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You come home and your son looks like this what do you do? >inb4

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You come home and your son looks like this what do you do?
>inb4 turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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Have a long talk about safe sex.
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turn 720 degrees and walk away
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>>671847510
Time to go shopping for bras and dresses.

Also, hormones and shit.

Anyhing to make her life a happy life
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>>671847510
turn 420 and blaze it
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>>671847510
fuck it

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>>671847510
RAPE IT
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>>671847510
Brutally rape him then ask if he still wants to be a girl
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>>671847510
legally change his name to David Bowie.
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>>671848150
You would make a good father I think.
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tell him to bite the curb
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flirt with my son, try to convince him into a three way with mom and i
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>>671847747
Good on you but maybe too early
>>671847999
Fuck you I love you
>>671848150
You know exactly what I want to hear
>>671848182
Same
>>671848266
You can't thread your own post
>>671848269
69 gets confirmed also van'd
>>671848316
Van'd
>>671848329
Too soon
>>671848385
Nigga u gay
>>671848390
Keep it in the family
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Grab his pathetic hair cut and cum on his face.

Pushing that faggot out of the way when I'm done
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Turn 361 degrees and walk slightly away
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>>671848592
That names you kind of gay dude
>>671848672
You took me on a ruse cruise
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me "what's this?"
him "im a girl now"
"oh really? you're my little princess now?"
"yes"
"yes, daddy. a good little princess always says daddy"
"y-yes. daddy"
"has my princess been a good girl today?"
"yes daddy"
"good. it's time for your cummies"
"daddy?"
"your cummies princess, for being so good. now go put on your sisters skirt, stockings and blouse and I will give you cummies"
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>>671847510
The notion that a 12ish year old boy could put on that complicated of makeup by himself is laughable. I doubt a girl of equal age could have even pulled off such an elaborate makeover by herself. That being said, I'd chuckle at the obvious joke pulled by my spouse/girlfriend
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>>671848490
fuck too soon, according to you niggers its always too soon.

I need to know before I can trust you that you can act like a man and when shit hits the fan you won't run like a girly to your marshmallow pants and start hitting the boohoo button.
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>>671848802
> cummies
Kill yourself
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>>671848838
Too soon
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>>671848348
Thanks anon.

I'm going to be a Dad in 4 months if all goes well, and it's a boy.

Seriously, I wish my son would be straight, but only because his life will be supposedly easier.

But regardless of anything, I'll do anything in my power so that when I ask my child if it's happy, I'll have a beautiful smile as an answer.
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>>671848490
gtfo autist no one is reading that
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>>671848838
There's a certain grace period after a person dies like Robin Williams jokes are in the green but Bowie passed away too recently. Try again later this month.
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>>671848929
he's totally David Bowie tho
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>>671847510

first beat the shit out of him

second tell him to man the fuck up

third tie him to a chair and make him watch every arnold schwarzenegger movie ever made except that kindergarten one because GAY

fourth take him to a firing range, tie his arms out in front of him and fix him in place and make him feel the power of shooting a motherfucking AR15 again and again at targets

fifth buy him some beer and get him to pound back a few while looking at naked women

that will man him up right quick
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>>671849004
Too soon
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>>671849002
fuck your shit nigger, we were making ffun of him so hard the day of that his daughter went of social media.

ooooh edgeeyyyy.

welcome to /b/.
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> Bazooka
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>>671849110
off*
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>unzips
>make him feel like the slut he wants to by sucking daddy's cock.
>destroy his ass
>have him start dressing like a girl to school for ultimate humiliation.
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>>671847510
whip my dick out and maske him suck it like the lil slut he is
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this is now a cute lil trap thread
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Turn 360 and do a moonwalk
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>>671848939
Fag
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>>671849131
I heard that Sheldon is actually pseudo intellectual irl and acts douchey and pretentious to disguise it.
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>>671847510
>>671848150

Cross dressing/traps is full onset mental illness/severe disillusionment of being a special snowflake who likes to get fucked in his man holster. This faggot has a schizophrenic delusion where he is utterly convinced he has XX female chromosomes regardless of the XY male chromosomes that his body is hardwired with.

He may change his physical appearance and cut his cock off but he will always be XY male.

Only the mentally ill argue otherwise.
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>>671849287
fuck off edgelord.

