So, /b/...
Does anyone here remember Chloe?
For those that don't, quick summary
>chloe wants my d
>she knows I flirted with her sister
>butthurt ensues. she doesn't talk to me anymore
>make dubs thread, casually talk to her again, ask for nudes
>utterly perplexed, she refuses
>shit hits the fan. tell her I fucked her sis
>extreme butthurt
>she threatened to call the police
>A WHOLE TWO WEEKS HAVE PASSED
I told you fuckers I would be back. I just had to give it time.
DUBS DECIDES
bamps
Also, a heads up
I only take the first dubs after what I post, as long as it's relevant to the topic. If not I'll find the next one. Won't post multiple gets. If you don't like it then fuck off
Baby I'm back, horny and ready to shit in your vag.
Hey bby remember me? It's long dong todger time.
Baby, I'm sorry. I love you and I was mad at you cus you weren't talking to me. I'm really sorry. I love you and so do Jesus.
>>671833190
This. kek
I need a feminine dick. Have one?
>>671833313
Reroll
>>671833190
Rawl
>>671833190
>>671833249
3 posters.
It wasn't OP and it wasn't me.
Samefaggot.>>671833249
Guess Who's Back.... Back Again... My Dicks Back... In Your Sister
>>671833332
One off
I just shit myself, pics incoming.
I WAS THERE WHEN THE MAGIC HAPPENED
Only 5 fucking threads long
I missed you.
>>671833190
Roll
>>671832788
Say "I didn't actually fuck your sister btw, I figured if you were going to be mad at me I'd give you a reason to be so that you being mad made sense."
>>671833622
YES FUCKING YES!! that was me. Also winrar
Wow, instant reply
>>671833495
re roll
>>671833782
you still mad?
you looked beautiful today
Let's start over, just cut your fucking drama this time.
>>671833782
That's because she's looking for reasons to still talk to you. Bitches love assholes you know this OP. Get back into her good graces, ask for nudes, fuck her then humiliate her. You know, if that strikes your fancy.
>>671833782
Good because I think we should moved on from that. I have a question
>>671833929
Rwrll
I actually fucked your dog. Sorry. Now send me nudes?
>>671834134
Roll
>>671832788
Say " Good, I'm glad you are. I'd really like to start over. Maybe I could take you out. No animosity though, fresh start. Deal?"
Anyway, what i actually meant was tits or gtfo you hoe.
>>671833996
Roll
>>671833782
Good, now grow the fuck up and maybe I won't peer through your window next time. You going to show me your cunt or not, slut?
>>671834182
Re roll
>>671833782
btw i have installed a hidden cam in your bedroom last monday
>>671834182
Godammit re roll. I'm trying to get op laid
>>671833782
niggers tongue my anus
>>671834182
Goddammit reroll, I'm trying to get op laid
>>671833782
I'm not over you
I want my dog to knot the fuck out of your sloppy wet vag you stinky whore.
>>671834436
reroll
>>671834182
Nigger Henry rollins
>>671833782
ay white gurl wanna see my dik?
>>671834368
Fuck this nigger.
"I actually fucked your dog. Sorry not sorry. Send nudes?"
>>671834436
ayy pls
>>671834436
this
>>671834182
Goddamit I give up. One last time
>>671834182
Roll
>>671834536
Roll
Reroll
>>671834436
rollll
>>671834182
rolling
>>671834436
rerolling
>>671834182
rollling
>>671834655
WINRAR
>>671834536
ro||
>>671834655
WINRAR!
>>671834655
WINRAR
>>671834655
winrar
>>671834536
Fuck this nigger. He doesn't play the long game. If he fucks her on the regular he can have a treasure trove of nudes to share over time.
>>671834182
Re fucking roll
>>671834759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2IZpV3-HE
Let's watch this while we wait
>>671832788
send this: why u mad tho?
You, I want you inside of me. I want you to shit in my cock and asshole.
>>671834941
All i want is you
>>671834941
You.
>>671834941
I want you
>>671834941
you
Bernie Sandwiches
>>671834941
You, obviously
>>671834941
Dem titties
>>671834941
All I want right now is for you to give me another chance. How can I gain back your trust?
