NEW THREAD! NEW GIRL! DUBS (or higher) DECIDES! >I won't
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
NEW THREAD!
NEW GIRL!
DUBS (or higher) DECIDES!
>I won't fuck up this time, promise.
Hey sexy lady
K
Hey
Roses are red
Violets are blue
suck my dick
SLIT YOUR WRISTS YOU FUCKING WHORE!!
jew
OP is a beta using us as a tool to make him talk to girls. And what happens when everything goes right with the girl? ---> NEW THREAD
nypa faggot
Wow, you are gorgeous.
Ur mum has butiful vagina and ur dad has butiful penis and anus
>>671840811
I have hepatitis wanna fuck?
>>671841144
Winrar
you should write all the winrar from last thread to this one
Hi there! Can I smell your ass?
Link her this thread
>>671841219
Rolll
>>671840811
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>671840811
Hello, I'm sorry.
You've been selected to be brutally murdered.
Please do not report to the authorities or there will be consequences.
Again, I'm sorry. I'm just the messenger.
I want to fuck a dog while you finger my ass.
Let's play a game!
Hey!
How about a Netflix and no chill, but share a tub of ben & jerrys under a blanket
>>671841184
Roll
Hey I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
If I suck your dads dick will you suck mine?
Hey! You wanna see what years of impromptu foreskin restoration looks like?
>>671841144
>>671841219
definitely this
>>671841336
reroll
>>671841219
This one 4 sureeeeeeeeee
>>671841350
Roll
Roses are red
Violets are blue
i'm down to fuck
are you down too
Now that I have your attention, please vote for Donald J. Trump in the 2016 primaries and help us Make America Great Again!
hi, i am dan.
>>671841464
reroll
NEW GIRL!!!
OLD ONE GOT OFF FACEBOOK!!
DUBS DECIDE!!
>>671841219
Roll
>>671841530
Send nudes
>>671841530
this - >>671841464
Can i be your spiderman and save you for the night?
>>671841584
Reroll
>>671841170
roll
>>671841464
ROLLIN!
>>671841530
I wish I was Spiderman in that picture...
If I dress up as Spiderman, would do let me suck your dads dick?
>>671841350
Reroll for new girl
>>671841657
One last try
>>671841219
roll
>>671841530
Are you a fgt op?
can i borrow your magic wand?
>>671841530
Burn the coal
Pay the toll
That'll be 100$, pay up.
>>671841464
roll
>>671841798
Off by one, reroll
Uncircumcised penises are gross, don't you think?
hi, was looking at you through your window for hours yesterday!! I really want you so bad, when are you going out from your place so i can take you hard up your poophole? btw i like your underwear but i will rip it
>>671841881
reroll
>>671841852
Kike detected
Niggers tongue my anus actually
>>671841881
Roll
>>671840811
>>I won't fuck up this time, promise.
What did you fuck up last time? We don't believe you.
Also rolls...
I'm feeling lonely...
OP HERE
>>671841170
No, I seriously fucked up last thread and I blocked that girl. I'm using a fake facebook account so I won't be able to get laid anyway. Also, the girls I'm talking to are hundreds of miles away from me.
hi, if i jerk off in your face and you clean it with your hands, you can be spiderman too.
>>671841954
roll
I am tired of this shit game..
My girl, you know i'm always there for you and always will be, baby girl, i love you so much.
Would you shit on my face while I lick your clitoris
>>671841958
Reroll
>>671841881
rollllllerinoooo
>>671841972
>implying
There's no shame in getting /b/ to be your wingman
Captcha is leech
Send a dick pic
>>671841881
kek. rollolo
>>671842154
2/3
>>671842154
Rolling
>>671842231
Last try
>>671842154
Do it faggot!
>>671841965
Roll
>>671841881
rolllll
Wana fuki wit my bum bum?
>>671842300
Boring Winrar
>>671842300
Winrar
>>671842300
weak
>>671842338
reroll
Come over so i can lick the crust off your pee flapper.
I have a rare condition on my penis, it has a wide peehole, like a vagina.
>>671842587
reroll
OP DELIVER!
>>671842533
>>671842300
>>671842579
Rerollin
>>671842587
roll for this
OP is fag
>>671842300
Sorry fam, all these bitches keep going offline so I had to find a new one.
Waiting for reply.
>>671843204
I ain't buying this shit nigga
>>671842300
WE GOT A HIT!!!
DUBS DECIDES NEXT!!!
>>671843490
wanna jerk me off?
>>671843490
so fucking let me cum on your liver while you fist my asshole
>>671843490
Sometimes when i'm alone in my room, i try and stick my dick in my anus. Does that make you horny?
>>671843490
Revive the thread!
Rolling for : What's your favorite ISIS execution video?
>>671843490
wanna see my dick ?