>>671848939
nice job anon, not op but i hope you and your family have a good life.
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>>671848939
i hope your son is gay so i can fuck him in his ass
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>>671849326
cross dressing has existed since before the 18th century and there is nothing wrong with it. the french nobility did it, shaksperian actors did it, and nowadays men still do it, but children who can't mature like to poke fun at things.
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>>671849153
god damn
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>>671849016
>beat the shit
Make him equate love with violence...S&M because of daddy

>man the fuck up
Ha ha ha, He'll be popular amongst manly men soon.

>make him watch movies with shirtless muscley guys running around with other shirtless muscley guys
He'll love that

>Expose him to phallic objects surrounded by manly men.
Firing guns is gay

>get a child drunk and give him porn
Yeah, you're probably going to jail.

>that'll make him man up
Hahahahaha, gr8 plan. Nevah change idiot anon
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>>671849496
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>>671847510
do a 360 spin, grab my crotch while hip thrusting then moonwalk away
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>>671847510
I don't have a son.
>Reap Tiem
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>>671848348
>>671848150
There aren't enough of you guys on /b/.

I mean I actually don't agree with the gender variation mentality, and frankly it fucking annoys me, but I never deliberately go out of my way to make another person unhappy.

I treat gender confusion the same way with religion. I don't agree with it, but I respect it.
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>>671849002
Fuck the grace period. Thats just some shitty rule for people who care too much about shit they aren't even a part of. Seriously if someone dies in your family and someone makes a joke about it i'd understand you being angry but fuck david bowie you didn't even personally know him. Was a great singer made good music and all. But if you can't joke about that shit when it's got nothing to do with your life then you're just a humourless faggot.
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>>671849668
this
/thread
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>>671848490
fucking autistic cunt
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>>671848490
too long din' do nuffin'
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>>671848348
promoting irreversible self harm? No he wouldn't
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>>671848329
Too soon
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>>671849002
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>>671847510
Tell him he looks good, and will get a lot of attention from men, which is good because he will need a way to support himself on the street starting...immediately. Then give him $1 for bus fare to wherever gay hookers go.
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Shitty shoop.
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Kill myself for being a terrible parent
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>>671847510
Would just get a deep feeling of sorrow, how this i fail this bad. I then would explain that make up is for women, not men. Then continue to take him out to the ford and have him do an oil change no faggots can change oil.
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>>671847510

i kill him.
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>>671849131
*Bamzooki
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>>671848490
Well it's just that life is so short, so why wouldn't I make my child's life happy while I can.

>>671849287
Not a fag, and I'm not offended by being called a fag, so whatevs h8r.

>>671849326
Well, that's just like your opinion friend, and not a fact.

>>671849403
Thanks, I'll try my best.

>>671849668
You know, be that as it may, be it a mental illness or not, the only thing we objectively can do as humans is not to be shitty to one another. My grandfather was an awesome man and was that tough but kind man you only see in the.movies.

Senility got the best of him before he died. I loved and respected that man, but before he died his brain was gone and he would talk all kinds of strange things. It really changed my views on mental illness and how compassion really works. It gets to a point with whether agreeing with someone is irrelevant.
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>>671847510
teach him how to be a good slut
fuck him then sell his ass
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>>671848828
/thread
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>>671848828
damn all this man does is win
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I think you know
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>>671848828
>use google reverse image search
>act like you came to that conclusion over circumstantial evidence
>reply to yourself about how smart you are
>kek
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>>671850733
Good man.
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i fuck is ass
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>>671847510
Beat him until he is straight
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>>671848490
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>>671850733
Unconditional love is the greatest gift of all. Your son will be a great person one day.
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>>671847510
I would support his decision to embrace his true self but caution him of others in the world who would otherwise condemn him for it.
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>>671847510
Dunno,
id figure out if its a gender/sexuality thing first then take em shopping because the shirt clashes
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>>671852105

Damn nigger, you need some English classes.
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>>671847510
I don't really care, the doctor says he only has a month to live anyway.
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>>671852657
I'm totally for transgenders, but this made me kek.
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>>671847510
I'd turn his head 360 degrees and walk away
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>>671847510
Beat the shit out of my whore of a wife that was supposed to watch over him. Take him, the dog and my .45 out back and force him to shoot the fucking pooch before the faggotry takes him over. After he pulls the fucking trigger and poor scooby spills his brain all over the lawn - I sent him upstairs to wash his fucking face and hair, bury the damn dog, sit on a porch with a glass of whiskey and reflect on where i went wrong as a parent.
Next day we all have breakfast - pretending like nothing out of yesterday happened. Pretending we don't see mommys black eye and the dirrt mixed with blood under my fingernails.
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>>671852330
/thread
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>>671852885
Only sensible and reasonable post this whole thread. Dressing and/or painting an 8 year old like a faggot should be a crime. Let him come to his senses once he reaches 18 years of age to do that, if he doesnt then there's a good home for him somewhere out there.
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>mfw mum and cousins used to dress me in dresses and make up and parade me around the neighborhood for everyone to see
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Tell him that make up doesn't go with that outfit. Add more purple or get out of my house..
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>>671852105