I want to tongue punch your fart box baby, you know I would drag my dick through a mile of glass just to hear your fart over a walkie-talkie.
Nudes you fucking retard.
>>671834941
"I don't know what I want, but I know that if we started things over I could do it right this time."
>>671834941
Buttsex, I ain't scared of getting shit on my dick
Social justice
>>671835120
reroll
>>671834941
your sister
>>671834941
ewe; bby
>>671835147
Oh my god this
>>671834829
Rollin
Why dont you come over here and sit on my lap and we can just talk about the first thing that pops up ;)
>>671835149
Rolling for this
To become your fetishes
Anal.
>>67183516
this
>>671835039
>>671835063
>>671835075
>>671835080
>>671835096
roool for one of these
>>671835120
roll
>>671834941
A threesome with you and this guy I met on craigslist, Tom is a real charmer btw, I think you two would get along great
>>671835147
rollss
I just want fucking dubs at this point
>>671834829
Rolling
>>671834941
to feel your body
I want to rest my ballsack on your nose and roll my balls over your eyes in slow circular motion while you recite the pledge of allegiance
>>671835164
rolling for this
>>671835147
rolls123
>>671835183
suck a fat dick you dumb ass bitch
>>671835267
Roll
>>671835333
Kek
>>671835333
Ya dun goofed
"Well, lately I feel like I havent been my true self to you. I mean yeah we use to talk and have good laughs at times..but I just KNOW that if we went out to grab a bite we'd really start to enjoy each others company again. No sisters attatched" "Strings**"
>>671835147
Rawllin
>>671835333
Trips don't lie
>>671835147
roll for fartings
>>671835333
man what a waste
>>671835333
Seems you got trips instead
>>671835333
can you do anything right?
>>671835147
rolls again
>>671835333
lol
eat shit fag u wanted dubs and got trips
>>671835375
Roll for this -^
>>671835333
What a waste
>>671835400
Fucking wasted also date thing take her out op
>>671835164
slp
>>671835147
This
>>671835358
Roll
>>671835333
Top kek
>>671835267
Rolling
>>671834941
What I want? Well you asked, I wanna take you somewhere nice, eat some good food, have a few laughs, then take you home and tongue fuck your fart box while listening to the offspring
>>671835164
Rolling for this
>>671835522
This is ridiculous.
Also roll for this
>>671835147
>>671835554
GODDAMN
>>671835333
WINRAR
>>671835599
Winrar
>>671835554
Dont do this you faggot. Off by one nigger
>>671835599
>it happened again
>>671835554
>ALMOST QUADS
Oy Vey this is like another holocaust.
>>671834941
I just want to talk to you, I want to start afresh. Away from all that other shit. I was just a little drunk that's all
>>671835147
ROLL
I want big cums
>>671835633
I'm fucking kekking hard by now
>>671832788
OK I'm not gonna put words in your mouth. Op just ask her out. However you want.
Well since you asked i want to anal rape your sister and your mother. Then i want to kill them both and eat their insides.
Oh and it would be nice if you sent some nudes babe ;)
would you like to go out sometime?
>>671835633
WINRAR
>>671835777
Hail trips
>>671835743
Rolling motherfucker
>>671835777
Kek
WINRARR
>>671835777
wew lad
>>671835777
>this doesn't get you sent to jail
>>671835554
reroll
>>671835777
Jesus fucking christ...
>>671835777
of course this gets trips
>>671835816
>>671835819
>>671835827
>>671835829
>>671835831
We gotta get dubs though
>>671834941
Look here bitch, no one likes a fuckin tease. ask me that in person and ill show you dam well what i want and show you how willing i am to do what it takes to obtain your love.
>>671835946
your moms got a nice pair of dubs
>>671835946
If OP doesn't deliver for holy trips i'm gonna find him and destroy his virgin anus
>>671835777
meh, I'm out, too edgy
op yet to deliver :(
What I want? Nothing, goodbye.
>>671836003
if he does not deliver then he actually saved the thread
>>671836003
>Virgin anus. Op is massive fag
>>671832788
Charge ur phone fegit
>>671835946
dubs coming right up!
>>671836058
Whoops, posted that too early
>>671836058
>>671836003
see, its pretty much kill already
>>671836088
Already charging Retard.
