692
>>671854817
Overgrown child. Spoiler: I'm not referring to your body.
Good way to derail a thread.
>>671853446
This, so fucking much this. What's wrong with having a fleshlight. As long as you don't stuff it in a body pillow or buy a full sized plastic woman there's nothing wrong with you. For god sakes there's chicks buying those dildo rocking chair things and plastic hips with a duck attached and somehow men are pathetic when they use anything else than their hands. Oh and fuck you >>671852692 todler tits mcgee. I'd rather fuck a fleshlight than someone who looks like they haven't even had their first period yet.
>>671853972
Its the principle of things
>>671858186
fucking cringe
>>671855905
nice triforce faggot
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>>671849915
Roll
>>671852692
>>671854817
Hi, would it amuse you to watch a pathetic guy use his fleshlight? I would like a female opinion on how I look (body-wise, don't really want to show face obviously :))...
Would do this on some anonymous cam-site like oocam or so, so no need to use an existing account.
>>671858587
Not a roll thread.
But you knew that didn't you?
>>671858875
Fucking pathetic dude, kill yourself
>>671854817
Prove that you aren't a trap
>>671854817
rate me babe
>>671859212
Pathetic or well crafted troll?
You lose good sir.
>>671858875
either bait or you're as much as a loser as OP is.
>>671856154
REKT
>>671859000
roll
>>671859000
roll
>>671859403
>op have GF, toys and their enjoy playing together
>op is a loser
how jely are you?
>>671858475
Threads like this where an anon shares a new exciting event in his life and everyone cheerfully offers congratulations, support and encouragement are priceless.
I just wish we could all have a group hug.
Especially crazy tits.
>>671859651
>>671859588
samefag
>>671859830
You mean lazy nips.
Cause those nipples look like a lazy eye
>>671860179
>>671854817
attention seeking whore.
what are u even doing here? except fishing some compliments by lonely neckbeards.
they would even compliment a 2/10 just to see tits. dont think ur a special flower and let a man have a toy. or next time i wish you are going to be some degenerates toy
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>>671854817
ugly tits, fucking slag
>>671852692
But that was last month?
>>671854817
mind to show us you're pretty little pussy??
>>671854817
>make me a slut
having sex with 50 guys by the age of 18 does
>>671860179
nice
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>>671849566
>what should i do first
Kill yourself
By the whay
lol, giggles doesn't get the warm reception she expected
>>671849566
Hal9000 is watching you faggot
>>671854817
LopsIDED much?
>>671860907
kek...
but u better not gonna complain that shit is lose afterwards
>>671849566
throw it away and get a real gf you fucking degenerate
>>671856154
OWNED
Youre boobs are pathetic
>>671852692
Calls guy pathetic because he want to jerk off
Shows tits on the Internet because low self esteem, daddy issues and no friends
>>671849566
Whatever you do, remove the plastic tube from inside the pussy before you stick your dick in it.
Speaking from experience.
>>671853340
Thats love right there /b/ro
>>671861238
this idiot obviously didn't even read the whole thread.
>>671853853
Fucking chastised cringe, no matter what, on traps, regular guys of fucking aliens it is pathetic
>>671861524
again, its just a toy dude, keep calm
>>671854817
I have a girlfriend, I am not in the mood to go out and get it.
Using your logic right? It is more convenient to fuck a fleshlight
>>671854817
If I had a GF with those titrs, I would have bought a fleshlight also...
>>671861358
She'm got fucking roasted
>>671861812
BURN!
>>671852692
Hey, how are you? Still sober?
>>671852692
My Gf Has much bigger tits
Fuck off kid
(pic) you
>>671849566
nice op!
just be really carefull that you dont
accidently the whole fucking thing!
>>671860933
Translation?
>>671861358
This, and her tits aren't even anything to look at. They look like chubby man boobs
>>671854817
the autism is stronk with this one
>>671855905
Hahahha
This guy sucks C3POs dick
Vaping is gay
don't worry giggles, I still love you
>>671856458
too much barbar will rot your brains
>>671849566
You should probably take a shower first, you greaseball looking faggot.
>>671849566
Take it out to dinner
>>671854817
ur a tranny lmao fuck outta here
>>671854817
U r cool. Luv u bb.
>>671849566
KEK
>>671849566
use it?
Show her that you can treat a lady right and give her the ol lickaroo OP
>>671854817
A guy who has a fake pussy and wears dick shield around has outsmarted you.....
>>671849566
Kill yourself.
>>671849566
That shit tattoo
>>671849944
those nasty fingers
>>671850297
>vapes
>>671851469
Necro-feelya
This has to be the most elaborate bait ever.
If not, then >>671852692 is right.
>>671853853
Yep this is bait, bye.
>>671862052
>I can't play [smiley]
>Why did you put it on?
>hehehhee
>>671850493
>>671856154
savage
>>671850493
>vaping
>buys fleshlight
>triforce tattoo on fingers
>star wars collectibles
This has got to be a troll
>>671852692
thx for obeying the rules
>>671852692
>671852692 >>671852847 >>671852963 >>671853063 >>671853081 >>671853246 >>671853310 >>671853340 >>671853403 >>671853446 >>671853461 >>671853465 >>671853467 >>671853470 >>671853923 >>671854024 >>671855007 >>671855178 >>671855700 >>671855955 >>671856577 >>671856716 >>671857343 >>671858373 >>671858475 >>671858875 >>671860722 >>671861358 >>671861938 >>671861942 >>671864554
samefag
>>671856154
aw shietttttt
>>671852435
Yours already looks fucked m8.
Mine better quality.
>>671856361
>a penis is actually pretty hot
Gay confirmed
>>671852692
Kill yourself it's 02.03.2016