Yeeeeeep. You know the gay-pedo-fuck very much enjoyed what this young boy thought was an "innocent" endeavor. Look at that pedo-fag grin, and that madonna tat. How do I know it's madonna? What the fuck else would it be? I'm just numb bros. Numb. I can really see the world spinning out of control. Hope the kid doesn't blow his brains out after his balls drop, and realizes what was done.
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>>671847510
cut the little faggots hair off and disown him
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>>671849799
Why is her hands niggerer than the rest of her?
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>>671853701
i think his mom is getting wet by selling her son's ass
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>>671853546
>unzips pants.

go on with your story.
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I take him to Ringling circus we sit in the front row and I show him what a clown looks like after 40 years of makeup
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>>671847510
divorce my wife, ran away, and never return or give an explanation
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Kill that thing with fire
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Do my best to explain the consequences of his actions and hope he's strong enough to either deal with the harassment, or strong enough to pack those feelings deep down inside and only let them out in private.
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why is it always the mom who is supportive... they secretly wanted a girl, so making them gay isn't good enough now?
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>>671854641
Huh, that seems fine at first glance, but teaching your child to repress his feelings will only make him a ticking time bomb.
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>>671847510
get in here you fags
>>671855319
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>>671855422
That's a possibility but in no way a guarantee. I've never had any problems with it.
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>>671847510
shave his head, rip off his eye lashes and wash his face and tell him not to do this stupid shit again. if you want to be a weirdo, do it when you're an adult after you move out. i'm not putting up with this shit. you're fucking 10, you have no idea what you're doing.

access to tv, computer, and phone will be removed unless supervised.
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>>671847510
I would give him up for adoption. Not because he is gay, because he is a faggot.

Fuck capcha soup is a drink
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>>671855855
Dubs confirm correct course of action and soup is a beverage.
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>>671855732
he actually is 8, encouraged by mom
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>>671847510
Have sex with him.
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>>671856185
Call child services. That is sexual abuse.
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>>671855855
>soup a drink
>Only likes manly faggots

holy shit you must be some retarded back water hick.
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Did someone all ready call this guy a fag... 360 and ur back were ur started.. u mean 90°
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>>671856185
fucking bitches always wearing makeup to look older than they are.

regardless... point is he can decide who he is and what he wants after puberty has run it's course and he understands his feeling and choices. right now he's just a kid. and you correct deviant behavior like you would with a kid.

be gay all you want. but god dammit, you have a dick... you're a male. be a male.
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>>671847510
Probably kill him. Degenerate fuck
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>>671849560
You'll probably suck your sons dick if he dressed like that fag
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>>671847510
>>671847510
>>671852350
>>671852105
Not gonna lie, once this faggot is of age, I'd wreck him.
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>>671856406
Hwat? I mean because faggot like OP, not because gay. There's nothing wrong with that. The makeup is sheer faggotry. DOU YOU GET IT NOW, APSIE?
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>>671847747
maybe you should've thought about safe sex sooner
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>>671848490
>Fuck I love you
>Responding to more than 2 people in a given comment
Back to /soc/ with this one.
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>>671847510
change his diaper
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>>671847510
I'd rape him/her/idk
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>>671856912
> You only like manly gays, not effeminate gays, which are the best gays.
>thinking soup is a drink.

TL;DR you're an in the closet faggot who would order a burger with a soup for a drink.