>>671832788
For the love of fuck, ask her on a date.
Well we just ruined OP's chances of getting laid. Fucking hell /b/ you're meant to save that shit until we get into the safe zone
abunch of virgin fags just killed this thread RIP
>>671836120
When are you going to send nudes?
>>671836058
Thread ruined
>>671836156
This
Wel there is a part of me that is growing up everytime i see you.
Pssst a little secret: it is ma dick, whatsssupp!!!
>>671836120
They say you're as young as the person you feel. Since I fingered my twelve year old cousin as he slept last night, I don't think il be growing up for a while
>>671836120
very disappointing roll. Probably ruined it
Baby, you smart. You're very smart. Matter of fact, you're a genius. See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets. I'm a show you something you ain't never seen before. Keep ridin. You smart. Come with me baby, let's ride. I'm a hold you down.
Say my name, baby. Say my name, baby. You smart. You're loyal. You're grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy your mama a house. Go buy your whole family houses. Put some money in your savings account. Go spend some money for no reason. Baby, let the music take control. Let We the Best Sound take control, baby, hold on, say my name. That's right. That's right, baby, we'll remember that.
Real life. Another one. We the Best Sound. Heads Audio. BNO Play. H6. Best headphones in the game.
>>671836250
This please
I did grow up, I'm about 8 inches solid now. I can make big cums like a big boy.
>>671836279
roll
>>671836250
Roll
>>671836279
reroll
>>671836208
>>671836156
>>671836120
Holy shit, not ruined?
>>671836149
THIS! Ask her on a date
She's clearly still interested and we could maybe probably turn this shit around. You guys don't know how persistent this chick is lol
Someone post a massive dick pic and send it to her.
Had to do this one last time, sorry. Well, serious now, I want to meet, no shit. Just to say sorry and take you somewhere nice
>>671836250
Keked. This
>>671836120
the day I'll finally conquer your mother's ass.
>>671836297
Roll
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. How about I write you a poem instead?
I'm sorry about all of these replies abunch of retards on the internet on /b told me to say all of these disgusting things, Would you like to maybe go out to dinner or a movie?'
also OP half of the shit posted here is cringe
>>671836279
rereroll
Sorry op I really did try to get you laid.
>>671836388
WINRAR!!
>>671836366
I've just came all over a pic of you.
>>671836399
Kek
>>671836279
roll for this shit nigga
It just doesn't stop
>>671836388
WINRAR
>>671836399
winrar
>>671836468
yes, goddamit
>>671836366
im just fucking with you stop pretending you know in a couple of hours we'll be fucking anyway
>>671836388
THIS OP DO IT!
>>671836438
>time to get OP laid
rawl
>>671836485
Would your sister really admit to it though?
>>671832788
Pics for pre warming? Especially the sister u flirted with
>>671836485
Does that bitch not read. My win already said that.
>>671836366
>im over you btw
kek then why the fuck did you have to tell me bitch?
honestly ive never seen a bitch this fucking desperate for attention.
>>671836388
oi vey
>>671836547
Rolling
>>671836279
RAWL
I remember this i got quads and told her sis that i fucked her hahahahaba
>>671836388
>>671836588
OK double 88's you need this one nigga
>>671836388
thisss!
Wanna have a three way with me and your sister? If she's not into it you can always hold her down.
Kek she's playing hard to get or some shit
>>671836756
THIS
Just kidding about all this, I'm gay and you're my cover up.
>>671836782
Yes for reals, let's go to dinner. What are you doing tonight?
>>671836782
when all this shit is done can u post her nudes or some shit i wanna see how a desperate bitch looks like
>>671836279
rollin'
>>671836855
winrar
>>671836855
deliver OP you glorious non-fag
>>671836782
>>671836782
Yes nigga keep it going. " yes, I'm serious. I'm just trying to do my best, all jokes aside, I'm just a little nervous "
>>671836855
winrar. this is getting better
>>671836855
roll
Yeah, take you somewhere nice. Like a sweet little place called POUND TOWN, VAGINAL DESOLATION AVE. 6969 BIG CUMS, USA!
>>671836855
deliver
Holy shit she responds in a fucking second
Yeah. Let me take you somewhere nice, I feel like I have to say sorry for a lot of things. I know i hurt you, just give me this chance.