You're the only one that can make me feel better... Your face, your voice, your smile..... All of them so perfect
Also suck my dick
>>671843720
rollin
>>671843490
Ask if Hitler did something wrong
>>671843663
rolling for this
>>671843847
oh come on, Adolf, you've lost your spark
>>671843819
Reroll
>>671843839
Rolling
Netflix, chocolate pretzels, and chill?
>>671844055
WINRAR
>>671844055
Meme
>>671843663
roll
>>671843839
lol rolling for this
>>671844158
and a shitty one at that
I was sent on this earth to eat pussy and spread the wrath of Allah. And I'm all out of pussy
>>671844267
Roll
>>671843839
this + "i have this hot SS uniform, would you like me to wear it while we fuck?"
>>671844267
Reroll
>>671844267
rollin
>>671844267
kek roll
I don't want you anyway I'm a massive fag
>>671844409
rollin
FIRST GIRL IS TAKING TOO LONG TO REPLY
DUBS DECIDES ON THIS GIRL!!!
>>671844409
Rollando
>>671844267
Reroll
>>671844491
yea we met at {mutual friends party}
could you be the trap I'm looking for?
yeah we fucked remember? you were my first
>>671844267
Kek'd
Also rolling in the deep
>>671844556
roll
>>671844516
>>671844529
>>671844556
>>671844557
>>671844603
STOP BEING CUCKS AND GET DUBS HOLY SHIT!
>>671844491
don't take to long to reply or the thread will be 404'd
>>671844491
yeah we met at that tranny convention, I sucked your dick and everything
>>671844603
Rerawl
>>671844491
can I suck my cum out of your ass?
>>671840811
hey what's up, coffee ?
>>671844672
still rollin
>>671840811
Did you buy your panties in Australia? Because I'd looove to see what's Down Under.
>>671844851
Rollo Fucking Tomasi
We met at the holocaust museum in Israel, don't you remember?
(Girl says no)
Yeah because the holocaust never happened
>>671844921
ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>671844491
No but you're about to
>>671844863
roolll
>>671844921
Reroll
>>671844932
once more
>>671844921
this + we fucked and I came in that urn of ashes and we were kicked out
>>671845038
Rereroll
>>671844921
Christ an bale please check my dubs
>>671844851
kek'd
also rolling for this
>>671845101
yep, this one
>>671844921
this
>>671845181
This is it
>>671845179
vernon main
wanna go elbow deep on my asshole?
>>671844491
Yes, I used to come on news channels. I raped small children.
>>671844491
"Are you a trap? Please say yes and don't ruin my boner"
>>671844921
Rollito
>>671845299
winrar
>>671845299
Boring winrar
>>671845314
i'm the one who left that cumstain on your panties
>>671845299
winrar here
I don't have a penis.
>>671842300
pussy
Did you know that a female dolphin can trap a penis inside her vagina? Me neither, untill i went to the San Diego acquarium. Now I'm no longer welcomed there
fuck or what
>>671840811
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I made a cum tribute to you
>>671844921
I did this shit because it was funny as hell.
GET BETTER DUBS!
>>671845299
win win moon moon
BOOOOOOOOOOORING
>>671845609
roll
>>671845662
rollo
>>671845673
DELIVER FASTER, FAG
>>671844921
This is just perfect
>>671845710
rollin
I love you
>>671845662
and I only came twice
>>671840811
Wow I love your hair and your eyeballs...
Can I fuck your left one for 1000$
fucking dying of old age here waiting for nudes or OP to deliver
This shit is about to 404
>>671846001
I did deliever faggot
See >>671845673
>>671845673
LOLOL
>>671846011
and this shit gets dubs
>>671846011
I fucking wasted it, should have rolled for my suggestion (the holocaust museum shit)
>>671846056
there is shit in this thread that's infinitely better
Hi, I am a massive faggot.
>>671846155
Winrar! Again...
>>671846155
+ I really enjoy being fucked by Fluttershy
>>671846011
>>671846155
She's not responding
I'll be a bare assed monkey's uncle
UPDATE! SHE RESPONDED!!!
DUBS DECIDES!!!!
>>671846307
GJ giving her name tho, GIT NUDZ
>>671846251
+ her massive cock feels so good in my ass
>>671846429
all of this
>>671846400
Yas
>>671846400
winrar
>>671846400
OH SHIT NIGGER!
GOING FULL RETARD HERE!
I am just looking for a nice girl to get knocked up by my friend Tyrone so I get welfare
>>671846390
Please fuck me in the ass with your dog strap on
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
SHE RESPONDED!!!
DUBS DECIDES!!!
>>671846390
This is hilarious
Sorry love, what do you think about my dick? *send a pic of a fucking small dick*
>>671846390
can you spread your asscheeks for me? (cover up pussy, I only like trannies)
Fucking jew bitch show me your hidey hole
>>671846540
top kek
have a reroll son
>>671844851
Nederfag
>>671846627
JESUS ROLLING
>>671846642
hearty keks, rolling for this
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're pretty beautiful
I hope you're no Jew
>>671846696
nope, estfag
>>671846698
roll
>>671846620
Why u not want the D?