Who's the aspie now? you are.
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>>671847510
Bloody hell son, if you going to use my eyeliner, ask first!
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I would care less about how my son actually looks and more about the pestilent identity crisis thats in the world today. If my sons entire identity revolved around their "gender", I'd beat them regardless.
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>>671857342
>still doesn't get it
>tl;dr on a short post
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ITT: everything that's wrong with the US.
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>>671857751
>Not understanding Irony
>Not understanding his greatest sin is drinking soup in glasses
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>>671847510
Turn 180 degrees & walk away.. Skip math class?
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turn him out then put him to work to fund my life of luxury
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>>671847510
>what do you do?
25 to life for first degree murder.
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>>671858141
good to see the classic reverse is still here.

let's see if still successful
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>>671849316
nigga that's retarded, what sort of parent turns their child into a mascot of a movement that is a) retarded and b) the child doesn't understand?
Poor kid's gonna grow up believing that being a tranny is the only way to go, that women are monumentally oppressed by the patriarchy and that gender studies and african drumming are valid degrees that will get them far in life
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>>671847510
Call him a faggot then lock him in the closet with a gun.
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Be disappointed not because son is a faggot, but because I'm the last male member of my family and my son will obviously not give me a biological grandchild.
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this is fdr as a child, no lie, i'd fuck him
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Beat him until he doesn't want to be a girl anymore. Then disown him and send him to the shittiest foreign orphanage I can find
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>>671861190
I find this sad
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>>671852885
I think we grew up in the same house. If I had a brother I would swear you are him.
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>>671847510

>one simply cant turn 360 degrees and move in a different direction from before
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Sigh, back in my day we didn't have to deal with this shit. Now everything's so "progressive" and changing is hard. I don't hate you fags but I simply can't accept this kind of shit, especially when it comes to kids who barely understand anything.
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turn around 420 degrees and leave some freak's house because there's no fucking way I'd ever have a kid, let alone anyone let me have one.
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>>671847510
Call him a faggot then kill him
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>>671853337
and forcing a child to kill an animal and beating his wife is also a crime ya know.... btw your wife would leave you if you beat her and her son/orwhatever-x then you just end up paying alimony until you end up killing yourself
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>>671849326
you may have ocd or a small psychosis, nothing bad but you should just shut the fuck up
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>>671862423

That's a solid coherent post there anon, solid. So glad you waded into this discussion.

You fucking dolt.
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>>671847510
Beat his fucking ass aint no gay shit in my house fuck that
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consensually jump him on a cliff
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>mfw this thread
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fuck his boipuccy :D
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>>671847510
Id wait 10 years. Suicide rate is above 30 percent for people with this condition.
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>>671849316
Just more proof in the pile of proof that feminists are fucking disgusting people.

That poor kid has no idea he's just some pawn in their sick game.
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>>671849461

Where the fuck do you find this shit? And where is there more?
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>>671853337
he does it by himself. If you tell him for 10 years (8 -> 18) to not try out these things, you are telling him that crossdressing is bad. He won't understand that you just want him to wait.
If you tell a child for 18 years, worshipping c'thulu is good, he will probably make human sacrifices in his later life.
Only a small amount of people is able to let go of their paradigms, learned from their parents.

This does not only belong to crossdressing, you should allow your child to learn everything by itself (except dangerous things)
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Tell him to be a Man by sucking my dick.
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>>671863057
Does this entail leaping hundreds of feet in the air, traversing the base of a cliff to the top, in a single super-human jumping manoeuvre?
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>>671847510
Get the fuck outta my house
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Convert to Islam.
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>>671852350
Jeffre Star is the problem can we raid him 4chan? plzzzz
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>>671847510
ask for my goddamn money
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why are americans such faggots?
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>>671847510

WHERE CAN I BUY THAT SHIRT
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How you should do thing :
- try leading him down the straight path as best of your ability
-if he still is like that during early teens then let him do whatever he wants (about 12ish year old)
could be a phase so wait a bit of time. if shit goes on for a year and on its confirmed pretty much and starting early with hormones and shit will help him out to easily pass in society.
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Commit Sepukku.
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>>671863563
this
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>>671863350
are u 4 realz?
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>>671848329
Why wouldn't it be already?
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>>671863274

>I am a shit bag parent waiting to happen.

I am glad you people can't have kids, gives me great joy.
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buy him hormones at early age so he can develope a woman body at his growing process
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>>671849153
Sauce?
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>>671863747
Always.
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Love him, he´s still my child.
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>>671863897

That's not how human biology works you fucking retard. He won't just sprout a vagina. He will end up with moobs, brittle bones and a completely fucked up head.
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>>671847510
Would ask MODS to take this underage gay ass shitty boiio out of my way
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>>671863814
you know, polemic like this makes your trolling really obvious
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>>671863992
b88888
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>>671864301

I am not trolling. I am genuinely pleased that transsexuals cannot have children and families.
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>>671847510
beat the faggotry out of him
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>>671848150
Good parent.