>>671836855
>>671836944
Again with double parallel gets. Do it
>>671836987
I'm sorry, i was stupid and i really do like you more than you realize, give me this one final chance to prove that to you?
if he gets a date with this girl after all that shit he said imma kill myself
>>671837011
Them instant dubs
>>671836987
No, Chloe please. Just let me take you out once. After that you don't have to talk to me ever again. Just one dinner?
>>671836987
come on babe im really sorry you know we could go hang out and i can give you the old lickaroo
>>671836987
bby gurl im being serious. I miss you and I miss us.
>>671837011
Damn son
>>671836987
I want to give you the ol' lickaroo
I'll prove I'm serious and not fucking with you if you like.
>>671837011
This anon has to much luck
I was being a jerk, I wanna make it up to you. Any place you want.
>>671837011
THIS IS THE VALID ONE AFTER THE UPDATE, OP!
>>671837011
goddamn
>>671832788
Yes. Yes, you are, my little bitch. Now go and kill yourself.
>>671836987
Let me show you how proud i would be to be yours.
>>671832788
Nope
https://telegram.me/joinchat/AN-VsAiGs2xpv3FdbNaYhA
>>671836367
THIS
>>671837011
Keep on cruisin.
op can u post pics for previews story?
>>671837011
>>671837042
WINRAR AND ALSO RAWL
>>671836987
"Can you please calm down?! I'm trying my best to fix this. How about a little cooperation?"
Please baby...I changed....a lot! You can too. Let's win no matter what.
Preferably not, since that would ruin the whole point of this thread
Ok i was just kidding i actually want to fuck you, your sister and your mother in a threesome and then i want to kill you all and eat your insides
>>671837011
>>671837066
>>671837099
>>671837100
>>671837111
>>671837193
>Please baby...I changed....a lot! You can
>>671836987
No, no, no. This time i'm dead serious. I know what i did last time was stupid as fuck and i want to make it up for you. Just, give me a chance this one more time. I'll take you anywhere you want to go, and it's on me. I'll treat you like the jewel you are.
>>671837205
This
>>671837193
post a picture of yourself. how fucking hot are you if this even works. oh god.
>>671837193
You can call my daddy baby gurl
>>671837205
Riroll
>>671837193
The point isn't to get you laid for later nudes?
nope, I have a dick in my mouth
>>671837193
Yes, call me.
>>671837193
Yeah but its gotta be quick k?
>>671836485
Dam...all this talking about moods. You wondering when i will grow, mentioning you on top, than to top it off your bringing up your sister and sex within the same message...Can you really blame me for acting like a sand nigger?
>>671837193
I want to sniff your asshole
>>671837193
Of course.
>>671837185
roll
>>671837193
Give her your digits, and take her nice and treat her right, back next week with Chloe thread on how you fucked and got nudes
>>671836987
Let me take you to pound town
>>671837193
Preferably not, I just want to text at the moment. Hey, have you heard about 4chan?
>>671837205
Rolliroll
>>671837205
Reroll
After all of this, how come you are still interested in me?
>>671837293
reroll.
>>671837185
reroll
>>671837284
ROLL
>>671837287
Reroll.
Come on, what do I have to do to make it up to you?
>>671837256
Roll
>>671837185
rereroll
>>671837302
THIS!
No bitch you cant call me, now bend over slut ima make you arse bleed
>>671837193
Not right now, I'm a little busy, I'd prefer to do this in person. Doing on the phone seems less personal.
>>671837287
Rerolllllling
>>671837342
Roll
>>671837358
Roll
>>671837099
this
>>671837193
Yes, let's talk.
>>671837330
Roll
I'm looking up restaurants in our area now. Which one do you want to go to?
>>671837217
>>671837293
Reroll
>>671837185
rerereroll
>>671837205
Rerollered
>>671837401
Rollllll
>>671837401
THIIIIIS
Not right now, moms sick and asleep next to me :(
>>671837302
ROLL
>>671837411
Well.
>>671837422
>>671837389
Roll
>>671837185
rawl
>>671837193
No I'm sorry I'm in a place to noisy but really I know that perfect place that you really like it I see you post it on Facebook/twitter
>>671837302
roll
>>671837444
YEEEEEEES!