>>671846620
Shrimp Satan found the hidden lore to my ass and he hid his long Smyrna in the hole I seeped as he crawled in and j XDd
>>671846777
winrar
>>671846777
>>671846799
both win
>>671846777
Trips
>>671846620
I bet you'd scream on my pecker, kangajew
>>671846777
This one
>>671846648
Jesus christ whats happening
>>671846777
LOL! SHE BLOCKED ME!!!
TIME TO FIND A NEW GIRL!
>>671846868
this
send her "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>671846777
Wiiiiiiiiiiiinraaaar
Tits or GTFO
>>671844921
ethan and hila would be proud
so what part of aus are these victims getting picked from?
>>671846627
Rollin
>>671846648
fucking rolling for this
>>671846953
>>671846959
>>671845320
one of these on the next bitch
>>671846627
FUCKING ROLLING FOR THIS
NEW GIRL!
DUBS DECIDE!!!
SHE IS AT LEAST AN 8/10 MAKE IT GOOD BROS!@
>>671846953
>midnight
>>671847136
Yeah
>>671847168
Send her a link to the thread.
>>671846648
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING TRUMP, DUBS INBOUND, PLEASE
Wanna have some 'fun' with me and my friend that I just met on craigslist?
>>671846627
Please make this real. Rolling
>>671847168
Hey, you looked pretty cute :)
>>671846627
Rollando
>>671847168
I'm such a failure, no girl will ever love me. Before i kill myself, wanna fuck?
>>671847255
WINRAR!
>>671847255
oh god
>>671847274
roll
>>671847168
Hey Im jack I jus hacked this account and being a massive faggot kek aren't I coll?
>>671847255
fucking hell
Sorry I couldn't resist adding you, you look gorgeous. Mind if I ask you a question? :)
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?
[Her response]
Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
>>671847267
reroll
>>671847168
I like how raw chicken fillet feels on my pecker
>>671847255
WAITING FOR REPLY
>>671846627
rerolling
>>671847370
top kek roll
OP back at it again with the white sluts
>>671840811
Settle down damien strong.
I like wood !
>>671847402
i think the pic was part of it
>>671847370
Re-roll af
>>671847402
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>671847455
Oh for fucks sake
>>671847402
>>671847473
Yeah...pic was the whole deal.
>>671847508
le friend :)
>>671846627
rolley polley
>>671847255
Real life Mr. Garrison
>>671847508
ah, they're here.
rolling
>>671847370
reroll niggor
>>671846627
why is this post not dubbed
rolling
>rolling
>>671847455
HAD TO FIND NEW GIRL, OLD ONE WOULDN'T REPLY
>>671847168
If I had a really rare type of cancer that could only be cured if you took a shit in my mouth would you do it??
Asking for a friend.
>>671847402
do a cum tribute to her and then send it to her
please help I'm single
>>671847736
topkek
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT WHAT IS FUNNY. COCKMUFFIN.
>>671847370
roll
>>671847718
Rolling for dank memes
can I rape your gape
>>671847766
WIIIIINRAR!!!
>>671847370
OP, don't do it! I have the higher tier suggestion!
(I love star wars prequels references)
>>671847370
LMAO RE-ROLL
>>671840811
Here's a pic of me.
>>671847736
>>671847508
rolling for the classics
>>671846627
Rolrolrolrorlorlrorloror
>>671847736
Hey I'm Bryan I'm looking for some simple one time fun no tricks will you do it with me?
>>671847766
going full retard
>>671847850
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY DUBS
im pretty good at rocket league
>>671847791
Rollo Tomasi back at it again
>>671840811
you will achieve greater success if you simply go with "best post" rather than "dubs decides"
>>671847917
Fucking fat bitch. She'll prolly say yes
>>671847867
Roll.
>>671847917
that fucking photo
...
go for nudes
>>671847991
true fucking that
OP HERE
You niggers keep fucking with the system. Last girl unfriended me.
I'll look for another girl, but really try to say something that won't scare them off.
Thanks in advance.
>>671847917
Mrs. Whale, can I help you get back on land?
>>671846627
RUNNING THE ROLL TRAIN
>>671847172
It'd be about 11:45 in WA right now
New girl is a fucking retard thats for sure OP
OPs name is Damien strong kek
>>671846627
vroom rolling for this
Hey girl, want to find out why they call me Mister Fister? ;)
>>671848166
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>671848166
Winrar
>>671848166
fucking finally
>>671848166
WOOOOOOO
WINRAR
My asshole is so loose you can get both hands in there and clap, care to try it?
NEW THREAD!!!
>>671848381
>>671848381
>>671848381
>>671848381
>>671848333
Even bigger winrar
NEW THREAD!! GET IN HERE!!
>>671848381
>>671848381
>>671848381
>>671848381