/thread
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>>671864483
But I am no transsexual and on top of this I also have a girlfriend. I'm pretty sure there is a chance for me to get children.

Just because I try to understand xxx, doesn't mean I am xxx.
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>>671848150
>>671849668
>>671864743

sorry faggots but you should leave this place.
you are what is known as cancer here.
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>>671864899
shut up don't wanna read anymore of you
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>>671847510
Smack some sense into him
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>>671865023
feel free to leave, there is no need for you here
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1080° moonwalk away
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>>671865134
ayy lmao that's enough b8?
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>>671847510
>360
>still facing the same direction
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>>671847510
fuck his boi pussy
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>>671849326
Well aren't you a little sunshine.
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>>671847510
>inb4 turn 360 degrees and walk away
Fine I guess I'll only turn 359 degrees
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>>671849293
I want to believe. Have a source on that?
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>>671863923
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5681d1586460e
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>>671865502
that way you can shoulder check his bitch ass to the ground
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>>671865342
you are right
the amount of people that don't know how much 360 degree is, is too damn high
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I would get him a few beers a shot gun and a few smokes and teach him hot to be a real man.
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>>671856680
why wait? :)
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>>671860187
but shes going to grow up to tell you to check your privilege just the same ;)
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Pull a trigger up his sorry little ass
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>>671865569
God Bless
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>>671849360
Pls no
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>>671847510
fug him n boipuss
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>>671848802
>cummies
fuck off faggot
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>>671848802
Funniest shit I've heard all week. Thanks for the laugh.
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>>671863273
i cant write it it begin by p then i then n then t then e then rest
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>>671865342

Kill yourself
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Do people really not understand the

"Turn 360 degrees and walk away"


>are you retarded ?
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>>671866418
/rfeminist/
/berenice3728/
and tons other
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>>671862423
Yeah, cause every bitch leaves her man after a good whoopass, right?
Stop living in your beta faggot land - if she knows she did wrong, she'll shut the fuck up and learn her lesson.
And paying alimony ain't that much of a deal if you make decent money - considering she really flips out about the dog thing.
Go masturbate to a trap thread and bitch in a feels thread about how nice guys never get the girl. You're part of the fucking problem without puting on make-up.
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>>671864991
Nothing could ever spell out so fucking clearly as "newfag". You're trying way too hard, buddy.
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>>671847510
>turn 360
kek
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this is why we need to beat our kids again. or deny them access to the internet untill they're 20
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>>671847510
Beat him until he's straight
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>>671847510
Since when do I have a son?
>Kill myself
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>>671847510
Wipe that shit off his face. Yell at my wife that it is way too fucking early to start giving assigning him any fucking orientation or gender and that he needs to be a fucking kid a figure that shit out for himself later. Divorce that bitch, keep OP picture to show the judge when claiming sole custody without visitation for the psycho woman I for some reason chose to have a kid with.
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>>671848150
>her
>Not recognizing it still has a Y chromosome
>HIS
>being this fucking ignorant
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>>671847510
>if son is less than 10
beat wife
>if son is greater than or equal to 10
beat wife and son
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>>671849496

>actors
>Nobility

These faggots are not acting nor are they nobility.
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>>671850096

kek
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>>671864991
GTFO edgy newfag
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>>671852365

I hope you realize that gif is extremely retarded
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>>671847510

>sees son
>ignore son
>find wife
>what the fuck happened
>yell at wife
>tell I'm going to go get cigarettes
>never return
>start a new family
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>>671867259
What the fuck
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>>671849293
Jim Parsons is a total douche bag
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>>671867705
only newfag use the word "edgy"
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>>671849889
Says the newfag using GoT me mes
Gtfo fuccboi
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>>671847510
Listen to it ramble about how I'm. Cis male and I have white privilege.
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>>671858141
>mfw Oh fuck nigga what are you doing?
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I have ADHD. It makes it difficult to focus on shit but it also in no small way contributes to who I am as a person and my sense of identity. I also feel that it contributes to the things which I do well in life rather than detract from them.

However, up until I was 16, doctors put me on every ADHD medication made till that point. You name it, Ritalin, Adderall, and I'm sure I few more that I can't remember. It fucked me up physically and mentally. Up through sophomore year, I looked like a fucking Holocaust survivor because all the drugs completely took away my appetite, when I was in forth and fifth grade, my behavior was at a stable of "constantly an asshole," which did wonders for how the other kids treated me all the way up through high school even after I stopped taking the drugs. And on the last drug I took, it allowed me to get my work done, but afterwards I lethargically masturbated for hours because that is all I felt like doing and I was fucking miserable until that shit wore off. All this shit in the name of making me "normal."