Are we about to get op laid?
>>671837433
>>671837444
TRIPS BEAT DUBS
>>671837444
TRIPS
>>671837444
Winrar
>>671837260
my thoughts exactly
>>671837433
Winrar
>>671837404
Win
Sure.
And forward cell to 1-800-wet-butt
>>671837193
"You used to call me on my cell phone"
>>671837342
rerolling
>>671837411
Winrar
you can call me as much as you want but send some noods so i can post of 4 chan already
>>671837488
DUBS CONFIRM TRIPS BEAT DUBS
>>671837445
kekko?
>>671837488
Well dubs said so themselves so it must be true
>>671837552
This please!
RIP this thread in 2 minutes
>>671837552
Not Bad rerolleri
>>671837444
Too late..
I'll post it now though
>>671837411
Win!
Call that bitch and record the conversation.
>>671837099
Roll!
>threaten to rape her sister and mother
>can i call u?
"you call me on my cellaphone and I will lick your face"
Yes I've screwed up in the past, I was stupid and selfish.... Recently I went through some shit that really opened my eyes... I'm sorry for everything..
>>671837556
>>671837411
>>671837444
>>671837488
>>671837477
dubs overfucking load
Send some nudes and I'll decide where I take you out to eat based on how good you look
>>671837488
I admit defeat :(
...Compromise would be better thou?
>>671837185
ROLLO
>>671837599
i posted our conversation on an anonymous south vietnamese chicken salad forum and asked the people there to decide what i say to you. so u wan sum fuk?
>>671837599
Just answer the phone, act like you lost your voice or something, like you're ill. Return to messaging
>>671837599
Talk to her for a couple seconds and be chill. Then make up an excuse as to why you can't talk and go back to texting
record the call op
>>671837599
"Can i call you like tomrrow? cuz your sister is sucking my dick right now"
>>671837599
just answer the phone make up some bullshit and take her out, have make up sex dump and post vids and nudes fag
>>671837599
I'm working right now.. Otherwise I'd say yes
>>671837599
Sorry baby I'll answer the phone as soon as I'm doing watching this Yiff porn, sorry, I'm just super close to big cums.
>>671837677
This
not right now. my dads in the next room watching gay porn and I can hear him but he doesnt know I'm here
Fuck it let her call and update us. Laid is more important than thread.
Dubs start now
>>671837707
reroll
>>671837710
THIS'!!!!
>OP answers his dam phone, postes nudes later
>>671837599
Quick call anon... Then let's go back to the action
Quads tho
>>671837676
>>671837556
>>dubs
>>671837677
Don't do this, you are already fixing things up, OP.
>>671837185
rerroll
>>671837756
As in, let me take you to dinner and we can talk about it
>>671837535
rerolling
>>671837756
>>671837707
rollin
>>671837788
Dub dubs fag
>>671837756
In person so i can make it up to you 'personally'
I'm sorry Chloe, I just get weird around you. The truth is because I like you..
>>671837756
I mean a date you silly bitch
>>671837811
win
>>671837811
Winrar
>>671837811
winnar
>>671837811
Fast, faaaaast motherfucker.
>>671837811
Win
Meeting up at a nice place
>>671837811
winrar
>>671837811
YYYYYYYYYYES
>>671837756
Just kidding i want to threesome rape you, your sister and your mother and then kill you all and eat your flesh.
>>671837849
THis!!!!
>>671837756
As in let me into your home so I can slit your throat
>>671837707
rolllllll
>>671837811
Winrar
ill call you in 5 mins, just watching midget porn, i like the taste of my semen
New thread
>>671837756
Meeting up ofcourse, what the fuck would I mean. We are going to have a f2f conversation which will probably result in you sucking my dick. So you in or nah?
>>671837707
ROLLLLL
I mean in my bed naked bitch
>>671837788
winrar
>>671837707
rollzzzzz
>>671837924
Roll
I got payed and I have a lot of money really I want to buy you something nice to say I'm sorry
>>671837707
rellen
>>671837811
Nigger thank you. I've never been this excited about one of these threads. Get this nigga laid
>>671837930
shut the fuck up newfag
>>671837707
rullz
>>671837921
ROLLLLL
>>671837894
Rerolld
>>671837707
dubs NOW
Fuck you /b/ I don't want to date this psycho :^(
>>671837921
Off by 1.... rollin' for ya bro
>>671837962
>payed
needs new thread
She looks cute. Got any pics?
>>671837961
Lol i was just trying to be cool and call a quads roll. Disregard my dubs
>>671837980
>I got payed and I have a lot of money really I want to buy you something nice to say I'm sorry
>>671837999
WINNER TRIPS
>>671837888
makes
>>671837811
a win
>>671838043
fuck her
ROLL !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>671837999
WINNNNARRRR
>>671838043
When would you prefer?
If dubs, link her the thread.
whats wrong with wednesdays you dipshit
>>671837999
deliver OP
>>671837756
You should consider literally killing yourself you fucking waste of space. If I were in close proximity to your autistic, mouth-breathing, disgusting obese body I wouldn't hesitate to cut off your fucking micropenis & shove it up your acne-covered asshole you ugly piece of shit.
>>671837999
Winrar
>>671838043
I'm taking you out for sushi, so I can eat your raw fish.
>>671838044
Dam son
>>671837999
>>671838043
ok then deliver this trips
Tonight
>>671838111
noice
>>671837961
See
>>671832908
You
Autism
Inducing
Swizzlestick
>>671838044
OP here. Not posting because irrelevant.
See >>671832908
I'm really horny atm, how about you send me a pic of your cleavage and we make it a dinner ;)
>>671838043
I want you now baby
>>671837999
winrar this nigger plis
>>671838111
Well you got trips so be doesn't have to ;)
I mean after I fuck your mother
>>671838015
New thread
>not OP
>>671837999
yeaaaaaa deliver
>>671838163
roll
yes this weekend. you and me. resturant, candle, flower. you and me *pic attached*
>>671837999
WINRARRRRRRR
>>671838043
If dont wanna date her just ask 'so when can we fuck?'
>>671838043
Today, just tell me the time and I will pick you up.
>>671837999
winrarrrrrzzz
I really want to meet you. Forgive me for all the things i've said. I want to make it up to you by taking you to a quiet place and appologize with all my heart.
>>671838043
Talking bout the magical 8th day of the week ... cause we ain't never gonna date you dumb psychopath. Stop contacting me!
>>671837999
winnnn zz
>>671838241
Reroll.
>>671837999
winnar deliver already OP
>>671838206
Kek kek kek this
>>671838206
ay bb wan sum fook??
>>671838162
Wow lol OP, You don't wanna date her but you left the best dubs!
Something says you DO want her
Bro just get dinner, fuck her, as soon as you cum just leave the room and say that'll do
op you got mail
Crazy chicks suck the best dick. You don't have to date her, just take her out, she may surprise you.
>>671838043
Just fuck her and drop her then
>>671837999
>>671838043
OP is u gonna deliver?
>>671838274
Roll
I really missed you you mean a lot to me lets go out tonight please
>>671838257
What the fuck is this shit
>>671838356
roll
>>671837999
OP u better deliver
>>671837999
is OP a faggit?
Wednesday is a good of a day as any for you to suck my dick, right?
>>671837999
deliver OP my man
I want to take you out to kfc ao you can fuck me with my strap on in the toilets, i have wierd a wierd fetish, atleast this way you can take your anger out on my ass hard
>>671838355
Ha I win after last post first. Get to typing op
>>671837999
TRIPPPPPPPZZZZZZ
Ask her for a pic not Jude just a pic then tell her how beautiful she is then eventually ask for nudes
>>671837999
DELIVER
>>671837999
trips OP deliver man
>>671838355
Do it
>>671837999
yo OP deliver?
>>671838454
Rolllzz
>>671838285
OP here. New thread everyone.
Just do it !!
>>671838553
>>671837999
deliver
>>671837999
OP u better deliver now man zz
>>671838355
Yeah tonight would be best, I've got a lot to get off my chest and it's really becoming a pest.
ITT: OP uses 2 phones to make dumbass thread, FAGGOTRY ensues, faggots keep bampin, OP IS FAG, I AM FAG, YOURE ALL FAGS, MOOT IS FAG
/thread