So why the fuck does someone with ADHD have to deal with doctors trying to drug their condition out of existence yet this kid is encouraged and viewed as a healthy, normal child with good parents? How is that fair?
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"Son, it's ok to be gay. But you don't need to be a faggot."
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>>671868382
Thanks for the history lesson faggot
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>>671847510
Turn 2 pi radians and walk away.
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>>671868715

>I have ADHD

Stopped reading right there. You were/are a little shit and your parents should have beat you.
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>>671868715
Because his condition doesn't involve selling pills.
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>>671868715
You make a very valid point, Anon. What o think it is is that the new wave of parents coming in. Like my parents believed in spanking growing up but now my younger brothers are only scolded and grounded.
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>>671847510
Ask them if they identify as female, male, etc. because wearing make-up doesn't automatically mean you want to be a woman.
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>>671868763

This shit right here
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>>671868763
Kek. Sounds like something my dad would say.
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>>671868781
Find the square root of your shit posting
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>>671868923
Don't talk shit about legit adhd btw
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>>671868981

At least not right now it doesn't
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>>671868923
>Stopped reading right there.

Sounds like you got it since you can't be bothered to read less than 300 words, fuckwad.
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>>671869072

Go cry me a river, faggot. People trying to have an excuse for their hyper and terrible as fuck kids instead of actually taking responsibility.
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>>671847510
360 means you walk into your son, learn math faggot
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>>671869067
√(your shit posting)
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>>671869013
{Winrar
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>>671869333
check'd and fucking kek'd
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>>671869250

So when you look at a book and read the summary does it mean you have adhd because you don't like the contents and choose not to read the rest? GTFO
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>>671869280
>legit
And don't think I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>671869299
You have fallen for my ruse cruise.
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>>671849153
well, my mind says no, but my cock says yes.
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>>671869280
So I am/ was a terrible person because my PARENTS wanted an excuse for my hyper behavior instead of taking responsibility? You are both an asshole and retarded. Well done.
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>>671847510
first beat the shit out of him

second tell him to man the fuck up

third tie him to a chair and make him watch every arnold schwarzenegger movie ever made except that kindergarten one because GAY

fourth take him to a firing range, tie his arms out in front of him and fix him in place and make him feel the power of shooting a motherfucking AR15 again and again at targets

fifth buy him some beer and pound the shit out of him while looking at naked women

that will man him up right quick
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>>671869445
>one off
bye goys. getting some industrial strength rope
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in 99% of cases crossdressers and trannies are just mentally ill and/or sexual perverts. I am a pervert so I would fuck a beautiful crossdresser/tranny, but unlike majority of them I do not try to convince myself that I am normal, because I am not. I am a sexual pervert, and not proud of it (unlike you). Face it, majority of you are just mentally ill perverted fetishists. like all these movements of sexual perverts who want more "rights". if your movement it's all like 90% about sex you aren't right.
We all live in the world of degeneracy right now, and that's why so many sexual perverts in the world right now.
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>>671869444
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>>671860820
this is hot
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smoke weed with him and ask to see his cock sucking skills.
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>>671861190

that cunt of a mother should be shot multiple times for doing that to her son
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I know for a fact that I cannot father children.
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>>671869468
>Book=Less than 300 words
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>>671868923
who cares if adhd real or not because you can get some nice drugs it's the only important thing in this case
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>>671869629

Yes. I stand by my statement. Stay mad faggot
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>>671869885

I think anon meant reading the summary only not the entire book
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>>671869937

This is true
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>>671869942
Well at least you stand your ground when proven to be a retarded asshole who clearly has no idea why they hate. I guess there is something to be said for that...
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>>671868663
lul sauce?
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>>671870179

Only thing going for me
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>>671847510
Tell him you love him just the same and be the same defender of your child that you should be.

Anything less than being the stalwart supporter of your child qualified you for bridal prison gang rape
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>>671847510
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>>671847510
>inb4 turn 360 degrees and walk away

but wouldnt that be a full turn? so youd still be walking towards your son...
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>>671867596
>>671867661
>>671867520
>>671861190
>>671861056
>>671860948
>>671860820
>>671860730
All those pics from fem-nazi FB pages.
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>>671847510
give him to adoption. i clearly are bad father
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